Death Battle

Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE IMP OF THE PANDORICA
    THE SHADOW OF THE VALEYARD
    THE BEAST OF TRENZALOR
    THE BUTCHER OF SKULLMOON
    THE LAST TREE OF GARSENNON
    THE DESTROYER OF SKARO
    THE ONCOMING STORM

    HE IS THE DOCTOR OF WAR

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys we did a mistake
      >By featuring GODtor, we have summoned the WHOscholars who will ENLIGHTEN our audience of TRVE powerscaling
      >If our calculations are correct, calculating strenght as TNT and pulling math out of our asses won't be enough to satisfy them for even one more season
      >...
      >Ok, cancel Light vs Columbo, we need to do a quick rehash to pull our cattle back from Time Vortex
      >And if that doesn't work, invite Chris Chibnall to research team

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jiren posting
        Ban.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be kino if Goku and Superman ended with a tie who eventually become friend after the fight?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Nobody likes a copout

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, this is a desperate attempt to get views.

      It's likely people will call for hypocresy after what happened in the second episode.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hate DC because it's an overrated fodder verse
    >Don't want Goku to win either because hispanics are obnoxious
    Yikes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spics seethe is always entertaining so I'm rooting for the 3-0

  4. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Explain what I’m looking at?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Scooby
    Son Goku
    Clark Kent
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (same as Megatron, super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Megatron (outstats and tanks all of Gojo's arsenal, kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Vader (force bypasses limitless)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >High diff tier
    Chosen Undead (he outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, but lacks ways to go around Limitless and UV. Silence + his speed can give him the chance to land a killing blow, But Gojo can heal himself. CU's immortality will be hard for Gojo to overcome, and while Gojo can't run naturally out of Energy there is a chance the lack of food and sleep frick him over. Still It's likely Gojo wins more often than not)
    >Mid diff tier
    Makima
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
    Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt Gojo)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (unless he enters Gojo's anus and gets big again I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (angry big sword man can't really do anything against him)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >megatron has outerversal feats so he should be no diff
      >atom was stated to be universal so that gets him above gojo imo (but idk anything about him so im probab Wrong)
      > vader is too OP (lightsaber, force choke, precognition, he can just fricking obliterate people in the comics) and has tanked mind hax before so he should be a bit higher
      > the chosen undead is WAY too powerful for gojo (universal, but I’ve heard outerversal before so it’s debatable) and should honestly be in the low diff to no diff tier tbh
      > makima beats gojo tbh (can bypass infinity, mind hax, too many devils to utilize, and gojo is a japenese citizen, verse has better scaling)
      Besides that its a spot on list anon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >megatron has outerversal feats so he should be no diff
        Thanks for letting me know anon!
        >atom was stated to be universal so that gets him above gojo imo
        It wouldn't surprise me if he has some extreme feats on his comics, honestly I also don't know much about him so I'll take your word for it.
        >vader is too OP (lightsaber, force choke, precognition, he can just fricking obliterate people in the comics) and has tanked mind hax before so he should be a bit higher
        I was also thinking about that, realistically Vader could end the fight instantly by crushing his lungs, or just cut off his powers completely by targeting his brain (if he can crush lungs I don't think it is too far fetched for him to crush a brain) but I didn't knew he has a resistance against mind Hax.
        >the chosen undead is WAY too powerful for gojo (universal, but I’ve heard outerversal before so it’s debatable) and should honestly be in the low diff to no diff tier tbh
        The main reason for him to be there is because I couldn't think about any good counters CU could have against either limitless or UV (he has the Silence thing but that is a little unreliable).
        But if He outclasses Gojo so much the undead could easily just make Gojo die of exhaustion, we know his output of Cursed Energy is reduced when his body and brain are under heavy stress and since CU only way to lose is by becoming a hollow that could mean after a long enough battle Gojo would be unable to hurt the chosen Undead.

        Still I don't want to put him on "no diff" until I an sure CU can end the battle, you know... Without effort.
        > makima beats gojo tbh (can bypass infinity, mind hax, too many devils to utilize, and gojo is a japenese citizen, verse has better scaling)
        While I agree with you I rather stick to the DB verdict to avoid unnecessary and meaningless arguments, most Gojo Vs Makima arguments end up being just arguments about interpretation and vague shit like "intent".

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Makima beating gojo
          That's wrong, but simps will keep arguing otherwise.
          >Chosen undead
          Cursed energy is something that is classified as stemming from negative energy within the gut. Would that count as magic? Gojo uses reverse cursed technique to heal himself so if ce was cut off then he wouldn't be able to heal himself.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gojo uses reverse cursed technique to heal himself so if ce was cut off then he wouldn't be able to heal himself.
            The thing is that Gojo's Eyes reduce his use of Cursed Energy to the point he regenerates more than what he spends maintaining limitless and healing his brain constantly.
            Damage and exhaustion can lower his output, but as for actual CE he will technically still have enough to at least defend himself.
            For Gojo to run out of energy someone should either drain it from him or blow up his brain.

            But we know that if he ends up without any Cursed Energy he is as vulnerable as a normal human, a very fit and durable Human but still human.
            I only played Dark souls 2 and I don't remember if in that game there was any magic draining weapon or something, I doubt it since there is no mana on DS2 as Far as I remember.
            Maybe in other Games?
            >Would that count as magic?
            If we consider the magic from DS a different energy source from the one in JJK then Gojo's domain is useless (it can't target things without Cursed energy) and by that logic Gojo practically loses against almost all the combatants of this season (and it's more fun to come up with ways for different characters to work around Gojo's Hax anyways)

            So yeah, we should consider it magic, anything that interacts with Magic in DS should be able to affect cursed energy or techniques.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it can't target things without Cursed energy
              NTA but to clear this up, domains can still work if it is AOE. Gojo's domain is designed to affect everything inside except for whoever is making contact with him. His sure hit isn't like other domains where an attack spawns on top of you (giving you time to block it with counter energy), the info dump just floods you immediately.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                In JJK everything is explained to excruciating detail anon, if Gojo's domain had these qualities there should be a direct statement about it.
                So far the only domain that has affected things without Cursed Energy is Sukuna's Malevolent shrine, and that's because his domain lacks a barrier and instead spams dismantle on everything inside it's effective zone. But it still needs to detect CE to use Cleave on someone.
                >can still work if it is AOE. Gojo's domain is designed to affect everything inside
                This is General stuff all domains have, all domains are AOE and affect Inmediately anything inside with the sure hit unless they have a domain of their own.

                What we do know about Gojo's domain is that, as you said, touching Gojo excludes you from the sure hit effect, and the fact that Gojo can't selectively exclude or target individuals inside his domain (as evidenced when he needed to use a 0.2 second domain to avoid collateral damage)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No such thing as outerversal

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        back to plebbit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Light
      Uh I'm not sure what gojo can do about the death note especially considering light can just write in a custom death if gojo uses rct. It depends on how you think gojo interacts with shit like cursed speech.
      >Columbo
      Normal guy with a gun.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are Goku and Superman going on the "they can destroy the planet Gojo is standing on so they win" logic, or do they actually have something that can hurt him?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gojo died to a half braindead battle autist "cutting" the space Gojo was, and you think Goku and Superman wouldn't be able to walk over and flick him into paste?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku can just teleport or outspeed him

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know much about superman's specific powers, but since he can just blow the planet and Gojo can't really hurt him it's safe to say he no diffs.

        Now Goku is actually an interesting one, if we discard the boring "planet goes boom" argument. By himself Goku lacks any means to bypass limitless, even with his massive speed advantage since Limitless is automatic, so surprise attacks will not work.
        Moreover he also lacks a good defense against UV, but he can actually counter it with Ultra instinct. So even without using planet busting power Goku could just try fight Gojo with just his martial arts inside his domain, as his body would move on it's own ignoring his mind. And since he is faster than Gojo the second he lands a hit he will be free from UV's effects.

