This could be fricking kino. >Smile Entity tries to make the Skinamarink hallucinate and shit, continuously saying "You're going to die!" and whatnot >Suddenly, everything goes dark and quiet and a resounding "IN THIS HOUSE" followed by "I can do anything I want" >Proceeds to tell the Smile Entity to "Frown" >It refuses >Skinamarink entity proceeds to take it's face away
i'm not sure. Garou is under 6' while Giga Chad is closer to 7' than 6' as well as more jacked and with a granite jaw. but Giga Chad wears those skinny jeans which could prove to be a disadvantage.
The best strength feat for him I can think of is the Dragon Kick, which is capable of sending "your ass into the Milky Way (Milky Way)." If you extrapolate the enemies returning to Earth as something involving infinity, which seems to be all the rage today, then he has infinite strength. If you apply sanity to the equation, he's not quite there, or at Travis' level.
Who is Dobson exactly because I know about the infamous Chris-Chan story but not the bear one
1 year ago
Anonymous
He is a bitter egghead autist people make fun of because he has a strong sense of entitlement. Also, he likes inflation.
Also, they have a lot in common besides being overweight and balding. I'll list them below. >"Nice guy" who has the need rewarded >Shitty comic >Manchild who still carry their DS around >convention goer >lazy >lives with his parents >in their forties >alternative animal-based personal >weird fetishes >Nintendo Fanboy >believe their art is better than what they are
>Kyle teleports inside the mecha wienerpit, beats up Simon with only his bare fists needed and fricks Nia while Simon watches crying from the background just like he watched Kamina frick Yoko, because Simon is a low-t betacuck who worships his BVLL Kamina and now Kyle like Jesus
“b-but S-Simon totally has the same powers even without the mech…”
Then show me Simon using any powers without the mech. No? You can’t? There aren’t any scenes saying or showing him using any powers without the mech? Alright then. >As I was saying, Kyle teleports inside the mecha wienerpit, beats up Simon with only his bare fists needed and fricks Nia while Simon watches crying from the background just like he watched Kamina frick Yoko, because Simon is a low-t betacuck who worships his BVLL Kamina and now Kyle like Jesus
He only had the chance to do that because Lord Genome was taking his sqeet time beating him up so he had the unique chance to stab him with it. In an actual no-hands-barred fight Simon’s a giant pussy without the mech between him and an enemy.
He’s also a cuckold.
To draw the ring off a Lantern you have to have a stronger willpower than them. Batman has used this weakness to steal Hal’s ring on multiple occasions, including the day they first met, because Batman’s willpower is much greater than any Lantern Corp member.
1 year ago
Anonymous
This really is a containment thread for the dumbest people on this board.
1 year ago
Anonymous
That would be the RWBY threads.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nah these threads are definitely worse. At least the RWBY threads actually frick off in the off season.
1 year ago
Anonymous
cope. Batman canonically has the strongest willpower in fiction.
Literally needed the mech. Without the mech he’s a huge pussy and an emasculated cuckold who can’t even leave the planet, let alone fight. Without the mech he gets his ass beat by Kyle and begs to Kyle to tuck Nia while he imagines him as Kamina and kisses his sandalled toes just like he kissed Kamina’s smelly sandaled toes while Kamina fricked Yoko in fron of him and he cried in cuckold pleasure. Cope with it gurencuckold.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Another Schizo false headcanon from another DCgay
Nothing to see here
1 year ago
Anonymous
Literally all canon. Seethe about it, for it is all you have for lack of any real argument.
DCchads wins again. Kyle has more sex with the insides of his fridge than Simon will get in his lifetime (of worshipping the men who frick Yoko in front of him like the good pathetic little betacuckold Simon is)
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Literally all headcanon
1 year ago
Anonymous
> >Kyle has more sex with the insides of his fridge than Simon will get in his lifetime
Holy kek that’s too far man
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Needed the mech
The mecha is an extension of him actually according to world soul and interviews. Its all him.
Meanwhile lanterns actually need their rings to do anything
1 year ago
Anonymous
And yet Simon canonically can’t do anything without the mech and has no fighting ability without it. He can’t even leave the ground from earth. “Extension” or not, without the mech Simon is both a huge low-t pussy and a weakling, and also a cuckold.
1 year ago
Anonymous
simon won a 1v1 fist fight with the anti spiral in the movie which is canon. dcgays are just mad simon beat the needs-an-object-to-win allegations while kyle hasnt. its so sad. so sad 🙁
1 year ago
Anonymous
>dcgays are just mad simon beat the needs-an-object-to-win allegations while kyle hasnt.
Kyle hasn't required a ring or lantern to access his power in ages.
1 year ago
Anonymous
simon still wins sadly. 🙁
1 year ago
Anonymous
>simon still wins
In your fanfiction, that is.
1 year ago
Anonymous
i bet you im 100x genetically superior to you thus my opinions matter more than yours as my genetics are going to be the ones that will bring forth evolution. i say simon wins and that is final.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Watches Gurren >Believes himself to be physically, genetically, or mentally superior to anyone
This is the part where I laugh. Every Gurrenerd I've met or seen is either mentally ill, trans, suicidal, built like shit, or a mix of those things. You lose, Simon loses, Kyle wins. Simple as that. >B-bu-
Simple.
As.
That.
1 year ago
Anonymous
first stage is denial. any girl you want to have sex with wants me 100x more. they dont know you exist sadly because you are you. no amount of autistic tactics you learned from Cinemaphile or discord will work on someone like me sadly. its just the way it is, little man.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Continues to whine and cry for my attention after being dismissed
Sad. Pathetic, even. Is there any more cope you'd like to swing my way, Timmy?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Second stage is anger
i will admit you care about this topic way more than me, for whatever reason. i really wish you were into sports or something but it is what it is
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's actually canon that Lanterns don't need rings at all
1 year ago
Anonymous
>writing his fapfic in public
DCbros... wtf...
1 year ago
Anonymous
I was just writing out my sexual kamina netorare fantasy based heavily off the canon netorare cuckold plot of my favorite shonen anime for 40 year old low test children like myself: Guren Lagann.
I am a Guren Lagannbro if that wasn’t clear. Absolutely all of us worship our BVLLs just like Simon worships his.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why do you watch moeshit?
1 year ago
Anonymous
I don’t watch moeshit I am a Gurren Lagannbro and as such I only watch japanese goyslop media made and designed for 5 year old moronic boys who thonk yelling and punching harder is deep and intelligent and provocative film.
I am a Guren Lagannbro btw I have never read a book without pictures in it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Is it Dragon Ball?
No >It's moeshit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I tried watching Tatami Galaxy once and I shat in my adult diaper from boredom because they didn’t even have any epic shonen fighting explosion punch scenes or teen protagonsts yelling and eating lots of food. And not even a single hot cuckoldry scene for me to jerk my tiny unwashed knob to! This clearly wasn’t made for intellectual mature 43 year old live-at-home gurenlagannbros like myself.
Exact same reaction when I tried to watch Haibane Renmei. Not a single action fighting yelling shonen scene. I got so mad I punched my mom when she brought me tendies, almost as hard as my hero Kamina punches Yoko’s womb.
I am a Guren Lagannbro, I must emphasise.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Tatami Galaxy >Dude multiple universes!
Worst thing to use.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>he's admitting it
MODS, THERE ARE FREAKS IN OUR THREAD!!!
I'll never understand why fighting on a mech is some kind of antifeat. Isn't fighting on a human body worse? Does it entail anyone can slice your body? Is someone with the ability to turn small invincible, as they should be able to teleport inside it and punch your pancreas? Or do they only need to shoot up with a gun?
>why fighting on a mech is some kind of antifeat. Isn't fighting on a human body worse? Does it entail anyone can slice your body? Is someone with the ability to turn small invincible, as they should be able to teleport inside it and punch your pancreas? Or do they only need to shoot up with a gun?
It can be one when someone bypasses the mech. Like Gundam vs Optimus Prime, could you imagine if Optimus just ripped Amuro out of his Gundam. It would be an even bigger stomp
No, it doesn't make any sense. If Optimus has the power of reality-warping inside the Gundam, it has already won and it doesn't matter that it's being piloted by someone. It also doesn't answer why Gundam would stay still, let Optimus get inside it somehow and not, like, reality-warp inside Optimus and destroy it from the inside first.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>reality-warp inside
Anon, I believe he was talking about Optimus just tearing open the Gundam or punching a hole inside of it to get Amuro.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm glad we've cleared this up. Then, it's a matter of proving Optimus punching power is way above the durability of a Gundam, their durability is weak a paper, and their sitting seats have no protection. It's not a cheat where you win against Aquarion Logos+Demonbane+Mazinger combined because they have a pilot.
I meant ripping it open like a can opener moron
>hmm, an omniversal galaxy/universe-destroying giant robot >clearly I'll just walk there, it won't shoot a gorillion missiles to defend itself, and the whole thing breaks down with one punch allowing you to get inside
You're the moron.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I dunno, a can opener moron would probably be pretty tough. Hyperfixation on grip strength, isn't smart enough to care about hurting their hands...They'd be pretty formidable.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>It's not a cheat where you win against Aquarion Logos+Demonbane+Mazinger combined because they have a pilot.
Actually it is because the Mazinger guys aren’t as tough as their robots. Lagann is more the exception than like the rule
>literally needs the mech to throw him there >can only do base human level punches standing on the ground >needs the entire ghost Kamina mech (lmao Simon made a mech out of his love for his BVLL) to even get Anti Spiral to that point
Weak and pathetic. Simon cries and faps his tiny dick while he watches another one of his crushes getting fricked, but this time by Kyle. If he's lucky Kyle will frick Nia and Yoko so hard he'll forget to beat up Simon to a pulp like the cuckold Simon is.
*Needing his Kamina mech, which he formed from the sexual pleasure Simon felt crying and worshipping Kamina for fricking Yoko infront of him
Meanwhile Kyle just teleports into the wienerpit, beats Simon while he cries like a pussy, then fricks Nia too. Because Simon can't fistfight anyone that hasn't already been massively defeated by his Kamina BVLL mech. Then Kyle can be Simon's new Kamina when Simon watches him frick Nia just like he watched Kamina frick Yoko.
>Fact by fact >Never go into how Kyle was matching ParHallax in strength when he was weakened AND when he got back to his normal level of strength >Refused to give Kyle his reality warping boosts because he KNEW it'd make him stronger than Simon >No mention of how Kyle can match and and absorb Simon's Hope and Will with the Indigo Tribes power
Mhm, "fact by fact" right?
Perpetua is infinite multiversal and above imagination, reality, fiction, nonfiction and toonforce.
Simon is a cuckold in a robot who would get beat up and his girlfriend fricked by Kyle teleport inside the wienerpit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>dogshit headcanon
After she regained her powers she wasted them all destroying 1 universe.
That's a baseline universal limit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
NOPE! She was recreating the entire DC multiverse after she created the DC multiverse in the very first place and the Monitors.
The DC multiverse is infinite and Perpetua created it. The Monitors are infinite and Perpetua created them.
Perpetua is infinite. Cope!
1 year ago
Anonymous
Wasted 100% of her powers destroying 1 universe on panel
Feats >>>>>> statements
Simon would dick her down, anything else is delusional
1 year ago
Anonymous
NOPE! She was recreating the entire DC multiverse after she created the DC multiverse in the very first place and the Monitors.
The DC multiverse is infinite and Perpetua created it. The Monitors are infinite and Perpetua created them.
Perpetua is infinite. Cope!
Perpetua is infinite multiversal and above imagination, reality, fiction, nonfiction and toonforce.
Simon is a cuckold in a robot who would get beat up and his girlfriend fricked by Kyle teleport inside the wienerpit.
Oh boy, i wonder if there were two other characters that'd be really strong if we went by "lore" alone!
Lore Dante and Kratos stomp DC and Marvel
1 year ago
Anonymous
>NOOOO DON'T FOCUS ON FEATS!!!! FOCUS ON DUBIOUS LORE.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Perpetua teleports inside the wienerpit, beatsbSimon to a toothless pulp, then makes Batkek frick Nia and make her moan Bruce’s name infront of Simon while Simon declares Batkek as his new hero.
We know this is possible because of Simon’s onpanel feat of watching Kamina frick Yoko while he cries like a cuck about how amazing Kamina is for fricking the girls he loves.
1 year ago
Anonymous
1. Perpetua can't even track people within the universe
2. It's impossible to teleport into the wienerpit, it's been tried by more powerful beings than Perpetua, they failed.
Simon is too powerful for DB and therefore beyond weak verses like DC
1 year ago
Anonymous
>it's been tried by more powerful beings than Perpetua
It hasn't been tried by anyone in the entire series.
Second anyone does, they beta the shit out of Simon and frick Nia while he faps to it and worships you just like he worships his BVLL Kamina fricking Yoko
>Kyle >Planetary >When he wields both the Anti-Life and Life Equations AND has already shown that he's capable of displaying Universal feats with ease
Dekhead, shouldn't you be writing the fight script for Asura vs Kratos or something? Stop posting on Cinemaphile and get back to work.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Show me Grand Wizard Kyle destroying 1 universe....in fact show me Kyle White Kyle destroying 1 galaxy and I'll give you the W.
