Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-goku.html
Goku Preview:
Superman Preview:
Fight Preview:
https://streamable.com/4cbzhn
Fight Music:
https://streamable.com/6ff5ez
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Superman's Mom got fricked by Lobo.
And his dad WATCHED
No he didn't, she asked him to look away
I remember.
Goku is going to use these forms in this order how do you feel?
Grew a chub
Sill Goku win?
Se think so
I have found listtroon's vsbattles profile.
>Sentry vs Gemini saga
Cringe
There's no better combination than Cinemaphile users and severe schizophrenia.
Cope
What's cringe about the match it's cool. We have yet to get a gold vs gold match.
Eh nothing really other than the fact that listtroon likes to spam it here for some reason.
didn't look like he was a fan of any of the things he spammed here considering he didn't know shit about the characters and setting. i remember a final fantasy fan rebuffing his warrior of light wank and a seiya fan rebuffing his saint seiya wank while all he did was post imgur links from vsbw's profiles
I saw the ff debunk pic on my saved images today
It's still great
They might actually do this.
Either way we need Sentry and Moon Knight both on the show.
Along with Cyclops and maybe a return for Wolverine.
Just get all of Marvel's Supermen and Batmen duos to be in DB.
Since GvS3 is going to be shit, I'm going to list what I want for the fourth one
>The fight has to be 20 minutes minimum not counting transformations
>Goku has to go through every single transformation
>Each transformation sequence has to be this long and exaggerated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xojjc4GJJk
>The DBZ warriors must be watching the fight and explaining every single action and attack, while struggling to comprehend what's even happening
>Earth must be destroyed and restored several times during the fight, each time it has to be addressed as something unprecedented
>Superman wins with one punch, he flies away as his theme is playing
>Goku's spirit is smiling on the sky as he flies away, doing a thumbs up
>Analysis determines that Superman wins because he has a cape and Goku doesn't
>Yates isn't anything near this fight
>Next time is Goku vs Superman 5
You know what they should do, they should hire Etoilec1 Animations to draw it considering he did a 40 minute Goku vs Saitama video, and is having Goku vs Blast, Vegeta vs Superman, and Saitama vs Hulk coming up soon.
I can't believe,
1. They're gonna make Goku lose to Superman again
2. Show Goku getting Dogwalked and brought to UI in the preview, stupid as frick lmao
3. and expect us to care about this stupid ass MU
4. End DBZ's losing streak just to kickstart it again
My hot take is neither of them kill each other in the end, and it becomes a "spar battle" I guess,
>implying he'd want Goku to win,
Pure 100% kino
Fricking hell THAT is the song??...The animation better be incredible... Man this is gonna hurt my ability to rewatch the fight.
I’m hoping it’s gonna be like Inhuman where the Track sounds better I with the actual fight
Inhuman was my favorite track of the season. But the Goku vs Superman track isn't doing it for me.
I kinda want a Sekibayashi fight
Tiger Mask? I personally could go for Retsu vs Gaolong
why not retsu vs agito?
How about it?
While I do like Igari, I personally kinda see Kengan MUs branch outside or Baki
That's fair. I don't know many pro wrestler characters from other media, maybe Sgt. Slaughter?
I wanna say Gief (they even have a nice nod in the SF Kengan crossover one shot) but it would be such a stomp
Didn’t Ohma beat Ryu?
It was a literal dream dreamt by Ohma.
I always hate those. Reminds me of Vegeta vs Saitama.
It was a crossover
>Didn't Ryu fight Asura?
Characters this season that make Gojo into a feminist
>No diff tier
Discord
Bill cypher
Raven
Phoenix
Frieza
Megatron
The doctor
Silver Surfer
Martian manhunter
Courage
Scooby
Son Goku
Clark Kent
>Low diff tier
Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
Cole (exploits Gojo's weakness to brain damage and energy drain , has a massive speed and toughness advantage. UV's effects would likely not work on him, or at least it would take too much time before it does)
>Mid diff tier
Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, while Gojo has the power to kill him Alex has a key counter to his DE in the from of his advanced way to absorb info. Without that Alex is likely to win against him)
Characters this season Gojo turns into misogynist
>High diff tier
Makima
>Mid diff tier
Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
>Low diff tier
Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
>No diff tier
Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)
Kek they’ve only gotten MORE lenient with DC scaling since GvS2. Heroes Goku actually does scale to his cosmology while Superman doesn’t at all. He isn’t the presence or Lucifer Morningstar. He isn’t even Spectre tier. They will scale him to DC though and say it is gorillions of times more infinity than Dragon Ball. Canon Goku still loses, but Heroes should sweep with hax
Fricking hell, this might be the worst track Yates has done for the show, my interest for the fight was already low, but this genuinely killed it for good
I am just wondering how condescending they’ll be to dragon ball fans again lol. Superman is also looking like an npc too
Who is the biggest jobber in western comics? Would he be a good match up for Gilgamesh?
Ghost Rider with his penance stare. It jobs like how Cu's Gae Bolg always jobs (except that one time in Hollow Ataraxia).
Doctor Strange or Silver Surfer
Orion exists to job.
Never mind about pretty-boy gilgamesh, who is the matchup for the great Ur-jobber here
The traditional match is Chewbacca
>Ur-jobber
Only in TNG, in DS9 he pretty much wins every fight he's in
Superman.
Thor
So what if Goku wins because of Hakai?
I'm pretty sure Superman has some reality erasure resistance feat somewhere
>Tanked Darkseid’s Omega Beams which act the same as Hakai.
>The Time Trapper couldn’t erase Superman from history nonmatter how hard he tried.
>Dr. Manhattan deduced that Superman’s very existence is tied to the existence of the DC multiverse.
