Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-goku.html
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Fight Preview:
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Fight Music:
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Superman is solar system level if we go by consistency.
Superman fricks your mom if we go by consistency.
My OC just killed GOKU and SUPERMAN
KNEEL
Goku is tree level if we go by consistency.
My HERO? Schizophrenic.
Superman is omnipotent, has the power to always win, can oneshot Imperiex and travel to the real world if we go by word of god.
If Superman is omnipotent, can he beat himself?
Yes.
>but
If Superman needs to donit, he can do anything, including a paradox.
>Goku loses
Some morons get upset, most Gokubros have already accepted the result. Status quo reinforced.
>They tie
Superbros lose their shit.
>Goku wins
DCbros collectively get mindbroken for the rest of their lives and, perhaps, beyond.
What's even the point of using characters that are
>in Blingo comic #1754 published in 1963, Bongo pulled 10 galaxies into the mega black hole sun and Dronge the sciencebot commented it wasn't even 10% of his full strength, therefore he's at least 100 galaxies strong!
we know how the shit goes
Honestly, I agree. I don't care about this beyond shitposting.
>>They tie
>Superbros lose their shit
Honestly as a Superman fan I'd still take that over him losing to appease angry mobs and keep this moronic divide
Dimentio Wank
://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Dimentio_(Canon)/Paleomario66
Super Paper Mario shit gets weird. At the very least, the paper jester beats the 2d dorito
this is what would get Dimention compared to Thanos and Darkseid btw
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Thanos_and_Darkseid_vs_Dimentio_and_Enerjak#Remastered_Version
HOPEOFTHEUNIVERSEku.
I know Goku isn't the sharpest mind but why is he holding the beer like that?
It's comfier
>Solos the entire Saiyan race (except for Broly)
>(And Goku)
ALLYTOGOODKU.
Where is this from?
Max is always good, even as a shitheel
Heroes Goku would still lose to Archie Silver, what hopes does he have against a man that would beat the guy that beat Archie Sonic?!
LOBOTOMISEDku
Yujiro would simply dodge this attack.
I've seen pretty much every Yujiro shitpost but this is the best one I've ever seen.
Supes should just take Kragg's advice and blow shit up.
>Goku’s final form was turning into a golden haired blonde man with green eyes
>Naruto already has blonde hair and blue eyes
>Luffy goes from a brown Brazilian to a white man that becomes a freer of slaves
What’s with Japs and their white man worship?
Just a coloring thing. Supa Saiya-jin use to have white hair and red eyes. Goku's gi shouldn't even be orange, it's mentioned in the Manga to be a golden yellow.
Goku x Bulma
Alright, what are some Death Battles that (you) would like to see? I personally would like to see
>Jimmy Neutron and Goddard vs Wallace and Gromit
>Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson
>Bomberman vs Shovel Knight
Lord English VS Superboy Prime. Would be fun and the spergouts on Cinemaphile over the announcement alone would be hilarious
>Hopes
Seiya Vs Goku
Sailor Moon Vs Madoka
Jimmy neutron Vs Dexter
Timmy Turner (and his fairy godparents) Vs Grim, Billy, and Mandy.
Ryomen Sukuna Vs Kubutsuji Muzan
Tokita Ohma Vs Hanma Baki
Princess Peach Vs Princess Bubblegum
>Copes
Marina Vs Buddy
Eren Jaeger Vs Godzilla
Reagan Ridley Vs Agent J
Any match up involving League of legends characters outside of Jinx and Vi.
I always felt like Seiya should fight Sailor Moon. Their powers are pretty comparable from the outside and it could be fun to analyze both.
Ohma Zi-O vs Drakkon
Alita vs Motoko or 2B
Captain Marvel vs Miracleman
R-9 vs Vic Viper
Captain N vs Bob from ReBoot
>DC's Top 50 warriors? Ahahahahahaha I killed all of those maggots with one attack.
How would Dragon Ball go if Roshi and Piccolo never blew up the moon?
Goku kills everyone athe the tournament as a giant monkey, the end.
Raditz turns into a Great Ape and assfricks everyone because Kami removed Goku's tail.
>by android saga Yamcha and Chiaotzu are planet busters and they’re still weak as shit
This doesn’t feel right, they should’ve held off planet busting until Frieza. I assume Vegeta wasn’t exaggerating when he said he could destroy earth with his galick gun
An official guidebook states a power level of 10,000 is sufficient to blow up a planet.
I know power levels don’t matter, but that feels really low. Little homie chiaotzu could really dodon ray the earth
Dragon Ball was under Sailor Moon and Saint Seiya for a long ass while. Planet level didn't cut to make it in the big leagues.
It wasn't until Super and that single universe level feat + multipliers that make no sense that people warmed up for multiversal level Goku.
Janemba in Z literally reality warped the entire realm. Z Broly also destroyed a galaxy.
Buuhan was collapsing dimensional walls that would have caused reality to collapse.
Not canon
Not a real feat.