        But if you want a more easy, and boring, explanation then DB characters can overpower Hax I'd their power level is high enough.
        But it's more interesting imagining a hand to hand fight between Goku and Gojo inside unlimited void.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Limitless would have a speed cap

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean by a speed cap?
            I guess if a character can run faster than infinity (flash or Archie Sonic for an easy example) they could bypass Gojo's Hax with ease.
            But I don't think Goku is that fast, or at least Canon manga Goku, Maybe Heroes Goku has some crazy shit like that.

            Goku has telekinesis, he just crushes Gojo without moving, and Gojo is nearly infinitely slower than Goku so UV would never land unless Goku stands still on purpose

            I didn't know Goku had telekinesis, that's another of his many Wincons.
            >UV would never land unless Goku stands still on purpose
            That's a very Goku thing to do, specially against someone that doesn't really threaten him like Gojo.

            >Telekinesis
            Doesn't this just hard counter Limitless? How exactly would it stop an attack that originates on Gojo? There's no infinite slowdown frickery when the start point is already the end

            Any attack that originates inside Gojo or somehow affects space itself can counter limitless.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gojo would need time to set the space between him and the attack

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Limitless is automatic, It blocks shit even if Gojo is not aware of it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why isn't he floating

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku has telekinesis, he just crushes Gojo without moving, and Gojo is nearly infinitely slower than Goku so UV would never land unless Goku stands still on purpose

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Goku probably would if you told him you were going to show him your best move...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Telekinesis
            Doesn't this just hard counter Limitless? How exactly would it stop an attack that originates on Gojo? There's no infinite slowdown frickery when the start point is already the end

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cuckold Spider-Man is actually la Based

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heh, hehehehe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      post what happens to the kids

  7. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Wtf is this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Jimmy Olsen issue thrown in a Superman issue.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you like a jellybaby

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku won that rap battle.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who care he’s the worlds worst sore loser.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a neat fricking wig not gonna lie

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are they using CC Goku or Xeno?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cee cee

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question isn't Xeno Goku also Heroes Goku?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ther are two Heroes Goku. Xeno Goku and CC Goku.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but Xeno Goku has access to SSJ4.
      And then as the other guy said, there's another Heroes Goku the fans dub CC Goku for Capsule Corp.
      Xeno Goku experienced DB, DBZ, some of the movies, and GT while he aligns himself with the Time Patrol going around basically being a time cop
      CC Goku experienced pretty much everything in the anime except for GT, but this Goku aligned himself with Capsule Corp because Super Dragon Ball Heroesputs a big emphasis on the demon realm, but more "Secret Wars" if you get what I'msaying.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still can't believe DB retconned away NoLimitsman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo is still there

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the guy who dies if you just swipe slightly hard in his direction?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Definitely starting to think this MU is a big bait and switch stunt
    Best case scenario it's a true bati and switch and it's actually a Goku and Superman team up against some entity.

    But what single character can fight what is effectively a Composite Goku and a Semi-Composite Superman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say. His. Name.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could he solo the entire New 52 Justice League?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Aquaman would kill him and Batman would be mad till he realized she's not a Gotham villain.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duh. The Justice League isn't even Moon-level with their combined strength.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Damian wayne speed blitzes and one shots (with sword without it hes fodder to saibaman)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure most Xeno characters clap the Justice Leauges cheeks, only the very utmost top tiers of capeshit can beat them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"We have King Crimson at home"
      >King Crimson at home:

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    these threads have made we want to watch Rick and Morty because of the stupid ass moronis shit

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=112
    Rick was fricked since day 1

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hell does Columbo vs Light even have that puts it at Finale level?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing, that's why it's not going to be the final

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The autism of swan.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. Like there is no way light could defeat columbo, it's not a fair fight at all. If columbo somehow lost it would be actual character assassination

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why else do you think Speedy wants this MU more than anything? Do you think he would shill the MU if Columbo lost?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedy wants Walter white vs light yagami. It's swan that's going for it so hard which is funny.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          My God, we’ve come full circle. People have been shitposting about Speedy so much that they’re now projecting other team members’ flaws onto him. Swan is the one who wants Light Vs Columbo.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speedy wants Walter white vs light yagami. It's swan that's going for it so hard which is funny.

            >It's Swan who wants Columbo vs Light
            Okay, I've made an honest mistake. My L. But that still doesn't change the fact that most of the death battle crew wants to marry off Light to some of his most bizarre MUs.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's really odd, yeah. Cucking light of his legacy (lelouch) and currently most popular (Walter) for something a team member likes instead. It's clear that they're just feeding him to whatever character they like at the moment.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically why would you want Light to fight Loldouche. Either Light gets controlled immediately or he gets crushed immediately, there’s no inbetween. The fight would work if it was a mystery and like 20-60 minutes long, but in a vs battle sense it’s the equivalent of putting Mike Tyson against a sickly old man who can barely move his arms with a gun.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Light VS Lelouch doesn't work. Light wouldn't know Lelouch's name offhand and Lelouch can just go "have a nice day my dude". That's it.

                Alternatively you got Lelouch in a fricking mecha vs Light in...I dunno a helicopter? The only way Light can do anything is if he gets a head start while being handed the name.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like there is no way Columbo could defeat Light, it's not a fair fight at all. If Light somehow lost it would be actual character assassination
        FIFY

        Has any episode ended with a TKO? Like the winner can't kill the loser but they could trap/incapacitate/seal them?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who would you slot in instead?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chart made by secondaries
          A detective that I would actually like light to face off against would be Connor from Detroit Become human. Would be absolute kino.

          Light can't fight so he loses all of his matches if it's a random encounter besides maybe junko enoshima who will get fed to the joker instead.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone without supernatural powers couldn't solve it because you can't trace it to a Japanese teenager. Zero evidence.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie did you watch death note that's exactly what they do

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            L doesn't have supernatural powers and he mentally dominated Light at every single point in Death Note until Light cheated in 5 different ways to get a shinigami to kill L and herself for him.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Autism isn't a supernatural power

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if you did trace it to light, at best you would have to assume that he's working with someone else who is doing the kills for him and you would have to make a giant headcanon as for how it all works.

            Most normal detectives would assume light is just feeding information to some agency like mossad or the CIA. Only schizos or genuine nutcases would assume light actually has genuine power.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being such a nonreader that you effectively just say frick it and completely rewrite the story of the thing you’re trying to rep. Do you think L had a Shinigami by his side or something? THIS is your average Light Vs [insert character you don’t want Light to fight here] fan, a fool who doesn’t even know the basics of Death Note.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if you did trace it to light, at best you would have to assume that he's working with someone else who is doing the kills for him and you would have to make a giant headcanon as for how it all works.

            Most normal detectives would assume light is just feeding information to some agency like mossad or the CIA. Only schizos or genuine nutcases would assume light actually has genuine power.

            Imagine being such a nonreader that you effectively just say frick it and completely rewrite the story of the thing you’re trying to rep. Do you think L had a Shinigami by his side or something? THIS is your average Light Vs [insert character you don’t want Light to fight here] fan, a fool who doesn’t even know the basics of Death Note.

            I'll tell you how any detective worth their salt backtracks Light's kills because Light filled DOZENS of pages at the very beginning. Our detective would find the shinjuku incident that the police conveniently wrote off as "unrelated" LMAO for the plot. Which puts immediately places him in Japan.