Oh that's right, Kyle never did anything Galaxy-level EVER. Not even as Ion did he get 1 galaxy level feat
Simon steps on manlet Kyle like an ant.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why would a hero destroy a galaxy let alone a galaxy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Universe*
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Kyle doesn't need feats
The Cinemaphilepe is real.
Galaxy shurikens won't even be needed here...
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Show me Grand Wizard Kyle destroying 1 universe
Kyle doesn't need to "bust" a universe (my original post never even mentioned such) when he already has the source code for the universe literally in the palm of his hands. He's also already shown that he can massively warp reality with practically no trouble.
Kyle can create his own mini source wall if need be, and even if you want to ignore all of that, you can still easily scale him to Parallax, both equations, and Imperiex, all of which have displayed universal+ feats. Anyways, here's Kyle doing his reality warping biz on a God-knows-how-large scale.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Green-Lantern-New-Guardians/Issue-35?id=5893#14
And here he is changing the very concept and length of a planck.
https://imgur.com/a/6al6ptI
Basically: Rayner the strongest WL, baby.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Those two links are cool but those kinda didn't prove anything. both of those links showed him needing help to pull that off. So it's not easy for him to just do it by himself. Do you have any more feats?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Oh before I forget, I'm not
Show me Grand Wizard Kyle destroying 1 universe....in fact show me Kyle White Kyle destroying 1 galaxy and I'll give you the W.
Oh that's right, Kyle never did anything Galaxy-level EVER. Not even as Ion did he get 1 galaxy level feat
Simon steps on manlet Kyle like an ant.
. I do want to know more about Kyle.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>So it's not easy for him to just do it by himself
He didn't need assistance with warping reality, he was doing it on his own. The New God that showed up was helping him contain his power because it was going haywire, you can also see that the range of his warping was clearly cosmic He also changed the length of a planck as a regular GL, as a WL or even Ion, he could've done this himself.
Anyhow: Later on Kyle displays this power again by completely reverting the destruction of a planet Oblivion was destroying, and then again when Oblivion showed up once more. He held back Imperiex's power (who was going to start a Big Bang) by himself, matched Parallax in a 1v1 at least twice, took on and nearly beat multiple Guardians on two different occasions (once when he had every colour spectrum ring, again when they were attempting to take his power away from him) and, in the future, became the ruler of his universe after erasing the Guardians and some of his friends when they tried to stop him.
>Kyle doesn't need to "bust" a universe
Stopped reading right there. I asked for a galaxy level feat and you couldn't provide 1.
Simon wins.
>I cannot use basic context clues and scaling
I accept your concession.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>context clues and scaling >scaling
Ah, the eternal dbHispanic coping mechanism
1 year ago
Anonymous
>no argument
Concession confirmed
1 year ago
Anonymous
Scale your ass.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Carol is such a prostitute.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Kyle doesn't need to "bust" a universe
Stopped reading right there. I asked for a galaxy level feat and you couldn't provide 1.
Simon wins.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Kyle scrapped with Superman which scales him to limitless universes.
Batkek easily. I love the Dark Tower series but it really isn’t built for galactic space fights, Pennywise doesn’t have many feats and his greatest ones are being beaten by some kids believing in themselves
>strongest setting in fiction.
They don't exist in my head canon cosmology of the world, you inbred moronic sociopathic serial killer glow Black person gang stalker wienersucking homosexual
DC got bumped up a notch after YoTV and Perpetua. Now each Hand creates it's own infinite multiverse with infinite universes and it's own dark mutlvierse and its own Source/Prescence/Oversoul per hand, and Batkek could destroy all the millions of Hands at once.
DC on top once again, where they belong.
Nope. >Hands create each multiverse themselves >Perpetua is the Hand of the DC Multiverse we know, she created the Source Wall, the Source (extension of the Presence/Oversoul), and all the Monitors including the Primal Monitor which is the comicbook canvas itself >This includes the Dark Multiverse which is infinite in size as it's created on instruction by her Monitor son the World Forger >Perpetua created the infinite DC Multiverse to use as a bullet against eh Multiverses of the other Hands, because that's what they make multiverses to use them for >Batkek canonically achieved the powerlevel needed to kill all the Hands at once before they destroyed the infinite DC Multiverse and Dark Multiverse
The DC multiverse is infinite, is one of countless infinities, and Batkek can destroy countless infinities.
canonically achieved the powerlevel needed to kill all the Hands at once before they destroyed the infinite DC Multiverse and Dark Multiverse
He canonically borrowed it then permanently lost it.
And right now he's trapped in Fortnite.
Batkek and Perpetua confirmed it. Their word is law.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I like Metal complete shits on CAS powerscaling gays. Mandrakk is now a jobber.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's fine because Batkek had all the drained power of True Spectre, who he had beaten already. True Spectre is part of the Oversoul so Spectre >>>> Mandrakk and also there are infinite Spectres and infinite Oversouls throughout the infinite Dark Multiverse
1 year ago
Anonymous
Debunked.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Batman + Joker if they stopped holding back > Batkek > Perpetua > All your fave verses confirmed
1 year ago
Anonymous
>omniversal bruce-dono
i genuflect.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Deep down I always knew.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah, pretty much. Joker fricked off when he realized that Batkek was a fusion of him and Batman. There was no punchline to the comic.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Reminder that the Primal Monitor is literally the canvas of the page. By turning the page Joker definitely cemented himself as above the Monitors in power.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Joker punctured the canvas
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 year ago
Anonymous
>AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meaning, Perpetua is way above these guys. These guys are random jobbers either Mr.E(Time Traveler Supreme), Sin Eater(Captain Atom of Nth metal), Blight(Collective Evil of all of humanity), Trigon(Father to Belial and Raven, and also multiversal super demon), Neron (Ruler and Soul Manipulator of Hell) Eclipso(Previous Wrath of God, but evil), and Zauriel(Guardian Angel of Phantom Stranger, and needed to stop Blight and got resurrected by Trigon).
1 year ago
Anonymous
Your hierarchy needs updating my dude.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>The Wizard
Sin Eater WITHOUT nth metal raped the Power of Shazam without even trying. >Spectre
Neron eats him. >Phatom Stranger
Blight is too evil and powerful(needed help from his Guardian Angel) >High Father
If Orion, a new God destined to kill Daekseid, was killed by a bullet sent from past, Mister E would be able to do something similar due to supreme relation with Time. >Hera
Trigon one taps Ares, a Greek God who killed all other Greek gods. >Ganthet
Eclipso took control of combined effort Guadians of the Universe
Also they got an Angel too.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's fine because Batkek had all the drained power of True Spectre, who he had beaten already. True Spectre is part of the Oversoul so Spectre >>>> Mandrakk and also there are infinite Spectres and infinite Oversouls throughout the infinite Dark Multiverse
They specifically talked about Perpetua's status as the Hand of the DC universe being yoinked from her. While The Great Darkness was retconned into being the force behind every crisis since it showed up in Swamp Thing.
DC did all that decades ago by explicitly taking the Marvel universe, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Reality in the writer's room (where Mxyptlk beat up his own writers) and all things dreamed and imagined by anyone in fiction and reality (the 5th dimension, one step below the 6th dimension where Perpetua resides)
Batkek > DC >>> reality itself >>> Stephen the King of cuckolds
Cope!
>They specifically talked about Perpetua's status as the Hand of the DC universe being yoinked from her
When? Post when they mentioned perpetua
And that's what I mean: when they mentioned the Crises they only mentioned Final Crisis, 52, Infinite Crisis, eg, but not Perpetua. They didn't bring her up cause she wasn't a crisis.
Mandrakk beat CAS
Perpetua is Mandrakk's grandmommy and superior
Batkek beat Perpetua
Batkek could beat countless Perpetuas
Manhattan is somehow above all that.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Manhattan has the power of approximately 0.5 Batmanhattans, as Batmanhattan has the combined power of Dark Multiverse Brucemanhattan and all of the original Jon Osterman Manhattan's powers as well after original manhattan merged with Wally in Flash Forward 6 before Batmanhattan absorbed his powers as well now having the power of 2 different Manhattans at once one from the original Doomsday Clock series the other from the Dark Multiverse.
You say all that as it it matters but it really doesn't. Steven king cemented his universe as the og unified fiction nexus and really lays it on by explicitly taking Doombots modified into robotic wolves and giving them lightsabers. Other examples include Flagg magically placing The Green Palace from Oz in the path of toland, the use of lightsabers by doombots, the appearance of a phaser from Star Trek, the fact that the Lion Guardian is Aslan from the Narnia books, the use of snitches from Harry Potter used as killbots and Flagg's use of the psychic paper from Doctor Who to assassinate Cort. Dark tower is the top dog of crossover for how it's lore works. they aren't sneakily alluded to, they're spelled out as being those thing in plain engling.
There is a marvel setting behind a door in the dark tower along with all the other fictions including permeation of the tower-verse itself.
A set that contains all sets contains itself. Deal with it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
DC did all that decades ago by explicitly taking the Marvel universe, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Reality in the writer's room (where Mxyptlk beat up his own writers) and all things dreamed and imagined by anyone in fiction and reality (the 5th dimension, one step below the 6th dimension where Perpetua resides)
Batkek > DC >>> reality itself >>> Stephen the King of cuckolds
Cope!
1 year ago
Anonymous
Gan sure is a creative guy for deciding to let us discover that place via a writer opening it's door.
(:
1 year ago
Anonymous
Gan is made by Stephen King, who exists in reality, who is merely part of the multiverse made by Perpetua, who got b***hslapped by base Batmanhattan
1 year ago
Anonymous
Each of these authors think they've created their own, but in DT cosmology it was all created by Gan with the authors only used as a proxy to open their minds up into being able observe these realities.
And the irl king himself played into it by having his car accident become a plot point by having him need to be saved from the car crash by the characters from the book intervening so that he could finish it.
"No writer is Gan - no painter, no sculptor, no maker of music. We are kas-ka Gan.......The prophets of Gan."
1 year ago
Anonymous
in DC cosmology everything anyone thinks about or imagines at any point is just a creation of the 5th dimension which is created by Perpetua. By opening their minds up to Gan this proves they are the dominion of DC and collectively weaker than a single 5th dimensional DC imp.
1 year ago
Anonymous
TIL Stephen King is a hack who writes ReadyPlayerOne-tier fanfiction. I had no idea the acclaimed dark tower shit was just him mashing pop culture together like a fifth grader.
The Source/Presence created Perpetua, and she has jack shit to do with the Overmonitor. You're peddling things that have been outdated for years, Black person
Didn't the Great Darkness retcons put Batkek back in his place in the hierarchy?
His manhattan powers aren't standard regardless. When he came back he lost them.
I don't think Great Darkness mentioned Batkek or Perpetua, only Darkseid and Mr Mind and that guy from Kingdom Come
and Batkek came back??? Wtf when why wasn't I informed of this
They specifically talked about Perpetua's status as the Hand of the DC universe being yoinked from her. While The Great Darkness was retconned into being the force behind every crisis since it showed up in Swamp Thing.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>They specifically talked about Perpetua's status as the Hand of the DC universe being yoinked from her
When? Post when they mentioned perpetua
And that's what I mean: when they mentioned the Crises they only mentioned Final Crisis, 52, Infinite Crisis, eg, but not Perpetua. They didn't bring her up cause she wasn't a crisis.
1 year ago
Anonymous
They are literally talking about Perpetua in that page, what do you mean?
1 year ago
Anonymous
how is that yoinking her status then? She's dead at that point. And is she is from another world, she merely made the DC Multiverse when she was in adulthood, as her species does.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I guess you didn't actually read the story based on your reaction. She was retconned into not being a Hand in the first place after the event.
And now the Great Darkness is a threat to the entire Divine Continuum, which contains the omniverse and hypertime. The hands are powerless to do anything about this, not that it matters since Perpetua never was one now.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I should read it again then cause I can't remember them even bringing up the Hands. When did they retcon her not being a Hand?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Technically it happened at the very end of Death Metal when the multiverse was reset.
But they explain the Perpetua no longer has (or more accurately never had) influence over the new retroactive iteration of the multiverse in Infinite Frontier #0.
So yeah, that character's relationship to DC was pretty short lived.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I still can't see them mentioning Perpetua or the Hands anywhere in that page.
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's because they aren't relevant to the new multiverse, which is what that page is talking about.
