What fanservice matchups can(or should) they do? Especially ones that are Cinemaphile related?
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paper level dc
here you go
Postal Dude vs The Antagonist.
No way you frickin pinko!
the fact that I put my real sign in one of these once makes me feel embarassed. Wojaks are still being posted daily on Cinemaphile.
With pleasure.
On it
Reminder that Marvel characters are 311 quattuoroctogintillion times universal
P.S. Tourists, spread this to your friends.
Think that could be used in conjunction with this?
ACHKSAULLY,
This calc doesn't take into consideration the Magnitude 123 earthquake needed to destroy the moon in marvel. Considering the Richter Scale is logarithmic, you can also say a magnitude 123 is 10^100 times more powerful than a magnitude 23 earthquake. Aka: A GOOGOL
Even high-balling our moon and saying you'd need something equivalent to magnitude 23 to destroy it (most people agree the earth would be destroyed in the 15-20 range, much less the moon), you'd still have a Googol difference in energy. And said moon in marvel was not special in any way, nor did it have any magic or science shit done to it.
Thus, one can conclude that every celestial body in a marvel universe requires 10^100 more tnt compared to their real life counterparts to destroy.
if you're talking about 2 centillion beings aggregated into a blob of their combined volume then this is such an unbelievably low end for this calc it's downright comical and doesn't account for celestial bodies
I'm assuming they are using our *observable* universe's size of 93 billion light-years or 28 billion parsecs. But we have no idea how much larger the universe actually is, theories range than it can't be any smaller than 25x the observable size, but potentially as large as 10^10^10^122 megaparsecs. So yeah, that dwarfs the size this image posits.
death battle has a history of using the observable universe's volume as a unit to measure power levels, which is most likely what the calc'er was referencing
Leave the DCosmology... to me
What's with the scissors and DC meme?
The DC god is the Overvoid who is canonically a sheet of fictional paper, making DC by definition, under paper level
Schizos who either can't or purposefully misinterpret the meta meaning behind Over-Monitor representing Paper by using the literal definition rather than the metaphorical definition Morrison was going for as an Infinite canvas for imagination to create stories with.
*representing the blank, unmarked page
ftfy
meds NOW
How much butt-hurt is Raiden getting his fem-boy cheeks clapped going to generate?
None because no one cares. People who genuinely like Metal Gear don't give a shit and they certainly don't think Raiden is the strongest character.
None
Unlike Dio vs Alucard, this is an official shill match. The former was Swan using all his clout to animate his fanfic.
literally none because everyone knows it's a shill match.
The most we'll get is one buttblasted Logangay getting "retribution" for """"getting robbed""", and a few flaseflaggers that will pretend to be butthurt over Raiden losing. They'll give up quickly when they realize no one will bite.
They should do a bra and panties match.
Reminder DC manchildren are the best at throwing temper tantrums but are shit at everything else
>actual pure "AIIEEE" in the wild
LMFAO
>Next 2 matches are not Cinemaphile related in any way
>Hiatus
OUT
Pucca wins effortlessly
Doesnt exist, purify.
Friendly reminder that Kaijugays do not belong here. They belong on Cinemaphile.
>Literally 50% capeshit so far not counting Ex VS Raiden
>Tetsuo wasted on Magneto
>Frankenstein Predator sacrificed
>Sacrifice shill fight no one asked for
>Bond and Wick wasted on each other
How could this season be saved
There is no way to save it because even if we suggested a banger of a finale we'd still be stuck with the godawful animation and writing. I get a kick out of people pretending the animation and writing are good when their guys win
Godzilla VS Superman
Gojira steamrolls.
AIEEEEE
>
You is a b***h
What did I just say?!
Frick off Black person.
It can't be. We haven't had a legitimate good episode all season.
Wukong VS Hercules was pretty fun but other than that yeah
yeah but it also caused the threads to be filled with nothing but China talk when it used to just only come when Otto was having one of his racist rants again
Trust in the Ryouna.
It can't, they unironically would have to release a massive salt summoner like Xeno Goku vs Superman to save this season.
It'll be Xeno Vegito/Gogeta vs CAS. They have to use the absolute strongest versions to end it because otherwise people would ask for GvS IV: The Quest for Peace.
It honestly feels that they peaked long ago with Bayonetta in the female department.
Female representation pretty much died with her.
Dante still stomps Bayonetta
Just like how Toph stomps Gaara, Ganondorf stomps Bowser, MC stomps Doomguy, and Yang stomps Tifa.
Difference is Dante has a shit ton of hax and lore while Bayonetta has 3 games and one of them will never come out
Even I know that's a lie. Quicksilver being so inferior to Witch Times, makes it impossible for Dante attack her.
Dante fought someone who could destroy the Demon World and that's way bigger than anything in Gayonetta. Dante fought someone whos sheer speed allows them to go through time. Time is a non factor for his speed so Witch Time is useless. Coomers GTFO
Bayo fought time and chaos itself and won. Witch time allows her to bypass creator gods a nigh omni real beyond extra demensional planes. Shes way faster than Dante.
The frick are you even saying coombrain? Your b***h ass character LOST to Dante and it was fair and square. Dante is stronger, faster, and has more hax. People only want Bayonetta to win now because she is FotM due to her new game that will never come out
>Dante is stronger, faster, and has more hax
That was proven false afterwards moron. Honestly witchtime > dante. Thats just all.
Those are literal plot points and moments in the games you mong.
Wrong
There are some anime/manga and gacha heroines out there, but things do look grim after Korra, Harley Quinn, Wanda, and Jinx's fights. 2B also just lost her most popular match up, thanks to Pooh shilling.
They lost the initiative. Should've kept rolling with big fem rivalries people care about, like Red Sonja vs Xena and Sarah Connor vs Ellen Ripley. Instead, they threw out a bunch of wash and filler matches with vaguley popular characters without rivalries
>Instead, they threw out a bunch of wash and filler matches with vaguley popular characters without rivalries
I'm guessing you are trashing on Korra vs Storm, Mikasa vs Blake, Mitsuru vs Weiss, and Spider Gwen vs Batgirl. But supposedly there was demand for Wanda vs Zatanna and HQ vs Jinx, and even those obvious and anticipated (in theory) matches underperformed.
Yeah, I also had Black Widow vs Widowmaker in mind specifically lol. Shit nobody asked for, nobody wants
>I also had Black Widow vs Widowmaker in mind specifically lol
Black Widow isn't popular, to be fair. Not even Scarjo and Disney could ever make that character work, be profitable nor popular enough. Also, Overwatch craze has been dying ever since Brigitte, that Mary Sue chick with the mace, was introduced. Not surprised that match just like 3.5M views after 3 years.
>Mikasa VS Blake
Pretty sure RWBY fans wanted that one, even if RWBY never gets good views they still get 3D fights
>Weiss VS Mitsuru
Yeah no one wanted this, 2.2m views in 3 years, fricking lmao
>HQ VS Jinx
To be fair Twitter actually wanted this one, not sure why it underperformed even with the Arcane popularity boost
>Wanda VS Zee
Was only "popular" in VS communities afaik
>Pretty sure RWBY fans wanted that one
Ah, yes like 2 people that Ben and other DB staff knew. And those 2 "fans" probably worked in RWBY or RT to begin with. It's likely a paid shill match in disguise, just that they don't want to admit it.
>not sure why it underperformed even with the Arcane popularity boost
Same. I didn't see that one underperforming. Thought it was going to be the Omni Man vs Homelander for girls.
why is homestuck banned
meant for
I think it's because a mod got butthurt because her GF who was a Homestuck fan left him. This was way back in 2016 i believe, and they're still for some reason banned.
Would find creepy for Juliet to have a violent death. Not really into "ryouna" deaths like Bayonetta or Galaxia's. If Tifa's mild demise hurt Death Battle and even RWBY's perception, among the small female audience there was to begin with, Bayonetta, Ben, and Mob's deaths were likely even worse received.
Tifa's was badly received because it was a complete mix of utter wank No Limits Fallacy nonsense for Yang and giving Tifa absolutely buttfrick nothing just to close the gap.
Honestly I don’t care.
Then don't fricking talk about it.
That's another anon who stepped in out of nowhere into the conversation.
>Tifa's was badly received because it was a complete
shill match.
There, no need to say more. The research blog entry for that Death Battle even got every season 2 entry nuked.
Not just that it was a shill match, but that it was a shill match pretending not to be a shill match, which puts even this Warframe ad of a match above it. There was a thread about it on the RWBY subreddit at the time, and people there unironically believed that Roosterteeth owning Screwattack had zero bearing on who the winner was, even when it was shown that the one durability feat they gave to Yang was just straight-up calc'd incorrectly.