            The time the killings occur would make any detective with pattern recognizing intuit that he does this during student or at the very least part time off hours. Narrowing down suspects to someone young, after this like in the show light sees the case file and changes his mode of killing. Any detective worth their salt would think it's weird that the minute they realize he's a student he SUDDENLY changes his kill method despite doing things so methodically before.

            They then would deduce he has access to the Kira case which means he's a student with access to confidential information. Which means he's related to someone in law enforcement which narrows it down further. GG light is now in the mix by his own hand.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly. L catching the whiff of Kira’s trail wasn’t done by pure dumb luck, Light was just a fricking brainlet who made himself too obvious. If LIGHT didn’t have a supernatural butt buddy keeping his ass safe, he would’ve gotten caught three times over. The only one who can’t do anything without an otherworldly assist is Kira.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only reason L didn't catch Light was because he never once did what every detective does. Break into someone's house on their own and search every square inch with their OWN perception. L always hung back and let others do things in a way that let him take the back seat.

                >Head canon
                Good luck establishing the method of killing. At best light is assumed to be feeding information to someone and is just left with his scholarly tools at hand...

                >good luck establishing the method of killing
                Anon the ENTIRE world leaders got together to talk about the fact that criminals were dying due to heart attacks because light was not mixing it up. That's how the task forces got assembled in the first place did you watch/read death note?...

                Moreover what I was specifically referring to was that when Light was found out to be a student he started killing criminals every hour on the hour. I should've clarified he wasn't changing the METHOD of killing more so the TIME of the kills to try to contradict the student schedule.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everybody was discussing it
                And why would they assume that a student has a supernatural notebook that kills people? It's far more likely that it's a government psyop instead with light possibly playing a role in it. L just got lucky with his hunch. That's it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why wouldn't the government assume it was a government psyop

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A psyop done by another government
                This was an important plot point of manga.

                They wouldn't assume it was a notebook. Did you watch death note? They just knew light needed a name and a face that's it. It wasn't till they got a hold of it and experimented on it that they found out it was a magic book that lets you see a Shinigami. Which they considered in the anime more than enough evidence.

                Which was all part of light's plan. Infact, the assumption that a name was needed would have eventually fallen if it hadn't been for light's plan to get closer to L. Why would you assume that you need a name to kill someone? You don't need a name to shoot someone dead. If Light had just let the FBI pass him by, he would have been just fine which is acknowledged in the manga. However, because of his initiative to kill L, he let them discover the death note which ended up benefiting him.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They assumed you need a name and a face to kill someone because people who were broadcasted name only didn't die. That was the first premise L started with. The lind L tailor stunt was just to confirm his hunch.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But why would the name be a genuine requirement to get the kill? That leans into the supernatural side of things which is course lends itself to a bunch of wacky interpretations.
                >Lind l Taylor
                Which immediately prompted the assumption that an advanced weapon was being used to commit the kills. Light can just keep the death note going on with that 30 day rule and eventually he would be let go.
                >Does light actually lose any of his matches
                Actually yes. A good bit of them due to his ego and need to prove himself superior to others. I just think it's more interesting for light to lose because of his character rather than just "um well this detective is going to act the exame same as L" and other head canon. It enables for a better character dynamic that way.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They wouldn't assume it was a notebook. Did you watch death note? They just knew light needed a name and a face that's it. It wasn't till they got a hold of it and experimented on it that they found out it was a magic book that lets you see a Shinigami. Which they considered in the anime more than enough evidence.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Head canon
              Good luck establishing the method of killing. At best light is assumed to be feeding information to someone and is just left with his scholarly tools at hand...

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick is a nondescript notebook held by a completely ordinary person evidence.
              He isn't anywhere near the scene of the killings.
              How do they even trace him?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pitch black book with the words DEATH NOTE scratched into it
                >Has instructions on how to use it to KILL people with magic
                >Touching it lets you see a giant, gangly demon
                I dunno dude. I guess there’s just no way to connect the literal murder book with the names of every single victim, even the ones whose deaths weren’t public or people who weren’t criminals, to the guy holding the book. Oh well I guess Light wins all of his detective based matchups on the account of everyone being lobotomized. Seriously, do the people defending Liggt know anything about the anime he’s from? I swear it’s like you’re defending the IDEA of Kira.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disco Elysium dude

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harry easily. It'd by far be the funniest and most entertaining both due to Harry's schizo bullshit, the potential name problem, and Light being absolutely flabbergasted at the guy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you solve the Kira case without understanding the mechanics of the death note? Only way I could see it if you had supernatural abilities like Joseph Joestars hermit purple to just give you a photo of Light, but half of those people dont have any abilities.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read this post. Light was not being discreet at all with heart attacks in the beginning. It got the attention of every world leader and all police organizations on earth which caused the task forces to be formed.

            [...]
            [...]

            I'll tell you how any detective worth their salt backtracks Light's kills because Light filled DOZENS of pages at the very beginning. Our detective would find the shinjuku incident that the police conveniently wrote off as "unrelated" LMAO for the plot. Which puts immediately places him in Japan.

            The time the killings occur would make any detective with pattern recognizing intuit that he does this during student or at the very least part time off hours. Narrowing down suspects to someone young, after this like in the show light sees the case file and changes his mode of killing. Any detective worth their salt would think it's weird that the minute they realize he's a student he SUDDENLY changes his kill method despite doing things so methodically before.

            They then would deduce he has access to the Kira case which means he's a student with access to confidential information. Which means he's related to someone in law enforcement which narrows it down further. GG light is now in the mix by his own hand.

            Why the frick is a nondescript notebook held by a completely ordinary person evidence.
            He isn't anywhere near the scene of the killings.
            How do they even trace him?

            Why is it evidence? I don't know the fact that in the book it says the human who's name is written in his book dies. Then a mere test drive would prove it can kill, not to mention when you touch the notebook you can see the Shinigami.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              How would they even catch onto that in the first place?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie maybe watch the show before asking questions

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because light was filling dozens of pages with names. If suddenly 30+ criminals died seconds in between each other you would have pause. That's why the task force was formed.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But how would you trace it to a book held by some teenager?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please read the post I'm quoting so I don't have to type this all again lmfao.

                [...]
                [...]

                I'll tell you how any detective worth their salt backtracks Light's kills because Light filled DOZENS of pages at the very beginning. Our detective would find the shinjuku incident that the police conveniently wrote off as "unrelated" LMAO for the plot. Which puts immediately places him in Japan.

                The time the killings occur would make any detective with pattern recognizing intuit that he does this during student or at the very least part time off hours. Narrowing down suspects to someone young, after this like in the show light sees the case file and changes his mode of killing. Any detective worth their salt would think it's weird that the minute they realize he's a student he SUDDENLY changes his kill method despite doing things so methodically before.

                They then would deduce he has access to the Kira case which means he's a student with access to confidential information. Which means he's related to someone in law enforcement which narrows it down further. GG light is now in the mix by his own hand.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would you FIND the book to begin with? Hell, why even Japan?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How would you even find it?
                You don't. Most arguments against Kira revolfe around everyone acting the exact same as L when L himself admitted he got lucky with his "assumptions" having almost been tossed out during the manga not to mention he had the support of Interpol which explains itself.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to act like L. The entire world was already onto the pattern of heart attacks lol. If you know crooks are dying of heart attacks by the dozens every single day seconds apart from each other you would simply ask "when and how did this start" like any detective would. and backtrack from there

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the problem is the weapon. The most rational explanation is that something high tech is being used. You wouldn't assume something like "omg it's a fricking witch or psychic". L needed to be proved it was the paranormal when he saw a shinigami for the first time ever

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon because the shinjuku incident took place in the kanto region of japan. Light's first kill where a guy dies of a heart attack live on tv? the one the police conveniently wrote off as "unrelated"

                When any of our detectives with pattern recognition skills looks into the time of deaths they'll realize they take place during part time or high school off hours narrowing it down to someone young.

