Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
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Lobo fricked and came inside of Superman’s mom without a condom. That’s a canon storyarc that actually happened
...You're fricking with me. Post the scans.
Story went:
Cosmic being got saved by Superman and Lobo, so it resurrected their dead worlds and sent them back
Accidentally sent them to wrong planets
When on Krypton Superman’s resurrected Mom Lara gets super horny for Lobo, makes out with him and fricks him
But it was all a secret plan to get Lobo to cum in her pussy, then leak his sperm into a vial and use it to clone her own Lobo army
Jor El (Supes’ Dad) is there and alive he was fine with all of this and acted like he didn’t know she’s getting pounded by him
Then cosmic being gets bored and kills them again before they can explain to Clark why they had to let his Mom frick Lobo
Black Label isn't canon.
Geoff Johns and Tom King both said Black Label is canon.
Fricking Tom King
No they didn't.
Actually Geoff said that the Black Label stories do not always have to exist outside of main universe canon.
I'm not gonna make fun of Superman for this
This is just fricked
Yeah, not gonna lie. Can't make fun of Superman for this. Getting real sick of piece of shit writer inserting their shitty fetishes on stories.
Supes doesn’t deserve this.
No, he doesn't.
I know its not canon. But the fact that DC publish this garbage makes me want to seriously hurt some people.
>I know its not canon
Cope.
I don't care, anon.
Coping is something you do every single day and this is not different. It still makes me apathetic about DC as a whole.
It might actually be canon.....
In that case, I have no desire to read DC anymore. The other million cuckolds will keep it alive, I'm done.
I dropped Batman’s shitty cucked comics a while back. Join me and forget about DC’s b***h comics and let the industry die.
What the frick
Proof?
No way
i can't fricking believe this has a regular thread on the catalog
wtf goes on ITThreads?
It's the only Cinemaphile threads (other than Toonami Sundays) were you can sneakily discuss anime and manga without risking a ban.
Did you just visit Cinemaphile? We've had death battle threads for years.
i mean yeah i was here for years but i just always ignored them as background fodder
>wtf goes on ITThreads?
Pretty much anything in the guise of powerlevel homosexualry.
>Goku
Weak
>Superman
Weak
>FODDERkuna
The WEAKEST, maybe
>SHITkuna
Goku and Superman victim
Can you dragon ball guys please stop posting about gay sex? I don't want my mom to walk past and see it.
You should ask superman to stop having it.
What, the, frick,
Welcome to modern comics
pretty much the gay shit in American institutions placated by a degenerate cabal, noone is gonna read or buy this pile of shit
I legitimately have no words, I know there was also a gay comic where supes had a BF and that flopped hard
It wasn't superman, it was his son who is still gay
If she does then just travel backwards in time and—OH THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN’T
he can, we're not inside death battle's fanfiction
Pray tell what episode did alien x timetravel, anon?
He can just use his time powers
Or make a Chronosapien and order it to send him back
It's all from the supergays
>Hello! Green Lantern, best looking guardian of Sector 2814, at your service.
STAY AWAY FROM THAT CHILD HAL
I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO THAT LITTLE GIRL...
>Sorry kid. Seems you're carrying a Class A galactic superweapon. I'll just take this...
AWAY FROM THAT CHILD
I DON'T WANT TO KICK YOU OUT OF THE LEAGUE HAL BUT YOU NEED TO STOP
is "Class A Galactic Superweapon" what hal jordan calls children's private parts
>Superman vs Goku is somehow not the finale
>All these space setting fights that reference each other
>Silver Surfer and Transformers both used
I think we might finally get Galactus vs Unicron for the finale.
One can only hope.
>Hello dear Doctor, I am Makima head of the public safety department of Tokyo.
Real question, how would Makima react to
?
Characters this season that cum inside Gojo
>No diff tier
Discord
Bill cypher
Raven
Phoenix
Frieza
Megatron
The doctor
Silver Surfer
Martian manhunter
Courage
Scooby
Son Goku
Clark Kent
>Low diff tier
Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
>Mid diff tier
Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
Characters this season Gojo cums inside of
>High diff tier
Makima
>Mid diff tier
Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
>Low diff tier
Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
>No diff tier
Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)
>wins Death Battle
THERE ARE LAWS OF TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THOSE LAWS
BUT THEY DIED
THEY ALL DIED
DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT LEAVES?
ME
IT'S TAKEN ME ALL THESE YEARS TO REALISE THE LAWS ARE MINE
AND THEY WILL OBEY ME!
I’M A LEG, DOCTOR
YOU LIKE THAT?
"There's this emperor, and he asks this shepherd's boy... 'How many seconds in eternity?' And the shepherd's boy says... 'There's this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.' You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird."
>needs millions of years worth of punches to get through a 30f diamond wall
Doctorsisters... our physicals????
>neither side is particularly stronger than an average human
did you even watch rick vs the doctor?
also technically it's Azbantium which is like hundreds of times stronger than diamond
Of course I didn't "watch" it. Don't tell me you watch this show for anything more than the animations.
The host commentary and jokes are very hilarious and amusing on opposite day.
>Superman's mom got LOBOED and his dad is a cuck
KEKAROOOPYYY CANONAROOOO!!!
W-What?
Fricking DISGUSTING.
>KEKlin is writing at DC
That midget b***h better not show his face in these threads again if he knows what's good for him.
What the frick
Lobo? gets fricked by the Mask
I just verified it. It's from Superman vs Lobo #2.
This shit is all true. Ahahahahaha what the FRICK is wrong with comics.
I can't even make fun of Superman for this, what the frick is wrong with these writers.
>I can't even make fun of Superman for this
I can.
KEKAFRICKINGROODLEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SUPERMANBROS
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
do you think she liked it?