Yeah, I'm the guy who has been dropping around more frequently, after hearing Excalibur cucked us from Raiden vs 2B. I like action games in general. So that's why I hate that possibly the best unused match-up we had left when it came to Japanese action games, besides Travis vs Joe, isn't happening. All because of Pooh dollars.
I'm also interested in Asura and Juliet chances of showing up.
You think YOU have unrequited matchups? I've been waiting years for a Fate DB, and despite the endless matchups they could use (Dio vs Gilgamesh, Kirei vs Pucci, Shirou vs Deku, etc.), apparently one of the most profitable franchises in the world is less popular than Shadow the Jobhog for the 3rd goddamn time, or fricking Batman, for the 4th goddamn time.
>apparently one of the most profitable franchises in the world is less popular than Shadow the Jobhog for the 3rd goddamn time, or fricking Batman, for the 4th goddamn time.
Or Elfen Lied and Akame Ga Kill, kek
I mean, look Fate is profitable, but it ain't Sonic or Batman profitable, who knows if they'll even do a Fate character.
>look Fate is profitable, but it ain't Sonic or Batman profitable
Dude, it's more profitable than Fairy Tail and Elfen Lied.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises
Personally, I have been waiting on more Harry Potter matches or tokusatsu in general. And no, Yankee Rangers isn't enough to cover up the tokusatsu genre.
The eternal issue with the FF7 main cast is that too hard to figure out how powerful they really are, canonically. No composites nor feats from crossovers allowed.
But considering that Tifa helped did help against Sephiroth, Jenova, and other powerful bosses, it's hard to imagine that she's weaker than Adam or Neopolitan. Both adversaries that one-shot Yang.
>Female representation pretty much died with her.
I think it was mostly due to WW being misused in her first match ever, plus Chun Li and Tifa dying. Her death made matters worse on that front though, along Toph, Yang, and Tracer winning rigged matches. The spite match against Rebecca Black was also pathetic. Outside of Samus, female "representation" in Death Battle has always been either a weak hit or a strong miss, with one misfire after another one. In the first seasons, a lot of women that should have won their matches lost, while many that should have lost, won against all odds. But that was a problem with the early seasons as a whole. I mean, on the male side they pretty much peaked with Goku vs Superman, since many years ago. And that match has always been divisive.
in a million pieces none the less, killed by someone of the opposite gender. then defiled the corpse with Shadow vs Ryuko
This is sick, fricking ryonagays that Ben keeps feeding and attracting. Thankfully Ryukogays apparently aren't present right now. You can tell when ryonagays and DMCucks alike start to post.
>the Demon World and that's way bigger than anything in Gayonetta.
Not really. The Trinity of Realities is composed of endless Inferno, Purgatorio, Chaos reality (your standard human universe), and Paradiso (which is thousands of times the size of Chaos). And that's just one timeline. There are several of them, each with its own version of the Trinity.
DMC has a Demon World/Underworld, standard human universe, and that's it. And Demon World is kept vague in size, just like Inferno. No well-established Paradiso, nor multiple timelimes. Also, Aesir is powerful enough to disrupt not just the Chaos reality, but all the trinity, which puts him above the level of anything in DMC. Same for Rodin, who is the most powerful angel and demon, outside of Jubileus and Sheba.
Bayonetta being a hybrid that can use angelic and demonic weapons alike to kill both, angels and demons, pretty much makes her a threat to all the DMC cast. Same for Balder, who cannot be countered by them. If Dante were to even touch Bayonetta's Rodin or Balder's holy weapons, pretty much he would suffer the same fate as Aku against Jack's sword, since as a devil, he's conceptually weak to those.
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Also, stacked Witch Times >>> Dante's speed and Quicksilver. Always.
>This is sick, fricking ryonagays that Ben keeps feeding and attracting.
so there IS a fetish thing going on whenever a female character explodes brutally or something in death battle, huh?
Two or three anons have admitted being into ryona in the past. And who knows, maybe even one of them was actually incognito Ben.
You missed the Korragay. He did paragraph after paragraph of him sexualizing Korra's death. And Mikasa's also generated its own degenerate posts.
i remember reading one anon's response to ryuko's unfortunate death from shitdow, saying that it sounded like the voice actress had to keep her screaming down because she might wake her roommate up.
and that was enough for him to get a kick from it
Tifahaters. How many times have they mentioned getting turned on from her death? Too many to count. Then you have Chun Li gruesomely killing her in a DBX
Dante is 9D, Gayonetta is 4D. Cope, seethe, mald, whatever. Dante won, Dante STILL wins, and Bayonetta will only get ONE episode and be stuck as a LOSER
>Dante is 9D, Gayonetta is 4D.
An obvious lie.
Bayonetta-verse is rock-paper-scissors, plus AUs and time travel. Since the 1st game that was established.
DMC is just paper-scissors, and lacks AUs or time manipulation on the same degree as the Bayo cast. After 5 games.
Don't think I can simplify better for outsiders and normies the difference in scope and nature of both verses. I play them all, so I can tell when someone is lying when it comes to those IPs.
Demons (include Dante) negate Time Stop
(https://imgur.com/cGKE4Y7)
>M-M-Muh alternate universes!
9 dimension universe > infinite 4D universes
(https://imgur.com/a/mA6scBH)
>V-V-VSBATTLE WIKI!
OOGA OOGA BOOGA! SCARY SITE!
Shut up b***h. Dante stomps Bayonetta and I don't care about your homosexualry "Muh Travis! Muh Kratos! Muh Asura!" I am talking about Bayonetta and Bayonetta only.
Anon, Paradiso alone already covers all metaphysics, same for Inferno. It doesn't need 9 dimensions for it. That's why you fight divine will, souls, sins, virtues, and inhuman gods in them. Also, you already quoted Vsbattles terminology early on. You shouldn't have said tier 1. No one is buying anymore that Vsbattles misinterpretations of dimensions are valid.
Dante doesn't fight virtues nor divine will, just sin-related enemies. And he lack time travel, angelic weapons, and stacked Quicksilvers. Plus AU with their own metaphysical dimensions.
Then why did Dante win the Death Battle
He was given a pity win. 5-1 researchers agreed she deserved to win. The only one who disagreed with those 5 was just a random guest, who happened to be a Dante fanboy that downplayed Bayo hard and lied to everyone, saying that she's a human that gets tired and has normal durability. Ben just chose to go with it for fanboyism and his ryona fetish.
http://hersheldlousyton.blogspot.com/
Back then we had terrible outcomes like Toph vs Gaara, Tifa vs Yang, Kirby vs Buu, Tracer vs Scout, Bowser vs Ganondorf, and others. Everyone and their mother knows that canonically, DMC lacks still a well-established Paradiso-equivalent (so much for being a Divine Comedy inspired game), and that Dante and Vergil don't have NLF in their regeneration skill (jus decapitate them, lol), nor cannot even move casually across dimensions. They cannot even escape from their own verse's Underworld (Yamato has limits). Even Asura, Rodin, and Kratos are more competent in than Dante in that regard.
This sounds like a whole bunch of cope. If Asura, Rodin, and Kratos beat Dante, then they also beat Bayonetta because Dante beat Bayonetta
Paradiso alone has 4 dimensional spheres, with Jubileus living in the highest one. Guess where are the remaining dimensional layers/spheres in the Bayonetta verse.
Inferno and Paradiso have both multiple dimensional layers, with Purgatorio and Chaos counting separately as their own.
I'm sorry that Dante won
That's what I told him. The Trinity of Realities contains all 9Ds when combined. It's just that they just stacked multiple into Paradiso and Inferno. Plus, as the guy said earlier, the Bayonetta verse is bigger because through time manipulation, since part of the Bayo cast can move 4th dimensionally, across alternate timelines, or even create them.
Bayonetta VS Demi-Fiend
Demon VS Witch
Both were the cause of a major war
Both try to save the world from tyranny
Both are able to summon hell like entities
Both also hunt angels
Ryuko is still alive in our hearts.
Reimu would destroy her easily, same with KOS-MOS.
Think he meant in popularity, not powerlevels. I like Kos-Mos, but Pyra and Mythra overshadowed her in that regard. Kos-Mos has always been a kinda niche and obscure character, and her not showing up in Smash, definitely puts her below Pneuma, in terms of being famous or popularity.
You and the Dantegay are the only anons who thought I was talking about her being the peak of powerlevels. Literally mentioned female representation or department in that same post.
We all know Death Battle. In terms of powerlevels, the peak will always be a DC character from some obscure comic book issue. RT being RT.
