Death Battle

Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku? Going to win the fight against Superman. Also the war for good measure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku will lose again, get new hair dye within the year, beaners call for another rematch.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >breathe in space

        But they're in space right now, what the frick

        this statement is so vague because neither of them have died because "muh vaccum of space"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not outer space though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thermosphere.
          oxygen is still available.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not outer space though.

            >Vegeta: That's OUTER space

            god I fricking hate Toyotaro's writing,

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll just chalk that up to vegeta being a dumb monkey.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thermosphere.
          oxygen is still available.

          actually based off how close earth is in this shot they're still in the stratosphere which has plenty of oxygen.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they're still within the atmosphere. It goes a long long loooong way from ground level

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does DragonBall have a character that represents it's obsessive fans?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so stupid man, I'm just skipping this stupid ass MU,

    They better make Goku win or there's gonna be a fricking riot, I came from /anime and Sports to shitpost back here,

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku has no hope, but I'm with my dragonbro, here. Skipping this shit. Death Battle needs to get off this dick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku has no hope? KEKIPOOPOO

        Hold Speedy's beer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedy holds my beer. In fact, I have it on good authority Speedy is the designated beer b***h of any group he's included in.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao

            We haven’t even had one gag episode yet bro. Scooby Vs Courage was a normal fight.

            Well, Bill vs Discord was both a gag and a real fight.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Scooby
    Son Goku
    Clark Kent
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (same as Megatron, super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Megatron (outstats and tanks all of Gojo's arsenal, kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Vader (force bypasses limitless)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >High diff tier
    Chosen Undead (he outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, but lacks ways to go around Limitless and UV. Silence + his speed can give him the chance to land a killing blow, But Gojo can heal himself. CU's immortality will be hard for Gojo to overcome, and while Gojo can't run naturally out of Energy there is a chance the lack of food and sleep frick him over. Still It's likely Gojo wins more often than not)
    >Mid diff tier
    Makima
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
    Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt Gojo)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (unless he enters Gojo's anus and gets big again I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (angry big sword man can't really do anything against him)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo should have lost

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        True

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makima is the Homelander of anime so of course she lost

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Made a point that Gojo and Makima are from the same Japan in their fight
        >Makima doesn't win simply through Gojo killing the entire country and himself
        I don't understand DB's thought process and I likely never will.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would've been cooler if Gojo figured it out, renounced his citizenship, and purpled all of Japan lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their logic was that Gojo's normal attacks have a net % chance of killing him on accident. But according to 2021 and based off Japan's population Gojo has a 1 in 125.7 million chance of dying each attack. Moreover infinite expansion would murder everyone in Japan EXCEPT him because he's immune to it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          BECAUSE HER CONTRACT WITH THE PM DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY KILL PEOPLE. IT CAN ONLY TRANSFER HER DEATHS IN THE FORM OF BAD LUCK AND MISFORTUNE. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND.
          EVEN IF IT HIT GOJO HE WOULDNT DIE FROM IT. I HATE NONREADERS I HATE NONREADERS I HATENONREADERS.
          The fact that people always get this wrong pisses me off to no end, and I’m someone who SUPPORTED a Makima win, but holy shit just read the source material before commenting on it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poor asa.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Even if it hit Gojo he wouldn't die from it
            Yes he would.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, he wouldn’t. Because it’d give him a bad cough, at best, or make him fall down the stairs, at worst. Nothing in Makima’a contract dictates that her death = someone else’s death. At best, it CAN lead to death upon repeated attempts on her life because people keep getting sick.

              Poor asa.

              Suffering builds character.

              so if she dies a nipman stubs his toe and spills hot coffee all over himself?

              Yes, or they get the coof.
              >But in the animation-
              They were wrong. It’s part of the reason why that fight had nothing going for it outside of the hand drawn bits- they got so much shit wrong for both characters powersets that it was almost insulting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Gojo makes himself die through a cough and overexertion, Makima wins.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            so if she dies a nipman stubs his toe and spills hot coffee all over himself?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gojo would fall and split his head on the concrete if he was affected.
            >But Makima can't come back from purple
            She reformed from rats in a random back alley, she doesn't need her body to recover

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick. No, she didn’t reform from rats, she just used them to teleport. What the hell are you talking about. That’s not even headcanon you’re using, that’s just being blatantly incorrect.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this headcanon again
              No she fricking didn't. She teleported.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gojo vs Makima is the perfect example of right for the wrong reasons. Yeah they got the details of the PM contract wrong but the contract doesn't matter to begin with because Makima's contract has never been used to redirect soulhax or mindfrickery and Unlimited void falls under both those categories. Arguing that it would protect her is a massive NLF

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              But they got both the contract AND its functionality wrong? They literally compared it to Santa Claus redirecting Halloween throughout her puppets, which falls under soulhax and mindhax, and they used it to say that her redirection wouldn’t be enough to stave off ALL of the info dump, meaning that they still thought it COULD redirect it in the first place. So they got basically everything about Makima wrong outside of her basic ki blast. Wow, how impressive. I’m not gonna praise them for doing a shit job researching a character who isn’t that complex in the first place because they got one part correct.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was just a hypothetical. They claimed UV "isn't really an attack" and then said "and even if it was..." essentially.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it wasn’t. What they basically said was
                >Weeellll it’s not really an attack
                And then immediately backtracked on that statement by going
                >Okay so it is an attack
                And then they proceeded to make a moronic comparison to Santa. You can’t call it a hypothetical when they just blatantly say that it CAN (and was) considered an attack that she transferred. Basically Gojo Vs Makima is the worst researched fight of this season, and it was being handled by people who LIKE both source materials.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was supporting Makima but I can see why they gave Gojo the win. He simply has a more straightforward wincon than Makima.
        She could counter most of his arsenal but Gojo's healing made it so he couldn't get one shotted so easily and UV could help him use said Wincon more consistently, while all of Makima's Wincons are a little more inconsistent due to the esoteric nature of her powers.

        Still the episode was shit and the fight a complete disservice for both franchises.

        BECAUSE HER CONTRACT WITH THE PM DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY KILL PEOPLE. IT CAN ONLY TRANSFER HER DEATHS IN THE FORM OF BAD LUCK AND MISFORTUNE. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND.
        EVEN IF IT HIT GOJO HE WOULDNT DIE FROM IT. I HATE NONREADERS I HATE NONREADERS I HATENONREADERS.
        The fact that people always get this wrong pisses me off to no end, and I’m someone who SUPPORTED a Makima win, but holy shit just read the source material before commenting on it.

        Yeah, it doesn't help that both CSM and JJK readers are one of the most illiterate fanbases in existence, some JJK readers still consume the "nuclear/reality erasure Gojo" copium.
        And on top of that DB themselves got her contact wrong...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Still the episode was shit and the fight a complete disservice for both franchises.

          Care to elaborate, it was one of my personal favorites this season

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Besides what has been talked to dead (misunderstood powers, characterization, choreography, etc) what disappointed me the most was the "style" of the battle itself.
            JJK is an extremely strategic battle Shounen, and CSM's entire power system relies on Hax and esoteric shit.
            The most interesting thing about this battle is seeing how would these two characters engage and try to circumvent each other's Hax.
            What we got instead was the most brute and simple interpretation of both's characters powers. Just imagine having the power to essentially throw an endless amount of fodder to your enemy (zombie devil) and the most creative use you come up with is throwing zombies like proyectiles using chains.
            The animation itself was good, because DB has talented people working with then, but it could have been something truly unique. Gojo literally fights like his skin in mobile legends does...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was supporting Makima but I can see why they gave Gojo the win. He simply has a more straightforward wincon than Makima.
        She could counter most of his arsenal but Gojo's healing made it so he couldn't get one shotted so easily and UV could help him use said Wincon more consistently, while all of Makima's Wincons are a little more inconsistent due to the esoteric nature of her powers.

