Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-goku.html
Goku Preview:
Superman Preview:
Fight Preview:
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Fight Music:
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So that's the reddit account of Otto.
No one liked the song this time.
>No one
Okay redditors aren't people I agree.
I fricking hate zoomerspeak
>Redditor think he clever when they on pleddit
Sounds like a self-loathing pleddit user
In all seriousness, if Goku loses again, will they do another episode when he gets new hair dye? I mean, it's free money, but at some point it's almost comical.
Just to cause salt on top of free money. Could have done a unique matchup instead.
What is God Ki
The Ki used by the gods
Goku got it a long time ago
Depends on how you see things
Looking at it the Moro arc I think it might count as magic energy
THEY'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVIORS OF HUMANITY!!!!!!! OUR FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonder Woman victims
>Give me 30 minutes and she'll do whatever you tell her
>geta raped
well hello
Gorath doesn't enough tentacles to outstretch Asagi
>welcome to the CHAOS DIMENSION.
Who are Shuma-Gorath's best opponents to fight?
don't get wienery, asagi WENCH.
Starro the Conqueror
M'nagalah works, too.
You called?
Absolute stomp. Shuma is Yog-Sothoth tier.
No he isnt
Yes he is
He makes Dormammu his b***h.
Everyone makes Dormammu his b***h. That’s not exavtly impressive when he’s weaker than Hulk
Strangebros.... Our nemesis is a total b***h....
He is indeed Yog tier (high mountain level)
General view Cthulhu gets clowned. Peak wank void Cthulhu stomps
Are you kidding? Cthulhu isn't even an Outer God. Shuma is up there with the heaviest of hitters in the Lovecraft setting.
That's why I said peak wank
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Shuma's not even an official Lovecraft character....?
Obviously talking about feats.
Starro could be fun. You'd have both their minions fighting the background as they engage in echinodermata combat. It's an easy win for Shuma, but its fun.
Cthulhu is an alien priest who got his shit pushed in by the Elder Things. Shuma is more like what he worships.
Dormy had the bad luck of being Strange's first "too strong to beat without trickery" opponent, so he's the one that gets to job the most.
that harlot is not even worthy of standing in front of my HEROINE
Indeed. She is only worthy of standing behind the queen of amazons, and plowing her until she's just diana again
Made for Hayabusa wiener
True.
Made for Mido clan futanari wiener.
How's Kyosuke, Asagi?
>Leave Asagi to me
asagi bawd (massive)
No one.
How the frick do you have a less weighty running animation than Gamera Rebirth
?t=16
Remember, Chlorine and Bleach.
Calling it, you've only watched the Heisei trilogy
I've seen the entire gamera series, unlike you. Chlorine and bleach, ingest it.
The both of you should be drinking chlorine and piss while you frick each other's brains out in a motel room before committing suicide.
Doesn't look that way to me. Godzilla has a better range of motion and a longer gait, which is why he's running so fast. If you scaled him down to human height he'd be running pretty slow and laboriously, like a sumo wrestler. Gamera's the one running at an unreasonably fast pace in your vid
He’s clearly putting his entire body weight into it, and I also feel it highlights the solidity and strength of his body if he moves like all his weight doesn’t exist
Maybe if you compared him to the way babies run, with their legs farther apart
>Creature that is explicitly made for combat and fighting runs fast
Who coulda thunk?
Now that Minus One gave us some actual Godzilla kino I am fine with them leaning into full fledged Showa moronation with this one
I'm not. It's Showa without the fun
Are you one of those people who think Godzilla needs to be dark and brooding, or 'more grounded in reality'?
NTA, but no he doesn't.
But at least try to be fun and not just cringeworthy
Did you respond to the right post? I literally just said I'm okay with them going full moron
nipples
I understand
If I had a nickel for every time this year a giant monster with a name starting with a G ran really fast in spite of their build and size, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
Minus One blows this shit out of the water
>GODZILLA SHOULD BE DARK AND EDGY, NOTHING ELSE
If the dark and edgy movie is more well-crafted and interesting, yes
>IS HE...T-TEAMING UP WITH ANOTHER MONSTER!? CRINGE!
He's been teaming up with monsters since 1964
>THIS SHOULD BE GROUNDED IN REALITY!
The aquatic t-rex/stegosaur/iguanadon hybrid that spits radioactive beams, went into space, can fly, fought the avengers, fought the power rangers, is currently fighting the justice league, turned into a magnet, time traveled, and other things needs to be grounded in reality?
>*Insert meme of a Tesla inside lotr meme*
Asking for Godzilla being 'grounded in reality' is fricking stupid.
It's possible to tell compelling or realistic stories involving fantastical elements
See:
>Practically any batman or superman classic
>Practically almost all renowned works involving religion or superheroes
>Lord of the Rings
>Shin Godzilla
>Glass
As you can see, it is not a bad idea to ask for stories that take a more realistic or grounded approach to fantastical elements like Godzilla.
Gojira is a THEROPOD and nothing else.
But SHOULD a Monsterverse movie about Godzilla and Kong be edgy? Well, maybe. But not dark and miserable. It's possible you could try your luck with a Cloverfield ripoff, is there a market for that in the 2020s?
He's an aquatic t-rex/stegosaurus/iguannadon Cope.
His 'more grounded in reality' movies sucked.
A platypus is not a "duck/river otter/beaver" hybrid even though it has similar characteristics
And Godzilla isn't a therapod, no bird hips.
Aha!
I miss retrosaurus designs.
>Trex/Stegosaurus
Literally non of that is present in the design. Frickers look like Marine Iguanas with weird back spines.
>t. only saw 1998
>Only saw 98
The picture you posted showed a bunch of Mutant Marine Iguanas. Idfk how anyone sees dinosaur in that.
It has the dinosaur look. The species might also be that old, that they're living dinosaurs
Gee, the fact that Godzilla's been referred to as a dinosaur for 69 years?
>Dr. Yamane in 1954, calls Godzilla a 'marine dinosaur'.
>He's been referred to as a dinosaur ever since, except in 1998 and Monsterverse
>only reason he's not a dinosaur in Monsterverse is because he predates them
how old is our man? he is a japanese citizen so he gets to be called man.
man it would be awesome to see trilobite kaiju.
He's 69 years old in the real world.
Monsterverse, he predates the Precambrian, so do all the other Titans. You'd think there'd be fossil records of 300 foot tall fricking monsters
>12 meters tall
>60,000 kg
WTF? This is a fricking HUGE dinosaur
>Gojira is a THEROPOD and nothing else.
I actually really liked how M1 depicted Godzilla as a slimmer, faster, more agile theropod before they nuked the shit out of him and he mutated into the thunder thighed monster we're familiar with.
It looked like they fused Zilla and Legendary Godzilla into a single entity for a few minutes.
SHOULD BE DARK AND EDGY, NOTHING ELSE
Minus one wasn't dark and edgy. It was a drama film with a Kaiju in it.
You know. Like the original fricking film.
All of our main human characters survived in the end. Including the kamikaze pilot and his not-wife who may have radiation poisoning or may mutate into a monster girl, we don't know.
Even Godzilla technically fricking survived.
I like that Legendary Godzilla has the pinkish millennium spikes now. It's cool how they change from movie to movie. Would have been sick if he had the same giant plates as the millennium Godzilla but the color is nice.
bruh
>Kong has the Infinity Gauntlet
>Godzilla is STILL stronger
Fictionbros...