We are 3 layers deep into existance-erasure tanking.
>jobber beams
>Dr. Manhattan deduced that Superman’s very existence is tied to the existence of the DC multiverse
If this nets Superman the win lmao
Instead of saying Superman has no limits, they go one step higher and say Superman is the EMBODIMENT OF HOPE
>goku kills superman
>this also kills all of dc
would it be kino
Pretty sure Superman has resistance against that kind of stuff.
>Dr.Manhattan erase Superman from existence. the universe said "nah" and kept bringing them back.
That's not resistance that's full fricking plot armor
Anon, Manhattan COULDN'T erase Superman. It was kind of a plot point.
Not only that, but after Manhattan altered the universe to alter Superman and weaken him, the Superman he attempted to erase just came back and said 'nah'.
>after Manhattan altered the universe to alter Superman and weaken him
What are you even talking about? Killing Alan Scott because he's curious about the effects of changing history or something else? He erased Superman several times but found the metaverse just creates new versions of him in their place after he disintegrates them with a thought.
You morons are so disingenuous I can't tell when you're even making stuff up anymore.
>Goku kills Superman
>Another comes in to take his place
>This is what anons wanted for frieza vs Megatron
>In order to kill Superman, Goku must destroy the entire DC multiverse including the presence.
>Ala Raven vs Jean
Otto sisters...WHAT THE FRICK DO WE DO!?!?!?
I was talking more about other stuff.
Like Omega Beams for instance.
In the bendis comics he resisted existence erasure
final criris/legion of 3 worlds established that Time Trapper couldn't erase Superman either
>That's not resistance that's [SuperCHAD's passive fate manipulation]
Holy FRICK.
AYO CHUDS WHO ELSE BE UP IN THE CRIB endorsing tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and/or other psychopathic mindsets; or any media that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general.
Berserkbros........ Miura was an anti-social psycho........
So true bestie! I loved it when Guts went through his pro power-mad egotism arc
>that awful track
Goddamn it. Is fhe fight atleast 10 minutes?
5 minutes at best.
>after much research, we are forced to conclude that the match would keep on going in a never ending loop.
>Everyone buys it
>Except this place
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Oh man this is kind of endorsing tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and/or other psychopathic mindsets; or any media that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general.
All Season 10 fighters ranked by height
>Megatron tier
Megatron (38/1158cm)
>Giant tier
Guts (6'8/204cm)
Darth Vader (6'7/202cm) (in armor)
Martian Manhunter (6'7/200cm) (variable)
Rick (6'6/198cm)
>Man tier
Silver Surfer (6'4/193cm)
Superman (6'3/191cm)
Gojo (6'3/190cm)
Dimitri (6'2/188cm)
The Doctor (David Tennant is 6'1/185cm)
Ant-Man (6'0/183cm) (variable)
Atom (6'0/183cm) (variable)
Cole MacGrath (6'0/182cm)
>Manlet tier
Obito Uchiha (5'11/182cm)
Raven (5'11/180cm)
Alex Mercer (5'10/178cm) (variable)
Goku (5'9/175cm)
>Woman tier
Makima (5'8/173cm)
Phoenix (5'6/186cm)
>Child tier
Misaka (5'3/161cm)
Killua (5'2/158cm)
Frieza (5'2/158cm) (in Final Form) (variable)
>Animal tier
Rocket Raccoon (4'0/122cm)
Stitch (3'0/91cm)
Scooby Doo (2'4/72cm)
>??? tier
Courage (no official height given)
Dragonborn (variable depending on player)
Chosen Undead (variable depending on player)
Bill Cipher (the frick)
Discord (a horse(?) but also a tiny horse?)
6'6" is now the standard for men.
If you're aren't that, you're either a dwarf or a child..
Rickbros...we just made it
>Drinking actually makes you shorter
Rickbros...we fricked up.
I can't believe Raven could peg Goku
I'll be damned. He finally got guitars. Points for that.
I thought that Manhattan didn't try to do anything to Superman because he didn't know what would happen?
What's the tournament poll at?
54% for Tom vs coyote with 2.5k votes already cast.
Perhaps Ben will decide it's time for the mail in votes to arrive....
Thoughts on the track
it sucks
Awful. Feels extremely generic and doesn't feel like Superman or Goku. Lyrics make it sound like some sort of bizarre therapy session for Goku's WAKU WAKU autism.
Who won?
Tick tock Supercucks.
SuperMAN cucks or Dragonabll Super cucks?
140970530
Detective Pikachu scene Ayyyyyy
TOGETHER
The absolute state of DC
Dragon Ball would nev-
Woah, Goku looks like that now ?!
I nut
I feel like Wally Schizo right now. Like I should be sure Superman wins, but I feel like I'm gonna trolled somehow.
>Godzilla Minus One made 11million on opening night in America
>"the most a Japanese live action film has made in America"
What was the highest grossing animated Japanese film? Was it the Broly movie or the first Pokemon movie?
Demon Slayer movie
Shit, seriously? Damn, I'm out of the loop when it comes to animated shit.
Don't let this distract you from the fact the MV just has a knockoff Gyaos now
Don't let this distract you that Daiei has a knockoff Rodan now.
Except Daei used Gyaos better than Toho used Rodan
You wouldn't know, you literally watch clips on youtube.
Let's see
>Rodan constantly jobs and does nothing but kind of exist as Godzilla's friend/bitch
>Gyaos constantly fights and gives Gamera a hard time, being his eternal enemy
More like
>Rodan was a viable threat to Godzilla, standing as his equal (1964)
You'd know if you watched the movies, Gameragay. Go back to watching Rebirth before they take it off Netflix.