Spectre and WW are talking about Perpetua here:
They specifically talked about Perpetua's status as the Hand of the DC universe being yoinked from her. While The Great Darkness was retconned into being the force behind every crisis since it showed up in Swamp Thing.
what are Cinemaphiles thoughts on pic? Only really made based on shallow connections and was mildly interesting >essentially 2 people/minds in one body >see the future >purple/red motifs >main fighting strategy is punching
Personally, the only edge I could give Diavolo is his Epitaph seeing the definite future and subsequent erasing, he could play a mean keepaway. But I don't think he'd be able to donut Garnet anyways even if Gem forms are weak to piercing attacks
Probably Garnet by virtue of her gems being harder to hit so long as she keeps them in a fist. Diavolo could potentially punk the likes of Pearl, Amy, and Steven though
City level, at BEST mountain level. Reminder that it took the literal three strongest Gems to even bust a planet, and they didn't even destroy it, I think they just gave the planet some kind of cancer.
ehh, most are more street level, while the higher ones can nearly collapse a mountain, Lapis were used for terraforming planets (the main one literally collected the world's oceans to make a tower into space). Only the Cluster, a literal super weapon, is known to bust planets
They vary. Generally speaking they're like mountain level at best with some shit early Garnet did and stuff. Even the diamonds don't have massive destructive feats despite them wanking the big light beam in the Star VS Steven episode.
However you got an exception with Lapis who built a space elevator from the earth's ocean. Lapis girls were all about terraforming if I recall right.
I have zero qualms with that because it's only "popular" due to one G1 member desperately wanted to jerk off his husbando while restricting Kyle so Gurren could get a win, and a Yates track.
Now, Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake losing to ponyshit is what sucks.
Rightfully so. Kyle VS Simon doesn't work. At least you can do fun shit with Bill VS Chaos Horse and have it be fitting for both characters. There were better options than it even beyond that one like Captain America VS Kamen Rider
I actually would've loved to see Cap vs Kamen Rider, even if it's apparently a stomp for the latter. Steve hasn't been on the show in ages, I just hope he makes it onto an episode this season.
Rightfully so. Kyle VS Simon doesn't work. At least you can do fun shit with Bill VS Chaos Horse and have it be fitting for both characters. There were better options than it even beyond that one like Captain America VS Kamen Rider
>Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake
Grass Sword Comet Finn and Prismo Wishing Jake are pretty strong, but the Park boys have negative difficulty with both. "DIE FINN AND JAKE DIE FINN AND JAKE." They are not above instant death as seen in King of Mars and Bandit Princess.
>Among Us VS Fall Guys
Reminder that Billcord only narrowly managed to beat it in the last second And Otto's seething over since it reminded him of the 2020 election led led to him getting himself a 3 day ban
WoL defeated the flow of time itself and can fight Exdeath, who has control of the void.
He limitlessly stomps Clark to the ground in several ways, but most importantly, he just won't die to Supes's regular shit and hax him back.
1 year ago
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hax has limits. Time has limits. The void has limits.
Superman has no limits. Superman stomps.
1 year ago
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WoL is limitless compared to Clark.
He uber stomps.
1 year ago
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No limit > limitless. Thus Superman is stronger thab WoL
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The thing is, Supes cannot permanently kill WoL by punches or any physical damage alone.
WoL is immortal unless his crystals, Cosmos or the dark crystal are destroyed, which Clark has no way to figure out.
1 year ago
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>The thing is, Supes cannot permanently kill WoL by punches or any physical damage alone.
That might be true for someone else, but Clark has no limits
1 year ago
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i really dont care
1 year ago
Anonymous
Jobs awfully lot for a man with no limits.
1 year ago
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>doesn't understand what jobbing is >throws misunderstood terminology around like a $2 transhooker
1 year ago
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>ad hominem
Kek. Superman is a jobber, deal with it.
1 year ago
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>bleebloo blabloobla
This is all you just said to me, tardanon
1 year ago
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>coping
Kek.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes, anon, I am 'coping' with how moronic you are. Oh no
1 year ago
Anonymous
>more ad hominem
Kek, Superman is a jobber.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cope
1 year ago
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If he truly had no limits there'd be a lemniscate on his height and weight. If he had no limits he wouldn't care about diplomatic immunity and other such niceties.
1 year ago
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Dr.Manhatten tried to erase Superman, but it didn't work. Superman didn't have to kill Manhatten to make him realize that Superman is a continuous existence. This is the same reason SBP stalemated Batkek.
1 year ago
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He didnt erase supes
1 year ago
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>t. Non-reader
1 year ago
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He restored the timeline afterwards
at that point supes WAS erased for everyone but himself
Pennywise vs BMWL- talked about how bad comics have gotten with power creep, talked about bringing Penny in, BMWL should just stomp.
2003 Shredder vs TT Slade- sounds more interesting to bring on these specific versions than the actual main versions.
Sora vs Lebron- “oh hell yeah” have talked about doing it on a cast, so awesome.
Blixer vs Flowey- Sounds like good music potential, they like Undertale.
Monokuma vs Koro Sensei- Talked about it before, Liam would like to do Joker vs Junko.
OhMaZio vs Drakkon- Liam likes it and has seen 1 ep of KR, it’s the second most popular KR matchup after Cap vs Ichigo.
Sailor Moon vs Madoka- Talked about it before, it’s cool.
Death (Castlevania) vs Black Flash- Black Flash should absolutely stomp, Liam did not sound like a fan of the matchup, would prefer Black Flash to fight someone else.
Numbah 1 vs Captain 3- Sam is not a fan of KND, it’s Liam’s favorite CN show however, Liam brought up Numbah 1 vs Kim Possible instead.
Byleth vs Rean- even the weebs didn’t know Rean, didn’t really have much to say.
Hibiki vs Yuma- SMT and Yugioh are cool even though they do not know these two.
Gamzee vs Tricky- the guy who actually knew the characters liked it, that’s nice.
Snap White vs Blu- They’re basically the same character, sounds fun.
Pathfinder vs Bastion- Talked about it before, sounds cool.
Father vs Father- Liam said that he came up with it, Liam really likes it.
Sailor Moon vs Kirby- Weird, Silly, Kinda like it. Sounds neat.
Zero vs Meta Knight- Liam said he has a really good Tn for “whenever we do this”.
Makoto vs Madaka- Sounds close and they like Makoto.
Will do Squidward vs Bakugou on the next ballot first.
>Zero vs Meta Knight- Liam said he has a really good Tn for “whenever we do this”.
Frick, I thought Ben said they had better options for both of them. I hope they don't do this fight. It's awful.
He probably means "whenever we do this" as in "yeah it's bound to happen eventually". Zero and MK both have better MU's, but it's not as if people aren't requesting them to fight each other.
>Sora vs Lebron- “oh hell yeah” have talked about doing it on a cast, so awesome.
I'd laugh myself to death if they ever did this fight. Make it end in a tie because Disney scaling (money) equally matches DC wank. >Death (Castlevania) vs Black Flash- Black Flash should absolutely stomp, Liam did not sound like a fan of the matchup, would prefer Black Flash to fight someone else.
Based. BF shouldn't be wasted on "generic version of Death #9201849". Have him fight someone cool.
>BF shouldn't be wasted on "generic version of Death #9201849". >Shitting on Castlevania Death
Mate, he's an actual character compared to Black Flash being a living plot device that barely ever actually fulfills it's job.
https://vsbattles.com/threads/fire-emblem-major-crt-4-a.132272/
JustSomeWeirdo upgraded the Fire Emblem canon profiles based on a non canon gag manga profile that does not even follow the plot of FE Fates.
Please go to this thread and help me get it reversed.
https://imgur.com/a/cXKly5S#r4S2AfE
Piece of shit cannot get away with this.
It is outrageous.
Superman, once the chips really come down, will always fight by wildly throwing haymakers. We saw it with Doomsday, we saw it with the Superman Thought Robot, the man's go-to is to try and recreate Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama.
9 times out of 10, no. Unless it's an official crossover or non-researched, it doesn't apply because most of us want to find an actual answer to these questions.
Now, if you interpret "whoever is writing the script decides who wins" as simple bias removed from any kind of storytelling POV, then he's 100% correct kek
Regardless of whether or not he's disproved power scaling, it is incredibly cringe to ask writers power scaling questions.
The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
My Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
My dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
My dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
My Batdad > my Batpeenus Weenus erectus > Batpowerman > My dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
Random Balkan Slav > your Batdad > your Batpeenus Weenus erectus > Batpowerman > your dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
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A glass bottle > Yugoslavia > Random Balkan Slav > your Batdad > your Batpeenus Weenus erectus > Batpowerman > your dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
UMM, PunisherSISSIES, Frank got BEATEN to a SNIVELLING beta cowardly begging-for-mercy PULP by batCHAD then RAN AWAY like a crying little GIRL away from GOTHAM because he's so AFRAID of BatCHAD and AFRAID that BatCHAD is gonna EFFORTLESSLY beat his ass into the curb AGAIN and lock him up in a CELL for the rest of his LIFE in the days between when BatCHAD doesn't feel like breaking into the prison and BEATING THE SHIT out of Frank while he CRIES and BEGS for MERCY from BatCHAD's beating him up like a pussy AGAIN???
>BatSISSY had to wait until Punisher took out the entire criminal ring and sustained a large amount of damage to even stand a chance against FRANK CHADstle, the GODnisher
Punisherbros.... we cannot stop winning.
Batman took out the entire ring and defeated Jigsaw and his entire crew without taking any damage, then in their fight later effortlessly oneshotted Frank with only one hand while Frank ran away terrified of BatCHAD and begging BatCHAD not to beat him up.
How did Frank sustain all his "damage" you ask? The Joker SPEEDBLITZED him. Pathetic! No wodner he ran away crying and pissing his pants when BatCHAD started beating his face in without any effort.
>batgay babble
CHUMPker was literally scared shitless of the CHADnisher. He had to be saved by his boyfriend. CHADnisher solos.
1 year ago
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solos who?
You admitted it yourself, BatCHAD saved him and beat Frank until he cried and begged BatCHAD to stop, and ran away from Gotham forever. Even leaving Microchip behind still in Gotham, because he was that terrified that BatCHAD was gonna come and beat him up (again) in front of all the Avengers.
1 year ago
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>BatCHAD saved him and beat Frank until he cried and begged BatCHAD
Bathomosexual saved his boyfriend CUMker from the CHADnisher. CHADnisher > CUMker > BatSHIT
1 year ago
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>PUSSYnisher being > anyone >When he got his ass beat and cried like a baby and swore to Batdaddy that he'd enevr return to Gotham ever again, because that's just how afraid of BatCHAD Frank the cuckold PUSSY is
Reminder that BatCHAD had so much fun beating up Frank until he bawled like a baby and ran away, that he literally crossed universes, walked over to Frank's home in marvel, and beat the shit out of Frank again for 20 minutes straight infront of the entire neighborhood and the entire JLA and even Plastic Man all watching while Frank begged him to stop between punches to Frank's teeth >n-n-not ca--
EVERYTHING IS CANON. INFINITE FRONTIERS CONFIRMED FRANK IS A CANON PUSSY WHO GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY BATCHAD TWICE IN A ROW WHILE PLASTIC MAN WATCHED
1 year ago
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>Hispanic picture quality >ESL
FrankCHADS, how do we do it? We solo all of DC.
1 year ago
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>easily beaten up by Batman until he ran away crying >twice >soloing anyone
(Bat)KEK!
1 year ago
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>Batman, the biggest jobber in all of fiction >jobbed to his villains multiple times >beating anyone
Kek.
>batKEK?
out smarted and WEAK >Lex SHIThor?
fake genius with SHIT technology >Speedforce?
STOLEN and taken for Dr CHAD to use >DCucks?
canon fodder verse,weaker then MARVELGAWDS
Typical SHARTkugay, can't even see that I was pro-CHADren in the first post and now he's backed himself into a corner pretending to be ME (a intellectually SUPERIOR scholar).
Genuine question for Jirenbros: All this Jiren stuff happened back in 2017-18 right? Shouldn't the Z-fighters scale way beyond him by now? I have a hard time believing the power creep just suddenly stopped in the last 5-6 years.
Marvel is relatively more grounded and in a better spot in the general public. DC has gone to utter shit in comparison as it has been overtaken by troony and gay shit with nothing good going on. Even the suicide squad game looks like shit and had to be delayed. Powergayging is all they got left at this point
I just woke up
I had a dream that there was an episode of Death Battle where they did Wario vs Samus hosted by Matpat, Wario's farts were swanked up to planetary
I don't own any Wario or Metroid games and I don't know who won
Who's the fastest fella around? Some say sonico. I think speedy eggbert. Speedy is on his name. Eggbert blupi is always moving forward, a step at a time. He may not be fast like sonico, but he tries and never gives up. And in the end, isn't that what true speed is all about?
He'd be your generic "potentially planetary threat" for five issues until GL, Wondy or Clark figure out that his anatomy is just like a human's and toss him into space.
Western weebs are moronic beta nerds who are constantly SEETHING over normal western CHAD nerds. Their insecurity demands they throw all their groomed-favorite franchises at western ones in a desperate effort to prove TO THEMSELVES that they are well and good, and western CHADS were wrong and degenerate all along. Unfortunately, this is both ineffective and degenerate, and only serves to ruin many otherwise KINO AF weeb fights
They need to have a Doctor fight how about Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn vs Dr. Harleen Quinzel. This could be a fun fight remember he has a hydronic penis and the strength of 5 gorillas and an IQ of 260, but his weakness is his eyes.