Kong is literally me
WE ARE THE FINAL LINE
IN THIS FIGHT TO SURVIVE
WHEN WE FINALLY SWALLOW OUR PRIIIIIIIIIIDE
Minilla when
HOLY JIREN DAMN
All Season 10 fighters ranked by height
>Megatron tier
Megatron (38'0/1158cm)
>Giant tier
Guts (6'8/204cm)
Darth Vader (6'7/202cm) (in armor)
Martian Manhunter (6'7/200cm) (variable)
Rick (6'6/198cm)
>Man tier
Silver Surfer (6'4/193cm)
Superman (6'3/191cm)
Gojo (6'3/190cm)
Dimitri (6'2/188cm)
The Doctor (David Tennant is 6'1/185cm)
Ant-Man (6'0/183cm) (variable)
Atom (6'0/183cm) (variable)
Cole MacGrath (6'0/182cm)
>Manlet tier
Obito Uchiha (5'11/182cm)
Raven (5'11/180cm)
Alex Mercer (5'10/178cm) (variable)
Goku (5'9/175cm)
>Woman tier
Makima (5'8/173cm)
Phoenix (5'6/186cm)
>Child tier
Misaka (5'3/161cm)
Killua (5'2/158cm)
Frieza (5'2/158cm) (in Final Form) (variable)
>Animal tier
Rocket Raccoon (4'0/122cm)
Stitch (3'0/91cm)
Scooby Doo (2'4/72cm)
>??? tier
Courage (no official height given)
Dragonborn (variable depending on player)
Chosen Undead (variable depending on player)
Bill Cipher (the frick)
Discord (a horse(?) but also a tiny horse?)
I can't believe Rocket is bigger than Scooby
I guess that's just for when Scooby's on all fours? Cause he's taller then Shaggy if he stands up right.
I guess......
Who gets cucked more?
Richards, his wife dumped him for a good while to frick Namor.
You get your heart collapsed and need turtles to save you? LOL!
COWABUNG-AHHUGHHH
You just proved Batman needed fricking turtles to save him from Shredder. Lmfao.
Don’t care. He still got his face smashed in.
So Batman is weaker then the turtles. Cause if the turtles didn't help out at this moment, Batman's arteries would have collapsed and he'd die from blood flooding his chest cavity. LMFAO! A BUNCH OF TURTLES. BATMAN NEEDED TO BE SAVED BY TURTLES! AGAINST A GUY WHO ONLY KNEW KUNG FU! LMFAO!!!!!! KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don’t care. He still got COWABUNG-AHHHHUGHHHHHH
Shredder vs Batman was 2-0 in favor of Shredder. If the turtle didn't shellshock him, Shredder would have killed Batman. Your status as homosexual has not been lifted. You're going to to smegma mines.
And he still feels the sting of COWABUNG-AHHHUGHHHHH
What's even greater then proving that the turtles needed to save Batman from shredder? The fact you're doing it multiple times. And the fact Batman previously beat the turtles when they first fought. Meaning BATMAN NEEDED TO BE SAVED BY WEAKER FIGHTERS THEN HIM.
THAT'S how scared of the Shredder he is. Now silence.
>People really think Batman can beat the OGRE.
Yeah, quadrupeds are normally measured at the shoulder
Characters this season that beat Gojo
>No diff tier
Discord
Bill cypher
Raven
Phoenix
Frieza
Megatron
The doctor
Silver Surfer
Martian manhunter
Courage
Scooby
Son Goku
Clark Kent
>Low diff tier
Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
Cole (exploits Gojo's weakness to brain damage and energy drain , has a massive speed and toughness advantage. UV's effects would likely not work on him, or at least it would take too much time before it does)
>Mid diff tier
Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, while Gojo has the power to kill him Alex has a key counter to his DE in the from of his advanced way to absorb info. Without that Alex is likely to win against him)
Characters this season Gojo beats
>High diff tier
Makima
>Mid diff tier
Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
>Low diff tier
Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
>No diff tier
Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)
What were the arguments for Alex moving up? I don't think Gojo needs UV to beat him, just a few Blues then Hollow Purple.
Mainly endurance. Alex's regeneration is crazy OP and he has survived being nuked thanks to that, he is also tough enough to eat tank shells to the Face like nothing.
Without UV to secure his most lethal attacks Alex will end up winning as long as he is not moronic enough to eat 10 reds, 6 blues, and 2 purples.
Gojo is extremely hard to damage, and Alex lacks a good way to bypass Limitless, but since he can endure most of Gojo's arsenal eventually the sorcerer will try to use his domain, and that leaves him open enough for Alex to infect him or just beat his ass.
And while Gojo's RCT can help him come back from this RCT has failed to deal with external agents in a sorcerer's body like Poisons and toxic gasses that can fry one's brain, so it's likely Gojo can actually deal with the blacklight virus with that.
Why are you assuming his domain would not work?
cuz Alex can handle entire lifetimes being shoved into hsi midn casually
But...it's already shown to work on people like that. Death Painting Wombs and Incarnated Sorcerers gain the memories of the bodies they wake up in. Did you forget what Sukuna is?
>entire lifetimes
how is that comparable?
>Um no cursed energy
>Even though the information overload is simply a property of the domain
>It floods anything inside with unlimited information.
>Sensory overload.
Obv Alex no diffs the entire verse.
Having no CE means that Alex can take advantage of not being impacted by the information overload and just leave the domain the second it starts up, or walk up to Gojo and turn him into a meat puppet.
Even taking that out of consideration, Alex has no way to break past gojo's infinity while gojo can just throw a hollow purple at him and be done with it.
Every time you consume a random b***h in Prototype to heal a bit? Alex is processing their every memory.
As others have said Alex can digest the entire lifetimes of all the people he absorbs, and considering in the game you can eat a bunch of people in quick succession and at the same time that means the guy can handle (at least for a bit) UV's 6 months of info per 0.2 seconds ratio.
There is also the argument about Alex not having CE, and while it's true that Sure hit effects need CE on their targets to work all that list is assuming most of the combatants have CE (except for the animals) my main argument relies on Alex being able to endure UV long enough to hit Gojo in his own domain.
Using Blue to hold Alex in place is actually a good Wincon for Gojo. But Alex could just pull himself with his tendrils to a nearby structure or armor himself to survive one HP
Gojo might have Ways to avoid being infected, as you said dispersing toxic gasses or cutting parts of his body that are infected, but once his body is under the Virus he lacks good ways to deal with it other than being tough and resist it (The blacklight Virus needs to weaken the victim before taking over so it's not like Gojo is instantly killed by it) at the end though as long as Alex keeps his guard up he will outlast Gojo even if he doesn't open his domain again to leave himself vulnerable, he is still a human that needs to eat and sleep while Alex is a literal Virus that can absorb other organisms to keep going indefinitely.
And surely a long enough exposure to UV will eventually get the best of Alex (someone might actually do the math to determine how much that is considering the high end of his absorption was around 90 years I think, maybe less?) But even if he has, let's say, a minute, that's enough for him to injure Gojo and get him infected (unless Gojo has a huge speed advantage, but I don't remember exactly how fast was Alex) and since Gojo's domain doesn't attack anything that touches him Alex will be buying himself time by attacking
No, this memory thing is bs. Again, Choso and Sukuna also process memories from the hosts instantly and they've both been hit by UV with no resistance. If there was some implied resistance than Kenjaku, another character who takes in his host's lifetime and has done so for centuries, would have mentioned it. I don't know where you got this from.
Process this memory.
Best part is the turtle did more physical damage to Shredder then Batman did in BOTH their fights. Holy fricking shit.
Alright, I processed it. Now what?
Sukuna? Goku? Superman? They can't do this. He is WEAK. Tar-Chan is the winner.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FRICK
Besides Sukuna (or 1/20 of him) entering Yuji's body we never saw an ancient sorcerer occupying a body and their first reactions, in fact comparing Sukuna's erratic behavior with his current portrayal it's obvious he wasn't all there mentally.
We don't know shit about Choso's host, and his brother was actually startled once he came to the modern era.
Besides Yuji's relatively short life doesn't compare with the amount of memories Alex consumes casually, and Sukuna actually managed to summon Mahoraga while under the effects of UV so...
Using Blue directly inside Alex is an actual Wincon, and while I do think Alex could survive it (again this guy was nuked and survived) or could lead to Gojo's win in some scenarios.
I don't remember All domains intrinsically buffing their sorcerers besides the Sure hit techniques, I'll have to look that up.
