Death Battle

We can't allow Goku to win. Superman represents democracy and western values.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shartuto
      >Shartachi
      >Shartsuke
      >Shartbito
      >Shartdara
      All of them are Goku's victims.

      >Goku has no-
      BOOM, just like that. This is all he needs.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how my favorite match up this season was Guts vs Dimitri. I haven't even played Three Houses.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fun

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is friends with hal "the pedophile" jordan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku is also friends with Bejita "loves little boys" Bejita

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Goku is friends with Roshi

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you don't understand Anon. It's ok when Japan does cause....it just is, ok?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roshi isn't a pedophile

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We can't allow Goku to win. Superman represents democracy and western values.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not the brown and black trans rainbow flag
      This is literally violence.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile, Goku spends years of his life "training" with guys and only guys.
      And has never even kissed his own wife.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why, is there something wrong with being gay?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spends years of his life surrounded only by men
        >has never even so much as thought of doing anything gay
        Holy FUARK he's so FUARKING straight.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Meanwhile, Goku spends years of his life "training" with guys and only guys.
        >And has never even kissed his own wife.
        Goku has 2 straight sons and a granddaughter.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goku has 2 straight sons and a granddaughter
          Didn't he get milked in his sleep to conceive those kids?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's just fanfiction. The only thing ever stated is that Goku apparently never kissed his wife. He just operates on animal instinct and likely fricked her like one.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku didn't even attend his first son's birth

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Westerners like Goku more than Superman. Get with the times, boomer

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 million views in 16 hours

    I think that’s actually the best of this season

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chat was blowing before the video started.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is so far, Gojo vs Makima hit 1M 4 hours later, i do wonder if that's due to the Goku vs Superman annoucement or that Rick and Morty/Doctor Who helped it a lot

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They released it at the perfect time, a week out from the DW 60th anniversary and right at the peak of the new Rick & Morty season. I've seen more people outside typical vs spheres discussing this episode than the next time so far

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both Rick and the Doctor are known by people outside of their main audience. That difference adds up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is so far, Gojo vs Makima hit 1M 4 hours later, i do wonder if that's due to the Goku vs Superman annoucement or that Rick and Morty/Doctor Who helped it a lot

      Clearly the key is to make episodes with things originating from/popular in Europe.
      >1st 12 hours hours: get views from America
      >following hours: get views from Europe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would Tintin vs Spirou do, I wonder. Or a Knights of the Zodiac episode? I hope they do Sentry vs Saga.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Knights of the Zodiac
          Stop calling it that. At least use the Mexican name I'd you want to call it something.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would Tintin vs Spirou do, I wonder. Or a Knights of the Zodiac episode? I hope they do Sentry vs Saga.

        >Speedy throwing a tantrum when they end up doing Percy vs Harry for Britbong views

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should do it for views, periods. Harry Potter is still popular as shit, despite all attempts to drag it down. All Percy Jackson has to do is have their new TV series not fricking suck and they'll do it.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does Infinite Frontier Superman get the Doomsday Clock feat of resisting Dr. Manhattan's erasure?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If superman is a good guy then how come the joker is still alive?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Joker is simply too CUHRAYZEE, even GODS have trouble against him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      BatGOD protects him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot kill a psychotic killer clown with a kill count measured in graveyards without becoming a tyrant. You CANNOT. Same number of killers, Chuddie!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you kill two killers the number lowers

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if after killing the joker you killed yourself? Would that increase or decrease the number of killers?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clownforce.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman called dibs and said he wouldn't forgive any of the real heroes If they put away his best friend.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh hey speaking of Superman VSBW are finally upgrading DC heralds to multi-universal and in an unrelated revision going to make the multi-universal tier that the heralds will scale to into infinite multiversal tier instead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      vsbw had goku tie with casper the friendly ghost

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      VSBW is a tard daycare with the rare good calculation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vsbw
      out

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VSBW
    Show him the door.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shartuto
    >Shartachi
    >Shartsuke
    >Shartbito
    >Shartdara
    All of them are Goku's victims.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku has no defenses against the chakra scalpel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t worry Tardku’s brain is too small for the scalpel.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goku has no-
        BOOM, just like that. This is all he needs.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          His strenght? The result of a wish made by his father NUdock

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >His strenght? The result of [IRRELEVANT NON-CANON MOESHIT]

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >goku and bejita
          The famed diaper duo

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Diapers diapers diapers
            The most sane Superman fan.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              no I think he's from /dbs/

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The chads of Cinemaphile? I kneel to them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fraudku can't win.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragon Ball established that Goku has a good sense of smell, and was greatly pained by smelling Bacterian (luckily Krillin fought him)
      >Naruto has a fart technique
      Owari Da.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can they both lose?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last season goku fused with vegeta. That's why he's going to lose...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku's only win on death battle was when he fused with Bejita. Was Vegeta the true strongest?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bejita has won all their on screen battles

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that supposed to be Jiren's head? That's so morbid. Jiren is an ally now 🙁

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That'd be Captain Ginyu's body in Dragon Ball Super.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about off screen battles?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fraudku gays parroting
    KEK love to see it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Xi Jiping doing there?

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Just let Goku win so we can be done with this crap once and for all.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blue rat lost to wally and, according go otto, the ginger said that fighting superman is suicide or shit like that.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't show up to the next season if you like YuGiOh.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I think proves less that ash is just massively strong, and more that the pokedex entries can't be trusted for shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even outside of pokemon/dex stuff, Ash has done some wacky ass physical feats. He no question rapes Yugi on the physical side 1v1. The issue is Yugi mogs him with HotC hax and shadow game bullshit with options to counter Gengar

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          HOTC isn't even really a canon "power", the idea that faith in your cards can help you win duels is brought up like once in the Japanese dub and the English ran with it, like how the Shadow Realm is just a kid-friendly way of saying someone died. If it was an actual thing Yugi would have pulled off effective OTKs way more often or just straight up never lost.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably right, but taking the pokedex as fact is more fun. Like that one Pokemon who will absorb the Earth's entire lifeforce in its death throes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably right, but taking the pokedex as fact is more fun. Like that one Pokemon who will absorb the Earth's entire lifeforce in its death throes.

        >pokedex is just a SCP wiki

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku is a master martial artist
    >haymaker
    >haymaker
    >haymaker
    >haymaker
    >haymaker
    Why is Goku such a fraud?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behold, my most advanced technique

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most supposed elite martial artists in this setting fight like Tank Abbott, sometimes kickboxers performing choreography instead of actually fighting. There's very little fight psychology to most CQC fight scenes and the fast paced shit is usually a glorified slideshow with arbitrary punches and high kicks

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hal vs Sailor Moon is the finale
    How will the threads react?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's that the musical episode? It's obviously Grinch vs Jack

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Otto will cream his pants

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but how exactly is Goku going to do it, if Trunks couldn't even beat Archie Silver?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku is going to show superman his diaper

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't bejita show thor his?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vegeta the Prince of all Saiyans is potty trained

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only Goku shows his diapers to his opponent.

