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Tifa won.
NO MORE DAILY THREADS
NO MORE DAILY THREADS
NO MORE DAILY THREADS
NO MORE DAILY THREADS
I'm sure they'll find ways to do it. Powerlevelgays are cancer after all and once the cancer has spread far enough there's nothing to do.
, he said, in the fifth Death Battle thread today alone.
We just need to get through the next couple of days of people posting hourly about it and then we'll never have another thread about this moronic show again.
Fricking peace at last.
They’ll just make another show.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rooster teeth dying did what the jannies failed to do. Feells so good, man.
>Superman only won because Warner owned their asses
KINGtos won.
Post undefeated HEROES
>lost to guy sneaking up on him
>lost to imperial china soldier
>lost to missiles
Funny, no Godzilla to date has lost to missiles. Do you mean Zilla?
Yes and Zilla is Godzilla.
>b-b-b-b-bu-
Cope.
Not according to the fact Toho renamed the creature as Zilla and had him face Godzilla, in multiple things.
And there's video proof showing Godzilla and Zilla in the same scene together. Meaning they're two different creatures.
But go off with your autism, I guess.
>wall of cope
Godzilla? A missile victim.
>w-wall of c-cope
Zilla =/= Godzilla
Why does the superior design make them seethe so hard?
>its even made of bad CGI compared to the rubber doll
fricking perfect
He lost to ocean pressure anon
>multiple instances of Godzilla sleeping in the Mariana's trench
>DE-DEFEATED BY OCEAN PRESSURE!
Anon....
Anon, he nearly died to decompression in Minus One
Aaaand that negates 70 years of proof otherwise how?
Anon, I'm talking about him rapidly ascending from the sea floor
Legit not the first time he did it. In fact, he did it multiple times.
I mean, Superman's gay son destroyed decades of legacy so why the heck not?
>to decompression
even Superman would die to that
Someone add superman and iron man to this image
The filename is 2-0GODs, not the 3-0CHAMPION.
They're on a different tier
My HEROES…
>dude kirby is so strong lmao!
reddit character
WarnerCHADS won.
Roostercels lost.
Cope
It's over.
Sucks I'll never see Tifa in another well choreographed fight again, whether she wins or loses. Tifa losing to Yang is bullshit, but I do like the fight itself. Same as when Tifa lost to Hitomi in Dead Fantasy (Tifa also had a lot of awesome moments in episode 2). Speaking of Dead Fantasy, time for a rewatch.
It's better this way. Glad that the company that trashed on Tifa and called her a prostitute is dead. They deserved it.
Hey, someone made an alternate episode of Dead Fantasy 3 and even a Cloud battle.
Cloud vs Ryu Hayabusa trailer.
Now that DB is dead, all victories are null and void so Superman only has a 1 - 0 over Goku
Where does his one win come from if all 3 DB battles aren’t valid?
Goku tripped on a rock
>all victories are null and void
Biggest cope I've seen yet.
>so Superman only has a 1 - 0 over Goku
How? Goku is the one that won in that one magazine with infinitely more creds than that show.
The results were never valid, moron. They didn't own any of the characters they used except Yang.
Bros...what do we even do now?
We enjoy Fire Emblem Engage
>Fire Emblem TARDgage
>Not the infinitely superior Fire Emblem CHADquest
>KEKquestb***h instantly SEETHES at OPUS Emblem BEASTgage
Be glad the OPUS of the franchise let Camilla in as DLC.
>Be SHITgage
>hated by half the fanbase for being baby's first anime game
>Be KINOQUEST
>Beloved and cherished by all except engagetroons.
cope, sneethe and dial 8
>fatescuck starts melting down
habitual
speedy is a homosexual who lost his job and all those shits requested MU like sonic vs kasen will never happen.
>the show is getting cancelled therefore the results are invalid
What kind of moronic logic is that?
the TARDku logic
It’s cope logic
Desperation. They know a round 4 is off the table
>Company who makes predictions makes bad predictions, loses money and has to shut down.
>"They're still valid tho."
Cope harder Cletus.
Speaking of losing money and having to shut down, where's the Super anime? How's the manga doing on Oricon?
Isn't the Super Manga doing well for a V-Jump thing?
The same kind of moronic logic that thought the results were valid for shit in the first place
They were never valid
they never were
The absolute funniest part about the Goku fanbase on Cinemaphile is that the actual fanbase for Dragon Ball over at Cinemaphile shitposts Goku harder than Death Battle gays ever could have
*solos all of db*
>no Bayo vs Dante rematch
With what budget and 3d team left, anon? Speedy and Swan spoiled that Bayo stomps because even they knew that Death Battle couldn't pull off a 3D Bayonetta match. Her return was impossible when their 3D productions were already struggling. Rooster Teeth could not even animate RWBY decently, much less this crazy woman.
Hell, them animating Kratos was already asking too much from them. And I also didn't see them being capable of making a good 2B match.
what a sad cope also Bayo 3 sucked
COPE nothing gays. I had already mentioned plenty of times that Bayo wasn't returning with DB and RT's declining states. It was impossible when they couldn't even animate Jason vs Myers. Dunno why some thought that DB wasn't dying or that they could pull off a rematch. Also, sucked it. 9D DMC got debunked and Peak of Fraud failed.
You still lost
Lost what? The cancelled fan fiction battle?
>The cancelled fan fiction battle?
Indeed. As I said before, it's more entertaining to pull off combos with better animations and movesets than watching some Texans who cannot even animate anymore. I will just keep waiting for the next Nier, Astral Chain, and Bayonetta. No matter its release order.
>The cancelled fan fiction battle?
>still gets pissy about it
Bayotroons everyone
It's over. Touch grass.
you might have had a point without that reaction image
>p-please take my jobber character from a flop series seriously
No
>8 years
>He's still mad
At the very least Gokugays had a match a few months ago.
Move on. It's over.
His Kingdom Come...
His Will be Done...
GAPED and DENIED.
thank frick
Reminder that Celestialsapiens are weak to death energy bullshit and thus even an unwanked Black Lantern Hal should kill him.