>"i-i-i-it doesn't c-c-count!"
KWAB!
>He destoyed a Galaxy
False! He destoyed MOST of south Galaxy. Which is a quadrant of the infinite living universe of universe 7. He also did it in a surpressed state Implying he could have destoyed the infinite living Multiverse in that moment if he wasn't stopped.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, the Lounge.
What feats has Goku actually done? Like, actual feats, not hyperbolic statements about how he's shaking infinity because we all technically do that with our own personal gravity on an infintesimally small scale
I think he broke some rocks one time
Considering all Death Battle has going for him his absurd calc stacking? Nothing.
By their own logic Naruto should also be multiversal.
Like, base Naruto is Momoshiki level who was Kaguya level?
Naruto can x1000 himself, making him 1000 universal, and then amp himself with Kurama for an at least x20 amp in each body.
It's this kind of logic they're applying to Dragon Ball in every match.
In Xeno he fights characters capable of wiping out "timelines" which are stated to be areas consisting of Infinite universes
As far as speed goes, he does "instantaneous" attacks and moves in dimensions called timeless numerous times
And superman can fight anti monitor who destroyed infinite universes
>W-what feats has Goku ackchyually done?
The cope train never stops moving for superkeks.
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Did we ever decide who won this rap battle? For me it's Goku.
NO POWERS
SPEED EQUALIZED
STRENGTH EQUALIZED
DURABILITY AND EVERYTHING ELSE EQUALIZED
JUST A NORMAL FISTFIGHT, PURE SKILL VS SKILL
Who wins, Goku or Superman?
Obviously Goku, he’s an actual martial artist. Superman was lucky he was born with every power handed to him. Without them, he’s a nobody
It’s funny you say this because Superman doesn’t get his powers until he’s older usually a teenager while Goku was blessed with super strength relative to an earth human as a baby. As for getting things handed down to him Goku gets the power pole, the 4 dragonball, the dragon radar, the flying nimbus, gets to train with Roshi because he flawlessly copied the Kamihamiha after seeing it once. Yeah Goku never gets things given to him at all.
>gets a single ball and a pole
Superman in a normal fistfight he trained how to box, Goku trained using fancy kicks you can’t kick in a normal fistfight, it in the name.
Goku
Goku one shots.
>Sub Yujiro level
Superman:
Trained with Batman in
Jiu Jitsu
Muay Thai
Boxing
Goku:
Trained with Roshi in
Making silly poses and yelling and crying until he shoots a laser
Superman also trained with Ali, Mongul and was a prisoner in War World forced into unpowered combat daily.
Goku trained with the Gods
…At how to flail like a spastic baby and shoot lasers out his feet
If only we could all be so fortunate.
Superman. Goku's half a foot shorter than Superman, which is a massive disadvantage in an actual fight.
Furthering: Supes also went through several stints fighting crime without any powers at all
On top of being a depowered Gladiator in Warworld, boxing several times under a red sun, Batman training him at Muay Thai, etcetera
Brand of that trashcan please.
Bat-trashcan
A Bat trashcan...
They gave him a Bat trashcan...?
They had the BALLS to give ONE of the the greatest heroes OF ALL TIME A BAT TRASHCAN!?! NOPE...! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! AAHAHAAHAAYAHAHS
>he still has a fricking career after The Wall
Why the frick is Nostalgia Critic still around? He hasn't been funny or good in years
The man came from Kickassia and To Boldly Flee, shame is no deterrent to Doug Walker.
This fricker still needs to Fight The Nerd in Death Battle.
Don't insult that Batman dumpster OTG... Then that's another dumpster OTG... He pops the trait, batarangs... Dumpster again...
I... apologies for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ peeved when I see one of my childhood icons carrying a... BAT TRASHCAN! I'LL KILL YOU! ILL KILL ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE! YOU'LL GET THE GAS!-
Well, hope Tom vs Wile. E keeps the lead and wins.
Do you want an epic battle between two dad gods flying and crashing thru the universe throwing moons at each other and exploring the lore of GoW and AW accompanied by a epic soundtrack
Or more toonforce lol?
GO KRATOS ASURA
I'd rather have more toonforce over lorewank
I honestly can't tell if this is trolling or not.
It's from listgay on twitter
Toonforce. At least they are both wacky losers that actually do toon shit that could make for fun interactions while the only way the other at all works is by making up fanfiction for Kratos and even then their fight styles dont mesh well together.
You want another meme tie?
I think Coyote ends up winning. Tom's toonforce is generally weaker and he has presumably died in eps before
Coyote seems to have far more resilience and he's able to come from dust, Tom doesn't have many feats like that as far as I can recall.
Do you want an epic battle between two dad gods flying and crashing thru the universe throwing moons at each other and exploring the lore of GoW and AW accompanied by a epic soundtrack
How high do you have to be to believe that Kratos can leap across the universe and throw moons when canonically it taken him hours to cross lakes in the gow 2018 novel?