                Then light catches wind of this because he was peeking at the kira case (this is exactly how it plays out in the anime) and changes the kills to every hour on the hour. Any detective with good instincts will find it funny that after MONTHS of doing it one specific way he suddenly changes it as if to contradict that he's a student. Which much like L's deduction means he has access to police info.

                Much like the anime L said there was only 130 something police working the kira case who would HAVE the kira files which narrows it down to the family of one of those officers.

                Now when it comes to investigating them any sherlock holmes style detective would just break into light's house while he's at school and find the notebook hidden under his trap and disarm it.

                >how would he know the death note is anything
                because it says DEATH NOTE and has specific rules on how it kills people and it lets you see the Shinigami next to light. You simply then have to test the notebook to prove it's legit. And also because light went to such great lengths to hide it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you backtrack to where the Kira deaths, which are all the same, started, which is with a criminal who was never reported outside of a single prefecture in Japan.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Monk not being able to solve it
          >No Shawn Spencer
          Shit list

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Columbo should have battled Magnum instead of a jobber like Light if they wanted a real finale.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    actual frauds of Death Battle
    >Scarlet Witch
    >Black Adam
    >Batman
    >Lex Luthor
    >Son Goku (if he loses again)
    >Superman (if he loses)
    >Doctor strange
    >Hulk
    >Ben 10

    Am I missing someone?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dante, DMCucks can't accept that Bayo can solo everything in his series

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayonetta gay still hasn't let go
        I hope you enjoy Viola.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        actual frauds of Death Battle
        >Scarlet Witch
        >Black Adam
        >Batman
        >Lex Luthor
        >Son Goku (if he loses again)
        >Superman (if he loses)
        >Doctor strange
        >Hulk
        >Ben 10

        Am I missing someone?

        >Clarification on Dante
        Lore texts of dubious origin, which stated that DMC's setting was 9D, haven't been found again on Peak of Combat's more accesible and updated versions. Either Capcom called out the non-sensical wank that contradicted the mainline games or DMC gays were making them up all this time. After months of searching for those texts, the entire setting has been demoted. DMCgays have been lying to us and spreading lies... Not like some of us didn't see that coming, since the only game fraud bigger than him is Kratos.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante, DMCucks can't accept that Bayo can solo everything in his series
        Not really a high bar to solo DMC.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alucard
      >Vegetta
      >Bill
      >Killua
      >Yang
      I also want to say miss marvel but she is more of a jobber than a fraud.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, Swank.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alucard
        >When the editor knew that the matchup was so rigged. He showed DIO doing the opposite of what was said.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of these people are frauds
      now go back to discord

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys think we'll ever see FOTNS on the show again? A new anime for it was announced a couple months ago, that might be a good enough excuse to bring it back.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theyve always got Raoh, and while he would have been better against Akuma, they could throw him with Yujiro (as if they'll ever touch Baki with fan-translations)

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ht is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
    they must be realy desperate to try to beat on this dead horse AGAIN

    will they finaly talk about superman biggest weakness?
    sharp bones!

    since everytime superman gets seriously hurt in comics is related to shaper bone use

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care, I think people should boycott this stupid rematch rematch. Otherwise watch we’ll end up having a rematch rematch rematch later.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is easily tricked.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah unlike this master tactician.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about it?
        its a better disquise than some glasses

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Referring to the kick stupid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah unlike this master tactician.

      *Ahem*

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We get it you’re trans.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never said I'm a /dbs/ poster.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No but you’re clearly some kind of gay if you’re a Naruto fan.

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      It always amuses me how inconsistent Injustice Superman is in the comics, but OP as hell in the movie and games.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we keep returning to these pathetic fools? Superman? Son Goku? Nobody cares about them anymore. What the people want.. is REAL STRENGTH!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Turns off your Gate of Babylon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mommy

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be a good match for.. the GINYU FORCE?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Smith family

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prism Rangers?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      akatsuki

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we all agree the upcoming episode is a cash grab, right?

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more iconic duo

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're so afraid they migrated to a Boruto thread
    I see now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually being in a boruto thread
      I thought they cancelled that and were doing Naruto anime episodes again instead.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boruto is way better than Invincible.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Love Both Goku and Superman
    >Will Go "Neat" if Goku wins this time
    >Will admittedly fricking die laughing if Superman 3-0 him
    >Would love a draw Friendship scenario but sadly Scooby vs Courage already did it

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice edit, here’s canon of Goku never kissing ChiChi.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        explain this

        >ht is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
        they must be realy desperate to try to beat on this dead horse AGAIN

        will they finaly talk about superman biggest weakness?
        sharp bones!

        since everytime superman gets seriously hurt in comics is related to shaper bone use

        is that one an edit too?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dragon Ball S*per
        >Traceotaro
        >posts fanfic as "evidence"
        Pathetic DC fan boy.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the manga by the creator of Dragonball if you call that filler, than you admit that ultra instinct and every feat he gets from super is also filler and non canon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's toyorato, not toriyama

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but that means none of the super feats would be cannon ether no ultra instinct no hint spirit Goku. No god no blue.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gif
          more evidence dragon ball daima is canon and toriyama threw non-canon super toyotaro fanfiction in the trash.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The kissing scene is in the DBS anime tho

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The kissing scene is in the DBS anime tho
              where

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't even watch the series he shitposts about

                ?si=GnfJLSXW9T6xijXX&t=44

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                't even watch the series he shitposts about
                But enough about you. I thought you meant a scene OTHER than the one that proves that super is non-canon trash which is literally this scene. Thanks for contradicting yourself.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you even talking about? I'm responding to the part calling it 'Toyotaro fanfiction' when the DBS Anime (not written by Toyotaro) has the scene.

                Good god you are one illiterate homosexual.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What the frick are you even talking about? I'm responding to the part calling it 'Toyotaro fanfiction' when the DBS Anime (not written by Toyotaro) has the scene.
                We're talking about both the manga and the anime being fanfiction. Which both have the scene, moron. Manga also adds things not even in the anime. So it's turbo fanfiction.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not fanfiction. it's a retcon and most importantly it's CANON to your b***hass!!!!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                enough.
                DAIMA.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                do we know if any of the villains or characters from other universes also got aged down?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Daipa
                Filler until CHADro.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >toriyama testing the waters until daima episode 20 gets 20 BILLION views worldwide breaking the internet for an entire week and breaking your mindbroken SHITper brain.
                You see? DONE.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Moro is never getting animated

                >DaipaBITCHES already coping because their show is a filler
                KEKAROOOPYY!!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Moro is never getting animated

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just imagine what kind of feats Daima will get.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do I need to spoonfeed your stupid b***hass? The post chain began with posting an image from Toyotaro's manga. The response attributes it to Toyotaro as 'fanfiction' while citing a fricking filler scene from the Z anime that Toriyama has nothing to do with. Then the response to that is citing it as 'Super Toyotaro fanfiction'. So I responded saying that the DBS anime also had the manga scene you dumb homosexuals were talking about to point out Toyotaro didn't author that scene. It's not his invention.

                Here's a trick, if the DBS manga and DBS anime share a scene or plot beats that means it's Toriyama's idea. He gave them napkins with notes and they interpreted those shitty napkin notes in their own ways.

                Goku never kisses Chi-Chi in Toriyama's canonical story. Never. Ever. Anywhere. Toyotaro has no relation to the scene, he's just following the outline Toriyama provided, which the anime followed before him.