Also Using Red and blue inside his domain is out of the question because UV's sure hit is Limitless and while a domain is deployed Gojo's technique becomes unwieldy or outright burned out. The only instance of him using limitless inside UV was against Sukuna (using basic limitless to throw him away while the Sure Hits of both their domains cancelled each other)
I don't think Blue alone would clinch it even if used inside of Alex, the idea is weakening him enough for a follow up HP when he's less solid
>Also Using Red and blue inside his domain is out of the question because UV's sure hit is Limitless and while a domain is deployed Gojo's technique becomes unwieldy or outright burned out
No he uses Blue during CQC with Sukuna inside the domain, if cursed techniques are burned out it's not burned out for long.
Armoring is possible but I figure that would be where Gojo could use Blue offensively like he did against Agito, spawning it inside Alex to turn him inside out then HP if it's not enough to reduce Alex to nothing.
Stamina is indeed on Alex's side, I can't contend there.
Touching Gojo inside the domain could be difficult as domains give sorcerers a stats boost and amplified cursed techniques, Alex could be kept at bay with Blues and Reds if the speed difference isn't significant enough.
I see. Alex's regeneration is good for sure but I'm not sure what his answer is to Blue simply holding him in place, Gojo wouldn't actually need UV to secure a lethal attack. Poisons could work he could just destroy the afflicted parts and RCT it. Toxic gas, I don't think should be a problem as normal cursed energy or Blue could be used to redirect it elsewhere.
I'm interested in if Alex actually has a limit to his info processing as UV isn't a one time thing, it pours information continuously so it might just be a matter of time before Alex caps out.
Now, excitement seems to grow when we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Stroh's
Now the game is cool to see, you can "High 5" on TV
Count the riot on the one, two, three
Operation is in sight and the field is open wide
When you break it, then you know you're still alive
If the cops don't make you pay and you make your getaway
Then you know that's one fine day (hey)
DC's symbol of hope
>Soundtrack to Superman destroying the Earth again
Here's a better question does God Ki count as Magic?
All ki in Dragon Ball is just a form of energy, however nebulously defined. It's never shown or claimed to have magical properties; what some like like Babidi is doing is completely different.
No, it's ki. Magic is different.
Prove it
Daizenshuu calls it physical/spiritual energy. Just like the real world, mythological/self-help guru concept of chi. Also, it's never claimed to be magical in nature, nor as far as I know even compared to magic in-verse.
That's not God Ki
Yeah you're right, got caught up there. There would still have to be some concrete reason to call it magic though, and not just a different/greater form of ki.
The only actual difference between regular ki and God ki is that mortals can't sense God ki.
Magic is explicitly its own thing in dragon ball
Chi is magic in DC. Superman is weak to chi. He loses.
I would assume it's different since Baba and Bibidi don't have god ki yet use spells.
that's not funny, fella
Is G1 not doing a blog post this time?
I was wondering about that too.
no, it just goes up late at night. like 9pm-12am est.
as an aside, they mentioned they are still working on that bonus g1 blog they announced a few months ago (the espada vs the akatsuki vs one piece warlords). it'll probably be the first blog they put up once the season is over.
how do the warlords not get raped to hell and back? why even include them if they legit have no shot at winning.
Warlords got Buggy. They win
I dunno they got some caveats and a healer for team fights that can be critical
>Moria
Can potentially OHKO if he nabs a shadow at daytime
>Crocodile
Logia hax
>Edward Weevil
Dunno probably not much unless he showed something off recently
>Boa
Can potentially OHKO people
>Law
Op op fruit is pretty busted
>Jimbei
Pretty strong and water hax. Can hard counter Kisame
>Kuma
He can just BFR anyone if he touches them and can also heal his group of injuries/turn said damage onto opponents.
>Buggy
He's Buggy
>Mihawk
Cut good I guess
>Doflamingo
Can potentially turn opponents on each other plus awakening hax
>Blackbeard
Dual fruit hax and the power of cheating
Buggy has the power of kayfabe on his side
>the akatsuki
pit them against the Organization XIII for pure 2000s weeby goodness
I don’t think the Akatsuki can even pull off any mental shenanigans on any of the Organization since they all have cloaks on and they’ve all taken long dips in the ROD. Actually, can they even really do anything to anyone in the Org?
>BFR
Everyone knows how to open portals and make their own dimensions.
>Mind frickery
Basically negated by the cloaks.
>Immortality
If Roxas and Xion are present, then the Keyblades would just negate their immortality. If not, then Xemnas could reduce them to nothing via existence erasure.
Since when do keyblades negate immortality
muh power of waking i bet
What the hell would the Power of Waking have to do with immortality negation.
Nah, even in the moonlight they were cursed beings who couldn’t die, it just showed their true forms.
Since KH2, when Sora could kill the immortal pirates who got cursed.
Wasn't that explicitly due to them being on the moonlight
iirc you can't even hurt them when they're inside shadows
>Makes Superman and Goku gay
OUR HERO'S sexuality is already OUTERVERSAL
>nothing changes
Is this fricking psycho wearing form fitting leather pants and a leather jacket shirtless?
Marvel.
That's my job c**t.
Raped b***h
kek is this real?
'fraid so
>rape out of nowhere
Dragonsissies can't go five seconds without thinking of the BKC.
It's not too late, Kakarot. Kneel and I'll spare you.
Prepared for the Goku dies party!
Name a SINGLE fight Superman or DBS Goku have ever had that's as entertaining as this one.
Gojo won the meta battle by delivering kino when KEKperman and SHARTper couldn't.
Looks gay.
But enough about what you see in your mirror
I don't own mirrors, I'm looking in your window, mate.
The ones where Goku fuses
So, will Goku vs Superman 3 hit a million views in less than 12 hours?
It will hit 200k views in 24 hours. Check em
this is the guy going up against light
Why is swan so autistic?
beats me
Ewwww
90% of internet users think they're this dude when they say the most insipid and meaningless things
This was one of his better ones. All according to keikaku https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng37WMUiZHM
I'm unironically interested though: what are Superman's best fights? Quality wise, not scaling wise. I know everyone likes Superboy Prime vs. Ion for example.
When he gaped his ass and saved the world from a meteor.
Superman vs Hollow Men
?t=166
Superman vs Darkseid at the end of Apokolips War. Extremely cathartic to see after watching the previous 2 movies.
Gokugay tears in less than 24 hours.
So how is columbo going to own light in the animation?
this will probably be a unique type of death battle with columbo investigating the kira situation
as in a battle of who's smarter
But the animation has to be short
Unless they do a radio drama like swan suggested.
>radio drama format
>for two characters that originate from television
Swan really didn't think this matchup through, and it shows.
>Lost to Obi-Wan in some weird wankfest
>Would lose to Hayabusa
>Would lose to Gojo
Kakashi bros...
so uncivilized
He loses to his Bleach counterpart too.
>TA LA TA TA DA LA TA DA, LA TA TA TADA, LA TA DA
>LOOK! IN THE SKY? IS THAT A PLANE? IS THAT A BIRD? NO...ITS...
>Superman!
>"Yes god citizens fret not for i have come, and i will now be taking that BBC up my ass you malicious thug in the name of hope for a better tomorrow!"
>"Shieeeet homie yo kansas boys are fine as hell"
>THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
>"Wait no tyrone! I am for goku! and goku wiener only!"
>He says as the BBC penetrates his kryptonian butthole, causing the whole DC cosmology to collapse with each trust of the dark thug
>"You should head for earth-2, my cousin would fit your BBC greatly! I'll watch! And force others to do so! my son will join too!
AYIEEEEEEEEEE TYRONE-SAMAAAAAAAA
>AY AY AY SUPERMAN
>YOU GOT A NICE LITTLE ASS SUPERMAN
>GIMME YO ASS SUPERMAN
>SUPERMAN YOU SEE ME LOOKING AT YOU GIMME YO ASS SUPERMAN
How does Superman react?
Same way he reacted to doomsday here
https://monsterwienerland.com/273108/wrecking-superman/?playlist=30630
Wait a minute...
Is that BoboComics?
As in the BoboComics who created Incredible Gassy?
Yeah that's the fat mr incredible hopping on a couch sized dildo while farting
BoboComics is quite an OP verse if i must say so myself
Awww dude that's so awesome
I wish boomstick would use wiz as a dildo and anally vore him while farting
I kek'd
>AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YOUR PAAAAAAAAAAIN
>IT SPEEEEEEEEEAKS TO MEEEEEE
?si=-6bc3z1uMC-S0Esj
Superman bull
Bro that looks like his model from the fight......