Clearly
YABBA DABBA CANON
hey fellas, remember the canon time frieza fricked goku's mom?
You're reminding me of the Majin Goten/Goten Black series where Goten is corrupted and goes around fricking every woman in spacetime. Including raping Gine right before Freeza blows up the planet.
We don't because it never happened
>DBZ verse caps at 40 tons
>DBS verse caps much below 1000 tons
kek. Superman SOLOS.
>That's it? That's all you've got?
CHADperman.
*Yawn*
Superman’s Dad? Canon cuckold
Superman’s Son? Canon homosexual bottom
Superman? Canon cuck, pride parade organiser and homosexual rape victim
Don't forget he's Lois' bottom b***h.
This one is based, considering that's his wife.
>“his” wife
Why is there so much material of Superman getting humiliated?
The Western comics industry is pozzed.
Capeshit writers hate their audience and the characters they have to write.
Superman used to repesent something good
Bad people don't like people feeling good about themselves
So make good thing bad, so people can feel bad.
>So make good thing bad, so people can feel bad
Yeah and it worked, frick those hack writers.
Their faces when they hear Mom/Grandma/Wifey yelping and moaning in pleasure behind the locked bedroom door while she “saves the day”
Is...is Pa Kent a cuckold?
a spiritual one
He raised her kid while she’s out getting fricked by BLC
>Why did you say that name?
We all know Bats was getting a taste of that GILFussy
>tracing GODhan's kamehameha
SuperTRACE.....
Reminder Goku still doesn't know what a kiss is.
What man's dick is he tasting on her lips? Bruce Wayne? Lex Luthor?
Dragon Ball lost
admission into Pride
>whogay is a redditor
>Screencapping your own reddit post made to mock WhoCHADS
REDDIT and Mortybro...
Rick WON
>everyone here secretly goes to the deathbattle subreddit
bros....
>I'm such a happy cuck!
>tfw lois is getting bbc
>>tfw lois is getting big british wiener
Duh. It is Henry Cavill.
“Hey. I fricked your Mom.”
Supersisters... where are his infinite stats..?
he was hoping if he feigned defeat Lobo would take out the rest of his aggression on Ma Kent
>With my super-hearing I can hear it all...
>My mother being creampied by Lobo.
>My wife being gangbanged by all of her boyfriends.
>Even my son...taking it up the ass.
>And worst of all...it makes me excited.
Reminder that Goku was willing to let a perverted deity look at his naked wife and possibly do other things to her. He was willing to hand her off like no big deal.
>GODku can leave his wife and she'll doing nothing but think about him
>KEKjita can leave his wife and she'll immediately turn the first mass murderer she lays her eyes upon.
SHITjitabros our hero is a kek?!?!?
i wasn't here when this happened, what was the leadup to Vegeta vs Thor like?
Insecure thorgays attacked everyone out of insecurity while bejitabros seemed accepting of impending loss.
So basically Wallygays leading up to the Sonic fight? They were pretty much all losing their shit when they realised Sonic wasn't a pushover.
>When they realized they made a fanfic composite of Sonic
FTFY, Sonicgay.
See? Still lives rent free even though they won.
You're the one that brought it up, moronic furry.
And you're the one who's weirdly aggressive and upset about Death Battle giving Sonic a profile rivalling Wally, even though Wally won.
That's what I mean by 'rent free'. A normal person who feels like one side got wanked too hard would forget about it after their side wins anyways. But with you? You just can't stop feeling so emotional over it. It offends your very existence that the other side could threaten your side.
It's pretty pathetic.
So if anybody offhand discusses thing (You) bring up regularly and are very obviously invested in, then they are 'emotional'. Kay.
Brother, everyone can see how you reacted. You must lack self-awareness.
I wasn't here. What I see is the obvious sonicgay holding a grudge while making dubious claims like a protesting lady.
Breath in. Count to 10. Breath out.
Is that what you say to yourself in between your paragraphs of cope, sonicrat?
Follow those instructions so you can calm down enough to remember Wally won.
Death Battle claimed your character wins and you're still salty
Wallygay could you quit seething over a character your guy already won against?
you need to relax wallygay
What do you mean by that?
Bejita got made fun of as usual and moved on to Jooj vs Tangerine
we need to set some standards for these threads so that discussion remains on topic. as such i propose that some characters are simply not allowed and i have come up with what i believe is the perfect criteria.
no one in these threads should be allowed to post or discuss characters who are any of the following:
1 - canonical cuckolds
2 - have been anally raped in russia
3 - have listened to their wives have sex with another men
4 - named their son after the bvll
5 - have a gay son
6 - let their wives date other men because they are "very cosmopolitan"
7 - got beat up by some hairy macho biker dude then listened to that same guy fricking his Mom on his Dad’s bed
there, with these rules some undesirable characters should be gone.
>but what if theres a character who is ALL of those things?
don't be ridiculous, there is no character PATHETIC enough to be all of those things. i mean, can you imagine?
Well, this seems like a very easy test to pass so I agree.
Superman deserves a better company than the one he's trapped in.
Don't worry he's public domain in ten or so years.
You can make a movie where he arrests trans criminals when that happens.
>Absolutely NOBODY
>DURR UHH TRANS! troony! TRANSGENDERISM! HURR HURR TRANS!
Cope, pre Comic's Code Superman would arrest those mentally ill fricks.
Why do you want trannies in a Superman movie?
To show the *real* Superman wouldn't let their shit slide.
White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Gay, Trans, criminal are criminals to a Superman who isn't ran by politic trend followers.
>Supercucks fantasise about homosexuals and trannies being in a Superman movie
Why I am astonished by this revelation.
>Gokeks think being arrested is sexual
>goku OUT OF NOWHERE
>sex OUT OF NOWHERE
>nowhere OUT OF NOWHERE
>out of OUT OF NOWHERE
>fantasises about Goku and sex
never use my goddess Yubel for woke shitposting ever again.
