Death Battle

Confirmed to be taken as a serious possibility now by Swan, how will Ottobros cope when Plas loses?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when Plas loses
    >implying
    lol
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Gene

      If Luffy believes he can beat Plastic man, he can beat Plastic man. Luffy got the Mcguffin of all Mcguffins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like Oda saw or heard about all these "Plas vs Luffy" topics and gave him the Nika Nika no Mi just because.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still don't understand why people act like this is a new development when the creator said he based the power set on rubber hose animation decades ago and has him do nonsense toon logic shit like regrowing lost teeth by drinking milk.
          Are people just so literally minded that it took Luffy turning into a black and white laughing noodle beast for them to get the joke?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >has him do nonsense toon logic shit like regrowing lost teeth by drinking milk.
            tbf people assumed that was just a gag, since the series is chock full of them.
            Once it was revealed he literally had a fruit that gave him Toonforce powers it all made since. Whether Oda planned this from the start is hard to say.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tbf people assumed that was just a gag, since the series is chock full of them.
              That's kind of my point. The entire series already ran on gag logic so it kind of stands to reason that the main character would be the tooniest of them all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire series already ran on gag logic so it kind of stands to reason that the main character would be the tooniest of them all.
                Personally I like the explanation. My brother's actually been rewatching the series from the beginning since a lot of things are on hiatus now and knowing about the Nika Nika while seeing all the stuff again is enlightening.
                The problem with the detractors is they think it's an asspull, since Luffy is now broken.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Armament Haki

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that would work, on a devil fruit user, sure, but Plastic man didn't get his powers from a magical fruit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It also works on other stuff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If Plastic Man was born with a normal body then that's what haki will allow you to strike him as. Or at least Death Battle will say so. It's foolish to assume they won't let haki act as an equalizer to Plastic Man's ridiculous durability even if you don't agree with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      toon force nika

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Plas has toon force, not the watered-down version called gear 5

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop making up powers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Try reading some Plastic Man comics, non-reader

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How does he have toon force

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy's going to wrecked by Plastic Man unless Oda gives Luffy a lot of bullshit. He should just fight Naruto.

      Yes. Plas has toon force, not the watered-down version called gear 5

      lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Luffy believes he can beat Plastic man, he can beat Plastic man. Luffy got the Mcguffin of all Mcguffins

        toon force nika

        Lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that for Plastic Man?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no argument

        How does he have toon force

        He was transformed by acid into a literal cartoon
        Read his origin story ffs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was turned into a rubber man. But not a cartoon like Bugs Bunny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >DCgays change the origin story of their characters because they are fodder to new-hitters
            lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The rubber is a consequence of his toon nature, anon

            >DCgays change the origin story of their characters because they are fodder to new-hitters
            lol

            >he's never read a single Plas comic, let alone his origin
            lol
            lmao, even

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Show me where it says he is a cartoon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >spoonfeed me daddy
                Try reading his comics
                It's not hard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not toon force

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's a literal cartoon and casually warps reality around him
            Try reading Plas comics sometime, be less uninformed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Where is that stated?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actual Plastic Man comics, which you've never read

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >spoonfeed me daddy
                Try reading his comics
                It's not hard

                >No source
                King of the Pirates no difs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pirate lad makes the DCgays shiver their timbers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >source
                Plastic Man comics
                You didn't read them? Shameful, sending your boy to die to the unknown

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gear 5 is more of a cartoon than Plastic Man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gear 5 is practically featless lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet more toon force feats than Plastic Man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not even toon force, non-reader. It literally just applies the properties of rubber to things
                Imagine being so uninformed kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And Plastic Man is just rubber too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Luffy can't even turn into a bike

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Try reading Plas comics sometime, be less uninformed
              Nah, no way I'm reading american capeshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What makes Plastic Man decidedly not toon-force is that he cannot manipulate the environment or other people to follow toon logic and physics. He’s certainly cartoon inspired by his appearance and limitlessness of his own stretching and shapeshifting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's a literal cartoon, and reality warps to his cartoon logic, non-reader

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No he fricking doesn't. He's basically the blob but a cartoon guy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Does
                Sorry, non-reader

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You got pages of him manipulating reality?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kyle Baker's series and Police Comics
                Can't you get ahold of them, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >strongest attack still is just a really big punch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So be fair, it did send Kaido into the center of the earth to get turned into a statue by Lava. And it's still questionable whether or not Plas can tank Conquerors's Haki.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to add, lmfao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haki hits the soul, plas has a soul

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plas has a history of no-selling any attack that alters his physicality in any way, including magic from such as Circe and Zatanna
        Magic >>>>> haki, so

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's still attacking his body, not his spirit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ID

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mainstream manga hero vs a literal who from western comics
    Another one of this kind? No, thank you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Plastic man
      >A who

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, he’s getting a movie where he is played by the black female ghostbuster. Like that will help

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Plastic man
          >A who

          cope harder

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick petitions. also post favourite matchups

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopes and fears for John VS Bond?

      Based, Frisk VS The Batter and Liu Kang VS Jago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i want Torrian to animate it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh God no another DC Vs Anime fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eds wins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about Itchy&Scratchy
        What we truly need is a Tom&Jerry vs Ogg and the Crockroaches episode consisting of different plots to ruin each other's houses.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literal who you dumbass, at least people know about Itchy and Scratchy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MM vs BB
        frick that shit, gives us the 4D
        Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who's the one on the left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's Torrian doing nowadays?

      >tfw most of these would be done crappily or not all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >AVGN vs. Nostalgia Critic
        >It's just a live action fight akin to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25mVu3vUtE
        > has even more references to their videos from over the years and actual decent editing
        Holy shit that'd be kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny that the Nerd vs Critic fights actually aged pretty well in terms of how entertaining it is. Though if it can't be done in LA then hand drawn would probably be the next best thing.

          Soldier vs Sarge is frickin DIMES
          but its too late to have it now 🙁

          Frick you covid

          Well, they can just get the guy who voiced Soldier from Pootis Engaged Extreme. Though the possibility of seeing Soldier die after his VA died would suck.

          >Armstrong vs MICHAEEEEEEEEEEL
          Dangerously based.
          >Adachi vs Kira
          Shocked this hasn't happened yet, same with Joker vs Giorno
          >Simon vs Arthur
          Doesn't Simon win based off versatility/feats alone?
          >Chief vs Samus
          If they do this they're dedicating it to Haloid I know it
          >Liu Kang vs Jago
          Potentially kino but they'll frick it up with scaling
          >Griffith vs Ryo
          I can't believe I haven't seen this suggested before
          >Ridley vs Vile
          Why?
          >Ash vs Cinder
          Also why? Also Ash should win because it's funny as shit
          >Liquid vs Wesker
          DB couldn't pull this off to its fullest

          >If they do this they're dedicating it to Haloid I know it
          Of all the ones I want, it's probably the most likely, but I think Chief vs Doomslayer 2 is even more likely.
          vs Vile
          >Why?
          Simply put, I want Ridley to have a fight, but I'm not interested in most of them. Picking Vile came down to thinking Metroid could mesh well with Megaman. Ridley vs K.Rool should definitely be a DBX though.
          >>Ash vs Cinder
          >Also why?
          The only way to beat a dangerously smug c**t is with a dangerously smug femboy.

          A touch of Jagi and Mileena is dead. Also no one knows the true extension of Femto's powers.

          >A touch of Jagi and Mileena is dead.
          Hot.
          >Also no one knows the true extension of Femto's powers.
          Is the new Berserk series over yet?

          You would legit need to bring out a capeshit psychic to beat the Genocyber. You'd need fricking Mob, Tetsuo, Lucy, and Tatsumaki at the same time to stand a chance against it. Genocyber
          >Fricking blew up Hong Kong so hard that not even atoms were left behind
          >Fought for 100 years straight against a version of humanity that was centuries ahead of modern man in terms of military tech and won.
          >Tanked a dinosaur killer level asteroid and then responded with a blast so strong that it broke through the atmosphere.
          >Can cause people's heads to explode by just using it's powers near them. Not even actively trying, it's just a side effect.

          >You would legit need to bring out a capeshit psychic to beat the Genocyber.
          Like who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Soldier vs Sarge is frickin DIMES
        but its too late to have it now 🙁

        Frick you covid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You reminded me of that, frick you covid for taking away Soldier/Peppy Hare.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Armstrong vs MICHAEEEEEEEEEEL
        Dangerously based.
        >Adachi vs Kira
        Shocked this hasn't happened yet, same with Joker vs Giorno
        >Simon vs Arthur
        Doesn't Simon win based off versatility/feats alone?
        >Chief vs Samus
        If they do this they're dedicating it to Haloid I know it
        >Liu Kang vs Jago
        Potentially kino but they'll frick it up with scaling
        >Griffith vs Ryo
        I can't believe I haven't seen this suggested before
        >Ridley vs Vile
        Why?
        >Ash vs Cinder
        Also why? Also Ash should win because it's funny as shit
        >Liquid vs Wesker
        DB couldn't pull this off to its fullest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Samus. Again
        >MK scaling
        >MK scaling
        >What's that on the left?
        >The Mega man character
        >The Power Ranger but I like Penny more
        >Doesn't Devilman have some bullshit feats?
        >Imagine Armstrong being fraudchecked, lol
        >The Persona/SMT character
        >Who're these?
        >Solja is for Pharah and he wins this as well
        >Medic wins this as well but why is this a fight?
        >1500 FTL Dio scaling
        >MK scaling
        >The actual superhuman
        >Who's on the right?
        >GER wank
        >D, why do you ask?
        >Belmont has wacky scaling
        >Scaling to Travis tanking nuke-level attacks
        >Who's on the right?
        >47 EZ
        >Ash has actual fighting experience
        >AVGN wins easily because he actually fights dudes repeatedly
        >I do NOT know who he should fight
        >We already got Booba Feet.
        >Vs Lady Snowblood I guess? Kind of a stupid choice. Bride wins though I suppose.
        >Vs Tetsuo. Genocyber wins easily