I've got autism and I understand that people might use hyperbole and figures of speech. Sometimes I don't understand how people without autism don't understand it.
theres autism and then theres AUTISM dawg. theres "man this partys loud i'll head back home now" and then theres "if the people in this auditorium start clapping i will have a panic attack and shut down"
>Simongays playing the hyperbole card of all things
You don’t wanna get into this when the best feat in TTGL is the anti spiral pocket dimension being destroyed
Yoko was 14 and Simon watched it like a cuck instead of wooing her himself then Simon spent the rest of his entire life worshipping Kamina’s cheesy dick for fricking Yoko infront of him like the good shameless little cuckold he is, thanking Kamina for fricking the girl he loves because Simon too beta to stand up for himself and claim the girl he loves, he needs Daddy Kamina to frick Yoko while Simon the cuck sings Kamina’s praises and Yoko moans Kamina’s name
TTGLgays are pathetic cuckolds and worship a cuckold who worships his BVLL. It’s over.
>Eva and Shinji/Misato >TTGL and Simon/Yoko >FLCL and Naota/Haruko
Why does every Gainax project do this weird netorare shit? There’s a clear trend going on here
>Implying that losing a round to Sinestro, the guy who could corrupt Superman and give him a Yellow Ring, is bad by any means
Come on now. That's like saying someone's weak because they lost an arm to a nuke going off in their face.
Everything said there is 100% true and canon to the series. Simon is a pathetic cuck who watches Kamina taking the woman he loves right in front of him then spends the rest of his life kissing Kamina’s feet for how great he is.
TBF I went to a catholic school which went through not one, not two, not three, but FOUR pedo scares in the time between middle school and junior year so I might just be overly sensative here but 12 and 14 are radically different ages no? Like, could you imagine 12 and 14 year old you having a conversation about anything meaningful? That’s a middle schooler and a high school freshman.
One of Studio Gainax’ first anime was called Mahoromatic, and it was about a 12 year old boy being fought over tooth and nail by his 19 year old robot maid and his 25 year old teacher who were both crazy about him.
Japan don’t give a shit. If Simon got cucked it’s his own fault for letting Kamina take her not anything else.
Kinda does make you a cuck, man.
I can name more than 20 anime boys who landed their older mommy gf at younger than that. Yoko was only like 2 years older than him too. He should’ve told Kamina to frick off and took her for himself but he didn’t and he watched it happen cause Simon’s a cuck.
Yoko was 14 and Simon watched it like a cuck instead of wooing her himself then Simon spent the rest of his entire life worshipping Kamina’s cheesy dick for fricking Yoko infront of him like the good shameless little cuckold he is, thanking Kamina for fricking the girl he loves because Simon too beta to stand up for himself and claim the girl he loves, he needs Daddy Kamina to frick Yoko while Simon the cuck sings Kamina’s praises and Yoko moans Kamina’s name
TTGLgays are pathetic cuckolds and worship a cuckold who worships his BVLL. It’s over.
TBF I went to a catholic school which went through not one, not two, not three, but FOUR pedo scares in the time between middle school and junior year so I might just be overly sensative here but 12 and 14 are radically different ages no? Like, could you imagine 12 and 14 year old you having a conversation about anything meaningful? That’s a middle schooler and a high school freshman.
You’re all wrong, Simon was actually 14 when the series started. He was just a midget, probably caussa the mining or whatever. So he and Yoko and Kamina were all the same age. Simon just had a midget design.
Oh nonononononono gucuck cuckgan bros…what’s our excuse for sucking Kamina’s dick harder than Yoko did now???
Your taunts don’t hurt me because as a GurenLagannbro I am proud to be a cuck, just like my hero Simon is. When Tyrone fricks my girlfriend every night he even lets me call him ‘Kamina’.
Absolutely all us Guren Lagannbros do this.
Kyle brings Nia back from the dead then ravishes her in front of Simon. After she’s done cumming her brains out on Kyle’s wiener Simon will instantly want to worship Kyle for the rest of his life.
Alright so me personally? I’m not into piss. So naturally, I don’t imagine people I don’t like getting pissed on. Not saying you like cuckholdry, but I am saying that y’know smoke and fire.
gurren lagann fans like to play sports.
DC gays like eating pizza and scaring off women
that is why they larp as gurren lagann fans being cucks.
because DC gays are professionals at it.
that is why their netorare posts are so in depth
it allows them too live out their sexual desires
it is really sad because no DC gay can start a conversation with a woman, let alone anybody, and get to a relationship to where they can get cucked.
it is amusing to see DC gays devolve the thread into NTR posts about their favorite superhero while gurren lagann chads dont
because they dont need to imagine a fictional character having sex for them
one other thing i would like to bring up is how american comic book artists/authors are genetical rejects. they have no purpose in our physical world so they spend their life making fictional garbage.
you look up nearly any comic book artist and they are either
old
fat
crosseyed
balding
short
or all of the above
even if simon loses to kyle (which i dont believe, but to each his own), it doesnt take away the fact that gurren lagann is the much more influential piece of media and will be remembered far more than kyle rayner as a character, and with how dc treats the green lantern, possibly more influential than the entirety of the green lanterns.
50 years down the line, with the skyrocketing rise of popularity in anime, people will remember gurren lagann, while, kyle rayner, will probably get a campy movie or 2 that gets rated 50% on rotten tomatoes. that is if he even gets a movie. in fact, most people know him because he references gurren lagann in his comics.
But I am a Guren Lagannbro and I was only describing exactly how my hero Simon the cuck canonically worships his BVLL Kamina after he watched him frick Yoko. I am a Guren Lagannbro btw and I am a cuckold just like Simon.
>Kamina after he watched him frick Yoko
Anon... Kamina canonically died a virgin according to the creators. Meanwhile Simon and Nia did what "needed to be done".
after Simon watched Kamina shoving his tongue down the girl he loves, Yoko's throat, while he cried like a b***hw atching it happen at the fact Yoko will never love him like she loves Kamina. Simon is a canon betacuck who worships his BVLL Kamina like the second coming of Jesus because that's just how pathetic and low-t Simon is.
>one other thing i would like to bring up is how american comic book artists/authors are genetical rejects
Something something stones and glass houses I don't know why you're pretending as if eastern authors are any better. Both sides have complete dweebs as writers for the most part. >it doesnt take away the fact that gurren lagann is the much more influential piece of media and will be remembered far more than kyle rayner as a character,
Whoa, it's almost like weebs had to pick the literal who Lantern (as much as I love Kyle, he is effectively a literal who outside of the comics) because they were too afraid of using someone both more known and more powerful than him for their Simon MU, like John, Hal or even Guy. Funny how that works.
The truth is neither Kyle nor Gurren Lagan are culturally significant and trying to start conversation about either amongst normal people will simply out you as the autistic manchild you are
I've never watched Gurren, and I don't start conversations with my friends by opening with "hey did you guys read the latest Kyle run?" so it's good to know that I'm in the clear.
>Why is Marvel Ares such a jobber
DC Ares is out here getting stronger from wearing his helmet alone, while Marvel Ares is getting his ass beat left and right.
I hate everybody in this thread. This is some the most childish and autistic shit I've ever seen. I really hope that most of the posters here are children because any adult acting like this should get their hands cut off.
Where is TN Anon and his son, Saturnanon?
I'm here. My son SaturnAnon sails the stars, seeking new challenges. Meanwhile, give me your requests, anons.
or look at my previous stuff https://mega.nz/folder/kEIWXSKZ#wXmvacWPUOvTwfBUQ-KIrA
Lady from DMC vs Seras from Hellsing.
Thanks. Can you do another one please?
Superboy Prime w/ Anti-Monitor armor vs Gohan Beast.
Nvm, I checked the last thread, thanks.
From the previous thread, anon
Superboy is stronger than the Negachin.
np, anon
interesting matchup... wesker has super speed but bradley should be able to tag him with ease. who's got more punching/cutting power?
Anya Forger vs Yotsuba Koiwai. Use the funny faces if possible
Yotsuba would absolutely solo that overrated girl
Yotsuba scales to everything and anything an Anon, V-Tan, board mascot or name/tripgay has done. This is a shitstomp.
Assuming you meant these faces?
Nice thanks anon
Ash William vs Guts but make it the most badass thumbnail you ever think of
All Artists vs AI.
This will be a absolute disaster to watch happen, I will it for the lol
lol I'll consider a version with numerous actual artists
Hal Jordan vs Mami Tomoe (Madoka)
Lynda Carter Wonder Woman vs. Lou Ferigno Hulk pleeease
I've actually done this one before
oh sorry
nice work anyway
The Smile Entity vs The Skinamarink Entity
?
Sexcellent
This could be fricking kino.
>Smile Entity tries to make the Skinamarink hallucinate and shit, continuously saying "You're going to die!" and whatnot
>Suddenly, everything goes dark and quiet and a resounding "IN THIS HOUSE" followed by "I can do anything I want"
>Proceeds to tell the Smile Entity to "Frown"
>It refuses
>Skinamarink entity proceeds to take it's face away
Me(a humble martial artist) vs You(a god among men)
based martial art appreciation, anon
Does Martial Arts anon even stand a chance?
i'm not sure. Garou is under 6' while Giga Chad is closer to 7' than 6' as well as more jacked and with a granite jaw. but Giga Chad wears those skinny jeans which could prove to be a disadvantage.
Marital Anon could be a great opponent against Saturnanon
BEASTS!!
Titans!
BATTLE OF THE GODS
Now do Martial Arts Anon and Saturn Anon vs you.
It's so nice to see my son make new friends
They look pretty strong. Can you win?
Saitama vs Yujiro Hanma
Delta-One (Gears of War) vs Delta Squad (Star Wars)
Hmm. It's nice, but do you have one that's 4v4 with the 4 members from the first game of the Gears delta?
Sorry anon, finding good art of the original Delta-One is proving difficult. Just tell me if you still don't like this one
Archbishop Rhea vs Emet-Selch
Generation of Miracles vs Monstars
Gene (God Hand) vs Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
Martial Art Anon vs SaturnAnon
The greatest battle of Anonymous
Me vs Me Doing a Flip
I don’t like flip’s chances here, he’s caught off guard midair once and it’s over. Gymnasticsbros…not like this….
Sauron (Primal Rage) vs Hauzer (Red Earth)
Interesting. How strong is Gene?
>Interesting. How strong is Gene?
Nowhere near strong enough to touch Travis.
The best strength feat for him I can think of is the Dragon Kick, which is capable of sending "your ass into the Milky Way (Milky Way)." If you extrapolate the enemies returning to Earth as something involving infinity, which seems to be all the rage today, then he has infinite strength. If you apply sanity to the equation, he's not quite there, or at Travis' level.
What if you double that calc assuming he made the song/statement before getting both God Hands?
Two infinities??? At that level of strength, he'd need a dogsled or something.
That's still city block level at best.
The Boys Vs Killer7
I wonder how Chai (Hi-Fi Rush) would fare against them.
Chai vs Gene is probably pretty even.
Now that's a matchup I really wanna see.
This too, thank you. Think you could make a version with the comic version of The Boys?
Thanks bro. That looks really good.
Nemona (Pokemon) vs Inglis Eucus (Reborn to Master the Blade)
Dobson vs Chris-Chan
Will Dobson dominate this matchup, or will Chris Chan channel enough energy to destroy the opposition?
Who is Dobson exactly because I know about the infamous Chris-Chan story but not the bear one
He is a bitter egghead autist people make fun of because he has a strong sense of entitlement. Also, he likes inflation.
Also, they have a lot in common besides being overweight and balding. I'll list them below.
>"Nice guy" who has the need rewarded
>Shitty comic
>Manchild who still carry their DS around
>convention goer
>lazy
>lives with his parents
>in their forties
>alternative animal-based personal
>weird fetishes
>Nintendo Fanboy
>believe their art is better than what they are
Vladimir Putin vs Rasputin
How did this Holy man fox his way into figuratively and literally fricking the royal family?
Violence Jack vs Samurai Jack
Every version of the Joker (DC) vs Society
Chainsaw Man (Denji) vs Chainsaw Man (Resident Evil)
Ah yes, my favourite anime. Denji.
Falco (Star Fox) vs Rocket Racoon
Kobra vs Johnny Lawrence
Giga Chad vs Kyriakos Grizzly
Sinbad the Sailor vs Odysseus
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2
You and Beyonderbro vs notable homosexuals on the threads (listtroon, otto, bayogay, gameragay, etc.)
Superman vs Mexico
Urdnot Wrex vs Canderous Ordo
>Kyle
>Herald
Wow, thread's just started and we're already knee deep in moronation.
>Kyle teleports inside the mecha wienerpit, beats up Simon with only his bare fists needed and fricks Nia while Simon watches crying from the background just like he watched Kamina frick Yoko, because Simon is a low-t betacuck who worships his BVLL Kamina and now Kyle like Jesus
“b-but S-Simon totally has the same powers even without the mech…”
Then show me Simon using any powers without the mech. No? You can’t? There aren’t any scenes saying or showing him using any powers without the mech? Alright then.