  20. 6 months ago
    Superman is going to lose

    Wait second
    >previous battle wasn't batfamily related
    Guys....

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku loses

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >letting Tardku fight Superman instead of the chad who 3-0'd his b***h ass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the chad? Is he behind that picture of Vegeta?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about, Shartku PIG!!!

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long would it take for Goku to get sick of the Joker's shit and just kill him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goku kills the joker
      >the joker's heart starts farting
      >goku inhales the gas
      >becomes the goku.who smiles
      Now what?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He stomps Black Frieza but gets one shotted by Goku Black with SSJ4. Goku Black with SSJ4 stomps Goku and Vegeta but gets one shotted by Cell Dorado and is eventually defeated by Gohan. And so ends the story of the Dragon Balls

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the research team had to watch this multiple times
    LOL that's an L on itself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they're too peeved. Pigs eat slop from the trough like nothing.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DB de-canonized Superman vs Goku part 1 and 2 for being wrong. Kek.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toyotaro retconed that though. Current goku is tree level

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't retcon something with fanfiction by a hack

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should make an entire thread of comic anti feats

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DBS Goku got hurt by a bullet and being slammed into ice

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know who will win. The one who punches harder..

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But if both Superman and Goku have escaped from prison, could Droopy Dog apprehend them?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on how strong he is

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they're giving Goku the win then I demand a Bejita vs Thor 2

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the first matchup summed up the reasonings beyond any power scaling: Goku comes up to his limits and breaks through, but Superman is a man with no limits in the first place. Has either character drifted from these establishing elements since the last matchup?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Xenoku has better feats than NLFman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman has limits and they made a post about it recently

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >limits
        Considering the stats they give capeshit these days that just means he can be defeated by other capeshit characters.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and this really was the perfect time to do with it - Rick and Morty just had one of its most regarded episodes and Doctor Who is gearing up for its 60th

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            well re-garded

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the post? I’d like to see it.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want Judge Dredd vs The Punisher

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to want Dredd vs Robocop but that one is on the list too.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright no shitposting and joking aside

    Who do you think actually wins this with the versions they're using?

    Who do you think Death Battle will have win?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who do you think actually wins this with the versions they're using?
      Superman
      >Who do you think Death Battle will have win?
      Superman.
      We've been here before. It's gonna be two weeks of goku stans getting wienery, and then weeks of goku stans being salty they lost again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I DON'T CONSIDER HEROKU INFINITE TIMES STRONGER AND FASTER THAN DBS GOKU AND EVERYTHING TO THE CONTRARY IS MARRED BY POWER LEVEL BIAS. PEOPLE WHO CALL HEROKU MULTIVERSAL BEHAVE LIKE HYSTERICAL WOMEN UNDER SCRUTINY. SEE FOR YOURSELF IN THE COMING WEEKS.
      SUPERMAN IS NOT INFINITELY STRONG OR FAST IN ANY OF HIS INCARNATIONS BARRING WISHFUL THINKING FARCICAL INTERPRETATIONS OF THE THOUGHT ROBOT. PEOPLE WHO CALL SUPERMAN INFINITE BEHAVE, IRONICALLY, LIKE PLAYGROUND BULLIES UNDER SCRUTINY. SEE FOR YOURSELF IN THE COMING WEEKS.
      DEATH BATTLE WILL MAKE GOKU WIN BECAUSE THE ALTERNATIVE WOULD BE A LESSER DRAW.
      THAT IS WHAT I THINK

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who do you think Death Battle will have win?
      I would say Goku if only because Death Battle staff wants to avoid ending up on a LiveLeak cartel video after pissing off dbspics.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure but Goku losing would get them the most views, DBfans are more easily baited into watching something if it pisses them off

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not even remotely true lol. People won’t watch something if their favorite loses, no matter how well animated the fight is. Why do you think Voltron Vs Megazord is still so low viewed despite being awesome? The answer is that people (myself included) don’t want to see the Rangers lose, and the same goes for Goku.
          Personally though, I think Goku’s probably taking it, if not for the fact that if they include Xenoverse he’s going to get all of that BEAST, Angel, and GOD scaling. Even Heroes has him above the three beings that were required to boost the Keysword. Also you have to consider this: DC’s only been given light to infinite speed, but their power in the season thus far has only been capped at like what, omniversal?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DC’s only been given light to infinite speed, but their power in the season thus far has only been capped at like what, omniversal?
            >only been capped at fricking infinity
            What? Omniversal is absolutely everything.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Compared to Goku being strong enough to gain power from real humans and go full meta? It is sort of weak. Also, rewatching the old DC analysis’ from this season I’m surprised that no one saw this fight coming. They were being SUPER lenient with giving other characters alternate versions of themselves…almost like some sort of composite….

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                By "meta" you mean Jump Force or the 4D ride right?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That’s not even remotely true lol. People won’t watch something if their favorite loses, no matter how well animated the fight is. Why do you think Voltron Vs Megazord is still so low viewed despite being awesome? The answer is that people (myself included) don’t want to see the Rangers lose, and the same goes for Goku
            Dragon Ball fans absolutely watch stuff that pisses them off so that they can talk shit in the comments though, they do it consistently

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if it were a composite? Jump Force Goku?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not especially knowledgable on Heroes nor all the little DC shit, but assuming the whole space thing is not much of an issue to Heroes Goku I think he may take it. Both of em get the whole "muh gorillion multiverses of infinity" nonsense but then Goku gets some more utility shit from Keysword (dunno what Sword of Superman does aside from just flavor text and I think he just ditched it immediately) and Gacha Cards give Goku a numbers advantage on the field

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku has access to 7D or even 8D scaling in Heroes whereas, to my knowledge, DC was confirmed to be a 6D cosmology with Superman barely reaching that power with sundipping. Presuming that's all true, Goku would logically win.

      In the end it's going to boil down to what Death Battle wants rather than actual research or legitimate argumentation and I do think they'll probably edge out either a tie or even a Goku win. Otherwise I don't see what the point of this is beyond lazy views farming.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku easily
      Infinite frontier Superman is not that powerful for a composite

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Infinite Frontier is a shit-tier composite

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      superman most superman
      but honestly? goku

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xeno-Goku is now tier 1-C at Vsbattles
    >Superman's best version is tier 2-C
    What happened? I haven't used this site in months.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >VSBW
      out

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>VSBW
        OUT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC turned out to be fodder.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, what the frick is the season finale if it’s not this? With all the space battles and references maybe it’s finally Galactus vs Unicron time

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who keeps posting these shitty threads?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Battle is an animated web series with a good majority of the episodes focusing on comic book characters.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The team that makes it
      They spam here constantly and get butthurt when people point it out

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would’ve beaten The Doctor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really wouldn’t. The Rick’s kinda sucked in that issue. The Doctor wouldn’t underestimate Jerry since he would have no preconceived notions

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please Death Battle stop. I'm tired of Dragon Ball. No more

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Please Death Battle stop. I'm tired of Dragon Ball. No more
      Comicgays don't want to admit that Death Battles NEEDS to rely on anime or non-capeshit for views nowadays. Capeshit DBs are fricking boring because barely anyone reads comics nowadays. Not to mention the capeshit film genre is on the decline and it's becoming popular to trash on it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not enough

      IT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!!