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>What's that on the left?
          The Flood from Halo. I actually made the thumbnail, but I don't think I ever posted it before.
          >>The Power Ranger but I like Penny more
          Same.
          >>The Persona/SMT character
          >tfw I thought you were talking about Adachi and Joker but you actually meant Ash
          That's Ash Crimson from the King of FIghters series.
          >>Who're these?
          Vergil vs Sesshomaru from Inuyasha.
          is for Pharah and he wins this as well
          I vastly prefer Sarge because I actually like both characters and series. In general, I dislike TF2 vs Overwatch fights. Pharah is hot though.
          wins this as well but why is this a fight?
          They're both mad German scientists from late 2000s FPS games. I think even back then people were making comparisons between the two (in fact I used to think they had the same actor). What makes you say Medic wins?
          >>Who's on the right?
          Iori Yagami from King of FIghters.
          to Travis tanking nuke-level attacks
          Could you remind when this happened?
          >>Who's on the right?
          Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara
          >>We already got Booba Feet.
          I know, but I didn't like that match up.

          Actually, to add more onto that. It's theme is literally called "Genocide"

          Just that alone should tell you about how fricking dangerous this thing is

          This song kicks ass, it reminds me of Metal Slug.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A touch of Jagi and Mileena is dead. Also no one knows the true extension of Femto's powers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You would legit need to bring out a capeshit psychic to beat the Genocyber. You'd need fricking Mob, Tetsuo, Lucy, and Tatsumaki at the same time to stand a chance against it. Genocyber
        >Fricking blew up Hong Kong so hard that not even atoms were left behind
        >Fought for 100 years straight against a version of humanity that was centuries ahead of modern man in terms of military tech and won.
        >Tanked a dinosaur killer level asteroid and then responded with a blast so strong that it broke through the atmosphere.
        >Can cause people's heads to explode by just using it's powers near them. Not even actively trying, it's just a side effect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Genocyber is fricking built different in terms of anime psychics.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Actually, to add more onto that. It's theme is literally called "Genocide"

              Just that alone should tell you about how fricking dangerous this thing is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That theme kicks ass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ness and God Emps shitstomp him.

          • 2 years ago
            CapeworldComics

            Ness loses. Emp only wins if you wank his warp feats.

            Casual reminder that Wukong did in fact win and the Hercgays that made asses out of themselves INCLUDING OTTO have to live with it

            It doesn't matter how much you cry about Louxi, it doesn't matter how much you cry about infinite scaling, he won and there's nothing you can do about it except cope

            I'm not sure how you can spin this as a DB win, especially with them actively shutting down all of Jim's attempts to communicate with them after he disagreed with the infinite Sumeru wank.

            >source
            Plastic Man comics
            You didn't read them? Shameful, sending your boy to die to the unknown

            To be fair, Police Comics era Plas wasn't a heavy hitter and would lose to Luffy. It was only relatively recently with JLA that Plas got buffed to the unkillable godling people know him as today. He's a weird case in that while most characters acquired by DC ended up sidelined and nerfed (Captain Marvel being the biggest example) he ended up becoming plastic god when before he was just the FBI's weird secret double agent doing the Green Hornet thing.

            >he doesn't think haki arguments are legitimate.
            I want to know what people think of Buggy's DF. It makes him immune to slashes but would an expert swordsman be able to clad his weapon in Haki and be able to actually cut him? We even had Mihawk fail to cut him despite being the greatest swordsman in the series and Buggy's power not being a huge secret.

            It's irrelevant even if you wank it to be able to hurt Plas. it's irrelevant even if you turn off Plas's regen and ability to exist even as a molecule of his normal bulk. The stat gap is just too wide.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Kaido would beat Martian Manhunter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >kaido would-
                NNNNNGGGGGGG
                >-ack!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tony Soprano vs Walter White

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In both a one on one and using their criminal empire Tony stomps.
        Tony beat Ralph to death with his bare hands and survived a hit on him, Walt constantly gets his ass kicked. Tony has more manpower than Walt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chucky vs. Springtrap

      Alternatively Kirby vs. the Warhammer 40k verse

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      I'm currently working on Spider-man and his Amazing Friends vs the Galaxy Trio/Impossibles and its been a lot of fun. Its interesting how weak Spidey was compared to Firestar and Iceman. Iceman froze all of Niagra Falls in one episode and all of New York bay in another, and Firesetar blew up a meteor that was going to vaporize half of NYC.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boba won. Next battle is a bonus match of Excalibur vs Raiden (Metal Gear).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which excalibur?
      Probably not the annoying one im thinking of...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Swan feeding Luffy to a literal who DC shitter
    Sounds about right. It will also perform poorly and piss off another huge fanbase.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk if the anon is saying the truth but who is the best matchup for green gobble

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black Manta

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a flying submersible tank vs a one-man gliding platform
        No

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if we had something like this in a Death Battle. Only 7 seconds, but a well made seven seconds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RoosterQueef doesn't have the budget to hire good animators.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not-
        >See latest RWBY fights in their volumes
        Yeah, you're right.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy's going to wrecked by Plastic Man unless Oda gives Luffy a lot of bullshit. He should just fight Naruto.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gear 5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What can Plastic Man even do to Luffy? I don't recall him doing anything against Fernus besides stalemating. Luffy should be able to ignore durability with Haki and hurt Plastic Man with his fire based attacks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Slingshot him into deep space
        Insert himself between every individual molecule and pull him apart
        Contain him indefinitely
        Statstomp him into red mist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Things he has never done to anyone ever. It's like Plasticgays have their own fanfiction of that single comic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >List total nonsense
              >B-b-but n-n-no argument
              Coc + Red Roc wins

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if i state total nonsense, it's an argument
                >but your argument? total nonsense
                lol keep your head in the sand, then
                We need a new Hal vs Ben

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And it will be
                When Plastic Man gets wrecked by Luffy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol nobody cares about Plas
                But look at all the uninformed luffytards melting down instantly over Plas' toon force
                Plas beats Luffy, and these forums will absolutely erupt with salt
                And it will

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >toon force
                Plastic Man doesn’t have that
                He can’t even beat regular Martians

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Neither character is Toonforce. Plas has never grabbed the sun in a perspective shot or rolled up the canvas like a carpet to make someone slip and Luffy has only ever made other things look whacky by extrapolating his rubber powers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plas casually warps reality around him, non-reader

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never had
                Never will

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Does, all the time
                Sorry, non-reader

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not in a single issue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In multiple issues, most in the golden-age
                Too bad for non-readers feeding their shonenshit to elder god-tier capeshit lmfao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single golden age one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All of the golden-age stories lol
                Good luck wrestling with denial while your boy gets absolutely raped. Just remember you asked for it (without knowing what you were asking for lmao)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally no golden age story. He was losing to regular robbers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All golden-age stories
                Every superhero gets a loss in the first act of every story, so you're not saying anything of note

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single one has him doing anything like Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't need to. Not all toon force is Bugs or Mickey, brainlet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are his examples

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's transformed the DCU into a cartoon version of itself
                He's also transformed the DCU into a serious police procedural

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See the Kyle Baker Plastic Man series. They flatout acknowledge Plas casually warps reality around him in these stories

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post page

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >spoonfeed me daddy
                It's a 12 issue run. You'll manage

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, you're using a comedic 4th wall breaking series as proof?

                I guess She-Hulk is also a reality bender too right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>Wait, you're using a comedic 4th wall breaking series as proof?
                See

                >What if the game mechanics were ignored instead for
                No literally the only way to do a VS is games VS games. Sometimes you have problems combining 2 game mechanics together however we can manage.

                It can only be game VS game.

                >for the lore
                This is simply invalid. I mean writers are shit and the characters self contradict, have inconsistent abilities or will pull abilities from their asses.

                Writers are shit even the same writers and all written fiction will disregard or be shit.

                Meanwhile
                GAMES:
                >Must have a forced physics that is 100% of the time obeyed. There is no way for this to go wrong (excluding cut scene bullshit; because writers are cancer)

                Non-games
                >inconsistent everything, unexplainable behaviors.

                GAMES:
                >We know 100% of the abilities of 1 character they are listed and known

                Non-games
                >Characters can ass pull new abilities out of their ass and bullshit they always did have it.

                GAMES:
                >We know exactly what kills a character. We know exactly what will kill him

                Non-games:
                >Who the frick knows
                >aWSchually this will not kill him because this wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan did say ....
                >Awchually we never did see batman/superman die from this so it is not safe to say this will kill him

                GAMES:
                >Known canon

                Non-games:
                >Ever expanding impossible to know canon
                > muh wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan

                GAMES:
                >Experimental, you can experiment what can combo or work in the game mechanics

                Non-games:
                >You can only try to interpret the impossible and self contradictory nonsense the writers made up.

                We can literally make a VS game where we implement 100% of the abilities MC has VS doom guy. We can literally have this death battle !

                >Would your arguments still hold up?
                I refuse to debate this, the guy who wins will be is the one the writer wants to win. Always was like this.