Yubel is canonically trans.
>Posts trannime
Hopefully he'll catch a break when that happens.
Real talk, who is DB going to say is stronger between Prime 1 Million or Strange Visitor?
Goku.
...gets anally raped by both of them.
>homoerotic fantasies
>supergay
>instant homoerotic fantasies
Damn no wonder Superman fans keep saying he’s gonna anal molest people
It’s in character for him
What are Strange Visitor's feats?
>Held the Universe from falling apart for a billion years
>Created 10,000 versions of himself to bring peace to it while he did so
>Fused with them to break past the 5th Dimension to reach a space shuttle that was lost back when he started this.
Yuu Kamishiro vs Hawk from Cobra Kai. Who wins?
Capeshit writers killed the thread.
The fascinating thing about these cultures is how everything in modern capeshit is nothing more than an absurdist joke in /dbs/. The entire idea of homoshit or troonyshit or cuckoldshit or any other brand of shit is something so out there that we can freely joke about it and create memes laughing at the entire idea.
Meanwhile Superman's father is a cuckold. Superman is a rape victim and cuckold who gets dominated in BDSM gear by his unfaithful wife and his son is a homosexual that takes it up the ass all the while they actively attend pride parades.
Any form of satire in /dbs/ is reality in capeshit.
I can't even shitpost about Superman at the moment, on top of it feeling like kicking a man while he's down someone would just top it by pulling out a scan of Superman being canonically humiliated in a way that's far worse than anything I can come up with.
I do sympathise with the Superman fans but I presume he will win the coming Death Battle. So in my eyes we're punching up in the context of the web show.
At this point the man needs any wins he can get, nothing short of him getting ripped out of the Capeshit industry's hands would make up for the violation he suffers at the hands of his own writers.
>Shueisha-sama please save my reputation.
It's really sad when the only medium Superman can win fights is in animated autistic powerscaling fanfiction. Like look at Apokolips War, where was that "limitless power" when Superman was being hung up and tortured with a Kryptonite tattoo by Darkseid? Where was that DIALS GO UP TO 11 shite when the only reason he lived through that, was because Darkseid thought without his powers he had more value as a symbol of conquest than as a corpse?
I think Superman's fine. Capeshit comics have been used as niche shock value for years. The writers are underpayed so they attract the lowest common denominator of writers.
I don't read comics so I didn't even know this stuff existed until I clicked on these type of threads. Internet isn't really a reflect of the average casual mindset/set of knowledge.
Don't forget that the REAON said son is a homosexual is because his father abandoned him for 2 years because he was wringing his hands about superhero mental health issues or some bullshit, and that his wife has betrayed multiple times even outside of cuckoldry. Ranging from leaking superhero personal information from Sanctuary onto the web without anyone's permission and justifying with FRICK YOU I'M A REPORTER IT'S WHAT I DO, to exposing HIS identity to the world without his consent.
Lois is such a c**t that there are some supervillains that are legitimately better waifus. I mean look at how loyal Lyssa Drak is to Sinestro.
I think I can see why Lois only became well liked after getting turned into a Luz clone.
Comics only exist for drama and shock value. You'll rarely see anything this extreme in mainstream.
Why do you care about this?
>Why do you care about this?
Because it's tiresome to see people overlooking CANON events to justify the Lois-Clark relationship as anything other than convention.
Canon means absolutely nothing. That's just a team used to draw in the gullible people into buying a bunch of books in a dying industry written my autists with no standards. Luckily people turned out for years already. How about you drop comics, and move onto something else. You can do perfectly fine without knowing whether these stories exist or not.
>N-NOOOOO!! D-DON'T READ THE BAD STORIES, SAVE MY HERO'S FAAAAAACE
Holy KEKAROO
Anon, you're overreacting. Comics have been used as dramatic clickbait for a long time. Nothing has changed.
>bad stories
Exactly, so why are you waisting your time. How are you any different from Lopibats who complains about Batman comics nonstop despite mainstream not following whatever is going on there. Have you ever thought about not reading them?
Isn't Goku's lifting strength kinda weak? I remember he struggled to lift 5 or 10 tons (don't remember the number exactly)
40 tons. But it's heavily contradicted by later feats and there are feats in DBS like a random member of Zarbon's race lifting and tossing a three-storey building at base Vegeta, who deflects it with one hand.
Beerus implies it's impossible for anyone in the dragon ball verse to lift anywhere near 1000 tons via vs auta magetta robot
>a text where Beerus doesn't imply anything like that
>>a text where Beerus doesn't imply anything like that
>"are you stupid?"
Meaning it's common knowledge for dragon ball characters to never go near high weight.
>meaning it is [HEADCANON]
Sounds more like Beerus was patronising Bejita for now knowing the metal men weight.
>[HEADCANON]
Beerus sees 1000 tons as impossible for Vegeta, Goku even understands this himself
They can't lift anywhere near that.
>[HEADCANON]
Beerus simply calls Bejita stupid for rushing and not knowing anything about Metal men.
>[HEADCANON]
Vegeta can't lift.
>[HEADCANON]
>can only parrot his headcanon
KWAB!!!
I recognise your posting-style. You're that dumb homosexual who tried to claim the universe is only 36 light years wide because of a reddit post from a decade ago.
>schizo babble
huh?
>dodges the question
KWAB!
>predditor schizos out
many such cases.
>IESLB
KWAB!
No, that would just mean Beerus thinks Vegeta should be smart enough to understand his limits. In this instance, being able to lift 1000-tons in Super Saiyan.
>a text contradicted by a literalwho
>small piece of a building
>no contradiction
>even the smallest building weighs between 2,500-3000 tons
>base Bejita casually flicked it with a pinky
>he doesn't see the contradiction
?