The monster and kaijuu departament peaked with Godzilla.
It's just sometehing that majority considers the best in the genre and that has a near-monopoly. They had that fight in like season 2 so the issue is closed unless they do a fight with one of the other characters from that universe.
>acknowledging spammer instead of just ignoring him and reporting
You know he just stalks these threads because he wants attention? The whole site is full of them, it's like a magnet for mentally ill freaks.
how much do they pay you people to continuously post this shit here
Not him, but some guys do want to see beautiful babes fight to the death and Juliet could actually show up in DB
Aya though? Unlikely.
>how much do they pay you people to continuously post this shit here
That's the worst part, anon. He's doing it for free.
>how much do they pay you people to continuously post this shit here
He has been here shitposting Juliet since Saturday, right?
>Fricking 1-C DMC
Peak of Combat?, more like Peak of Chink Wankness
More like peak of being delusional and moronic, just like Doomgays and Kratosgays. DMC and GoW are franchises that don't even have multiverses, and the less said about outversal Doomslayer, the better.
Even Donkey Kong being moon level puts him objectively above Kratos, Dante, and Doomslayer.
>that don't even have multiverses
>Literally did not play GoW4
Asgard realms aren't a real multiverse. You seriously don't have idea about what's a real multiverse. Not even MCU was moronic enough to consider Thor's realms a multiverse.
Remember when they took artistic interpretation into account?
Planet-tier Travis Touchdown and Asura beat him, easily. Every fan knows that Dante doesn't make it canonically to planetary. If you are going by Vsbattles, that site loves lying a lot.
Don't tell me you are one of those idiots who thinks that Kratos vs Spawn wasn't an obvious stomp fight in favor of the latter? Asura in his tutorial level alone has better feats than Kratos in more than 5 games.
Vs battle wiki loves to downplay shonen shit while wanking vidya and especially cartoons (ffs faster then light spike the dragon).
pony gays are worse then co tards but those characters are unironically cracked
Literally the only good semi relevant DGM mu outside of I guess Tanjiro,Edward Elric, and Nero
still below the west according to the site
>Bring me Ash
Ash should fight Ben10
Yugi should fight Sakura
That is the dumbest match up take I've seen so far.
Maybe you're a moronic homosexual?
These are some of the worst MU's I've ever seen holy shit.
You already posted that, homo
>Only one person can hate match ups with next to zero theming.
Themes seem pretty obvious and perfect to me. Ash and Ben are children who capture and use creatures to fight with and scale similarly. Yugi and Sakura both use cards with beings of immense power sealed inside and scale similarly
Maybe you're just an overemotional moron?
Anon. Ben does not "capture" anything. Do you know how the omnitrix works? Ben isn't even anything like Ash, did you pull this MU out of your ass?
Scan, capture. Same thing
Those are two completely different words with entirely different meanings. Not to mention that he rarely "scans" new aliens since majority of them are hardwired into the omnitrix.
Screencaps and scans are literally the same thing
Same words, same thing. Try not to be a hysterical b***h over it?
moron. Ben and Ash have nothing in common other than being kids.
Ash captures pokemon in order to complete the pokedex and to eventually make it to the elite four.
Ben fricks around as a hero with an alien device that allows him to transform into different beings. Where did you get the idea that they were similar.
Ash and Yugi are perfect for each other with connections that match and an actual rivalry. Try picking a better MU that isn't 90% reaching.
>they have better connections because... BECAUSE THEY DO, OK!!?!
Brainlet tiet reasoning
They're kids who specialize in fighting with captured/obtained monsters to get better alongside their rivals.
They're also from largely loved games that stemmed from comics or manga.
Do you not get how simplistic and clear that is? No reaching was even needed to make their connections.
Reddit tier connections
>He can't differentiate between two people
How do you even scale Yugi? Wouldn't he be better against another game master like the kid from Bakugan?
scale his monsters
Wouldn't he crush most pokemon Ash has since he has the god cards or Exodia? Also doesn't he have like fate/probability powers that always make him draw the cards he needs to win?
You can scale Ash's main pokemon (Pikachu) to Mewtwo and Rayquaza to make it more fair. As for his other mons I have no idea how they'd fare.
Pikachu and Ash-Greninja are the two heavy hitters for his team. Charizard is okay but lost to Entei, and none of his pokemon could do anything against Mewtwo or Darkrai. Plus he only just recently got his first Champion win while Yugi had been winning his matches for so long, he even showed up as a ghost thing to help other protagonists
>Ash-Greninja
non-canon jobber
so Ash just gets curbstomped then
That's why he fights Ben10
I mean like comp Ben 10? Cause he has tons of ways to beat Yugi, like Alien X, Clockwork, possibly Ghostfreak, etc. I dont think even the god cards can scale that high
I mean Ash fights Ben10. Yugi had nothing to do with the post I responded to, anon
oh lol I got messed up with the other guy, sorry anon. Still, prior comment stands. If its original Ben, Ash stands a better chance, but later ones get too haxy even for the higher tiers Ash has
Probably, but I think it's closer in both theme and proportion than Yugi vs Ash
The only theme you had was "young boy who captures monsters"
Ignoring that this doesn't even apply to Ben, you somehow failed to mention that Yugi has the exact same theme under your reasoning
So the themes are fine and your histrionic kvetching is unnecessary
Good to know, gay
Your theme is bad because it does not exist. Go shill your matchup elsewhere if you can't take criticism
Theme is fine and you're an effeminate homosexual who WILL keep replying
>Constantly thinks about gay men
>Can't stop calling others gay
moronic? Check
Projecting? Massively
Bad taste? Without a doubt
Congrats anon, you're the biggest brainlet in the thread today.
>assblasted homosexual is assblasted
News at 11
>another game master like the kid from Bakugan
oh you don't want that. Don't even look how strong Bakugan is.
lol enlighten me, I wanna know how busted they are
Bakugan is the Hispanic fanfiction Dragon Ball fans want Super to be.
Drago is the king of all mary sue protagonists and he just keeps beating dudes that eat/merge/claim being able to destroy universes.
Juliet is unironically a lovely young woman and Nick is lucky to have her.
It's a shame she loses most of her match-ups. Think of all the popular and recnognizable hack-n-slash protags, she may be on the weak end of the spectrum. That's the reason I would rather have her fight Denji, over Bayonetta or NMH3's Travis. Don't think she can even beat 2B nor Raiden. Since Harley and Jinx were already used up, Juliet could instead end up fighting Toga, Jason, Ash, Leatherface, or Alexa Bliss, but that would be such weird picks and blatant biased stomps in her favor.
Juliet is for Aya. All of those other ideas you have for her suck ass.
She's too obscure for Death Battle. The anon that originally posted that pic didn't know who even Aya was or what were her feats. You might as well be putting Juliet against a Taimanin character. Toga, Ash, and Denji make more sense for her.
>Toga, Ash, and Denji make more sense for her.
Not at all. Ash is for someone like Buffy and Denji is for someone like Yuji or maybe Kaiman. Toga is a bad matchup for Juliet. Juliet and Aya makes the most sense thematically despite Aya being from an obscure series.
> Toga is a bad matchup for Julie
Toga doesnt exist.
Aya stomps her. Juliet has no chance.
Maybe, but so does all of her other matchups which are lame. At least Aya vs Juliet could be fun.
You probably are the anon who didn't even know who Aya was before posting that pic. They had to spoonfeed you about your own post.
No? Are you the anon making shittt matchup ideas for Juliet.
>Are you the anon making shittt matchup ideas for Juliet.
First of all, is that a question or a statement? If the former, learn grammar or English. If the latter, why the frick are you asking, when I'm obviously suggesting better match ups for her right now? You are dumb.
It was fricking typo butthole.
>better matchups for
Literally none of your matchups are good for her.
>More than one-minute for each reply
If you are gonna falseflag as multiple anons, at least pay to avoid the cooldowns.
>"muh samegayging"
Meds.
Juliet is for Aya.
Then she will die against Aya. Anything to piss off the Julietgay.
What?
She should fight Aya, but only because the fight is thematic and fun.
No. Jill is for Regina.
Frick off already.
Lol @ this homosexual melting down because people post op
Everybody laugh at this mentally ill troon
Geez, what's wrong with you?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they serve Juliet to Bayo, as a pity bone for the early sabotage. Kinda like Shadow, Thor, Cloud, and also Tifa soon.
Juliet is gonna die if she steps into Death Battle, for sure. Don't think she even can handle Denji. They are probably going to downplay Bayonetta, to pretend that the fight is fair, again.
For Juliet, the anniversary remake will likely end up being her death sentence, ironically.