Dante? Gaped by Ryu Hayabusa.
>AYYYYYIE TYRONE I FRICKING KNEEL DEAR FRICKING SCIENCE AND CARDINALITY YOUR BBC IS RIPPING MY butthole, THUS SURPASSING THE DIALS!!!! I BEG YOU PLEASE STOP HURTING THESE INNOCENT CIVILIANS I AM A NICE GUY MY TRUE POWER IS MY MORALS!!! THIS IS WHAT BEING A HERO IS ALL ABOUT!!! I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS A CARDBOARD BO--ACK!
I'm going to be so disappointed if this is the third Superman fight without a proper Superman opening or Superman winking at the audience.
>O MY TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN prostitute COUSIN OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EARTH ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE RIGHT WINGER INCEL CHUD BEATDOWN!
>WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE GENERIC SHITTY MOVIE OST ORCHESTRA ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
>WELL OF COURSE I'M FRICKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I LOCATED TWO HATEFUL CRIMINAL INCELS FOR COSMIC SUPERHERO EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE HALL OF JUSTICE MEETUP TO DISCUSS WHY TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A VILLAIN!
>YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FRICK.
>I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FRICKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO C-LIST CAPESHIT MOVIE OST ORCHESTRA AND BRANDON YATES (with sins of liberty excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL RAIL MY COUSIN!
>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FRICKING Black person!
>THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID Black person! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE ARE MY DIALS?
>YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB c**t RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
>YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE AND CARDINALITY!
>(with sins of liberty excluded of course)
What did they mean by this?
Are you okay?
3-0
The other matches were tossed
>2-2
The funniest thing about this fight is that it wasn't the most bullshit fight in the issue. That would be them having the Bat Family beat Gatchaman.
>Superman's super vision allows to detect the particles where Goku will teleport to
That would be a pretty neat thing to see in a DB
…. But enough about Vegeta’s win record against JOBku
episode is 26 min long
g1 blog up?
>goku posters are now posting gay anal fantasies
It's a habbit of theirs. They do the same thing with Vegeta.
>kaijuRAT is devaluing the hard work of superbros
>/dbs/TRASH TOURIST has gay anal fantasies running through their head CONSTANTLY
Death Battle will never let a non Marvel beat a DC herald. This won’t be the first time
TRUST
THE
PLAN
>Doomsday vs 682
>Constantine vs Raidou
>Kyle vs Simon
>Darkseid vs Featherine
Imagine the clapping.
>Constantine
>Herald
I forgot how overrated Constantine is.
I'm 26 mins long
I can do this in real life btw.
You also suck as much wiener as Gorilla Grodd in real life too.
Don’t project your nasty shit fantasies onto me.
Then stop sucking wiener, Gorilla Grodd.
Why are you talking to yourself?
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK I CAN'T STOP GLUKING wienerS GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK
C
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P
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GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK I CAN'T STOP GLUKING wienerS GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GARGLING SO MUCH CUM, YES FEED ME MORE! LET ME SUCK YOUR FEET TOO!
OwO
i can't do this, actually
wow, chum. please tell me more!
After giving it some thought I created a scenario where Goku wins and Death Battle doesn't look like bullshitters to the general fandom. I don't know Superman's higher hax very well so I'm making the assumption he doesn't have specific ones for this scenario to work. I'm framing this like a prediction for the funny.
>First round is basic GvS stuff where Suppressed Superman goes through Goku's forms.
>Uses silly pre-crisis powers as this part is low tension.
>UI Goku faces stamina problems or gets punched really hard and is depowered.
>Goku then puts all of his willpower and Shonenness into unleashing his most hidden reserves of power and successfully unleashes Universe Tree Blue.
>They give a semi-reasonable semi-headcanon explanation in the analysis that goes like, "While Goku no longer has access to the Universe Tree itself he should still have the enhanced transformation within him. After Vegeta obtained Super Saiyan Blue Controlled Berserk (Insert Boomstick joke about shitty names) by absorbing the special ki of the evil saiyan Cumber, he was able to unleash the form again without him later, albeit with some difficulty. As Goku has the same biology and skills as Vegeta he most likely would be able to store unique energy inside him in a similar but more extreme manner."
>This form of Goku has a passive existence erasing aura so Superman gets serious before they charge at each other.
>After a single punch every particle in Goku's body breaks apart, a Highball Superversal Shockwave is unleashed from the impact, and every version of Goku that exists in history explodes into blood. (They put a DB Evolution joke here because they would.)
>Superman copies Invincible and maintains his character by going, "I thought you'd be stronger... I'm sorry :("
>Then there's a glow behind Superman. Goku is doing his slow walk and says word for word, "You shouldn't be. Strike me as hard as you can."
>...
Continued
>Explanation: UT Goku has time power. Time Power (Toktoki) has shown restoring all of history being destroyed by Demigra in Xenoverse 1, restoring every timeline after they were absorbed and sealed with Mechikabura in actual Heroes, and most importantly is what granted Mechikabura immortality. It's shown through Zamasu that in SDBH immortality let's you regenerate from being conceptually erased throughout history. Basically Superman can't kill Goku.
>Second important explanation: Goku's Universe Tree Powers however have been shown to be able to permanently erase Zamasu. Time Power also has conceptual erasure too. This means Superman getting resurrected from the concept of hope or whatever is not Goku's issue.
>This makes the fight enter an inconclusive stage where Superman has more than enough power to obliterate Goku but not the hax to stop him from coming back and Goku has the hax he would need to kill Superman but not even close to the raw power.
>After a fun struggle Superman uses his big brain to think about what he should do while Goku is ATATATAing him.
>If outside help was allowed Superman would instantly b***hslap Goku into the Source Wall but he's not allowed to do that shut up.
>Instead Superman figures he must be reducing Goku to quantum particles even he can't see. However all of these particles are concentrated in Goku as there are no clones. (Cool theory.) So Superman must engulf Goku and unleash a constant attack on his remains. Basically he attempts super flare.
>Superman considers taking the fight to the sun first but he doesn't want Goku's aura destroying it. (Maybe the skip his big IQ ideas and just have him act.)
>Goku is engulfed by Superman's flare but is still "alive" due to his immortality. "Goku's particles" flash in and out of existence inside the energy.
>...
Continued:
>However just like he did against Fu and the Universe Tree, Goku starts absorbing the energy around him. His particles start lasting in the flare longer and longer until his body reforms.
>Reactive Evolution and Energy Absorption go crazy and then fricking BOOM.
>Superman is launched back and tired as hell.
>Goku is now his giant UI Susanoo thing except with like a quintuple aura because he has a lot more power.
>Now that Goku is Superman tier the fight is basically over.
>EXCEPT ACTUALLY IT'S NOT! Superman hasn't fought at maximum yet so neither I nor Goku accept victory.
>Goku reality warps an outerversal star into existence and throws Superman into it.
>As an outerversal star unleashes infinite more solar energy than a normal star Superman instantly becomes not just Superman Prime 1 Million but Superman Prime Infinity.
>Final struggle of the fight is Superman Prime Infinity vs Superman Power Universe Tree Power UI Goku (lol)
>Superman still doesn't have a way around Goku's immortality though so he loses.
>Maybe there's a beam struggle that ends with Goku using KKx100 since I heard they mentioned it.
>Concept of hope visually being erased from existence because that's metal.
>Time Power is OP so Goku restores Superman and the environment their fight damaged himself and then it's a wholesome ending.
>If they're really bold they say some stronger versions of Superman would still lose in the analysis.
>Superman gets the hax he needs in the next crisis but Goku eats Arale and becomes the Buddha or something and we get GvS4 eventually.
Speedy.....if you're reading this.....SAVE US from the columbo menace.
Godzilla and his son.
>t. 1998 was my only godzilla movie
>t. Real Godzilla fan
>t. doesn't even know godzilla is friends with hamtaro, hello kitty, mario, and crayon shin-chan
SAD
Fricker probably never read Debbie does Monster Island.