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY HERO? LOSING? PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE. THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED. SON GOKU ALWAYS WINS.

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame the announcement of goku vs superman 3 outright murdered discussion of the latest episode. I quite liked it, it did an amazing job of capturing both characters but especially The Doctor, the voice actor was more than spot on, he was indistinguishable from David Tennet. The ending feels exactly like a Who episode to, the moment of all hope being lost as he gets shot by Rick during regeneration only for everything to be won and set right in the end. Rick was done pretty well to; it captured the humor of rick and morty to a T

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the contrast between The Doctors quips and Rick’s quips.
      >The Doctor was being sarcastic and bubbly with his jokes, constantly teasing
      >Rick was being an butthole and shutting them down with his own dark humor
      Honestly my favorite line of the entire fight was “Keep quipping butthole. Maybe you’ll find a good joke on the ground next to your teeth.” My only grievance with the fight (other than Rick not winning but that’s negligible) was The Doctor calling him a nihilist…immediately after Rick said that he didn’t want his grandson to die like a moron, which would be like the exact opposite of nihilism. Although Rick caring about Morty the entire time is cool so, it’s fine.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rick felt a little flawed he seemed a too evil bragging about how he’d kill The Doctor and I don’t think he’d blindly take advice from him on the Angels when he’s trying to kill him. Like you said the nihilist line felt forced too

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think him talking about killing The Doctor is all that evil for him, especially since it happened AFTER he wrecked his tech and kept him stranded in a different dimension. Besides, it moreso felt like he only said the like so he could praise Morty for being better than his opponent.
          >and I don’t think he’d blindly take advice from him
          Eh it’s 50/50. He’s cautious in a fight but it’s not like he doesn’t misthink at times. You could make the same argument for The Doctor not realizing that Rick shot a portal on his back despite being able to see the future. Ultimately it just comes back to them being in the heat of the moment and not thinking straight, or maybe it was part of both of their plans. Maybe Rick knew that the Angels would send him back in time so he could get the jump on TD, and maybe TD knew Rick would shoot that portal on his back so he could counter the D-Mat.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think one of the flaws was the weeping angel scene. It is not excactly common knowledge that WA's kill their prey by sending them to the past, so Rick coming back from that effortlessly could be quite headscratcher for some

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I took it as that Rick got fricked but he left other Rick's behind in the Tardis while he fought the doctor. Kinda like the one was stalling while the rest where trying to reverse engineer and damage it.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best character bit Death Battle ever did with this matchup was Goku blowing up the Kryptonite to have a good fight.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait... I'm facing Goku-Sama? With no wank??? I'M OUTTA HERE!

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please give me one reason why Goku would beat Superman in a fight. Superman has every conceivable advantage.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heroes Goku is weird. He basically gets Superman level dumb shit like "passiveky affecting all timelines with just his power flex" and smacking down dudes "who'd wipe out all the multiverses" and other such shit you'd also hear from DC herald wank

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did none of that

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ... He literally did though?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice digits but he "literally" didn't. Goku said SSJ4 "might" do something to "time" but it didn't. Most of the cosmic destruction in Heroes and Xenoverse comes from plot devices brimming with temporal energy who will "make" or "break" time, or blowing up timeline scrolls like Demigra

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but Superman has been having that "wank" for nearly a century while Heroes isn't nearly as old

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Realistically Superman has a lot more low-ends too

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Death Battle won't care about them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't have every advantage. Goku is faster, stronger, tougher, and has better combat moves.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman still has too many advantages.
      >more consistent means of recovery
      >can take the fight to unfavorable environments
      >can perform attacks that damage internal organs
      >can use mental attacks to throw off UI
      >can use pressure points
      >wider array of equipment that can neutralize powers
      >more experienced at dealing with all manners of bull frickery
      >much smarter and strategic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >consistent means of recovery
        Goku regenerates via God Ki passively and Saiyans recover stamina by fighting.
        >can take the fight to unfavourable environments
        CC Goku and Xeno Goku have both physically flown between entire timelines and have Instant Transmission that can cross timelines instantly.
        >can perform attacks that damage internal organs
        This is nothing special. Goku has fought (and beat) opponents like this. Plus he can do this shit himself.
        >can use mental attacks to throw off UI
        ...Ultra Instinct allows the user's body to act independent of the mind. Mental attacks don't do much to him. Plus people forget Goku has potent psychic powers.
        >can use pressure points
        The most basic b***h martial arts ability lol
        >wider array of equipment that can neutralize powers
        Keyswords passively negates powers of an extradimensional level and numerous Time Patrol members wield them. Including both Gokus.
        >more experienced at dealing with all manners of bull frickery
        Xeno + CC Goku are well versed in battling reality warping gigachad demons and time gods that control spacetime on a higher dimensional level such as Demigra, Mechikabura, Aeos, Fu and so on.
        >much smarter and strategic
        Extremely debatable given Goku is a combat genius and is considered such a savant that martial arts gods like Beerus who have 75+ million years of training revere him. Dude mastered Ultra Instinct when only Angels (who are born to use it) have mastered it in all of history. Xeno Goku is also a much smarter and more calmer version of Goku than canon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >[headcanon]
          >[headcanon]
          >[headcanon]
          cool

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >facts I don't like are headcanons
            Sad!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              """"facts""""
              damn we lyin' now?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are all truths. Cope with them if you must.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>can perform attacks that damage internal organs
        NTA but goddamn this really shows why battleboarders are so unbelievably moronic and most haven't even been in an actual fight

        Hitting someone already can "damage internal organs" via organ contusions, funny concept but when you cause severe blunt trauma that actually hurts the body's ability to perform its job properly

        Real life people can also damage "pressure points" its called the spinal cord or kicking someone in the balls
        Imagine being in a community focused entirely around fighting and thinking basic fighting shit is a "superpower"

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh organ contusions
          How many times do you actually see this happen in high power level settings? They're bricks slamming into each other

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally what the frick do you think happens every time someone gets punched in the death and they start coughing up blood? Do they drink blood and they're vomiting it out of their stomach? Stupid homosexual

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cough up blood
              >ribs broken
              >all bones in leg shattered
              >arm torn off
              >half of face missing
              >still move around like nothing happened
              Yeah I'm inclined to believe so, no character is realistically written when it comes to injury in high power level setting
              They literally run on pure willpower

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, superhuman characters are written to have superhuman pain tolerance and endurance. Not really the point though, saying "muh attacks damage organs, therefore advantage" like regular punches and kicks don't already do that is dumb

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >like regular punches and kicks don't already do that is dumb
                His point is that in settings like this, they actually don't. Goku has brushed off things that absolutely should have resulted in major organ failure, but he gets hit with Hit's specific heart-stopper attack and that manages to actually put him down

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you're moronic, attacks that damage internal organs in the context of comic and anime characters means they can target those DIRECTLY THROUGH external force. There's a league of difference in punching someone in the liver and getting a K.O. and blowing it up directly from the inside. I know you're smart enough to understand that much.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think he means lazoring goku's insides directly with his x-ray vision like he did that british straw man. he doesn't do this in a percentage of fights that exceeds 99.9999999%, though

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >take the fight to unfavorable environments
        Isn't this the reason he lost to Muhammad Ali? Without our sun, he's weaker than professional athletes.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even Yujiro respects Ali

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, I can't wait to watch Goku losing, AGAIN. No, seriously, why does DB bother making more Goku Vs Superman fights? It's a one-sided match.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >supes actually got put out of commission by a standard atomic ray
    Lol

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      That’s a random alternative universe Superman. Not mainline. Nor is it canon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nor is it canon

        • 6 months ago
          LopiBats

          Cope.