                Kindly suck my balls.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts super TARDku not know about kissing while gentlemen DBZku knows them.
                huh?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He forgot because he's a tard after all. Always was and still is.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. toyotaro

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks that Toyotaro will ever leave
                Kek. He is here until he can't draw no more.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                100 years from now, Tacopaco will just be a brain kept alive inside an android body like Dr. Gero, and he'll STILL be shitting out a new chapter of his non-canon SHARTnga where Super Duper Mega Ultra Turbo Instinct Super Saiyan J Infinity Kaio-ken x100000000000000.5 Goku fights Rainbow Frieza while Bejita cries in a corner every single month.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clark gets cucked and has a homosexual son
        >Goku doesn't get cucked and has normal sons
        Okay?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DBS
        >canon

        Oh boy am I laffin

  31. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    This thread sucks ass now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How a fight between Goku Black and Reverse Flash would actually end

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah except it’s reversed because it’s Reverse Flash, so Reverse Flash wins I agree.

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        What is this suppose to prove? We all know capeshit is stupid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah... There's not much left after we ahve seen the peak

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Superman loses then The Doctor will be the most powerful combatant in the shows history.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If Superman loses then The Doctor will be the most powerful combatant in the shows history.
          ...under Popeye, Scooby, and Courage.
          ftfy

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't forgot Spongebob which was declared spongeGOD by Wiz.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest did you really expect them to do this? I know it's easy views but I thought they would've just let it be

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I saw the turtle school gi in the fight reveal at first I thought it would be Krillin or Yamcha. It never crossed my mind that they would be desperate enough to rehash this shit a second time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought for sure they'd bring them both back separately against more hype opponents. Maybe part three after two long series of fights featuring them vs every conceivable opponent - that would be hype af.
      This is just stupid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't expect it to happen now but of course they were going to do Goku and Supes again

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah... There's not much left after we ahve seen the peak

      Could he beat Superman?

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack the Ripper (Fate Apocrypha) vs Invincible (Animated Series)

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Heroes Trunks more busted than CC Goku because of the Key Sword?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but he is still Low Complex Multiverse and has immeasurable speed.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you post this image of your average capeshit writer?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have no counter and I must sneed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SSG Trunks is compared to UIS or even just SSB Goku. UI Goku is far beyond him and then you have the likes of Universe Tree Goku who basically embodies all of spacetime with his power.

      Also, Trunks isn't the only Key Sword wielder. Numerous Time Patrollers can wield it, including both Gokus. It's not a totally unreasonable possibility for them to give Goku it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CC Goku also has a Key Sword

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman (Injustice) vs Spider-Man (MCU)

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least between this and moondoka getting btfo'd in the poll, Sailor Moon is most likely getting FRAUDCHECKED by the Chad Pegasus Seiya.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could Seiya beat Goku?

  39. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Seriously, honest question.
    Why are capeshit writers so damn stupid?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      90+ years of needing to one up themselves and the guys before them.

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        I don't get why DC and Marvel keep hiring these low IQ morons.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Brad Meltzer, NY Times Best-Selling(tm) author, anon.

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            Brad is a fricking moron then.
            HOW could anyone write this and think it's good.
            This is one of the dumbest moments in capeshit history.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That man also wrote fricking IDENTITY CRISIS. In case you have the privilege of not knowing what the frick identity crisis is: here's a nice summary for you (i know it's reddit, but what can ya do)

              https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/11f9bev/dc_comics_lets_wipe_a_smile_off_that_face/

              Dude is an absolute fricking hack.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >superman willingly mind-erasing someone and changing their entire personality

                I can't believe it. A more horrendous take on Superman than death battle's "lol nlf unrelatable boring gary stu"

                No wonder comics are failing when shit like that gets printed and endorsed by marvel/dc. Fricking hell.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, the page in question is from Identity Crisis, so it shouldn't be surprising he wrote it. He also wrote the Lightning Saga, a TV show about a kid becoming President named "Jack & Bobby" and the kid definitely wasn't JFK, and a bunch of "government might be doing shady stuff guys" thrillers. Hack is a very nice way to describe him, but he's still no Chuck Austen.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope Taskmaster kills Slade in this exact manner when death battle gets around to it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a strange thing to hope for.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much of "why can't capeshit writers write" boils down to "they made my favorite super duper character look like trash x amount of times"?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's also Tom King CIA child molester demoralization, anon. And Gabby Rivera.

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            So you like reading stories where nothing makes sense while consistently breaking their own rules?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't take capeshit too seriously as I'm an adult and not a stunted child.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't make his own sense of things
              I knew I smelled b***h itt.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen worse

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            That shit is no where near as bad because they were mindcontrolled by Ivy who didn't know what the frick she was doing.
            Flash with zero mind control ran into a fricking sword that he could see miles away.

            I don't take capeshit too seriously as I'm an adult and not a stunted child.

            Yet you're in a thread of people who take capeshit and manga seriously.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CC Trunks vs Anti Crisis Wonder Woman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait.. I thought GOKU COULDN'T BREATHE IN SPACE?!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        CHADSULE CHADORP CHADku and CHADno CHADku are far beyond the level of SHITper SHITku and Grand TURD SHITku. Petty constraints such as 'oxygen' are irrelevant to their divine omni-extradimensional gigagod power.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the mainline universe he's been able to do that since he fought Beerus in BoG.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anti Crisis Wonder Woman
      Who

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give Gokubros the win. Let them heal, move on, and become better people.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not building character through adversity
      You're not a true Gokubro.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BEGGING

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how he took the announcement...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit I have to debunk those guys.. again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seth the Groomer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hasn't commented on it at all. The last I heard, he had declared himself the unbeatable power level debater and was moving on to greener pastures. Like religion. It looks like he's doing much better in general, which is good.

      Who is this?

      Seth the Programmer.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Superman wins again will we get art of Vegeta welcoming him to the 3-0 club?

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who’s the best matchup for Light Yagami (Death Note)

    >Artemis Fowl ll (Artemis Fowl)
    >Columbo (…)
    >Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
    >Dream (Dream SMP)
    >Eric Cartman (South Park)
    >Gaku Yashiro (Erased)
    >Ghostface (Scream)
    >Goro Akechi (Persona)
    >Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
    >Herbert West (Re:Animator)
    >Hunter Rose (Dark Horse Comics)
    >Jeff the Killer (Creepypasta)
    >Johan Liebert (Monster)
    >John Kramer (SAW)
    >Junko Enoshima (Danganrompa)
    >Kaguya Shinomiya (Love is War)
    >Kanade Uryu (Platinum End)
    >Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)
    >Matpat (The Game Theorists)
    >Monika (DDLC)
    >Raymond Reddington (The Blacklist)
    >Ren Hiyama (Lost Brain)
    >Sherlock Holmes (…)
    >Takagi Fujimaru (Bloody Monday)
    >The Riddler (The Batman)
    >Timmy Turner (Fairy Odd Parents)
    >Tooru (Jojo)
    >Wakaru Mochizuki (Yoru ni Naru to Boku wa)
    >Walter White (Breaking Bad)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Light can't even fight. No his "skirmish" with L doesn't count.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once read a DW/DN crossover fanfic where The Doctor helped L solve the Kira case

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        link?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10470078/1/A-Murderer-and-a-Time-Machine
          always search for the most favorited stories
          they're the most tolerable

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >always search for the most favorited stories
            >they're the most tolerable
            Makes sense.
            >https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10470078/1/A-Murderer-and-a-Time-Machine
            Thanks.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Doctor is one of the few characters imo that are just built for crossover material like Scooby Doo and Stitch

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Professor Layton

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro how did you miss Harry Du Bois

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it didn’t show up when i looked up Light Yagami Matchups, that simple

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you are consulting plebs and children

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be a completely lunatic matchup and I am here for it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could the Ghostbusters bust Ryuk

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matchups like that are unfit for versus discussions because it depends too much on the scenario you create. You can't put Light and say, Lelouch together and make them care about each other without artificially creating a reason for it, which will create non-neutral rules and make it unfit for a "proper" debate. Fanfiction? Sure, it can be fine for that as a speculative thing, but not as some kind of objective judgment.