>How high do you have to be to believe that Kratos can leap across the universe and throw moons when canonically it taken him hours to cross lakes in the gow 2018 novel?
Outerversal sized lakes
>>Do you want an epic battle between two dad gods flying and crashing thru the universe throwing moons at each other and exploring the lore of GoW and AW accompanied by a epic soundtrack
I want an epic death battle with Kratos jumping across galaxies, throwing solar system, time traveling, flying through stars, kicking black holes at his foes and splintering multiverses with his axe like god intended. but the down-players.
what the FRICK is happening to Kratos' left hand???
A-Aurora borealis
He tried to punch Asura.
Didn't go so well!
He punched Asura and caved his skull in at the cost of his hand.
>>what the FRICK is happening to Kratos' left hand???
he damaged it b***h slapping Goku and Superman out of existence
He injured it carving out lakes it would take even him hours to cross
Is it downplaying if you're requesting shit he's never done?
yes, it's ok to request this stuff if the lore implies he can.
I don't think it does once you take out all of the misrepresented developer tweets.
I will skip this episode if it happens. Le toonforce is played out already and this shitty fight has no legacy connections.
>and this shitty fight has no legacy connections.
Neither does Kratos Vs Asura.
BASADO
Let's go toonchads!
Asura bros can't catch a goddamn break
>more toonslop
You gays just had Courage vs Scooby Doo
What verses solely rely on things like dispersing clouds or shaking something in order to be ranked this high, and don't show anything too impressive afterwards?
one piece comes to mind
Right now, Boruto is like that. Sans Kaguya's TSO (and Toneri moving the moon to destroy Earth), the best feat in the series was Boruto shaking the planet.
I, an average 4’8 skinnyfat male pattern baldness mexican Gokubro, have hated Superman ever since he kicked my idol’s ass in Goku vs Superman 1. I ground my own teeth into nubs when Superman beat the everliving shit out of Goku in 2, I hated him so much I jerk offd to the image of Superman fricking Chi Chi. That’s how much I hate Superman.
If Superman beats the shit out of my hero again I may just let my girlfriend have sex with our neighbor again. That’s how much I hate Superman.
If it's a draw then it's basically a win for Goku because of how much DB wanks DC
Friend who works for RT leaked it to me early. Goku won via real world scaling or some shit. Finale is Godzilla battle royale.
Too based to be real.
>Goku won via real world scaling or some shit.
If this is SOMEHOW real and they have Goku win via Beat's World scaling or some shit I'm going to bust a gut laughing.
Why is Godzilla fighting someone name Battle Royale? Is it someone from Fortnite?
Which Godzillas?
>finale not Columbo vs light
Fake
Besides we know minus one stomps
isn't Mothra more powerful then Godzilla
Not in my fanfiction.
If Superman wins = buy burger
If Goku wins = buy taco
If tie = buy pizza
Already placed a Taco Bell preorder
Good bet.
Bet
Sounds fair
Bet, we all get to win in the end lads.
>Eating grease out of a fast food chain frier with excessive carbs for your recommended daily intake
>Winning
KEeeeeeeeEEEEEkipoooopooo (the poo poo part is your life, if you eat this type of shit)
>He doesn’t make his own tacos, burgers, or pizza
Imagine.
%3D%3D
>If Goku wins = buy taco
No olvides.
>buy burger
Already planned
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Can someone explain the appeal behind unicron vs galactus
>Transbros think their shitter will win
But like
I know Galactus ranges from galaxy to universal and then some multiversal amps
What does Unic have
Unicorn is mostly planet, but his true form is 17 to 21 dimensional
Not too sold on dimensional tiering
What are his strongest versions
And their best feats
Galactus is a b***h but God knows Death Battle struggles to let big 2 capeshit lose
Dimensional stuff is mostly from 8 year old Q&A and books, but he does threaten a base 4th dimensional multiverse definitely
so like
he can eat the multiverse
but how does he punch
Who is primus
Transformers' supreme being
What are his feats
>Jobbed to Infinity Gauntlet Thanos
>Hyperversal
Frick off
Popular opinion point at Kratos vs Asura being a bit of a stomp.. Thoughts?
>vsbw
Kratos wank has been debunked by every official source material and the devs+writers themselves. Its just not worth doing.
>VSBW
gentlemen...the list...
Fictional franchises that I dislike
American Gods
Arne Anka (A Swedish comic book)
Battle Angel Alita
Bone
The Boondocks
Darkwing Duck
DC Extended Universe
Dilbert
Final Fantasy X
God of War
Hunter X Hunter
Invincible
Jujutsu Kaisen
Kongou Banchou
Magi - Labyrinth of Magic
Mahou Sensei Negima! and UQ Holder
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Once Upon a Time
Promethea
Ranma 1/2
Tintin
Tokyo ESP
Top 10
Fictional franchises that I really dislike
Adventure Time
American Dad
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Authority/Stormwatch
Bastard!!