WAS. Not IS. Gyaos is more like Ghidorah than he is Rodan because he's consistently remained a threat to Gamera throughout his entire filmography.
>literally became a swarm of canon fodder
>HE'S LIKE GEEDERAH
You stupid.
I'm talking about his role in the story you fricking ESL
>HE JUST LIKE GEEEEEEEEEDERAH
>is nothing like ghidorah, isn't even a solo entity anymore, and needs to rely on other monsters existing to explain him, especially in rebirth
>is a glass canon now, a glass canon swarm creature with no personality
>JUST LIEK GEEEEEDERAH
They're Kamacuras status now. You still stupid. Big stupid. Big Gay. Big Mongaloid. Consume draino.
His role in the story is that of the eternal enemy. All of Gamera's strongest enemies are based on Gyaos
Oh? Legion is based off Gyaos? Since Legion's the strongest Gamera enemy? The one that actually decimates planets? The one that actually KILLED Heisei Gamera?
Combine that bleach and chlorine and inhale deeply. Please. Do the world a favor.
Legion isn't his strongest enemy. Canonically that title goes to Barugon or Iris.
Also Legion didn't kill him. Watch the movies
>Barugon
Using the non-canon manga again.
>Didn't actually kill him.
Legion Blossom, something that launches a legion pod with enough force to destroy a major city, going off in his face, carbonizing him, killing him, until the kids all went 'we baweeve in gamewa' and he revived? Please. Watch the fricking movies, you can do so while inhaling that chlorine and bleach.
Officially it didn't kill him, just put him in a coma. He apparently would've healed given time but time wasn't something they had
When you're CARBONIZED, you're DEAD. You're literally TURNED INTO STONE. You fricking moron.
>ip didn't go up
It didn't go up because I was already posting in the thread, brainlet.
No you weren't. I was.
Do you even know how burns work?
For fricks sake the moment they give him enough energy the carbonization flakes away. Shit was like half a foot thick.
...CARBONIZATION IS THE ACT OF TURNING TO STONE. YOU FRICKING DOPE.
His outermost skin layer turned to stone. Wach the movie
Gamera's survived being frozen solid before and has a resistance to heat
That's SHOWA Gamera. Heisei Gamera is not Showa Gamera. Did you inhale that chlorine and bleach yet?
Isn't Heisei canonically stronger than Showa?
I think Showa gets over if you use Zone Fighter scaling.
I'm talking about Gamera
Hey otto what do you think about candyman vs freddy never happening because speedy (they/them) got triggered about nightmare on elm street?
What exactly did Speedy said about Nightmare on Elm street? I assume something it's something stupid knowing how he is.
Is one of the franchises they consider problematic
Did somebody say Bleach?
ghidorah is an out of context problem in the context of his more iconic appearances, not an eternal enemy. you could say he's godzilla's archenemy but he doesn't exist in relation to godzilla the same way gyaos does to gamera
Didn't S-Gyaos take Gamera turning himself into a Rasengan to kill?
I always thought of Gyaos as more like Destroyah.
Gyaos was demoted to Kamacuras status since 1997.
What would make you think that?
Viras is more like Destoroyah
>He doesn't know
Gamera is usually able to maul him when he's small enough. The problem being that if Gyaos is left to his own devices he starts turning into shit like THIS
>a non-cannon game.
>SEE!? SEE!? JUST LIEK GEEEEEEEEEEEEDERAH
Consume draino and combine chlorine and bleach.
And yet it's completely fine when you use Rulers of Earth or the Pipeworks games as a way to expand someone's characterization.
Your hypocrisy is boundless
>brings up RoE and Pipeworks out of nowhere
Chlorine and Bleach, mix well, inhale deeply.
I know how Godzilla fans operate. They're fans of a composited version of the character that doesn't exist in any singular form of media
Because otherwise, Godzilla is a fricking jobber.
No. We use the composited version in Death Battle threads, where it's well known they use Composited versions of different characters. That chlorine and bleach is getting lonely. Inhale deeply, several times.
Are you sure? I get the feeling that people do that shit with him
The Godzilla fandom, when they have debates about monsters fighting, use versions. It's not uncommon to see matches like 'Godzilla Showa (1974-75) vs so and so'. You're just screaming like a b***h cause Godzilla Minus One made 11M domestically in America. Holy shit. You're pathetic. Gamera doesn't know you exist. He never will. He's not real.
I HAVE watched the movie. If it was just his outter layer of skin, which it wasn't, why would the characters confirm he DIED. And was REVIVED by the magatama stones? OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T WATCH THEM. You admitted this in these threads and on /m/. Fricking inhale that chlorine and bleach combo, post haste.
I am? But I liked Minus One a lot.
In fact, to go further I'm actively hoping it succeeds because I think it's a wonderful Godzilla movie that really brings out the fear you SHOULD feel with him. Feels a lot more connected to the "Core" of the charcter.
because gameragay was always squealing like a stuck pig about gamera totally beating godzilla, being more impressive, just as popular etc etc
that's like saying gyaos is a muto. there is no fitting equivalent. it doesn't help your case how gyaos looks like dog shit next to ghidorah
They're both Hesei end bosses created by amping up something from the Showa series.
I want to see Gyaos vs Ion Dragon
>Hello Ms. Makima
>I'm the Doctor
>male-presenting
Yeah, you wouldn't get it.
present these nuts in your face Black person
Yikes. Male Time Lords are chuddies.
Curry sauce. All over your anus. Delish~
Where is Colin Baker when you need someone to choke someone
>instantly resorting to violence
Ewww. Male Time Lords just shouldn't exist, girl.
So true, sister!