                > muh wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan

                This is why it is only game VS game.
                Writing VS writing battles are full of cancer like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Read the series
                They state outright that Plas casually warps reality around him
                And the entire series is canon, comedic 4th wall breaks and all. Cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kyle Baker's series and Police Comics
                Can't you get ahold of them, anon?

                Again

                >Comedy series designed for comedy

                Isn't breaking reality, is Kyle Baker's series even the main canon of DC?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, read it
                They outright STATE in stories directly about reality being altered that Plas casually warps reality around him.
                Yes, Kyle Baker's series takes place in main DCU
                You keep up your cope, but it will never change these facts lmfao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No page

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                You'll see the pages when the DB airs and your boy gets rinsed, coward

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i see you here every day dude go outside

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I only read canon comics

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No he doesn't but sun God Nika luffy does hybrid does

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >non-readers continue to show ignorance
                Pottery

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have read plastic man. He cannot make others react in a cartoons manner. Meanwhile luffy can stretch his hand through kaidos eyes and kaido is fine afterwords

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the latest happenings in OP have been widely controversial but i cannot believe the biggest controversy that people can't shut up about is found in vs debates

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i cannot believe the biggest controversy that people can't shut up about is found in vs debates
                Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
                Are you surprised when there are fish at an aquarium? When there are clowns at a circus?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                little to do with what i said but go off i guess

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying how is it hard to believe the biggest controversy is from vs gays? Of course it is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                truth be told it's less that it's big and more that people are still squabbling about it in this specific context. power levelgays can be bitter like no one's beeswax

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >make others react
                Ah, I see anon has no comprehension of his own argument
                Par for the course with luffytards lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plas cannot make his enemies toony. Luffy can and that is the equivalent of 100 Morbillion tons of tnt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't need to, and neither can Luffy, mouth-breather

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Luffy did. He made kaido cartoony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He made Kaido rubbery, non-reader

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I remember one anon said Starro beats Shuma because this and that, he ended up describing Shuma instead of Starro lmao. This is the same thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Plas casually warps reality around him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lol nobody cares about Plas
                >uninformed luffytards
                That's why nobody knows about plas, homosexual, nobody cares to read that shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's why the salt will be that much sweeter when your boy gets shitstomped to frick and back lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But Luffy beats Plastic Man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He'll need both hands, no doubt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just use armament Haki

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                CoA wouldn't work, Plas didn't eat a devil fruit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >person who haven't watch or read the series

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did read it, ryou is not going to do anything to someone who can survive being split apart as molecules, plus Ryou couldn't overcome Kaido's durability so I don't see it doing anything to Plas.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >plus Ryou couldn't overcome Kaido's durability
                Kaido had like 3 layers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All that says is ryou can't completely bypass durability.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How would this work on an organism? You punch a guy in the belly and it's like you're bypassing his fortress of skin, muscle and bone and hitting his guts directly?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, pretty much

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ryou

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw law's fruit does everything and more

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No reason for it not to work

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hal actually went back in time before and Ben's hand was severed by light constructs before too. I don't get what you're trying to compare

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Luffy also beats Martian Manhunter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, a well-placed Red Hawk and MM folds. But Plas has no such weakness. Plas could just turn into a water pump and blast Luffy with sea water until he wins.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Plas has no such weakness
          That is one of his defined weaknesses.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only with a few writers, and even they aren't consistent with it. I believe it was Joe Kelly in his run on JLA who first introduced temperature extremes as a 'weakness' for Plas. He was also the same writer who had Plas no-selling all of Fernus' flame attacks and wrestling him at 50 feet tall. In the original Plas stories, temperature extremes were just opportunities for situational comedy, like in any cartoon, and not Plas' 'weakness'

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy VS Plas is kind of iffy since its Death Battle. I can easily see Luffy thrashing and completely KOing Plastic Man since he has many arguments for doing so. Red Hawk for the heat weakness, Haki for the argument to bypass his plasticity, and Gear 5 for its bullshit. Though I don't think he can fully "kill" him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean how many instances exist of Plastic Man getting knocked out

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, just sign it already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3 threads at once
      signed

    • 2 years ago
      Duke "The King" Nukem

      Blow it out their asses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3 threads at once
      signed

      Blow it out their asses.

      To where? /trash/?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile don't allow it so why should we. They have been doing more anime and vidya recently so it "having comic characters" isn't an excuse anymore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile don't allow it so why should we
          apparently the argument for not allowing db there was that "it's a Cinemaphile show that just so happens to use other characters". i wont care if we get sent to trash though
          >They have been doing more anime and vidya recently
          >vidya
          >only vidya fights this year were harley vs jinx which came out 4 months ago and an upcoming shill sacrifice

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My best guess is that a janny is keeping these threads on the site

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Postal 1 postal dude vs WHO? Hatred guy? Or use Postal 2+ postal dude but I have no idea who to match him up with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Travis from No More Heroes is a good candidate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That didn't even cross my mind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Postal Guy vs The Boss (Saints Row) Both are unhinged enough and the Saints Row 4 superpowers can be ignore because they were virtual, which makes it a actual fight.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Saints Row 4 superpowers can be ignore because they were virtual
          he got the touch (he got the power) for real by the end of it though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah shit right, that powersuit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      signed

      [...]
      [...]
      To where? /trash/?

      Yes
      /trash/ is Cinemaphile's toilet

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luffy has only used gear 5 once and has barely scratched the surface of its potential
    >They're putting him in a death battle
    So Luffy's going to win, huh?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tired of losing to bald meth man light goes after his assistant instead how does this match up go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they just normal ass people stat wise?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but Jesse obviously has better stats than him not to mention he has a handgun but Light obviously has the intelligence and an Insta kill hax it would probably start with Light trying to outsmart Jesse and Jesse Improvising via quick thinking to counter Light and overtime it becomes a brawl with Jesse overpowering Light and finishing him off like what he did to todd unironically ryuk is a better opponent for Jesse than light

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Ryuk
          >Not Misa

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Death Battle's rules ensure that Jesse won't hesitate to kill, what's stopping him from shooting Light even assuming he knows Jesse's name?. The problem with these kinds of characters is that while they have decent matchups I just don't see them working in a VS setting
          >unironically ryuk is a better opponent for Jesse than Light
          Why?

          I was pleasantly surprised on how well Predator vs Boba Fett was animated. I hope we get more 3d episodes.

          We're getting 3 more this season

          My best guess is that a janny is keeping these threads on the site

          Based if true

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            By the way I am trans

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casual reminder that Wukong did in fact win and the Hercgays that made asses out of themselves INCLUDING OTTO have to live with it

    It doesn't matter how much you cry about Louxi, it doesn't matter how much you cry about infinite scaling, he won and there's nothing you can do about it except cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MY FANFICTION IS REAL
      I'm sorry anon, but it's not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope, wukong wins lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only in chink fairy tales.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the chink fairy tales that also has Superman beating Goku

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the end Jim was the real winner here
      >btfo'd capeworld
      >btfo'd g1
      >btfo'd death battle

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Singular DC Orrery Worlds are at least worth 277.9 Duodecicentillion (2.779e+341) universes. Reminder that Superman in Final Crisis casually destroyed missiles that could have destroyed 1.33e+50 (133 Quindecillion) of these universes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post most cringe calculations form fictional bullish.

      WTF am I even looking at in your comic ?
      >WOW we are shrinking
      >An atom !
      >WE are growing now
      WTF !
      >Don't touch that this is our planet
      WTF !

      Did a schizo write this ?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cool just as a joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be cool AF, period
      So unlikely

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any Shendugays here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite feat of Tyson is when he knocked out the devil with a punch.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was pleasantly surprised on how well Predator vs Boba Fett was animated. I hope we get more 3d episodes.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AIEEEEE LUFFYSAMA! GET ME OUTTA THESE BUTTCHEEKS PLEASE! ILL DO ANYTHING! IM SORRY IM SORRY!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Plastic man morphs into a giant dick and fricks Luffy's ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >asking for Plas to assfrick you

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been confirmation that there will be future battles based on mythology and the like? If so it sucks we may never get Hindu mythology. It is next level stuff when it comes to power but India take their gods very seriously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Death Battle did Jesus or Yahweh, it would quite literally be blasphemy and I don't think Rooster Teeth want that on their resume

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Has Jesus ever actually fought anyone? All he have are his miracles like walking on water or feeding a bunch of people with a single loaf of bread. Who would he even fight? It would be too risky for DB to make an episode about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He defeated the true devil in his own realm, tanked all the sins of the world while on the cross, and in the book of revelations, he commands an army of angels and the horsemen before his departure to Earth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Krishna? If you take his Trinity "The Son" identity as a whole then probably Vishnu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Who would he even fight?
          Santa Claus, obviously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As long as they don't do muhammad they'll be fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No battle with Shiva ever
      Not like there is anyone that could beat him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC, I think they mentioned Zeus vs Odin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zeus vs Odin would kick ass. Any other ideas for mythological battles?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Odin is a bit more fallible than Zeus and not a powerhouse kind of deity, nor is he a Skygod type. The only theme is bearded godkings but even then Odin isn't as much of a rightful tyrant as Zeus is and the Norse gods are more distant than the Greek. You don't see Balder courting boys and girls left and right and getting them all killed, for instance

