Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-goku.html
Goku Preview:
Fight Preview:
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>wins Death Battle
Who is this? Some Doc Brown bootleg?
I believe that's Rick "don't mess with time, just tequila and lime" Sanchez
Doctor, who is that?
Doctor Whobros.. we lost
Whosissies......
We didn't know who we were messing with.........
And don't you forget it Supreme/Omni-Mangays
Our HEROES will make sure Speedy doesn't eat all the food prepared for our latest battle!
>here's your finale bro
>one of the only times we can get a sort of "opposites" fight is the one that Swan forces on them
>light wins
Your reaction?
All according to keikaku
tn: keikaku means plan
They fear the real matchup
"Well, well... Is been long time, american...."
Now to show those DCucks who the REAL Superman is.
Who BETRAYED and TRAPPED Superman?
Amanda Waller
the same people that BETRAYED and TRAPPED Goku
This shit unironically happened in Boruto.
Man....if what I'm hearing is real....
Poor Superman.
Afraid so. In the unusually hot March of 2021, Superman was assaulted by several Russians and was RAPED.
>coomers trying to survive november
I can already tell this fight is going to be some dull 'wholesome' shit. Probably with a tie and/or them becoming friends.
I wanted reality collapsing. Not this gaylord hippie funtime.
Oh well, at least we still have a few days to shitpost in before we get a dull ending.
Well duh. They're a pair of lame losers. It's not going to be like CHADzAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Let me repeat for your b***h monkey ass. Where the FRICK is the epic dimension collapsing BRAWL between TITANS that I was PROMISED? This trailer had better not imply that not even the EARTH will be destroyed. You HIPPIES.
When were you promised ANYTHING, SISSYza? Other than my wiener down your throat, that is.
Did you read the name of the show, b***h? DEATH BATTLE. Broly vs Hulk shattered spacetime and broke worlds. Freeza vs Megatron took place on a dying Cybertron and concluded with its detonation.
Do you mean to tell me that these two fighting at full power barely even scratches the planet? In a BATTLE to the DEATH? Pathetic.
BITCH, the episode isn't even out.
We see Goku transform from a Super Saiyan to Super Saiyan Blue to Ultra Instinct. Either this happens very early on or their clashes do absolutely frickall until after Goku goes Ultra Instinct.
Yes, yes. We'll see in the actual episode. But thus far I am not impressed.
I feel like part of it is that they don't realise a 'composite' Goku can breath in space, which indicates an extreme lack of research when simply watching the first arc of the SDBH anime would show Goku survive Prison Planet's explosion and that he flew to the Grand Priest's realm himself.
I blame the writers for trying to keep things nice between Gokubros and Superbros, I personally wanted this to end in an over the top fight to the death like the last two, but you can't have everything these days.
>When were you promised ANYTHING, SISSYza? Other than my wiener down your throat, that is.
I'm a GODkubro, lizardcuck.
>Mui is goku's ace
If he doesn't pop it at the beginning of the fight, he loses. Too predictable.
We got a preview and he was in ss
Seems a little strange how they make it look like Goku does it on accident. When Manga Goku can do it at will and SDBH Goku can use UIS at will.
Sure would suck if they arbitrarily nerfed Goku's skill with UI. Despite him being 'composite'.
seems they'll be using Heroes MUI where Goku can't use it anytime but when he can he always wins his fights
If that's the case then either they skip UIS or that shot takes place after UIS failed.
>HBOCing as Goku
I'm not hiding, b***h. Don't put me in with the Bejitacucks. I believe in SUPREMEku.
>Man is a Terminator with part 1 Dio level regen and a flight speed of, approximately, Mach 20
>Is arguably the fan favorite of his show
>Said show is the biggest Indie animated show currently, (minus ADC, but that’s just a pilot tho)
>His VA has forced multiple characters in DB by now
>Morø, (one of the big animators for DB), has done a MD vs Helluva Boss animation that’s been well received
>Liam Vickers, (creator of MD) is a fan of DB
So we can all agree is my boi getting in within 2-3 seasons
Does he have any viable opponents for an MU?
He… surely has matchups. Here’s a list of matchup I can find.
>Blade Wolf (Metal Gear)
>Denji (Chainsaw Man)
>E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog)
>Frobo (Amphibia)
>GIR (Invader Zim)
>K1-B0 (Danganronpa), (most popular for him)
>Mettaton (Undertale)
>Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
>N (Pokémon) as a joke matchup
>Schwi (No Game No Life)
Holy shit, that’s an awful matchup
>GIR
What the frick is he gonna do against N? He has weapons sure but he's a moron the vast majority of the time, N's nice but he's not so nice he wouldn't be willing to go for the kill when he see's an opportunity.
Don't know how this one slipped past me, but Jenny could actually be a pretty good opponent for N actually.
>Holy shit, that’s an awful matchup
Why?
Both are intelligent robots made out of somethign equivalent of nanite sludge with a core-like brain (MDs have a chassis as well, but their regeneration clearly demonstrates a nanitelike structure).
Both are also teams of robots made to hunt down and disassemble other robots.
Only thing different is tone; metal men are goofy silver age comic whereas Murder drones is goofy/edgy information age web serial
The best capseshit matchup was the metal men
I forgot the metal men existed, that aside that actually is a pretty good MU.