Bayonetta
Berserk
Bleach
The Boys
Castlevania (Animated Series)
Chainsaw Man
Chaos Comics
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
The Cthulhu Mythos
Darkstalkers
DC Comics (The Dan Didio/Jim Lee era and onwards)
Disenchantment
Drawn Together
DuckTales (The modern version)
The Elder Scrolls
Empowered
Fables
Family Guy
Final Fantasy XIII
Five Nights At Freddy's
Fullmetal Alchemist
Futurama
Game of Thrones
God Is Dead
Grappler Baki
Hellblazer
Hell Girl
Hellraiser
Herman Hedning (A Swedish comic book)
Hero Killer
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hitman
Hoshin Engi
Image Comics
Instant Death
The Invisibles
Judge Dredd
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Lucifer
The Magicians (The novel series)
Marvel Comics (The Joe Quesada era and onwards)
Millarworld
Monument Mythos
Mortal Kombat
Nanatsu No Taizai
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Preacher
Record of Ragnarok
Redo of Healer
Rick & Morty
The Rings of Power
Robot Chicken
The Sandman
Savage Dragon
SCP Foundation
Shin Megami Tensei
Shinza Banshou
The Simpsons
Sin City
Soul Eater
South Park
Spawn
Star Trek: Picard (The first two seasons)
Star Wars (The Disney movie trilogy)
Supergod
Supernatural
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thrill-killing shooter games
Toriko
Transmetropolitan
Über
Ultrakill
Undead Unluck
The Unwritten
Valiant Comics
Velma
The Venture Bros
Warhammer 40,000
Warhammer Fantasy
Watchmen
The Wheel of Time (The Jeff Bezos TV series)
The Wicked + The Divine
Yu Yu Hakusho
The Xianxia cultivation stories that I know of so far
All types of zombie franchises
Angus McFife XIII vs Grinch will be the Christmas episode.
>4th dimensional multiverse
Jesus christ i FRICKING HATE NERDS SO FUARKING MUCH
Quick explanation on how it works
>All these circles and Goku can just punch them into nothing
That's my hero <3
Nah he doesn't go past 4th dimension
Nah, he's atleast 50th dimensional just in Super Saiyan.
Goku has limits. No one with limits can even go beyond 3D.
His limits are beyond infinity and time. Pre MUI. He easily clears up to 50 dimensions using composite scaling with just Super Saiyan. Goku is about to curb stomp superkek.
Explain this without circles because you're implying time has a limit.
Are you moronic or something?
nta but this isn't hard to understand
A single timeline can be infinite but it doesn't house the entire multiverse, it's just one timeline. The single timeline would be a smaller infinity within the larger infinity that houses it
Like 0..(1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + 1/16 + 1/32..)..1
Infinite is infinite you can't have a large infinity or a small infinity this is duel monsters
Why does the single timeline not house the entire multiverse?
Multiverse can house an entire timeline, like in Dragon Ball where entire multiverse is a separate timeline with different Zeno, Gods of Destruction, Angels etc
but it's infinite universes all the same
>∞ * ∞ > ∞
Really homie?
Yeah, greater levels of infinity, no matter how many 0's you have, you will not get 1, and no matter how many numbers you add, you will never reach infinity
You are fricking moronic
there is no greater level of infinity. Infinity is not a number, it's not even a thing that exists, it is an abstract concept, the definition of which pertains on the assumption there is nothing greater than it. Measuring the numbers of intermediates between 1 and 2 as infinity does not make the value infinite, something of infinite value cannot be smaller than something else.
Except not all infinities are the same
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number
https://www.cantorsparadise.com/why-some-infinities-are-larger-than-others-fc26863b872f
Has nothing to do with 0:s and 1:s.
Take numbers
Imagine odd numbers (1 3 5 7 9 to Infinite)
Now imagine even numbers (0 2 4 6 8 to Infinite)
You now have two sets of Infinite numbers but the sum total of odd and even numbers is still Greater then odd or even numbers alone. All 3 are Infinite but one is still bigger
and yet all of that is still smaller than thine mother.
Numbers don't go up to infinite, because 'infinity' isn't a real thing. It's an idea we came up with to facilitate easier math. You can't have a larger value than a list that has no end
>the sum total of odd and even numbers is still Greater then odd or even numbers alone.
No it's not you fricking dolt.
Fricking high school drop outs trying to teach math man...
>Yeah, greater levels of infinity, no matter how many 0's you have, you will not get 1
Not how it works pseud.
Infinity is infinity
Infinity is Goatjo
isn't the 4th dimension usually just time in most fiction works?
Let's be real Goku not going to win
The finale is GODku and SuperGOD vs JOBseid.
What are the Living Tribunal's best feats?
Dying
Well, first, he is unique, there is no variations of him, and he transcends above every single multiversal abstract simmilar to him, essentially only being inferior to Beyonders and The One Above All, if not for dimensional fluff thrown in by dozens of writers, he would reasonably be at least 6 or 7 dimensional being, I think
Are you on the spectrum
No, I just explain basic stuff
But like, are there moments where he destroys universes or flies fast
I've come to realize I've basically only ever seen him standing around or jobbing to the sun
He directly fought like... 3 times? One against Nebulos who was with Polar Staff, 2 against Thanos with Heart of the Universe, small piece of the one above all (while having support of hundreds of other characters and still losing) and 3 against Beyonders, with just three of them killing him.