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Plastic Man has no wincon against Luffy?
    >Better make shit up then!
    Why are our beloved, mentally ill local DCsters like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You guys just want it because you know he can’t beat Naruto or Ichigo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plastic man squirms his way onto luffy's body and asphyxiates him. Luffy has no way to stop him, and no counter to it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Luffy has no way to stop him, and no counter to it.
        Plas has to be sneaky to be able to do this. But you know he can pretty much see the future right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He would have no way to stop it and probably only catch it after it was too late, like that episode of Boruto where Jiraiya does the same to one of those aliens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >plastic man squirms his way onto luffy's body and asphyxiates him.
        Luffy's internal organs stretch to accommodate the added mass of Plastic Man turning them into a horrific vore gestalt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Truly, the body horror potential of this DB is unmatched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo copeposting
      >already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imbibe medication seething schizo coper

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post something original, wienersucker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luffy vs Plastic man is a possibility
    >DCBlack folk and WanpissBlack folk are starting to be insufferable
    >Fight happens and plastic man wins because owned by warner bro's
    >WanpissBlack folk b***h and whine about swank for a month DCBlack folk gloat all over the board both shitting up the already bad quality of Death Battle threads
    >Cycle continues everytime a DC death battle or JoJo deathbattle is announced

    I can see it anons the boards in the future is still gonna be shit unless the Disney princess battle royale is gonna happen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am trans if you guys wanted to know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats on coming out anon

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JIIIIIIREEEEEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He slipped to begin with. Weak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't wearing his trademark Pride Trooper anti slip boots, because who wears shoes when showering

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not clothed and ready to fight while showering

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Inmates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JOBrenbrony literally RAN seeking shelter on Cinemaphile
      Kekarooooo

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AIEEE BARTLEBY SAMA

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luffys toon force can also make everyone else act in cartoonish ways. Its his destiny to be the most free man alive

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOH SUPERBROOOOOS!
    I GOT A FEAT FOR YOU!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cucked by man he later named his son after
      >raped by slavs for months
      >son is gay
      >has another son with a bald man
      >has literal AIDS
      >loses to Goku
      How will Supergays recover from this UTTER HUMILIATION?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he could just melt them instantly with his laser eyes and nobody would ever know

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What’s your take on Luffy vs Plastic Man, Judge Doom?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh uh
      *ahem*
      BRAPPPPPPPPPP

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn't even mention toonforce I said Plas should rubber power into a giant dick frick Luffy's big bubble butt

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Raidou is faster, stronger, and more durable
    >Has better summons
    >Much more equipment
    >Higher IQ
    >Better in sudden combat
    This isn't that much of the close fight DCgays wanted you to believe it was. Raidou stomps easily

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >faster
      You do know John visited every magical realm in the DCU in a single evening, right?
      >summons
      Outside help
      >equipment
      Non-factor
      >IQ
      lolno
      >combat
      John scales to Zatanna and Swamp Thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You do know John visited every magical realm in the DCU in a single evening, right?
        That's cool. Raidou is a being beyond space and time as concept

        >Outside help
        Ok

        >Non-factor
        Raidou has magic nullifying guns
        >>IQ
        >lolno
        Outsmarted several demons

        >John scales to Zatanna and Swamp Thing
        Raidou scales to Lucifer, who is the peak of the cosmology. Reminder that the SMT cosmology has an infinite hierarchy of multiverses with each one being significantly bigger than the last and after that there are realms that surpass that hierarchy as a whole, then again, then again, then again, then again. Stacks of infinity upon stacks of infinity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >BOLLOCKS! R-RAIDOU-SAMA IS HERE? I KNEEL.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >beyond space and time as a concept
          Greasebeast cope. All of your favourites are weaksauce trash
          >magic-nullifying guns
          John is beyond magic-nullifying as a concept. Cope
          >muh demons
          moron-tier
          >muh cosmology
          Persona's cosmology fits within a typical Wal-Mart. Dicklet-tier lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Wal-Mart cosmology is bigger than the DC cosmology
            >Rest is schizo-discord-tier blabbering
            Lol
            Rage more

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Walmart is bigger than DC
              I knew things were bigger in Texas but what the frick?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DC cosmology is confirmed to be a sheet of paper
                Wal-Mart sells tons upon tons of paper
                SMT holds billions upon billions of DC cosmologies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >DCPaperbros...
                Are we that infinitely that small?!?!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >overvoid, the peak of the peak of the peak of the cosmology, is canonically the size of a piece of paper

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't Milk Wars confirmed this too?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what am i looking at here...? what the frick is "milk wars"?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DC metaversal storyline

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                By "metaversal storyline", do you mean Morrison being a pretentious frick about criticizing everything he doesn't like while being just as complicit in those problems, or DC characters going "things really DO matter, you might wanna buy more comics bro..." while sales dwindling and comics being the least influential part of superheroes nowadays say otherwise?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meds now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                By the way, here's the writing of this Morrison you power level gays praise so badly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Morrison's a known troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "Le nazis... evil!"
                Truly a profound and thought-provoking story. But I do wonder why these long nose tribesmen only ever villainize nazis? Hmm...

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t take the bait from the shitposter

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is a Berkeley Cardinal amount of infinites above Wick in strength, speed, and intelligence
    >Can retroactively kill Wick by attacking him at any planck time within the totality of all simultaneous ADS/CFT correspondence instances
    >Can attack Wick with concept machines that have eviternally ruminated within the collective sapient noosphere
    >Can highjack memetic ribosomic ideological protein-acidic structures to quantum entangle himself to all possible relativistic worldsheets where Wick loses

    Wick bros… we lost…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should have been Bond VS Bourne

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being the guys who thinks Korra vs Storm has more legacy than Bond vs Bourne

        no that is not me, that is death battle, they said it

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he took the bait
    idiot

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't know what you homies mean by cardinality. Your dilettante scientism causes me displeasure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based.

      Reminder that pseuds who keep talking about ‘cardinality’ as a measure of power have no idea what they’re talking about since ‘power, energy, mass’ etc. are all scalar quantities that are accumulatively limited by the reals, meaning that an Aleph-0 and a Large Cardinal quantity amount of energy both are equivalent. Anyone who disagrees needs to refer to pic related.

      Bejita bro btw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based.

      Reminder that pseuds who keep talking about ‘cardinality’ as a measure of power have no idea what they’re talking about since ‘power, energy, mass’ etc. are all scalar quantities that are accumulatively limited by the reals, meaning that an Aleph-0 and a Large Cardinal quantity amount of energy both are equivalent. Anyone who disagrees needs to refer to pic related.

      Bejita bro btw.

      Both based and truthpilled.

      It’s also worth noting that cardinality is actually about correspondence, rather than having a bigger “size” (which is how the pseudo-intellectuals think it works). So a powerlevel having a “larger” cardinality doesn’t actually mean that it’s a “higher” or “bigger” powerlevel, it just means that it corresponds to some other powerlevel (so it’s not saying much).

      Apologies for the late replygayging, but I couldn’t let these based posts (one with dubbs no less) go unchecked.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FLASHBROS

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post DCheralds jobbing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is a DCheralds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can a real life 23 year old man beat any fictional character by just being in a higher plane of existance than them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you can crumple or tear a piece of paper

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Defeating samus by cumming on a metroid gaming cover

        Sounds hot

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest here. He beats Superman. And no, it's not close.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Putting superman in his universe, superman just becomes someone like Jiren. It's when you're applying the moronic dc universe shit to the vastly small (and in scope) to a character from dragon ball it simply doesn't match up.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This kills the DCgay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >7D
      DC has 52 dimensions though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Peak of the cosmology is called the 6th dimension so sorry buddy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But there are 52 dimensions. That’s what the comic says. So why are you lying?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Those are universes, not dimensions

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Universes are dimensions though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Different type of dimensions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dimensions = Universes and Universes = Dimensions. 52 > 7.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SMT has infinite dimensions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which are below quantum mechanics which is 3 dimensional. And 52 > 3.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure it only goes up to 6

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There’s 52 though.

                >"ITS UNDER QUANTUM MECHANICS BECAUSE... BECAUSE... IT JUST IS OK!"

                Concession accepted

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No it doesn’t

                Infinite dimensions are physical. When the character dies, its physical body is stripped down below even the atom, and scatters it everywhere, everywhen, every possibility, every dimension, everything. True omnipresence basically. Then the mind is transferred to a place above the concept of dimensions since the the mind would defy the laws of the physical planes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"ITS UNDER QUANTUM MECHANICS BECAUSE... BECAUSE... IT JUST IS OK!"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Quantum theory works in infinite dimensions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No it doesn’t

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The frick it does. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimension#:~:text=10%20dimensions%20are%20used%20to,an%20infinite%2Ddimensional%20function%20space.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >7D
      DC has 52 dimensions though

      196,833D, actually
      Try to remember this (I know, big numbers are hard)

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a soul talking about pred vs boba

    I dont think ive ever seen a death battle get so utterly ignored, even the day it released

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      last thread had discussion but it's not controversial so nobody cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad really, even Magneto VS Tetsuo and Omni-Man VS Homelander had more discussion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its not hyper autistic planetarymultiversalomnipotentouterversal tier shit anons like to debate here so no discussions for boba vs predator.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's been talked to death by now, since there wasn't much to talk about at all. why didn't they give Predator X or Y? well they just didn't, I guess. Why did they scale Boba to Vader? They just did, I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tuned out when they BOBA FETT lightspeed

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DChuds got absolutely FRAUDCHECKED due to their papersize cosmology
    lol