        Still the episode was shit and the fight a complete disservice for both franchises.
        [...]
        Yeah, it doesn't help that both CSM and JJK readers are one of the most illiterate fanbases in existence, some JJK readers still consume the "nuclear/reality erasure Gojo" copium.
        And on top of that DB themselves got her contact wrong...

        Gojo can't heal from his torso being blown to bits, which is what would happen if he got hit by finger guns considering he doesn't have the durability to stop getting stabbed by a knife.
        It was surprising they let him get hit by it, honestly, but it's confusing why they made it only make baseball-sized holes in him.

        Overall thought I think it is a pretty close to 50/50 matchup which was the interesting part about it. Who wins depends on how you interpret multiple important points that have no answer in canon, so it's arbitrary to some extent.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Death battle can't even handle grug punching powerscaling in a way that doesn't piss people off I don't know why anyone would ever expect any remotely esoteric abilities to be portrayed well in the first place

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We've seen Gojo withstand Sukuna's domain without any technique active. Fingers shouldn't have even left a mark on him.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He was using an example early in gojo's career when he explicitly was not protecting himself with cursed energy
            >Against toji who is noted to be a special exception within the universe of jjk and top tier
            >Ignoring that he managed to recover from it
            Such is the life of makima keks. Completely misrepresenting a character. Thankfully they got btfo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gojo doesn't tank attacks exactly, he just has "automatic" healing that immediately regenerates the slashes he takes. That doesn't work if half of your body gets vaporized.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except Gojo explicitly stopped healing his body while fighting in Sukuna's domain to restore his technique.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gojo gets half his body blown off he does. Like he did against Sukuna. Sukuna's domain is multiple slashes that he can heal through.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >which is what would happen if he got hit by finger guns considering he doesn't have the durability to stop getting stabbed by a knife.
          The force behind the stab was a superhuman amped by heavenly restriction to be fair.
          I don't think Bang shouldn't be able to hit Gojo but I don't think it should be blasting holes in him either given there's a limit to Bang's force (ex. makima taking several shots to send pochita to space)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't underestimate the amount of force it takes to get to space. Being able to do that with just a few shots of instantaneous impulses rather than constant thrust, it's not surprising that it would paste someone's body when used against a person.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Obviously it would paste any person but it's Gojo, several shots to get to space won't calc out past his durability. At most it would hurt but making holes is unlikely since it's not a piercing force either, having a larger and flatter surface area would only reduce the force as it doesn't act like a proper bullet.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gojo should have above Normal human resistance, still not enough to survive finger guns considering it has enough power to send someone to orbit with a few of them.

          For animation purposes it would have been better to not overuse the finger gun and just open the fake out with that (maybe a huge injury but not as huge as what happened to power) and then have Makima attacking Gojo internally with her telekinesis. That would be looked less moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo would beat Goku

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Care to elaborate anon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, Gojo is... infinity itself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dies to basic space hax

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE IMP OF THE PANDORICA
    THE SHADOW OF THE VALEYARD
    THE BEAST OF TRENZALOR
    THE BUTCHER OF SKULLMOON
    THE LAST TREE OF GARSENNON
    THE DESTROYER OF SKARO
    THE ONCOMING STORM

    HE IS THE DOCTOR OF WAR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brits shat their pants out of awe watching this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      brits shat, pissed, came and dropped their crisps all over the floor of their flats when this happened before getting a knock on their door that they've violated noise ordinance and now have to pay their tv loisence which they forgot was in the bin covered in left over Spag Bol.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku will be our new hero.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Batkek
    TANKED the Retcon Punch as it only caused him to drop his omniversal 52 universes
    >Superboy Prime
    died like a b***h after using it and got kicked out of the event

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BATKEK
      Been trapped in Fortnite for years now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        willingly trapped btw

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically no. He wanted to be there in the first place. But If it were up to him he would have conquered the zero point by now. But he hasn't. So he's literally been losing the battle Royal over and over all this time.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spoken like someone who isn't willingly trapped in fortnite

            By the way that means Snake Eyes from GI Joe is canonically a more dangerous combatant than Batkek without powers since he won a battle Royal in the one Fortnite comic, while Batkek has been stuck in the loop all this time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Batkek always comes across as coping whenever he says that.

          >Gets his ass beat
          >lol it was totally part of my plan for realsies
          >Gets stomped again
          >lawl just another step in my convoluted plan!

          He's like a shittier Tzneetch

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spoken like someone who isn't willingly trapped in fortnite

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>Gets his ass beat
            >>lol it was totally part of my plan for realsies
            >>Gets stomped again
            >>lawl just another step in my convoluted plan!
            That's like the fricking Worm in Kengan Omega

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whats his deal?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie he got his ass beat by a Black furry and tony fricking stark

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stand with goku because superman is friends with hal "the pedophile" jordan and let's the joker roam free.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I would post hard evidence but it's cold as shit and my computer has the image.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >justice league compromises with a dangerous pedophile
      TRUTHANDJUSTICEBROS????????

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I would post hard evidence but it's cold as shit and my computer has the image.

      >justice league compromises with a dangerous pedophile
      TRUTHANDJUSTICEBROS????????

      >that shit about hal
      that's a bad thing? who'd want some old HAG

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bejitabro btw

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coast City just got nuked and you're here Hal????

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that's a bad thing? who'd want some old H-ACK!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peculiar how each member of the big 7 dabbled a bit with the underaged...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't Goku friends with a known pedophile and fuses with him a bunch?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Vegeta is not a pedophile.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't fuse with Tien

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not even friends with Tien, honestly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h please Goku let's Frieza take innocent lives and conquer planets as well as seen in the DBS Broly movie, a REAL hero like SuperCHAD would've sent his zesty little ass to the phantom zone by now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woah! SuperCHAD is a real bonafide HERO!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Goku wins this to be honest,

    Unless they really want Superman to win the triology to make DBZ fans seethe

    RN im hearing they're using frontier superman and DBH Heroes goku all composite,

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So, in our breakdown, we took *frontier* (or the weakest version) superman the weakest version.
      And dbz heroes (the strongest version) the strongest version.

      So in this senario, dbz wins.

      I feel like if you accept this, if your happy with it, your not a real dragonball (z/super) fan.
      I hate this.
      Man i wish youtube dislike were public.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason this is even a thing is so that they can ultrawank Goku this time around. That's why they're also including Dragon Ball Heroes because Heroes Goku no-sold SSJ3 Cumber, who no-sold SSJ4 Xeno Vegito (who is one half of the insanely broken Xeno Goku).

      I'm sure they're gonna pull some nonsensical calculations such as Goku's reaction speed being 1000000000000000000000000x the speed of light and his strength being multiversal at mininum. Vs Battle already has half his calcs as "immeasurable"
      Plus, Heroes Goku's Ultra Instinct form isn't a jobber form like it is in the Super anime/manga. Goku is stomping Supes this time around, unfortunately.