Lord Frieza? Hmph.. a weakling like you should bow in the face of a true KING.
Bruh. This is just a colony
It's the Cinemaphilelony
MmmM SEXY PUSSY LITTLE FRICKABLE b***h GET OVER HERE
Silence, SISSYgeta
These are the HALLS OF Cinemaphile AND Cinemaphile now.
Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile make /ca/. but it's two boards so you gotta do it twice. /caca/ that's what these threads are. nothing but CACA
/coa/ also works.
Oh god you really are from /dbs/
If it makes you feel any better despite being a SCHOLAR I do actually post on and browse Cinemaphile regularly.
settled already
Goku survived that btw
yes he survived a ring laser blast
a god above god got damaged by a ring laser blast.
not friezas death beam, but a ring laser blast
>RETCONNEDvie
Sorbet's ring > (40+ years of advancements) > Saiyan Rifles (Used by power of 2,000) >>>> Moon-level (Power of 400) > SuperBITCH
>android 17 has the same strength as kamiccolo in dbz
>is suddenly able to match super saiyan god super saiyan blue 3 & knuckles
shows how inconsistant the franchise is.
>b-but 17 trained!
17 is still an android, he stated that even though they can't increase their power, they have unlimited stamina.
>h-he was resurrected!
then explain why shenron couldn't remove the bombs inside of them, plus for shenron to ressurect someone or a whole lot of people, they need their original bodies intact, yet cell was obliterated with 17 in him
>he stated that even though they can't increase their power
When.
are you stupid?
or are you seething?
What elicited that response? Just post a scan of what you're claiming.
>What elicited that response?
I could say the same for this post
You do realise you look crazy right now, right?
calm down already, no need to seethe
Okay.
>he stated that even though they can't increase their power
just output the your power faster to match others, duh
Keep in mind that all it takes in Dragon Ball to blow up the moon is a power level of around 300.
The ki rifles the Saiyans were wielding and aiming at Frieza in the DBS Broly movie had a power level of 2,500 iirc.
Its been 40 or so years since then.
Long story short, that ring would one shot Superman.
>super
garbage series for soiboys and nostalgia pandering
Yes that is basically what the MCU and DCEU were too.
I'd rather not have another thread where we all talk about how much worse our favorite settings have become.
Very well.
Could Superman beat her?
Toyo Goku and Bejita btw
Fake
Chiaotzu could MOG her
No, but Diana can.
>settled alre-
How was the cast?
Infinite Multiversal Hulk was used
Godzilla Ultima (anime only) was used
Hulk won in a tiebreaker
they all said they'd like to see it happen
>Hulk won
Kaijubros...
Hulk? a kaiju
Diana taking home her new sex toys
>the rock that hurt Goku
>the paper that stopped the Flash
Any notable anti feats involving scissors to complete the trinity?
The man who ran with scissors
>db
>dc
I guess It has to come from Marvel
>fanfiction
>canon
>noncanon
>factual
>fictitious
>correct
>incorrect
>true
>untrue
>non fiction
I like fanart where ben turns into aliens from other franchises, idk why.
what DC alien could Ben use the omnitrix to turn into that would allow him to kill Hal?
If he ever managed to get DNA from the Anti-Monitor for the Omnitrix Hall is fricked.
Anti-Monitor doesn't have DNA, he's energy inside a shell, like Onslaught.
The Omnitrix can do energy beings, seemingly as long as they have some sort of equivalent to DNA in a way
>*Over willpower*
Nothing personal, kid.
>needed multiple lanterns to take down a weakened b***h
>1% power increase
Hal solos the entire Green Lantern Corp.
>needed amps and attacked off-guard
>Takes off ring
*BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU IN REAL LIFE*
Hal won.
Why do people hate Hal? The guy seems pretty damn cool even if he gets shafted when it comes to non comic book media.
Because Kyle should be the main Green Lantern and Hal WA sonly brought back thanks to oldgays crying
Because Jon became more iconic only to get shafted when the movie was made
Because Green Lantern has always sat in a bit of a middling spot within the league in terms of popularity
>ESL
I? Cachinnate.
>Our 24 hours is up!
This sentence feels oddly erroneous
look how tough and based my self inserting child molester is, ganging up on a derelict carcass of a villain while spouting boomer one liners!
>you now remember Swan trying to pass this off as full-power Mandrakk before admitting he hadn't actually read the comic
NOT THAT MANDRAKK HAS ANY GOOD FEATS!!
Whatever Manhunter's species is now
Kryptonian as well
>*Yawn*
Turning into shit to do shit is a lame power.
>jealous of the fact that he can make things appear but not become things
Jordanbros... we are sub-Wonder Twins level.....
>Form of Mobius Stripe
Easy as Pie.
>What was that, chump
I didn't hear you from the all that SEETHING!
>jobbed to the quote
I cachinnate.
>Makes flamethrower
Batman was right, Martian are jobbers.
>he is unaware that the fire thing is actually deep seated trauma and not a physiological weakness
>Sub Joker-tier
He's too DAMAGED!!!!
>joker>robin
>robin>hal (established in all star batman)
checks out
Like, aside from just going Alien X?
Um, I imagine Kryptonian DNA would be a good choice. Turning into a roided version of Supes seems like a solid way to wreck Hal.