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"The DC Omniverse is the strongest... the Overmonitor... it's all written in a sheet of paper"
    >SMTanon barges in with a sheet of paper
    >"BEHOLD, DC!"
    You can't make this shit up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DC is paper
      >Scissors cuts paper
      >I have scissors
      Leave DC to me.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >K has scissors for hands
    DCbros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LIST OF CHARACTERS THAT CAN BEAT DC
      >Edward Scissorhands
      >Ryuko
      >Scissorman from Clock Tower
      >Cut Man
      >Sundowner
      >Agni from Fire Punch
      >Charizard
      >Literally any fire user
      >CHADmiral CHADkainu CHADkazuki (his magma burns hotter than fire so he should solo DC even faster)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I knew it. The Military-Industrial Complex always wins.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >SHITmiral SHITkainu SHITkazuki
        >beating anyone that isn't dying of aids or a pedophile
        here are some actual chads

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shitting on the CHADmiral
          REMINDER, LOWLY VASSAL.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >shits himself when thinking about the chads in Wano

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I have scissors on my desk what are my chances?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We need feats. Try to cut a sheet of paper with them scissors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot one. The man that solos all of fiction.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Forget just paper. This man beat ROCK with scissors

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yujiro ripped solid wood(what paper is made of) like it was a sheet of paper

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao. Somehow this feels more intense than most planetary explosions in comics and manga

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats because Itagaki actually knows how to make draw impactful strikes/demonstrations. The exaggerated muscle only adds to it further.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Itagaki's a king at showing impact in blows.
                Same goes for Miura and how the sword strikes Guts does in Berserk have more weight to them than all of the big moves done in DC and Marvel combined.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >absolute SEETHING over DC and DCHADS
    Yep, it's another day ending in 'y'
    It sure is good living and eating for free, innit DCbros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It sure is good living and eating for free, innit DCbros?
      >Ha, it sure is AWESOME!! and CHADLY!! and BASED!! to be a DCHAD!! and the SEETHING! and the KEKS!!! Its AWESOME BEING A DC CHAD!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It sure is great being a DChad, huh guys?

        Yes
        Keep seething, greasebeast. I'm sure your life will turn around

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Greasebeast
          Ok hippo, don't you got another bucket of whale lard to consume?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It sure is great being a DChad, huh guys?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DCucks are throwing a bunch of buzzwords they just learned to make themselves seem like oldgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally using a Twitter meme
      https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/LVHys4gQ29AYNcDYGAJRmw/

      Obsessed

      You WILL reply btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reply
        Greasebeast will literally spam every fricking thread with schizobabble about Otto, DCHADS, Persona, and various trash
        Fricker's broken lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reply
        Greasebeast will literally spam every fricking thread with schizobabble about Otto, DCHADS, Persona, and various trash
        Fricker's broken lmao

        Stop replying to yourself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only one (you) on my screen, moronic lardslurper

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >only one (you)
            >Doubt.
            You homosexuals are obsessed with the idea that only one person here despises you and your rancid capeshit wank. Frick off.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, we can tell morons from their constant obsessions and consistent posting style
              Also what triggers butthurt, greasebeast

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    penis vs butt

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DCgays gloat
    >Someone confirms their cosmology is a literal sheet of paper and that any verse with scissors could canonically destroy it
    >silence.wav
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is also how I view other verses that have metafiction wank. SCP and Umineko are big offenders of this.

      If a verse literally pulls a Dora the Explorer and says to its audience that its self-aware that it’s a fictional setting, that actually renders it pretty unimpressive and powerless IMO.

      By that logic, a reality-fiction setting like WWE could easily btfo SCP and Umineko, because the wrestlers are real-life actors playing fictional characters that can actually interact with the audience (unlike SCP/Umineko who can only LARP behind a screen and wish they were as chadly as WWE).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Macho Man and Kool-aid man was literally the fight you described.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Macho Man and Kool-aid man
          Holy shit I somehow memoryholed this fight from my mind despite it being less than a year.

          It’s actually the perfect example of how to do a metafiction fight correctly.

          Now all we need is theme-park Goku vs. theme-park Superman. Maybe the Goku actor tries ‘defeating’ every single Superman themed rollercoaster?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SCP was ruined by loreBlack folk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was always lore in SCP. Power level gays are the ones that ruined it by thinking that breaking the fourth wall is some high tier shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's all of fictional cosmologies, you literal fricking moron

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Luffygay but unless they give Gear 5th a Red Hawk Version of what he beat Kaido with I don't see Luffy winning. Hell I question if even that would be enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called red roc, Luffy flaseflagger. I doubt you even watched nor read one piece

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unless he's completely replaced Red Hawk with Red Roc from hereon out then I am justified in saying he needs a Gear 5th version of it.
        Also doesn't actually refute my point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A giant fist that's large enough to break through clouds with the added property of Kings Haki which directly bypasses defenses and attacks the soul wouldn't be enough because, why exactly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's literally just a punch harder move and Luffy's AP is nowhere near DC herald where Plas scales to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't aware DC Heralds had so many soul attacking and destroying moves! I wonder which ones they used on Plas, he must have some great soul defenses if he could live through it.
          Unless of course he was never hit with an attack that directly impacted the soul, so Luffy's giant cloud busting fist infused with cloud level, soul blasting haki would be enough to take down Plas.

          Well yeah, a well-placed Red Hawk and MM folds. But Plas has no such weakness. Plas could just turn into a water pump and blast Luffy with sea water until he wins.

          >"He can just hit him with something he'd have no idea would work on Luffy!"
          Is a moronic take. Plas wouldn't know jack about Luffy's powers or his weakness and would have no reason to suddenly jump to the sea to stock up on water. That's like saying Goku would randomly stockpile up on Kryptonite before he went up against Superman.
          It's also far less reliable than Gum Gum Gattling Plas with Red Roc's over and over until he folded.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon it's literally just a punch harder move. It isn't a soul destroying attack, all Luffy did with it was send Kaido flying into the ground.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He somehow doesn't know that Luffy trained his Haki in order to bypass defenses and hurt the target internally via the soul and the take them down from the inside-out
              For a massive Luffygay you managed to miss a pretty big development in his kit, anon.

              Will anyone post the supposedly soul destroying attack?

              Sure, though I'm still waiting for the DCsisters to post a panel or comic of Plastic Man surviving something impacting his soul or just his internals in general.

              https://w12.myonepiecemanga.com/manga/one-piece-chapter-947-queens-gamble/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ryou doesn't target the soul, anon. It's literally just internal physical damage, Luffy demonstrated it with the tree and the cuffs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Still incapable of posting a panel showing Plas surviving internal damage
                Interesting....Even if it's not soul based damage, how is blasting his internals with haki while pounding on his body with Red Roc somehow not enough? Like I said, just show a panel of Plastic Man tanking any kind of attack that solidifies his form (like haki) or living through something that directly hurts his internals (like Ryou).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because he’s just too durable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not enough because Plas has control over his body on a molecular level, blasting his internals isn't going to do anything.

                Haki solidifies the form, anons. It's why Haki users can successfully hit and harm people made of magma or even light. Having control over yourself on a molecular level doesn't matter if your opponent has a move that constantly harms beings with control over themselves in the same way.
                Once again though, you seem to be avoiding my request for a panel of Plas surviving any kind of attack that can solidify an opponent to a molecular level, harm the soul or even harm the internals. Maybe you're just not looking hard enough?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon Haki does that because they're devil fruit users.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And that somehow means that you aren't hitting gas, smoke, light, magma, fire, darkness, etc when they're in their logia state? Trying to say "it only affects DF users!" is a copout anyways, considering there are only haki users and fruit users in OP. Are you genuinely trying to say that Luffy's main gig wouldn't work because he's only used it against the people in his verse, while also ignoring the properties haki has in general?

                On retrospctive, One Piece has become a turbogarbage version of what Golden Kamuy offers. Even sadder to think than while Golden Kamuy came and went, and One Piece is stll stuck on two arcs of the same TB formula of going to new stupid looking island and meeting and fighting legions of new ugly literal whos while all the cool stuff happens off-pannel.

                Shonen Jup is garbage. I wonder how many Torishima types poor Oda has behind.

                I'm still on my way to finishing GK and I already enjoy it more than I do One Piece, especially since it became a slog to read through after the two best characters stopped appearing post time-skip.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not really a copout considering there are times haki doesn't solidify like Marco and Vista attacking Akainu. Even if it's granted that haki could solidify Plas, fruit users have been shown to be fast enough to warp their body around haki infused attack so it's contentious if Luffy could even land any lethal blows.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fruit users have been shown to be fast enough to warp their body around haki infused attack
                If only Luffy had a massive AOE haki infused attack! Too bad he doesn't though huh.

                Post time skip really is the point of no return for OP. Which characters were those?

                There are still some cool parts but most of the crew became worse, haki is garbage shonen magic and the actual story's now mostly a repeat of the same story arc with increasingly poorly drawn and panneled fights between characters that look like dollar store toys taking 70% of the story away. Even if you compare the action parts, Golden Kamuy has people with different faces, colorful designs and freaky gimmicks all the time and even in its more grounded, realistic nature, it presents a much more unhinged and entertaining time than OP.

                >Which characters were those?
                Crocodile and Whitebeard. Croc because he's one of the few villains that actually had a personality and drive that went further than "MUWAHAHAHA I AM....LE EVIL!" and his motives tied into the story, making his arc at least somewhat important to the plot. Whitebeard is just cause he made Maineford awesome as frick.
                After the time-skip though everything just went to shit. Characters lost their shine and what made them interesting overall (I.e Chopper), arcs became unbearably long for little to no reason (I.e Wano) and every new friendly character had mainly nothing going on for them, the action and stakes dwindled heavily as well. That's just what happens when you try to keep a story going for 1000+ chapters though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A massive, slow moving, telegraphed attack.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post time skip really is the point of no return for OP. Which characters were those?