          >Xeno Trunks loses because no matter how strong Heroes makes DBZ, they still have finite stats
          >Pretty much every major capeshit character has gotten infinite stats

          No capeshit character as infinite stats. What metric are they going by? That makes no fricking sense.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is how you look. Accept it.

            • 6 months ago
              LopiBats

              Seethe and pee. Infinite worlds with infinite possibilities. You don’t read capeshit.

              Death Battle won't care about them

              Why?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to mindbreak you until you think you're a petite girl and put girly clothes on you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don’t read capeshit.
                NTA, but who does?

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could fr beat no cap fr?

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku? More like Joku

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Scooby
    Son Goku
    Clark Kent
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (same as Megatron, super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Megatron (outstats and tanks all of Gojo's arsenal, kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Vader (force bypasses limitless)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >High diff tier
    Chosen Undead (he outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, but lacks ways to go around Limitless and UV. Silence + his speed can give him the chance to land a killing blow, But Gojo can heal himself. CU's immortality will be hard for Gojo to overcome, and while Gojo can't run naturally out of Energy there is a chance the lack of food and sleep frick him over. Still It's likely Gojo wins more often than not)
    >Mid diff tier
    Makima
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
    Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt Gojo)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (unless he enters Gojo's anus and gets big again I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (angry big sword man can't really do anything against him)

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take this matchup seriously when Goku can breathe in space.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku was already fighting Beerus in space

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toriyama/Toyotaro seem really insistent on that idea.
        [...]
        Eh, Bardock was also in there, it seems to be that Saiyans just have a vague radius around a planet they have to stay in not to choke.

        There's still a small amount of oxygen in the thermosphere but from that point on you're going to be holding your breath. (in anime logic)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Planet Vegeta had more gravity than Earth, right? IIRC larger planets have bigger atmospheres

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is correct.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xeno Trunks loses because no matter how strong Heroes makes DBZ, they still have finite stats
    >Pretty much every major capeshit character has gotten infinite stats

  49. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    What the frick is the point of not having Goku breathe in space?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can breathe in space when the plot needs him to

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        I keep hearing anime is better at consistency but then someone posts an image of Goku getting stepped on by a elephant or some shit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cause it's filler

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            Why would they put that in there? It’s not funny and it just makes it look inconsistent.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              To fill out the runtime
              They need to keep their timeslot

              • 6 months ago
                LopiBats

                They couldn’t put anything else?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They put in a lot of different stuff like fights and such

              • 6 months ago
                LopiBats

                Would you argue it’s as stupid as this?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even close

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Couldn't flash move his tongue at insane speed and destroy deathstroke's anus from that angle?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds gay

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if he had been a foot ahead maybe. but not from that angle i don't think

              • 6 months ago
                LopiBats

                Capeshit is that inconsistent. You see why the sales are almost nonexistent now?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toriyama/Toyotaro seem really insistent on that idea.

      Goku was already fighting Beerus in space

      Eh, Bardock was also in there, it seems to be that Saiyans just have a vague radius around a planet they have to stay in not to choke.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is:
    >Smarter
    >Stronger
    >Faster
    >More skilled
    >Has more abilities
    >Has better abilities
    >Has better healing
    >Counters everything Goku can do
    >Has decades of more material

    How does Goku win?????

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      goku is better at all those though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're most likely making Goku multiversal for that episode, so maybe he blows up the universe so Superman can't nurture himself off solar radiation lol??

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku would never do something like that and kill countless innocents

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku is a crazed fricking sociopath.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superman would stop him and save the universe.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the ol blow up the universe trick He did against....against uh...yeah

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did it against me. Waht now?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            did it work?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You TANKED that.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Couldn't even destroy a pencil-neck geek

            Gokubros...our hero is a sham...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically he did it against Demigra, but that was moreso a byproduct of going SS3 and blasting him.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Looks it up
    >Goku vs Superman 3 is real
    Oh for fricking my ass. Not again.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, how much of this season's booking do you think was a calculated attempt at removing the early access viewings? It's the only explanation I have of the frankly baffling first half selections compared to the really strong second half ones. Would they actually tank half a season with matches people didn't want to see just to get low numbers, only to follow up the other half with actual requests combined with a "trial" removal of the early viewings just to skew the data? It's the only explanation I have for a season that has matches no one wanted in the form of Misaka vs Killua and Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer and the second half has the likes of Rick vs the Doctor and Goku vs Superman 3 and 2 hand drawn fights.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was inevitable.

  54. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Who thought it was a good idea to put a Spidercuck gay on a Batman book. This is one of the worst writers in history and of course he’s in the comic industry.

  55. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    I want to understand what goes through the mind of people writing capeshit. Who, what, where? Fricking WHY.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did we really need another namegay?

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      I’ll stop once Chip Zdarsky is blacklisted from DC.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate you.

        • 6 months ago
          LopiBats

          Chip is this you? Fricking have a nice day. Everything you ever written was dogshit. All of it. Finish your little ass story and never come back.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who is Chip

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chip ma balls

            • 6 months ago
              LopiBats

              Some clown who can’t write for shit.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick: “Looks like your *bhuurp* times up.”

    Doctor: “Time? Thanks for the tip my pastey friend. Allon-sy!”

  58. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Funny how Chip is the same person who wrote that gay controversial panel of Batman in another book, and now he’s writing the mainline books where he lost all his money and got cucked by women and his family.
    I hope DC goes out of business.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Doctor who have a loicense for that tardis?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, its right here

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm well alright then

  60. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    >Interested in Thor
    >Get’s cucked by a female for a long period of time and replaced
    >Gets shot in the head
    >Jobbed to a large rock
    LOL nope that sounds even worse than DC right now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big 2 capeshit is a sinking ship

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gold

      >I will wi-ACK!

      Mold

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jin Mori dude stopped posting after Goku vs Superman 3 was announced

    Do ya think he an hero’d?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making fun of child suicide isn't funny.