Aside from that, I imagine a bunch of cosmic beings have DNA too. Get some and boom.
MM would also be a solid idea... honestly he already feels like a Ben 10 alien to a degree.
We meet again Hal
>posting the edit
This is what really happened, I was the background .JPEG file for the fight.
Probably some Greek myth parody where the threads of fate job to scissors
The scissors that trapped Popeye
Characters this season that beat Gojo
>No diff tier
Discord
Bill cypher
Raven
Phoenix
Frieza
Megatron
The doctor
Silver Surfer
Martian manhunter
Courage
Scooby
Son Goku
Clark Kent
>Low diff tier
Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
>Mid diff tier
Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
Characters this season Gojo beats
>High diff tier
Makima
>Mid diff tier
Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
>Low diff tier
Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
>No diff tier
Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)
This is the last reply to the list
If I see any of you reply to this list in this thread or any future threads...
Cole can resist Unlimited Void long enough to drain Gojo directly, and his bolts like the ice rocket can bypass Infinity since they’re gas and have no actual mass. Same goes for his force pushes.
>Cole can resist Unlimited Void long enough to drain Gojo directly
Care to elaborate anon? A while ago another anon was talking about some "Ionic brain" that could bypass Limitless, but he never explained what was that or who this Ionic brain belong to.
>and his bolts like the ice rocket can bypass Infinity since they’re gas and have no actual mass.
I don't think that's how it works, Gas based attacks still have some mass in them (but the mass is dispersed or something) also if Gojo can block energy based attacks (that shouldn't have much mass to begin with) he can definitely block gas.
It doesn't matter much if Cole can actually bypass limitless, he way faster than Gojo and could easily end the fight inside his domain.
>Same goes for his force pushes.
Cole had fore pushes? In that case maybe he actually wins low diff.
I was that anon, and I was talking about Evil Cole's Ionic DRAIN
It seems to drag the bioelectricity directly out of the targets, thus, even if limitless somehow activates and it doesn't reach Cole to refuel him, Gojo's brain has already been drained.
Karma system was cool. Evil path had the most badass labels for Delsin in Second Son. Thug, criminal, bioterrorist, most wanted and infamous; i should replay that game it some day.
Across the 3 main games
On every evil run I fricking LIVED for that "Infamous" title drop
When I first played 1 I KNEW it had to be that
>I was that anon, and I was talking about Evil Cole's Ionic DRAIN
Kek, I'm sorry anon, my dislexic ass can't read for shit...
>It seems to drag the bioelectricity directly out of the targets, thus, even if limitless somehow activates and it doesn't reach Cole to refuel him, Gojo's brain has already been drained.
Well this is a hell of a Wincon, It targets both Gojo's weaknesses of being drained and having his brain targeted (although you can make an argument bioelectricity is not the same to CE but honestly that little difference won't really save Gojo)
>You’re right about the gas being blocked, but the actual sub zero temperatures it releases upon exploding isn’t something Gojo can defend against
That's a good argument, the only instance of Gojo interacting with temperature was against Jogo's domain (that supposedly burns normal sorcerers into nothing, but Gojo ignored) but we don't really know if Gojo actually avoided the heat or just the lava coming from the Sure hit attack.
So yeah, considering We are talking about almost impossibly cold temperatures that could potentially hurt Gojo.
>Ionic Drain has far more range and can even pull things towards Cole
Besides what the other anon said this could also help Cole to break Gojo's domain from the outside.
>Kessler dumped over a hundred years worth of information into Cole’s mind over the timeframe of a few seconds
Yeah, Gojo is fricked. We know UV's output is around 6 months of info every 0.2 seconds. And one could do autistic math to determine how much would it take for UV to reach 100 years. But if Cole could take such amount of info without much damage he definitely has enough time to kill Gojo inside his domain (Limitless is not active while UV is deployed)
This also makes me think that Axel, who similarly absorbs the memories of the people he kills almost immediately, might actually win.
You’re right about the gas being blocked, but the actual sub zero temperatures it releases upon exploding isn’t something Gojo can defend against. Force pushes (aka shockwaves) don’t actually have mass, and can shock those impacted, or stick them with timed electrical bombs. Ionic Drain and Bio Drain both absorb energy through armour, but Ionic Drain has far more range and can even pull things towards Cole. As for his resistances, both Unlimited Void and Hollow Purple are things he’s survived. Kessler dumped over a hundred years worth of information into Cole’s mind over the timeframe of a few seconds, and The Beast nor the Ray Sphere could disintegrate Cole down to his atoms despite being exposed to both on at least two different occasions.
HOLY SHIT
Just wait till Saiyaman unlocks his potential!
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>Hello! Green Lantern, best looking guardian of Sector 2814, at your service.
Does Hal have any other viable MUs?
If you want to be extremely lazy, Hal vs Gas. Simply from the energy construct similarity.
Wouldn't Gas be a bit much for him? The guy has a lot of power scaling to work with given how recent of an antagonist he is.
Gas doesn't have much more scaling going on than Black Freeza, he's just much stronger than UI Goku or UE Vegeta from the Granolah Saga. Which should easily put Hal in the ballpark of winning...I mean, Hal is in a similar tier to Superman and Thor, right?
If I knew just how much the Green Lantern rings boost Hal outside of the energy construct package I'd be able to answer that, has it ever given him anything like super strength or fast reaction times?