He made Infinity Stones stop working, superior to infinite-dimensional beyonder, can replace 616 universe with another universe etc
Why does the DB universe have so many jobbers?
>Vegeta
>Gohan
>Yamcha
>Goku to an extent
>Piccolo
Usually other animes, have 1 or 2 jobbers at max
>that graph made by a 13 year old 90 iq mexican child
Why are powershitters such infantile creatures ?
only 3 hours till the dbspics leave
Can Superman and Goku together beat Fleece Johnson?
>Nah frickin' ese el gacu not even outerversal cardinal 9D dimensional
Goku will win. I saw the results from someone who has a connection with one of researchers from death battle.
/dbs/ is in uter panic, they're in defcon 1 right now because of this match.
There's a guy over there losing his mind. One was spamming pony shit even.
Meanwhile the supergays are freaking out worse than the wallygays
Anon no thats just an average day in /dbs/
Definitely not. Wallygays were waaaaay nuttier
The only ones melting down are DBSpics.
reminder that this debate was settled years ago.
Goku is about to make this shit 2-2.
2-0
KEK I remember when I had that fanart in the desktop of my Pentium 4.
Wizard fight is canon to Death Battle. Goku won so the score is 2-1. Goku is about to beat Superkek so the score is going to be 2-2.
The first two fights aren't canon anymore only wizard and this upcoming won and goku won both
this scenario doesn't make sense.
Babidi magic can't work on Goku since his heart is too pure. Babidi has no idea what the dragon ball are.how on earth did he trick Goku into thinking Superman has the "8" dragon ball. he's not THAT stupid. they couldn't think up reason for these two to fight?
>he's not THAT stupid
Yes he is
He isn't. This dude's been hunting those 7 Dragon Balls forever. Now some ex-baddie says there's an 8th in another universe and he should run off looking for it for no reason without a radar and just kill who ever has it on site Instead of asking nicely with No chill. is totally out of character. maybe if this Death battle Goku not the actually one.
My father's roommates cousins nephews uncles son told me goku wins
Kratos couldn't bust the ice because each atom in GoW is a literal Outerverse.
you jest but some kratoswankers unironically say shit similar to this.
Kratos could one shot Goku and Superman
>the Narutard is here
LuffyGODs, escort this little b***h out
Superman has no feats as impressive as this.
he's Cell level
*Max sorry I missed the word, he's Cell Max level minimum
>Weaker than Orange Piccolo
Remember that Buu got infinitely more powerful when he absorbed Gotenks. So even DBZ had infinite power levels.
And I think Buu also has omnipotent scaling.
W-WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY!!? LIMITLESS?! King piccolo is... INFINITE POWER?!? WE SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE THAT AT FACE VALUE AND SCALE HIM HIGH!!!
Powerscalerbros, he's omniversal! IN THE EARLIEST SAGAS!!!
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My reaction to the fight music
>Shake gets a visit from Truck-kun
>Ends up in Aqua's domain
>She tries to let Shake pick his Special Isekai Ability/Weapon and send him on his way
>Shake wants he get a dick enlargement
>Aqua refuses to give it to him (or can't)
>The two spend the entire "fight" yelling at each other
Ends in sex
Their son.
Reminder that as a Spartan, Kratos got fricked up the ass as a kid
>vsbw rip off
no thx
How come you don't sperg nearly as much as you on /dbs/ and sometimes on Boruto threads, Shake poster?
So who's gonna win today? Vote below
https://strawpoll.com/X3nk4r7qjgE
>IP grabbing link
>I FUARKING clicked it
Bros...
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Infinity, infinity, infinity
Leaked ending
KWAB
god i hope they don't make goku win because if they do, the "goku solos" meme is gonna come back stronger than ever and we will have like 10 years of that shit.
If they make him lose we will have 10 years of b***hing every time goku gets a new hairdye about how surely he would win now
Say my name.
Didn't the guy who originally said this immediately job?
>Nah I'd wi-
>Tacing a trace
>Tacing
Kaka Carmen Electra.
Miguel
They'll just have Superman win the fourth fight.
Leaked ending
Leaked ending (real)
Post the manga page where Bulma regrets not choosing Goku
>Old Man Logan vs Last Ronin Mikey
Last Ronin Mikey is just a loser who don't even want to kill a woman villain. Some moron said this is most powerful version of the turtles, which make me laugh.
OPPPP WE HAVE THE REAL TN NOWWWW
WATCH ME
(WATCH ME)
HERE I BLOW
Goku bros I'm scared
its ok superman, our HERO will kill you so quick you won't know what happened.