>Reminder that [headcanon]
Reminder that Fire Emblem WON!
>the cancerous general is dead
thank fricking god
>SHARTgage and KEKquest are arguing second place
That's the face of a man who knows he made thousands of self inserting Gutsgays commit suicide.
>troonhouses KEK thinks he's superior in any way shape or form to CHADfates KINGS or even KEKgage sissys
Goku bros.. How can we win now?
In the end, the real Death Battle was the friends we made in these threads.
Anon, I only come here to drive you all insane.
Goku when 0-3 on a cancelled fanfiction battle web show how will he ever recover?
*Wins*
No refunds.
>Griffith will never get a W in a fight
At least I can rest easy
I’m not sure how any of the Gutsgays in these threads can rest after all the seething that happened when Guts vs Dimitri was announced.
I didn't even mind the fact that Guts lost, I'm overall happy with how they treated him in the fight, especially the end where Dimitri fights the Apostles for him.
Berserk Fans dislike the battle and move on. Fire Emblem fans hate the battle and also move on.
Death Battle fans like the battle but can't move on.
>AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I CANT GO 0-3 ON SUPERCHAD!!! NOOOOO PLEASE SAVE DEATH BATTLE SO I, SISSYKU, CAN MAYBE GET ONE WIN AGAINST SUPERMAN AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>muh cancelled fan fiction...
It's over bro. Let it go.
>The only Persona character who got an episode is fricking Mitsuru
>Death Battle collapse
>2 more Bleach seasons
>Dragonball Daima comes out
>OPM season 3 comes out
I can feel it bros. 2024 is going to be good to us.
>Looking forward to Daipa at all
Too bad Death Battle couldn't make a good Bleach episode before they committed financial suicide.
>b***h HousesKEK thinks he is relevant in the friendly discussion between EnGOD ALPHAS and CHADquest BEASTS
>Engage will never get an episode
>The only chance at a Fates episode got cancelled
>the OPUSES didn't even bother with the trash heap Death Battle had become
My HEROES!!!!!!!
I wanted to see Sephiroth again after all of FFVIIR was completed. 🙁
It will be back soon enough, I don't foresee this actually being the end anytime soon
Least deluded DB redditor
>Ben 10 never got a single rematch
>Cucked out of easy wins like Gwen vs Eve
>FateSLOPPER thinks his extended DLC advertisement deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Three CHADS or KINGage
Bayonettagay here feels like the Barry (FFXVgay) of Bayonetta fans. Accept that Bayonetta had 3 games with good gameplay, she lost, at least got into Smash twice, and move on. You don't want to be like Gokugays.
Barry isn't real, it's literally an attempt by like 5 schizos to force a "rivalry"
Notice how every worthwhile FF thread on v has the real fans completely sidestep that bullshit
I think Barry is real, but Nomura and Yoshigays tend to blame anyone not liking anything about 16 and 7 remake as being him.
>had 3 games with good gameplay
3 is the weakest gameplay wise, the Switch shitting itself in the framerate department and stealth sections didn't help either
>and move on. You don't want to be like Gokugays.
I'm taking delight in RT sinking. The news came out just today. Let everyone enjoy this for now. It's the last laugh we will get at Death Battle and Rooster Teeth's expense, before the generals are shut down.
>You don't want to be like Gokugays.
they are the best of these threads
>KING Houses rightfully takes his position on the throne as TROONgage and GAYtes cry
DB is not done. But if it is die...see that moot finally makes a /VS/ board.
>implying that Cinemaphile could even support it's own VS culture
Jannies would ban people they disagree with.
Like they don’t do that now?
It's just be circular shitposting.
We NEED a semi-popular VS show for us to have 'winners' and 'losers'.
>Jannies would ban people they disagree with
and yet /dbs/ is alive and kicking
Because /dbs/ is the pet moron of a jannie on Cinemaphile, which is why you get banned if you don't shitpost in a way he likes there
>if you don't shitpost in a way he likes there
Is that why I got a ban for question mod/jannies when I poked my head in once and asked why bother deleting the hunger games shit they were doing when it was all just shitposting anyways
>the hunger games shit
now that I think about it.
can hunger games be posted in these threads?
they are battles and they are deathly after all
Yes. You also get banned for making a Pan joke if you don't include scatshit in your shitpost there.
/dbs/ is too big, too stubborn, and too stupid to be eliminated completely
Looks like I have another general to help banish to the /trash/ zone.
You cannot compete with /dbs/. Mods tried. They lost.
Sounds fun.
>Mods tried.
Lets not oversell it they put in the bare minimum amount of effort as always
>Jannies delete some porn
>SEE MODS TRIED
???
You can't. You're too weak.
Trying to fight /dbs/ is impossible
It's like getting rid of /misc/
>mumbogay thinks he can take on /dbs/
KEK.
>doesn't know Mumbogay ruined a 'cult of steve' group
>made their admins on discord so paranoid they kept making new servers just to delete them from paranoia
>all because he'd post screen shots of their discord plans in smashbros threads
/dbs/ is literally just a collection of Dragon Ball shitposters with only a few deranged schizo’s and e-celebs as noteworthy figures with nothing in the way of an offsite hangout, what exactly is one guy gonna do?
>discord
bruh
>Snydergay
>a peruANO
that's Cursed
>Mumbogay is a smashbro
How long until he’s outted as a pedo?
I thought it was common knowledge he came from the Cinemaphile Smash Ultimate 'debates' on who should be in it, and a group of shit posters went fricking insane and actually started a cult on discord to strategically 'attack' other people's choices. And Mumbogay recorded them actively crying that Banjo Kazooie got in.
Imagine being more pathetic than Dr. Green.
Sounds like someone's scared of getting eekum bokum'd.
uh?
I'm not pathetic
I'm apathetic
Mumbo more like Mumjo
You've never accomplished a fricking thing, moron.
>closed down multiple 'cult of steve' discords due to paranoia
Enjoy the video I made of them actually fricking sobbing.