Can't say I can answer for you. I'm a Dragon CHAD just offering up a potential MU for Halbros.
They're meant to vaguely boost stats
Think of it like lesser Superman package... emphasis on lesser, natch.
Hal is fine, Gas only scales to manga stuff which makes him weaker then everyone
Depends on whether or not you're using real Hal or swanked Hal (forma de Muerte Batalla)
Chris Hansen and Elliot Stabler
I'd rather see Hal vs Ben remastered.
i think kyle has a better claim to that. pretty boy drives me nuts
Yo, Green Pedophile. Stop getting your ass beaten by 10 year old kids with light-up watches, and retire already so I, Guy GODner, can take center stage. Best move you can make.
>CHADuy CHADner
M-My knees.... They're bending....
>Goku and Superman smiling in the clash
Friendship bros. We won.
>they wanted to do something new not done on the show and this fight was a great opportunity for them to do it
yup friendship ending is happening
>friendship ending
what is this? Mortal Kombat?
It'll likely be one of them dying and the winner using the dragonballs to revive the other
We’ve already had like three different friendship endings though, one of which was this season.
I'm curious. If Freeza ended up in the DC Universe and got a Yellow Power Ring, how would he fare?
There's a lot Frieza could do with energy constructs that he can't do with ki energy, and depending on just how much fear he can put into people they'd be extremely strong constructs as well.
Yellow Lantern Freeza vs Green Lantern Goku
Do they have to kill each other?
>you and I are not so different
No and in reality they wouldn't. They'd fight and after it was over Goku and Clark would be friends.
Predicting the dialogue is gonna be like All Might vs Might Guy where they complement each other throughout
Just waiting to catch him off guard!
Superman TANKED that btw
Unrealistic, the AK model rifle in Fortnite is semi auto only
>GODku pushed it even further beyond
Holy FRICKKKKK......
>gokek needs a gun to fight now
lmao, what happened to all that god power?
Could ask the same of Superlad
>Downplaying GUN
Reminder Darkseid was defeated by GUN
Is there anyone HE can't defeat?
biscuit oliva
Why does Baki look like I drew it as a child
Baki is too detailed to look like it was drawn by a child, WAY too detailed, it's more like if a computer that doesn't know what the uncanny valley is drew it.
Because the soul you once had remains as a vestigial memory in your mind
I wonder if Baki will ever get featured on Death Battle.
Too problematic, sorry sisters
Probably. Baki VS Ohma is a big one
who the frick would yujiro fight
like canonically the guy is the strongest being on the planet and there's always some bullshit he's doing
He could fight Heihachi or Akuma.
It really should have been Akuma
>Akuma
Would fall to me in Kombat.
I'm Kachinnating.
>JOBden
Akuma victim
You've no idea how busted MK1 is.
Why does he look like a Filipino? Liu Kang looks Pakistani too
Doesn't he lose his god powers in that game? Shang would probably have a better chance against Akuma now tho.
So, the new game makes it so everyone one MKXI, so everyone has a Titan-tier (presumbaly galaxy at minimum) version, so even Mo-cap should be able to beat Akuma.
Raoh if they want to bring back Fist of the Northstar (it's going to get a new anime).
I think they said he's going to have a cameo in the episode.
Why did they even replace him? Also what happened to the old Superman voice?
The guy who voiced Superman is also getting a cameo.
They only get TFS voices if they feel they can match the original voices enough now. They've been wanted to do less references to them since they want viewers to think of the actual characters and not the TFS versions. Superman's old voice hasn't been on youtube for a while now.
Just have him fight Kinnikkuman or something.
Filtered.
homie did I say it was a bad thing
apologize
I said APOLOGIZE
now beg
Batman
Only if BatGOD has prep time though.
>He doesn't know about the Breakers version
Huh, so it is the Fortnite Superman in the preview. I dont play that, so yes i learned that from this webm lol
I can't wait for Christmas so I can buy Mark and Nolan.
>hoping they'll have a big rerun on christmas
>bought Eve
Why is Superman such a deranged fricking psychopath?
Why does Superman violate the law?
just like my hero
>/dbs/ style PSYCHOPATH edits
That's the one thing I was hoping would come out of these threads lmao
>shartyb***h is already seething
Hello Batsy.
Batbros, our VILLAIN is a God of Destruction now...
so wait they got xander mobus?
Yeh, not even his first time in Deatbattle. He was Lion-O back in He-Man's episode and recently played Guts in Guts vs Dimitri.
>Exist to job.
He is the Bejita of his universe.
Good thing he's immortal so that jobbing problem doesn't keep him down permanently.
What's the point of being immortal if you still get your shit rocked
He can always learn from the experience, though I'm not sure anything he'd learn from jobbing to Omni-Man would help.
Protect his neck.
>Thousands years old being goes berserk
>Finds out he couldn’t hurt the other guy at all and is basically seen as a kid throwing a tantrum
Is there anything more emasculating?
comes off as pro-alien propaganda to be honest. really disappointed he became so irrelevant in the great scheme of things
To be fair, that’s most of Invincible. I don’t know why they can’t just get a sorcerer dude who can turn Viltrumites into like glass or some shit to beat them
Probably would've killed Thragg's hype. i wouldn't have minded Immortal getting crept up the way Allen did. Fricking ALLEN gets to be Viltrumite tier but not the Immortal
>The guy who got blitzed and chopped up like sushi by Nolan pissing about wasn’t Viltrumite tier
>The guy who actually gave Nolan a challenge when he first interacted with him is Viltrumite tier
Whoa………….