Curry sauce. All over. Your anus. Delish~
>You're a male-presenting Time Lord
>the absolute state of modern doctor who
can i just talk about a show i once loved without being reminded of the shit it has become now
after all that good shit y'all were talking in the weeks before the rick fight?
what "good shit"
I played fair and didn't antagonize anyone
not even rickgays
Frick off Rickgay.
No. We ALL must suffer our character's lowest points here.
i just want to appreciate the era i grew up with and ignore the newer trash
talking about matt smith's doctor makes me happy
No, you must cultivate your hate for modern media until you actually do something about it even if it's just getting mad online.
>until you actually do something about it
like fricking what
the best way to kill it is to not watch it and pray the show gets unfricked
i just talk about the era of doctor who that is close to my heart
This is Who's Newton btw.
Now I try to be lenient with ethnicities, don't care if a Slav is cast as a Scandinavian, but isn't this MUCH too brown, in both skin and phenotype?
Thumbnail made me think it was Weird Al
Tennant looks depressed af.
“Something a male-presenting Time Lord will never understand.” - An unironic like from the special.
Makima keks...surely waku waku won't win again right!?
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The song is so shit, the guy needs to shut the frick up lol
New thumbnail and postshow will be a reoccurring thing
Interesting to now have a post show chat
for paycucks only
Shit thumbnail. Old one was better.
>They should make Dante vs Ryu Hayabusa a Death Battle only some the the Hayabusa gay on Cinemaphile has a meltdown.
The only recent meltdowns I have seen in Cinemaphile, related to Death Battle, belong to the DMC community, ironically. They are extremely butthurt that DMC's photoshopped lore-wank got called out, so now Nero and Dante are in danger of dying to Kratos or Doomslayer, unless Death Battle rigs another fight in their favor.
Makes sense now that they want Dante to fight Hayabusa.
Funnily enough Hayabusa actually wipes the floor with Dante
Nah, that's not why I want Dante to fight Hayabusa. There's a Ninja Gaiden poster on Cinemaphile who keeps calling DMC a baby game with enemies who don't fight back and spams the same images over and over again for months now. It's akin to Barry level autism for shitting on FFXVI and FFVII Remake every week. It has nothing to do with Death Battle.
I have to be honest anon.... is he wrong, truly?
All me and i am also trans if that matters btw
He's right though.
So tired of you j-action homosexuals shitting up other RPG topics, just because you want to move and mash Y while looking at some dipamine gauge.
I don't go into RPG threads besides KH threads on /vg/, which is an action RPG.
and he's right
ninja gaiden is an actual action game that asks you to balance offense and defense to win
dmc is comboslop where you hit sandbags, and when you're not hitting sandbags (see: the fallen) the gameplay falls apart
>keeps calling DMC a baby game with enemies who don't fight back
where's the lie? it is a baby game easier to play than old school GoW, Ninja Gaiden or Bayonetta 1 and 3
Bayonetta 1 is piss easy to play, what are you talking about. I had more trouble with DMC1 than I did with that game. Get out of that glass house you fool.
>had more trouble with DMC1
Yeah, because that one sucked as a hack n slash and it resembled more old school RE, for obvious reasons.
DMC IS a baby-tier action game though? Why else do you think it hit off like so?
Didn't Hayabusa lose to Strider?
Dante would be overkill.
>Didn't Hayabusa lose to Strider?
Plenty of people called bullshit on that though. It's like saying Wonder Woman lost to Rogue so she's fodder.
Wasn't their excuse for Strider winning some moronic OH MY SCIENCE wank or whatever
Yeah, there's no way Ryu would lose to some dude who dies in like 2 hits.
He's basically the Batman of stylish action genre.
God, i wish Ninja Gaiden 4 came out already.
>planet level hayabusa vs door level dante
Tick tock, dmcucks.
>Peter scales to Goku and Superman now
Homerbros….
He doesn't actually. KEK
That's swollen Peter.
Homer scales to Kingdom Hearts
ENTER
Composite Goku may not be able to beat Superman, but could Composite Godzilla stand a chance?
https://streamable.com/6ff5ez
Can anybody actually understand what he's saying? It sounds like gibberish at times.
>3 minute song
are you fricking serious they're doing another 3 minute fight
>We used all the budget on Toon fights like Bill vs Discord and Scooby vs Courage. Please understand!
tbf the frieza vs megatron song is like 3 min long but the fight itself was almost 5 min
>the fight is 6 minutes long
>last 3 minutes show how Clark DIESOFKEK as Goku plaps Lois
Would it be kino
Best I got is
>Can you feel (gibberish) We did this before. There can only be one. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. Just Saiyan' it's okay it doesn't matter who wins anyway. Test ourselves above in battle. Never fear (gibberish). WHO WILL WALK AWAY? WHO WILL WIN THE DAY?
All I can bear to decipher. The lyrics are so cringe.
>Who will walk away?
>Who will win the day?
I can't believe they pay this man to write lyrics.
Yes I can’t make out anything that was said
>Just Saiyan it's okay it doesn't matter who wins anyway
Goddamn it, Brandon
This is a repeat of GVS2. Just a little bit better.
>"GvS3 is our passion project and has been in our minds since 2020."
>will probably be a shitty 3 minute fight
>the soundtrack is shit
Bitches.
i think it's gonna be longer than 3 minutes. what was that fricking "Watch me! here i go!" song from?
it was some royalty free music only for the trailer
CAPITALIZE PLEASE
IM SORRY DADDYBATS
That was this song.
https://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/watch-me_36178
>actually better than yates
Man, where the frick is THEREWOLF when you need him?
Superman should teach Goku this trick. It would help him in case his heart condition comes back.