500k views in 24 hours, that's the most forgottenku and irrelevantman are gonna get
Who is this "Gok-U?" Come to me, Gok-U, if you dare! I defy you! Come! Come and kneel before Zod! ZOD!
KNEEL!
So when superman wins again and is 3-0 against goku he should fight vegeta next right? Because vegeta us also 3-0
He should fight Godzilla next so he can get the next 3-0
>He thinks Superman is going to win
Kek. They're either going to give Goku the win or puss out and stalemate.
No superman will win and thr breakdown will be wiz and broomstick asking how many times do they need to teach us this lesson
It would be 3-1. Goku won in wizard which is canon to Death Battle.
Given the quality of writing in that Wizard article, I'm not sure it should count as evidence for anything other than suggesting the author's twelve years old.
Post the article.
It's been posted multiple times.
Superman should've fought Thor.
that's kinda hard to do when you've already officially crossed over, and one of you already officially won
I don't think it would've raked in more total views than Superman vs Goku
>In the Simpsons episodes where Bart and Lisa think they killed Martin, Nelson solves the case by becoming a subtle homage to Columbo, complete with downplaying his intelligence, saying “one more thing” and tricking Lisa into confessing
>Years later, The Simpsons would do an episode with Lisa in the role of Light Yagami
Did the Simpsons predict Light vs Columbo?
the death note parody was pretty cool, i can respect just getting an actual anime studio to do it
>about 3 hours left
We...
shall...
see...
Can't wait.
>last time
h-heh sure
I want Goku to win but I also want Listroon is seethe that Superman won
How Supergays are feeling right now
Nah he'll win. It's goju bros that are freaking out just go to /dbs/
I'm glad Goku is here to support his friend In time of emotional need.
Come out to play, "Superman"
I had a dream, and in that dream Goku lost to superman...
Just how fricking strong was covid?!
That's GRIDs, dude.
if they had any balls they would've given him monkeypox
>Superman has limits
Goku won.
>That's right, dance for me monkey boy. Everyone, check out what I can make him do
S-Superman is here? K-Kakarot you fool! Keep dancing! Don't piss him off!
I dont understand
out of all the rematches to do a THIRD rematch of, GvS is the one with the least likely result change
if Sonic has Prime and his new games there's serious arguments for him winning, plus MvS2 isn't the most popular episode due to scaling and animation issues
with Link, TOTK gave him a few new neat thing as well as Cloud having a dubious speed scaling feat
why go with the one that probably isn't changing?
How could Link ever beat Cloud?
He come to town.
that's up to people who care more than me, i'm much more focused on MvS since i hated mvs2
Xeno Goku is pretty absurd. Lowballing him is a fools errand
So on the meta side do you think theyll sweep the rug? Its kind of hard to tell. They seem to have been playing up the whole "result will be different!" angle pretty hard teasing a Goku win, but at the same time they are die hard capegays and I just cant see them killing Superman even for clickbait.
They are just going to go with the absurd multiversal scaled base attacks shit they have been doing since like Galaxia vs Beerus and Hulk vs Broly and probably applying it to DC too.
Death battle are pathological liars. This whole song and dance is just to get you to watch the episode. It's basically the same thing as Samus vs boba fett. They add a few things, update the animation and in the end nothing changes.
Samus VS Boba was a remaster though
>K.O.
>WOAH WIZ WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE HAD LIMITS. HOW DID GOKU GET LABOTOMIED AGAIN AFTER CHADPERMAN TORE HIM LIMB FROM LIMB? S-See-Seems a bit weak of chadku, I'm just...saiyan...
>i'm killing myself boomstick, you're the host now.
SUPERMAN WON.
Goku already won.
>*huff* i killed him, i think i'll sit by the sun IN SPACE for a day and heal up. something goku could never do in his life.
Superman TANKED him.
Tick tock
>/dbs/tards get more mindbroken as the minutes tick away to their third demise.
pottery.
If goku wins i'll post breasts
Get back to the discord. I know who you are.
Say his name then.
>If goku wins i'll post breasts
homies will say shit like this and then post picrel
Where's Superman's feat of blowing up the moon with one glance of his heat vision?
And what's wrong with flat Earth, cattle?
>Rubber guard is the new evolution to BJJ
>gets stacked and passed
KEK I'll concede that electric chair from half is the best sweep though
>death battle threads sure superman will lose
>/dbs/ threads full of goku scholarships already accepted hes gonna lose
Not sure who to believe
Goku's most recent serious fight was getting no diff'd by Frieza, it's hard to NLF him right now.
>Manga Goku
Is the literal weakest version of Super Goku. He's only used in the composite for his mastery of MUI and his use of Hakai. Composite Goku has no limits and Hakai which deletes anything because it's linked to Goku's limitless power. Composite World Tree MUI Goku can just point and delete anything. (Blue world tree Goku fodderized a being equal to Zeno) Goku at his absolute most wanked is beyond limits, space, time and can just delete anything instantly with Hakai.
They’re setting themselves up for disappointment so that it feels better when Goku wins.