>got kaijugay banned
>
Why are there so many people who are incapanle of treating fiction like fiction?
Are you just now beginning to notice the unhealthy relationships people unquestioningly have with fiction?
>Selen is a /vmg/ janny
Uh, Nice.
The jannies are just morons who can't do their job and get easily turned away by the ones with pet morons
>DB is not done. But if it is die
Que?
Gamerabros…
We will always be losers…
A-at least we won’t have them sic destroyah on us, haha
>UNSURPASSED
>UNQUESTIONABLE
>3-0
DBSgays, you may now post your cope.
>dead fanfiction
>unquestionable
You're malding so hard right now lmao
We got a win with Broly.
Clark's bloodline is tainted with gays BTW.
At least Clark LOVES his wife and son.
>Loving a homosexual
Superpedo confirmed, that explain the gay son.
>GIRLBOSS Houses and TRUNCates can only KNEEL before CHADage
Your guy didn't lose on Death Battle before it got cancelled, right Cinemaphile?
Nope
he did
Surprisingly, with the exception of Aizen vs. Madara my guy has always been on the winning side. I will say Doomguy got cucked out of his win even if I prefer Master Chief.
>that pic
A mid-section
The death battle I was most worried about last season was whether Misaka would get screwed over somehow. That didn't happen so I can rest easy knowing that Raildex will go with a single W and no loses.
DIO won
My gal won, but now she'll never get the chance for a real second win.
>Sided with Godzilla on Godzilla vs Gamera: Godzilla won.
>Sided with Doctor on the Doctor vs Rick: Doctor Won
It's good to be a winner.
Does wishing that Rick vs Doctor ended in a double kill count in a loss?
>Spidey, Godzilla, Optimus, Captain Falcon, Samus, and Kiryu (Mechagodzilla, not the Yakuza guy) won
>Venom won against Bane, lost to Crona
>Guts won against Nightmare, lost to Dimitri
>Megatron, Carnage, Mega Man, X, Daredevil, and Iron Fist lost
To say it's been a mixed bag is an understatement
Daredevil would've won if they did his actual best match.
I'd kinda think that Kenshi from Mortal Kombat wold be a better match for the guy on the right but I certainly wouldn't have minded this in any case
I think DD is better since neither of them can do any of the really moronic supernatural shit Kenshi does.
https://tmanthedefender.blogspot.com/2022/10/death-battle-predictions-daredevil-vs.html?m=1
Plus I like the fact that Matt and Mamoru are both blind hobos.
Yeah and I'm sick of people saying he wasn't robbed
I've been posting here since 2019. I don't know what to do without these threads.
/misc/ has a similar atmosphere
EngageGODS....FatesCHADS....HousesBEASTS....We can ALL AGREE..... that FE11 SUCKS ASS.
only good post in the thread
Agreed.
I saw Death Battle's grim fights
I saw their moronic misinterpretations
I saw their unfunny jokes
I saw the separation between Logic and Calcs
I felt the agony of the defeated
Thus There is no other option... Death Battle ends now
>After hyping up Dragon Ball Heroes as the thing that would make Dragon Ball unbeatable, it's poster-boy loses to Archie Sonic shit (which already lost to DC/Speed Force bullshit)
>Goku with Heroes feats still got rolled by Superman
DB got shut down. Nothing they said mattered. They're just like any other Discord groomers now.
>I totally don’t care lol
>*violently seethes in the general 8 years later*
Yeah I think bayogay isn’t alright
DBZ fans are celebrating
I know, Central Americans don’t have much to celebrate nowadays, good for them
Good riddance
Where is gameragay, I wish to speak with him one last time
>gameragay, I wish to speak with him one last time
Part of me will miss you, homosexuals. Let's get nuked together.
>be KEKgage
>2nd ugliest game in the franchise
>be troonhouses
>made for normalgays so it's piss easy regardless of difficulty
>BE CHADFATES
>Have best characters
>Have best gameplay
>Have no normalgays
>Triggers journos with fanservice
You may now continue to post your incomprehensible babblecope
>DC literaly OWNED the company that did death battle
curious
how many battles did DC related characters won again????
At least 3
>DC signed off on constanly humiliating the Batman stable and killing Harley while they are still trying to shill her
>DC signed off on constanly humiliating the Batman stable
Batman is always fricking dying.
he only lost once to SPIDERMAN
he won against capitan america
You’re not gonna bury Batman’s loss to Iron Man.
Betaman sucks. He's the most overrated fricking character ever.
no and your show is dead.
It ain't my show, skipper.
DC doesn't own them, what the frick?
warner owns DC
warner owns roster teeth too
and yet he cannot damage a helicopter
He can and has destroyed helicopters. Sorry, but Mercer just gets gaped.
the only helicopter you fight in the series you have to throw cars at because your zaps are too week to damage it
it happens BEFORE the fat guy gets infected, i own the game and my ps3 glitched 3 times on that fricking fight
>he never figured out how to press triangle
moronbro.....
Bro?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
MERCERBROS OUR RESPONSE??????
>they had to write a comic about it because of how patethic the bossfight was
that is funny
>this is the best cope the mercertard who can't even use rockets is able to muster
The modern Prototype fandom has a pretty grim banter game
Hang on, what? You fight multiple helicopters in 2, and all of them go down easy with basic bolts and grenades. Literally the first heli you fight against is extremely easy to beat without using Kinetic abilities. How bad are you?
Warner Brothers Discovery owns Rooster Teeth, Death Battle is a property of Rooster Teeth. Hence Warner Brothers Discovery owns Death Battle. The "crew" is unemployed, don't own shit, and they don't have the right to shit.
Warner exclusively owns DC and DB, both of which are either going bankrupt or are already dead.
>be CHADgage
>most beautiful game in the franchise
>best animations
>best gameplay
>be KING Houses
>fun
>[INANE BABBLE COPE]
you will never be a women, kek. cope, sneedthe and dial 8
>instant ESL screeching
AwakeningCHADS have really done a number on the few fatesbitches left huh.......