      It's not like with standard fighting matchups where you can just put two people in a room and see who wins the fight. "Beating" Light doesn't work like that, unless you're going to just make him and another character solve some intellectual puzzles or something. But that's not what people mean when they put Light vs. somebody.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harry from Disco Elysium is objectively his best matchup.

      >Light goes for book
      >[Hand/Eye Coordination - Challenging 12] Light the spirit bomb and launch it at the perp
      >Success
      >Light and the Death Note get set on fire
      >In the fiery inferno you see your tie--coiling around the man's neck. It is no longer horrific, but beautiful and *pure*.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to drop comics and move back to mainstream again. Capeshit made a lot more sense before I started reading the books of this dying industry. DC seems to actually care more about how their characters are presented outside of comics. I'm done.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, better to just read the few gems they put out in the past and then drop everything like the plague.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I highly doubt this is the finale even though I've heard people would love it especially if it's an army battle.

    But I didn't see it in this Death Battle matchup Tournament so I'm confident we'll get it eventually

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic Didn't post

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's only a matter of time until this one happens. Next season, I would imagine.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bowser was robbed against Ganon btw
        >hurr muh Great Deku Tree curse

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We haven't had an army battle since Eggman vs Wiley

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flood win unless demons can't get infected
      Flood v tyranids is much better

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tyranids stomp Flood hard, Tryanids are for the Zerg

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        DOOM demons probably win because they can frick with things in more ways. They can technically possess the flood and have incorporeal options. Hellfire would probably also counter em

        Tyranids stomp Flood hard, Tryanids are for the Zerg

        Doom demons absolutely stomp, the average demon is far, far stronger than any Flood form and they're infinite in number + archviles can endlessly summon/revive more. Not to mention it's highly unlikely the flood can infect them because of their supernatural nature.

        lmao. no.
        Star Roads beat everything.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flood win unless demons can't get infected
      Flood v tyranids is much better

      DOOM demons probably win because they can frick with things in more ways. They can technically possess the flood and have incorporeal options. Hellfire would probably also counter em

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doom demons absolutely stomp, the average demon is far, far stronger than any Flood form and they're infinite in number + archviles can endlessly summon/revive more. Not to mention it's highly unlikely the flood can infect them because of their supernatural nature.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are DOOM demons feats? as far as I can tell they're all just canon fodder. Big canon fodder with big guns but how are they going to stop largescale infection?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually no. They are only cannon fodder to Doom Guy specifically because he has god hax and any weapon he touches no matter how mundane because a demon raping machine.

        In the codex it talks about how a single pinky demon could body armored vehicles and completely beat out entire ARC deployments

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        DOOM demons are actually very broken, it's just that Doomguy is ultra gigachad god king so he makes them look weak. I don't remember all the entries, but I know even a normally non-threatening demon like a Pinky is stated to be able to take on an entire heavy artillery unit to take down a single one. Doom Hunters were stated to have more firepower than an entire tank division, etc. The demons also have overran every single civilization they come in contact with, and humanity in Doom is even more advanced than the one in Halo. They also took over Urdak which is a realm so far ahead of everything else in creation that it was considered heaven.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay. I wanna how many generations did it take for the zenin clan to put in the ten shadows user's manual "okay maybe don't try this one"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good match ups for Mahoraga?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Contessa, Fortuna included

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Connection? Because I really don’t see it. What does a human TASbot have to do with an ever adapting brute monster?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Connection?
            Why does every match need to be limited to some kind of connection?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHA. Stand down there villain or else we will have to do this the hard way.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realistically, how long does he last?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino?

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Speedy started posting here, would you forgive him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 he does post here
      2 forgive him for what
      3 his takes are frick awful and better suited to Dicksword

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        For being a racist, entitled, gaslighting piece of shit.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character can go FTL on pure speed alone
    Wouldnt they just win due to needing infinite energy to do that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      99% of authors know jackshit about physics.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, it always makes me chuckles when DB says character is XFTL when it doesnt matter. Once you can go FTL on pure speed you have infinite everything.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any matchup that ends in a legitimate draw and isn't between two tooners?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sandman vs Crocodile

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomsday and SCP 682

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bobobo VS Uncle Grandpa. It'd just end with them trolling Wiz and Boomstick by becoming the new hosts

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, Bobobo has already defeated opponents with the same schtick as Uncle Grandpa and even opponents that counter all his Hajike shit, besides Uncle Grandpa has no way of effecting Bobobo's hairball meaning he has no way of killing him

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has any episode ended with a TKO? Like the winner can't kill the loser but they could trap/incapacitate/seal them?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starscream

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if this was our SUIT matchup? Who if it's not just a plain business suit?

    Something is telling me this is happening I can feel it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking this will happen instead of Doomguy rematch

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samus stomps Chief. Dread makes her even more OP. No amount of luck is gonna stop Samus from turning Chief into a pile of dust. He also has nothing that Samus has not dealt with before. Even if they allow Cortana and her le haxor skills. It has not stopped Samus before and she can just reboot her suit and that would be the end of that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old Seamus already stomped Chief before Dread where she is now awakened her super ultimate metroid power with chozo scholar DNA letting her control it. The Spartan suit would be completely drained of energy just by being near her at her max power now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need more sexy ladies killing guys, so I approve.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were they losing viewers? Seems like desperation to do this again

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Light vs Comlumbo, or well Light vs anyone really wouldn't suit itself well to a Death Battle, Death Battle is for quick, exciting animations. You couldn't do either series justice by having it be done by the Death Battle team. I'd say just stick to some elaborate fanfiction about it

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets shot 3 times
    >Still wins

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulda used more dakka. Stupid humie!

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I'm not sure why Rick didn't dome him then and there. Was he waiting for the Doctor to bleed out or something?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Doctor has canon plot armor
        Rick was literally forced to listen to him monologuing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        As the other anon said, canon plot armor. Also, he was waiting for the Doctor to undergo regeneration to inflict final death during regeneration.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the direction in the episode was to make it interesting. If they wanted to go by hard facts it would’ve just been the Doctor hitting the moment at the begging and Rick dying right away. Would that have been entertaining? Honestly yes it would’ve but that would just piss Rick fans off and seem spiteful. Hilarious yeah easily but over all not as entertaining and it lacks showing the skills both charecters have.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He told the Doctor to hurry up
        He was waiting for the regeneration cycle to kick

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming this match ever happens, this is the most likely setup
    >Kira is in charge of the kira task force
    >He decides to go after Heisenberg
    >He makes a public announcement that he will kill him
    >Walter gets scared as frick
    >He decides he will get to kira first before kira gets him
    Walter will be season 5 self with all his support and tools. It's a game of cat and mouse.
    >Why not beginning of series light
    Walter has no way of reaching him. It's ironically closer if light is in charge of the kira task force.
    >Why would death battle approach it like this
    This was swan's approach for light vs columbo with columbo having the support of Interpol, which is outside help btw, so a similar approach would be used for Walter vs light.
    >Who wins
    The team will probably think Walter wins considering that they think light is the type of person would write "Heisenberg" right in front of Walt and laugh about it. Yeah I doubt it would be fair to light.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that time we had the Space Battles links for the past 2 weeks, and no one brings up the Greg Bear Flood and the fact that the Flood are one of the more bullshit sci-fi races below only the ones that casually mess with time. Really.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should look into the Bydo Empire.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would The Doctor deal with Makima?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the time lords eliminate all magic in a universe when they enter it? The doctor's presence alone could just erase Makima from existence, and even without that she can't defend against time erasure, or being frozen in time.