      This entire matchup is just to try and grab the Hispanic audience due to WB's current financial struggles, and one more attempt to show the suits that DB isn't a moneypit like 99% of Rooster Teeth is.
      If they weeren't cowards, they would pit Heroes against Thought Robot, but Heroes Goku actually has a chance to lose that battle and they need a guarantee.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Base supergirl tanked 1 billion decibels, and there are many other hyperboles out there. Superman will grant goku the mother of all stomps. Specially if they finally acknowledge the real size of the dbz universe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you meant Xeno Vegito includes half of Xeno Goku but yes

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can one woman be so lewd?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Thor beating Vegeta wasn't controversial, Vegeta is Goku's rival, and Thor vs. Superman is controversial? Transitively doesn't it imply Superman wins it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thor beating Vegeta was wrong and controversial thoughbeit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bejita got sent to valhalla a warriors paradise. shartku would be so jealous.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta has no viable counters to Mjolnir absorbing his energy or nullifying his godhood or making a vacuum so Vegeta can't breathe

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Outstating

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Out-stating (having better stats)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that's what you think.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's what is known to be true.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So Thor beating Vegeta wasn't controversial,

      It was but people don't care about Vegeta,

      • 5 months ago
        LopiBats

        Shut b***h, I care about him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down b***h, obviously I fricking hated the outcome but Vegeta had virtually no fricking MU's anyways before that

          The fallout was fricking nothing. Thorgays and Bejitards are known to be deranged but they behaved more maturely than most before, during and after the episode

          >The fallout was fricking nothing.

          I was a bit sad afterwards espicially since Vegeta died in such a brutal way but then I forgot about it later in the day, maybe DBZ gets easier MU's next season, I blame the Madoka Moon morons for this, cause Comp-Ku vs Ryu would've done well and created less tenacity and anger amongst DBZ fans now we get this and now I can't stop talking about it

          cause I know they either downplay the frick outta superman or just make Goku lose again for clicks and views, DBZ rakes them views in so its whatever

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >or just make Goku lose again for clicks and views
            Goku would be the first and only character to not only lose three times in a row, but all to the same opponent. I highly doubt they'll do this.

            But if Death Battle really wanted to bring in the views, it should have been Goku AND Superman vs. Composite Ryu and Mario

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I highly doubt theyll do this.
              Nothing is off the table to me regarding this given how random they are.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fallout was fricking nothing. Thorgays and Bejitards are known to be deranged but they behaved more maturely than most before, during and after the episode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta is the only actual character (that matters) in that garbage that is Dragon Ball. He learns, he becomes a better person, he grows as a character. Unlike Goku who is literally a moronic manchild and danger to everyone around him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The outrage wasn't as bad as Goku vs Superman 2 that was kinda the point I was making

          there's a frickton of dislikes,

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vegeta's a terrible character right now. He was better in the Saiyan and Namek sagas

  12. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Hey b***hes miss me?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of constructs would GODku create if he was gifted a lantern ring?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragons and Vegetas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably big ass hands that fire a big ass kamehameha. or a big shenron-like dragon for his dragon fist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shenron and big fists. See Dragon Punch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, Gohan or even Bejita would have more construct creativity than Goku.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it would go to krillin.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ring works on imagination and willpower. Goku is literally mentally moronic...
      >Fire Truck
      >Sonic OC
      >Meat on a stick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku is highly creative when it comes to fighting
        the least creative motherfricker in the franchise when it comes to fighting is Gohan

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku is the second on least creative. He just combines others moves in odd ways, like the Warp Kamehameha. Gohan just uses a mix of his dad's and Goku's moves, because why innovate when you have two of the best movesets at your disposal?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd be a white lantern.

  14. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Listen up gayS
    I think the reason DB uses composite for capeshit because of the amount of PIS moments. While manga is more consistent.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy to understand why. Manga is linear storylines one after the other. Powerups stick. Comics have a trillion continuities going simultaneously with half the writers not giving a shit about the other ones. If you just stick to one iteration you're probably discarding most of the coolest things that character has ever done because it happened in something that got retconned or took place in some AU or some shit.
      For example, people were mad that they used Superman lifting a quintillion tons from All Star Superman because it's not canon. But All Star is a beloved story that immediately comes to mind when you think of Superman. Not including it in your picture of "who Superman is" is dumb.

      • 5 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >But All Star is a beloved story that immediately comes to mind when you think of Superman.
        to your mind perhaps.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Thor can beat Goku

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard evidence. Goku would never.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Composites Goku includes kid Goku, who is unable to die, due to a dragon wish.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also includes GODku from the end of GT

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW just got the conclusion the only reason kid Goku was able to go to the moon and not die was because of the wish his father made

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OPUSTARO does it AGAIN!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dragon wish is an analogy to Jesus blessing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toriyama clearly believes you can just breathe on the Moon, or any cosmic body with an atmosphere

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not fun. I wanted to see Naruto go 3-0 against Bleach this season.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can other constructs even compete?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cant beat the wiener

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superbros...the screwjob has been set in place.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oooohhh it all makes sense now. Speedy was always a hater. He just slowly wormed his way in and worked his way up to try to reverse the outcome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't really say much here though, but I feel more confident for a Goku win though now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The conspiracygayging is in full force

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, on the one hand, Speedy did just put Raven over Phoenix with his "research", but on the other, Heroes Trunks, Vegeta, and Black all got put under in the last 2 seasons by capes, or Archie Sonic shit, which lost to DC.

  23. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    I hate comic capeshit so much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ACK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the backstory to this is kind of interesting. writer admitted he only did this because it was a hulk one shot and if it was a thor one shot then thor would have won, and if it was a thor vs hulk one shot it would've been a tie. and that hulk was very angry by this point and thus stronger than a fresh savage hulk. definitely spits in the face of many a power level gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk chiseled him a new face

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I finger my ass and then smell it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Bejitabro.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, vswiki tourist.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how many characters can say they basically tied with Superman's heat vision. I know Darkseid was able to overwhelm his heat vision, and Godzilla recently beam locked with it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, why couldn't Godzilla overpower it? It's like a fire hose against a squirt gun.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume either Superman wasn't going full power, or the distance between the Thermonuclear breath and the heatvision made it weaker.
        Also, Supes got fricked. He basically absorbs the sun's radiation, right? Godzilla just blasted him with thermonuclear radiation, basically giving him the worst case of indigestion.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was asking why Godzilla couldn't overpower him. But I guess he did based on what you just said.

          • 5 months ago
            LopiBats

            When will you idiots learn that capeshit is called inconsistent for a reason?
            The one zilla is fighting isn’t the main Superman btw.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know I know, they made Superman stronger than usual so Godzilla wouldn't vaporize him instantly.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And where's your proof of that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that he proposed to Lois even though they are already married in the main continuity.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My father proposed to my mother at least four times, it's called renewing vows.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                As if a Supergay would know anything about relationships, let alone marriage.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally everyone was like “Aw man, he’s finally going to propose to her after all this time!” throughout the entire comic. It was very clearly a first proposal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aw shit, it's a flash back?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              So good of them to use a buffed Supes to fight GOATzilla so he wouldn't be disintegrated in one (1) atomic breath.

              • 5 months ago
                LopiBats

                Cope, and take the rope. There are millions of Superman’s with different levels in capeshit.