>Sony rep gets one win
>it's one of the most requested ones for years
>it's a kino episode to boot
I'm satisfied
ILL BREAK YOU ON MY OWN
wait what?
there is absolute no way cole could beat mercer
mercer is literaly fricking immortal, while cole dies to a batery
Zappity zap zap esl kun
yeah
NUKE > zap zap
nobody finished Prototype 1?
alex takes a nuke to the face and survives
>Cole has never died to a battery
the canonical ending is the good ending for injustice 2
homie he was a puddle after the nuke, that’s not tanking
he IS a puddle all the time
he just takes human form, alex mercer died before prototype started, you playing as the thing that decided to take his form
the same beast you killed with zip zaps that could not take down a helicopter forcing you to throw cars at it...
The fact that Cole could put down a guy who can regen from atoms with his lightning alone shows how outclassed Mercer is.
>Trying to downplay John of all characters
Huh? Cole’s electricity is strong enough to overpower Kessler, and he was already superior to an early Beast in his timeline. The Beast created an explosion the size of a small island upon his first appearance. I have no idea why you’re trying to act like he’s some kind of shitter.
If you mean the RFI, that wasn't a battery. In fact, the amped form it gave Cole would no-diff Mercer. What killed Cole was wholly ACTIVATING IT, which killed all conduits and was powerful enough to put down the fricking beast.
He wasn't at the impact point, he was fleeing from the explosion, and the nuke had landed underwater
And he STILL got liquidified
Cole has never died to a battery or come close to
Mercer however almost jobbed to a nuke
2 good karma Cole is on par if not more powerful than Alex, bad karma is outright fricking busted
>season 10 had Cole vs Alex, Goku vs Supes (again), and Galctus vs Unicron
>RT dies soon after, effectively making it the last season
It's almost fitting. All that's missing is Ruby vs Maka and maybeee Samus vs Master Chief.
If they can find a way, good for them. For now, thinngs don't look great.
Rooster Teeth is kill.
>the annoying fatespest is also a literal pericuck
Why am I not surprised
Since SHART Battle is CANCELLED, that means that all wins and loses are now nullified.
/dbs/CHADS WON.
>They seriously believe that Death Battle will be canceled
Warner (DB's actual parent company) are the ones shutting them and RT down. Death Battle's over. And when it wasn't, it was shit.
Antcow must be feeling really happy.
https://www.deviantart.com/deathbattlehaters/gallery/60240756/corrected-death-battles
https://www.deviantart.com/antcow/journal/They-are-shutting-down-1028637954
>So Rooster Teeth is shutting down after 21 years. That mean Deathbattle, RWBY and the rest of their lineups are either up in the air or cancelled, never to be continued or seen again.
>Now I get it, there will be many of you who think that I am celebrating this out of raw undiluted hatred for them over how they cheated Tifa in her fight with Yang. Once upon a time I might have but time has made me numb. Honestly all I ever wanted was a fair fight rematch, that's it. No one would have lost their jobs, no public groveling just admit Tifa should have won, give us the rematch we are owed and THEN we could move on.....to the rest of the rematches that are owed. And with over a decade's worth it would have been easy seasons to fill. Everyone would get paid because everyone would watch. Thats the way it works.
what the frick
Wait what happened?
RT is shutting down. The crew is now unemployed and seeking work. Future is unclear (dead)
>Wait what happened?
Doomposters won. Rooster Teeth is shutting down and b***hes are fighting for who gets to keep the rights to Death Battle. Although without any budget left, even if the web series were to continue, its decline can only get worse.
SHART Battle is now cancelled fanfiction.
It was always fanfiction. Rooster Teeth never owned a single character they used.
>engagegays
>fategays
yikes
>tripgay
>thinking he's better than anyone else
awful bait. no (You) for you
>b-but
those games flopped and so did the acid meant for your abortion, FOOL
>tripgay thinks his shartpinions matter
tippity top kek, triptroon. you're still never getting any (You)s
It's dead get off my board now you moronic homosexuals
>engagechads
>fateschads
hot damn
Let's listen to the iconic intro, one last time for good times sake shall we
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Kino, i'll never understand why they got rid of it
It's stock music IIRC
WWE and a Disney Sitcom used it
They probably just wanted to be more professional
>was actually thinking of making a playlist of my favorite tracks
>"Better do it before season 11 starts so that it won't be immediately outdated"
>RT dies
>mfw
Maybe because someone else owned it? Maybe?
>Bleach, Tifa, Bayo, Dragon Ball, Batman, Marvel, and Ben gays united in their hate for Death battle.
Just as Dr. Luther King dreamed.
Rather a shame that Down Syndrome Battle is over before we got PEAK.
Also a shame that Shart Battle died before they could ever cover Breaking PEAK.
>not peaking bad
One job.
Shit you're right. My bad.
>Redditors crying
>VSBW-troons crying
>Goku-haters cryings
Like music to my ears
Yep, YEP.
Good fricking riddance.
Asura vs Kratos is kill bro. Good riddance to a horrible matchup idea.
>Ashktually, Onions of War win against the dude who literally punched a sun sized super-weapon into pieces because *insert world-building mumbo jumbo taken out of context that has nothing to do with strength*
>And here's an out of context novel blurb that nobody ever read that use vague language and we decided it meant Kratos opening a door actually meant he destroy a multiverse
That's how it would have went.
>will never happen
>still seethe about it
why are asurasisters like this?
I don't care about Asura, he loses to Goku.
I just like mocking how debate-gays make up arguments.
I believe Kratoshomosexuals are the ones seething.
>I believe [headcanon]
>[headcanon]
>[head
>tripcuck is seething at MONEY Emblem GODage and CASH Emblem CHADates
>dead series
>b-but
Dead Slop
>tripcel continues to be delusional and schizophrenic, claiming that any CHADemblem after Awakening has ever "flopped" aside from that one remake maybe
not even worth replying to anymore. enjoy your last hit of dopamine
Even ECHADS of Valentia sold well.