The rematch.
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Superman wins. Check em.
Goku will win. This five confirms it.
Tie bros...We eatin' good today...
Uh oh
Uh…
I CANCEL OUT YOUR TIE WITH A FIVE. GOKU WILL WIN.
Tiechads win again!
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
The lead up to this fight has been so funny on this board. lol Never change.
If dubs, Goku wins.
The digits refuse to give us an answer.
In truth after today I'm going to miss the SCHOLARS that made these threads entertaining... The days flew by because of it.
If dubs, Superman wins.
If dubs, then tie.
They aren't going to bring goku back a third time, backtrack on superman wins, and meat ride goku on social media if they weren't going to make him win. Think people
that's what they want you to think
They also said they would never do the fight ever again. They say a lot of things... In the end they lie.
Dunas oras, hermaños
>mfw goku is losing
KEK. Imagine if Luffy actually won his match after Goku lost his. Too bad good things are never going to happen.
Spiderman would have climbed that easily btw.
Nah, that cliff is atleast moon level. Spider-Man would slide off.
No ki and equal stats I would curbstomp those frauds
Superman? The guy who constantly gets his ass beaten by Lex Luthor?
Lex Luthor? The guy who blew up a Star?
DC Gravity is Outerversal btw
Mexico stands with Goku
no shit sherlock
>third world country stands with goku
We know
I will start a Mexican civil war by making them choose between Luffy, Naruto, Goku, and Saint Seiya
Now we're thinking!
They would just pick Goku. They love Goku over there. He really reflects their parenting style.
Homero vs Goku then
We all know Superman beats Goku, but what about Wonder Woman? And I mean composite with full wank for both of them.
Wonder Woman loses to any man.
Golden Wonderwoman beat The Darkest Knight. Shes stronger then Superman right now
by chucking him into a plot sun
Darkest Knight lost on purpose
>lose so that you can get shipped off to die in a kids' game
intelligence antifeat
>pretend to lose so you can ditch capeshit forever and play Peter Griffin in Fortnite
Basedness Ultrafeat
>Dammit Goku leave me alone I have work tomorrow.
TICK TOCK
WHERE IS THE LEAK
You get the episode in two hours.
I CAN'T FUARKING WAIT ANY LONGER
I have yet to master patience, master.
All I know about DBZ is that the sexy alien guy from that early storyline came back wearing blackface and kicked Goku and Vegeta's asses
Mr.popo ?
Such pathetic cope. Just take a joint, Megaloser.
freeza can breathe in space. would he really get high from a spliffy?
It's a space one and it makes you spacey Haha
1 hour left
WHY are Goku and Superman such demented fricking psychopaths?
The one works as a reporter a dying industry and the other one can’t cope with the fact he’ll never be Mr. Satan.
when episode
It's up on the rt site
where did the vsbw pseudoscience tiers even come from
>Hmm...I need to put my infinity x infinity autism into words...Oh I know!
What's stopping superman from accidentally dropping the joker into the sun?
Being an incompetent dumbass.
the joker's hidden super toxin would turn the Sun into the Sun Who Laughs and his rays will contaminate Superman and make him into the Superman Who Laughs of course
I don't see the problem with this. Superman Who Laughs is still too weak to beat Batman and wouldn't be anywhere as dangerous as the Batman who Laughs.
get that power scaling thong out of your bussy
Same thing that’s stopping Batman from accidentally turning the sun red if Supes pisses him off
HOLY SHIT BILL WON
the losing competition
...if it was opposite day
>Goku and Superman accidentally explode the Nightmare Realm and kill him as collateral
It's just a shame everyone at /dbg/ can't react to this live since streamable anon always just spoils the result instantly when the death battle goes live.
Hey guys look it's Ben pretending to be Spanish!
you know i'm right.
Streamable anon is necessary for episodes I don't give a FRICK about but still want to watch the fight.
>he doesn't give a FRICK about Goku vs Superman 3
gentlemen...escort him out.
Ay, coño you're assuming this is one of those episodes. I'll forgive you though. I'll be at your little watch party.
don't tell me your ego is supported entirely by what fictional characters you like
he's from /dbs/, what do you think.
has the living tribunal ever won a fight
is there a single character the combined might of silver surfer, batman, and doctor strange CAN kill?
Strange is a doctor. He has killed billions of innocent microverse megafauna in bacteria and viruses. Billions and billions must die...
He actually jobbed to those
Why do you think he isn't a doctor anymore
He was in a car accident that crippled his hands
Yeah cuz they needed to "accident" him
A doctor that can't kill microshit is worthless
Goku in less then 2 hours
>fight starts
>silver surfer crashes into strange
>batman trips and breaks his neck
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>as batman trips a lone batarang is launched from his belt into goku's neck
>it swings around and hits batman in the eye
>the blood released from batman collects in goku's open wound, giving him super aids to which there is no cure
but Goku has no wound
He will in less than 2 hours
Yujiro Hanma
this double and/or 5 says superman will win
HOLY FUARK, GODPERMAN I KNEEL. I FRICKING KNEEL.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
prophecy acknowledged.