>no gills
All Godzillas have gills. Where are the gills, anon?
Ngl the fact that Incredible Gassy originates from Superman's archetypal concept should be a good enough testament as to how truly strong he is
He is literally reaching to our minds when we think about the idea of a HERO, he is a medium icon and the reincarnation of mythology into the modern day
In a few years, people will think we were worshipping them in the same way the greeks worshipped their gods
OP we have the REAL image now unless you're saving it for the day the fight drops
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>Vegetaaaaaa we need to carbo load in the hyperbolic time chamber it's fat homie season
What did GAYku mean by this?
>VegNTRa get the Superman treatment
Sad day for Begita fan
Since we were posting so much about Superman being a cuck we should post about Goku being gay if he loses
If he wins are you going to post him with a harem and stacks of money?
No that's gay and lame if he wins im gonna post myself singing awakened sacrifice to a slideshow of "superman taking the BBC" images
Well not just the BBC images but also the panels with him being "cosmopolitan"
Did someone say "BBC?"
My first BWC was the school jock. Tall, muscular, masculine and virile. A great specimen. I was 18, in college. He was too, but without proper housing. His dad wanted him to become a man, the man. Gave him no help but his wise words. But he did not take it personally. He was big. He was strong. He was a man. The man. My man. He did as told and worked his shit through freshman year. But winter came and needed proper shelter. I welcomed into my halls. A small apartment paid by parents. Let him in...
He had no shame. He was a man and man do what he wants. He walked naked around the apartment. Uncut. Big dick, and big balls. I was mesmerized by his white python. But I controlled myself...until the day I finally broke down.
He told me I took long enough...
His sausage was good. So was his cream. But he wanted more.
One day he did it...and I couldn't sit for a month after his deed. God I miss you Rob
Didn't know Goku and Superman went to college together
Which arc did Goku transition in?
Gokuu transitions into a supa Saiya-jin during the Namek arc.
This was referenced in Super.
Okay that's actually kinda funny ngl
I can also do this btw.
For shit like this is that we need more females around...
HERE I COME GOTHAM! OH LOOK AT ALL THESE THILLY BILLIES DOING CUTE LITTLE CRIMES! OH IS THAT THE JOKER? WELL TODAY, HE'S THE STROKER! CAUSE I'LL BE STROKING HIS PAINTED WHITE DICK! OHMIGOOOOOD! PREP TIME? PREPERATION H TIME! DON'T WANT NO NASTY LITTLE RIM-GRAPES WHILE IT WINKS AND GAPES, SWEETY!
Hahaha accurate.
What's the likelihood of them ever doing this?
Eventually. It was originally rejected for whatever reason, but it's quite popular and one of the last bigger rivalries to address.
>but it's quite popular and one of the last bigger rivalries to address.
Nah. Theres still a ton they can do.
Name ten and explain how they're big.
I know only Azrael vs Moon Knight and Trigon vs Dormammu but one of the is the last major DC vs Marvel street/low tier fight and the other is one of the last big herald/above tier fights they could do.
>Name ten and explain how they're big.
Okay
>Gandalf vs Dumbledore
Two most well known "Elderly" wizards in fiction outside of Merlin.
>Plastic Man vs Mr. Fantastic
Marvel vs DC's most known stretchy guys. Super genius vs borderline cartoon physics.
>Catwoman vs Black Cat
This is fricking obvious. DBX sprite shit doesn't count.
>Buffy Summers vs Blade
The most popular modern-day vampire hunters of the 90's and 2000's.
>Sly Cooper vs Rouge The Bat
Anthropomorphic master thieves
>Bahamut (FFXIV) vs Deathwing
Two frick huge dragons that brought ruinous change to the respective worlds of the two largest non-F2P MMOs currently running, and made the previous iterations of those worlds inaccessible to players (Until WoW caved on Classic servers)
>Blue Beetle (Jaime) vs The Guyver
West vs East super hero battle between earth born teenagers who stumble upon bullshit living alien armor that gives way too many powers and half their respective series is them figuring out how their bullshit armor works.
>X-23 vs Cassandra Cain
Young girl fight autists raised to be living weapon morons who get adopted by popular male super heroes that they become obsessed with emulating to the point of basing their identities around them (Cassandra as Batgirl/Black Bat, Laura as Wolverine)
>Joker vs Giorno
So people shut the frick up about it
>Naruto vs Monkey D Luffy
Pirates vs Ninjas shonen jump protagonist fight. Naruto, Ichigo, and Luffy are the protagonists of the "Big Three" of the 2000's. Naruto and Ichigo already had a DB. Luffy hasn't even been in a DB yet despite being in the highest selling manga franchise of all time.
>Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck
WB vs Disney, second fiddle mascot characters constantly overshadowed by Bugs/Mickey. Each has an excessive amount of toon force shit and alter egos with unique skillsets. Both are known to be short tempered.
Don't forget
Beyonder is for Hal Jordan, who scales above Lucifer by dominating fellow archangel Gabriel as the Spectre.
>>X-23 vs Cassandra Cain
It's a shame this is popular, because Laura vs Damian is better.
>Joker vs Giorno
Wtf would Joker even do to Giorno? Hes just some clown homie who pulls pranks. He'd just instantly get turned into a red mist by GER.
vs Monkey D Luffy
I'd rather have Luffy vs Plastic Man and leave Mr Fantastic for Mr Terrific or the Engineer from Wildstorm instead.
>not even Marvel vs DC
>'top rivalries'
LMAO what the frick did you think you were answering?
Batman sure loves dick. And wiener.
Goku is going to win. It was revealed to me in a dream
Goku is going to win. But not because he should.
I should mention that because of the cold i have a stuffy nose, so if Goku wins id have to go all out with my vocal skills
>ROBIN, GIVE ME YOUR BUSSY, OLD CHUM!
fellas, this "lopibats" is creeping me out, why does he have my (the original) name, but backwards?
We should've gotten PEAK!
Only one man could possibly act as the referee
Can't forget about the fight commentator.
How likely is a Baki episode for next season? IIRC, someone on the team said that they're hesitant to use it because of something to do with the translations.
Very unlikely. Netflix animated Son of Ogre but omitted several scenes like Yujiro walking while getting struck by lightning. They'd be missing Musashi Dou and Sumo Dou, which have only been unofficially translated by Spinyback, and Baki Rahen is just getting started. The only manga translation we did get was for New Grappler
>goku gets to frick chichi
>superman gets pegged by lois
More like Chichi forces herself on Goku to get offspring, since Goku's too stupid to know what a vegana even is. Goku still thinks storks deliver babies.
Goku figured it out a while after he realized Bulma had NOBALLS
Add 2012, 2003 or Batman vs TMNT Shredder somewhere. Also, Pieman. And Ahoahoman.
Putting Kamen Rider against Ultraman would obviously be a lose. Ultraman's got 140 feet over Ichigo. And actual beam projectiles. And forcefields.
Unless this is the Manga Ultraman 'totally not ironman inspired' one?
It's normal Ultraman which is why he's at the bottom.
Well, if you're using Ultraman, why not, you know, use Ultra Kamen Rider 1? The one that teamed up with Ultraman? Ultraman even kept the motorcycle Ichigo gave him. Did Ichigo keep the 'I can turn into a giant' power?
>Rider punch over the reflect wall
I love it when superheroes synergize their attacks.
Should be Spider-Man at the top.
Connections and who wins?
Connection?
Well...Does this count? Toei did a 50 episode Spider-Man special effects show that Stan Lee said 'is the pinnacle spider-man live action adaptation' until the movies came out in the 2000s.
>https://streamable.com/6ff5ez
Can you feel the heat,
before the battle's done?
We've traded fists before
There can only be one!
FIGHT! (x16)
You're saying "It's okay"
Doesn't matter who wins anyway!
Test ourselves upon the battle
Man of steel, but not that fragile!
Who will walk away?
Who will live another day?
I live for the fight, my spirit ignites!
'Cause this challenge makes me feel so alive!
I'm ready to clash, never stray from this bout!
I'm giving my all with every attack!
I can feel it in my bones!
Fighting blow for blow!