>As I was saying, Kyle teleports inside the mecha wienerpit, beats up Simon with only his bare fists needed and fricks Nia while Simon watches crying from the background just like he watched Kamina frick Yoko, because Simon is a low-t betacuck who worships his BVLL Kamina and now Kyle like Jesus
He literally killed Lordgenome with his drill plus the Anti Spiral
He only had the chance to do that because Lord Genome was taking his sqeet time beating him up so he had the unique chance to stab him with it. In an actual no-hands-barred fight Simon’s a giant pussy without the mech between him and an enemy.
He’s also a cuckold.
Anti Spiral in movie
Needed the mech.
And Kyle needs a ring
Only Batman is strong enough to remove the ring.
I honestly can't tell if this is a joke.
To draw the ring off a Lantern you have to have a stronger willpower than them. Batman has used this weakness to steal Hal’s ring on multiple occasions, including the day they first met, because Batman’s willpower is much greater than any Lantern Corp member.
This really is a containment thread for the dumbest people on this board.
That would be the RWBY threads.
Nah these threads are definitely worse. At least the RWBY threads actually frick off in the off season.
cope. Batman canonically has the strongest willpower in fiction.
moron
Literally needed the mech. Without the mech he’s a huge pussy and an emasculated cuckold who can’t even leave the planet, let alone fight. Without the mech he gets his ass beat by Kyle and begs to Kyle to tuck Nia while he imagines him as Kamina and kisses his sandalled toes just like he kissed Kamina’s smelly sandaled toes while Kamina fricked Yoko in fron of him and he cried in cuckold pleasure. Cope with it gurencuckold.
>Another Schizo false headcanon from another DCgay
Nothing to see here
Literally all canon. Seethe about it, for it is all you have for lack of any real argument.
DCchads wins again. Kyle has more sex with the insides of his fridge than Simon will get in his lifetime (of worshipping the men who frick Yoko in front of him like the good pathetic little betacuckold Simon is)
>Literally all headcanon
>
>Kyle has more sex with the insides of his fridge than Simon will get in his lifetime
Holy kek that’s too far man
>Needed the mech
The mecha is an extension of him actually according to world soul and interviews. Its all him.
Meanwhile lanterns actually need their rings to do anything
And yet Simon canonically can’t do anything without the mech and has no fighting ability without it. He can’t even leave the ground from earth. “Extension” or not, without the mech Simon is both a huge low-t pussy and a weakling, and also a cuckold.
simon won a 1v1 fist fight with the anti spiral in the movie which is canon. dcgays are just mad simon beat the needs-an-object-to-win allegations while kyle hasnt. its so sad. so sad 🙁
>dcgays are just mad simon beat the needs-an-object-to-win allegations while kyle hasnt.
Kyle hasn't required a ring or lantern to access his power in ages.
simon still wins sadly. 🙁
>simon still wins
In your fanfiction, that is.
i bet you im 100x genetically superior to you thus my opinions matter more than yours as my genetics are going to be the ones that will bring forth evolution. i say simon wins and that is final.
>Watches Gurren
>Believes himself to be physically, genetically, or mentally superior to anyone
This is the part where I laugh. Every Gurrenerd I've met or seen is either mentally ill, trans, suicidal, built like shit, or a mix of those things. You lose, Simon loses, Kyle wins. Simple as that.
>B-bu-
Simple.
As.
That.
first stage is denial. any girl you want to have sex with wants me 100x more. they dont know you exist sadly because you are you. no amount of autistic tactics you learned from Cinemaphile or discord will work on someone like me sadly. its just the way it is, little man.
>Continues to whine and cry for my attention after being dismissed
Sad. Pathetic, even. Is there any more cope you'd like to swing my way, Timmy?
Second stage is anger
i will admit you care about this topic way more than me, for whatever reason. i really wish you were into sports or something but it is what it is
It's actually canon that Lanterns don't need rings at all
>writing his fapfic in public
DCbros... wtf...
I was just writing out my sexual kamina netorare fantasy based heavily off the canon netorare cuckold plot of my favorite shonen anime for 40 year old low test children like myself: Guren Lagann.
I am a Guren Lagannbro if that wasn’t clear. Absolutely all of us worship our BVLLs just like Simon worships his.
Why do you watch moeshit?
I don’t watch moeshit I am a Gurren Lagannbro and as such I only watch japanese goyslop media made and designed for 5 year old moronic boys who thonk yelling and punching harder is deep and intelligent and provocative film.
I am a Guren Lagannbro btw I have never read a book without pictures in it.
>Is it Dragon Ball?
No
>It's moeshit.
I tried watching Tatami Galaxy once and I shat in my adult diaper from boredom because they didn’t even have any epic shonen fighting explosion punch scenes or teen protagonsts yelling and eating lots of food. And not even a single hot cuckoldry scene for me to jerk my tiny unwashed knob to! This clearly wasn’t made for intellectual mature 43 year old live-at-home gurenlagannbros like myself.
Exact same reaction when I tried to watch Haibane Renmei. Not a single action fighting yelling shonen scene. I got so mad I punched my mom when she brought me tendies, almost as hard as my hero Kamina punches Yoko’s womb.
I am a Guren Lagannbro, I must emphasise.
>Tatami Galaxy
>Dude multiple universes!
Worst thing to use.
>he's admitting it
MODS, THERE ARE FREAKS IN OUR THREAD!!!
This whole post get debunked by simon beating anti spiral 1v1
—using and needing his mech to do it.
Didn't Simon literally fly out of the wienerpit and punch the AS in the face
In the movie yes, in the show no. So I guess it depends whether you use the compilation movies or the anime series
I'll never understand why fighting on a mech is some kind of antifeat. Isn't fighting on a human body worse? Does it entail anyone can slice your body? Is someone with the ability to turn small invincible, as they should be able to teleport inside it and punch your pancreas? Or do they only need to shoot up with a gun?
>why fighting on a mech is some kind of antifeat. Isn't fighting on a human body worse? Does it entail anyone can slice your body? Is someone with the ability to turn small invincible, as they should be able to teleport inside it and punch your pancreas? Or do they only need to shoot up with a gun?
It can be one when someone bypasses the mech. Like Gundam vs Optimus Prime, could you imagine if Optimus just ripped Amuro out of his Gundam. It would be an even bigger stomp
No, it doesn't make any sense. If Optimus has the power of reality-warping inside the Gundam, it has already won and it doesn't matter that it's being piloted by someone. It also doesn't answer why Gundam would stay still, let Optimus get inside it somehow and not, like, reality-warp inside Optimus and destroy it from the inside first.
>reality-warp inside
Anon, I believe he was talking about Optimus just tearing open the Gundam or punching a hole inside of it to get Amuro.
I'm glad we've cleared this up. Then, it's a matter of proving Optimus punching power is way above the durability of a Gundam, their durability is weak a paper, and their sitting seats have no protection. It's not a cheat where you win against Aquarion Logos+Demonbane+Mazinger combined because they have a pilot.
>hmm, an omniversal galaxy/universe-destroying giant robot
>clearly I'll just walk there, it won't shoot a gorillion missiles to defend itself, and the whole thing breaks down with one punch allowing you to get inside
You're the moron.
I dunno, a can opener moron would probably be pretty tough. Hyperfixation on grip strength, isn't smart enough to care about hurting their hands...They'd be pretty formidable.
>It's not a cheat where you win against Aquarion Logos+Demonbane+Mazinger combined because they have a pilot.
Actually it is because the Mazinger guys aren’t as tough as their robots. Lagann is more the exception than like the rule
I meant ripping it open like a can opener moron
Why do people here instantly go to writing cuck porn?
Black person.
>literally needs the mech to throw him there
>can only do base human level punches standing on the ground
>needs the entire ghost Kamina mech (lmao Simon made a mech out of his love for his BVLL) to even get Anti Spiral to that point
Weak and pathetic. Simon cries and faps his tiny dick while he watches another one of his crushes getting fricked, but this time by Kyle. If he's lucky Kyle will frick Nia and Yoko so hard he'll forget to beat up Simon to a pulp like the cuckold Simon is.
>Kyle can't even fight any of his opponents without his crutch ring
CHADmon fistfricked Anti-SHITTER into oblivion.
*Needing his Kamina mech, which he formed from the sexual pleasure Simon felt crying and worshipping Kamina for fricking Yoko infront of him
Meanwhile Kyle just teleports into the wienerpit, beats Simon while he cries like a pussy, then fricks Nia too. Because Simon can't fistfight anyone that hasn't already been massively defeated by his Kamina BVLL mech. Then Kyle can be Simon's new Kamina when Simon watches him frick Nia just like he watched Kamina frick Yoko.
>Headcanon nignog fantasy
Concession? Accepted.
Why are you writing cuck fantasies?
Simon already won.
Research: https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2021/09/death-battle-predictions-simon-digger.html
>The Gurren nerd who suggested the Gurren fight in the first place had the Gurren character win
Whoa....
The research is right there. Fact by fact.
>Fact by fact
>Never go into how Kyle was matching ParHallax in strength when he was weakened AND when he got back to his normal level of strength
>Refused to give Kyle his reality warping boosts because he KNEW it'd make him stronger than Simon
>No mention of how Kyle can match and and absorb Simon's Hope and Will with the Indigo Tribes power
Mhm, "fact by fact" right?
Simon is a Extradimensional, Kyle is planet level at best.
Get over it. Simon would mop the floor with the Perpetua (who is only universal)
Perpetua is infinite multiversal and above imagination, reality, fiction, nonfiction and toonforce.
Simon is a cuckold in a robot who would get beat up and his girlfriend fricked by Kyle teleport inside the wienerpit.
>dogshit headcanon
After she regained her powers she wasted them all destroying 1 universe.
That's a baseline universal limit.
NOPE! She was recreating the entire DC multiverse after she created the DC multiverse in the very first place and the Monitors.
The DC multiverse is infinite and Perpetua created it. The Monitors are infinite and Perpetua created them.
Perpetua is infinite. Cope!
Wasted 100% of her powers destroying 1 universe on panel
Feats >>>>>> statements
Simon would dick her down, anything else is delusional
Oh boy, i wonder if there were two other characters that'd be really strong if we went by "lore" alone!
Lore Dante and Kratos stomp DC and Marvel
>NOOOO DON'T FOCUS ON FEATS!!!! FOCUS ON DUBIOUS LORE.
Perpetua teleports inside the wienerpit, beatsbSimon to a toothless pulp, then makes Batkek frick Nia and make her moan Bruce’s name infront of Simon while Simon declares Batkek as his new hero.
We know this is possible because of Simon’s onpanel feat of watching Kamina frick Yoko while he cries like a cuck about how amazing Kamina is for fricking the girls he loves.
1. Perpetua can't even track people within the universe
2. It's impossible to teleport into the wienerpit, it's been tried by more powerful beings than Perpetua, they failed.
Simon is too powerful for DB and therefore beyond weak verses like DC
>it's been tried by more powerful beings than Perpetua
It hasn't been tried by anyone in the entire series.
Second anyone does, they beta the shit out of Simon and frick Nia while he faps to it and worships you just like he worships his BVLL Kamina fricking Yoko
Plasma Pea would kick pre-retcon Perpetua's ass.
>Kyle
>Planetary
>When he wields both the Anti-Life and Life Equations AND has already shown that he's capable of displaying Universal feats with ease
Dekhead, shouldn't you be writing the fight script for Asura vs Kratos or something? Stop posting on Cinemaphile and get back to work.
Show me Grand Wizard Kyle destroying 1 universe....in fact show me Kyle White Kyle destroying 1 galaxy and I'll give you the W.
Oh that's right, Kyle never did anything Galaxy-level EVER. Not even as Ion did he get 1 galaxy level feat
Simon steps on manlet Kyle like an ant.
Why would a hero destroy a galaxy let alone a galaxy.
Universe*
>Kyle doesn't need feats
The Cinemaphilepe is real.
Galaxy shurikens won't even be needed here...
>Show me Grand Wizard Kyle destroying 1 universe
Kyle doesn't need to "bust" a universe (my original post never even mentioned such) when he already has the source code for the universe literally in the palm of his hands. He's also already shown that he can massively warp reality with practically no trouble.
Kyle can create his own mini source wall if need be, and even if you want to ignore all of that, you can still easily scale him to Parallax, both equations, and Imperiex, all of which have displayed universal+ feats. Anyways, here's Kyle doing his reality warping biz on a God-knows-how-large scale.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Green-Lantern-New-Guardians/Issue-35?id=5893#14
And here he is changing the very concept and length of a planck.
https://imgur.com/a/6al6ptI
Basically: Rayner the strongest WL, baby.
Those two links are cool but those kinda didn't prove anything. both of those links showed him needing help to pull that off. So it's not easy for him to just do it by himself. Do you have any more feats?