                Except for Zdarsky. Frick Chip for ruining the Batman books.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But doesn't Death Battles usually use composite Superman? So this means DB's Superman WILL have being floored by Godzilla as one of the points against him winning.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that was true you would've had ROCK level thor.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who would win? The rock that hurt Thor or the rock that hurt Goku?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thor rock bigger so grug think Thor rock win.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How so? He’s arguing composites and you brought up Thor getting knocked down but being otherwise unharmed by a boulder

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because if a ROCK can knock out Thor than any one of Bejita's punches would've done him in.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's one heavy cat.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re conflating down and out. I assure you they’re different words

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just canon to 616, you don't have to composite for that anti-feat lol

              • 5 months ago
                LopiBats

                I want to understand what goes through the mind of people who write this type of stuff.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how much of that is just the artist

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most likely thoughts like "THUNK" and "ACK"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >UNF!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They think of characters like Superman or Thor as being building level in their base or when caught off guard. They're not like battleboarders who put characters at their absolute peak. You can pick up a funny book today and see that superman is struggling to carry a bus or needs help to defeat fodder like lex Luther. It would completely break the story for superman to be multiversal or whatever.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't have it in their head that "Superman/Thor is building level", it's more that it takes a backseat how strong they are unless the story's about something they can't brute force their way out of, which is often

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you also would've had thor slower than dare devil. He was also knocked out by a mortar shell

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's agreeing that they do that. Which is why they needed Superman to be stronger than usual in this comic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reminder that superman also uses robots and decoys. All the anti feats can be attributed to just another superbot.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He learned from the GOAT

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ahem, that's doctor goat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doctor goat
                You called?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t trust namegays

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They had a brief beam clash. Then Billy used the Shazam lightning on Godzilla’s head and Superman caught him as he was falling down, so then Godzilla fried Superman from behind and knocked him out. The beam clash was pretty lame to be honest, just have the 100,000 tonne nuclear dinosaur overpower Superman’s heat vision. It’s no big deal

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kneel

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The west has fallen if Superman loses. Superman cannot lose.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The West has already fallen, Chuddie.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As the strongest Saiyan GOATku fought the fraud "the super man" he began charging his Kamehameha, Superman shurnk back in fear, and Goku Said:
    >"Stand proud Clark, you are strong"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to seththeprogrammer, superman is faster than goku. So fast in fact that goku would be a statue from superman POV

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seththechildmolester
        Supesbros not a good look if this is our defender.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My beloved

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As the strongest Kryptonian, SuperCHAD, fought the fraud "the monkey king" he began channeling his heat vision, Goku shrank back in fear, and Clark said:
    >"Stand proud Son Goku, you are strong"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say my name.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baki vs Ohma
    >"You were awesome, Baki"
    >Ohma uses demonbane to redirect the damage onto Baki because he's so much stronger
    >Baki dies
    >Baki loses because he was "too strong to win"
    How would everyone to being bombarded with Sandroisms?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can ANY character survive the Niko Style: “You Were Awesome”? It’s too strong to lose against anyone, the second Ohma utters those words his opponent spontaneously perishes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know if demonsbane would be enough if we're assuming baki is that much stronger than ohma. baki endured punches from hanayama when the latter was 5x as strong as himself and if he's only taking his own output plus ohma's then so what?
      but i reckon people acquainted with both series would find it disrespectful, since baki is the parent and kengan is the teenage son

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they ever do this I want DB to go full autismo mode and have the fight full of sandroism and Itagakism.
      >Ohma pulls off demonsbane
      >Boomstick interrupts the battle
      >"That very movement reminded me of one day my dad hit me with a jar, the way my skin rippled with the impact, the jar was filled with water I got from a river outside the city and I had to squat a bit to fill the pearl shaped jar blablabla (insert here more useless stuff)"
      >Return to battle, Baki is on the ground
      >"You where awesome Hanma Baki, I'll never-"
      >Baki wakes up
      >"In that moment Ohma didn't see his opponent, but rather a premonition"
      >Said premonition doesn't matter at all, and whoever wins won't do it because of this
      >Ohma enters autist advance mode and screams "YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG"
      Sadly after Gojo Vs Makima I don't think they can handle different battle styles other than "quirky characters running around" and "DBZ style brawls".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Baki manages to steal Ohma’s Demonsbane and uses it to counter the DB
        >The screen starts to zoom out, and we see that this was actually just a mental battle Ohma was having before the fight was even announced
        >…it’s then revealed that it was actually a premonition of Ohma’s dream being had by Baki a year before he was even aware of his existence
        >This goes on for an eternity, until we flashback far enough to see that both Ohma and Baki are sperm cells within Yujiro and The Connectors ballsacks, who get into an argument about drinks while at the bar
        >The true battle was actually Yujiro Vs Connector the entire time
        >FIGHT

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a little much to be a Sandroism or Itagakism. Yujiro would probably smirk and say “HRMPH. The outcome has already been decided. This fight will be over in 7 moves.” and for Shen’s goofy cartoon ass to say some Bugs Bunny shit because I just cannot take this man seriously.
          It would be less of a stretch to say Baki learned the Niko Style by imagining fights with Ohma

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a little much to be a Sandroism or Itagakism. Yujiro would probably smirk and say “HRMPH. The outcome has already been decided. This fight will be over in 7 moves.” and for Shen’s goofy cartoon ass to say some Bugs Bunny shit because I just cannot take this man seriously.
          It would be less of a stretch to say Baki learned the Niko Style by imagining fights with Ohma

          The more I learn/hear about Baki, the more I'm convinced it's the most moronic anime of the last century.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filtered.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are those his balls???

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's great until you learn the series would be astronomically better without Baki and Yujiro in it. You also have a moment where you are always supposed to laugh at Yujiros ridiculousness, but then slowly it dawns on you, to the writer it isn't a joke. Then Yujiro just becomes really cringy.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Grappler, New Grappler and Son of Ogre are good stuff complemented nicely by Baki and Yujiro. Yujiro being the strongest and doing outrageous shit making you cringe is a you problem probably because you're just like Baki at 13

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yujiro is literally threatening raping people and raped a man. There was a sub chapter about how he views all of humanity as female.

                It's really cringy dude.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The true GOAT is still waiting for his match.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the true GOAT? Is he behind that picture of Jiren?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you tell SHITren to move so I can see the him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Acknowledge me!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who's the true GOAT? Is he behind that picture of Jiren?
    :3

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Freeza Megatron battle was fun.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In general, the fights of the season's second half have been more enjoyable.

      Damn, the winner takes THIS?

      Hatsune Miku vs who?

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, the winner takes THIS?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys look! Hal is a death battle poster!

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gokugays are still posting about how much they “don’t care”
    You guys aren’t really fooling anyone tbh fampai

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Agumon would give Pikachu a crumb if he begged for it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the Agumon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Pokemon are slaves" - Ben Singer, 2015

      Do you think Agumon would give Pikachu a crumb if he begged for it?

      Absolutely. Agumon was a key member of the Pokemon Emancipation Movement of the late 19th century.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, he's correct. Pokémon are slaves.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pokémon are wild animals, some of which are capable of communication but like, so are rats and parrots. When you capture a Pokémon you’re making a pet. Yes, that includes the humanoid Pokemon like Gardevoir and Lucario.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aw man it feels worse because Mr. Mime is more humanoid and he's STILL forced to sit at the floor eating slop like an animal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s probably how they eat in the wild

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, Prof. Oak himself could take on a few Digimon. He has grandkids and this guy survives boulder thrown at him, being frozen instantly, having hid soul taken away, and even survives being stuck in a black hole.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also survived an Ekans eating him whole.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still in day 2 of week 1

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So which symbol is left for the finale? I recall people mentioning Master Chief or a pokemon showing up in the initil season preview but they havent come up yet

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could The Doctor beat Goku?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that depends
        can he resist the demat gun

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No resistance to that at all.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arale vs Rolf from EEE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arale vs Pucca

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arale vs Bobobo

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK OUT HE'S STEALING ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tanks every hit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're making a magic card of him, particularly of this scene

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one shots hawkgirl
    >tanks Shazam’s transformation bolt
    >one atomic breath takes out superman
    GOATzilla

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku would eat Godzilla, superFRAUD is finished

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goku would eat Godzilla
        Fricking vore gays. GET OUT OF THE THREAD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batkek is forever cucked by Jonesy
      >Now this
      Does DC have a losing clause to all crossovers?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if Lois is going to get married to Godzilla instead KEK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Godzilla beats Superman
      >Superman beats Goku at least 66% of the time according to DB
      Therefore Godzilla can beat Goku at least 66% of the time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell the absolute chad how could it happen?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because its fricking Godzilla. Of course he wins.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rule 1: Godzilla always wins eventually.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this happening in the fight.
    >Goku and Superman exchange blows.
    >Eventually Superman knocks Goku back.
    >Goku does that thing where he does a series of backwards summersaults to regain control.
    >Goku charges at Superman.
    >Superman slowly raises his hand. Palm facing Goku.
    >Pic related happens.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could see that happening and then Goku deals with the Mini-Supermen with the Mafuba

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawari vs Pan.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys better get ready.