Echoes is the best game tbh
It was very good
Makes sense
you see
death battle had episodes with street fighter characters on it
and since they hate street fighter they had to cancel the entire show because of it
>the last fighting game episode ever was Akuma vs Shao
Grim.
>and since they hate street fighter
Maxbros... How could that ever happen? Our Capcom shilling failed, Dood
>SHIT Battle is DEAD
/dbs/GODS...it's time to CELEBRATE.
>claiming that any CHADemblem after Awakening
look at the size of that strawman, man
literally the size of the DC universe
>the size of the DC universe
Massively larger than SHARTgonSHART's cosmology btw
>literally the size of the DC universe
Sounds small
RENNY RENNY WOO WOO ROO!
JIREN PAPI COO COO WOO!
WINNY DINNY RINNY FOO!
JIREN'S PANTS ARE FULL OF POO
Shame we didn't get the fight that he was really for.
Sorry Death Battle Trannies, but you know the rules. No on-going, no general. You'll have to go to Reddit to continue these discussions.
What if we just stay?
>What if we just stay?
hey, nice idea.
let's stay
NO I DONT WANT THAT
DEATH BATTLE GENERAL GOING TO REDDIT...?!
I WANT TO POST ON HERE AND NOWHERE ELSE
Even after Rooster Teeth dies...I WANT IT TO BE AT THE TOP OF THE CATALOG! FOR 10 YEARS AT LEAST!
Yes
I hope it isn't over because I love you guys. Frick Zaslav
Getting Goku vs Superman wrong for the third time was one time too many and God punished them by nuking their entire network.
As always, Goku won, debate gays lost.
Wow it was today until I realized WB bought fricking Death Battle. I thought they did that shit for free with patreon bucks or something.
>Show deepthroat a Warner property like Superman, the only character they actually declare utterly invincible, unsurpassable and *insert concept and writing bullshit*
>Anon think that's not biased nonsense from a marketing department
You can't be helped at this point.
No one sucks that much DC dick for free.
>This garbage general that's a glorified /dbs/ thread is finally going to die
You will not be missed, rest in piss.
Imagine for a second if the roles were flipped. Goku had defeated Superman 3 times, and DB went out of business. How would the discourse have changed?
discourse?
that would have killed Superman as an IP
I mean Superman is dying. Superman movies have been flopping since the 80s. But DB's bullshit allowed Superman to leech off Goku's popularity, which allowed him to stay semi-relevant.
it stays the same
There wouldn't be three fights if Goku won and this general wouldn't have existed.
It would be pretty much identical. Gokugays would continue to proclaim the score while Supesgays would claim that it happened because DB disrespected their roots and all the battles are avoid now.
The reality is Superman won all 3 times and there will never be a fourth battle on the same scale as anything Death Battle has done. It is an absolute, complete, and overwhelming victory for Supesgays.
lmao no one believes this show is right, only Redditors
That would be the first score Gokugays would actually have been able to proclaim
>IESLB
Done
Cope, amerimutt
You wouldn't ever hear anyone talk about Superman online. Goku vs Superman is the only thing keeping relevant and that debate would be dead without Death Battle's Warner ordered wins.
Genuinely mindbroken
Wipe your tears. Death Battle is over. They never mattered, and they never will.
Genuinely tell me the last time you heard about Superman outside mocking him for his gay son or Vs-gaygery 100% powered by Death Battle?
This entire general was off-topic.
/dbs/ has lost a colony
I hope this thread is destroyed and this general dies
Winston Churchill once said
"Abuuranapenodootebuche"
I think we can all learn from this.
I'm back b***hes.
Hi back b***hes
Too late. The show died. Now let this garbage fade to history and let's never discuss it again.
DAD!!!!
KazuyaProta reply to me. I want to shitpost about your shit hole country.
>KazuyaProta
who
Who is the KazuyaProta
Who gives a shit?
Me
Imagine being such an absolute blight on a board on fricking Cinemaphile of all places that the entire board your thread infested collectively cheers when you're gone.
Even with horse frickers there was and still is debate about whether or not they should be let back in.
I can't fricking wait until Toonami kicks the bucket as well
I haven't watched toonami in at least 10 years.
Has it gotten that bad?
I just want those off-topic shits GONE
FRICK TOONAMI
FRICK THE ILK IT BROUGHT TO Cinemaphile
DEATH BATTLE IS DYING? LET'S FRICKING GO
>DYING?
Nope, dead alongside Rooster Teeth.
Probably an alt of Hungrykiriwolf's
>Leon vs Bond
Garbage.
Bond is for Loid.
It kinda makes sense. Leon is basically Bond in a zombie world.
Not at all. Stop shilling your moron matchup HungryWolf.
Let's all spit on death battle's grave
Press S to spit.
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>Toonami is owned by WB
wait. I'm seeing a pattern here
So what happens to the Death Battle wiki?
I claimed it. It is my property.
Friendly reminder that Dante vs Bayonetta was correct.
Literally only Cinemaphile agreed with that episode
Oh boy, here we go. DC sucks balls. Big fat hairy anime balls.
You're stalking this dude?
No he's gathering info. He's a P.I.
>Took monty away from us
>Shoved RWBY shit into Cross-tag
>Denied us DLC kino for RWBYshit
The circle is now complete, we Blaztards have won
But BlazBlue is still dead
We rest in the big arcade cabinet in the sky, as the pillar of weebfighters, RWBY lies in a shallow grave, unmarked and ruined.
https://.youtube.com/watch?v=OH5D7UjyoFQ&t=40s&pp=ygUOdGhhbmsgeW91IG1vcmk%3D
Blazblue is unironically the only thing with worst history than RWBY
There is nothing worse than RWBY squatters at this point
RWBY being shit doesn't make Blazblue less shittier
Keep coping, RWBY is shit but Blazblue is literally a soulless clone of Guilty Gear
>troony gear
Couldn't draw a dime until it went full twitter troon pandering
>had to pander to e-girlBlack folk, furries and haremspics to stay relevant
>still jobbed
KWAB
>Early 2000s Chuuni shit
>or this
YESH
Cute boy, I hope he doesn't get groomed by troons and fat feds
Imma be real with you, Mori kind of did carry that company, and it's showing
Yeah but we're still dead as frick
Even under night outlived us
Now that is funny shit.
but you're 1-1
They can just make another show, you know. They probably will.