Nolan would trash early Allen. Goofy ass one eyed alien or millennia old magic caveman... I know which one is cooler, alien c**t
He’s not a caveman, he’s a Celtic warrior
Pardon me, Sheamus
He is?
Allen fought evenly(ish) with Early Nolan when he came by Earth, so I don’t know what kind of point you’re trying to make. Believe it or not, the guy specifically bred to be strong is strong. Insane notion, I know. Immortal was a jobber since day one, Allen was showed to be as strong as Early Mark since day one.
Think I'll have him on par if I ever write some Invincible fics.
>Masakox has been replaced
We fricking won
TeamUNFUNNYStar won't taint Death Battle again.
Thank God
That will make me only be a little pissed if Goku loses. I cringed seeing people request Masakox
well this is fricking awkward
Also voices N from Murder Drones, SEXYMANku is now a thing.
>Gonna have to listen to N-ish death screams
Frick now I'm sad. N genuinely makes me so happy even though I've never watched MD and just know him through some bios and clips
>heteromantic arsenal, currently dating
...what?
As in, he likes dating women, but he doesn’t like having sex.
Kinda based ngl.
It's a complicated way of saying he's a straight guy with a small sex drive.
Oh, didn't even notice my autocorrect didn't even recognise whatever that is
Put a green shirt on him and he'd kinda look like Shaggy. Fitting he gets to do UI Goku.
They had to get rid of Masako after finding out he was on a podcast with Psyguy like 9 years ago.
before or after the controversy surrounding psyguy
It was way before that, Little Kuriboh was on that show a bunch and probably invited him.
Takahta101 WILL reprise Nappa for the fight against Conquest
Going to be nice seeing Nappa getting absolutely speed blitzed.
>There's an actual Bengay seething over Hal
KWAB!
why is Hal R. Jordan such a pathetic fricking loser?
Because Kyle should have rightfully replaced him, until a few oldgays started crying, thus resulting in comics stagnating
Kyle was fricking robbed, first that then DC cuckng him out of White Lantern
Hal and Clark both share the fact their only noteworthy achievement in 30 years is winning fanfiction fights.
And getting raped
Hey now, Clark had some decent box office outings and I thought Man of Steel was decent
Hal... Not so much, but he hasn't been turned gay by hack writers yet, so hey.
Clark's shipbait cartoon was successful to get a second season too
Because he sucks ass.
>I thought we were cool
Frick you, BATbitch!
halsisters..... why are the parademoms fisting our hero......
>IESLB
That post was grammatically correct.
ParademoNs anon not parademoMs.
Well anon, being evil moms would explain their attacking angle disposition.
no they're paradeMOTHERS
it was stated in cfyow
Why did that movie do Hal so dirty.
Every mainstream media does HAL dirty. It’s like there’s zero protection for the character when he escapes comics.
>Early Career Hal
I HOLD THE LINE, Stone Golem.
Reminder that if you think Wonder Woman beats Thor, you’re basically saying Donna Troy beats Beta Ray Bill
>Beta Ray Bill
I remember when I first saw him in that animated Thor movie. I've always thought he looked fricking moronic.
He does and his origin story is Gary Stuish to a fault. He's worthy, he beats Thor, Sif is instantly smitten with him, Odin calls him his son, he gets a brand new enchanted mallet made of Uru after Odin cashes in on a compact with the dwarves...
His thing is being noble to an absurd degree that he can beat out a God’s worthiness.
Donna Troy is a clone of WW. Beta Gay b***h is a horse that can't beat fire.
Sure, your terms are acceptable
>why is Hal R. Jordan such a pathetic fricking loser?
>J-Jon's homosexualry was too strong I'm sorry Mr Kent *dies*
Looks like the Halbro was right about there being Bengays here, just took them a while to reveal themselves.
It was obvious when some gay kept bringing up Alien X for no reason
>gojotard seething about alien x and saying he gets stomped=bengays
?????????
>no one mentions Alien X
>suddenly Alien X is all over the thread
Maybe next time don't be so obvious Bengay
If you're talking about this thread, Alien X was brought up a total of once (1) before your post.
You're going to pretend this is the first time you've posted about Alien X out of nowhere Bengay?
These other supossed instances of "ALIEN X OUT OF NOWHERE" being?
You were in the previous threads Bengay, I'm sure you can find it
>can't bring evidence
HalSCHIZO......
There's already enough evidence to show you're mindbroken Bengay
Even if such "evidence" existed, you would conveniently lack it, like the "evidence" of alien x being brought up out of nowhere.
All the evidence? Right here in these threads Bengays
And yet you can't present any of it. Amusing.
>bengay can't read
Let me know earlier next time so I'm not bullying the disabled.
>b-b-be-
What am I supossed to read, b***h? You have presented no evidence other than "trust me bro".
>he stutters too
Sorry kid. Didn't know you were an actual moron.
>no argument
HalBITCH.....
>mindbroken Bengay has nothing left
>projecting after realizing he never had any "evidence"
KWAB!