                There are still some cool parts but most of the crew became worse, haki is garbage shonen magic and the actual story's now mostly a repeat of the same story arc with increasingly poorly drawn and panneled fights between characters that look like dollar store toys taking 70% of the story away. Even if you compare the action parts, Golden Kamuy has people with different faces, colorful designs and freaky gimmicks all the time and even in its more grounded, realistic nature, it presents a much more unhinged and entertaining time than OP.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                On retrospctive, One Piece has become a turbogarbage version of what Golden Kamuy offers. Even sadder to think than while Golden Kamuy came and went, and One Piece is stll stuck on two arcs of the same TB formula of going to new stupid looking island and meeting and fighting legions of new ugly literal whos while all the cool stuff happens off-pannel.

                Shonen Jup is garbage. I wonder how many Torishima types poor Oda has behind.

                With Gear 5 now does that really matter considering he can just yank natural lightning out of the sky now? He can just do whatever he feels like

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not enough because Plas has control over his body on a molecular level, blasting his internals isn't going to do anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                On retrospctive, One Piece has become a turbogarbage version of what Golden Kamuy offers. Even sadder to think than while Golden Kamuy came and went, and One Piece is stll stuck on two arcs of the same TB formula of going to new stupid looking island and meeting and fighting legions of new ugly literal whos while all the cool stuff happens off-pannel.

                Shonen Jup is garbage. I wonder how many Torishima types poor Oda has behind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too slow
        Plas keeps up with Flashes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So does Catwoman. Not that impressive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Plas runs with them, not just slap them when they run to him
            Keeps up with in every way. Literally scales to

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone in this thread could keep up with a Flash. They range from fast guy marathon runner to time blitzing speed wizard, so which one did Plas manage to keep pace with.

          A massive, slow moving, telegraphed attack.

          Hey an AOE is an AOE. Besides, Luffy has options in Red Roc Gatling, Gigant Pistol, Elephant Gatling, Kong Gun, etc. basically any of his moves that cover a wide area in front of him. He can also overwhelm Plas with conquerors haki if he doesn't have the mental fortitude.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wally. Ran with him. And no, not eveybody itt could keep up with a Flash lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Plastic Man survived being atomized.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plastic Man should be effortlessly beaten by Luffy going by consistency but of the few Death Battles I've seen they go by extreme outliers and power scaling. Metamorpho may eventually be able to beat Luffy, that dudes unkillable

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Massive One Piece fan here. Even with Gear 5, Luffy has no chance.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, hear me out here
    Buggy D. Clown vs Batman Who Keks

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will anyone post the supposedly soul destroying attack?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the soul?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no soul destroying attack, all Haki does is bypass natural defences and Devil Fruit abilities to deal internal damage.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do two rubber guys even damage each other?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Psychological damage. You have to rape Luffy, plas. It's the only way!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of my most wanted match ups along with Luffy vs Nardo.
    But can Luffy really win? Can Haki revert Eel's plastic "form"? Is Luffy's Toon force enough to beat Plas's Toon force? I still didn't catch up but it seems that Luffy's Gear has a limit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's the biggest problem with the match up.
      Plastic Man, kind of can't die. Even BATMAN can't figure out a way to kill him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Batkek said that he managed to kill him using acetone?
        It's not like that could help Luffy in this match, but it confirms that Plastic Man can die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Didn't Batkek said that he managed to kill him using acetone?
          That's Batman though. Rules stop working in order to justify him getting wins above his weight class.
          Like seriously if it came out tomorrow that Batman secretly had a metahuman ability to dampen other metahuman abilities around him, that should NOT be a surprise.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that Batman can succesfully attack opponents with morbillion times better reaction speed should mean that this opponents' reaction becomes much much slower when they are susprised/off guard or that Batman also has a similar reaction speed.
            But in reality is just bullshit writing, almost nobody would like if Batman's plans fail because the villain decides to rip Bruce's head off before he can activate his superweapon.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Exaclibur (Warframe) Vs Raiden next
    so uhhh any warframegays know if he has any chances or is this another stomp?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a paid match so nobody cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The match is sponsored by Warframe
      Excalibur is going to win.
      If he can't win legally, they will give Raiden the Tifa treatment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Warframe is on a completely different scale compared to MG. It's a match that was tailor-made to have a lesser known character beat a popular character in order to advertise the lesser known character. The only difference between something like this and yang vs tifa is that they picked someone that the shill character could easily beat as opposed to someone they couldn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are doing Warframe vs MGR? What the frick is even Warframe and Excalibur? Never in my life have heard about someone wanting for Raiden to fight a Excalibur. Only Excalibur character I have heard of is Soul Eater's.

        It does sound like another Blake vs Mikasa case.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More like a Tifa vs Yang case

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a match that was tailor-made to have a lesser known character beat a popular character in order to advertise the lesser known character
        So pretty much DC characters vs mainstream manga characters. Like OP's

        https://i.imgur.com/KG2wc4x.jpg

        Confirmed to be taken as a serious possibility now by Swan, how will Ottobros cope when Plas loses?

        Raiden is the most mainstream hack n slash protag, just behind Kratos, so making him return to fight a literal who sounds like a waste of time.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gear 5 has a time limit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn’t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't technically, Luffy was just tired from using up all of his haki, getting hounded on by Kaido and BM for half an hour and then getting hounded on more by Dragon Kaido.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jack
    >Stupidly fast reflexes
    >Bites like a motherfricker
    >Can punch so hard he can send a guy flying across an entire stadium
    >An adept martial artist
    That’s all he’s got

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swan reads our threads? If so, thank you Swan.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goku vs Luffy
    No fighting, just eating
    Whomever eats more in one sitting wins
    Powers can be used to secure more food for the eating contest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy wins that, it's not even a contest. Fricker can eat an entire table away in his sleep while injured, Goku has trouble clearing away a couple of ramen bowls.

      Wally. Ran with him. And no, not eveybody itt could keep up with a Flash lmfao

      If he actually ran with him then that's better than tapping him once and being called FTL. Was he taking large strides to match his speed or just seriously running alongside him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Running alongside with cartoon pinwheel rubberlegs
        Elongated Man classically kept up with Barry via long strides

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always Plastic Man when Popeye is a better match up, especially now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Popeye is far beyond both of them. When Luffy punches out of the manga and roughs up Oda or something then we'll talk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't Luffy that escaped the manga, it was Nami.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There're people who still think Luffy has toonforce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's had toonforce for a while, people just didn't want to admit it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon....you realize that rubber can be inflated right? Gear 5 isn't even fricking toonforce, it's him giving rubber properties to the things he's touching. It is insane how hard people will latch onto toonforce Luffy without doing any kind of extra thinking.

          I still don't understand why people act like this is a new development when the creator said he based the power set on rubber hose animation decades ago and has him do nonsense toon logic shit like regrowing lost teeth by drinking milk.
          Are people just so literally minded that it took Luffy turning into a black and white laughing noodle beast for them to get the joke?

          >A literal gag is toonforce
          You're joking, right? Do you also think the strawhats doing the "eyes out of the socket" gag was also toonforce?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon....you realize that rubber can be inflated right?
            It can also be squashed and stretched. Which is why the style of animation is called "rubber hose".
            Oda's a westaboo. He's never tried hiding it.
            > Do you also think the strawhats doing the "eyes out of the socket" gag was also toonforce?
            Yes. They literally do the Wiley Coyote falling from a great height gag at the end of Skypiea. It's almost a direct 1 to 1 reference.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And how does any of this mean Luffy has TF? Doing a gag or cartoon-esque thing for a quick laugh doesn't make something a toonforce character, because if that were the case almost every single shonen MC would have toonforce.

              Luffy is a RUBBER man, emphasis on the rubber part since it seems people don't get it. He's not sawing off parts of the country or stretching one leg comically far in order to pass great distances like a cartoon character, in fact the most "toonforcey" thing he's ever done is used Kaido as a jump rope, and that's because he gave him rubber like properties to frick with him since that's his power with Gear 5.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because if that were the case almost every single shonen MC would have toonforce.
                Not every shonen series is based on gags anon.
                You're making a meaningless distinction.
                > He's not sawing off parts of the country
                Oh...you don't know?
                > or stretching one leg comically far in order to pass great distances like a cartoon character, i
                He's been using his arms for that since day one
                >in fact the most "toonforcey" thing he's ever done is used Kaido as a jump rope,
                That's actually the least "toonforcey" thing he's done all things considered.
                You're looking at shit from the shonen battle manga lens of combat ability when the cartoon esque gags for a quick laugh are what make cartoons what they are. One Piece is a gag manga with battle manga flavoring, not the other way around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I said "almost" for a reason, Spee D. Reader. Before you cherrypick my arguments you should try to not skim through everything I said, though skimming is part of the average OP fan's moveset.
                Using your arms to slingshot yourself is not the same as tiptoeing over a large distance like most cartoons do, I can't believe I need to actually say that.
                And tell me, what do you think is the most toonforce-esque thing Luffy has done? Drinking milk to replenish broken teeth, something that's already a common gag in many forms of media?