Shadow vs Ryuko, again? Can see that happening. If she doesn't fight Ash Williams nor Travis Touchdown (Suda-themed episode), she's gonna get wasted on a Bayo consolation prize.
>Travis Touchdown
That one should totally be vs. Viewtiful Joe, but they will go with Scott for the views.
Scott vs Joe makes more sense and is more even.
>I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they serve Juliet to Bayo, as a pity bone for the early sabotage. Kinda like Shadow, Thor, Cloud, and also Tifa soon.
That sounds like it would likely happen and it would suck a lot.
>Juliet is gonna die if she steps into Death Battle, for sure. Don't think she even can handle Denji. They are probably going to downplay Bayonetta, to pretend that the fight is fair, again.
This. She can't compete against Denji or Bayonetta. They're way above her league.
No. Both Aya and Juliet are too powerful for Highschool of the Dead characters.
Ash should fight Buffy.
>That sounds like it would likely happen and it would suck a lot.
Why? Does Juliet die or get stomped by her? How strong is she?
Bayonetta slings around satelites and giant angels on a norm, she's stupid physically strong and fast without even accounting for Witch Time which can be activated whenever she wishes.
Oh. Haven't play her games, because I'm just a PC user and it's not on Steam nor Game pass.
>He doesn't just emulate it for free
Just gotta get a PS3 emu my man.
Well we've had TJ vs Combo. They didn't really have any "powers" they were just really stupid strong.
>Snake
>Normal guy
>PS3 emu
>PS3
Don't want to stain my PC with that shit.
>Snake
>Normal guy
Compared to most characters on Death Battle he is.
He's less normal and more of just superhuman without the stupid abilities I'd say.
That's the only method I know of playing Lollipop Chainsaw without just outright playing it on a PS3 or PS4.
How would the ending for that go? If Saul lost would he get crushed to death by a giant gavel, which was one of Phoenix's supers in MVC3. I don't know what would happen if Phoenix lost cause I don't watch Better Call Saul.
Also TJ vs Balrog was kino and I'm upset most episodes don't have gimmick fights like this.
Imagine Saul Goodman vs Phoenix Wright. No combat just court room deliberation.
They’re both defendants though
Phoniex basically became a temporary prosecutor in a lot of the game also it's great juxtaposition since they exist on different moral spectrums
She’s a nutty one
Bayonetta is leagues stronger than Juliet and her Witch time is too much for Juliet to handle.
That sounds hateful, but does fit Death Battle's recent modus operandi.
If they never fix nor backtrack from Dante vs Bayonetta, they will sacrifice to her 2B, Juliet, or a Genshin girl.
Or worst yet, Kiryuin Satsuki, just to waste both KLK sisters on pity matches.
>Or worst yet, Kiryuin Satsuki, just to waste both KLK sisters on pity matches.
I don't want that.
What would be worse, Satsuki getting sacrificed to Bayo for a pity win, or getting SWANK'D by Bruno?
>Tokusatsu Durst vs Lightsaber Knoxville
Could be fun.
Well you'll probably get your chance once the remake come out next year.
>Also TJ vs Balrog was kino
You're goddamn right.
>That's the only method I know of playing Lollipop Chainsaw without just outright playing it on a PS3 or PS4.
It was also on the 360 though.
Bruno?
Bruno Buccalati from JoJo Golden Wind.
>Bruno Buccalati from JoJo Golden Wind.
Never heard of him.
Pity matches to compensate for sabotage or incorrect verdicts, don't leave neither fandom satistifed. If Tifa were to kill Sakura, that wouldn't fix shit, same for Shadow killing Ryuko.
Henry is for a pity match against Vergil.
Bruno?
All I know is that we shall prepare for the worst, in case she also dies. Hope that's not the case, but that really is up to whom she's facing.
Satsuki is for Henry.
Agreed. Once Brandon opens up commissions again, I think I'll try requesting this fight for him to make a track out of.
Vergil should come back to fight Sesshomaru.
I was considering pitching this to him. Thrill Kill seems like a good title
F, if it's Juliet.
Yet again, having to do this for another Tara Strong character.
>better match ups
Like?
>Juliet vs Denji
Hell no. Denji is for Yuji.
>Denji is for Yuji.
>Le popular shounen match up with nothing in common outside of being popular shounen
kek
Not any better than Juliet vs Denji which aside from the themes being chainsaws, they have nothing in common.
What? They're both kids who got picked up by demon/ghost killing organizations because they took in extremely powerful monsters, the hell do you mean they have nothing in common.
Their entire clique is nearly the same as well, with Aki and Fushigaro sharing the same older brother role and Power and Nobura sharing the sister role.
Who even wins?
Denji can effectively 2v1 Itadori/Sukuna with Pochita, and he has far better control over his power on top of being immortal and maybe stronger. Itadori has more combat experience and is way faster but Hero of Hell Denji + Pooch gives him the edge. I'd give it to Denji because I like him more.
Huh, thought Sukuna was broken
He is but he's nowhere near as broken as HOH Denji/Pooch who can regenerate as just a heart while re-entering the atmosphere, tank attacks that eradicate the middle half of a hybrid's body, attacks that destroy buildings, kill and eat devils like the nuclear weapon and nazi devil, etc.
Not to mention that if he eats Itadori he basically ceases to exist, so Sukuna would disappear from the face of the earth.
The fight is pointless until we see Sukuna with all fingers.
And Denji is also getting a second part, so he'll be getting stronger. However DB has decided to stop waiting for stories to finish so we may see them fight soon.
True. They really banked on head injuries stopping Hulk from getting angry, which they would have realized wasn't a thing if they just turned the page.
I'm not sure if you meant to reply to me, but DB always had a hate boner for the green man so head protection or not he was screwed.
>"AIIEEEEEE NOOOOO MULTIPLE DIFFERENT PEOPLE CALLING ME moronic IS FAKE! YOURE ALL THE SAME PERSON"
Meds or a psychiatrist. Pick one or the other anon.
Technically speaking we don't know the full strength of Denji either. He was still in the process of learning and utilizing Pooch before getting mind broken by Makima, and we don't know how high the Hero of Hell can scale. Like can he beat Primordial Demons etc etc.
The difference is we don't even know what Sukuna is like in his original state. Or who the hell could have beat him since he already outclasses everyone in the manga with just half his fingers.
Would you say Gojo is the second strongest?
I have read all of both manga and their honestly remarkably similar.
I mean shonen teen heroes with demons inside fighting other demons seems pretty good
Naruto
I wouldn’t say he fights other demons, at least not as a main job
Doesnt exist.
Since they're picking up more movies, I'd like to see a campy, nazi/mummy driven battle with Rick O'Connel vs Indiana Jones
that or Selena vs Alice
Rick wins, he 1v1'd jet li even with his meta powers and won in h2h
Based. Alien-hybrid Ripley would likely take it, though a four way between them and Selena and Alice would be cool
The Bride versus someone.
>wait years for a new RE episode
>it's Alice
Does Stain win against comic Butcher? What about composite Butcher?
Just watched it, really didn't seem like Ghostface stood any chance.
Dante is more likely.
>Does Stain win against comic Butcher?
I'd argue Butcher still wins because of his stealth, weapons, and powers combined with his intellect.
>What about composite Butcher?
Stain is fricked.
Asura can fight Beerus though.
I don't want to see Asura get stomped by Dragon Ball man
Asura wins tho.
they'll just put Asura at above regular universal and then give Beerus 1000x universal and 10 quintillion times FTL or some shit
I don't really get how "X" universes works. It's not like he can destroy multiple universes in one go and in the general portrayal its mostly a side effect of a universe's given Destroyer clashing haki energy that fricks the universes. Beerus and Champa at most threatened only two universes with each being worth one.
Beerus and Chakravartin in a broad view should be comparable to each other as it is said Chakravartin has destroyed and recreated the universe countless times.
Frick no. Blade is for Anderson and Wesker is for Liquid Snake.
Does LS even scale high enough to fight Wesker? He's only got like MGS1 and small bits of TPP to work with
Could Liquid even react to Wesker's teleports?
Wesker is for me.
This might happen to advertise the new robocop game
wrong opponent
This really boils down to "Dredd matches Murphy's firepower and he can actually run."
However that does not give Dredd the ability to destroy Murphy and Dredd by comparison is much more squishy.
Robocop wins.
You ever get the feeling that people shoot down arguments because they can't see a character losing?
There is no argument, they're fictional characters. At least people saying they want a character to win because of character preference are being honest about it.
Basically fanboyism
GAMERABROS THIS CANT BE REAL
And you'd be right
>Monsterverse Godzilla
Demolished.