Oh before I forget, I'm not
. I do want to know more about Kyle.
>So it's not easy for him to just do it by himself
He didn't need assistance with warping reality, he was doing it on his own. The New God that showed up was helping him contain his power because it was going haywire, you can also see that the range of his warping was clearly cosmic He also changed the length of a planck as a regular GL, as a WL or even Ion, he could've done this himself.
Anyhow: Later on Kyle displays this power again by completely reverting the destruction of a planet Oblivion was destroying, and then again when Oblivion showed up once more. He held back Imperiex's power (who was going to start a Big Bang) by himself, matched Parallax in a 1v1 at least twice, took on and nearly beat multiple Guardians on two different occasions (once when he had every colour spectrum ring, again when they were attempting to take his power away from him) and, in the future, became the ruler of his universe after erasing the Guardians and some of his friends when they tried to stop him.
>I cannot use basic context clues and scaling
I accept your concession.
>context clues and scaling
>scaling
Ah, the eternal dbHispanic coping mechanism
>no argument
Concession confirmed
Scale your ass.
Carol is such a prostitute.
>Kyle doesn't need to "bust" a universe
Stopped reading right there. I asked for a galaxy level feat and you couldn't provide 1.
Simon wins.
Kyle scrapped with Superman which scales him to limitless universes.
Hahahahahahahahahahahah. This is the same blog that couldn't decide the winner between Deku and Asta.
The blog wanks DC a lot. So if DC loses there it gets humiliated in the show.
Apparently the crew likes this matchup, who wins?
Assume strongest for both (meaning the Darkest Knight and Novel version)
Batkek easily. I love the Dark Tower series but it really isn’t built for galactic space fights, Pennywise doesn’t have many feats and his greatest ones are being beaten by some kids believing in themselves
>Regular Pennywise
Batkek
>Demon Elemental Pennywise
Pennywise
Demon Elementals are heavy hitter cosmology fixtures in the strongest setting in fiction. The deadlights should smash.
>strongest setting in fiction.
They don't exist in my head canon cosmology of the world, you inbred moronic sociopathic serial killer glow Black person gang stalker wienersucking homosexual
DC got bumped up a notch after YoTV and Perpetua. Now each Hand creates it's own infinite multiverse with infinite universes and it's own dark mutlvierse and its own Source/Prescence/Oversoul per hand, and Batkek could destroy all the millions of Hands at once.
DC on top once again, where they belong.
now you're just making shit up (and you're glowing)
Nope.
>Hands create each multiverse themselves
>Perpetua is the Hand of the DC Multiverse we know, she created the Source Wall, the Source (extension of the Presence/Oversoul), and all the Monitors including the Primal Monitor which is the comicbook canvas itself
>This includes the Dark Multiverse which is infinite in size as it's created on instruction by her Monitor son the World Forger
>Perpetua created the infinite DC Multiverse to use as a bullet against eh Multiverses of the other Hands, because that's what they make multiverses to use them for
>Batkek canonically achieved the powerlevel needed to kill all the Hands at once before they destroyed the infinite DC Multiverse and Dark Multiverse
The DC multiverse is infinite, is one of countless infinities, and Batkek can destroy countless infinities.
canonically achieved the powerlevel needed to kill all the Hands at once before they destroyed the infinite DC Multiverse and Dark Multiverse
He canonically borrowed it then permanently lost it.
And right now he's trapped in Fortnite.
The Presence is not the source.
Yes it is.
How.
Batkek and Perpetua confirmed it. Their word is law.
I like Metal complete shits on CAS powerscaling gays. Mandrakk is now a jobber.
It's fine because Batkek had all the drained power of True Spectre, who he had beaten already. True Spectre is part of the Oversoul so Spectre >>>> Mandrakk and also there are infinite Spectres and infinite Oversouls throughout the infinite Dark Multiverse
Debunked.
Batman + Joker if they stopped holding back > Batkek > Perpetua > All your fave verses confirmed
>omniversal bruce-dono
i genuflect.
Deep down I always knew.
Yeah, pretty much. Joker fricked off when he realized that Batkek was a fusion of him and Batman. There was no punchline to the comic.
Reminder that the Primal Monitor is literally the canvas of the page. By turning the page Joker definitely cemented himself as above the Monitors in power.
>Joker punctured the canvas
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meaning, Perpetua is way above these guys. These guys are random jobbers either Mr.E(Time Traveler Supreme), Sin Eater(Captain Atom of Nth metal), Blight(Collective Evil of all of humanity), Trigon(Father to Belial and Raven, and also multiversal super demon), Neron (Ruler and Soul Manipulator of Hell) Eclipso(Previous Wrath of God, but evil), and Zauriel(Guardian Angel of Phantom Stranger, and needed to stop Blight and got resurrected by Trigon).
Your hierarchy needs updating my dude.
>The Wizard
Sin Eater WITHOUT nth metal raped the Power of Shazam without even trying.
>Spectre
Neron eats him.
>Phatom Stranger
Blight is too evil and powerful(needed help from his Guardian Angel)
>High Father
If Orion, a new God destined to kill Daekseid, was killed by a bullet sent from past, Mister E would be able to do something similar due to supreme relation with Time.
>Hera
Trigon one taps Ares, a Greek God who killed all other Greek gods.
>Ganthet
Eclipso took control of combined effort Guadians of the Universe
Also they got an Angel too.
Manhattan is somehow above all that.
Manhattan has the power of approximately 0.5 Batmanhattans, as Batmanhattan has the combined power of Dark Multiverse Brucemanhattan and all of the original Jon Osterman Manhattan's powers as well after original manhattan merged with Wally in Flash Forward 6 before Batmanhattan absorbed his powers as well now having the power of 2 different Manhattans at once one from the original Doomsday Clock series the other from the Dark Multiverse.
You say all that as it it matters but it really doesn't. Steven king cemented his universe as the og unified fiction nexus and really lays it on by explicitly taking Doombots modified into robotic wolves and giving them lightsabers. Other examples include Flagg magically placing The Green Palace from Oz in the path of toland, the use of lightsabers by doombots, the appearance of a phaser from Star Trek, the fact that the Lion Guardian is Aslan from the Narnia books, the use of snitches from Harry Potter used as killbots and Flagg's use of the psychic paper from Doctor Who to assassinate Cort. Dark tower is the top dog of crossover for how it's lore works. they aren't sneakily alluded to, they're spelled out as being those thing in plain engling.
There is a marvel setting behind a door in the dark tower along with all the other fictions including permeation of the tower-verse itself.
A set that contains all sets contains itself. Deal with it.
DC did all that decades ago by explicitly taking the Marvel universe, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Reality in the writer's room (where Mxyptlk beat up his own writers) and all things dreamed and imagined by anyone in fiction and reality (the 5th dimension, one step below the 6th dimension where Perpetua resides)
Batkek > DC >>> reality itself >>> Stephen the King of cuckolds
Cope!
Gan sure is a creative guy for deciding to let us discover that place via a writer opening it's door.
(:
Gan is made by Stephen King, who exists in reality, who is merely part of the multiverse made by Perpetua, who got b***hslapped by base Batmanhattan
Each of these authors think they've created their own, but in DT cosmology it was all created by Gan with the authors only used as a proxy to open their minds up into being able observe these realities.
And the irl king himself played into it by having his car accident become a plot point by having him need to be saved from the car crash by the characters from the book intervening so that he could finish it.
"No writer is Gan - no painter, no sculptor, no maker of music. We are kas-ka Gan.......The prophets of Gan."
in DC cosmology everything anyone thinks about or imagines at any point is just a creation of the 5th dimension which is created by Perpetua. By opening their minds up to Gan this proves they are the dominion of DC and collectively weaker than a single 5th dimensional DC imp.
TIL Stephen King is a hack who writes ReadyPlayerOne-tier fanfiction. I had no idea the acclaimed dark tower shit was just him mashing pop culture together like a fifth grader.
The Source/Presence created Perpetua, and she has jack shit to do with the Overmonitor. You're peddling things that have been outdated for years, Black person
Gan.
Didn't the Great Darkness retcons put Batkek back in his place in the hierarchy?
His manhattan powers aren't standard regardless. When he came back he lost them.
I don't think Great Darkness mentioned Batkek or Perpetua, only Darkseid and Mr Mind and that guy from Kingdom Come
and Batkek came back??? Wtf when why wasn't I informed of this
They specifically talked about Perpetua's status as the Hand of the DC universe being yoinked from her. While The Great Darkness was retconned into being the force behind every crisis since it showed up in Swamp Thing.
>They specifically talked about Perpetua's status as the Hand of the DC universe being yoinked from her
When? Post when they mentioned perpetua
And that's what I mean: when they mentioned the Crises they only mentioned Final Crisis, 52, Infinite Crisis, eg, but not Perpetua. They didn't bring her up cause she wasn't a crisis.
They are literally talking about Perpetua in that page, what do you mean?
how is that yoinking her status then? She's dead at that point. And is she is from another world, she merely made the DC Multiverse when she was in adulthood, as her species does.
I guess you didn't actually read the story based on your reaction. She was retconned into not being a Hand in the first place after the event.
And now the Great Darkness is a threat to the entire Divine Continuum, which contains the omniverse and hypertime. The hands are powerless to do anything about this, not that it matters since Perpetua never was one now.
I should read it again then cause I can't remember them even bringing up the Hands. When did they retcon her not being a Hand?
Technically it happened at the very end of Death Metal when the multiverse was reset.
But they explain the Perpetua no longer has (or more accurately never had) influence over the new retroactive iteration of the multiverse in Infinite Frontier #0.
So yeah, that character's relationship to DC was pretty short lived.
I still can't see them mentioning Perpetua or the Hands anywhere in that page.
That's because they aren't relevant to the new multiverse, which is what that page is talking about.
Spectre and WW are talking about Perpetua here:
Regarding The Hands (Justice League #75)
would prefer Pennywise vs. Freddy Kreuger
ENTER: YELLOW
EXIT: HAL JORDAN
what are Cinemaphiles thoughts on pic? Only really made based on shallow connections and was mildly interesting
>essentially 2 people/minds in one body
>see the future
>purple/red motifs
>main fighting strategy is punching
Garnet quite literally stomps. I hate Jowankers too, but this is just overkill.
Personally, the only edge I could give Diavolo is his Epitaph seeing the definite future and subsequent erasing, he could play a mean keepaway. But I don't think he'd be able to donut Garnet anyways even if Gem forms are weak to piercing attacks
Probably Garnet by virtue of her gems being harder to hit so long as she keeps them in a fist. Diavolo could potentially punk the likes of Pearl, Amy, and Steven though
not related but how strong are Steven Universe characters? Universal? Planetary?
City level, at BEST mountain level. Reminder that it took the literal three strongest Gems to even bust a planet, and they didn't even destroy it, I think they just gave the planet some kind of cancer.
ehh, most are more street level, while the higher ones can nearly collapse a mountain, Lapis were used for terraforming planets (the main one literally collected the world's oceans to make a tower into space). Only the Cluster, a literal super weapon, is known to bust planets
They vary. Generally speaking they're like mountain level at best with some shit early Garnet did and stuff. Even the diamonds don't have massive destructive feats despite them wanking the big light beam in the Star VS Steven episode.
However you got an exception with Lapis who built a space elevator from the earth's ocean. Lapis girls were all about terraforming if I recall right.
reminder that this matchup lost to a pony matchup
I have zero qualms with that because it's only "popular" due to one G1 member desperately wanted to jerk off his husbando while restricting Kyle so Gurren could get a win, and a Yates track.
Now, Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake losing to ponyshit is what sucks.
*desperately wanting to
I actually would've loved to see Cap vs Kamen Rider, even if it's apparently a stomp for the latter. Steve hasn't been on the show in ages, I just hope he makes it onto an episode this season.
Rightfully so. Kyle VS Simon doesn't work. At least you can do fun shit with Bill VS Chaos Horse and have it be fitting for both characters. There were better options than it even beyond that one like Captain America VS Kamen Rider
Bill VS Discord>Finn and Jake VS Mordecai and Rigby>Captain America VS Kamen Rider Ichigo>Ori VS Knight>Kyle VS Simon
Us VS Fall Guys
>Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake
Grass Sword Comet Finn and Prismo Wishing Jake are pretty strong, but the Park boys have negative difficulty with both. "DIE FINN AND JAKE DIE FINN AND JAKE." They are not above instant death as seen in King of Mars and Bandit Princess.
>Among Us VS Fall Guys
Reminder that Billcord only narrowly managed to beat it in the last second
And Otto's seething over since it reminded him of the 2020 election led led to him getting himself a 3 day ban
last thread this fight was suggested so I decided to make an image for it.
Vin is for Catherine Foundling
I am Geekdom101 ama.
So could the Darkest Knight beat CAS? I've been debating this for awhile now.