>haltard manages to insult HIMSELF
century's fumble
They believed willpower fueled their posts but it was actually schizophrenia. Halgays are the real Sentrygays
>sentrygay morphed into halgay
real lore????
>ESL
I think this general is the only place that still thinks Goku will win. Literally every other community (Reddit, Youtube, Discord) ALL believe that Goku’s getting stomped again.
>using reddit and discord
You will go back to where you came.
You have to account for the number of "people" who will point and yell "He ain't neva read a Superman comic!!" if you dare to say Superman might not be a cosmology buster who can step out of the pages and hit you in real life
He didn't beat Thor's worthiness, he was just as worthy but with the plot behind him
>Superman comics
Okay let's talk about some comic Supermen.
Kingdom Come? Loses to Goku as he currently is in DBS.
Post Crisis? Loses.
Nu52? Loses.
Red Son? Loses.
All-Star? Yep. Loses.
Is that enough comic Supermen for you or need I go on?
>Post Crisis? Loses.
Nope
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_(Post-Crisis)
>Solar System Level
yep.
Universe busting way back in Infinite Crisis
Oh Universe level? So is current DBS Goku and I'd still put my money on him.
I wouldn’t. Superman has more stamina, range with heat vision and ability to fight outside Earth’s atmosphere
Cool. Goku does too since that's where he fought Beerus in Battle of Gods when he was way weaker than he is now.
Well no he was still in the exosphere. It’s why those cereal guys can drown him.
No "he" wasn't. I use quotation marks because you forgot the subject that goes with this predicate
Busting space time continuums when fighting Kal-L
No he didn't
now post the rest of the comic
Their fight didn't cause Infinite Crisis. Their fight happened while Infinite Crisis was going down
going to be multi-universal soon which is going to be infinite multiversal soon
Post Crisis Superman got booty blasted by Kingdom Come Superman didn't he?
Yes
Superman also fought with WHTTMOT Superman during Loeb's World's Finest. I remember WHTTMOT Superman gave Batman a dressing down, telling him how fricking annoying it always was pretending to be impressed by him.
I thought that was sort of uncalled for, because Batman wasn't really a dick to Superman until after COIE.
>No boxing glove
Boo. At least have Hal boost Bruce like he did in The Nail.
That sounds about right if it's DBS Goku
>3:0 soon
>Mobile MOESHITTER admits he uses Reddit and Discord
KWAB!
I think it would be a cool fight. It’s admittedly kind of a stomp for Bill, but I kinda would like a good flying brick slugfest
Even if they do the Omni-Man > Supreme > Gladiator > Thor scaling for equal stats. Bill has portals and long range attacks. Plus he does technically have a Super Saiyan form
>He got mad enough to make a thread
ThorBros. We won. Hey Beta Ray Billgay, your gary stu sucks.
>Pride Thor
Gay af
Just because Hyperion and I have some fun every now and then doesn't make it gay.
Hulk thought Hulk was special!
>Making an entirely new thread just to whine about a character he doesn't like
KWAB!
god forbid someone should discuss comic books on Cinemaphile
What other interesting match ups do Goku and Superman have besides each other?
Goku has composite Ryu, Superman has Optimus Prime
So is this basically Alternity Optimus vs CAS?
CAS isn't Superman
Fine. Alternity Prime vs Milkman Man.
Milkman is a fraud who jobbed to base Wondie
I have no idea how Milkman Man got built up to be this uber-powerful character. His entire existence is being something RetCon created because they couldn't corrupt the actual Superman. He's plan B replacement Superman.
You really wanna know, Otto? It's facepalm material.
Sure, tell me.
Pre-Crisis they were had a warrior culture before they became dorks. The headbands you see a lot of them wear, Supergirl in the 80's most notably? It's because their ancestors used headbands as slings. Post-Crisis, the warrior culture aspect was exaggerated, and Kryptonians were star conquerors before they went NEVER AGAIN and destroyed all their starships.
As far as I can tell, there's one off those vsbw off-shoots that has a page wanking the frick out of Milkman (and not in an ESL way, it's well written).
So this link gets posted repeatedly on places like Reddit, and between it looking official, the somewhat schizophrenic source material, and comic book wank being accepted in those places, the myth of Milkman is born.
That's so sad.
I always figured the fact they could only copy him was the feat
Goku vs Seiya, Superman vs Optimus.
I don't know about Supes, bot Goku?
Sonic, Sailor Moon, Pegasus Seiya, Ultraman, Saitama, I'm sure there's way more but those are the ones I hear the most.
Supes fights tend to be other lesser Supermen like Omni-man, Homelander, etc. or people trying to prove their FotM anime hero is really the strongest guys. It's the problem with being one of the strongest fictional characters, he gets matched up against strong guys. Ironically, probably the best one for him would be Jiren, similar background, actually able to hang with him.
Supes vs Goku is the OPUS of Battleboarding for a reason.
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Halbros... We got FRICKING EVISCERATED
h-he is making fun of my hero and they're LAUGHING....
>g-g-go
KWAB!
I believe it's supposed to be "GO GO POWER RANGERS!"