Um, nipbros?!?!!?!?!?
Well then take a weaker version I don't know. Not that there's much sense in analyzing one episode from season 2 over and over except for the jokes.
Try getting to teratons
Not even vsbattleswiki puts gamera at teratons
They barely touch his article period, dude. They’d much rather do…. Whatever it is they do
KAIJUgayS OUT!!!
God bless and keep you, anon
Welp, there goes Vince vs Shao Kahn
What happened?
Sexual assault allegations
You fricking pussy
But that makes Vince vs Ben even more thematic
Explain
Both are the owners of communities focused around seeing two characters duke it out and both Used their position for their sexual gratification (Ben with his ryona fetish and Vince with his sexual misconducts towards female wrestlers
Yeah, it was easy to tell that both are into objectifying women and ryona (or even guro in Ben's case). Never really understood that fetish.
At least the female wrestlers eventually stepped up their game and got tired of all the abuse they had to endure.
both also make bad decisions regarding booking because they think is the best for business, latest examples include Brock VS Lesnar in Summerslam and James Bond and John Wick getting wasted on a crappy mu
>Brock vs Lesnar
???
Brock Lesnar VS Roman Reigns
Ben's a creepy ryonacreep with likely sexpest allegations somewhere
>raiden’s preview is just memes
That’s why they picked him I guess
They really, really are that desperate for both, shill fights and views. They want another Omni-Man vs Homelander, and started to prostitute themselves for it. One outlier episode per two seasons isn't a good sign.
>Obligatory this video is sponsored by warframe intro
>Memes
>Raiden already put at 100 kilotons of tnt
well, the weaker Raiden, yes. But I agree its a shill MU, Warframe is paying for their boy to win
>He's my wife son reeeee
Stainchads have won by doing absolutely nothing
>TV show b***her
Pathetic. ENTER.
Kratosbros, we're gays now....
Kill me
when the frick are we getting pic, Cinemaphile
Never because Asura stomps.
How can Kratos even kill Dante?
With fanfic stats
Hopefully never. It is a shit fight where the only way Kratos wins is through fanfic wank while not applying the same sort of wank to Asura.
>Kratos totally lifted the entire cosmos woth the Atlas thing like in actual mythology, just ignore him dying to a spike chucked by Ares a few hours later
>Chakravartin is listed as omnipotent by the devs and Naraka is listed as endless? Nope doesnt count lol
If you are going to throw pure fanfic Kratos into the ring you may as well have him fight Wonder Woman
to be fair Naraka being endless is contradicted by the fact that it has an ending to it as Asura has reached the ending of it twice in the game, endless in that context probably means really fricking big because it took Asura thousands of years just to reach the end of it
You missed the point. I am just noting by the same fanfic logic applied to Kratos, Asura would still stomp as he would have dealt with an omnipotent being and an endless realm which would be worth infinity universes
I would love to see fanfic Kratos vs Wonder Woman.
>If you are going to throw pure fanfic Kratos into the ring you may as well have him fight Wonder Woman
Dude, they already did the equivalent of that since the Spawn fight.
And just like Vsbattles, the Death Battle crew loves lying about Kratos and Dante being multiversal, just because they are popular. Both franchises' don't even have a multiverse, for frick's sake. Have those two idiots kill each other or something, since I don't think they have the balls to admit that even Travis and Bayonetta stomp them.
Just because I like more Raiden or 2B than Asura, and both are also more popular and meme-able than him, that doesn't mean one should be allowed to lie about their powerlevels being bigger than Asura's.
They didnt use Fanfic Kratos for Spawn
As said earlier, only way for Dante and Kratos to have a chance against Asura is through bias and fanfic overwank. Just delusional fanboys think that both got a shot against him. Asura is planet level at least since the fricking tutorial. After 5 games, neither Kratos nor Dante make it to planetary and haven't casually flew in outer space. And I mean real space, not genjutsu nor space background fallacy shit. And in Asura's Wrath, the final boss is a legitimate universal creator god. Guy is Beerus-tier. Even Travis could beat Kratos and Dante at the same time, after his NMH3 wank.
literally Asura's only good matchup where he has a chance of winning
It's funny how Asura stomps Beerus
I thought it was funny that Asura has even less evidence for being universal than Dragon Ball Super characters, but people still wank him because they like his movie-game. I wonder how many of the people that wank him even played the game instead of just watching it's on YouTube. Asura takes dozens of attacks to stop a supernova, that would kill him if you let it hit him, and then when he fights his creation God he beats him but there was no evidence he or the God could destroy the universe at any point in the game.
I hope it's just a dumb easter egg, not some constant shitty ooc dialogue or Kratos' entire character getting turned into "hmmm yummy men"
Probably never, Kratos will outfanfic Dante and Asura will be fed to Atrocitus
Already posted late last thread but here it is again. New Multiverse Matchup: Ghostface vs Jack Slater:
[Open]
AHHHHHHHHH NEEEEEDLEEEEEEESSSSS OWIE OWIE OW OW OW!
Take your estrogen Goku, we're gonna make you into primary fap material.
Superman would never do that
I think YOU need to put THIS on NOW
>No please Superman, don’t make me into a Flavor of the Mo-
>Superman was anally raped
>Goku went on HRT
what next?!
STOMPS YOUR THREAD
Why don't you try stomping me?
Hows about I eats ya instead!
Looks like Dino-Meats on the menu today!
AHHHH RADIATION HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO DUMB AND STUPID AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE RADIATION COMPLETELY RUINS THE FLAVOR, GROSS. Man I should've known some jobber ass dinosaur would taste like shit!
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
FRICK OFF
Weak
>Shows up in Dragon Ball for real
Imagine an Umineko episode.
Never ever, does it even have any good matchups?
Batler vs Rance
You could make a few but the death battles would either have to revolve around Umineko styled logic-offs or be completely incomprihensible.
Something like the Shin Megami Tensei vs Umineko, or Phoenix Wright vs Battler in the former case.
That said, it's not like death battle isn't constantly running into mismatches.
Imagine top tier marvel shit being murked by small bombs
you haven't read Umineko if you think it's an uber powerful gigaverse on par with capeshit autism
Well, it's not all the way there but it could definitely win against some stuff.
100% and Featherine is a legit powerhouse but most of the verse isn't composed of universe busters and whatnot. There's mechanics behind everything
Featherine is infinite dimensional at best
Dimensionality isn't a great way to scale things same with meta stuff (you're burying your setting in more layers of fiction effectively making most characters trivial).
Dimensional scaling works if its a hierarchy like system
In Umineko the case seems to be moreso that you have fragments that are all their own shit with different timelines and stuff, then you go one step above (which also includes its own shit) and then one step above, similarly, and then again, until you finally hit the top.
Even the guys doing stuff like fricking with all timelines in the multiverse are in the end, fictional.
It's like if someone wrote Marvel, left out the TOAA at the end and said "this is like fiction to these guys" a few times
umineko is fiction, what are you trying to say?
basically everything that happens in the first chapter is like 5 layers of fiction compared to the stuff that happens later
The top of the fictional hierarchy is just as fictional as verses with no fictional hierarchy. It just makes everything below the top more fictional and fictional.
That seems like cope to me, pretty much nothing fictional IRL can maintain the level of dynanisism in an umineko fragment, pretty much proving that it's more plausible it's just a universe.
It's easy to say magic isn't real though
If a fictional character is above a fictional verse, that just makes the verse more fictional, it doesn't make the fictional character less fictional. It is, by definition, to be less fiction. If anything it just makes the verse weaker as it is just in the mind of an average fictional being
That's countered by Hempel's raven, you can claim that Umineko's fragments within the cat boxes are more fictional than your verse, but that requires you to prove that everyone of your verses are not "fictional" in their verse, which can require a devil's proof i.e you can prove that it's not fictional but not the possibility that it isn't, therefor it can be just as fictional as a umineko fragment
checkmate!
while you can prove it's not fictional, failure to do implies the possibility that it is fictional*
I'm drinking
By that logic, I can say Saitama is the strongest character in fiction because there is no evidence suggesting otherwise thus making it a possibility. However that ruins the point of VS debating
Anon, you don't understand. I am not debating like a VS debater, I'm debating like an Umineko character,
>>>/w/e+live+in+a+chessboard
Who would they even fight which wouldn’t result in a stomp?
Eat my dust Jobku!
does a backflip
Goku won.
Bejita won.
Broly won.
Dragon Ball won.
>Goku won.
No, he lost. Twice actually.
>Bejita won.
Against Shitdow. lol Lost to Thor.
>Broly won.