                >One Piece is a gag manga with battle manga flavoring,
                Are you a One Punch Man fan too, by any chance? There seems to be a common connection between the fanbases, where they swear up and down that Luffy and Saitama are meant to be gag characters, when really they're MC's with a hint of parody and gags peppered in now and then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >something that's already a common gag in many forms of media
                What media?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Comics, cartoons, shit like that. Milk healing broken bones is a common and old gag/trope, and it's meant to be taken that way in OP since Brook the fricking skeleton drinks milk to fix himself up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Name one other show that did that joke

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So wait you mean a series based on cartoons is using a common gag from cartoons but that's not proof that it's based on cartoons?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When did I say it's not based on cartoons? How the frick do you manage to speed read a single sentence that badly. My entire argument is that Luffy doesn't have toonforce because his gags are just that, gags.

                I take if you don't read the manga or at least haven't seen the major part of Kaidou vs Luffy.

                >"You disagree with these moronic claims? Clearly it's because you don't read the source material"

                I've read through OP twice, moron. But since you're trying to say Luffy DOES have TF, please define it for me without looking it up and then point to moments where he does something like you described it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No how about YOU define it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I take if you don't read the manga or at least haven't seen the major part of Kaidou vs Luffy.

  59. 2 years ago
    CapeworldComics

    Bro come on.
    The writing is on the wall. Swank didn't even think it was viable until Luffy got his latest powerup, meaning he doesn't think haki arguments are legitimate.

    You know how scaling is so permissive that they gave Lex Larfleeze scaling when his armor has been taken apart by Aquaman? They're going to give Plas Martian Manhunter stats. Luffy can't beat that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't think haki arguments are legitimate.
      I want to know what people think of Buggy's DF. It makes him immune to slashes but would an expert swordsman be able to clad his weapon in Haki and be able to actually cut him? We even had Mihawk fail to cut him despite being the greatest swordsman in the series and Buggy's power not being a huge secret.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In that case of Mihawk I would honestly believe he wasn't taking the war seriously at all, since he generally seems to not care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Red Roc

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1) Death battles is shit
    2) They most of the time ass pull shit like Doom guy VS master chief. I mean even if halo fanboys tell you they fricked up and doom guy has an advantage then you know how BS they are.

    3) Is plastic man not basically bullshit ? In like he can dissemble and stretch his body to the atomic level ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the time
      >Fight from over 10 years ago
      This rent has been free for such a long time it now owns your head.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >rent
        moronic meme for moronic morons.

        >Fight from over 10 years ago
        Dude even the halo fanboys told them that this is bullshit and doom guy should have won. You can not get more wrong, if the fanboys of halo tell you halo should have lost.

        Death battles
        >ignore halo physics
        >ignore doom guys canonical in game powers.

        The reason doom guy wins is because he is so insane that you have to ask yourself if he even is human.

        He literally runs so fast he can outrun his own rockets like it is nothing. Also his rocket launcher can spam rockets like candy while halo only has 4 and then it is over.

        >Doomcucks still salty over a fight from a decade ago
        KEK!

        >Doomcucks
        No. Simply that doom VS halo is the single most one sided battle you can get. Because how OP doom guy is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's been 10 years get the frick over it already lmao
          >B-Buh muh Doom Guy!
          He lost
          >Halo fanboys agree with me
          No they don't lol, you just keep larping as the other side to cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He lost
            Oh how terrible, some cringe show made one guy win and the other lost.

            Better worship your gods.

            And I can not imagine a more one sided death battle. What can be more one sided ? A DBZ character VS CS GO characters ?

            That battle is so one sided it is not even funny.

            Doom guy
            >Can take rockets to the face

            MC
            >Dies from 1 rocket

            Doom guy
            >[unstated] however he can survive a crusher for a long time.

            MC
            >Dies when someone whacks him on the back of his head

            DG
            >Insane running speed

            MC
            >Can not run

            DG
            >[unstated] however can hold a minimum of 7 guns.

            MC
            >Only 2 guns max

            I mean it is cool if you find halo more engaging or fun. Or that the lower power levels (DOOM turns into rocket and BFG spam central) are more fun to play.

            The same way you can find the game play of DBZ Xenoverse unengaging while Rainbow siege is more your thing.

            And this is OK. However if you start saying that 1 Rainbow 6 character can take out someone from DC universe online then you are wrong. I mean the DC characters can take and throw cars I'm pretty sure this will kill a Rainbow 6 character in one hit. And the DC characters take cars thrown to the face like it is nothing and have insane AOI abilities that end normies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just a thought, but...
              What if the game mechanics were ignored instead for the lore and canon stories/feats?
              Would your arguments still hold up?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but

                Doomguy

                >literally unstoppable juggernaught that in either canon stayed in hell eternally slaughtering demons without ever falling

                vs

                Master chief

                >Gets slapped by a Spartan 4.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What if the game mechanics were ignored instead for
                No literally the only way to do a VS is games VS games. Sometimes you have problems combining 2 game mechanics together however we can manage.

                It can only be game VS game.

                >for the lore
                This is simply invalid. I mean writers are shit and the characters self contradict, have inconsistent abilities or will pull abilities from their asses.

                Writers are shit even the same writers and all written fiction will disregard or be shit.

                Meanwhile
                GAMES:
                >Must have a forced physics that is 100% of the time obeyed. There is no way for this to go wrong (excluding cut scene bullshit; because writers are cancer)

                Non-games
                >inconsistent everything, unexplainable behaviors.

                GAMES:
                >We know 100% of the abilities of 1 character they are listed and known

                Non-games
                >Characters can ass pull new abilities out of their ass and bullshit they always did have it.

                GAMES:
                >We know exactly what kills a character. We know exactly what will kill him

                Non-games:
                >Who the frick knows
                >aWSchually this will not kill him because this wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan did say ....
                >Awchually we never did see batman/superman die from this so it is not safe to say this will kill him

                GAMES:
                >Known canon

                Non-games:
                >Ever expanding impossible to know canon
                > muh wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan

                GAMES:
                >Experimental, you can experiment what can combo or work in the game mechanics

                Non-games:
                >You can only try to interpret the impossible and self contradictory nonsense the writers made up.

                We can literally make a VS game where we implement 100% of the abilities MC has VS doom guy. We can literally have this death battle !

                >Would your arguments still hold up?
                I refuse to debate this, the guy who wins will be is the one the writer wants to win. Always was like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit the absolute cope of doomtards
                >nnnoooo you can't use the lore!!! it isn't fair!!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can't use the lore!!!
                Yes the lore is garbage and this has nothing to do with DOOM VS HALO.

                I can use the Rainbow 6 character VS Xenoverse character since it is more ridiculous however your cringe attack guys did not make it.

                > muh wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan
                Like clockwork.

                >Herp derp this obscure halo novel says MC can run at the speed of light so checkmate !
                Never seen in game.
                Are the bullets FTL then ? Is every covenant soldier FTL then ?
                >REE only lore !

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever helps you sleep at night doomchud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >chud
                YIKES. Leftypol. YIKES!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kek not even Bayogays are this butthurt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Kek not even Bayogays are this butthurt.
                Why you mentioned them out of nowhere? No one is discussing her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because they aren't as butthurt as you doomhomosexuals. Are you unable to read now?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doomhomosexuals
                Yikes talk about doom bros living rent free in your head.

                > Are you unable to read now?
                Am I also a Anti-Popeye gay for pointing this out

                [...]

                >doomhomosexuals
                Look rated I played doom and halo in equal measure I have no favorites here. Doom guy is simply to insane he outruns rockets, literally.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because they aren't as butthurt as you doomhomosexuals. Are you unable to read now?

                >Kek not even Bayogays are this butthurt.
                Why you mentioned them out of nowhere? No one is discussing her.

                Good catch. It's another RENT FREE case.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                >copious cope
                We're not about to accept any concessions KEK
                Keep going lmfao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He's still this mad
              LOL
              Chief wiped the floor with Doom Gay and there's nothing that will ever change

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >DOOMDOOMDOOMLLLLLOOOOOSSSSSTTT
          >rent-free is a moronic meme
          lol rent-free describes your moronation, saltmine

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yikes ! Get a load of this trump voter !

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you're gonna say DB is wrong most of the time at least use literally anything besides the 11 years old Season 1 as an example, everyone knows Doomguy should have won and Doomguy would win if they did it again, see Link VS Cloud 2, they probably disagree with most of their old Death Battles now besides the obvious stomps but they don't want to admit it, they said Tifa would beat Yang nowadays but in a weird defensive way

          Luffy vs Plas would be fun. Unless Luffybros prefer to be stomped by Naruto.

          IIRC Sanji got moronic speed stats, is Luffy really 1 power buff away from beating Nardo?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >anything besides the 11 years old
            No. I stopped taking them seriously a long time ago.
            Anyone who thinks their battles are a measure of anything is wrong.

            >Doomguy would win
            Not the halo fanboy in this thread. You can read him.

            >their old
            This is a universal point See

            >What if the game mechanics were ignored instead for
            No literally the only way to do a VS is games VS games. Sometimes you have problems combining 2 game mechanics together however we can manage.

            It can only be game VS game.

            >for the lore
            This is simply invalid. I mean writers are shit and the characters self contradict, have inconsistent abilities or will pull abilities from their asses.

            Writers are shit even the same writers and all written fiction will disregard or be shit.

            Meanwhile
            GAMES:
            >Must have a forced physics that is 100% of the time obeyed. There is no way for this to go wrong (excluding cut scene bullshit; because writers are cancer)

            Non-games
            >inconsistent everything, unexplainable behaviors.