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Android 18's win against Captain Marvel the most brutal kill in the series? Breaking both arms then finishing off with a curbstomp is excessive. The voice actresses screams really sell it to

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's supposed to be Captain Marvel? She looks terrible.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's meant to be her binary form specifically. Honestly her outfit has never been consistent so I guess what they went with was fine... as for the sprite yeah I guess they just weren't good at making them at the time. She got better in the fight with Shazam though until she died

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot image

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least dat ass was spared

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's up there but
      >beats the shit out of kid while his partner skewers his dragon
      >casually drops Charizard on top of him, breaking both his legs
      >roasts him alive with his last sight being his beloved Pokemon dying in pain

      Even Reboot Taichi would be afraid

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christ yeah I forgot how fricked this one is. I'd say Taichi beating up Red is funny but getting it to the point where red's own charizard ends up accidentally crushing red then both dying in a ball of flame is fricking nuts. There MUST have been a fricking Digimon fan on the team that REALLY hated pokemon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          After gokugays get their apology fight I'm expecting to see Pokemon get theirs soon. The levels of disrespect in that episode haven't been matched

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            How did they disrespect pokemon?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Letting Tai go ballistic on a defenseless Red while Charizard is rendered useless combined with the old "pokemon are slaves" joke left a sore spot

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But wouldn't you? Your best friend is under attack by some psycho kid and his deranged wild animal. Anyone would 100% jump in and start swinging.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but it was "unfair" by pokemon standards since their trainers are used to doing nothing but bark orders

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Letting Tai go ballistic on a defenseless Red while Charizard is rendered useless combined with the old "pokemon are slaves" joke left a sore spot

                If it was Ash he would have also thrown down and won

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I remember Ash use to try to beat people up that hurt his Pokemon. Iirc he went at James as well.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually probably not anymore after the last Digimon anime shit with Tai

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair...Aren't....Aren't they though? I mean it's the equivalent of making dogs fight. In the show you usually see like flocks of the same Pokémon hanging with each other and would only end up fighting if two trainers caught one and made them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Calling pokemon slaves is like calling digimon "just a computer program"
                Fans hate that including me. I hate that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you're not answering my question. I understand it annoys you but aren't they really just being forced to fight for the amusement of humans?...It's a whole ass industry too. Animals that would otherwise be hanging out and doing their own things are made to butt heads to what end?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The best answer the games will give is they're willing so it's okay.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >To be fair...Aren't....Aren't they though?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is his name actually Gropius

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, natural harmonia gropius. you can see why he goes by N

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They like it. They're free to disobey their trainers anytime they want

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The best answer the games will give is they're willing so it's okay.

                Isn't that after they've been beaten up and put into a ball? Usually they try to avoid humans and are very hesitant with interactions and it's not until AFTER they get put in a ball do they become super subservient. If you ask me? I think getting their ass beat and put into a small object does something to them. Takes away who they are.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you would be a fan of Peta's pokemon parody game

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon already got theirs from the pity match of letting Lucario beat Renamon.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "FRICK YOU! I didn't just inherit my abilities from a different fricking atmosphere!"
    "This air makes me strong! You fricking nerd, with your nerd hair!"

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think we could get up getting another Doctor Who matchup in the future, pic related

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. My most wanted is probably the Master vs. Reverse Flash since the Master’s Tardis is about as broken as the Doctor’s and has pulled off speedforce level shit before.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. My most wanted is probably the Master vs. Reverse Flash since the Master’s Tardis is about as broken as the Doctor’s and has pulled off speedforce level shit before.

      I wish but I doubt it, WHO is a popular series but not popular in vsbattle mostly because its rare the series ever goes to a physical brawl. Death Battle, just like any YouTube show, is focused around getting views. The cross between who fans and vsbattle fans is every very slim. And that aside dealing with a matchup like Cybermen vs Borg means an army battle, something they have yet to do proper (Wiley vs Eggman might count count? but the focus wasn't on the actual footsoldiers) that's when the budget problems step in

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cross between who fans and vsbattle fans is every very slim.

        Rick vs the Doctor getting a million views way before 24 hours is pretty good. That’s like Omnilander numbers

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm willing to bet its mostly because of Rick and Morty fans; also The Doctor (and especially their doctor of choice for the visual; that being the Tenth) is a huge pop culture figure. I bet lots of people know OF Doctor Who but not ABOUT Doctor Who. Ask a stranger about the doctor and you'll get something along the lines of "British, guy who time travels" ask them about The Master, Cybermen or The Daleks and they'll scratch their heads (for the daleks they'd probably laugh at how they look to)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cross between who fans and vsbattle fans is every very slim
        I see you've never been to Space Battles

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will wi-ACK!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RETCONNEDvie

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        You could argue DC is constantly retconning itself.

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The MMA talk recently

    Luffy vs Naruto, no special powers or superhuman stats. Who wins a UFC fight?

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      Naruto.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, I remember a thread like this on Cinemaphile, but it had more characters in the image. People had fun discussing that thread.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm inclined to say Naruto. His entire world seems more dependent on martial ability instead of just special powers, to the extent that many fights come down to Taijutsu skill rather than flashy jutsu. That abortion, Boruto, even shows Naruto using hand-to-hand to contend with Momoshiki and his strongest form, Baryon Mode, has him primarily using Taijutsu.

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        You wrote all that for no official answer

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am I meant to expect one?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto kick boxed Isshiki, he clears.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like going off builds? I’m pretty sure Wano Luffy’s more muscular than Naruto but he doesn’t really know any martial arts. He’s a pure brawler but I do think he knows some wrestling

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or superhuman stats
      So is this going by their weight classes?
      >Luffy 64kg (141lbs)
      >Naruto 50kg (121lbs)
      Why is Naruto so fricking scrawny?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a little younger than Luffy to be fair

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is Naruto so fricking scrawny?
        Look up his height. I had a manlet buddy who did martial arts, same height as him, about the same weight when a tourney was near.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >5” 6’

          That is unironically the same height as Steven Universe

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Look up his height.
          He's 5'11 to 6 foot as an adult

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s not 121 pounds in Boruto obviously

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >5” 6’

          That is unironically the same height as Steven Universe

          I'm 5'7 and at . Why is Naruto lacking so much in muscle? Any time you see him shirtless there's fricking nothing there. Same for Sasuke.

          Luffy just throws punches a lot, he has very little martial art skills unlike Naruto.
          Equal stats and no stretching hands and he gets folded by your average anime fighter.

          Martial arts isn't a get out of jail free card like you're making it out to be.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why is Naruto so fricking scrawny?
            Look up his height. I had a manlet buddy who did martial arts, same height as him, about the same weight when a tourney was near.

            >5” 6’

            That is unironically the same height as Steven Universe

            I'm 5'7 and at 150+lbs. Why is Naruto lacking so much in muscle? Any time you see him shirtless there's fricking nothing there. Same for Sasuke.

            Luffy just throws punches a lot, he has very little martial art skills unlike Naruto.
            Equal stats and no stretching hands and he gets folded by your average anime fighter.

            Martial arts isn't a get out of jail free card like you're making it out to be.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's teen Naruto. He's 6'0 now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy, he's trained far longer and in worse conditions. Naruto had the academy while Luffy was thrown into a jungle at the same age.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luffy just throws punches a lot, he has very little martial art skills unlike Naruto.
        Equal stats and no stretching hands and he gets folded by your average anime fighter.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was boxing with trained assassins not even a year after setting sail

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest. This feat in here shits on Goku's entire legacy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it still makes no sense. Why was is SO easy?
      But it's hard to just say it's an outlier because isn't he still dead from this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bizarro is just as strong as Superman.