It's not a contradiction. He's shitting himself to lift this shit. It's not the same as Begita tanking 1000 tons with his head.
That's a random member of Zarbon's race. This is how Vegeta responds to it being thrown at him.
He just changed the trajectory. You don't need much strenght to do that.
He didn't, the lines are pointing in a completely different direction
Yeah, that's what changing trajectory means. He didn't fully stop it.
>flicking a moving 2,500-3000 ton building in a opposite direction doesn't count because I say so
Kek.
It has been calculated to be somewhere in the range of 15,000 to 20,000 tons at minimum.
>Zarbons race
Nice. And people give shit to Toyotaro. He's the only interested enough in exploring DB's lore.
It was a neat surprise. The Moro Saga was also kicked off by Raspberry, of all fricking characters, turning out to be alive and helping Moro with his knowledge of the Namek Dragon Balls.
Hopefully we will get this animated. I think they're planing to do an abridged version of Dragon Ball that follows the manga till the end.
Shueisha wants the manga to be 4-6 arcs ahead so that the anime has the material to animate. Next manga arc is starting next month.
Jesus Christ that's too much. But that's at least assuring we will get this animated.
Toyotaro fricking WON?!?
Victory Uchida recently confirmed Super isn't ending and even said it will be going on for a "long time".
Yeah.
>Dragonfly Super series is going to continue for a long time,
InsectGODS... Now is our TIME!
Yeah, manga sales are actually pretty consistent, even without the anime.
>Consistently
>Trailing under 200k
Consistently bad.
Not really. The manga is monthly and has no anime. Every years, it ranks in the top 30-40 and every manga on that list in in top 0.1 %. The manga is selling. Super manga and all the spinoffs sold 40 million copies in Japan only.
That's not exactly a feat for a IP like Dragon Ball.
It is when you consider Boruto is selling under 150,000 copies per volume, sometimes around 100,000. And that's the sequel to Naruto.
Naruto isn't as a big of an IP as Dragon Ball, so it makes sense that it sells less. Now compare these to One Piece, JJK, MHA it really isn't a competition.
...Dragon Ball sold 260 million copies. Naruto sold 250 million. What the frick are you talking about?
Naruto has 72 volumes.
And One Piece has 106 volumes.
260:42 = 6.1 fans per volume
250:72= 3.4 fans per volume
I hope this makes you understand how much more popular DB is than Narito
Dragon Ball is still much bigger.
>GODgon Ball shitstomping One Piece of SHIT
Holy FUARK
>CHADgon CHADall sold more than MONEY PRINTER Gundam
I fricking KNEEL.
The funny thing is that Dragon Ball actually made more money than One Piece in the past year despite the franchise having zero new content besides the SH Prequel and the SH adaptation changing some things.
One Pissbros, our franchise still hasn't surpassed Dragon Ball...
>Made more money
It's all because of gacha.
One Piece has even more gacha shit than Dragon Ball and it still made less.
No one cares about One Piece as much as Toei wish people did.
didn't Toei renew the brand for the next like 25 years or something
Lifting in DB is incredible bad. I believe Naruto could bear hug Goku to death.
>ESL
>Narutogay
Kek.
My hero Naruto has never struggled with 1000 tons.
Superman couldn't even lift a guy's dick out of his ass.
He gets it from his Momma
>all this cuckoldry and homosexualry
If only we had a true heroic figure untainted by these evils...
Goku? dirt level
That elephant is BOUNDLESS.
That's an OUTEVERSAL elephant btw
Goku loses to Trunks
This is Aslan.
He's Omnipotent.
What that means is...he solos your favorite verse. Without expending any effort doing so.
He couldn’t even deal with the witch spreading snow from her sleigh
Allah solos btw
>This is Aslan. He's Omnipot-AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! GOKU-DONO, PLEASE SPARE ME!!!
>SHITlan
Zeno victim
>SHITslan
Goku victim.
>died
lol
HE brought Aslan to JUSTICE.
BRING ME ASLAN
Why are you posting Arceus victim?
>arceus
big rock level
Tommy Taylor wrecks him
Wonder Woman victim
>KILLED Aslan, straight up, with a knife
>NEVER actually died, sequel established witches never die and she almost resurrected again
>Potentially DID resurrect as the Lady of the Green Kirtle
BRING ME b***hLAN
Not to mention that she knows the deplorable word and has used it to destroy all life in her original universe
https://old.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/183vvu1/20_worst_death_battle_episodes_according_to_imdb/
Do you agree with IMDB?
Superman?
>5 sextillion tons+
Goku? Vegeta?
>under 1000 tons
3-0 inbound.
>5 sextillion tons
of semen in his Mom’s vegana
Dragon Ball is for gays. Why do you think they named the series Dragon Ball? It's because the creator loves sucking men's balls. I rest my case.
Superman?
>raped
Goku? Vegeta?
>not raped
He won.
Alien X is only omnipotent when those green head frickers want too
Omnipotence is omnipotence
>Joblien X
>B-but it's a non canon version of the guy
I just love this cope
How is it cope when it's literally a different continuity?
>completely different continuity meaning it isn't even the same guy
>still didn't lose, he wanted to stop
This the best you got?
>Hey Bejita I'm going to fight that Superman guy in a week!
>What?! That weakling? Isn't that overkill?
>Hmm...you're right. Hey Shenron! Turn us into babies so it's fair!
>WHY DID YOU INCLUDE ME KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
K, b, c.
>literally WARPED
>SLOBerman?
Jobs to Clean God.
>Begita out of nowhere
KEKAPOO
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What is the difference between almighty and omnipotent?