WTF
HOW CAN THEY BOTH WIN
>Gokubros aiming for 5's instead of 4
I'm ashamed..
If Superman wins, he has to kiss Chi-Chi
Wtf that's gross
>Superman when Goku surpasses infinity
This exact amount of fights Galactus has lost says Goku wins
SUPERSISTERS???????????
this 4 says goku wins
Only morons think Superman wins. Goku is just so much stronger, faster, skilled, and handsome.
UMMMM SUPERBROS????
CHADly has decided
>seththeprogroomer
Goku winning is honestly the only result that make sense this time around. It makes 0 sense to do another Goku vs Superman after how many odd years since the last one, and have Superman win again.
And a tie wouldn’t really work because they already did itvwith Courage vs Scooby.
BROLYYYY!!!!
If Goku loses, Heroes Broly jobs to Titan
When is the fight
I'm going to sleep.
Goku wins. Screencap this if it does happen
these double 4's mean goku will win
DB episodes don’t get leaked early anymore? I swear you used to see the ep a day in advance. What happened?
>NEWb***h outs himself
They stopped doing early showings
It impacted their view count, apparently
They use to release them a day earlier for their FILTHY PAY LIVESTOCK. But streamableCHAD and CHADGA posters would leak it for FREE so we all got to see it. DB got pissed and stopped doing it. Now we all get it on the day at the same time.
The downside is this has helped their viewership overall.
Death Battlesisters, we're paying for literally nothing...
Funny thing is they're the only people kinda crying about it right now.. Now pay piggies only get SHIT like voting in shitty POLLS.
Goku has the 4 star dragon ball, but Superman’s S looks kind of like a 5. This means Superman has bigger numbers than Goku
Isn’t goku going to win? that’s the whole point of a 3rd right?
1 hour remaining... Gokusisters... clarkcousins... can we do it?
I’m trans btw idk if that matters
This 8 and batman wins(with prep time).
FRIEZAPOSTER
DO THE 5 MINUTES THING
Not the CHADzabro, but it's too early for that.
WE STILL NEED TO PREP
Test
FIVE Minutes until these threads are destroyed FOREVER OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.
This triple 4 says goku is gonna die for the third time and superman will win for the third time
>1 off of a triple 4
P-PHEW.
>1 off
i'm speaking like it was a 44x instead of a 444
not that the last number was 2 off.
Pathetic
>1 FUARKING hour
Both Goku and Superman deserve to die.
Goku is about to WIIIIN!
Gosh i love huge wieners so much! :3
We know Speedy.
oh and i also forgot
>literally scales above the concept of cardinality and the ideation of ‘scale’ or ‘size’ of a set in a manner analogous to a dialectical manner of historical idealism
>can one-shot and overcome barriers consisting of cabalistic aggregations of all possible hyper-temporal modes in any possible relativistic worldline
>is a narrative exemplification of total transdual ‘being’, ‘being’ beyond the negative and positive juxtaposition that is story and non-story
>can tank entire metaverses worth of narrative material being shot at him, with any metaphysical ‘amount’ of this material being able to reset Type 4 Metaverses beyond any set theoretic axiomatic framework
>Metaverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Type 4)
>Is the manifestation beyond a type-omega-bit consciousness, is the post-Hegelian idea of an ‘Obermensch’ in the most Gnostic and anti-Hylic mode of existence; is capable of breaking through ‘the end of history’ as a reification of all goodness in any type of human collective consciousness or unconsciousness
Goku will win
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
I need Big Black wiener NOW!!!
>Re-watch the first fight since we're getting a new one today
>The writing is TeamFourStar tier
It's hard to think people got salty over this.
DBZ fans were crazy back then.
I embarrassed myself in another thread, don't wanna go back
>REMINDER:
On a platonic level Superman's power is about his morality and ability to compromise
Rapeforce dominates Superman, Superman is too much of a passive b***h boy from kansas
No matter what cosmic scale mental gymnastics you pull out, he is just too much a b***h who craves for BBC, because that's what his morals are about
The DC universe and the capeshit medium he influenced into existence would agree as as well, as they followed his path of the "No Kill" code and "Secret Identity" in their narratives
SPADEperman is a bawd for BBC
Btw i go by she/her pronouns!
Goku and Superman both lose…..
When they find Gohan and Jon kissing eachother under the bleachers
Goku and Superman BOTH die
Goku can NEVER die!
spencer-sama WINS
>kratroony coping
NEW FUARKING THREAD WHEN ???
One hour left.
This 8 says Guts AND Kratos are getting the Donovan special
>baity Cinemaphileermintype thread
Gentlemen...
I’ve got you.
The TRUE thread is here
This Positive number says It will end in a tie and ends with Superman, Goku, Wiz and Boomstick to stop being tribalist morons.
alien x? the strongest character in all of fiction
That was a fun fight!