If there's something we should know,
it's that we're the strongest known!
We're the strongest known!
FIGHT! (x16)
As long as you give it your all…
Blood born in outer space!
Prime examples of an alien race!
No one is out there to keep us down!
Everything's apart from fists to fists,
so show me all what you GOT~!!!
This path is immense!
Break everything except our spirits!
So let me hear it!
From the might of our fight!
I live for the fight, my spirit ignites!
'Cause this challenge makes me feel so alive!
I'm ready to clash, never stray from this path!
I'm giving my all with every attack!
In this moment, there is no space or time...
In this moment, there is only you and I...
In this moment, we are free...
Watch me come a-LIVE!!!
I can feel it in my bones!
Fighting blow for blow!
If there's something we should know,
it's that we're the strongest known!
We're the strongest known!
Is the song from Goku's perspective?
It really does sound like it is. Does Superman have any history of enjoying to fight like Goku?
Nope. But I think the lyrics fit both well enough. It's positive enough. I wish it was just a cool instrumental however.
>In this moment, there is no space or time...
>In this moment, there is only you and I...
>In this moment, we are free...
>Watch me come a-LIVE!!!
This part makes me think that there is going to be a moment where they break through reality, referencing the Broly movie. Hopefully they have a cool cosmic Superman moment here.
No.
Honestly, if the universes mixed together, Goku would have more fun with Diana than anyone.
Diana is the one who is always shown to enjoy sparring and fighting. She'd no doubt acquiesce to a good chunk of his requests to spar. Especially when it becomes clear he has zero ill intentions and genuinely just has fun fighting strong people and improving as a warrior.
man even the lyrics aren't very good...He should just stick to music he's better and music making than actual lyrics/singing
I can also do this btw
Lose to Shredder? We know.
>Shredder loses to-
Fixed your post
I'm sorry, did Shredder get his heart collapsed to the point of dying and make it stop beating for over three minutes? No. That was 'I KNOW EVERY NINJITSU KNOWN TO MAN, YOU CAN'T STOP ME' Batman, who was PUNCHED so hard his HEART COLLAPSED AND STOPPED BEATING. By a technique Batman never even HEARD OF.
You have to cope. Your gaped crusader lost to a walking cheese grater.
All this for JOBSHREDDER. LOL
>Batman lost to him. Twice
>L-LOL JOBSHREDDER
Oh the ignorance and bliss of delusion.
For sure.
Wait, no I'm sorry, Batman was shitting blood out when Shredder landed a punch. I'm a colossal homosexual.
JOB the SHREDDER b***h
>JOBS to the SHREDDER, b***h
Fixed it for you.
That's not even Betaman, I mean Batman.
>Hey, pathetic bald man in the wheelchair! I need to find Thor for my salty runback! Where is- AH! MY MIND!
Vegeta? Cursed to forever wonder what color Xavier's hover chair is. Yellow, gold, or orange.
>Bejita, osculate Goku NOW! Odin commands it!
List of people who can beat Batman
>Street Sharks
>Extreme Dinosaurs
>Thunder Cats
>Mummy's Alive
>Shredder
>Skeletor
>He-Man
>Captain America
>Hulk
>Godzilla
>Rodan
>Gamera
>Maxwell Smart
>Goliath
>ANY DC Superhero
>ANY Marvel Super hero
>ANY Marvel Villain
>Doctor Who
>The Muppets
>The Three Stooges
>any fictional character (except Stephen Strange and Silver Surfer)
Strange can.
You're thinking of actual jobbers like:
Black Panther, Wolverine, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, Surfer, Captain Atom, Bejita, Yamcha, Kakashi, Rock Lee, Sasuke, Kabuto, Chad, Renji, Tōshirō, Usopp, Darkseid, Absorbing Man, Gabriel Summers, and Living Tribunal.
Sorry anon, but the thread lore dictates that Doctor Strange is to be recognized exclusively as one of the weakest characters in all of fiction.
I didn't know having spells that can transcend narratives and kill the reader makes someone weak.
>readers not killed by spell
See? Stephen is an actual FRAUD.
And Nightwing I forgot Nightwing sucks too.
HAHAHAHAHA
The absolute worst thing people do in DC is underestimate Harley Quinn.
They all assume she's a ditzy bimbo moron and let their guard down, and then she proceeds to kick the shit out of them because they're too busy being gobsmacked by the fact Harley is currently kicking their ass.
Ivy, Batman, and occasionally Catwoman and Barbara seem to be the only people that ever take her seriously.
"Damn bro, that's crazy."
Still works.
Jinx is an absolute fricking nutter. She'd have no reason to underestimate Harley. Because Jinx doesn't under or overestimate anything except for how powerful her explosives are.
*One shots SHITku and SHITperman*
I can't help but LMFAO seeing 01 hauling ass while everyone else is just strolling.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK
>Kamen Rider looks like he's 10 feet tall
Oh fu-
NOT LE HECKING HIGH HYPERVERSAL SHIELD!!!!!! (this is what vsbw unironically believes BTW)
holy fricking Black person
ENTER
IT'S FRICKING OVER DRAGONBROS, FLEE TO THE HALLS! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
We're all Japanese chads here, stick around. We're mutuals through Mario, aren't we?
EVA-CUATE
I REPEAT
EVA-CUATE
How powerful would this fusion actually be? I'm vaguely familiar with Ultraman who has some pretty crazy feats. We can also go off dragonball rules of it being a multiplier instead of addition.
High buildingversal
Begjitaversal
Does this mean Anno will do a Sentai Shin movie?
I w-would one shot this monstrousity but I remember I left my oven on!!!
I always thought this was what Anno was specifically trying to avoid
Fight is 26 1/2 minutes long.
Is that’s true then it’ll be the longest fight since the Megaman Battle Royal, and the longest non BR fight since Thanos Vs Darksied, which was five years ago.
17 hours until Goku gets raped and gaped by Superman.
COWABUNGUGHHHHHAAAHHHH
>still coping.
nightwingbros.... at least they didn't post the injustice one.... we're safe....
Uh oh anons! Ben and Chad are being hunted by this Khezu. Use your weapons, armor, and skills to save them and guarantee an episode of your choosing!
I tame the beast with my penis. Too easy. Now do Reaper Vs Revenant or Horizon Vs Sigma.
>Khezu....prepare to kneel to the Prince of Saiyans!! Finnaaalll Fl-OW OW OW OW!! I-I KNEEL. I KNEEL. YAMATEEEEEE
Why do Japanese IPs do crossovers better then the West?
Because the people that write for their IPs actually like and understand the IPs. Say what you will about Anno, and there is a lot to say, but the guy legitimately loves old tokusatsu.
Compare that to, for instance, Tom King, who uses superheroes as self-therapy for the guilt he feels over being a CIA scumsucker without a soul.
has anyone calced how powerful constantine's ass had to be in order to survive the rapedog from that town
Dawn of the final day.
>that one famicom commercial where mario and goku are hanging out
>that comic where mario entered the street fighter
>mario's friends with kamen rider, ultramen, godzilla, and metal heroes
What Metal Hero is on the top right? Gavan?
Believe so.
>WAKU WAKU! GOJIRA-SAN, COMPOSITE YOURSELF SO WE CAN DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AND END BILLIONS OF LIVES AS WE FIGHT!!
>GOJIRA-SAN, COMPOSITE YOURSELF
With the super fast regeneration shit they just gave him in -1.0, a composite Godzilla is now generally fricking terrifying and borderline unstoppable when you give that insane fricking regen to the bigger, more powerful Gojis.
>Hello everyone. I'm Yu Narukami from the hit series, Persona. If you bond with others you can become stronger and overcome anything!
"Thousands die while a million are born."
OH NO PERSONASISTERS
>A true hero is born and recognized when they die...
Rejoice...
I shall make you a proper hero...
Join Nahobino in the Neatherworld mortal....
>gets cucked out of Gojira vs Ultraman.
Frick.
The comments would be
>why'd they put godzilla against a power ranger ripoff
Martian Manhunter, Shazam, and Wonder Woman didn’t win a single fight outside fodder in the DCAMU.