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        You have no idea how fricking stupid capeshit can be sometimes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how precisely

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dormammu is strong as frick

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dormammu

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman represents democracy and western values.
    lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. How can Goku defeat the symbol of truth, justice, and a better tomorrow?

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One
    >Last
    >Time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the O isn’t a dragon ball
      >The S isn’t centered on the cape
      Dogshit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please. Expect this same matchup whenever they need to buy a new car.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Goku loses listgay will for certain kill himself

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any explanation to why Goku's IQ was reduced to single digits in super?

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      What does the creator get out of making Goku so dumb? Why not just be average intelligence????????

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        because its funny

        • 6 months ago
          LopiBats

          No it isn’t.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes it is you namegayging Black person

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What does the creator get out of making Goku so dumb?
        Akira Toriyama has nothing to do with this shit. It's all Toyataro.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tfw this shit is what capeshitgays have to deal with for decades

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            Only if you read comics. Mainstream capeshit is far more consistent. I guess because no one reads comics, DC/Marvel doesn’t care as much unlike with the former.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes it easier to get away with Goku being a stupid moron drooling baby diaper. It was all so they can make him a baby and have him also ACT like one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      flanderization

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Goku and superman aren't the pop culture icons they are, supes is just some generic strong male capeshit hero and Goku is just the strong MC of some old Shounen anime.
    What is the selling point of GvS if this where the case? Their clashing personalities? Their... Unique powers?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have similar origins

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh Goku vs Superman again? Anyways thought the Rick vs who fight was really meh. I expected better action.

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's the Mr Mxy from DB? Arale?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Zeno, or Fu if its DB heroes.

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goku vs superman 3
    Why? For what fricking reason, WHY? Who approved of this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why? For what fricking reason, WHY? Who approved of this?
      Rooster Teeth is dying and now more than ever they are desperate for views. This season has been abysmal, to the point their clickbait fights can no longer reach even 5 million views and their production value is worse than back in season 2.

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't read comics, but does DC explain how humans like Deathstroke, Captain Boomerang and Batman can box with the Flash or why Superman doesn't use his laser vision from a distance or super speed to disable a billionaire's toys? Honestly, I just want a Western comic that emulates the shonen format of prioritizing fights and explaining them.

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      >explain
      Lol NO. It’s just random shit and then it contradicts itself. That’s why I advise people stay away from comics if you don’t want to blow your brains out trying to piece together logic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay so the watch tower where the Justice league and it's subsidiaries reside are employees. There are civilians who work there as well that all get paid a salary. Now the big 7 are also on this payroll. For Superman at least he doesn't want to hold humanity by the hand and solve all their problems for them it goes against his principles.

      Also to add to the fact if he did that everyone would be out of a job. So he spends most of his time fricking off because he wants to work a normal job and be a regular guy. He does this so all his friends can still have their jobs and do their hero work. Flash has similar motivations, they're just letting their friends get their time in the sun. Why bad guys can hurt them? So that they have an excuse to call their friends over and let them get some work in.

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good Match ups for Diana?

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been any character stronger than Gojo ever featured on DB?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd win.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half this season actually

      Characters this season that beat Gojo
      >No diff tier
      Discord
      Bill cypher
      Raven
      Phoenix
      Frieza
      The doctor
      Silver Surfer
      Martian manhunter
      Courage
      Scooby
      Son Goku
      Clark Kent
      >Low diff tier
      Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
      Stitch (same as Megatron, super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
      Megatron (outstats and tanks all of Gojo's arsenal, kills Gojo inside his domain)
      Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
      >Mid diff tier
      Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
      Vader (force bypasses limitless)
      Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)

      Characters this season Gojo beats
      >High diff tier
      Chosen Undead (he outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, but lacks ways to go around Limitless and UV. Silence + his speed can give him the chance to land a killing blow, But Gojo can heal himself. CU's immortality will be hard for Gojo to overcome, and while Gojo can't run naturally out of Energy there is a chance the lack of food and sleep frick him over. Still It's likely Gojo wins more often than not)
      >Mid diff tier
      Makima
      Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
      Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
      Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
      >Low diff tier
      Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt Gojo)
      Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
      Atom (unless he enters Gojo's anus and gets big again I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
      Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
      >No diff tier
      Guts (angry big sword man can't really do anything against him)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman and Goku

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has there been any literal who less known than Gojo ever featured on DB?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Has there been any literal who less known than Gojo ever featured on DB?
        Superman.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gojo is the most popular fictional character of the past 5 years

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edit's good

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman down
      >Goku down
      He IS the STRONGEST

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hello
      >I'm the Doctor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Archie Sonic, WW, Phoenix, Doomguy, Venom, Dr. Doom, Thanos, Thor, Bayonetta, Spawn, Dr. Strange, literally just now Dr. Who and composite Goku, plus more that I'm forgetting.
      And these are just the tier 1s. Although Venom and Doomguy got wanked hard pretty recently.

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come they’re doing this a third time? In the second fight they pretty much said that Goku will never be able to beat superman no matter how hard he trains

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the second fight they pretty much said that Goku will never be able to beat superman no matter how hard he trains
      They realized that they're wrong.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch as they give superman limits, wank goku as much as they can, and we still get 3-0.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think death battle ever character about accuracy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the second fight they pretty much said that Goku will never be able to beat superman no matter how hard he trains
      They realized that they're wrong.

      Watch as they give superman limits, wank goku as much as they can, and we still get 3-0.

      They didn't realize they were wrong. Torrian's been having a successful life and they're mad so they're just insulting his work.

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE IMP OF THE PANDORICA
    THE SHADOW OF THE VALEYARD
    THE BEAST OF TRENZALOR
    THE BUTCHER OF SKULLMOON
    THE LAST TREE OF GARSENNON
    THE DESTROYER OF SKARO
    THE ONCOMING STORM

    HE IS THE DOCTOR OF WAR

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And you are basically just a rabbit, aren't you?

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gojotard is already rth

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to everyone that we have 8 years worth of comic anti-feats and debunking. Superman ain't winning.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anti-feats were taken into account, Supes could just laser Goku to death with heatvision.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        EXTERMINATE

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know this was meant in jest, but I bet a dalek could kill a saiyan if they got a lucky shot in.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had his defences down. That won't happen when fighting Superman.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every anti-feat has its excuse and cope to justify it. Still happened.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Every anti-feat has its excuse and cope to justify it. Still happened
            Not the comic ones. Superman have no reason to be only planet level in one of the comic antifeats. Literally no reason.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Only planet level
              Planet level feats are literally his most high-end

              Seriously read a comic.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                i remember when planetary + light speed was the norm for most herald tiers : /
                now i'm expected to believe this and that character can destroy the multiverse and go at a number of times ftl that ends with illions

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Planet level is low end for Supes
              LMFAO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source wall plane please understand

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source wall plane please understand

                wrist band was placed by a villain draining his power. also he's not gonna torque a plan with all he's got because it would tear it in half. he says in the panel he's pulling up the nose WITH the pilot so they can set it down safely without damage. planes are expensive.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read what Superman says:

                "775,000 pounds of metal and flesh..."
                "Though to handle when I'm at 100%."