They can call it battledeath.
>They can call it battledeath.
awful
Here my idea: Unreal Tournament
People like being outraged and upset. It’s either that or they think WB owns fanfic battles.
Why don't we just rush the /dbs/ thread and make it the new home?
If you think Gokek wienersuckers come from /dbs/ you are in for a surprise.
Do it b***h.
No balls.
What would be the difference between posting here and posting there? /dbg/ has been a multimedia focused diet /dbs/ thread for years now.
We're gonna pretend you frickers aren't /dbs/ gays to begin with?
>/dbg/
That's the Dragon Ball thread on /vg/, it's pretty chill. Only non-/dbs/ place to talk about DB on this website.
/dbs/ can occasionally talk about Dragon Ball, though it only happens in short intervals.
I tried to talk about DB there and was genuinely told 'Go somewhere else, bro, we're just being moronic here'.
You think to constrained. We are going to get ourselves a new board for this hobby.
I actually like talking about obscure matchups and don't care about dragon ball that much (the early parts are kind of funny but it gets bad after they go to space)
>Early
100+ episodes isn't 'early'.
>First MD is ending
>Now DB is over
Why does everything I like end so soon
If you like DB, you're a pedohomosexual or a moron.
Not true, Dragon Ball was genuinely great for most of its run. Shitper was what ruined the series.
Dragon Ball’s not ending though.
Unfortunately so.
We HAD an ending in the form of GT, blame Evolution for being so bad it woke up SENILEyama long enough for him to turn it into a zombie with BoG,
Oh I thought you meant Death Battle, didn't know DragonBall was ending. My bad.
>MD
wut
>Why does everything I like end so soon
Hey, I demand you to like me
>MD is ending
good
Master Duel sucked ass
I can't believe Death Battle ended before we got Light vs Columbo
What exactly did Stuttering Craig do o make Ben and Chad hate him? Is it something substantial or is it just “He said Disney is woke arrest him!!”
I bet He called them cucks
He voted Trump.
Ben, Chad, and the rest of RT went full ESG since 2016. It's literally in their contract.
>ESG
Enemies of the Son of God?
I think he is referring to "Environmental, social and governance."
Politics relating to diversity and inclusion and all that crap.
That is also appropriate. But it stands for Environment, Social, and corporate Governance. It's an investment fraud that seeks to force sjw behavior from companies that don't make money and need life support.
Not even that, he just doesn't concern himself with politics. It's a waste of time, especially in the modern era.
Stuttering Craig buys Death Battle and Otto becomes his Swan. Chud battle rises.
What is this gayot going to do now for living?
I heard McDonald's was hiring.
Suck wiener. That way we don't have to listen to his nasally voice.
>dedicates his entire channel to sucking off Death Battle so they'll bring him on as a researcher and he can shill his shitty Vader vs Saber MU to them
>show dies right as it seems like they were starting to notice him
A poetic end to Ultra Ego Sol Badguy
It's still less pathetic than Setthegroomer or whatever and his Chuck gimp
>Pig shit tastes better than dog shit
Why are you eating shit?
I don't, I just see people doing it.
THE UNICRON SINGULARITY WAS PROVEN
All things die at the end
Guess we're not getting Ruby vs Maka.
Thank Christ for that
Maka vs Yoh or Ichigo are significantly better.
Not like either of those are happening now anyway
Well I'd rather have Black person Battle die than get either of them tbh
Maka vs Ichigo sounds pretty kino ngl
Discord really did win the war
>Autism Battle ends
We aught to seize the opportunity. Evolve our threads to the next level.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/122853705/#122853705
Often posted under the thin topical veneer of a being "Death Battle" threads the subject of homosexuals dick measuring fictional character has been an broiling up for a while now.
Vs topics & forums are a thing and it’s a fairly normal part of nerd interests & schoolyard discourse. It baffles me as to why VS as a topic in Cinemaphile is not yet consolidated somewhere at least. There’s a fricking pony *board*(Repeal that by the way) so why not a vs general? Fictional combat prompts boil over onto like a third of the interest boards, are omnipresent in Cinemaphile and several of the anime boards on this site.
/tg/ is memed with ad nausium with how would X fare in 40k posts, Cinemaphile has to stay on top of nuking moronic ‘historical army vs fictional property’ scenarios. Cinemaphile has to deal with death battle and death battle ‘inspired’ threads every week & it's always getting people into hissy fits on the semantics of whether or not a a board is board appropriate when non board subject matter something makes its way in.
There is clearly enough interest for this to sustain a general, but not enough to sustain a board. the only real question is the eternal problem of /vs/ not fitting into by being as broad as it is. It encompasses all media after all.
A: Make some sort of containment megathread. Probabbly hosted by /tg/ since they're the most open to random crossover trash seeing as all /tg/'s stuff is just regurgitated popular media anyway. Maybe some janny troony will shuffle this thread over to there is they tacitly like the idea.
B: We try pushing for a general miscellaneous internet board where the site may also banish ecelebs and other bizarrio minor niches. A verritable fruit saled of topics. Not likely to have success.
Ergo you should try to achieve some form of A.
I *will* create /VS/ general and you *will* come to my flock.
Battleboarding is shit and attracts the lowest iq mentally ill avatar shitters, such as yourself.
Take this fleeting W and don't look back.
>Vs topics & forums are a thing
If you type one letter out of line in any of them, you get banned tho.
It begins. Come on down to /VS/ town.
I’ll give you points for audacity at least.…let’s see how long this last before janitors kill it.
It's funny how I actually like Superman vs Meshi, a manga written by a japanese.