      Even if the doctor ends up under her control and Makima tries to use his time Lord powers for herself the TARDIS is a sentient being that could just trap Makima for eternity and help the doctor.

      And this is just what I saw on Death Battle, it's likely the doctor has more overpowered shit I don't know about

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh
        I kinda want to read a chainsaw x doctor who crossover story now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no “magic” in CSM. He’d be getting rid of the concept of Control if he erased her, which means that no one would listen to anyone anymore.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          would that be so bad?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      in character? If so, written by which show runner?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh just go by crossover logic
        and to be specific i mean 10

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see three ways it goes.
          >by crossover logic
          I'll assume same logic DB gave Gojo vs Makima
          1. The doc bumbles his way through via his plot armour (maybe him going on about being last time lord, from the constellation of Kasterborous, 900 years old etc. will make him unable to be controlled) and does some kumbaya shit to make Makima less evil.
          2. The Doc ends up being controlled by Makima, in which case he might become a house elf (again) and use a humanity powered spirit bomb (again). He then says some shit about how humanity's faith and compassion will overcome its fears as Makima dies in the Doctor's arms.
          The Mistress sues Makima afterwards.
          3. Makima ends up pissing the Doctor enough that he goes full Time Lord Victorious and he just yeets her into a black hole or something.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Doctor neutralizing Makima’s contract by using psychic paper to make himself the new Prime Minister of Japan, his first order of business being revoking the citizenship of every person so Makima won’t have any way to transfer attacks

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'd only need four words really.

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, who would even PRESUME to stop them?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku and Mark.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >KAKAROT DO YOUR CHORES!
        >MARK YOU'RE GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOM!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mark
        Bardock murks everyone in Invincible tbh.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said Goku and Mark, Goku takes Bardock. Mark takes Nolan.

          Maybe if it's Xeno Bardock and Nolan with quaternary scaling

          Quatemary scailing?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            scaling to supreme scaling to gladiator scaling to thor. i shit you not i've seen worse albeit not for nolan

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good sir if you have the time could you explain this to me in depth

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, Omni-Man beat this dude named Supreme, another Image comics superhero who was basically an edgy Superman if he started off a human and enhanced by a scientific process. Supreme was known as one of the top dogs in Image and had a crossover with Marvel’s Gladiator, another Superman stand in who can do stuff like fly through red suns and hang around with dudes like Thor in combay

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t forget that an alternate version of Mark kills Spawn…twice. Fricker didn’t break a sweat either, and then Mark goes on to murder the lot of them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Omni-Man fought Mean Supreme to a standstill. That same Supreme was evenly matched with Marvel's Gladiator in another crossover. Gladiator is surprisingly stronger than Thor and much faster

                Interesting.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Omni-Man fought Mean Supreme to a standstill. That same Supreme was evenly matched with Marvel's Gladiator in another crossover. Gladiator is surprisingly stronger than Thor and much faster

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frieza I guess. Viltrumites are just less hairy Saiyans.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if it's Xeno Bardock and Nolan with quaternary scaling

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they'd complement each other nicely. Nolan is more of a physical powerhouse while most Z characters are energy blasters first and brawlers second

  61. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Capeshit strikes again with pure stupidity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I get it? is this guy supposed to not have been phased by this or what?

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        He's the first robin, stalemated Batman in a fight and has gone through worse beatings. He died to...falling on a rock.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am sure the SOLID METAL ROD hitting his temple would have fricked him up more than that rock...

          • 6 months ago
            LopiBats

            The rock killed him

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but the SOLID METAL ROD should have. Not the rock.

              • 6 months ago
                LopiBats

                They changed it to that in the movie.

                Watch this, it makes more sense here despite still being a shit idea what should've never been conceived.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's how he fell on the rock, he broke his neck. an awkward fall can kill you. the rod probably concussed him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most powerful forces in fiction:

      >1. Sun-sama
      >2. Gun-sama
      >3. Rock-sama

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't mind this; he's just a human, humans die like this all the time. Sometimes its just bad luck and I don't think bringing that into a comic is a bad idea

  62. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Does DC have a fetish with snapping the necks of Bat characters?????

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who has better feats, Anon or Redditor

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who is there that goes even against Omni-Man
    It feels like he's in a weird spot where he either stomps or gets stomped

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's bigger on the inside

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she stole an underage timelord

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that timelord has rocked her world for thousands of years

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shartku PIGS need to frick off and leave the fighting to a true Saiyan warrior.

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
    EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mahoraga, adapt to EXTERMINATE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku would job to Gremmy.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw a race of fricking tin cans who likes saying one word over and over solos the HST with ease
    I love Dr Who

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      EXTERMINATE
      EXTERMINATE
      EXTERMINATE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy toonforces them out of existence

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    behond the retconinator
    but you can call it the the demat gun

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO matchup. Shame it is a moneygrab.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku wins the moral compass
      HOLY CANOLLI my hero Goku is so benevolent!

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TARDku vs SuperJOB
    Stand aside.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cellbros???

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    EXTERMINATE

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the daleks erase zeno?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know what Zeno can do.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know what Zeno can do.

      I don't know shit about Daleks but it's stated no one should be capable of killing Zeno, which should make him immune to things like Hakai otherwise saying he can't be killed would make zero sense. If you take that statement at face value it could mean not even beings like Super Shenron (who can warp reality on a low multiversal level) can't do shit to him.

      If we're talking Heroes, Hearts believes he can kill Zeno with the Universe Seed and it's stated multiple times that Fu and Universe Tree Goku should have power capable of killing Zeno. I believe Hearts also claims Gogeta Blue has the strength to defeat Zeno.

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gdmi frick off to Cinemaphile

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bendis is coming
    Ultra, if you're seeing this
    You got me lol

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fully expect some third party to show up to beat bother Superman and Goku at the same time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman: Wait, Why are we fighting again?
      Goku: I dunno...
      [Wiz and Boomstick enter the scene]

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku: Wait, Why are we fighting again?
      Superman: I dunno...
      [SeththeProgrammer enters the scene]

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't he cancelled?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He lost relevancy but he isn't some sort of fairy tale monster that vanishes from existence the moment he's called out for being a shithead.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          But he found God so it's okay.

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku on that absolute GRIND! We farming those Ls.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to Granolah
      >jobs to Gas
      >jobs to Freeza
      >jobs to freaking Vegeta
      >jobbing to Superman
      >his last win (outside of Heroes) was 5 years ago
      Jesus Christ...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember, he lost to Vegeta in the Super Hero movie and didn't beat by himself Broly and Jiren. But supposedly this is composite Goku, so could be worse for him.

        >Dante, DMCucks can't accept that Bayo can solo everything in his series
        Not really a high bar to solo DMC.

        In DMCV, Dante still struggles with house and wall-tier roots. To think there are lunatics that put him above Dragon Ball characters. If Death Battle never dares to fix Dante vs Bayo, at least let the Doomslayer kill him to fix his DB portrayal.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >let vegeta win minigame
          >has surpassed jiren and broly

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't be moronic, they'd never make Dante lose to Doomslayer. Doomslayer jobs to regular doors too anyway.

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman hasn't even used his roid-form yet. Goku has no chance.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Steroids Goku solos.

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GOKU? SUPERMAN? BOTH WILL BE UPGRADED

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what makes Daleks so powerful? Last time I checked they get wrecked by regular guns if you focus on the eyestalk.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omniversal guns, please understand.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They participated in the Great Off-Screen Wars wherein they jiggabozzed sploop demak (esoteric Dalek technology) the multiverse and altered all of history. Here's 27 out of context citations from books sprinkled through the 70's and 80's that have nothing to do with what I just said

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deleted some laws of entropy

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sentrybros....