I find it funny how Death Battle has lost so much legitimacy over the years that people aren’t even trying to compare fights during fights anymore. Instead, they’re trying to find out-of-universe meta-reasons for why each character will win
>Superman will win again because Death Battle doesn’t like admitting to their mistakes
>but they already retitled their other videos as inaccurate, so maybe this time it’s different
>but Dragon Ball already got a pity win via Friezatron, so maybe now they’re cashing in on that pity
>but trying to buy Dragon Ball’s forgiveness with a free win doesn’t make sense if they’re gonna piss it all away a few months later
It is utterly laughable that Death Battle fans still consider themselves part of the VS debating community
Make Superman the same strength and speed level as Krillin and I guarantee he beats MUI Goku via Mind hax (Torquasm-Vo) and Skill (Torquasm-Rao).
These Kryptonians have a lot more fancy tricks than I expected.
They are not tricks, it is a complete martial art. Superman can be think of Lois' ass the whole time and his body and other parts of his mind would fricking you up in the mental and physical world.
I guarantee this is going to come up during the fight. Goku goes UI and then Superman pops his own UI.
Huh, and here I thought the Krpytonians didn't really do martial arts since they were better known for their tech, you learn something new every day.
They specialized in knowledge in general they reach a state of Utopian.
Has he ever used Vo against a non psychic? To my knowledge he used it the one time to fight Dominus, who was all about the mind, and never again
They'll probably bring up the pressure points again. Or that he's trained with Bruce and Diana and has done boxing before.
Wiz vs Boomstick?
Xander Mobus as Superman, eh? He's the Super Smash Bros. Wii U Announcer (continued in Smash Ultimate), Joker in Persona 5, and Darios in Fire Emblem Warriors. If you watched Wolverine vs Raiden, he also voiced Wolverine, and does a good impression of Cathal J. Dodd.
Thanks Xan
>next Godzilla fight is almost guaranteed to be against Hulk
I wanted him to fight Eren...
It should be Ultraman
Would be cool, but wasn't there a recent ballot banter that had Ultraman vs EVA 01?
Yep
>Sam thinks it’s really cool, though he thinks the visuals should be really trippy. He also says that Ultraman “might actually win this one”
oh yeah how is the ballot going?
Eren has ZERO good matchups. Either he’s fighting characters that fit him thematically, but either get literally stomped by him (Light) or stomp over him (Lelouch, Ken Kaneki, Homelander). OR, he gets a big character to have a kaiju battle with (King Kong, Mt Lady, Baby Goku Oozaru form) that share literally zero connections with him other than just growing big.
>KEKren has no good matchups
Fitting.
Rico Rodríguez
Wait what happened to Wander from Shadow of the Colossus
That's sort of his problem. His thematic matchups are against normal human characters, but his power and combat style is to become xyber huge and fight as a titan. If you limit him to his 3d gear and blades, people will be upset, but if you have him fight as a titan, you need him up against something equal to the titan, so your best matches are guys who can show off both sides. The problem is you either deal with Ultraman, or similair Tokus who grow huge, or someone like Hawkeye, who has both the martial skill to keep up with Titan Hunter Eren, and then has his Pym Particles to become huge and fight Titan Eren, and both of those choices absolutely mog him.
Bill wins.
>But he was tri-
Bill wins.
>But spra-
Bill wins.
>But Discord won the wa-
BILL. WINS.
Discord would just come back to life again while Bill remains TRAPPED and BETRAYED.
>Bill
>Gets btfo and outrun by children. Even at his absolute most wanked still gets spanked by meta hax
>Just a subordinate of Black Hat with a mere smidge of his power bequeathed to him is capable of instant transmission and outright deleting you on the meta level
Bill's weak
>black gay
Actual genuine spicfiction
Cope Billgay. The triangle's smalltime to the actual big boys. I doubt he could even take HIM from PPG
jobs to Batkek
>Can't even win a single Fortnite battle canonically
JOBkek more like.
one of the main reasons i dislike UI is that it's contingent upon raw power as much as zero reaction time dodging. it becomes just another form instead of the ultimate state of fighting
>Bill wins.
Uh... The winner is Bill Cipher.
eeeeyB !dlog yub ,margoloh a si esrevinu eht ,noisulli na s'ytilaeR
SLAM!
>My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
>Hello, Kira
>I'm the Doctor
First time I read this online, I assumed this was the protagonist speech opening part 4
>D-Diana...Bruce....His transformation was too much for me, I've never seen such power before...It's all up to y-you two now...Stop...Zarbon.....
Hal fricking sucks
.... but not quite as much as FATman.
Kek. It's funny because it's true, Batman completely blows.
SHITlantern keeps getting his ring stolen by Batman and Superman.
He's okay. His fans can be good too, when they like him for him. But 100% of the "fans" you'll see here only like him for power level discussions
Kill all green lanterns
But not before offing the Batgayily.
>Spergs out about Wonder Woman
>Starts sperging out over Hal
He really is Bruce Wayne's fanclub.
Cyborgbros will he sperg out about us too??????
SHIT characters
Flashbros is he going to come after our hero?
Could Goku beat Muhammed Ali without any powers?
Yujiro respects Ali so no
Bruce Lee said even he couldn't beat Ali. Dude was a machine.
Lost to Inoki
Bruce Lee was 5'7'' and 140 pounds. No shit 6'3'' 230 pounds Cassius Clay would beat him
Just look at that movement. It’s practically magic
>Before being trained by Batman
No. We already saw that.