So I've always been a tad confused with this. Did Goku absorbing god ki make him as strong as God in base? Or rather just able to access the form normally now instead of through the ritual? I always thought it was the latter because if he was that strong in base, it'd make the God form itself useless, which we know shouldn't be the case since in ToP he uses it to be faster and stronger than ssj while being more energy conservative than Blue.
Anime-absorbed into base.
Manga- didn't absorb it into base.
but that ToP stuff came from the anime, thats the crux of my issue
Not him but the idea is that Goku's body was growing and adapting to the power of Super Saiyan God due to it being a new realm of power. So after losing the form his body remained adapted to being in it, giving him the strength.
When Goku uses God later on he isn't stacking God power on God power. He's stacking God power on Mortal power that adapted to God power previously.
Okay so it is what I'm thinking, his body is just adapting to be capable of God naturally now
Who wins this?
That’s Toji right? All of his gimmicky anti-sorcerer stuff is basically going to be useless on Denji, and he’s already a far better physical attacker and tank than Toji by a long shot. The only thing he’s really got going for him here is superior experience, but that itself doesn’t mean much when Denji’s comparable or superior to super quick hybrids.
is it bi if i'm attracted to less than 50% of males? for example, i want to fricked or be fricked by both goku and superman, but they're exceptions rather than the norm lol
That sounds situationally bi. If there's only like 2 guys you'd frick but otherwise only frick or jack off to women, you're still pretty much just straight (esp if those 2 guys don't actually exist)
...is what I would say if I was a Krillinbro.
What does krillin do
>He hasn't been exposed to the YABBA
>Chi Chi likes men who WIN.
>SUPERmen
So Goku is going to win this one, right? Otherwise what the frick would even be the point of a third round?
Money. And the fact Dragonballtards have been screaming about another rematch since Ultra Instinct. And money.
People are fairly divided, some think Superman will win again, others think Goku will win this time.
Remember, the worst outcome is a gay copout tie with some shit like
>"Wowee Superman has no limits but Goku keeps going beyond his own, aren't both these guys so strong??"
This is the only genuinely bad outcome to this match, Superman or Goku winning will both have their potential for shitposting and meming, a tie has absolutely NOTHING to work with.
>match ends with Goku or Superman reversing the damage (Dragon Balls, reversing time, some other frickery) and becoming best friends
That result would be such a waste of everyone's time that I think the threads would slow to a crawl for a good while.
It's what's going to happen. Then don't want bad blood between fanbases.
Frick friendship, the only appropriate response to anyone still taking Detective Comics Comics seriously is to SHIT on them. I will step up mocking gayperman if they attempt that shit with CANON examples.
Would anyone other than DA tier autists actually be offended by a not-draw result at this point, I think most of the casuals have gotten the salt out of their system after all these years.
Look at the posting in these threads and say there isn't a salt mine's worth of sodium.
Okay no one in real life would offended by one cartoon winning over another.
Dragon Ball fans do and would.
Delusional. Superman's only draw at this point is his reputation as this invincible god. The moment he loses that, he loses his appeal for the majority of his fanbase.
Superman has infinitely more to lose from this fight than any Dragon Ball fan.
Superman's cool as a straight laced good guy with no strings attached, anyone who actually likes Superman appreciates him for his personality, not because he has N O L I M I T S
>all but one episode this season had a definitive death with no shits given
>just last season have a moronic hedgehog kill "the strongest" version of a character
>same guys still running the show
Yeah sure
What was the point of a second round?
>242
>MOESHITTER makes absolutely moronic take
Typical.
Reminder Superman only needs one punch.
CHADperman.
This is actually a pretty good wincon for Superman, provided they use it, since they ruled antimatter could hurt black Frieza.
Heroes Goku can fly trough timelines and has access to IT. Superman can't BFR him.
are they using xeno goku?
We don't know the exact version but we know they are using SDBH. CC Goku has also flown through timelines and also has Instant Transmission.
It's not the BFR Goku has to worry about, it's hitting a universe of antimatter while he's made of matter. Even in Qward's earliest appearances characters had to switch from one to the other to avoid blowing up when traveling to and from Qward.
Hakai is anti matter. If Goku can resist it he's fine.
Fight isn't in the DC universe tho.
And Goku survived having the energies of all the universes being used to erase him from existence. And with both fighters (likely) being at Immeasurable speeds I don't see how he wouldn't react and escape.
You could argue he should still come out of it with damage but Goku's body has healed gaping holes via God Ki before, so it's not improbable for him to survive it.
Ah, yeah, that makes sense. If they don't rule Frieza as being resistant to antimatter even if he tanked a hakai ball, there's no way Goku is going to survive being in a universe of antimatter.
Daily reminder that Toriyama let Jackie Chan frick his wife.
>Jackie Chan? Sounds like the name of a character I forgot [raughs]
gentlemen post a gif of your favorite death battle combatant dancing
chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
I knew it was coming
Is that Margaret Thatcher
I still don't get why people think Superman is even remotely comparable to the moon and planet busting nonsense going on in Dragonball. A guy blew up the moon and everybody has gotten literally thousands and millions of times stronger since then. What the FRICK can Superman do about that?
Get knocked the frick out.
>for years dragonballgays attribute this DJtiki statement to the snowflake
>it’s actually this
Are DBgays liars, stupid or both?
Both are useless so it doesn't matter
Ayo whogays should I start at the 9th doctor or start with the first Doctor?
9th.
Alrighty then
Start with Rose, yeh.
start with 9
stop at 12 for obvious reasons
>trunks loses to silver
>sanic loses to Wally
>wally says fighting superman is suicide
Superman > wally > sanic and silver > DB heroes and xenoverse
>wally says fighting superman is suicide
You can tell DC forced that statement onto the writer.
