Death Battle

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I sound like a reasonable man who knows that matchups need to be financially viable in order for them to be set up. Reed's latest appearance had him say some dumb shit, then stretch his arm out slowly before getting spaghettfied to death. Who's gonna look at that and think
>Man, I really wanna see this rubber moron fight this other rubber moron I've never heard of before!

People who grew up reading the comics and knowing the characters. There's millions of them, zoomie
You don't sound reasonable, you sound out of touch and affected kek

>I sound like a reasonable man who knows that matchups need to be financially viable in order for them to be set up.
That makes zero sense considering there have been plenty of fights that used outdated or old characters including comic ones that did well, and there were fights with new characters people knew about that did terribly or just decent.

Take a shower

He does. That's literally every DCgay in these threads though.

Why do you defend DC so much but you haven't read any of their actual comics

only one crying is you partner, and it's every day. and when i say every i day mean EVERY DAY

That all you got?

Ginger death fight yeah boy

He is using his rubber feet as jet boots

The straight man doesn’t have to be serious, it’s all about mind set

>and take hits from the likes of Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman and Superman.
Do you really wanna win by the same logic that makes Magneto universe busting

Impressive meanwhile naruto's only means of offense is the sexy jutsu

Not canon. Also...
>s-s-s-scales!
Giga-homosexual. You lose. Death Battle thinks Dr DOom is always moving faster than 1.8 quintillion times the speed of light and that Super Saiyan 3 Goku during the Buu saga can destroy 36,000 universes in one attack according to """""scaling""""

"""""scaling""""" also dictates that Cyborg in pic related is beyond multiversal power output and that everyone and every thing in this page is beyond multiversal durability.

And even if I were going to use your own moron logic, base Goku is bullet level.

Naruto has never been bulletproof

But Goku > Superman

Multipliers

Shitty shonen trope which means nothing. They are meaningless to Superman. Just regurgitating trope names will accomplish nothing.

>the Hispanic is still coping

Jiren > Vegeta >= Goku > Superman
Simple

You are like a little baby. Here’s Zatanna affecting every book in the Library of Babel and adding one word to each book.

1.956e+1,834,097 books for a more limited version of the Library of Babel btw. And Zatanna affected each one added a word to each one. How much mass-energy is in the ink of one word, multiplied by 1.956e+1,834,097, I wonder?

Wrong and wrong

come on now man
one piece world is like
top tier in goofery
>there's an entire island where everything's just really long
>shit like television and long range communication is done with fricking snails
>dinosaurs can do crazy bullshit like fire their necks like rockets or turn their beaks into necks because "that's how they hunted back in the olden days"
>one of the major powers of the world is a multi-country spanning mafia led by a fat pink landwhale with an eating disorder, and every major leader in said mafia are her children who all have food themes going on with them
>the entirety of SMILE fruits which are wacky as shit but cronenberg tier when you actually think about how they'd look in real life
>zoro being able to talk with a sword in his mouth because "he speaks through his heart/soul"
>sanji being able to set himself on fire and not be hurt by it because "his heart burns hotter than the flames"
>sanji's family being a kamen rider team of nazis with a clone army who ride on giant snails
>kaido's special fighting style being getting drunk as shit so he becomes unpredictable
>the major revolutionary force against the big evil empire of the story being a group of revolutionaries of which the major portion of which are trannies
>food being able to heal all wounds regardless of how it works

Just seems like a weaker Katakuri

There's a reason this shit exists bruh

Naruto is straight and a guy that can multiply his body and force them to transform into girls, I don't think it's a bad idea at all. I would sex with all my clones If I were him, and he probably did.

Meanwhile Yamato is an actual troony.

Wat

WAT

That's hot

>He’d become a woman

Pride month is over

Yamato doesn’t grow a different set of genitals like Naruto

Sometimes I wonder about Shadow Clones having consciousness

>Not using Sexy Reverse Harem Jutsu on himself every chance that he could
homosexual.

Nah Dragonball is fairly on point until Super with Goten and Trunks.

>can multiply himself and transform into a woman to keep the loneliness away
>doesn't matter because he could get girls anyway
>ended up marrying and having two kids
Naruto won at life, what did Luffy achieved in this past decade? A troony on his boat?

Marrying neji sloppy seconds and being the father of boruto isn't something to be proud of

Beat the shit out of some of the toughest frickers in the world, I guess.