Ok
>Dragon Ball won.
Not really if Goku can't win.
Dragon Ball wins if Mr Satan wins and he did win because he always wins
>No he [HEADVANON]
He won.
He won the presidency of the oxygen club, that's for fricking sure
>No, he lost. Thrice actually.
FTFY. Canonically, Goku Black is Zamasu on a post-Z Goku body. Death Battle hates Dragon Ball that much.
Hey Shadow isnt shit, its Sega who writes him as shit.
Comic Butcherbros.....Swan hates us...
Swan tongues our anus
from what i understand calling umineko witches universal is like me calling myself universal if i'm the dungeon master in DnD
It's like calling Ed Edd n Eddy "Outerversal Metaversal Megaversal Supremalverse" because they see Fish Bowl 2 as fiction. Fiction within fiction isn't a new concept, people need to stop acting as if it is and if your above a fictional being in your own setting that means you compare to them in terms of scaling.
Does the walking nuke himself have any good match ups?
>more fictional
I don't know. I kinda miss the quaintness of the mathtards and their dimensional misapplications
This seems like a lower form of mindrot, somehow. Like humans shouldn't even be capable of it
Well thats what Umineko is
The whole verse is fiction in the eyes of a few frickers and instead of being "Oh, so this verse is all just fiction even in an already fictional setting", the moron animu wankers say "SEE! SEE! ITS LESS FICTIONAL THAN ALL THE OTHER VERSES!" It's moronic, I agree, but Visual Novel Animu wank is a cancerous tumor and it is best plucked off as soon as possible
If Butcher does get his DB, are they really going to ignore his comic story in favor of the shitty show story where he's essentially a cuck?
At least he wins?
"NOOOO HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL A KID! HE'S A KEK!"
He's not even raising Ryan, moron. He is just preventing him from getting manipulated by Homelander because if they have 2 uber powerful supers the world is fricked and the season finale confirmed that. It's not saying "wife son good".
Better animation than Ichigo vs Naruto
It always confounds me how they delegate highly requested or out of the box MU's to shitty sprite fights majority of the time.
>It always confounds me how they delegate highly requested or out of the box MU's to shitty sprite fights majority of the time.
>Better animation than Ichigo vs Naruto
Ditto. Also, thanks for the recommendation.
It’s not so much being sprites that is the issue it’s always execution
That beats the frick out of Madara vs Aizen even
>That beats the frick out of Madara vs Aizen even
That's not a high bar.
It is when Death Battle was hyping it
>Death Battle will waste Luffy on Plastic Man instead of an interesting fight
AMOGUS
Naruto doesnt exist.
SUS SUS SUS
Oh
Who should Shiki Ryougi from Kara no Kyoukai/Garden of Sinners fight?
the girl from Akame ga kill is the one i heard
When Death Battle ends I will finally be free.
So now that Garou is a strong, star-galaxy busting character, who should he fight?
>Garou's "star busting" and GRB are going to be wanked to hell and back despite both being displayed wrong
>Mfw
I hate that hack Murata.
I don't see what's displayed wrong with the Serious Punch^2, but the gamma ray burst was definitely pretty all over the place.
I think it's funnier that people trip themselves over in order to say "Uh, it was totally the moon's shadow, light being erased, blast's portal, etc" despite no indication that it is just so they can downplay it. It's ridiculous, but it happened. It's basically Saitama's attack 2x after all.
As another anon said in a thread a while back, you wouldn't immediately see stars disappear as a result of Garou's attack because that's not how light works but Murata doesn't know this.
Same thing happened with the GRB. A normal Gamma Ray Burst would kill all life on Earth if it was pointed directly at it since it's effectively massive amounts of radiation, but Garou just blasts that shit right on top of it and goes "whoa...now people will be scared just by being near me!" No, moron there won't BE anyone left to fear you because you fricking murdered them all.
Giving Garou God's powers is shit, not because it makes him powerful, but because the author doesn't know the first thing about what he's using just like comic authors.
>As another anon said in a thread a while back, you wouldn't immediately see stars disappear as a result of Garou's attack because that's not how light works but Murata doesn't know this.
This is a bad argument because most shounen-action style series don't know this or care about it. Hell, most media doesn't, sci-fi or otherwise. Remember the star wars sequels where they destroy several planets from solar systems away? Well, not really cause the sequels suck, but it's kinda like that, they see it happen in real time.
>This is a bad argument because most shounen-action style series don't know this or care about it. Hell, most media doesn't, sci-fi or otherwise. Remember the star wars sequels where they destroy several planets from solar systems away? Well, not really cause the sequels suck, but it's kinda like that, they see it happen in real time.
In Star Wars case is actually worse than you think. Real fans know that they are still relying on composites of decanonized and outdated material. The flawed science fiction is just a small fraction of all the problems that IP's portrayal has in DB.
>but Murata doesn't know this.
Death Battle lets DC and Araki get away with lame and inaccurate pseudo-science to be fair. If they didn't play favorites and actually fraudchecked everyone, your argument would have value. But it's Death battle we are talking about.
>muh real life physics!!
Sir, this is a death battle thread
Anon you cannot try to apply real life physics into your media and then get it wrong within a chapter, which happens a lot now that I think about it.
>Sir, this is a death battle thread
The place where they try to apply real life physics and numbers to fictional feats? Whoa....
Araki himself at least tries to explain some shit away with stand magic, but even those excuses were dog water since shit like King Crimson constantly change.
I don't think you understand. Garou plopped a god tier (literally) amount of radiation right smackdab on the planet. It's not about blasting a hole in the Earth, it's the fact that an attack like that and his motives are so far apart from each other they might as well be in different dimensions.
You can't really have a world fear you if everyone is dead from cancer.
what if it did? what if it irradiated all life on an earth-like planet after blowing a hole cleanly through it, but later was used on earth proper and it had no atmospheric repercussions? you'd be more open to it then?
>As another anon said in a thread a while back, you wouldn't immediately see stars disappear as a result of Garou's attack because that's not how light works
How come I've only heard of this shit with this feat from OPM, but never from any series that deals with cosmic scales? The cause and effect of things go by the character's speed, so if a character does something at faster than light then the effects will happen at faster than light. If a character blews up the Sun, everybody on Earth in the series will see it disappear when it happens, even though realistically it should take 8 minutes for the light of the blown up Sun to reach the Earth.
It reminds me of one of the most autistic things I've ever seen in versus debating, where someone said that nothing in fiction is faster than light because going faster than light is impossible in the real world, how this character can't be faster than a bullet because humans can't move that fast. You can't really argue with someone who literally can't comprehend that fiction and reality are separate.
>You can't really argue with someone who literally can't comprehend that fiction and reality are separate
Obviously not. My issue stems from Murata attempting to add realistic physics to his work and then failing to follow through. An author can go all out on moronic feats and blowing out stars like they're candles, but when they try to make it sound realistic for the sake of power it looks moronic to me.
3/4th's of one, and he wouldn't even need to try.
So this is about the Gamma Ray Burst, and him putting an explanation of a real one next to the attack? He just wanted the readers to understand that it was working like a real one and wasn't just an attack name like Big Bang attack from Vegeta. Of course it's moronic to pick and choose real science and fictional science and when it happens in your series but there's not a single piece of fiction that will have the realistic outcome of whatever happened 100% of the time.
Even the author of Toriko, who I would describe as a autistic battle nerd, who wrote what a nerd here would make if they could make a battle/cooking manga. With all his numbers and feats, giant Neptune class planet that is made of ultra dense and powerful matter, a giant horse that in a single breath can breathe in the equivalence of the entire atmosphere of the real Earth, and give scientific explanations of how these characters are so strong. But for some reason, characters that could move at relative or lightspeed can only blink as fast as a normal human. You don't discount everything else just because they make a mistake.
>You don't discount everything else just because they make a mistake
I wasn't attempting to do that, in fact I already agree with Garou blasting out the stars. My biggest gripe was with the GRB, but everything else is fine in my eyes unless Murata tries to explain the Big Bang in his next chapter.
>He hates Clowngina and zombie slayer pussy
Weak. Also what's wrong with Juliet again.
>Also what's wrong with Juliet again.
She has one gay pretending to be multiple people spamming her lately. You.
NTA, but spectacular schizopost, anon
Doing these threads proud
>You
Are you schizophrenic, moronic or just trolling? I was having an entirely different conversation with a separate anon about OPM while you were jerking off the Juliet anon.
>More than one minute for a fake 2nd reply.
Dem cooldowns.
frick man, idk anymore. Before this I used to pair him with Devilman, Martial Law, and Akuma, now he shits on any of them even without extrapolating his energy feats
Mongul or Pulsar Stargrave
Yujiro.