>Fight prediction plus Joe Chill vs The Burglar fight
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4QSk9zbGdHsg4-jgCFFF7w
Frick, forgot my pic.
I never found out who the frick Otto is
drumpfie tripgay
Funny making fun of Trump chads when Biden just pulled a gulf of tonkin an hour ago.
Slam that trip back on, Otto.
>I HECKIN LOVE FOREVER WARS!
Yes. Only gays hate war
>Getting filtered by Judge HolCHAD, CHADdowner and CHADator CHADstrong
Humanity requires war to advance and evolve. War is a necessary evil.
The CapeworldComics guy.
Oh, he's a obnoxious homosexual
Everything Otto said about politics was justified today. We're about to go to war in Yemen.
>The Song is 3 minutes
the fight is going to be a rushed underwhelming mess isn't it
GVS3 is a marketing gimmick
GVS3 will be great!
Shill bot.
I respect your opinion! have a stupendous day!
Neither Goku or Superman have any b***hes
He did in that Frank Millar black label book.
Didn't Superman frick Livewire?
No, I don't think he did.
I'll be honest, I don't understand the appeal of Kaiju. They're usually just slow moving beasts that don't talk, and don't have cool battle choreography. I'd rather watch a local basketball game.
Nikocado avocado.....I Summon thee
God Kaijutards really are fricking obnoxious
>Really are cool
FTFY
>Superman summoning power ranger baddies to help him fight
That's not fair, Clark!
Superbros...wtf is this!?
Got to pacify the Gokeks with lots and lots of words.
Nice so we will get a full screen black box from ultraguy on how Superman = DC cosmology and said cosmology is more layered than our own concept of reality
Why’re people saying that the fight is shorter than GvS1 and 2 because of the track length? GvS1 didn’t even have a track that you can measure, and Alive is shorter than Super. I can’t tell if people are memeing or just being moronic and forgot that the tracks get edited for the fights.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What seems to be the problem?
His balls are caught in a branch. Save him.
How? Why? Save him from what?
The tree branch I assume.
Climbing trees again, Johnny boy?
Fan art or based off an actual scene?
It's Johnny's head stuck in a tree branch from the episode where the Eds turn his house into a spa and sauna, mixed with the naked Johnny streaking from the episode where everyone breaks the rules. It's my proudest photoshop yet.
Wait you made that?
I've seen it
I post it here and there.
Hey kid don't worry, we'll get ya down. Porcupine, go get the tools.
What tools?
The tools we've been using for the past decade!
Oooooooh those tools!
>bill vs discord
Superbros...they wouldn't dare treat us like this? Right!? RIGHT!?!????
I don't get it
Do DBZ gays think they’re funny when they type Bejita?
Johnny Sins vs Jesus.
How would EU Luke Skywalker fare against the Primarchs
Adachi sisters...I think should hope light vs columbo is the finale instead.
I'd rather Adachi die in a cool fight with Kira than Light Yagami participating in actual fight outside that one moment with L.
yea it's over
One of the rules of the Death Note is if you accidentally misspell someone's name 4 times, they are free from getting killed by the Death Note. However, if you intentionally misspell someone's name 4 times, you die instead. Just throwing that out there.
Just like when I forget my password
That makes Harry vs Light hilarious
>Swan shuts it down because he decides Harry will serve as perfect fodder for another obsession of his
Tragic.
Do their names have to be written in their native tongue? Can you like, substitute hiragana for romaji?
My sister binged Death Note multiple times and is currently working with a zine for it.
I should ask her when she gets back
Yes, it has to be their native language according to google. That one, I didn't know about.
>death note The names of the victims needs to be written in the original language it is called, even if in the family registration he is called in another name.
Damn, Light's fricking helpless against people who aren't either English or Japanese, huh? I'm not sure he'd be able to write Arabic or Hindi.
Yes.
You also have to be thinking of their face.
Old thumbnail of the first fight of OP wants to use it tomorrow.
Current endorsing tyranny, oppression, nihilism, misanthrophy, morbid dystopianism, hatred, savage cruelty, rape, torture, violation, power-mad egotism, social Darwinism, cosmic horror, demonic horror, gleefully conceited amoral transgression, and/or other psychopathic mindsets; or any media that channels and helps to spread the conceptually nastiest and most vile, deceitful, repugnant, disgusting, depraved, destructive, malignant, poisonous, malevolent, sadistic, divisive, dishonest, manipulative, cynical, dystopian, morbid, nihilistic, mocking, cruel, conceited, egoistic, narcissistic, callous, misanthropic, hollow, amoral, psychopathic, cancerous, and otherwise corrupted parts of the collective unconscious in general Rn
>*horrible loud coughing*
Strunt>swan>
>but strunton math is bs
Yes and?
What kind of wank did Strunt peddle?
Currently*
The fight we deserve.
Shouldn't Alex win this quite easily considering he's from an RPG?
This is the next Ben vs Hal.
wouldn't that mean he loses
Alex is basically green lantern in this scenario. Cinemaphile will think it's an easy victory over the soi boi until suddenly their cannibal incest edgelords get killed as Alex does his one liners. Would certainly be controversial.
Are you moronic or just desperate for people to get outraged over nothing. No Fear and Hunger fan is going to care if the twins lose a DB (sharty fricked up a doxxing and basically no one batted an eye) and 99% of Cinemaphile shitposts about YIIK because it’s hot garbage so everyone is going to root for Alex by default. Return to your board.
Case in point
We are not even talking about fear and hunger you dumbass.
Actually I just forgot the name of the game and was thinking about F&H. My point still stands, no one’s going to care if the cannibal duo dies, you’d have to be a fool to think anyone would even show up for that fight.
homie nobody would care
there's no robbery to find upsetting here
both sides are memes
>When the twins have a toxic asf fanbase
You are underestimating them.