>After being trained by Batman
Yes.
...... anon?
What? Superman has trained with Batman and Wonder Woman in martial arts.
The post is asking about Goku
Ah, I see. I'm a dummy.
How accurate is this?
Green Lantern would stomp the shit out of him.
Vegeta solos
Yeah that seems about right.
JOBikma getting the Chi-Chi kissless treatment
What a loser
Marvel hates their own characters more than DC
>the batgay has managed to speedrun 7 different poster arcs in 5 days
SCHIZObats knows no limits to his insanity.
>426 posts
>103 images
>51 posters
The DCEU has been an absolute
disaster.
Entertainment has never been good. All of it sucks ass.
I AM THE NIGHT homosexual!
Panpedo vs Halgay when?
I'm trans btw
>ESL
KILL ALL LANTERNgayS
No, batgay, you were entering the "anti-Flash" arc
Anti-lanterns is scheduled for Friday
Wonder woman didn’t do a single thing in the DCAMU except job.
My hero lost...
….to Batman
... After Spider-Man renamed himself Batman.
We went from having a chill spidergay who answered on topic questions; to this joker.
I miss that guy
Weird how this thread of all places is better on summer
Shazam was a fricking loser in the DCAMU too. moron barely did anything except mess shit up.
>he's kicking the hornet's nest
>No one even mentioned Shazam
>Still spergs out over him
>he thinks he can get away with insulting GODzam
“Jiren, I don’t want to do this…” Makima said almost in tears as she stripped her clothes. “Are you- are you sure this is what you want?” “Makky, just….just shut the frick up…” Jiren said, clearing out his phone to film what was about to take place. “But Ji, I don’t want to frick this man, I only want to have sex with YOU!” Makima whined as the large Sayian bill ran his hands down her smooth, thin curves, tracing around her hipbones, a hungry look in his eye. “Makima, I said shut up. I don’t want to do this either, but it has to be done.” Jiren said, turning on the film. Makima said nothing as the sayian male grew closer to her. “Okay, if- if that’s what you want…”
Meanwhile Krillin was peering through the window, his small penis hard as a rock. “Yabba dabba DOOOOOOOOO!!!! I gotta do this with 18!”
Is it SS3 Goku fricking Makima
Idk
Wonderb***h was so fricking stupid in War.
My hero LOVES kids that run around in spandex, he's such a cool guy!
Flash trips and breaks his neck
"his", as in, batman's
WTF is going on here?
Swan forces me to dress up as Alucard while he does unspeakable things to me that involve his anatomically correct life-size DIO statue.
>MOE PISS out of fricking NOWHERE
Get out of here SHITffy this is a MAN'S thread, no space for little kids like you.
I did no such thing. I went before I left!
Not you Moe GODward, you're alright.
What if Goku was bitten by a radioactive spider?
Van Zant shoots Grandpa Gohan.
/dbs/posting is the most unfunny forced shit I've ever seen
>Cuckposting
>Gay sex
>Scat fetishes
>Repeating the same posts but with opposite meaning
>Adding phrases onto posts to change their meaning
There, that's every /dbs/ thread every day for years. No wonder people become Cinemaphile refugees just to talk about Dragon Ball, and now you frickers are taking your boring repetitive garbage here too.
ENOUGH.
... Of bringing up other bulls. This is a PAUL thread.
yum
The most egregious fricking jobbing I have ever seen in my LIFE.
But can he beat Paul with the Wall abilities?
OH BOY, SEMEN, YUM YUM
/dbs/posting is the funniest and most natural kind of posting I've ever seen.
Wonder Woman is the most useless characters I’ve ever seen in fiction.
C'mon Clark, Bruce, let's get you back in your cribs.
Thanks Wondie. FATman was acting up.
GOD WW IS SO HOT IN THE COMICS.
Goku....your grand daughter has failed, my son...
Even with Xeno scaling Jon's homosexualry is still stronger than Pan sorry Superman
Time travel, please GOKU SAMA
Superman... It appears the very concept of "DC" is linked to Jon's homosexuality.....
DC stands for D Canal, that is of course the ass
This thread has been a riot and a half, and we didn't even need to shitpost much to get some laughs.
Next thread let's pretend the next match is Wally vs Sonic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Speaking of, is Super Eggman a thing now, right?
WALLYBROS IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REAL
DCAMU Wonder Woman was a huge jobber. I don’t think she won a single fight outside of fodder.
Next thread, let's pretend I'm still Konata.
>Lanterns
MUH CONSTRUCTS
>"you should retire you know? I can take care of your city by myself just fine. Keep the money flowing into the league and your cum flowing inside me and everything is going to be okay Bruce."
You now remember him getting raped by Talia is canon
Forget it Wonderbra, this man can't get hard. He won't even rape the Joker.
Crazy b***h, just take the Batwiener!
>CHADposting
>Heterosexual images
>CHADrroting
There, that's every /dbs/ thread every day for years. No wonder the halls have spread to Cinemaphile to make more anons into CHADgon CHADall scholars, and now you scholars are bringing your original gold here too.
Diana tanked that btw
t. coping jobber
Coping jobber? Oh you mean Batman.
NNNNOOOOO DON'T INSULT FATMAN
You know, there is a DC character named Fatman.
Really?
He's older than Batman, too.