            GAMES:
            >We know 100% of the abilities of 1 character they are listed and known

            Non-games
            >Characters can ass pull new abilities out of their ass and bullshit they always did have it.

            GAMES:
            >We know exactly what kills a character. We know exactly what will kill him

            Non-games:
            >Who the frick knows
            >aWSchually this will not kill him because this wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan did say ....
            >Awchually we never did see batman/superman die from this so it is not safe to say this will kill him

            GAMES:
            >Known canon

            Non-games:
            >Ever expanding impossible to know canon
            > muh wall of text on this McDonald's toy released in 1995 only in Turkmenistan

            GAMES:
            >Experimental, you can experiment what can combo or work in the game mechanics

            Non-games:
            >You can only try to interpret the impossible and self contradictory nonsense the writers made up.

            We can literally make a VS game where we implement 100% of the abilities MC has VS doom guy. We can literally have this death battle !

            >Would your arguments still hold up?
            I refuse to debate this, the guy who wins will be is the one the writer wants to win. Always was like this.

            Lore is simply whatever the writers make up there is no way to analyze it or use it as valid evidence.

            We can do that with games however, since they are the only thing we can use like this.

            Also only 1 specific game I use Doom II VS Halo 1 CE.

            > Link VS Cloud 2,
            This can not be determined.
            Will we use the link from the super smash bros or the link from Ocarina of time ?

            >Cloud
            impossible to place in anything, FF7 battles make no sense and you can not know what the frick the 9999 damage means, you get characters who summon supernovas and this somehow does not destroy the planet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Doomcucks still salty over a fight from a decade ago
      KEK!

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be against this fight but the brutal misuse of the concept of toonforce has made me welcome the stomp
    Go wild Swan

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they had only used Nu Marvel and Nu DC comics, which cape fights would have changed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None? Everything is canon, sweaty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nu Marvel vs Nu DC would be a fight to see who is the most homosexual character between the combatants.
      The companies don't care about the comics anymore because they know that cape movies/series/animations give more money than any comic so currently they hire shitty writers. Only morons keep reading comics.
      See

      None? Everything is canon, sweaty

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until DB tries to capitalize off of Stranger Things? The final season is coming soon. Who should Vecna and Eleven fight?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people legit trying to argue DB isn't a bias
    >Boba Fett vs predator literally has them get the vision of the predator wrong.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy vs Plas would be fun. Unless Luffybros prefer to be stomped by Naruto.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol the fact Luffy is even being considered for Plas puts him above Naruto.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What calc does Luffy have to put him above 1 yottaton? And even if they keep that x13 LS difference, which they won't because Madara is at FTL already, Naruto can make 1000 clones. 1000 clones moving at FTL would murk Luffy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >And even if they keep that x13 LS difference, which they won't because Madara is at FTL already, Naruto can make 1000 clones. 1000 clones moving at FTL would murk Luffy.
          No more than 1000 snails would be a threat to you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would be fricking scared is 1000 nukes were moving at snail pace anywhere near me. Like you actually believe Luffy has the leg power to escape shit like this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Enel already did something similar with the moon
              Who by the way is fodder post timeskip

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Enel was never fodder he was just hard countered by Luffy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based on bounties to power levels, he's around the same level as Ace (given how Oda confirmed his would be 500 mil).
                ACE.
                THE JOBBER FIST.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was a fodder logia who would lose to anyone who figured out armament Haki.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know what the frick that is. But Death Battle has Naruto way above it anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not anymore since CHADFY dominates

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're fighting Plas, Pisstard. That's the ep I want for Luffy that's the ep I'm going to get, Swan is a bro and he reads my opinions in these thread.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock Wargraymonbros. Your revenge match is coming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Legacy Collection announcement gives me hope that they could do this in the near future, Or they would pick the dogshit but popular matchup again and do Mew2 VS BWG

      >anything besides the 11 years old
      No. I stopped taking them seriously a long time ago.
      Anyone who thinks their battles are a measure of anything is wrong.

      >Doomguy would win
      Not the halo fanboy in this thread. You can read him.

      >their old
      This is a universal point See [...]
      Lore is simply whatever the writers make up there is no way to analyze it or use it as valid evidence.

      We can do that with games however, since they are the only thing we can use like this.

      Also only 1 specific game I use Doom II VS Halo 1 CE.

      > Link VS Cloud 2,
      This can not be determined.
      Will we use the link from the super smash bros or the link from Ocarina of time ?

      >Cloud
      impossible to place in anything, FF7 battles make no sense and you can not know what the frick the 9999 damage means, you get characters who summon supernovas and this somehow does not destroy the planet.

      >No. I stopped taking them seriously a long time ago.
      You say they are wrong most of the time yet you only provide a single example from the oldest season of the show and when asked for one more example you go "lol i didn't watch anything else"
      >Not the halo fanboy in this thread. You can read him.
      I don't get what you're trying to say here
      >Also only 1 specific game
      Why?
      >Will we use the link from the super smash bros or the link from Ocarina of time ?
      Crossover game scaling and non-canon shit aren't allowed unless you're from Star Wars, everything else is fair game, they composited Link

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was that collection already announced for the Xbox consoles? Because, frick me, I only have a Series S in my room.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No but you could buy it on Steam

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm trained like a dog to just play videogames on this white box. It doesn't feel right to play games on a computer I use mainly for work.

            Also PS4 instead of PS5? Do games just get announced backwards now?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It doesn't feel right to play games on a computer I use mainly for work.
              What ? The opposite here !

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My cousin tells me the same but I grew up with consoles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but I grew up with consoles.
                Why not try PC ? Online is free.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But look, there are emulators on PC. It feels wrong to even play this there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >emulators on PC
                HUH ?
                There are native games on PC Like you can play the PC version of Mortal Kombat X.

                > It feels wrong
                WTF ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>Will we use the link from the super smash bros or the link from Ocarina of time ?
        Not that anon but I do recall them not giving Sonic light speed because of some trophy description in Smash Bros which I always found ridiculous given how fast and loose they already are with the numbers they give for speed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They have really weird standards for Sonic stats, everyone gets the benefit of the doubt except Sonic characters, it's kind of funny

          [...]

          >Do they do fiction VS fiction ? Then it is incorrect on the grounds I have pointed out.
          Let me guess, you're gonna quote Stan Lee? That only applies to canon stories, you can still determine who would win with a specific set of rules, now if the hosts rig fights or have inconsistent rules or whatever that is a different story
          >how they use basically a comedy character to calculate that he can go FTL or smash stars.
          And what is wrong with that? A feat is a feat, that's what Saitama fans get for pushing the headcanon that he is a "joke character" too
          >Because abilities can change from game to game
          Then allow all canon games for both characters, it's only fair. Just because a character doesn't do something in the next game doesn't mean it suddenly stopped being able to do it, take Mega Man X for example, in X5 you can't use abilities from the previous title in-game but he can use them when you fight him
          >READ THIS:
          It's a bunch of people trolling

          Warframe is on a completely different scale compared to MG. It's a match that was tailor-made to have a lesser known character beat a popular character in order to advertise the lesser known character. The only difference between something like this and yang vs tifa is that they picked someone that the shill character could easily beat as opposed to someone they couldn't.

          Apparently the Warframe guys said they don't care about the result but I don't believe them, of course no one is going to admit something was decided from the start

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't do something in the next game doesn't mean
            It literally means this:
            Pick whatever game you like and we go with it. If you disagree you end up with a unsolvable mess.

            >And what is wrong with that?
            We will be here forever digging out old one time stunts and seeing who is the most FTL.

            >Let me guess, you're gonna quote Stan Lee?
            No I let facts speak for itself like this picture

            [...]

            So cat woman is FTL now ? So therefore batman is FTL now ? So literally everyone in the DC universe is FTL now. What is the point of the flash again ?

            How will you solve this ? Ignore it ? Include it ?
            ????

            You end up in a unsolvable position.

            On the other hand you can literally do whatever someone says in DOOM II and get the same results like this

            Games can be experimented on; some stupid events in a comic can not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yawn
      Another easy stomp for WarChadMon
      Make it interesting with Zwart D instead

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually think Naruto wouldn't absolutelly destroy Plastic Man too
    Holy kekarooly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Naruto uses Baryon mode
      >Nukes Plas with everything he has
      >BM runs out
      >Naruto is now useless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Naruto can literally talk no jutsu you inside your own head. That's actually something they all do across the series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MMH scaling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bitch, Hagoromo made a multi-dimentional psychic realm. Also no, Plas doesn't get MMH scaling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scaling is bullshit in DC/Marvel because you can easily just say that Joker and Batman scale to Superman and the Flash.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel capegays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Xeno Goku
      pathetic

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Next community death battle is fricking scooby-doo vs courage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually the one Scooby Doo related episode I would like to watch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well excluding gag feats Scooby probably stomps since he and Shaggy could fight a guy that caused a volcano to erupt by fighting a dragon

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plast is faster he wins, Luffy better fight Kizaru soon to have some bullshit FTL feat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was FTL start of Timeskip
      >But he predict-
      If I tell you I'm going to shoot you in the stomach you still need to dodge.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s a DC character to fraud check Naruto and Ichigo next?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fraud check
      >Naruto
      Hagoromo used the Creation of All Things technique to create a psychic plane that covers the entire Naruto multiverse

      Sasuke and Naruto scale to this, they would both mind rape the MMH.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Naruto doesn’t really have a multiverse
        More like one tiny universe

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shitting up discussion with this childish nonsense. Fiction VS fiction is bullshit

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