>curiousity got the better of me and started watching Doctor Who: The Star Beast
>"we know everything and you know nothing, its a shame youre not a woman anymore"
Why?
Woah woah hold up. I'm no Doctor Who fan but I'm still bothered by this. Did they ACTUALLY say that?
You can always count on the BBC to let you down even when your expectations are already in the toilet.
What the frick did the Who fanbase do to deserve this?
The same thing the Superman fandom did to deserve seeing their hero be treated like garbage: absolutely nothing wrong.
aside from throw a fit over matt smith taking over after david left, nothing much aside from being British
i just choose to ignore the newer shit and appreciate the better eras
Tumblr
Every fandom has a tumblr following sadly
Yes, but Tumblr's Doctor Who fandom was a leviathan, a monstrosity.
This would've been gratuitous overkill even if it had happened when the Tumblr Who fanbase was still alive.
Meaning the ones who run these now are former entitled tumblr legbeards still upset the world doesn't look like Demolition Man. Thank goodness these types typically hate anime.
Yeah, anime attracts a different and generally much hornier breed of fujo.
Washu. Definitely Washu, from Tenchi Muyo.
Bit of a cold comfort if you ask me, especially when it comes to these threads where Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile get to mingle, where's the fun in interboard shitposting if one side got stuck with such shitty official writing that even we struggle to poke fun about it.
Hey, chin up TARDku. There is one surefire way to level the playing field, somewhat.
We could talk about Kengan Omega
Kuroki is gonna job i can feel it
>verification not required
>all it took to make anons let up on shitposting Superman was to reveal that Lobo canonically fricked his mom
Huh.
...so, is this a bad time to bring up all the children Clark's had over the years, that have been retconned out of existence and memory?
There is no good outcome here. If Kuroki doesn't job, Sandro has no villain cards left to play except for Tiger Niko. If Kuroki just walks away after claiming Shen/he is still green, he just looks like a fricking moron. If Kuroki loses, well, it's literally the symbol of Ashura powerlevels being executed by the symbol of Omega powerlevels.
And of course, the worst outcome of all would be Kuroki sticking out his tongue and making a cuhrahzee face and laughing about how the Kenganvengers GOT IT ALL WRONG because he was a top secret Worm agent working for the Head, and he's actually just challenging Yan for his position so given the trend the series has taken, I at least won't rule it out.
I'm voting for the spoiler reveal because at least the memes would be sublime.
DC hates a happy family.
Man Gohan's a fricking jobber, but at least he's a deeply loved jobber.
He has his moments.
Jonbros....will we have a family of our own too?
Pray that capeshit writers don't take a dump over Jon for no reason again.
Jon will be healed and superhomosexual will be an embarrassing anachronism.
Gohan is a former superhero who is married to one of the most famous women in the world who gave him a daughter, has virtually endless wealth and is a scholar studying what interests him most, insects.
Goten is an educated young man who is socially well-adjusted at his school, is best friends with the heir to the most powerful company in the world, is confirmed to be dating a girl by EoZ and enjoys a life as a superhero defending the world from villains. If you include GT, he ends up finding the girl of his dreams.
All things considered, Goku and Chi-Chi have done a pretty great job with their kids. Albeit Chi-Chi moreso but Goku has definitely had a positive influence on his kids over the years.
I mean. Gohan literally called Goku an angel. He obviously loves his father.
Why does DC hate their literal poster-boy so much.
it's hard to poke fun at each other when we're all suffering the same way
always cherish what you loved about your favorite series, rather than try to cherish what it has become now
good things don't last forever
Thank nothing. They are the loud ones who harass Mangaka, JP game devs and artists on twitter for making anything that isn't progressive enough or god forbid has hot women in it.
We're lucky they're only a vocal minority that Japanese writers, game devs and artists can easily ignore.
Can't this easily be interpreted as TERF shit?
>You're a boy now so your opinion doesn't matter anymore
Specially since they tried to retcon it so that the doctor was female in the first place.
Honestly, I thought about that as well. Didn't Rowling get shat on by liberals for the same attitude? Another big UK icon?
Tenant looks like he's drugged out of his mind wtf
Nevermind, the whobros deserved that win
Honestly they deserved it even if their own show wasn't raked over the diversity coals. Rick is a fricking pathetic specimen of a super genius. He canonically gets thwarted regularly by a Namor expy who controls the ocean (and the police).
Tennant should take the VA pill like what mark hammil did
He really should
All the Doctor Who actors still alive should, really.
wasn't john hurt a va when he was still alive
I'm so confused. Didn't they retcon the doctor into being some gender fluid entity? Wasn't he technically a black girl first going by the current lore? Why are they taking pot shots at him like he's a CIS male or whatever?
They literally got their inclusionary gender fluid character now, why are they making the doctor into the "STRAIGHT WHITE MALE" strawman?
According to Chibnall, he was under the impression the BBC was going to try to retcon everything he worked on i.e. the Timeless Negress. Evidently the BBC would rather use the Doctor as a platform to mock white cis men, than a platform to "empower" black women.
Okay but as far a I know they didn't yet, so treating the SAME character that's supposed to be a symbol of representation and progressiveness as an out of touch and part of the problem really doesn't make a lot of sense.
It's like having both characters in a strawman MS paint comic be the same person.
Social Psychology is poison and competely unethical.
This is unironically true.
All the shit about woke propaganda that is tied to other forms of discrimination and hatred, almost exclusively comes from Sociollogy or Social Psychology.
They really fricked up Doctor Who.
yeah this is why i keep saying to ignore everything after capaldi
it's just... not worth it
in your opinion what was the db episode announcement that is the equivalent of this?
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Kek.
Jesus Christ give the poor Doctor a break.
please don't make me go back to Cinemaphile
i don't want to face the cruel reality of seasonal rot
It's over the /who/ posters probably commited mass sucide already
We need a link to the thread for when this dropped
I NEED TO SEE THEM REACT
Tennant looks like he is done.