    They're going to accept Zamasu being gigaversal and 11D and Goku being way above him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they’ve moved on from calc stacking using observable universes as unit masses and will now decide matches based on dimensions?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean there was that researcher that said if the expanding DC universe was properlly calc’d, then no DC character would ever lose again. Maybe this is the episode where they calc it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Within finite measurements but they’ve recently toyed around with multiversal and infinite ratings

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They also said post crisis base superman could probably beat heroes Goku. And now they’re compositing him. God help the spics

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were referring to the snowflake and interpreting it as 6 digit dimensions when it was actually referring to universes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. Listen to what Hark said about it. It's a object floating in N-dimensional fluid space.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, they're explicitly stated to be universes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                B-but well... umm.. .uhh, the S in universes stands for spatiotemportal dimensions!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not "Super"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Parallel universes arranged in a dimensional snowflake. Look at Hark, not Jakita. Jakita is a dumbass brick and Hark modeled the multiverse.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And I sincerely doubt they've properly calculated any other verse. So that claim is baseless trash.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're going to accept Zamasu being gigaversal and 11D
      Correct ningen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku being [HEADCANON]
      SHITku fricking RAN.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh God no!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Granny Goodness vs Granny Weatherwax

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Weatherwax is for Kreia

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god yes, a perfect matchup just for the bantz alone

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, I need 80% of the fight animation to be a passive-aggressive tea party

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they reach out to the likes of DB Heroes, then Superman should get access to the Silver Age.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed but that's really not going to help him much when silver age Supes best feats are beat out by esoteric DB scaling of modern Supes thanks to applying NLF to Grant Morrison crap and whatnot.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman’s inconsistancies actually have in-universe explainations. The obvious one is the ammount of sunlight he has in him. But the other is his sense of will. This was perfectly shown in the sixth dimension arc. In it, Superman was stranded on a planet with no sunlight. He was so drained that he couldn’t even fly. He would jump a few inches off the ground and fall to the ground. But then he had a “remember my friends” moment and was able to launch off the planet with such speed that he destroyed it. Pic related. To use VStismwiki terms, he jumped up multiple tiers just with a change of mindset. And that was when he was running on empty.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. Would be extremely useful to have in mind when fighting people like lex Luther or any other fodder in metropolis. Especially if they have kryptonite...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair he does do that now a days. He's actually developed the ability to will power through kryptonite. It still drains him but he just powers through to knock it away or smack the bad guy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah okay. Would be really dumb for him to leave something like that on the table

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of stuff could be argued it's all about Supermans mindset. He used to think he needed to eat, sleep, and breath. Honestly it wouldn't shock me if a writer went full god mode and said Superman actually is impervious to all damage and can do anything if he has the mindset, but because he thinks he's mortal, he is mortal.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even modern day capeshit editors who let you get away with anything wouldn't sanction that moronic shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because he focused and used every last vestige of his strength or whatever. This one leap is probably reflective of his true leg strength, not his previous weakened state

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s been explicitly stated otherwise in the past.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s says that the amount of power he can use changes based on his emotional state.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That would only support my statement, as before that leap Superman says he uses up ALL the vestigial energy from the Sun he has left. Although that scan doesn't apply to Superman's situation in that barren sector of space. They were talking about storage when he IS hit by sunlight

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean to tell me...Superman gets stronger the more difficult the opponent?...

    • 5 months ago
      LopiBats

      This is anime level of power Though my friends level bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t a planet, it’s a small sized meteor small enough you could see his sillhouette standing on it when it panned out.
      He isn’t even destroying it either, just causing a shockwave on the part where he jumped.

      For comparison: AFTER he does this jump and THEN sundips through every single sun in the galaxy lined up in a row for him, then punches Earth as hard as he can, all he does is create a crater in the earth, not even destroy it.

      He wasn’t planet-level for this jump, and he wasn’t even planet-level after this jump and after billions of simultaneous sundips in a row.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ignores the fact that the comic itself says it’s a planet.
        >Ignores the fact that Superman one-shot a being on par with the Anti-Monitor in terms of power.
        >Ignores the fact that Superman’s punch destroyed an anvil with an entire multiverse inside of it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the comic itself SHOWS it’s a tiny “planet” the size of a small comet
          oneshotting him didn’t even break the planet, making both of them way below planet level, and that’s after Supes sundipped billions of times
          Author himself confirmed Supes didn’t destroy a multiverse and there was no multiverse “inside it”, World Forger was going to create one using it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The intent was that it was a planet.
            He still one-shot a being who’s on the same level as a multiversal threat.
            The anvil is tough enough to survive a strike that can create a multiverse, but can’t survive Superman’s punch? That means he’s stronger!

            Also by that logic, Goku not universal since he never destroyed one. All he did was crack some planets so he’s also planet level!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The intent was it’s a tiny ball of rock that can be visibly compared to Superman in size
              He knocked him over, and then he got back up
              The Anvil creates multiverses through scifi superpowered magic, not by being hit that hard. Strength does not create matter

              And yes, Goku’s not universal. Glad you’ve finally figured that out Gokutard. A broken clock, as they say, is still right twice a day

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the dctards are accidentally infighting now
                Beyond parody

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The multiverse creation is a special property of the anvil

            • 5 months ago
              DoctorGreen

              >who’s on the same level as a multiversal threat.
              At this point if you teleport the dragon balls to the DC Universe they would be a multiversal threat.
              fricking papermache universe

        • 5 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          the fact that Superman one-shot a being on par with the Anti-Monitor in terms of power.
          the fact that Superman’s punch destroyed an anvil with an entire multiverse inside of it.
          this shit again
          next you are gonna say Goku is universal before He fought an universal purple cat.
          you fricking statementgays should die. If I want stupid statement wank, I'd read Dark Tower

  50. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    So no one is going to comment on how Zdarsky is a fricking stupid writer? He came from Marvel too, probably to sabotage Batman.
    >that’s not tru-
    It is
    >But-t that’s a lie-
    Tom King shit on Batman too.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERBROS… WERE GAMERA LEVEL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ONE atomic breath
      Even turtle soup takes longer than that to cook.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you like a jellybaby, Cinemaphile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheers, thanks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AW FRICK IT'S SOUR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danke, herr doktor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I have a green one? My favorite flavor is green.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WOULD'VE WON, DOCTOR! I WOULD'VE WOOOOOONNNNN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell is that?