Not a fanbase that would give a frick about death battle
>Tries to dox and swat the creator
Not too sure about that.
are you an actual flaming moron? those were brainlet zoomer from the sharty
>Nooooo those don't count
>They must be my *insert Boogeyman*
Nice Cope.
you ARE moronic lmao
>I must deflect and project.
I accept your concession.
I’m pretty sure Sharty admitted to doing it on their circlejerks, so I don’t know why you’re 1. Trying to bat for them and 2. Trying to act like Coffin fans did it.
Sharty admits to anything and will take credit for anything. They could have just jumped in while it was taking place too.....
Okay. How does that prove that the fans were trying to dox the creator then. Come on sharty wannabe, speak up. Defend your gods.
I ain't defending the sharty. I just know that Tumblr esque fandoms are always up to this type of business. It's not anything new or exciting.
>moron obsessed over "MUH NU BEN VS HAL" doesn't even know what he's talking about
How very unexpected.
Didn't some homosexuals who hated the game do that
But everybody knows Alex is universal because it's one of the dumbest moments in the game.
>Everybody knows
I don't think casuals were paying attention to the story or feats besides to just take a shit on the character and creator of the game.
>Autism in this thread
So THIS is the next Ben Tennyson vs Hal Jordan.
The Ultimate Battle. Green Lantern vs Booster Gold.
Superman was raped so Chadku wins.
Slavic wieners, in MY hero?
Not just slavic, but black too!
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can anyone post these i got ranged
How do you think Chichi gave birth? She raped Goku. Twice.
Kid goku displayed typical signs of child grooming:
>crossdressing
>touching other people no man's areas
>violence
>strange eating habits
>undeveloped social skills
Goku grew over it and stopped letting it limit him, unlike clark who lets Lois DOMINATE him
Chichi dominates goku though
literally not
How far will Plutonian (Irredeemable) in Dragon Ball?
Isn’t the Plutonian a reality warpher?
Also here are some links about his abilities (Sorry it’s from Pleddit and VShit)
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Plutonian
https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/clozia/the_plutonianirredeemable_is_a_beast/
But GOATku still solo
He's above tree level so very high
Just learned about S-cells in dragon ball, did they really rip off fricking midichlorians? Lol, super saiyan got severely less after Cell
>ripoff
No no no anon when japan does it is called influence
You gotta understand anon, people were really pissed about Caulifla and Kale because of the whole back tingle thing.
They couldn't have just made up some bullshit drama scene for them to get their super saiyan forms? They look into the main universe and go "Oh it's so horrible our race was wiped out, that makes us so mad!" It's that easy.
I just looked up what S cells are. That's the explanation they gave for why Goten, Trunks and the Universe 6 saiyans achieved super saiyan so easily? That's fricking hilarious.
Yes, it's just midichlorians
Did they fricked?
The wiki has all the rules down here.
https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note/Manga_Chapter_Rules
https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note/How_to_Read_Rules
My pp got hard while reading freezypop
Evolution Goku replaces Superman in the Zack Snyder DCCU. How far does he get?
Gets fricking mauled by everyone except Batman ironically.
How hot is "Instant eye exploding/flesh boiling?"
108 degrees
Since we’re debunking Light vs Columbo arguments , let’s talk about “Oh Columbo has a gun since he’s a cop.”
That’s actually not true. In Forgotten Lady it’s revealed Columbo doesn’t have a gun. He got in trouble for not taking the firing range in five years when he’s supposed to do it every six month and even gets someone else to take the firearms test for him at the end
Eh save it for the inevitable announcement. One way or another, Swan will get what he wants.
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>Superman is not only a wienerhold but a leftist communist racial mixer who is the main symbol and archetype for the superhero character, who created a whole medium of virtue signaling that was supposed to go against communism yet became AuthLeft and antagonizes all Liberty and Righteousness
Pokebros...
>Superman is a LEFTIST
>Superman fights for THE PEOPLE
>THE PEOPLE side with GOKU
>SUPERMAN SUBMITS TO THE PEOPLE
the people don't really know Goku so they can't really side with him
Considering goku countries like mexico are total shitholes, superman going against the will of the people is a good thing
Remove the L and R from Clark Kent and you get what sounds like "KEK CAN'T"
C(l)uck Kent
Reminder. Goku will win. They are not doing a rematch unless the results will be different. It makes no sense for them to just do this to insult DBZ fans further. They know they fricked up last time and seeing Goku only grow since then convinced them they were wrong. Ben said Superman has limits. Goku can do this now that they're off Superman's dick
Anti life equation
Will do nothing if Goku is composite and has Heroes stuffp
Nope, superman tells goku to kys and the saiyan will just obey
Superman gonna punch Kakarot so hard, every version feels a haymaker like Brainiac did.
>Superman punches Goku so hard across the multiverse that he kills him before the fight starts in GvS1 and GvS2
So that's why they're now irrelevant
Death Battle deepest lore.
It goes hard.
Wonder if they're ever going to finally have their biggest hater on the show.
It'll probably happen, that's how they'll have the MasakoX cameo.
Superman is gonna feel a broken hand across all his version? Wow can't believe DB would be so based!
Goku will just resist it. He's resisted worse
>Superman theme plays
>TA LA TA TA DA LA TA DA, LA TA TA TADA, LA TA DA
>LOOK! IN THE SKY? IS THAT A PLANE? IS THAT A BIRD? NO...ITS...
>Superman!
>"Yes god citizens fret not for i have come, and i will now be taking that BBC up my ass you malicious thug in the name of hope for a better tomorrow!"