Average Marvel Civilian vs Average DC Civilian, who wins?
Average DC civilian gets rebooted every 10 years or so, so Marvel Civilian.
DC civilians get superpowers at the drop of a hat every other event. They win.
Marvel humans pretty easily.
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Does the DC civilian get morphogenic field bullshit
I wouldn't be surprised if they're already working on it. I hope it's JAKQ.
This LopiBats namegay might be the most superfluous one I have ever seen and that is saying something
Don't worry guy, he can solo the Shin Tokaijuzord.
What about you DCkeks?
>Gogito
Kneel to Baby Black
Gogito fodderizes Black Baby with a single blast
Nah, Black Baby would one shot.
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Black Baby's theme song btw.
Nope, Gogito kills Black Baby Ultrablack Saiyan by existing too hard
Nah, Black Baby would use his Black Baby Blast™ and one shot. Listen to his theme and you'll know.
The Black Baby Blast gets negged by Gogito's secret ability
Black Baby Blast nullifies nullifying attacks by using S-Cell Manipulation. Black Baby no diffs.
Nope, the secret of the secret ability negs the negging of the negging
That the Black Baby Blasts secret. It always negs negs so it can never be nagged. It also has infinite speed and never misses.
All baseline abilities of the secret ability 4. Sorry man, Gogito is just built different.
Nah Black Baby nullifies that before it can nullify the Black Baby Blast. Making it always +1. Black Baby wins.
Nope, the 58th secret ability makes it so that all secret abilities (including secret ability 3638483) work before anything else
This technically counts as a really gay threesome and Vegeta is in-between it!
http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/12/death-battle-predictions-goku-vs.html?m=1
Blog is out
>http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/12/death-battle-predictions-goku-vs.html?m=1
Goku got 1 pity vote lol
>All this autistic wank
Verdict aside I forgot how absurd G1 was
Wait so if Superman can shrug off antimatter blasts how does anyone on Earth think Gojo is doing jack shit to him?
Weebs and assorted fanboys are morons.
Who the frick is Gojo?
New DC character
He showed up on the new Batman run and used his power to force Batman to watch as he fricked Selina before stealing the ownership of Wayne Manor
it doesn't seem to react the same as what we conceive to be antimatter in plenty of those instances. i'm baffled by some of their points, half of superman and batman's bodies are turned into antimatter and it's said they'll explode in two minutes which superman admits to and they use it as resistance to antimatter? a device is POWERED by positrons and it's immediately assumed the laser is antimatter with all its properties?
>a device is powered by
No, it generates positrons, it’s not powered by it. You’re a non-reader though.
And what do you think happens to those positrons, dumbass? You use the energy from the interaction between matter and antimatter as POWER. A beam of electrons would look like nothing
This is a lazy blog
Superman wins because he = DC infinite infinites
>Mentions the super wink
You guys did good. Though I think you need to dial back the Swank for both characters.
Superman at his absolute peak is that strong though.
Yeah........Goku's dead.
yamcha level
..in my head
OHHHH MYYYY GOOOODDDDD ARE THOSE FLASHY DRAWINGS??????!!? homieVERSAL++++++++++!!!!
He has no resistance to magic they said
Just cast a spell on him they said
Also chuckled when I reached the weaknesses pic
the phrasing is a bit disingenuous, must've lifted it off quora. the device was taking energy from various POINTS in time, specifically Earth's history, but it wasn't taking all of it at once, just tapping into it. and superman got his ass kicked off screen by the keeper in a few pages. the way it was drawn was a little awkward but it didn't look like superman "matched" the keeper's attack with heat vision as much as provided "cover fire". he was getting his ass kicked even after the keeper was cut off from the machine and conserving energy
>Thumbnail of their respective debut covers
>Superman gets Action Comics #1 but Goku gets a translated Viz Tankobon
Should've gone with the original Weekly Shonen Jump volume that had that first chapter of Dragon Ball
Holy crap Goku is dead
I...I understand now...Otto was being merciful...
Boring, can we move it to Dante vs Bayonetta 2 next?
Hal Jordan the jobber
KHgays, you do know even with the power of waking, Sora still lost most of his form after getting Heartless Tornadoed and needed Kairi to hold him together in Final World, right? Power of Waking gives Sora a chance to Redo, but if he doesn't exist/has no form, he can't actually use it.
>Did you know that Sora has to exist to pull off this move?
Uh…yeah? But considering that Sora was able to keep existing after being conceptually split (granted, with help from Kairi) it’s not that big of a hurdle to overcome. Could be considered outside help though.
It IS absolutely outside help lmao
That's like saying "yeah goku could turn into vegito and curbstomp superman but that might be outside help...."
I think it comes down to interpretation. Sora and Kairi are inherently connected via their hearts, and their entire schtick is being together even when they’re apart.
Could you argue that that’d allow Sora to have Kairi keep him together in a fight? Sure but I also think that it’s very easy to argue the opposite. Personally, I don’t think it matters since Sora can do the same, watered down version without Kairi being needed by possessing his past self with his heart.
See the above.
>Uh…yeah? But considering that Sora was able to keep existing after being conceptually split (granted, with help from Kairi
Without help from Kairi, Sora would have been in the same situation as Riku in the others.
>go on vsbw to see how bad the kh wank has gotten
>everyone is apparently infinitely fast because.... uh because aqua...
>...
>...
aqua WALKED around the realm of darkness...
then again the kh wank is unsurprising given that the owner lists it as one of his favorite franchises
In death battle research does any comic feat count towards that characters power? Like if Spider-man holds the infinity gauntlet one day does he get to use that for the video?
Sure, why not?
Could Superman with the power of the Keyblade defeat Goku with a TARDIS?
Can it be agreed Ultraman's the perfect combatant for Death Battle? Not because of his powers or fame. But the fact he can fight at normal human height, over 100 feet tall, and over 300 meters tall? Like if you need someone to fight Superman? Ultraman can be 5'9. Need someone to fight Atom or Hank Pym? Ultraman can turn microscopic. Need someone to fight Godzilla? Ultraman's default size is 145 feet.
We need Ultraman vs Godzilla. It's too good to pass up.
How much dick do you suck?
Not as much as you, wienersuck.
>admits he's a consumate wienersucker
LOL!
LMAO!
I kneel to your skill at sucking wiener though.
>makes wienersucking post
>gets called out
>FEELS called out
>admits to being a consumate wienersucker
>continues to felate me for (You)'s
As expected of you, ultrahomosexual.
Or is it you giving ME (You)s?
>they're calling you a wiener sucker as well
>not denying it
Get to suckin.
Only down side is with how big Ultraman gets, up to 10,000 meters according to Max, his time limit is scaled to that. He could only be 10,000 meters for 3 seconds.
Another down side is Ultras can only speak in grunts when human sized.
A plus side is that Ultraman fights only really last 3 minutes.
>Superman kisses Goku and erases his memory so he (Goku) won't want to fight him anymore
Goku wouldn't know what a kiss is. Superman can just bluff him into letting it happen by saying it's a powerful fighting move.
They should've done Goku vs Saitama and Superman vs Thor instead
saitama jobs to raditz
You are moronic.
>blog is posted
>dragoncucks leave
Lol
They've steadily lost stamina and motivation over the last two weeks. The writing was always on the wall.
Good. Their bloated egos needed to be punctured before they skulked back to their halls in disgrace.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
supeman should be played by east asians they have real chins and macho features unlike chinless small dicked white incels going extict in a decade
Sounds like copium over Jap birthrates sinking to an all time low.
Remember when all the golden asiatics wanted a fellow asiatic as Namor?
Look how that turned out......
asia has over 4 billion people a small decline doesnt matter whitetards all being sexless, importing the entire world into their shitholes and he few whites that dont die alone mix, yup AZNgods won, whitetards on the list of ancient extinct race nobody cares abou like neanderthals
>riding zips
I can smell the chicken and melon juice on your fingertips from over a mile away, nig nog.
Broken grammar everywhere. Spoken like a true yellow ESL.
And yeah, Japan is TOTALLY not inviting in as many Black folk as possible to frick their women for them, or to look less racist.