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they having Superman fight Goku if Superman loses to Godzilla in official sources?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Godzilla also beats Goku, duh, gives him cancer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ohhhh duh. Silly me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not on purpose though. He'd feel really bad about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Godzilla doesnt solo capeshit and dragonball

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet Godzilla can barely destroy a city let alone a planet lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt know

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nanites mindcontrol and mindrape
        Won’t work, still gets one shot before blinking.
        >Hellbat
        Weak sauce, losing to a weakened Darkseid and let go. Got a few hits on eradicator then got folded with the help of Jon.
        >Final Batsuit.
        Coping fodder with zero access to it. Loses to any powerup. Felt damage from Hawgirls mace.
        >Kryptonite
        It’s gone. Given to someone else.
        >Transmuting
        Won’t work on a powerup.
        >Poison worked on Clark
        PIS and can be avoided with a sundip. Still gets one shot.

        Batman and DC IS fodder.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Final Batsuit mindraped the entire DC future
          + transmuting does work on powerups, because those don’t stop the molecular structure of your brain getting changed
          + you can’t sundip when you’re already poisoned, and Goku can’t sundip at all

          Batman with joker fart gas stomps the whole Cuckgon Balls universe

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            SHARTnal FATsuit jobbed

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Batkek lost to Mr. Fortnite

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              all part of his master plan to conquer the infinity-dimensional Fortnite multiverse

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope, got affected by Hawkgirl’s fodder slow mace and couldn’t beat the Worldforger who was scared he would lose to a weakened Superman who Goku stomps.
            >already poisoned
            Gets one shot before he could speak a single word to initiate your cuck poison.
            >Batman stomps the whole Cuckgon Balls
            The same Batman who almost got his neck snapped by Harely LOL

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Superman got sundipped gabillions of times in a row, and still World Forger stood back up immediately.
              Also Hellbat suit injured Darkseid for months canonically, who injured Superman, who would beat the shit out of Goku, meaning Hellbat beats the shit out of Goku too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Superman got sundipped gabillions of times in a row
                LOL you made that number up.
                >World Forger
                Already admitted Superman could beat him which the final Batsuit couldn’t do. He was scared shitless of him not Batjobber the gay. It’s even more evidence that powerups can oneshot final batjobber and your pathetic hellshit suit.
                And cope the world forger was hurt and could barely move while Superman only wanting to talk and inspire him with typical gary stu hope bullshit while holding back.
                >Darkseid
                Full powered was almost getting his ass beat by Wonder Woman while Hellshitter had to use Darkseids’s own damn omega beam power plus a chaos shard to do anything to a weakened verison. And Superman already stomped Darkseid.

                Hellshitter ain’t doing shit to Goku. DC is fodder to DB and so is Batman who is the lowest of the low. Cope Goku one shots the entire verse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Already admitted Superman could beat him
                Literally never. He said that if Clark started a fight then all of Batman and Supes’ friends would die. In the same sentence that he said most worlds end in Batman and Superman killing eachother
                And Forger literally stood back up, Morbillions of sundips and clark still couldn’t beat him

                Hellbag beat up the Eradicayor when it was powered by millions of kryptonians, + Superman, + Krypto, and also beat up a concept.
                One flick from Hellbat’s finger and gayku goes down squealing like a piggy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. He said we will all surely die.
                >Morbilloons of suns
                You made that number up.
                >Forger stood back up
                He was down, mumbling while Superman started explaining his hope bullshit. He was holding back to inspire that moronic hope BS.
                >Eradicator
                Only landed a few hits and then Hellbat and jon got folded. Superman in the same comic was admittedly pulling his punches because of the people inside.

                And Hellbat got stomped by Darkseid and needed to reflect his own damn power to do anything. While Wonder woman put up a better fight against a full powered one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku sisters...we're gonna die...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                People literally did this concern trolling during Frieza vs Megatron where they said "oh alternity gonna btfo" and then they downplayed Megatron so badly that G1 was blown tf out

                Same thing is gonna happen here

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku still stomps. This wasn’t for you Supergay.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, we might get another friendship ending.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You somehow quoted the wrong anon, sneedball illiterate

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DCuck can't refute the arguments presented
            How pathetic~

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku vs. Superman again feels almost nostalgic like being home again. But surely it's gonna be more than just a remastered version of an existing episode like Boba Fett vs. Samus?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. In 2012 there hadn't been anything new done with Goku in terms of power since 1997. The rematch was partly motivated by Battle of Gods and Super Saiyan God. There have been a few more powerups/techniques since that rematch (Super Saiyan God and Ultra Instinct most directly), not to mention the shenanigans in DB Heroes.

      The question for me remains this: What debunks their original conclusion? "Man who breaks any limit" versus "Man with no limits at all".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was the "theme" of the rematch. They've obviously changed their minds since then, now everyone gets to be a cosmology buster with infinite speed and insane extrapolations to hax abilities

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's composite so it's not "really" a rematch apparently.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman always had limits and has been beaten before. The whole "Superman has no limits" was just some bullshit that can be applied to any character and they only said as a way of saying "we dont care what powerups Goku gets, we think Superman wins leave us alone"

        Now its been awhile, the team has changed up a bit, they need a view surge, and now they are using the wacky wank Heroes version of Goku along with him having gotten a decent amount of new stuff.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the animation of Gojo Vs Makima had any soul:
    >instead of Gojo brute forcing his way to a W in a battle full of meaningless OOC banter we got his inner monologues as he tries to figure out how Makima's contract works.
    >He pulls his domain and traps Makima, but then the hybrid devils break her free from the outside, and now Gojo is vulnerable.
    >hand to hand scene of Gojo using Wing Chun to fight off hordes of zombies, hybrids, and other stuff under Makima's command
    >Makima drinks blood and recovers from her brain damage and returns to the offensive
    >Gojo heals his CT and pulls another domain this time the parameters are reversed (outside is strong and inside vulnerable) but spider devil teleports Makima away
    >Thanks to future devil Makima already knew she would get caught on a second domain and she called the hell devil beforehand, and now Gojo's entire domain is being lifted by a big hand
    >More internal Monologue, Gojo figured a way to actually end this fight
    >He breaks his own domain, and starts chanting for a cast of Hollow purple, one so big it obliterates hell devil and covers the entire mall
    >Makima just looks at it like it's nothing, but Gojo TPs behind her and once again opens a domain, this time he gets brain damage.
    >This domain covers the entire city and compresses all that into a small ball of less than 20 meters
    >Makima says "this won't be enough" with a casual tone of voice but suddenly the domain itself breaks as a gigantic Hollow purple swallows it, killing Makima and all her devils that where trapped with her
    >"This looks... Unwinnable"
    >Gojo at the end is standing on a pile of rubble, a little scorched by his own technique and with any other damage he sustained during the battle
    >K.O

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no ryona scream
      nah

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Batman handle Goku?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      die

    • 5 months ago
      LopiBats

      I’ll be the first to admit Batman would get his ass cheeks clapped.
      Also frick Chip.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike superman he would win by paying Chi-Chi who then orders Goku to surrender.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chi-Chi would spit in his face. She loves Goku for being a strong martial artist who fights powerful beings so having some coward show up and go "H-hey I'll pay you to rig the fight!" would disgust her. She was also raised as a martial artist so she has similar principles.