Mandrakk beat CAS
Perpetua is Mandrakk's grandmommy and superior
Batkek beat Perpetua
Batkek could beat countless Perpetuas
Very nice, I've always been arguing on Dark Keks side in that debate
Nope
>That page
I never read Dark Crisis and, based on every discussion I've ever heard about it, I dodged a bullet
Here are the true DC Herald slayers
Superman beats them all because Superman is limitless.
THIS IS IT WARRIOR OF LIGHT
THE END OF YOUR FUTURE
AAAAAAAAAA
I told you...
NOT
SO
FAST
>thinks he can limit Superman with time
Superman has no limits and would break through it limitlessly
WoL defeated the flow of time itself and can fight Exdeath, who has control of the void.
He limitlessly stomps Clark to the ground in several ways, but most importantly, he just won't die to Supes's regular shit and hax him back.
hax has limits. Time has limits. The void has limits.
Superman has no limits. Superman stomps.
WoL is limitless compared to Clark.
He uber stomps.
No limit > limitless. Thus Superman is stronger thab WoL
The thing is, Supes cannot permanently kill WoL by punches or any physical damage alone.
WoL is immortal unless his crystals, Cosmos or the dark crystal are destroyed, which Clark has no way to figure out.
>The thing is, Supes cannot permanently kill WoL by punches or any physical damage alone.
That might be true for someone else, but Clark has no limits
i really dont care
Jobs awfully lot for a man with no limits.
>doesn't understand what jobbing is
>throws misunderstood terminology around like a $2 transhooker
>ad hominem
Kek. Superman is a jobber, deal with it.
>bleebloo blabloobla
This is all you just said to me, tardanon
>coping
Kek.
Yes, anon, I am 'coping' with how moronic you are. Oh no
>more ad hominem
Kek, Superman is a jobber.
Cope
If he truly had no limits there'd be a lemniscate on his height and weight. If he had no limits he wouldn't care about diplomatic immunity and other such niceties.
Dr.Manhatten tried to erase Superman, but it didn't work. Superman didn't have to kill Manhatten to make him realize that Superman is a continuous existence. This is the same reason SBP stalemated Batkek.
He didnt erase supes
>t. Non-reader
He restored the timeline afterwards
at that point supes WAS erased for everyone but himself
So what do you call this sort of mental illness?
DB Autism
Goddammit anon, why did you need to indulge him.
Replace Jiren with Ultraman
Ultraman beats MMH?
Yes
lol no
>Guy who is straight up immune to mindfrickery
Ultraman is for Godzilla
Spamming listhomosexual moron frick off and have a nice day
>hierarchies
>DC
Will summer children never cease?
>DC Multiverse
INFINITE
>Number of DC MultiverseS
INFINITE
>Monitors
INFINITE
>Hands
INFINITE
>Lanterns
INFINITE
>The World Forger
INFINITE
>Batman Who Laughs
INFINITE
>Superboy Prime
INFINITE
>Dr Manhattan
INFINITE
>The Joker
INFINITE
>Superman
Limitless.
>if I spam bullshit people will eventually accept it
Or they'll just accept that DCgays are moronic
The only thing correct here is Joker.
Ballot Banter 14:
Pennywise vs BMWL- talked about how bad comics have gotten with power creep, talked about bringing Penny in, BMWL should just stomp.
2003 Shredder vs TT Slade- sounds more interesting to bring on these specific versions than the actual main versions.
Sora vs Lebron- “oh hell yeah” have talked about doing it on a cast, so awesome.
Blixer vs Flowey- Sounds like good music potential, they like Undertale.
Monokuma vs Koro Sensei- Talked about it before, Liam would like to do Joker vs Junko.
OhMaZio vs Drakkon- Liam likes it and has seen 1 ep of KR, it’s the second most popular KR matchup after Cap vs Ichigo.
Sailor Moon vs Madoka- Talked about it before, it’s cool.
Death (Castlevania) vs Black Flash- Black Flash should absolutely stomp, Liam did not sound like a fan of the matchup, would prefer Black Flash to fight someone else.
Numbah 1 vs Captain 3- Sam is not a fan of KND, it’s Liam’s favorite CN show however, Liam brought up Numbah 1 vs Kim Possible instead.
Byleth vs Rean- even the weebs didn’t know Rean, didn’t really have much to say.
Hibiki vs Yuma- SMT and Yugioh are cool even though they do not know these two.
Gamzee vs Tricky- the guy who actually knew the characters liked it, that’s nice.
Snap White vs Blu- They’re basically the same character, sounds fun.
Pathfinder vs Bastion- Talked about it before, sounds cool.
Father vs Father- Liam said that he came up with it, Liam really likes it.
Sailor Moon vs Kirby- Weird, Silly, Kinda like it. Sounds neat.
Zero vs Meta Knight- Liam said he has a really good Tn for “whenever we do this”.
Makoto vs Madaka- Sounds close and they like Makoto.
Will do Squidward vs Bakugou on the next ballot first.
>Numbah 1 vs Kim Possible instead
Fight starts with Uno trying to find the teenager's bra
Excuse me it's Battle Ready Armor good sir.
>Zero vs Meta Knight- Liam said he has a really good Tn for “whenever we do this”.
Frick, I thought Ben said they had better options for both of them. I hope they don't do this fight. It's awful.
Didn't Zero fight Metal Sonic already?
He did. Why the would they want to bring him back? When they haven't even used X in his own fight outside the battle royale yet?
Well, they only stuck to using X series Zero in that.
I imagine some fans would want to see his Zero arsenal included.
Zero is for Gunvolt
Gunvolt has suffered enough with that shitty timeskip and ending in Gunvolt 3. He doesn't need this.
He probably means "whenever we do this" as in "yeah it's bound to happen eventually". Zero and MK both have better MU's, but it's not as if people aren't requesting them to fight each other.
>Sora vs Lebron- “oh hell yeah” have talked about doing it on a cast, so awesome.
I'd laugh myself to death if they ever did this fight. Make it end in a tie because Disney scaling (money) equally matches DC wank.
>Death (Castlevania) vs Black Flash- Black Flash should absolutely stomp, Liam did not sound like a fan of the matchup, would prefer Black Flash to fight someone else.
Based. BF shouldn't be wasted on "generic version of Death #9201849". Have him fight someone cool.
>BF shouldn't be wasted on "generic version of Death #9201849".
>Shitting on Castlevania Death
Mate, he's an actual character compared to Black Flash being a living plot device that barely ever actually fulfills it's job.
Bronbros... it's time
>wants Black Flash in of all people
Liam is such a fricking homosexual
Joker vs. Junko should be an absolute stomp for Joker thanks to DC scaling.
I call onto you who have vsbw accounts.
https://vsbattles.com/threads/fire-emblem-major-crt-4-a.132272/
JustSomeWeirdo upgraded the Fire Emblem canon profiles based on a non canon gag manga profile that does not even follow the plot of FE Fates.
Please go to this thread and help me get it reversed.
https://imgur.com/a/cXKly5S#r4S2AfE
Piece of shit cannot get away with this.
It is outrageous.
VSBattles is going to do what it's going to do. I can't imagine that trying to brigade them here would have the effect you want.
I'd prefer lore to lying.
Didn't Venom knock Superman out that one time?
Not canon also Superman is always holding back. If he wanted to he could've lasered Venom from space and there's nothing he could've done.
Superman, once the chips really come down, will always fight by wildly throwing haymakers. We saw it with Doomsday, we saw it with the Superman Thought Robot, the man's go-to is to try and recreate Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama.
He was throttled and subdued, not really knocked out.
>Otto's Discord grooming victims are here
is he right did he really prove all this power scaling debating in these threads is meaningless
Yes because the characters aren't real. It's contingent on whether or not a given writer felt like going cosmic for a character
9 times out of 10, no. Unless it's an official crossover or non-researched, it doesn't apply because most of us want to find an actual answer to these questions.
Now, if you interpret "whoever is writing the script decides who wins" as simple bias removed from any kind of storytelling POV, then he's 100% correct kek
Regardless of whether or not he's disproved power scaling, it is incredibly cringe to ask writers power scaling questions.
"VS debating" is the Smogon of Who Would Win debates
It's why terms like AP are a thing
Goku? A great father.
Cool thread.
ORE WA.
>solos Batkek
>solos Superman
>solos Doctor Manhattan
>solos Superboy Prime
>solos all of DC
>solos all of Dragon Ball
>moon level
WEAK!
>greatest feat is continental at most
>hurt by cats and moskitos
>can't breathe in space
Cringe, Batman could probably beat him.
>being coy on purpose
Saitama solos.
Can't even solo Garou, lol. Moon level cuckold with a canon tiny dick.
Reminder that Batkek is undefeatable because he is powered by the strongest power in the world...
the power of friendship.
CHADker confirmed stronger than Batkek who is stronger than the entirety of DC
The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
My Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
My dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
My Batdad > my Batpeenus Weenus erectus > Batpowerman > My dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
Random Balkan Slav > your Batdad > your Batpeenus Weenus erectus > Batpowerman > your dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
A glass bottle > Yugoslavia > Random Balkan Slav > your Batdad > your Batpeenus Weenus erectus > Batpowerman > your dad > your Peenus Weenus erectus > Powerman > Punisher > The Joker (not holding back) > Batman Prime who Laughs > Batman + Joker (not holding back) > My Peenus Weenus (not erectus) > Dark Multiverse Batman Who Laughs (aka The Darkest Knight aka The One Who Laughs aka Bruce Wayne Earth -22 aka Batmanhattan) > Joker > Batman > Perpetua
>SHITker?
Scared of the CHADnisher and had to be saved by his boyfriend. CHADnisher solos.
UMM, PunisherSISSIES, Frank got BEATEN to a SNIVELLING beta cowardly begging-for-mercy PULP by batCHAD then RAN AWAY like a crying little GIRL away from GOTHAM because he's so AFRAID of BatCHAD and AFRAID that BatCHAD is gonna EFFORTLESSLY beat his ass into the curb AGAIN and lock him up in a CELL for the rest of his LIFE in the days between when BatCHAD doesn't feel like breaking into the prison and BEATING THE SHIT out of Frank while he CRIES and BEGS for MERCY from BatCHAD's beating him up like a pussy AGAIN???
>BatSISSY had to wait until Punisher took out the entire criminal ring and sustained a large amount of damage to even stand a chance against FRANK CHADstle, the GODnisher
Punisherbros.... we cannot stop winning.
Batman took out the entire ring and defeated Jigsaw and his entire crew without taking any damage, then in their fight later effortlessly oneshotted Frank with only one hand while Frank ran away terrified of BatCHAD and begging BatCHAD not to beat him up.
How did Frank sustain all his "damage" you ask? The Joker SPEEDBLITZED him. Pathetic! No wodner he ran away crying and pissing his pants when BatCHAD started beating his face in without any effort.
>batgay babble
CHUMPker was literally scared shitless of the CHADnisher. He had to be saved by his boyfriend. CHADnisher solos.
solos who?
You admitted it yourself, BatCHAD saved him and beat Frank until he cried and begged BatCHAD to stop, and ran away from Gotham forever. Even leaving Microchip behind still in Gotham, because he was that terrified that BatCHAD was gonna come and beat him up (again) in front of all the Avengers.
>BatCHAD saved him and beat Frank until he cried and begged BatCHAD
Bathomosexual saved his boyfriend CUMker from the CHADnisher. CHADnisher > CUMker > BatSHIT
>PUSSYnisher being > anyone
>When he got his ass beat and cried like a baby and swore to Batdaddy that he'd enevr return to Gotham ever again, because that's just how afraid of BatCHAD Frank the cuckold PUSSY is
Reminder that BatCHAD had so much fun beating up Frank until he bawled like a baby and ran away, that he literally crossed universes, walked over to Frank's home in marvel, and beat the shit out of Frank again for 20 minutes straight infront of the entire neighborhood and the entire JLA and even Plastic Man all watching while Frank begged him to stop between punches to Frank's teeth
>n-n-not ca--
EVERYTHING IS CANON. INFINITE FRONTIERS CONFIRMED FRANK IS A CANON PUSSY WHO GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY BATCHAD TWICE IN A ROW WHILE PLASTIC MAN WATCHED
>Hispanic picture quality
>ESL
FrankCHADS, how do we do it? We solo all of DC.
>easily beaten up by Batman until he ran away crying
>twice
>soloing anyone
(Bat)KEK!
>Batman, the biggest jobber in all of fiction
>jobbed to his villains multiple times
>beating anyone
Kek.
>A-ARE THOSE STAKES? STAKES AS IN CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS? AAAAHHHHH NOOOOO HELP ME BATGOD!!!!!
Why is the Joker so fricking pathetic?
who would win, Wally West or Silver Surfer?
Wally West because he can call Batman for assistance
reminder that Batman canonically always wins. He said so himself.
but Batkek lost
all part of his plan to make it into Fortnite
Batchad was holding back and depowered.
>reminder that Batman canonically always wins. He said so himself
>still lost
Kek.
>BatKEK?
Never heard of her.
>Batman?
Lost against CHADer-man, CHAD Panther and Iron CHAD. Jobber.
Batgays fear this.
AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Saitama won.