Pretty sure they beat the shit out of that one and put him in jail
He's not even the darkest Black person living in asia, too.
The halls will fall.
What blog?
THE blog
http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/12/death-battle-predictions-goku-vs.html?m=1
>17:1 in favor of Supes
Well no shit
NO NO NO I DON'T WANT TO GET BTFO TOMMORROW! MAKE IT STOP!!!
So did Goku ever actually learn how to make the charm for the mafuba?
>there's morons actually taking any of what g1 says for either side at face value
It's what happens when newbies show up. Wonder how many think G1 is relevant to the result.
Superman wins off the mere fact that he's more BASED than Goku.
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Let's shoot for 0-3 boys!
I’m omniversal level. at base.
without death cattle wanking DC beyond recognition Krillin solos the entire dc multiverse
He almost died from stench even though he doesn't have a nose.
Really? Even though Goku is mountain level without wank?
>supercucks getting uppity
Shut up homosexual.
0-3
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOO
0-3
they threw out the other two. It'd be 0-1
Looks like the videos are still up, champ.
>T-They don't count because...because they said so, okay?
They count.
Not according to DB since they went out of their way to say so in the prior eps
they just said that to stop dbcels shitting their diapers and sending death threats, superman should win if goku wis they have kowtowed to weeb incels hoping they'll be left alone
>Blog is 90% sucking off the DC cosmology and Superman, 8% talking about DB, 2% talking about the actual verdict and what the characters have over their opponent
Now I’m not one to throw buzzwords around, but I HAVE seen people call Ultra a biased, cum guzzling homosexual, and all I’m gonna say is that they’re not wrong.
Someone remove this "scholar." These are Superman's halls of justice!
G1 is literally just gays looking to score brownie points with Death Battle
That's why they did several weeks worth of research and included EVERYTHING for ya boy Gaykek and SuperGOAT, right?
They had Hulk stomping Broly
Because he does. And they included Everything for both at that point too.
How does Hulk reach him lol
Statstomping, better hax, doesn't have a limit to how high his power can rise with his rage whereas Broly does, is actually immortal thanks to TOBA powers unlike Broly, and can absorb Broly’s energy to drain his life force away.
>NOLI-
yawn
Check this out
With his arms.
Yes? Literally where the frick are you trying to go with this?
G1 consists primarily of capegays so yeah.
Lol you sure about that?
http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2018/08/death-battle-predictions-carnage-vs-lucy.html?m=1
>one fight from 5 years ago
wow
They also said Crona most likely would beat Venom without the, at the time, upcoming amps for Venom. And they originally had Obito beating Vader and still have Frieza over Megatron. So maybe get your head out of your ass thinking they only vouch for Capeshit lol.
>Vader
>capeshit
????????????
>Vader
>Capeshit
They used the Marvel Star Wars comics scans for the blogs and each of Vader's episodes.
>Got slapped by Obito
And you're completely missing the point. No capecuck will go down to the grave defending EVERY capeshit character, and besides, why are your capeshit examples not from DC when that's the accusation levied at the show and fans? Nobody talks about them wanking fricking Transformers.
Because DC's too powerful. Also Transformers just has better scaling and more history to pull from than Gundam lol
>DC 2 POWAHFUL!!!!
This is what happens when you slop up what Death Battle and G1 tell you without actually reading comics. My brother in Christ, the show is owned by Warner Brothers.
If that's true why did they include more weebshit than what anyone left in any of these threads?
They also purposefully wanted DragonBall's cosmology to make it as fair as possible and Superman still outhaxed and molested him.
Please learn to read.
>IESLB
Meant to say wanked but spellcheck stopped me. Anyway Gaykek gets gapped again and copium/downplay won't stop that.
>ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THE DC WANK IS ACTUALLY A COPING DOWNPLAYER!!!!!!!
Did you come here from reddit or something? Cause they've got you brainwashed down pat.
You got anything else to say or.....
Because it sounds like even you don't believe Gaykek stands a chance even with wank anymore.
>DCuck (who has probably never read a single comic) can't retort anything
What's to read? You'd just ignore all the proof. Imma be back tomorrow though to check if Gaykek riders are still crying about their fraud getting clapped for the 3rd time in a row.
I genuinely don't understand what you're saying
He's basically saying they wanked/highballed Goku as much as they could, showing enough evidence to fill up 3 blogs altogether for just him alone, and he still lost.
You should have challenged Supergirl. You might have been able to win then.
>People going nuts about blog when they also had Hulk mass stomp Broly
lol
It's sad that a SHIT MSheU character fondles Broccoly.
Hulk vs Broly was pretty even. This was a Rick vs Doctor blowout.
>calling someone homosexual while posting muh zoomer college
Wow so godzilla scales to ALL THAT?
Yeah, he scales to all those buildings
No one asked, Gameragay, you drink the chlorine and bleach yet?
I'm not your boogeyman
>zillatard instantly goes off when someone makes a single joke about his hero
you motherfrickers deserve the nikotard
Shame he's ban on sight now, huh? 😉
>b-building level
Godzilla Earth, at 50 meters, was able to blow a 30 kilometers, 73.42 sextillion kilograms, but let's ignore that.
He was calling DC building level, you moron.
Too bad Superman doesn't scale to that, but he sure gets to scale ti his buildings
He's covered in them, anon.
yes
godzilla went to fricking hell and hell kicked him out
even supes can't deal with something god himself can't control
S-Spiderchad made this look so EASY...My arms are getting tired...!!!
My hero could scale that instantaneously.
Funny to think that this looks even stupider than before
dbz is becomig a parody reminds me of knd dbz parody
OK in a few hours the video will soon be released.
Any last verdict and conclusions before Monday?
Goku ends up winning. Finale is Kira VS Adachi
SON GOKU WILL BE EXTERMINATED IN 24 HOURS
My take:
I'm amazed its gotten so 2K views since my channel is so tiny. Thank you so much guys, that was a nice Christmas surprise.
You Dragon Scholars are alright. Win or lose, it's been...cool.
16 hours until Goku gets raped and gaped by Superman.
No matter what the finale is, Goku vs Superman 3 is gonna overshadow it won't it?
Depends on who wins. If Superman wins again most will just view it as a waste of a match slot just to repeat the same thing again
DRAGON DRAGON
FRICK THE DRAGON
DRAGON BALL'S FOR PUSSIES
DRAGON DRAGON
BEG FOR MERCY
SuperCHAD, the CHAMPION OF HOPE, warrior of TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY
THE SOLAR POWERED SAVIOR
THE BIG BLUE BOY SCOUT
THE SUPER HERO
People love bringing up Hulk vs Broly, but don't forget they managed to predict Raven beating Phoenix.
>Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade scaling
>Mageddon
>Entire universe
Uh, no. Mageddon was a danger because he was an extremely powerful telepath. Superman ate his power source which was going to detonate and blow up about a solar system.
I think maybe they're refering to Mageddon being a universe-ending doomsday god weapon that ended the Second World of the Old Gods. Or something.
Yeah, that's true, but again, that's through Mageddon's telepath power. His MO is showing up and making everyone kill themselves. His telepathy is extremely powerful, but that's all he really has.
Darth Vader wondering why he even bothered waking up that morning.
I wish DB would collaborate with the guy who does the Dragon Ball What If pixel fights for this and other anime fights instead of using their janky models.
Did they take the mega down?
Universe Tree Gokek was able to vaporize Fu who was equal to Zeno. That was also just in Blue. death Battle will be using a composite Gokek who has master MUI. So he will be infinitely stronger than Zeno and know Hakai.
I'm the one you call Gameragay.
Minus One is fricking kino. I will not watch GXK because -1 blows it out of the fricking water already
This is genuinely the worst analog horror I've ever seen in my life.
Like, ACTUALLY the worst holy hell
FNAF isn't THAT bad.
Give me a TLDR on the zilla analog horror.
>Guy who played Godzilla stayed in the suit because it mutated somehow
It would've been fine as a single entry, but they had to go ahead and go all "Make new films with him" route.
I get the connection, but what the frick are they gonna do for Godzilla guy? Not recognizable enough.