                At full power Superman struggles with 350 tons.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's being dramatic for the audience.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the wrist band was to keep track of the baby he was supposed to be carrying. he was drowsy because doomsday-brainiac had just blown him the frick out

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Goku is literally Super Saiyan GOD Super Saiyan there. But you still think "he had his defences down" is an acceptable excuse. Cope harder, we're going 3-0.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. They can stay in their super form while lowering their defence. It's a thing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like this guy said

                his defenses were down but that's such a high level transformation on top of such a high level base it's absurd to use it as an excuse for a mystery laser to go through him like he's made of paper. unless it was a shoop da whoop lazer

                "his defenses were down" is a ridiculous excuse for a laserbeam oneshotting such a high level form.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                his defenses were down but that's such a high level transformation on top of such a high level base it's absurd to use it as an excuse for a mystery laser to go through him like he's made of paper. unless it was a shoop da whoop lazer

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It got retconned into base in Super itself

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                his defenses were down but that's such a high level transformation on top of such a high level base it's absurd to use it as an excuse for a mystery laser to go through him like he's made of paper. unless it was a shoop da whoop lazer

                Whis told him not to lower his power level and to avoid being overconfidence after winning a fight, and he bragged about being right after Goku did not listen to him. Seriously, watch the anime; they hold your hand and explain every fight.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Seriously, watch the anime
                Nice try, but no, I don't think I will.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                i did. in resurrection f whis face palms and says "didn't i tell him so?" and frieza says goku lets his guard down in between engagements and that
                >"being so overly strong, you have a bad habit of lowering your guard. as tough as your body may be, you are still taken down with a single shot from a ray gun"
                in the anime whis groans annoyedly and says:
                >"even so, goku does have a habit of being too relaxed, thus letting his guard down"
                and frieza says:
                >"you're strong but you let your guard down easily. that bad habit is your weakness. while being so powerful, you lost because of a ray gun"
                now in ANY OTHER SERIES IN EXISTENCE i would assume this means he simply wasn't fricking paying attention and he must be keenly aware of all his senses to achieve the state of mind that culminates with ultra instinct. but can you point me to the episode, preferably with the time stamp, where whis tells him to stop lowering his ki altogether instead of my preconception that he simply wasn't paying attention? because if we assume what you say is true and goku lowers his ki, wouldn't he be gorillions slower and gorillions weaker, thus leaving himself wide open to a blitz from literally anyone in the series? indeed, any series?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the character flaw that's the problem, it's the fact that the flaw shouldn't have nerfed him THAT much.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Heh

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not the comic ones. Superman have no reason to be only planet level in one of the comic antifeats. Literally no reason
              Low on solar energy

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              99% of the time Superman isn't even planet level.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not an anti-feat see

        I don't read comics, but does DC explain how humans like Deathstroke, Captain Boomerang and Batman can box with the Flash or why Superman doesn't use his laser vision from a distance or super speed to disable a billionaire's toys? Honestly, I just want a Western comic that emulates the shonen format of prioritizing fights and explaining them.

        The biggest anti-feat of Dragon Ball is when Goku turns from a gag character into a shonen character in the next saga.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RETCONNEDvie

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The manga revealed goku bullet proof feats were the result of a wish made by bardock

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anti-feats were taken into account, Supes could just laser Goku to death with heatvision.

      Reminder that rock level Thor defeated universal Bejita.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah. That happened. Welp, Goku isn't winning then.

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i could be a world class boxer and i'd be very very scared that a man 3 times my size could pick me up and hit me with the earth. that is all.

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that capeshit heroes often have better showings of lifting strength while shonenshit heroes tend to have more explosive in your face showings of punching or blasting power?

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't really matter to me if goku takes another loss I'm sure the fight will be Entertaining and that's enough for me

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if they do some nonsense like scale base Superman to Superboy Prime and his continuity punch, then giving him the Prime 1 Million amp?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Continuity punch? He did what he did when he punched the barrier between dimensions in Infinite Crisis and the Donner Phantom Zone gimmicky screen in the TT tie-in, not out of any inherent superpower concerning retcons that I know of

  90. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku's powerlevel is high but Superman's powerlevel is... MAXIMUM

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    would Jiren fare against Doomsday

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Turtles rematch that gives Michelangelo his due.

  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman would get spanked in the Saiyan Saga.

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is even sadder then ben 10 vs hal jorden.
    At least people could kinda accept that.

    Is there anything superman can't or hasn't done?
    Heck, supes one real weakness i think is "magic".
    He's moved past kryptonite, and i think red sun.
    Defeated Darkside, beat flash in a race once, beat green lanturns, has a green lanturn before, most GODS of the universe/multiverse have LOST to him.
    This isn't even close.

    The question is what is db's plan here?
    Either they are going to let superman win AGAIN, and try to make it clear Goku will never reach superman.
    Or pull some bs, where Goku Gets the dbz-OMNI-king to give him "ultimate" power, or some shit.
    Would Goku fans even like that?

    I think this could also possibly be like a deadpool vs pinkie pie.
    Not that they will tie, but more of a joke match.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there anything superman can't or hasn't done?
      Reach tier 1, unlike the other members of The Trinity.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku has real world stuff at his peak which helps him out for obvious reasons.
      Though, superman likely has the same stuff due to events like make a wish or such things.
      A draw is the best Goku can have here..

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey Goku, ready for round 3?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Know what's crazy? Superman Prime (the not golden one) is 5D and he worshiped Prime 1 Million.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman Prime (the not golden one) is 5D
          No he's not, his wife is.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course...in continuity the Superman legacy died with Jon Kent, who refused to procreate with females.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Batman is also 5d

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic everyone Goku has TP'd with IT knows IT as well.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off Hispanic.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off Hispanic.

                He was being carried by superman.
                It's like saying that since superman flies at a googolplex times the speed of light, and he sometimes carries lois, then she too can travel at that speed.
                Come on now.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the exact kind of logic DB uses al the time?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        K, b, c.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let Goku win.
      It'll be cheap pandering since we jow they could frick up anytime they wish and have changed rules a lot it doesn't even matter.

      >Superman wins again
      Regardless of the validity, this will only mean people wouldn't be interested anymore.

      >Do a Deadpool VS Pinkie
      Is likely but at this point a lot of people would argue why other characters didn't get the same mercy. Plus DB showcased lousy research since Pinkie cannot break the 4th wall like Deadpool and it's clear they use memes as research a lot of the time. This one would have even less of a justification but again considering what happened in the past this is not a completely unlikely outcome.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is even over his aversion to Kryptonite. He's dealt with it enough times to will power through it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heck, supes one real weakness i think is "magic".
      Does this mean the magic chick (the one that says stuff backwards) who won against Wanda can counter superman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heck, supes one real weakness i think is "magic".
      This is a misconception, he isn't 'weak' to it, it's more he doesn't have invulnerability to it like he does physical attacks.He won't take extra damage from it, he just takes the same damage as say Batman would.