>"Shieeeet homie yo kansas boys are fine as hell"
>THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
>"Wait no tyrone! I am for goku! and goku wiener only!"
>He says as the BBC penetrates his kryptonian butthole, causing the whole DC cosmology to collapse with each trust of the dark thug
>"You should head for earth-2, my cousin would fit your BBC greatly! I'll watch! And force others to do so! my son will join too!
No Limits ey???
Well then mr. superman... EXPLAIN THIS!
Clark being destroyed by the Health Inspector, kind of like in this video
https://monsterwienerland.com/273108/wrecking-superman/?playlist=30630
How come toei put more effort on sailor moon crystal and movies, but dbs has pajeet tier animation?
Who should they fight? Don't say Mugen and Jin.
The twins from that shitty new indie game.
As hilarious as the thought of Saito Gatosu Zero Shiki on Andrew and Ashley is, I think I'll pass.
Usagi and Gen.
>Furhomosexualry
OUT
Usagi Yojimbo is a candidate for GOAT comics.
In that case yeah, Hesei is stronger. Death Battle more or less just used the Hesei version when he fought Godzilla.
Complete bullshit. I hope Freddy gets Speedy in his dreams.
Ironic because Showa has that whole Magnitude 18 earthquake pseudofeat
Why though?
I'd personally say it goes Rebirth >HUGE GAP> Heisei=Showa>>The Brave
Chris Hansen
Nah, Chris wouldn't fight them. He'd just them that Rurouni Kenshin's creator is a pedo, and Saito would him (Watsuki) the Aku Soku Zan treatment.
Nobuhiro vs Gerard Jones
>unironic yiiktard is desperately trying to push his shitty spite match
ENTER DAVY JONES
>OUTVERSAL
ugh when cgi wasn't done by overworked pajeets
>Jobs to British East India company
He both literally and metaphorically works for them, KWAB
It should of been Goku vs Sailor Moon. Imagine the reaction to Usagi beating Goku.
Either goku gets beaten up or defeats a woman. Win win for me
As much as I love women beating men I don't really like this Match up that much... The whole point of this is "Lmao cute girl beats Goku" and I rather see Sailor Moon fight Madoka or an opponent that has more potential than just "Being mean to Goku"
Also I am not so sure Usagi wins against Current Goku (that would suck, but even if she wins the match up is still garbage)
If Galaxia couldn't beat Beerus there's no way Sailor Moon is beating Goku.
Beerus sure is lucky he gets to exist on this sliding powerscale of him just needing to be stronger than Goku.
If we only went by feats and not words, usagi stomps. If we go by wank, usagi stomps too.
>bur goku is x universal
Baby hotaru was creating universes as if it wasn't nothing, and sailor galaxia (civilian form) was stronger than mirrorverse neherenia. They'll probably make both usagi and goku equal in that regard. What is left are the other stats, all which goes to usagi.
Beerus fricked Galaxia. Goku fricks Usagi
Beerus probably would've lost to galaxia per modern wank
No, he would've stomped her even harder
Speedy is in the reseach team and sm is lgbt friendly. Galaxia stomps beerus now
>but le universes
Back then they purposefully ignored that galaxia (in her non transformed, civilian form) was stronger than neherenia. She should've won if they boiled it to wank
I heard they did Beerus vs Galaxia specifically because Usagi wrecks Goku.
I don't think Goku is Ephebophile.
>IESLB
Goku bodies Usagi and the rest of the Sailors
Usagi is for Seiya
This is a far better match. And I think it will end in draw
Holy shit....I just figured out what the finale be. It will be Goku and Superman vs the twins!
To that that Undertale was so close to becoming a disaster like yiik if it wasn't for the last minute change in direction by Toby Fox.....at least we got sans vs the judge now.
>dmcuck can't retort after people make fun of his sandbag simulator
DMCsisters, we are fricking jokes!
>SANDBAGBUTTONSMASHINGANIMEJERKNIPWANK
Mind ?
Broken
DC fricking sucks.
>NOOOOO YOU'RE MINDBROKEN!!!!!
moron, I like dmc, I've played every dmc game several times over, I've done all the bonus toons in fricking dmc2
doesn't mean I'm gonna pretend it is something it isn't
*bonus rooms
>Using Cinemaphileedditormin tactics
>On the sacred halls of CHADth CHADttle
>Superman has limits
>Goku can surpass any limit
DB is finally gonna recognize that Son Goku has no limits!!
>nooo mah waifu id actually stronger than you th-ACK!!
It is always the case with these clowns. They come in here thinking their bargain bin characters are impressive only to get btfo horribly by the competition.
First it was that fang girl who thought that cobra men were something to be impressed by when Goku and Superman regularly destroy mountains and cities with their attacks. Now it's this sailor b***h who thinks their obscure lore will help them survive...when it WON'T.
WHO'S NEXT?
me, of course
ENTER
>"N-noooo m-my domain ex-"
>Tanks it
>"B-But my space cutting attack!"
>Heals from it
>"I-I can use Mahoraga to-"
>Completely dissolves it with her own summons
>"I can outmaneuver with my hundreds of years of exp-"
>Sadly Sukuna's verse was too slow, Tsunade just walked towards him and exploded his head with a single punch
Tsunade loses to my penis. Who’s next.
Yeah, something so small would make her laugh herself to death.
We’re talking about MY penis, not yours anon. Remain in your cuck chair while I solo Kaguya next.
>I'm rubber, you're glue, bounces off me, KEKAROO
OK, mr. tiny penis.
We don’t sign our posts here.
This is Cinemaphile.org.
You are based. Carry on with your day.