Used to want Marshal Law, which worked ideologically and in terms of character motivation, as well as both basically being super strong "superhero hunters". But now, I wouldn't know what'd fit with that and also be fair.
Acacia
>that one anti-feat guy on whowouldwin is trying to argue Saiyan saga freiza would beat Dr. Doom
>gets down voted for once, calls everyone else fanboys or just not reading the "debunk threads
>tries to argue doom's consistent showings are always his anti-feats. Despite there being wayyyy more good showings than bad
>can't comprehend that a comic character can be at different levels depending on the run/writer.
>was so salty about Thor vs Bejita he refused to comment on it
Get fricked temporary099.
Imagine being this obsessed with a redditor
>Doomgay
Checks out
Redditors are beyond garbage
I don't think I've ever been answered for this, but why is Caliborn vs Superboy Prime such a horrible matchup that it would send DB to /trash/?
Don't know. I don't read comics. Wait for a DCgay to drop and explain the issues, if any.
Homestuck VS a high-end DC character, basically a recipe for a lot of shit-flinging.
1. This match would introduce two of the strongest and most broken characters that have ever been in a Death Battle match to date. We're not talking about a couple of thousands of universes here, we're talking fricking outerverse and metaverse in it's purest form with hax breaking through the roof.
2. If either of them wins or losses, these fricking threads will never be the same ever again. DC gays will literally whine worse that Ben gays and Homestuck fans are to autistic to ever leave these threads which leads me to my next point...
3. Homestuck fans will take this general "It's Our House Now" style and death battle will forever be known as the unofficial homestuck threads. And considering that Homestuck is soft-banned everywhere expect /aco/ and /trash/, it's pretty self-explanatory why Death Battle would then be moved to /trash/.
What's so tough about them?
for Prime it's all scaling and hax resistance, not sure about the Homestuck guy
His Retcon punches scale to his own hax resistance & scaling so technically he can one shot if you get Prime to a level above Homestuck. Even the wankers usually cap Caliborn to Mxy levels which Prime is past per Death Metal.
I'd put him way above Mxy and I don't think Prime has an answer to the levels of bullshit time hax English is packing. Prime got subdued by speed force stuff.
If you want to be cheeky with it you could go
>Prime heavily injured but ultimately lost to Batkek who lost to Story Sun
>English may have lost to Story Black Hole
>time hax
Darkest Knight was passively destroying Hypertime just by fighting Perpetua. Prime was forcibly put into the Speedforce but got out, and Darkest Knight scales higher than the cosmological construct of the Speedforce per Death Metal too.
And yeah, I think Mxy is above Caliborn. The most wank I’ve seen for Caliborn is putting him on Mandrakk levels, which is completely incoherent.
>Darkest Knight
Died to a sun.
Lets say they went balls to the wall like with Wally West Flash and Archie Sonic. Who'd be a good matchup for Superboy Prime?
Lmao
Imagine the salt mountain that would be generated if they bring back Popeye just to kill Prime
>Imagine the salt mountain that would be generated if they bring back Popeye just to kill Prime
>Toonforce vs bad DC writing
It's one of those matches you wish ends up with both participants dying, just like Korra vs Rey.
I mean Prime scales to peak Batkek Black and Batkek Black is superior to Toonforce characters like Captain Carrot
Sentry for the themes but he's a weak b***h compared to Primetime. Or sometimes
depends on how you wank Sentry's own implied meta shit and cosmic cubes more than anything. we know Prime CAN be physically destroyed but he comes back. and at maximum wank the same goes for Sentry but he's very seldom in that state because of his crippling mental illness
Despite being a lord of time, aka “literally control over the conceptual idea of time” Caliborn doesn’t specialize in it. He more so goes straight to story mode and makes the causality of the plot adhere to him.
If you can even call wank most things said about Caliborn, he’d still be basically unkillable due to his nature.
Time. The 4th dimension
Well in homestuck, time doesn’t work like that. As
put it, Homestuck has major influence from Gnostic belief and it’s platonic concepts being a core system in all of existence. Pleorma in this case being the furthest ring and all of its aspect being intertwined alongside each other like Aeons.
Now, depending on some moronic interpretation this might seem as either really low or really high feat but it’s so vague i’ll not even bother discussing it.
Why does most fiction say Time is the fourth dimension, even though it should just be a direction us third-dimensional beings can't comprehend? Like how a two-dimensional being wouldn't be able to comprehend up and down.
Because that's how science organises it - d/t, d being three dimensions we call 'space'
>He more so goes straight to story mode and makes the causality of the plot adhere to him.
Plot hax. The thing is that SBP is specifically from Earth-33, the ‘real world’, which is separated from the main Multiverse by a ‘fictive membrane’ that only allows influence from plots in the form of memes. The whole ‘Prime busted into DC offices’? That’s Earth-33.
And that’s probably why the ‘Meta’ powers of Prime came out the way they did. He can effectively passively edit the plot around him just by punching hard, and he can never be removed from the plot since he just wakes up on Earth-33 and can always come back.
Plus Hypertime itself is the Omniversal cache containing every plot, story, narrative, and cosmology in DC, and they were obliterating it just from the shockwaves of their punches. The fact that the Darkest Knight said he couldn’t kill Prime is even more telling, since Batkek had the powers of Dr. Manhattan which allowed him to one shot entire Metaverses worth of plots and stories.
I thought it was more that he has no finesse with time but is so fricking autistic and all in with brute forcing that he is obscenely broken with time hax anyway
Prime made Mxyzptlk his b***h in Countdown, well before he got Death Metal hax
First off Prime was amped. Second off Mxy was being actively depowered by an alternate universe Zatanna who cut him off from the 5D instead of brute forcing his power. And even then Mxy was not only still in control of the dialogue, but also healed himself in the blink of an eye and later said he could turn this amped Prime inside out if he wanted
>Mxy is a cuck with a masochist fetish
Mxy is on the same level as the first guardians like Doc Scratch and Bec Noir rather than Caliborn or even Lord English.
They're both reality breaking buttholes with meta frickery. English is also straight up unkillable as a rule and required very specific items, events, and straight up meta manipulation. Not in the "I just punch really hard and break your meta" way but flat out in universe retconning while working with the author and shit. Even after all that it required a weird meta manifestation in the form of a black hole plus an AU version of his sister who had become similarly as broken if not moreso as him to stop him...and depending on what was planned even that might not have truly done the job.
Oh and his bite has weird cherub poison that kills you on a meta level. Yeah its weird
It sounds moronic and that's probably why it's b&
>Meta
I hate gays who unironically try to measure meta shit. It means nothing.
>I hate gays who unironically try to measure meta shit. It means nothing.
So you hate Death Battle.
Yes.
"This match would introduce two of the strongest and most broken characters that have ever been in a Death Battle match to date. We're not talking about a couple of thousands of universes here, we're talking fricking outerverse and metaverse in it's purest form with hax breaking through the roof. If either of them wins or losses, these fricking threads will never be the same ever again. DC gays will literally whine worse that Ben gays and Homestuck fans are to autistic to ever leave these threads which leads me to my next point... Homestuck fans will take this general "It's Our House Now" style and death battle will forever be known as the unofficial homestuck threads. And considering that Homestuck is soft-banned everywhere expect /aco/ and /trash/, it's pretty self-explanatory why Death Battle would then be moved to /trash/."
How big is Homestuck cosmology again?
I can't fricking explain in detail because it doesn't make sense at fricking all to write about it. But being somewhat comprehensive about it and knowing the inspiration that Andrew took from...
Think if Gnosticism got raw-mixed with Cthulhu mythos with a sprinkle of DC/Marvel bullshitery in there. That's the easiest way i can put it.
And vidya gaems
>Think if Gnosticism got raw-mixed with Cthulhu mythos with a sprinkle of DC/Marvel bullshitery in there.
That actually explains why half the things homestuck gays spit out sound like nonsensical sentences.
It's basically a recipe for glorious disaster in these threads
>Both are completely fricking broken and the match theming is very fitting
>Homestuck is extreme taboo here for the most part even now. It'll be painting even more of a target on the backs of these threads to really nuke em. I don't think Homestuck is even allowed on /trash/.
>Either winning/losing would lead to frick loads of shit flinging, but Prime losing especially would drive DCgays completely mad to have one of their top guys lose to Homestuck of all things. It'd probably be even worse than Ben VS Hal levels, but just for Cinemaphile rather than general audience reaction.
>We're not talking about a couple of thousands of universes here, we're talking fricking outerverse and metaverse in it's purest form with hax breaking through the roof.