        You probably got the idea she's some money-blind idiot from wanting Gohan to win the tournament...which she wanted him to win legitimately.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nanites in the brain
      Hellbat Suit
      Final Batsuit
      Platinum Kryptonite
      Transmuting his skin into Phosphorus or his brain into lead
      Poison Gas

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nanites in the brain
        Non factor
        >Hellbat Suit
        Getting one shot
        >Final Batsuit
        Can’t do shit
        >Platinum Krytonite
        Given to Gotham girl, it’s gone.
        >skin
        Won’t work
        >poison
        Won’t work

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nanites mindcontrol and mindrape
          Hellbat Suit is stronger than Superman, who is stronger than Goku
          Final Batsuit rewrites the matter in people’s brains, and also did this to Superman
          Bruce still has the kryptonite
          Transmuting the elements of your body does work
          Poison worked on Clark, it’ll work even better on a monkey like Goku

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf batbro youre not supossed to kill them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      heart disease.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Condensed heart virus administered via invisible gas from the trusty utility belt that Bruce has already taken the antidote to prior to the fight GG monkey

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gives him a heart attack with nanites
      He did that to Diana in Tower of Babel

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring me Bobobo

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CLARK-SAN PLEASE KISS MY WIFE

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rick jobbed to this

  61. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    When is Chip Zdarsky going to be fired?

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will kiss my wife
    You will change my diaper

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    has otto died from morbid obesity yet?

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ending leaked

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im seeing this on both the first and second fight

    So it doesn't seem to be a remake, just a whole new battle,

    I'd prefer Goku winning but I really don't care and im not gonna tune in anyways, if they wanna be petty gays and lose DBZ fans go ahead, the preview was awful and they didn't even explain why are they doing a 3rd fight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it weird to be bugged a little by that? If you're using a different scope of material for comparison, that's one thing, but calling the original scope "inaccurate" sounds very sour grapes. Also given that at the time of the first fight a lot of Goku's newer abilities did not exist.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why oh Gawd why?
    This is just being lazy
    I'd rather watch goku or superman fight literally anyone else

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku developed a crush on Supes the fiest time he broke all of Goku’s teeth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they're going under and need to milk views to stay afloat, cole vs alex did horribly so they chucked out Frieza vs Megatron and that did well and Gojo vs Makima afterwards which also did well,

      Shounenshit gets them views so thats probably why

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why not do Teen Gohan vs Superboy ?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cause they're moronic and never listen to fans,

          I would've preferred Boros vs Battle Beast given Gohan vs Mark is a stomp no matter what & Mark literally lost to ordinary people meanwhile baby gohan was able to really hurt raditz

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they just backloaded the season to take away early viewings

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i sort of want superman to lose so that millennial DC writers get butthurt about it and start properly respecting his power in fights again in response

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cole vs alex did horribly
      It did average, which is fine for two old IP’s. You act like they had to make Megatron Vs Frieza last second.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My point was, they definitely don't like Legacy MU's even more because the recent one they did bombed,

        >heroes wank will give goku the wi-
        Do you guys realize superman will have the presence sword, the book of destiny, and the anti life equation? Not counting the gorillion hyperbole statements (such as supergirl tanking a billion decibels).
        Goku is ultra mega FRICKED

        Supes won't even get that anyways,

        then again I don't know infinite frontier superman but I know he isn't getting swords or some shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he will. The analysis for both characters will seem that it favors compku but the battle and post battle analysis will say
          >well compsu has the anti life equation and compku has no defenses against it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But even then your logic is flawed because, again, Colex was an average viewed video, which makes sense given the series ages.
          Both of them are over ten years old and they’ve got nearly as many views as Guts Vs Dimitri and SS Vs MMH in less time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They gave him the infinite book in fight 2, it’s staying

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who would be a good match for him? Any Wormgays out there?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking only as an outsider who's thoroughly enjoyed your doing concise summaries. Eidolon and Alexandria seemed pretty fricking tough. Legend a lot less so.

      I could see Alexandria standing comfortably mid S Class for OPM with the strength of Puri or Tank Top, but the intellect and strategic ability of Child Emperor or Drive Knight. Eidolon is harder to place but he seems like he could roll with Metal Knight, Genos, Tatsumaki or Flashy given the options he has to roll with. Legend by contrast should probably be playing around with mid-low dragon class threats just because he can't 'cheat' like the other two and apply hax in his fight with indestructability and the infinite selection of powers respectively.

      Legend vs MsheU captain marvel?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legend would just have to stay out of her range and I'm pretty sure he's faster than MCU Carol. Could his laser barrage kill her though, that's the question.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eidolon's powers are great in the sense that you don't know what he's about to throw at you until he does and even if you manage to avoid it, he could just recycle and get new different abilities and you'll have to do that again.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    death battle be like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol they don't even need it considering how well their episodes have been doing.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heroes wank will give goku the wi-
    Do you guys realize superman will have the presence sword, the book of destiny, and the anti life equation? Not counting the gorillion hyperbole statements (such as supergirl tanking a billion decibels).
    Goku is ultra mega FRICKED

    • 5 months ago
      LopiBats

      I’m back b***hes. First of all, what frick is this shit. This sort of BS needs to be ignored. And 2nd, there was statement that Superman, Supergirl, and Superboy were the most powerful beings in the omniverse. Which is bullshit. I swear that shit had to be a mistake because it makes no fricking sense. How could anyone take DC seriously? It’s how we get people like Zdarsky fricking up everything.

      • 5 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >there was statement that Superman, Supergirl, and Superboy were the most powerful beings in the omniverse. Which is bullshit.
        To be fair, DC's omniverse is weak.

        • 5 months ago
          LopiBats

          It doesn’t matter. That makes no fricking sense.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to watch Superman win yet again
    Why the frick are they doing this again?

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, they are using joke scans because they know Supes negs the DBverse.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Ah, Son Goku. You seem full of energy today. What's gotten you so excited?"
    >"Oh, a fight? Against who?"
    >"Superman? Yet again?"
    >"HAHAHAHAHA BHAHAHAJAHA BHAHAHAHA. AAA HAHAHAHAHA"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yo it's the cat that shit himself

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He-Man vs Lion-O is still one of my favourite fights.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that episode had some of the best voice acting in the whole series.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely one of the most characterful fights for a long time

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick would win

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman vs goku round three
    Uh oh

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still not a lot of discussion on who would win just conspiracygayging. Xeno/Heroes Goku can win but not against a swanked composite DC herald

    I think it’s 70/30 xenoku but they’ll have it 90/10 the other way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I want Clark to lose, if not solely because it will be the nexus of which his writers will stop pissing on him because GvS2 portrayed him as “too strong to make interesting stories about.”
      Think about it: If Superman loses, people will stop saying that you can’t make games with him because he’s too powerful. People will stop saying that stories don’t work with him because he’s too OP. His public image will shift (hopefully) for the better.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you can make a Goku game you can make a Superman game
        Goku winning is the best outcome for Supermangays

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Acknowledge me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. 🙂

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >batjobber wank

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batjobber bros. No one takes us seriously anymore…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scorpion fighting Batman
      Since when did this happen?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        One minute melee I think.

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaiser vs Black Panther.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaiser's spears could easily pierce T'Challa's suit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which Black Panther? Like comics version? EMH? MCU?

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Gojo is out of the way. It's time to have an episode with the main character.

    • 5 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >Ok Gojo is out of the way.
      He will respawn. trust in the fujobucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      JoGOAT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone thought he was weak because he fought the top 2 in the verse
        >turns out he could've fodderized the whole cast
        Good to see more the respect on his name these days

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gojobber's jobber

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
    EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inseminate?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if Absolute Solver could take control of their tin cans

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt it. Daleks are already a mishmash of organic and metal, and are obsessed with purity. They propably have countermeasures against such

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jobs to Emobot and her BF everytime
        >While the Dalek Destroyed entire advanced civilization for million of years

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jobs to Emobot and her BF everytime
        >While the Dalek Destroyed entire advanced civilization for million of years

        ENTER the one who would solo Absolute Solver, Daleks, and everyone in Death Battle with the Point of View Gun

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku should win solely because it will make the most people itt angry

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOKU WINS SUPERMAN POWER LVL IS 2.7B AND GOKU IN BASE IS 800TRILLOIN BASE GOKU SOLOS

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick kills Goku

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Mercer kills Goku

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>They are going full meta + taking all hyperboles into account. If they feel like it, they'll acknowledge the 36 lys universe and thus making the match one of the biggest stomps of all death battle history. I hope they do it.
    36 lys universe?