A story about fricking Superman eating japanese food is 10x more enjoyable than the american slop these moronic ass american writers have been shitting out.
Can you idiots calm down, they’re just going to make their own show like Smash Bracket.
And nobody will care because it has no budget, no brand recognition, not 'grandfather' nostalgia close and no big company to pump out advertisement for them.
They're unemployed. Where are they going to get the money? They can't afford rent, let alone hiring people.
>One of Death Battle’s last casts exalted Luffy the highest of the HST
>that pic
So Naruto will get wrecked and Sasuke will come back without a scratch
Fricking finally
What will they call their new show?
Don't know about the rest of you, but Death Battle was kinda the only reason I gave a shit about any media anymore - to watch it ripped apart in front of its fans as they cry and tear each other apart. It was almost biblical, in a way.
Genuinely don't know how the frick I'm going to waste my time, now.
Watch Psycho Pass.
>consooom media
No, you fricking muppet.
Then stay DEAD homosexual.
You really need to find something to enjoy that doesn’t rely solely on laughing at morons and crybabies.
I know, but the world is absolutely FULL of them, and it's a catharsis I need to keep them all alive.
Read some John Carus. He’s a fascinating monist, escaped the Kaiser’s Germany because he hated the war, described himself as an atheist that loved God. I recommend “The history of the devil and the idea of evil.”
Paul Carus, my bad.
have a nice day
Why? Are your tiny little underdeveloped jimmies rustled, homosexual?
>jimmies rustled,
back to
Is that where you came from, homosexual?
>Is that where you came from
says the deathbattletard go enjoy your new home
Stop crying and make me, homosexual.
>Stop crying
Is it your abundant experience with crying b***h tears you're basing this off of
Remember the post you originally cried real tears at?
>Remember the post
that wasn't a post that was your mirror you were looking at
>confirms he cried real tears over a post
lol
lmao
he cried real tears
moron
>no argument
>confirming once again he cried real tears
>still crying
Eternal b***h.
Hey anons, just got home and lmao'd at the news. Send requests or whatever if these are the final threads (which is unlikely, Cinemaphile likes talking about dead shows)
It's an end of an era, thumbnail anon. Death Battle vs cancellation, please and thanks.
Cancellation too powerful for DB
Kudos, TNanon.
Keep this saved for at least 2 months. Trust me, they aren't done.
Ben Tennyson vs Ben Singer
Swan vs Speedy
I told my friend about Swan before and he was asking about him as I was making this. I said "Swan is the bane of Death Battle's existence," and he just responded with "was*"
These threads vs the death battle discord
Rooster Teeth vs Bankruptcy
Otto and Stuttering Craig vs Ben and Chad
Ben Singer vs Barrack Obama
Battle of the democratic pedophiles.
Speedy is the pedo not Ben.
Okay Ben and Speedy vs Obama and Biden (Biden sniffs little girl's hair on camera)
Otto vs speedy
Warner vs Death Battle
Ragna (Ragna Crimson) vs Natsu Dragneel
Wile E. Coyote VS. David Zaslav
Not only he got cucked from his own movie, but he also got cucked from a Death Battle, he needs his revenge
Death Battle's buyer vs Bogdanoff
>offers to save the show entirely out of his own pocket
>the meme mention of his name has redditors seething over "alt-right chuds"
WTF is their problem?
He made it clear he'd not bring in Ben and Chad
>no more shitty OC donut steel cutaway gags
This is bad why exactly?
Given that they think he’s Richard Spencer I’m not surprised.
He also confirmed he'd hire Otto.
Time to make Death Battle a good series for once.
What is his stance on Mr. Swan?
He thinks he's gay.
First time I’ve heard of this. But hey, if he wants to talk, I’m down for that. On the off chance something happens, I promise not to flood the season with obscure golden age comic characters.
The DB brand has a little value. Any brand that’s instantly recognizable has value.
What would you do?
Enterprise vs Yamato
Robot Masters BR
Batman vs Ryu Hyabusa (NES)
Bonaparte (tank police) vs Alphonse
Conan vs Tarzan
Superman vs Captain Marvel
Chemo vs Hedorah
Pazuzu vs Father Ward
Rom vs Tekkaman Blade
Mazinger Z vs Getter Robo
Kamen Rider vs Captain America
Count Dante vs Ashida Kim
>tank police
I like you.
A nice mix of franchises here.
Do the following as well:
>Isaac Clarke vs Gordon Freeman
>The Predator vs Kraven the Hunter
>Han Solo vs Captain Kirk
>Jason Voorhess vs Michael Myers (do it better than Death Battle did)
>Starfox vs Rogue Squadron
>Duke Nukem vs Serious Sam
>Hellboy vs Devilman
And Having sex when?
Why are you curious about his sex life?
Speedy thinks Otto is five.
>Bonaparte (tank police) vs Alphonse
Alphonse from FMA?
>Count Dante vs Ashida Kim
Heh
From Patlabor. It’s a tank vs mech fight, both piloted by plucky policewoman recruits who are complete gear heads.
Real talk Otto. Show gets bought, and you're one of the new researchers and get asked what ep they should start with to bring in the new revitalized DB crowd. What is your premier ep
>The DB brand has a little value. Any brand that’s instantly recognizable has value.
Just make good animations. There's no point in spending millions of dollars on a logo. Call it Cage Fights or whatever. But spend the money on the animation, not on a depleted brand.
True. If I was SC, I wouldn’t buy the brand. Money would probably be better spent making your own show. But I imagine there’s some spite at play.
I wouldn’t mind doing this one at all.
Pinkie promise. But there’s going to be a Stardust fight if we make it to season 2.
Start it off with a random capeshit battle
It has great shill value. Death Battle ideally is a crown israeliteel of sorts in a larger media wienersucking venture.
Pinkie promise
Why does he want to work with homosexuals who despise him for not caring about political bullshit?
>tfw cartoon fight club outlives death battle
We live in wild times
>debuted earlier than Femstament
>gave "her" a dedicated spin-off manga
OHNONONONO BLAZBLUESISTERS WHAT DO WE DO!?