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A chick Sentry too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        schizo waifu

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sentrybros....

        Frick that. This is the Sentry.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man,Sentry vs Hulk was KINO.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pak! You know that's not true!!!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am trans btw.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats butthole

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you sister. I hate Pak.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me too. Very obnoxious Hulk writer

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you sister. I hate Pak.

                Congrats butthole

                I am trans btw.

                Pak! You know that's not true!!!

                Congrats on being trans.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did you know I'm translucent?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...and trans too?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Transparent? Not yet

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me, it's Thor vs Mangog

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't he in a prison outfit?

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Otto when we most need him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where is Otto when we most need him?
      Likely scared, because many DC characters got nerfed at VsBattles, including all Supermen, while the opposite happened to Xeno Goku. Ever since the fight got announced he barely posts.

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman always win against evil

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pedro Pascal as Superman

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Otto is with us.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amen.
      >Everyone walks out of the church

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't open if you treasure your nose.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is his bulge so big? Halbro btw.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH GOD I SH-

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragon Ball Reddit
    Go back

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bejita trace
      FUNNYROOPY!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true? Shadow the Hedgehog put Prince Vegeta in a trash can?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny but I didn't laugh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >furgay seething at his betters

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not funny

  90. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBdow?
    Jobbed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHADOWBROS IS SHE GOING TO SIT ON US NEXT???

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a guy.

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBdowposting

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JOBdow?
      Jobbed.

      Shadowsisters....

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultimate Lifeform FRICKING DESTROYED by that kid from Sonic X!

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Successful Dragon Ball games where Goku isn't the main villian for shock value - over 40

    Number of gays in all of dragon ball - 1 and is a villian

    Number of successful movies - 24 (bio broly is kinda mid, but still decent)

    Goku also was an official sponsor for the Tokyo Olympics

    times goku has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0

    Times Goku has had to police the entire planet to fulfill some misguided hero complex and abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own damn business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal human would - 0

    times Goku has had to train / learn new techniques / being humble and learning from masters / relied on his friends and support instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to count

    dragon ball series/runs cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0

    Times Goku got buttfricked in jail = 0

    times Goku sacrificed himself for the sake of the planet like a true hero = 2

    Number of homosexual sons Goku has = 0

    Times Goku has been a fricking commie = 0

    Times Goku planned a moronic invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0

    times he has had his ass handed to him to a charity case in a bat costume - 0

    Dragon Ball is the 12th most successful IP of all time
    Superman is the 49th most successful IP of all time

    times goku had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = 0

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      number of death battles won by Goku 0
      number of death battles won by Superman 2 (soon to be 3)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HE IS HERE
      Impossible!! I though that he was dead.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dissing CHADnic
    He's royalty around these parts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tracing drip GODku

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs to a crocodile btw

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow is our hero in this thread, cease any and all propaganda that says otherwise.

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TARDku is getting another Death Battle
    FRICKKKKKKKK!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vegeta gets 3 eps before goku, still complains
      kek

  96. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both of them lose to Uncle Grandpa

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JOBncle JOBndpa
      Fodder.

  97. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mitsuki vs Luffy is the final.

    You're welcome.

  98. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chapulín Colorado on Death Battle when?

  99. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jirenbros…..

    ?feature=shared

  100. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so real talk, which eps that we've had could have legit been season finales? Personally Wally vs Archie Sonic would have been a fine example

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any notable big vidya match (Link VS Cloud or Mario VS Sonic maybe Dante VS Bayo)

      Archie Sonic VS Wally

      Madara VS Aizen (got penumtimate)

      and thats about it not debatably counting Composite Superman VS Composite Goku here which is penultimate

  101. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is good match for Leviathan?

  102. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Listtroon is back

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listroon never left. They just transitioned to being the weird c**t that wants Raphael vs Yang.

  103. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gokubros….

    ?feature=shared

  104. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are now saying Goku loses to Itachi for real. Can you guys stay in this shitty board? Thanks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not telling you. b***h

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          then quit crying

  105. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tick Tock

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH COSMOLOGY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They keep changing shit from match to match so at this point it doesnt really matter what they said

  106. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://imgur.com/a/mEjuuNt

    Can you guys help me find the comic panel where supes says he only knows one person that can destroy a planet?

    also pls share all the Superman anti feats you can find.

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      Anti feats don’t matter in capeshit because of different writers. No one counts them for a reason

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you dont have the panel then shut the frick up

        • 6 months ago
          LopiBats

          homie, all the writers have different ideas for the characters. Another reason why capeshit is failing because nothing makes sense and are always contradicting each other.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up i want that panel.
            if you do not have it or anti feats then dont reply

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  107. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/180cy7l/what_is_going_on_with_the_youtuber_dream_and/

  108. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Goku and Superman to kiss and make up

  109. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I want from the animation is I want Goku to be intrigued with Superman and ask him for a battle. Clark reluctantly agrees and it's all fun at first until they start to get serious.

    One thing I hated about GVS 2 was how it was basically just Goku and Superman flying around shooting lasers and Ki blasts everywhere. Let's see some Ice Breath, The Power Pole, Mini Supermans etc.

    I also want a respectful kill no matter who wins this shit

  110. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw to the homosexual who kept recommending Raph vs Yang
    I guess you somewhat got your wish??

    ?si=8UXEKVCTiVwwCjfT

  111. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next fight is another DragonBore L
    They're too predictable at this point xD

  112. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman wins purely for this reason

    Every time they’ve done a rematch or controversial fight where they’ve been called out, Ben or Swan attempt damage control on social media. Literally every time the fans were right despite them pretending there was ever a chance otherwise

    Diocard
    Sonic vs Wally
    Vader vs Obito
    Brody vs Hulk
    Etc

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Diocard
      >Sonic vs Wally
      >Vader vs Obito
      I don't know why these are controversial when the results are obvious for anyone with half a brain, specially Vader Vs Obito.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic VS Wally depends on how you interpret wish hax

        Diocard people were more pissed about jist the absurd nonsense given to Dio (as someone else mentioned it was to the point even the editor made frick of nuke level Dio by showing him getting btfo israeliteelry store window glass. That fight everyone knew Dio handily stomped in stats but people figured Alucard would eventually win just from the sheer levels of bs attrition. Alucard would only need to explode Dio's head once with Jackal and between all his tricks and Dio being wienery, he would most likely get that hit at some point.

        Dunno about Vader VS Obito because I dont know Legends wank

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just saying that whenever there is a huge outcry and they pretend to throw them a bone, the complainers are usually right in their prediction

  113. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They flat out said Heroes doesn't have Immeasurable speed while they gave Raven and Manhunter both that shit and obviously they'll Scale Supes to them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always change stats. I dont think they gave Black Adam immeasurable speed and that guy solod Raven and the whole Justice League

  114. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    them just admitting that superman is not limitless will make me happy

  115. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So say Goku ends up winning. Will these threads get trashed?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ill just be very happy if he does.
      putting superhomosexual in his place for good

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      not unless someone spams these threads in the board

  116. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can Xeno/Heroes Goku win? I’m assuming Superman will still have the stats. Does he have hax that let him stand a chance?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summoning arale, i guess
      buts its kinda set in stone that theyll give supes the cosmology edge

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I could defeat Heroes Goku.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gacha numbers edge, keysword hax, and maybe universe tree? I think CC Goku might also be more willing to exploit weaknesses so he could IT Superman to an unfavorable location

  117. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He won

  118. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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