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        Dc can’t even keep that straight. There was 2 comics where he tanked a magical a the best while everyone else jobbed. LOL there’s no logic to DC.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes. Other times it presents a roadblock he can't overcome. Like how he couldn't reliably break Hal's constructs when they were tampered with by magic in World's Finest

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heck, supes one real weakness i think is "magic".
      Does this mean the magic chick (the one that says stuff backwards) who won against Wanda can counter superman?

      It's not so much a weakness as it is just not having any special resistances to. Like if I threw a fireball at him it would do 0 damage due to his natural forcefield bull shit, but if I threw a magic fire ball it would do base fire damage rolled against his constitution. It wouldn't deal extra damage, just regular damage.

      But other spells that alter him could probably work if you get them off before he brains you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku bodies Superman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      After you become the 2nd coming of Christ, I am pretty sure you get past the magic issue.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      much like how ben 10 bodies hal jordan, goku bodies superman.
      >b-bu-
      >o-on op-
      no

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No not bullet speed....

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...they're... too fast. Civilians died.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well it was either the bullets or the sonic boom that would kill them if he went too fast.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roshi would've put his finger in the barrel before the dude could even pull the trigger.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Easy to do when you don't care about air resistance

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he's slower than James Bond?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...they're... too fast. Civilians died.

      Well it was either the bullets or the sonic boom that would kill them if he went too fast.

      These scans were brought up in Superman vs goku 1 and again in superman v goku 2 and here we go again with. All the same scans for decades.

  96. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman IS limitless and we shall not abide by any lies telling otherwise.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman IS limitless
      Superman has limits. 😉

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but you're also compositing the characters into a fanfiction mess.

  97. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't these anti-Superman posts essentially the same shit Listtroon used to post, guess because Superman is coming back he gets to go full hog wild on his rage for him

  98. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how Superman have decades of anti-feats you can't explain and Goku "anti-feats" are same few images with with his KI lowered.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decades of anti-feats you can't explain
      Literally just "needs more solar power".

  99. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread is full of GokuLORDS and SuperGODS
    Oh, how I have missed this. I hope that Superbros are ready for Death Battle KINO.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Gokubro. I hope the animation is good and that the fight is longer than 6 minutes.

  100. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win if they both were just skeletons?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xuanxia protagonist solos
      >B-But what about
      Yes, also Him

  101. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be a draw isn't it

  102. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is confirmed to be one of the strongest female characters in all of fiction

    say something nice about her Cinemaphile

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So universal?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outstanding individual, Death battle needs more ladies like her in the show!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      would she let me put my willy in er?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, she has a heart for one man only.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a tease, at least I can say my willy has been 'inside' her so long as I've stepped foot in the tardis

  103. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gogeta vs Vegito was still the best finale of all time.

  104. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't usually post in DB threads, but the powerscaling arguments are always hilarious

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      feels like the twilight zone sometimes. on another website a guy told me jojo's bizarre adventure stands are all faster than light because of calculations from the polnareff thing, then said the polnareff thing wasn't canon because it's evidence that stands aren't ftl

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't the chapter data stuff say that Star Platinum is the speed of light, and that's one of the fastest ones? Wouldn't most of them be definitely slower?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          the updated stat sheet doesn't mention faster-than-light. a lot of people come to the conclusion that it referred to time stop, that when time is stopped star platinum moves at faster than light speeds. you also get stuff like "the stand users aren't ftl but the stands are" but they're the ones who control and fight using the stands to begin with

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, that's even worse. Damn. That means SP's best speed feat is the bullet thing.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's hardly slow to be fair. that's over 1000 kilometers per hour. it was supposed to be impressive that it could catch bullets and... well don't try doing that hehe

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it being because of time stop wouldn't make sense since it could stop MIH

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              how so? moving in stopped time is by definition moving faster than light

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                depends on the time stop, sometimes it's via speed and sometimes it's via freezing time

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jojo is pretty explicit about it being freezing time

  105. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    goku is going to win just because third is the charm

  106. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's do this one last time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"last time"
      >he thinks this is the last time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure this isn't going to be the last time.

  107. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nemesis isn’t excited either
    Oh no no no DBros even the shills aren’t happy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, is anyone other than the /dbs/ scholars looking forward to this?

  108. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man death battle is like that anime chick you rape who keeps telling you it's the last time and she won't let you anymore but then here you go again doing it all over again. promising THIS is it for sure this time, this one is definitely it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is such an insane analogy but it lowkey fits lmaooo

  109. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle request : DC's Reed Richards (Cyborg Superman) with all of his rings (Fear and Phantom) vs Maker Reed or 616 Reed Richards.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of these genius vs genius matchups kinda make me sad because "imagine what they could accomplish together"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Henshaw and Maker working together would be bad

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          if someone built a dyson swarm and then made it into a laser that will fry the earth that would be bad but at the same time... fair play if you get that done

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In addition, due to his contact with Superman's DNA, he also has access to all of Superman's powers but not his weakness for kryptonite, not sure about the red sun doe. Rings should give him an amp in addition to superman's power.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can SHARTku even touch HANK HENSHAW he badly whooped Superman before btw.

  110. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku vs Sailor Moon is either not happening at all now or will happen in 10 years once they can use Goku again

  111. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Goku all the other big Shonen powerhouses at once?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loses to Bobobo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he could take the combined hax from the big three guys and Kenshiro on top of fighting Toriko, Usagi, Bobobo, Seiya and STTGL guy, all at the same time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which goku? Canon goku (from the manga) loses to naruto, ichigo and luffy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and with ease

  112. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look forward to Gokutards having a meltdown, AGAIN

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC losing would objectively lead to a bigger salt storm at this point.

  113. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sukuna would've low-diffed Gojo and ended him during the domain clashes if he had his original body btw

  114. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody give me a rundown on both Goku and Superman - straight answers, no bullshit.
    >What are their best feats?
    >What's their most prominent win condition?
    >Are outliers/anti-feats involved in anyway?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno about top but for the other two...

      >Prominent win con
      Hitting really really hard. Alternatively, time/space wank for CC Goku who apparently is more serious and will take advantage of stuff compared to standard Goku

      >Are outliers involved
      Literally random from fight to fight so cant say definitively

  115. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Death Battle character can withstand a retcon punch? Batman who keks lost to this btw.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      LE could probably manage it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lord English basically did. Also Batkek tanked it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just from what has shown up in DB? Chuck Norris, Segata, Courage and Scooby (via cancelling if that counts), and maybe Discord due to having more meta frickery

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Doctor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      considering it's not a thing i would assume anyone who can survive one of his punches

  116. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So im back im from /anime/ and /sports/

    >Goku vs Superman 3

    and frick Death Battle if they make Goku lose again and frick them for this stupid ass MU,

    they could've done Boros vs Battle Beast or Galactus vs Unicron, or Hearts vs Gorr

    they aren't even trying here, such a fricking mediocre bring up of this, the preview didn't even look interesting or shocking, they made it sound like it was some kind of random mu

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