I would also be done if I had to come back to my most iconic role just to say absolute garbage like that, I can only imagine he's feeling the same way Mark felt about TLJ.
>Pronoun instead of gender
Trannies have bain damage.
Subtlety is a lost art.
I like to see our HEROES constantly improve themselves and fight aliens.
It's like Superman but with less of the protagonist getting raped and cucked.
I like seeing them training and fighting tough guys. It's also interesting see all of the cool new antagonists in each arc. I also love how the Dragon World blends reality Sci-Fi and mysticism.
I now only remember matt amith as the funny morbius dancing man instead of the 11th doctor...
Capeshit comics are dying.
The sooner they die the sooner something better will rise from it's ashes
I can fix her...
There's nothing to fix, she is perfect.
Just kill and eat her and she'll come back as a bratty e-girl who is marginally more negotiable.
>Live Television and capeshit writing is so bad even we can't shitpost about it
These characters would be better off in cancelled fiction purgatory than staying in their current owners hands, this is painful.
I wasn't shitposting about Batman's current writer for no reason. Comics are DYING because of how badly they're done.
It's a bit hard to shitpost when the franchises are shitposts themselves.
It feels like picking on the moronic.
we're all suffering together it seems
The sooner we all migrate to Cinemaphile, the better. At least there, when the plot goes off the rails it goes off the rails in a way everyone has a good laugh together at instead of this petty politicised tokenism bullshit.
Every writer that gets on Batman wants to frick other the character out of spite. It's been like this for years already.
>Make show with a simple premise about a godly being who loves and cherishes life and would protect it no matter what
>Frick it up
how...
what
now I know why that anon said Eccleston didn't return
Who do you think is the doctors anime waifu? They have like 15? 19? Reincarnations right? I'm sure one of them has an anime waifu that they simped for
Kajiura Toko, apparently.
>tfw The Doctor could just go to any universe where his anime waifu exists
its not fair dammit
https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Land_of_Fiction
Hey, look!
Best believe there is nothing stopping me from walking out of that dimension and entering the tardis bridal carrying Rias Gremory herself if I was the doctor
>Rias Gremory
Sorry bro, she's taken.
it's really funny that canonically your waifu can exist in the land of fiction
good lord that anon was right she is a more evil clara oswald
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>good lord that anon was right
That was me, and I got it mostly from Clara literally actually saying "Nothing is more important than my egomania."
It honestly does give me quite a few ideas, considering that the whole situation of Clara being the Doctor's companion was set up by the Master (forma de Mary Poppins). I could totally see Missy arranging Makima and the Doctor to meet up.
please write a fanfiction
I'd read the frick out of it
I'd have to read CSM. And maybe rewatch Series 7B
Don't tempt me anon.
do it. it's looking like the future of dr who isn't bright at the moment
just stop after the 11th or 12th doctor
personally speaking, i think 11 would be the best iteration that would make makima gain a sense of humanity and understand humans
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>just stop after the 11th or 12th doctor
I know, I know. 12 is my favourite. I just specified 7b because that's when Clara debuts (kinda) and I'm somewhat autistic about this.
>i think 11 would be the best iteration that would make makima gain a sense of humanity and understand humans
I think I agree too. Ten has his no second chances policy (unless you're the Master lmao), most of the others wouldn't put up with her at all and Makima and 7 might be the funniest cases of likes repelling each other like magnets.
>tfw no artgay or writegay to bring The Doctor and Makima's adventures into reality
>Shen
Will job to our HERO!!
The real question is who beats Captain Marvel
Rogue. Next question.
Shazam or you mean Brie Larson
Captain Marvel needs to fight Miracleman
Android 18 and Billy Batson which have already happened on DB
The reason these 2 never destroyed their universes can be answered with one simple question; why TF would you destroy the place you literally live in?
DC is fricking dogshit. They wont allow Batman to be happy, but allow Joker to slap Batman on the ass? This industry is run by gays. Supergays atleast your damn character is married.
The ass slap is pretty ancient
Serious house is from 89
It's been almost 35 years since the grab
It doesn’t matter. What the FRICK were they thinking?
You should probably read the book
It's literally one of the best Batman comics
Wallygays should be more upset at DC for jobbing Flash out over and over again.
>loses the fight
>still mindbreaks his gays
God DAMN CHADnic is fricking STRONG
>"loser" totally mindbreaks the winner's fans
Many such cases
Best part is that it's gonna happen again next week.
>They change their stance on Heroes and declare that Goku is actually Superman's peer and could BTFO most of DC
>DCgays never let go of their salt
That sounds INFINITELY funnier than Goku winning.
>loser" totally mindbreaks the winner's fans
Ben vs Hal: Halgays for years proceeded to shitpost against Ben out of nowhere, invading even Ben 10 threads. Till very recently, they finally ceased shitposting Hal to an insane degree.
Dante vs Bayo: Former's fans started to forge scans and lore, lying to everyone all over the Internet. Till also very recently, Cinemaphile finally gave up trying to argue that the fight wasn't rigged.
Raven vs Phoenix: It broke Speedy. As if he wasn't insane enough before it. He constantly gets into fights with fans and treats them badly.
The thing about Dante vs Bayo is, back when it aired, I saw it as a toss-up result. To a degree I still do, though leaning towards Bayo. But a small part of me, a devilish part if you will, kinda wishes Dante lost solely because it would make nu-fans of dmc (the MOTIVATION HAHA VERGIL EPIC SONG types) seethe, frothing at the mouth, at the idea of Dante losing.
Only speedy was broken. Yeah most were expecting an easy Phoenix win, but no one cares enough about her to complain forever about her losing. Plus lots of people love Raven and didn't mind her winning.