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So realistically who actually wins?
    Did anything really change all that much from last time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This time they are using Capsule Corp Goku with Heroes wank which might give him an edge.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well given Goku lost both times I would say they probably give it to Goku as empathy for DBZ fans but at the same time Supes as a character has incredible feats that don't amount to what Goku does, but Goku has other interations of him that might Supercede some versions of Superman,

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean sure but if its just Full-powered Goku vs a weaker version of Superman then whats the point?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are using Infinite Frontier Superman which is basically just another way of saying composite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much a coin toss with the versions they are going with. Heroes Goku might have an edge in additional utility. I think he also cares less about "muh strongest state" when shit has to get done but I could be wrong about that.

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do gokugays actually think they can win or is it just shitposting?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman being limited to Rebirth coupled with Goku being composited has given them hopium.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does Rebirth Superman still beat Heroes and Xeno Goku?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think so. But the point is that Superman isn't getting all his shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No
          Not even close

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Superman is getting Infinite Frontier.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            A continuity where everything is canon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's /dbs/ shitposting outside their general. Soon we will overrun like the last 2 Superman vs Goku death battle videos but with /dbs/ style shitposts this time. Except random words to be CAPITALIZED and weird fetishes to be attributed to different DC characters.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will they melt down when Gokek loses or will they pretend they never brigaded the shit outta here?

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku, Superman and Jesus fuse together as the ultimate archetypical saviour hero
    Who could beat them?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kick superfa- WAIT A MINUTE
      WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SEEN THIS POST BEFORE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        OUR HERO ANON
        So powerful he compels you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judge Holden?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duryodhana, probably

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun little detail I noticed with Rick vs The Doc that I'll actually give Death battle props for is they managed to keep The Doctor more of a pacifist in the fight.

    Everything The Doctor did was either just tricking Rick or Self Defense, he didn't try to attack Rick once, much better job than Aang

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman? Weak and hardly worth Goku's time.

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAH UNCLE GOKU I WILL AVENGE YOU

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with the suggested media? Are they gonna make this a 2nd gag episode?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We haven’t even had one gag episode yet bro. Scooby Vs Courage was a normal fight.

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WB knows what's up. They own both DC and DB.
      Of course they're going to throw this bone to Dragon Ball fans

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/dbs/ out of the fricking nowhere
    Your mind has been warpes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zenob***h is an ESL
      Frieza will kill this b***h!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I warp
        You warpes
        He/She/Xhe warp
        Wes warps
        Them warpoos
        Hem/Shem/Xhem warparoo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario's victim btw.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kirby fodder fyi
            >T. Fricks more then any incel in these threads

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kirby fodder fyi
            >T. Fricks more then any incel in these threads

            >tendie samegay melty
            Funny

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              samef-ACK!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >feels called out
                Yup yup.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fanfiction
                Sonic stomped the plumber in Smash (canon btw)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Couldn't even outrun Pikachu in Smash (canon btw)
                KEK Kirby's victim

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's the fastest character in the game

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                sonic definitely loses bro hes definitely town level bro hahahaha i love nintendo hahahahahaa (you start shitting and crying, a nametag slips out of your pocket. on it reads "Speedy")

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the fight Deadpool created with the continuity gem in Deadpool vs Mask

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A-are we getting Gaara vs Toph 2?

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I legit just see Superman winning again because Death Battle still isn't touching shit like Dimensional tiering. So I'm guessing it's going to play out like this

    >Both Characters have shown feats where they're both Infinitely Strong and Fast so stats don't matter
    >It all came down to their abilities
    >Superman gets the win because he used his Abilities along with his Smarts and Experience to score a kill first

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, cause FodDerC will get stomped by your average shonen if we use dimensional tiering.

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely starting to think this MU is a big bait and switch stunt given basically the whole team were talking about how "controversial" it was gonna be and the media guide just being a collection of shitposts. Probably something gay to do with the cipher wheel and "reality breaking" in lore. Either an entire new matchup or something like Evolution Goku VS N64 Superman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, there's so many problems with just the preview,

      The music was just bad, they didn't even make it clear that they're making a trilogy of a very toxic debate that has been an issue for over 20+ years,

      and they're sacrificing a good MU like Galactus vs Unicron or Simon vs Kyle for a shitty MU that'll just get them views,

      ?t=1299

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Definitely starting to think this MU is a big bait and switch stunt
      We already know that Death Battle and Rooster Teeth are declining, so of course they are getting more clickbait than ever. They cannot even profit from RWBY anymore because newer seasons have not being approved, which means no reason to pay subscriptions, less traffic, and no profit. And new RWBY episodes aren't getting greenlit because the show gradually lost most of its fans after Monty's passing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, there's so many problems with just the preview,

      The music was just bad, they didn't even make it clear that they're making a trilogy of a very toxic debate that has been an issue for over 20+ years,

      and they're sacrificing a good MU like Galactus vs Unicron or Simon vs Kyle for a shitty MU that'll just get them views,

      ?t=1299

      >Death Battle is so shit people are making up crackpot conspiracies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just get so emotional when its a DBZ MU, I kept fighting the Transformers gays om here and shilling for Frieza to win,

        my heart was beating out of my chest throughout the whole fight lol again, I don't care about the outcome, but its obviously a cashgrab fight for money and views

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, it's obviously a cashgrab desperate for views. I just doubt it's some sort of crazy conspiracy where they're actually trolling everyone. I genuinely think they're just this moronic and this inept.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s called autism, anon

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Solos nu52 Justice League
    Nothing personal kids.

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad the coolest guy won his fight.

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL.

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what's word on the poll? Has it been closed yet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratosura is slamming at 48% of the votes. The poll is probably gonna close soon, if it hasn’t already.

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the biggest frauds of deathbattle?
    I think Makima, Saitama, Rick and Homelander are all very up there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rick
      >Homelander
      Nobody was hyping them up though, everyone knew they would lose. Kratos is the bigger fraud.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t even think you know what fraud means. I think you just wanted an excuse to post a discord meme, so you should return to that place.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALUCARD! DOOMGUY!

      EAT MY TURDS b***hES

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna see more adult cartoon characters like Rick on DB. Serious enough to get perma killed, but outrageous enough to have insane weapons and feats. I know Stan vs Archer is never ever, so probably someone like Brock Samson or Bender would be cool to see.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stan Vs Archer is a never ever
      The only person who doesn’t like it is Sam, and I don’t even know what he does, but he sure as hell isn’t in any position to shoot down matchups. If he was then Peter Vs Homer wouldn’t have made it onto the tournament in the first place.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam is one of the producers and listed as "Channel Manager"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So he cashes cheques for being Chad's homie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the other guys said they liked it. Doubt it'll happen anytime soon, but I'd rather see Stan on DB before Peter vs Homer. I like American Dad way more than Family Guy plus that fight already happened officially.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spear and Fang, but only if they get the proper matchup and not forced Marvelshit

  106. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be kino if Goku and Superman ended with a tie who eventually become friend after the fight?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Goku needs the W, but it would be great to have Supes not die and Goku gives him Chi like Frieza

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