Saitama is canonically a dicklet.
>batKEK?
out smarted and WEAK
>Lex SHIThor?
fake genius with SHIT technology
>Speedforce?
STOLEN and taken for Dr CHAD to use
>DCucks?
canon fodder verse,weaker then MARVELGAWDS
>Doctor GLOOM?
Jobbed to homieforce Luke Cage.
Luke Cage jobs to Bejita.
>doubting the power of blaxploitation amped by israeli writers
I noticed that there are a lot of DCgays here but no Marvelgays. Why is that?
They can’t compete.
1 Marvelgay = 13 DCgays = 937 DBSpics (no Jirenbros) = .73793 of a Jirenbro = limitless weebs
>GODren the DIVINE out of nowhere
>illiterate RATku HBOC
Out of these threads, I banish thee. NOW.
>p-please leav-
BITCH!!
>running from the allegations
Typical SHARTkugay, can't even see that I was pro-CHADren in the first post and now he's backed himself into a corner pretending to be ME (a intellectually SUPERIOR scholar).
Jiren lost to GODku. BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!! DONE!!
Genuine question for Jirenbros: All this Jiren stuff happened back in 2017-18 right? Shouldn't the Z-fighters scale way beyond him by now? I have a hard time believing the power creep just suddenly stopped in the last 5-6 years.
The Tripgay only grooms children into the cult of DC. MarvelGODS are cut from a more honest and powerful cloth
Marvel is relatively more grounded and in a better spot in the general public. DC has gone to utter shit in comparison as it has been overtaken by troony and gay shit with nothing good going on. Even the suicide squad game looks like shit and had to be delayed. Powergayging is all they got left at this point
Bobobo is stronger than all mentioned. Also canonically faster than Wally
Bobobo died to getting stabbed by a regular sword.
Flash also jobbed to sword. Difference is it ultimately means nothing to Bobobo
Flash survived the sword. Bobobo literally died to the sword and needed his friends to resurrect him.
Wait he died from his hairball being destroyed from a special weapon made by his older brother.
Do you prefer sprite or 3D animation?
>SHITku
>TARDren
>DCgay writing his JOI
I love the smell of KINO.
Kill it.
Looks like Kaguya from Naruto was omnipotent all along according to the latest Boruto chapter.
You mean Eida’s memory manipulation?
Loses to Usopp
>omnipotent means being able to do anything
>got sealed twice and couldn't break out
She's not omnipotent.
She was holding back.
Kishimoto, what the frick?
I just woke up
I had a dream that there was an episode of Death Battle where they did Wario vs Samus hosted by Matpat, Wario's farts were swanked up to planetary
I don't own any Wario or Metroid games and I don't know who won
Deathbattle is the worst thing RT created
I love these threads for all the "NO UR WRONG AND IM RIGHT" gays
Lanterns can do anything
Who's the fastest fella around? Some say sonico. I think speedy eggbert. Speedy is on his name. Eggbert blupi is always moving forward, a step at a time. He may not be fast like sonico, but he tries and never gives up. And in the end, isn't that what true speed is all about?
What if Raditz landed on Earth?
He'd be your generic "potentially planetary threat" for five issues until GL, Wondy or Clark figure out that his anatomy is just like a human's and toss him into space.
This is what would happen if he tried.
shut up seththegroomer
Let's not joke about him, we don't need that kind of traffic here.
>Wondy
Canonically isn't even bulletproof
But he did land on Earth.
Spoilers. Galactus VS Unicron is finally happening this season.
>Using Simon for more Western Superhero bullshit
You should be ashamed. TTGL should fight Getter Emperor.
Western weebs are moronic beta nerds who are constantly SEETHING over normal western CHAD nerds. Their insecurity demands they throw all their groomed-favorite franchises at western ones in a desperate effort to prove TO THEMSELVES that they are well and good, and western CHADS were wrong and degenerate all along. Unfortunately, this is both ineffective and degenerate, and only serves to ruin many otherwise KINO AF weeb fights
They need to have a Doctor fight how about Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn vs Dr. Harleen Quinzel. This could be a fun fight remember he has a hydronic penis and the strength of 5 gorillas and an IQ of 260, but his weakness is his eyes.
What is your race, height, seight, age, hair color, eye color, and income?
These threads were already low IQ before but it seems the average has dropped below the IP count in this thread
It's what happens when you mix anime and DC.
>Simon
Sub Terumi level
Leave yucky terumi to me
We need other comics to have a shot at an episode
I wanna see Supreme.
Maxx vs Kaiman is genuinely a fricking excellent MU
you think death battle would ever do a mind frick omnipotent fight? like a Beyonder MU?
Not only do I believe that, I think it'll be two characters we don't think of as being anywhere near that level being wanked up to that level.
Reminder the Guardians of the Universe are individually Big Bang level
I, too, am plagued by autism. I take people at their word when they use hyperbole and figures of speech.
I've got autism and I understand that people might use hyperbole and figures of speech. Sometimes I don't understand how people without autism don't understand it.
theres autism and then theres AUTISM dawg. theres "man this partys loud i'll head back home now" and then theres "if the people in this auditorium start clapping i will have a panic attack and shut down"
>Simongays playing the hyperbole card of all things
You don’t wanna get into this when the best feat in TTGL is the anti spiral pocket dimension being destroyed
My post didn't even mention Simon.
Know Man is essentially Mark Waid's attempt at creating a Celestial at DC.
Yoko wasn't going to frick a 12 year old, Simon was being a b***h about it but they had a pretty clear age difference and it doesn't make him a cuck
Yoko was 14 and Simon watched it like a cuck instead of wooing her himself then Simon spent the rest of his entire life worshipping Kamina’s cheesy dick for fricking Yoko infront of him like the good shameless little cuckold he is, thanking Kamina for fricking the girl he loves because Simon too beta to stand up for himself and claim the girl he loves, he needs Daddy Kamina to frick Yoko while Simon the cuck sings Kamina’s praises and Yoko moans Kamina’s name
TTGLgays are pathetic cuckolds and worship a cuckold who worships his BVLL. It’s over.
>Eva and Shinji/Misato
>TTGL and Simon/Yoko
>FLCL and Naota/Haruko
Why does every Gainax project do this weird netorare shit? There’s a clear trend going on here
>Couldn’t tank his own energy
>Overpowered by JOBnestro
>Implying that losing a round to Sinestro, the guy who could corrupt Superman and give him a Yellow Ring, is bad by any means
Come on now. That's like saying someone's weak because they lost an arm to a nuke going off in their face.
>Had to have his butt buddy Hal’s ring to beat Zodd
>green lantern beaners have to make up cuckold fan fiction to cope
Everything said there is 100% true and canon to the series. Simon is a pathetic cuck who watches Kamina taking the woman he loves right in front of him then spends the rest of his life kissing Kamina’s feet for how great he is.
TBF I went to a catholic school which went through not one, not two, not three, but FOUR pedo scares in the time between middle school and junior year so I might just be overly sensative here but 12 and 14 are radically different ages no? Like, could you imagine 12 and 14 year old you having a conversation about anything meaningful? That’s a middle schooler and a high school freshman.
One of Studio Gainax’ first anime was called Mahoromatic, and it was about a 12 year old boy being fought over tooth and nail by his 19 year old robot maid and his 25 year old teacher who were both crazy about him.
Japan don’t give a shit. If Simon got cucked it’s his own fault for letting Kamina take her not anything else.
Kinda does make you a cuck, man.
I can name more than 20 anime boys who landed their older mommy gf at younger than that. Yoko was only like 2 years older than him too. He should’ve told Kamina to frick off and took her for himself but he didn’t and he watched it happen cause Simon’s a cuck.
You’re all wrong, Simon was actually 14 when the series started. He was just a midget, probably caussa the mining or whatever. So he and Yoko and Kamina were all the same age. Simon just had a midget design.
>Simon and Yoko and Kamina were all the same age
>Simon still got cucked just cause he’s naturally a cuck at heart
>He’s also a manlet
LMAO
Your taunts don’t hurt me because as a GurenLagannbro I am proud to be a cuck, just like my hero Simon is. When Tyrone fricks my girlfriend every night he even lets me call him ‘Kamina’.
Absolutely all us Guren Lagannbros do this.
Oh nonononononono gucuck cuckgan bros…what’s our excuse for sucking Kamina’s dick harder than Yoko did now???
New Therewolf track.
Genuinely hope this never happens.
Oh my god yes finally
Kyle brings Nia back from the dead then ravishes her in front of Simon. After she’s done cumming her brains out on Kyle’s wiener Simon will instantly want to worship Kyle for the rest of his life.
Alright so me personally? I’m not into piss. So naturally, I don’t imagine people I don’t like getting pissed on. Not saying you like cuckholdry, but I am saying that y’know smoke and fire.
gurren lagann fans like to play sports.
DC gays like eating pizza and scaring off women
that is why they larp as gurren lagann fans being cucks.
because DC gays are professionals at it.
that is why their netorare posts are so in depth
it allows them too live out their sexual desires
it is really sad because no DC gay can start a conversation with a woman, let alone anybody, and get to a relationship to where they can get cucked.
it is amusing to see DC gays devolve the thread into NTR posts about their favorite superhero while gurren lagann chads dont
because they dont need to imagine a fictional character having sex for them
one other thing i would like to bring up is how american comic book artists/authors are genetical rejects. they have no purpose in our physical world so they spend their life making fictional garbage.
you look up nearly any comic book artist and they are either
old
fat
crosseyed
balding
short
or all of the above
even if simon loses to kyle (which i dont believe, but to each his own), it doesnt take away the fact that gurren lagann is the much more influential piece of media and will be remembered far more than kyle rayner as a character, and with how dc treats the green lantern, possibly more influential than the entirety of the green lanterns.
50 years down the line, with the skyrocketing rise of popularity in anime, people will remember gurren lagann, while, kyle rayner, will probably get a campy movie or 2 that gets rated 50% on rotten tomatoes. that is if he even gets a movie. in fact, most people know him because he references gurren lagann in his comics.
But I am a Guren Lagannbro and I was only describing exactly how my hero Simon the cuck canonically worships his BVLL Kamina after he watched him frick Yoko. I am a Guren Lagannbro btw and I am a cuckold just like Simon.
how can you say your a gurren lagann bro buy cant spell gurren right... so sad DC gays are not even trying anymore due to lack of attention.
>Kamina after he watched him frick Yoko
Anon... Kamina canonically died a virgin according to the creators. Meanwhile Simon and Nia did what "needed to be done".
after Simon watched Kamina shoving his tongue down the girl he loves, Yoko's throat, while he cried like a b***hw atching it happen at the fact Yoko will never love him like she loves Kamina. Simon is a canon betacuck who worships his BVLL Kamina like the second coming of Jesus because that's just how pathetic and low-t Simon is.
>N-N-NO DKEKS NOT LIKE THIS M-M-MUH #SAVETHESNYFERVERSE FUUUUCCCCK NOOOO MARVEL AND ANIME AREN'T MORE POPULAR THEN US FUUUUCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's some projection
>one other thing i would like to bring up is how american comic book artists/authors are genetical rejects
Something something stones and glass houses I don't know why you're pretending as if eastern authors are any better. Both sides have complete dweebs as writers for the most part.
>it doesnt take away the fact that gurren lagann is the much more influential piece of media and will be remembered far more than kyle rayner as a character,
Whoa, it's almost like weebs had to pick the literal who Lantern (as much as I love Kyle, he is effectively a literal who outside of the comics) because they were too afraid of using someone both more known and more powerful than him for their Simon MU, like John, Hal or even Guy. Funny how that works.
The truth is neither Kyle nor Gurren Lagan are culturally significant and trying to start conversation about either amongst normal people will simply out you as the autistic manchild you are
I've never watched Gurren, and I don't start conversations with my friends by opening with "hey did you guys read the latest Kyle run?" so it's good to know that I'm in the clear.
just gonna suggest impossible man vs plastic man rather than having to see them do him vs luffy
Who wins?
My money is on the Army of Tictockia.
itt: cucks and cuck-related fantasies
>It's all that STUPID b***hjita's fault for losing to CHADhor
I'm calm btw.
>when they see listtroon
listtroon belongs to /dbs/
>when they see moeshit
>itt: CHUCKS and CHUCK-related fantasies
>Why is Marvel Ares such a jobber
DC Ares is out here getting stronger from wearing his helmet alone, while Marvel Ares is getting his ass beat left and right.
Kyle isn't even the token Hispanic of Lanterns lmaooooo
I hate everybody in this thread. This is some the most childish and autistic shit I've ever seen. I really hope that most of the posters here are children because any adult acting like this should get their hands cut off.
How much force would it take to wipe out Hong Kong?
2.5 Tsar Bombas worth of force bare minimum.
Can you translate that into little boys, I'm American.
8,333.
You heard him, starting packing, we are going to Hong Kong.
So 125 megatons
Give or take a few MTs but overall yes.
Enter the REAL Simon matchup
ass
goose ate my comic book and I have to eat the goose
'
New thread