So Deadpool vs P*&$#% P*@ or The Mask again? Lame. Might as well put DC's The Writer vs Nega Chin. Those matches are just too pretentious, meta, and lame, that just a fraction of autists would even bother watching it. $th wall breaking and going meta is as autistically bad as toonforce.
I think Saitama is multi-star because I saw stars in the sky and after the attack they disappeared and it was implied to be from the attack so I don't care what nu-male frick has to say, because we all know it's just him trying to act like a geek ass nerd.
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how many Raidens would it take to kill Virgil
>how many Raidens would it take to kill Virgil
How many Raidens equal one Sephiroth?
How should a character dodging lasers or piloting something that can go MFTL should be interpreted?
That this character can go very fast but only for small periods and small distances?
>speedy character's hard cap is light speed or a little over it
>however scaling and calcs put them at Black persondecillions FTL
Name them. Pic related.
>however scaling and calcs put them at Black persondecillions FTL
Catwoman and Batman
I wish I had Photoshop again, but I sure as hell ain't paying Adobe again.
So I just put these guys together. Battle royale, who wins?
The Ass Void
Blessed
Good job, anon
What is with you?
This thread has make me hate Juliet and wishing her Death Battle flops and she dies. Just like Harley Quinn.
>hates Juliet because of one thread
Pussy.
Can't find a good pic, but Kenshiro vs Genocyber
Why
I was just watching FotNS and its animation/gore just really reminded me of Genocyber. Plus Ken is tanky as shit and scales good with Roah so I thought it wasnt a complete slaughter for Geno
Sorry meant to @ you, anon
One Punch Man 5-B stuff was made not canon, why should be this 3-C stuff that is far higher than anything displayed before be threated as such
Chapter 164 ended with Garou completely submitting to Saitama
Chapter 165 has Garou doing the same stuff from 164 with Blast and co. saying the exact same worse and act, except God amps him at the end
This space battle is a what if that will be retconned
What 3-C stuff?
just autismo VSBattle stuff
I know but what in OPM could even be that?
After Saitama and Garou's Serious Punches clashed, Blast and his teammates redirected the shockwave away from Earth to protect it, and it leaves this gigantic hole in space.
The most high-end results of this is assuming there were possible galaxies there, because not all the lights in the sky are stars, some of them are galaxies. But even the lowest end for this is multi solar system level, if you assume only stars were there and they were of similar density to the rest of the background.
Also, any morons trying to downplay this to them only moving the light itself and not the stars, that would still be multi solar system level.
this is a pretty cool feat along with producing a gamma ray burst, yet i can't help but feel that a shark is being jumped as we speak
The shark has been jumping for a while now, it is just in space at this point.
The manga hasn't been following the web comic for years now. Lord Boros at his best is close to Monster Garou's power, before he got the power up from God.
That actually turned out to be a misunderstanding, Murata responded earlier today, that he meant the arc and fight, not the series. At least Death Battle will be safe using Lord Boros and Garou after this arc, and their videos will not be outdated in less than a year. Because after this arc it's just a bunch of mini arcs covering the side characters.
What the frick? Didn't Boros still outclass Garou in the web comic?
Murata decided to end the manga so now God is basically using Garou as an Avatar.
I mean, ONE doesn't care for OPM so why not
That seems so thematically detached from Garou.
Denial isnt cute
>5-B
>3-C
>Legitimately using VSBW tiers instead of saying ‘planet level’ or ‘galaxy level’
Imagine if we had Cloud vs Raiden (Metal Gear) with no wanked feats for either.
Cloud already got used twice, including last season. I did consider it, but after the fiasco of Link vs Cloud 2, 2B became his best available match-up. Although, looks like that one is also never happening, since now Raiden is the one getting wasted on a match no one wanted, except Pooh's followers.
Juliet should be fighting Jill Valentine because zombies lol.
DB but all stats are equalized. It's just skill, abilities, etc.
What fights change?
I want to say Mega Man VS Astro Boy but I know nothing about the latter
Probably Heihachi VS Geese
I'm not hating on Juliet vs Aya, but couldn't either fight someone from High School of the Dead?
Juliet stomps HSOD chars, she's superhuman.
she's not gonna fight them, don't worry
she's dying to another hacknslash or Ash
Why are people saying that Tifa is gonna fight Sakura this season? When did they spoil that?
They are going to scale Tifa to Supernova if they bring her back, aren't they?
>YFW they're never do Green Goblin vs Goblin Slayer because even without Spider-Man 'punched Thanos and made his head turn once' scaling Norman absolutely demolishes Slayer
Why even to begin with?
PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The thought just crossed my mind after reading another comment. Not just Juilet, but also 2B could be affected by Death Battle fricking around with whom Raiden should have fought in his return.
With Raiden unavailable for 2B, hard to tell who she will end up facing now. And 2B needs to show up, because it's 2B. One of the few remaining mainstream heroines they haven't used.
All she got was that horrible fight against the FF dude, whose game and name nobody remembers. They could end up putting her by mistake against Bayo. And same goes for Juliet.
This all just sounds bad, but so does Raiden vs Excalibur and Shadow vs Ryuko.
>They are going to scale Tifa to Supernova if they bring her back, aren't they?
According to Vergil and Link's rematch, the supernova scene literally happened, so yeah. Cloud and Tifa are Supernova tier, not just Sephiroth. And composites with KH adn Dissidia feats, make them even more broken. At this point the FF7 is as consistently powerful as a Kirby, Mario, Sonic, or Marvel/DC character.
You ever get the feeling that some creators forget to wank?
The anons that shitpost a lot got banned, apparently. Thread is now slow.
must've been the Ukraine discussions and the spam
In light of recent events
Who's the homosexual on the left?
Eggy
Will we ever get another episode like Snake vs Sam where it's just two normal guys who are just good at fighting and have little to no powers
Wick vs Bond
I don't keep update with Death Battle nes but it that actually happening? If so that's a terrible idea why didn't they have Agent 47 fight Wick. Bond has a ton of overpowered gadgets and he has like 10 movies worth of reference material.
Since Marvel and DC characters have a bunch of different writers and runs. Why doesnt anyone stick to a specific writer/run of a character instead of trying to jam all that bullshit into one spot?
Because then we’d be here all day.
What’s the strongest Thor writer?
Because bullshit is more fun
And like anon
says, it's super autistic
>He just does win
This is the kind of verse argument I get
If they ever put Solid Snake against Batman.
Will Batman get btfo again or this will be a pity win for Bruce?
Batman should have unironically won every DB he was in
Why is gamera so fricking pathetic?
Slap
Bayonetta gays can not handle defeat. They want their waifu to win no matter how many times their wank gets deconfirmed. They were quite literally fraudchecked, pay no attention to them!
It's more like you are part of the fandom pretending that Dante is multiversal, when he cannot even handle planetary Travis Touchdown and DMC's verse isn't even a multiverse. It's not just about Bayo. Earlier also had to explain, along others, why Asura stomps on Dante and Kratos.
If you are part of the Vsbattles crew that spent years keeping down Asura's Wrath powerlevel on that site, you better leave, since this isn't your turf and no one buys here Vsbattles overwank.
>character is demonstrably street tier in both cutscenes and gameplay
>kills a guy who has infinite dimensions and created the universe
so is he street tier or universe level, vidya bros?
Universe level unless he constantly and canonically jobs to much smaller things. And by constantly I do not mean 1 outlier or gameplay mechanics
what if every single boss up to that point was no stronger than, say, city level even by calcs, and the protag didn't receive any substantial powerups? i'm trying to see where people draw the line
Then they scale to the protagonist
Protagonist starts off at say, city level
Then fights a multiversal god
After that the protagonist is multiversal level
Everyone after that scales to him
Dude, learn to power scale. If you defeat someone, then you are automatically equal to or better than them in every aspect. That's why Deathstroke is FTL because he managed to stab The Flash that one time.
The shill match is dropping this weekend?
Yeah.
>luffy being a reality warper now is canon
>The ability to turn imagination into reality
that's just ripping off RWBY's Neo
>RWBYshitters trying to claim that they invented reality warping
pathetic
>trying to claim that they invented reality warping
We did. Yeah.
Does this mean that Plastic Man vs Luffy is going to happen?
Hopefully not, but Death Battle and RT may try to force more DC shilling. I think most would prefer Luffy vs Naruto than vs Plastic Man.
i'd rather have more nuanced themes than just power similarities, personally
Yeah people have requested Luffy vs Naruto the longest and Luffy is now a match for Naruto, it'd make for a much more interesting match than Plastic Man.
Is wank