Phoenix force is strong as shit, but that analysis made Jean sound like she's the X-Men version of Kenny from South Park.
I mean, that's what he was saying
GODnic, I KNEEL…
Sonic lost the battle but won the war.
It was pretty funny on the meta sense after that fight
>Wallygays throw an autism fit for two weeks and are sore winners about the match itself after they said it was super close
>Following that Sonic's chaos meta hax kicks in
>Ezra Miller madness happens in full force
>The Flash movie massively bombs and Flash as a character is a complete joke to normies
wait
wallygays are mad because death battle considers a cartoon hedgehog the only worthy opponent to fight wally moreso than quicksilver?
is that what I'm getting?
See, when the match was announced Wallygays thought it was going to be this onesided stomp and they were shitting on Sonic...until it started coming out that the fight was using the Archie Comics version and they started seeing all of his feats, his top level scaling, all of the hax, the opinions people involved in the show had over him and they started to go ballistic over it. Out of fear. Fear that Sonic could unironically outwank Wally.
They were freaking out, coping, seething up until the fight came out and Wally won. Then they tried pushing this weird narrative that Sonicgays were super mad or whatever when most of them were just happy at the respect Sonic got and how cool the fight was.
And to this day, as you are seeing now, Wallygays are still pissy over Sonic being even a remote threat to their boy.
Wallygays confirmed to be KWABOTY
Don't forget the leak
>Until they saw they were using a composite version that didn't exist wielding actual fanfic chaos emerald powers
FTFY again, furc**t.
>wallytard still seething
The lead up to Wally vs Sonic was Sonic fans making basic posts saying things like "Damn, it's so over for Wally. Look at this Sonic feat." with no actual expectations of Sonic beating a big name DC capeshitter in the DC owned show
These posts led to constant Wallygay meltdowns, so frequent and intense that, in truth, Wally effectively lost, despite winning the fight. Because his fans couldn't stop having panic attacks.
Alright, question. How competent is Makima at setting up a wifi internet connection?
How does someone manage to come out looking like a sore loser when their character literally won, this is embarrassing.
Wallygays really do have ADHD
Wally won the battle, but Sonic won the war.
He really did
No wonder Wallygays are borderline extinct
Maybe Wallygays are pissy because of the horrible treatment DC gives them?
That implies they actually read the comics.
True
Powergays are the only ones who care about Wally
But it’s not just the comics, it’s everywhere.
Guess so. I don't watch it but doesn't that Flash TV show get mocked relentlessly because Barry is this braindead moron who can't do anything without one of the billion side characters telling him what to do? Pretty shitty.
That's Barry, not Wally
But damn, the flash has it bad
After what happened with Erza? It's a miracle there are any remaining flashgays at all
>Shit show
>Shit movies
>Shit comics
>Oh Injustice was pretty fun, Flash looks cool there. I wonder what he's like in the game's stor-Oh. He's a spineless coward.
He died in the few minutes of the Injustice movie to a saw.
I saw that. I thought it was funny. Then I realised how fricking stupid it was. Then I laughed. Then when I really thought about it it was so fricking stupid I lost all sense of humour and walked away from my computer.
Yes and he jobs alot to the most random shit.
That's literally every white lead on the Talmudvision, anon.
Compared to Sonic at the time? They're lucky
And yet SoniCHADS still truck on
The threads are a bigger clusterfrick than capeshit
>Flash has just gotten worse and worse
>Sonic got two very popular movies, a well-received animated series, numerous beloved cartoon shorts, mediocre to good comics, one of his best-selling games in history, an upcoming third movie which will be the most successful yet and is still growing as a franchise
Crazy how shit goes in just a few years.
All those were ass though. By Sonic standards it’s considered good, which isn’t a high bar.
I'm not a big Sonic guy and I liked them
I wasn’t either and I still thought it was corny shit.
>Have your character sucked off more than any other character in the show
>The hosts invent new powers and forms for your character
>Still lose
>Cry so hard they feed a dragon jobber to your team years later
This is why Archie was canceled.
>he cannot prevent himself from seething
>Still seething over a character that your guy defeated years ago
>Still seething over a character that your guy defeated years ago
Supergays. Even before Superman vs Goku 3 was announced, Supergays for years shat on Goku in this general.
>Confusing seething with making fun of losers
>seethes
Yup yup.
>Winning fanfiction battles is the only way for Supergays to cope with canon rape and cuckolding
>Supergays have Goku live rent free for all this time
>Halgays can't stop bragging about killing Ben and invade threads like it's the only thing Hal has ever done
>Wallygays develop PTSD and freak out to this day over Sonic
I'm starting to notice a pattern.
No wonder the people carried by the DC-owned show act like this
>they all kive in my head rent free
Kay.
>ESL seethe
>have your characters sucked off more than any other characters on the show
>the hosts invent new powers and forms for your character
>win almost every time
>cry so hard they feed a dragon jobber to your team every few years
>be dc
Pic unrelated
>Several years after being fraud checked and declared the slowest thing alive, archiefurs still project and cry that it really was the other side that got upset, no really, you can tell by how they keep bringing it up years down the road.
>falsflag samgayging
Can you be any more obvious?
>ESL tears
>feeling called out
Obvious.
>IESLB
These threads are nothing but falseflagging and samegayging over pointless shit.
BRING ME SHITKU!
Fool, Grade 3 is a jobber form
I'm sure the Wallygays will calm down eventually...probably when they die, but at least they'll finally be at peace.
BRING ME SHITMAN!
So the new meta for Nikoschizo is trying to convince everyone Godzilla's gay? Man, I got some stuff that'll break Nikoschizo's heart then.
Nikob***h is Death Battle’s jester.
New thread was baked