>Ranma 1/2 trope vs full trans shit
>post nuBridget
>when old Bridget was aware he was some dude who didn't care about being perceived masculine
KEKYROOPY
>meanwhile Mei was a guy who became a girl
>n-no you don't get it it's okay because [insert cope here]
FUNNYROO
The mascot to your entire franchise is a figure for troonys, that's not a hill you wanna die on
>Bridget
>mascot of the franchise
I see you not getting a game after years has warped your perception of reality.
He's literally used more than Sol at this point for advertising. Just accept that the audience for GG went from weebs to child predators
>Bridget is [headcanon]
Where is he on any of the game covers?
>j-just admit defeat!
Blazblue JOBBED to Guilty Gear even after pandering to everyone, it's legacy is a roster of cringe anime tropes, a story that is worse than RWBY's and a soundtrack that doesn't come close to even the first game on the PS1. KWAB
>Where is he
Everywhere. On every thumbnail and every Strive advertisement. That is a lot of copium for the denial of a troony franchise
>Jobbed
Could never draw not even half a million until they went full westoid fetish bait, it's honestly scary the way GG transformed
>google Guilty Gear Strive adverts
>most of them feature Sol or Ky
>Bridget was only a thing after season 2 was announced
Why lie troon lover?
>Could never draw not even half a million until they went full westoid fetish bait
And Blazblue couldn't do half of that even by pandering to e-girlgays and furBlack folk, KEK
>Blazblue was more popular
>source: trust me
Is that why no one remembers it? Is that why it had to cross with other series to spark a zilch of engagement?
>Why didn't it get troon attention on twitter like my troon game?!
Because it was actually good?
So good it didn't sell like GG did even before Strive
So good no one remembers it
So good it had to pander to every anime demographic to stay afloat, including troons
lol
>Had a milly already by the time of Continuum shift
troony gear could never make that number of dimes without estrogen shots
>Strive already passed that mark before Bridget was announced
Goes to show Blazblue never drew a dime without pandering to the mentally ill
you have no clue how niche Guilty Gear was before ArcSys invented the anime 3D look they have now. It was the weird kid, "that one weird Japanese fighter" you'll find in a bargain bin, looking like it's been lying there for half a decade.Blazblue was more popular when it came out because at least it was new and exciting. For Strive to sell a million is a big fricking deal. Absolutely its a gay fest now
>The COG will never have a Death Battle
Did you really think it would be that easy?
Imagine if Otto becomes his Swan.
I hope Warner deals with him. They've been looking for a buyer for a few years, so maybe they'll take it.
Looked him up. He couldn't even pay for the legal work.
They were looking for a buyer for all of RT.
Now the IPs are being carved up like a turkey, so there is a good chance someone will buy it even if it's not him. Death Battle and RWBY are the big ones that are worth having for the merchandising rights alone.
How exactly does Death Battle get merchandised?
Shirts.
RWBY is valuable, but DB isn't. DB doesn't have any IP:s other than Wiz and Boomstick. You won't own Goku or Superman is you buy DB.
No one is going to buy fricking RWBY, the Japs shit out better franchises every week. And DB is just a Youtube channel.
DB pulls in discussion, and that's what counts.
DB has limited merch potential and their current merch is crap
no respectful company is going to touch DB
>no respectful company is going to touch DB
WB did.
WB has been bought, sold and passed around like a dirty hooker. AT&T, Discovery....
>Death Battle
>Merchandise
You'd get sued into oblivion
Can't wait to go to bed and wake up in a world were I never have to see this autistic thread again.
>appeals to chuuni like the soulless slop it is
>still jobs to real fighting games with soul
>defending furhomosexualry EVER
GentleFRICKINGmen.
LGBTQIA
If Death Battle is over, here are the list of franchises that got used once and never again that could have had more uses:
>Resident Evil
>Sailor Moon
>Akame Ga Kill
>Hunter X Hunter
>A Certain Scientific Railgun
>Devil May Cry
>Ninja Gaiden
>Guilty Gear
>Fist of the North Star
>God of War
>Twisted Metal
>Ratchet and Clank
>Tomb Raider
>Crash Bandicoot
>StarFox
>Persona
>The Boys (shill episode doesn't count)
>Castlevania
>Soul Eater
>Hellsing
>Demon Slayer
>Attack on Titan
>Yu Yu Hakasho
>Kill La Kill
>Fire Emblem
>JJK
>Chainsaw Man
And here are the ones that never got used at all that people wanted:
>Yakuza
>Dead or Alive (not counting Ryu Hayabusa)
>Dead Space
>Half-Life
>Fate
>Speed Racer
>the Fast series
>the First Blood series
>Silent Hill
>Crysis
>Fallout
>Bioshock
>Asura's Wrath
>Indiana Jones
>Die Hard
>Lethal Weapon
>Hellboy
>Devilman
>Grand Theft Auto
>Alien franchise
>Saint Seiya
>Toriko
Feel free to add more if I'm missing any.
>here are the list of franchises that got used once and never again that could have had more uses:
>no godzilla
The Godzilla franchise was used twice if you count Kiryu vs Megazord, and Godzilla vs Hulk was something people wanted for better or worse.
I'm not the fricking list homosexual. I hate Bison vs Athena.
have a nice day, listtroon.
>Devil May Cry
They did an episode for Dante and Vergil but they picked the wrong opponent for each.
>but they picked the wrong opponent for each.
no Bayo was a perfect matchup for Dante, if only to shut the fans of the former up
Bayo vs Dante was just same creator schlock. I'd rather have Dante face one of the Belmonts or even this guy that everyone wants Constantine to fight over Bayonetta.
Why are there so many people b***hing? We're all happy this shit ended, right?
Umm...
The opinion of reddit tourists do not count.
Frick, you heard xir. Shut the whole fricking thread DOWN!
Not me
Yes
Death Battlegays have inspired me to keep my characters street-level
*Highballs your character's feats to make them continental+, in your path*
what do you do?