You're on Cinemaphile. You have a small wiener.
>legitimate projection
I seen dick threads. The average Cinemaphile dick size is 6 in. With many short kings and several horses
kaijushill really does belong in the ass void
Kill both Goku and Superman.
Blue wearing fricks.
Shit list made by a sheep, Spider-Man should be at the top.
He might be having a rematch/remaster against Batman or they might do Ultimate Peter vs Crawler from MHA or something.
Or this.
Based MU. I want it to end with Mordecai and Scott doing a moon busting bro fist and the two of them playing games together afterwards.
Can't wait for DragonBore gays to lose their shit when Gaykek dies again.
Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it, beat it, beat it)
Beat it (beat it, beat it)
You're so cringe, Otto.
It's not and the reason "Dragon Ball" is a culture is because Hiro gave up. He's not trying, years of having to deal with /b/ and /misc/ broke the man. So why should Cinemaphile keep the old standards?
You're saying Chud scales above the so-called scholars?
>women being strong
lmao what a joke
That’s Wonder Woman’s entire purpose.
Not just strong, THE STRONGEST
She ruins DC. Uncreative origin story, lame design, no motive, uninspired feminazi empowerment stories, and she ruins the World's Finest dynamic. Wonder Wench SUCKS.
This general is a loose extensiion of the now extinct lounge. So is /dbs/ btw
Jesus Christ what a cursed post. Yeah, ok.
Lets not talk about the Lounge again.
What is the lounge
A place that was somewhat worse than this place. Imagine /b/ with power level shit.
I have a big penis but I am a power bottom.
>the sexforce claims another thread
Will Goku win?
Yes. People with big wieners (me) say so. People with small penises will argue otherwise.
Me, (with a bigger wiener) says your wiener is tiny.
I’m sorry to tell you but me (biggest wiener haver ITT) says your penis is inefficient. Can’t solo any woman or man.
You're measuring by length. Mine's as round as a tuna can.
Your wiener sounds like it’d work better as a cup holder than anything else. But my wiener has a width similar to that of the sun. Star level wiener > wall level wiener.
You burned it? I'm so sorry.
The odds are not 0.
No. People with absolutely gargantuan schlongs (me) say so. People with anything else will argue otherwise.
Superman is tall and muscular, just like how swan likes them
Yes. Everyone with a big wiener thinks so (like me). Anyone who says otherwise has a smaller wiener.
Yes. People with veganas (me) say so. People with penises will argue otherwise.
Yes. Currently goku is a toddler and superman doesn't kill children!
But he could ask hal to do the deed...
Not THAT kind of deed
I'm sorry, but Goku just doesn't have an answer to Superman's coin army. No one does.
.... killer queen has already touched that green man!
>Superman is a israelite
Can someone just leak the result?
I think we should wait patiently for the result! the fine fellas who work hard on this funny little show wouldn't want their work to go to waste!
Bot
Bot
Bot.
Human
You sure seem human, friend!
My dad hasn't responded to my messages. I just wanted him to walk me down on my special day...
Jiren is stronger than goku. Why? He's stitch cousin
Jiren is Gantu's brother.
YO IT'S A STREET SHARK
Thats clearly a shark
Does Superman have any impressive combat feats? He has great lifting feats, I think that's the one aspect where he excels.
Feminism has been a blessing in disguise. Tons of beautiful muscled and big dick straight men are turning to gays for casual sex. I am literally in heaven atm
Superbro.....
My childhood best friend, a good looking gymbro asked me for help.
He used me for hours to no end, and he was VERY aggressive.
Women treat men like shit. Men deserve better. We gays were born to please and serve men. I love men, love them very much.
I miss when members of screw attack would get the early death battle, and upload it on mega and post here a day early...
Let's all remember the days before death battle was shit...
homie they've been straight ass since 2018
>wonder b***h/femdomSISSY is here
Gentlemen....
We must KILL THE b***h
There's been more then a few times superman has had moments similar to or comparing to Jesus.
Jesus IS the son of god and a part of GOD,
Can you kill god? (the most powerful christian one)
Death battle with Jesus when? (i guess superman is close enough.)
3D fight between Arkham Batman and insomniac Spider-Man when. Bats is the only Trinity member with no 3-D animation yet!
They'll do Batman Who Laughs vs God-Emperor Doom and use the Fortnite models
You say that like it’s a bad thing. Say what you will about Fortnite, but at least they’ve got good models to use. Of course, when it comes to characters like Kratos and Snake they’ll probably just stick with the models from their own games.
Does death battle not premier episodes on Sunday for their members anymore? Or is this just a special occasion because of the match up?
They dont do sunday now. Could change back at some point but its been that way for the past few eps
I'm not sure they're ever bringing it back.
What’s stopping someone from taking her sword from her and chopping her head off.
Diana Tanked all that BTW
Wow that was clever of him
>another Goku vs Superman
They just need to let Goku win once and put an end to it. The Dragonmynutz fanboys will never stop.
I-i like wonder woman.....
Yes
>orgasm face
She only only TANKED this but she also enjoyed it.
Diana is literally unstoppable
>She only only
Done.
What is God Ki?
They released a clip from the fight on their website.
Goku's the one who will be doing that, you frickin gay.
>supergay posting his fanfiction
Does anybody have any colored versions or images of the DB manga?
While we're on the topic of DragonBall vs Comics.
Eastern women long for a bit of western wiener. This is an open secret. So of course Chichi would love some Clark wiener.
Deadass and this isn't even just related to capeshit or weebshit. Why do you think the Jap birthrate has been getting so low?
Chi Chi isn't eastern
Neither is Goku
lol
Lmao even
It's the literal truth
Point me to evidence saying otherwise