Yamato is a strange person

At least that only affects someone in his family and not an entire community of people.

as a man he's certainly ugly but yeah ivankov's a bro and so is bon clay
weird how oda makes better troony characters than the entirety of DC/marvel in the past 20 years simply by making them actual helpful characters instead of being "wow i'm trans look at me i cut my dick off" like the b***h from immortal hulk

>Wano is about opening borders
In the newer chapters. The new Shogun of Wano decides not to open the borders. Because the World Government would just insta-gib them

the Japs in general tend to make good sexually questionable characters. if they're not good characters, at least they're enjoyable. Tokyo Godfathers comes to mind in the way of good troony characters

I think it's how Japan treats gays and stuff, culturally homosexuality and crossdressing/trannie shit are super close and blend together at points.

>she

Sakura vs Ino is actually the worst fight because kishi had the brillaint idea of showing flashbacks were we saw sakura as the snake that she is, and we were supposed to root for her

Everything you said about that fight applies to sakura vs ino aswell.
>ino we are going to tie despite the fact that you were superior to me through all the fight

Naruto learned more about neji half way through the fight. And his experience with haku made him able to understand neji's position even if he found despicable the way he treated hinata. Sakura's fight didn't have this development given kishi's hate for the character. In the end let's agree to disagree
>inb4 reddit phrase

I was talking about Mega Man Zero.

That's because people (chicom slaves) want to control the discourse and feed the plug-and-play cyborg someone from a post-apocalypse or a near future setting. Excalibur's most thematic matchups are Zero and Rom and they both destroy him.

Okay, then you're thinking about the wrong Zer0.
https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Zer0

Momentum. Same reason the fricking Turtle managed to be one of Flash's archnemeses

the bullet was not something he saw coming either. he had plenty of time to just walk away from the blade.

Momentum. Same reason the fricking Turtle managed to be one of Flash's archnemeses

doubtful. you're saying he slowed down to whatever fraction of a second suits his speed in your opinion, and thus had ample time, perhaps even unlimited time, to react

If he's snapped into thinking in attoseconds he had ample time to do literally anything, since he had to be fast-thinking enough to move without crashing into anything to begin with, and in your metric he's considerably faster to the point of statue'ing his previous speed. It's also asinine that you'd claim he was human-speed when he was clearly using his powers already. He could've moved himself, moved Slade, phased through it, vibrated the blade's molecules into their baser particles, skipped through time, etc.
All shows of intelligence.
Unless of course the Flash is an imbecile who can't use his powers properly when the situation calls for it...
Yeah, probably that

No answer to the phasing, vibration and time travel I see.

You are like a little baby. Here’s Zatanna affecting every book in the Library of Babel and adding one word to each book.

1.956e+1,834,097 books for a more limited version of the Library of Babel btw. And Zatanna affected each one added a word to each one. How much mass-energy is in the ink of one word, multiplied by 1.956e+1,834,097, I wonder?

This is literally reality warping

So it's dubious; inaccurate. To an absurdly unknown degree

You just finished suggesting it was massively downplayed. Your own words
I'm agreeing with you, but for some reason you need to seethe
Funny, that

>trolling AND completely moronic
Last (You)

Does it exist anywhere?

is that true or just a rumor like the whole Swan not wanting Antman vs The Atom when it was actually just some literally who on the team that said that?

>Also, Touhou is probably the most popular fictional series that has actual characters that could fight that isn't represented in Death Battle yet.
Lol no

Time stopping, throwing knives, and making weird poses is a lot of overlap. One is a vampire, one works for a vampire.

I hope they don't do HA DIO or Hit VS Sakuya, I have a feeling they would make her lose against both, do the other Touhou matchups have any chance at happening?

I mean what do Sakura and Dio have in common that's not just a reference?

lol time lol knives

Only gil vs yukari has the bigger chances as long dr doom humbles batman or another dc herald during the same season or the one before it

In both matches Dio gets stomped horribly but Swank will find a way to have him win.

DBX video showed full powered dio vs a nerfed sakuya, and she won (no research my ass kek). Even wanked dio cannot compete with common sense researched sakuya

Who, Sakuya? She's got way better timestop powers than DIO, can fly at incredible speeds, and owns a Chupacabra as a pet.

Yet she can manipulate space-time in such a way to multiply the size of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's interior

This is what is often referred as power inconsistency. Because 90% of the works shows the opposite of what she said

Why not Flandre vs Naruto? Blond haired degenerates well known for blowing shit up and making clones of themselves.

The terms are acceptable

Yes

I hope they don't do HA DIO or Hit VS Sakuya, I have a feeling they would make her lose against both, do the other Touhou matchups have any chance at happening?
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lol time lol knives

>other Touhou matchups have any chance at happening
Marisa Kirisame vs Misaka Mikoto has a small chance of happening. I don't think any other Touhou character has a chance unless they want to feed Pocky and Rocky to Reimu.