Death battles are beyond moronic.
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>Herp derp ignore HALO game play!
>Only wank to the made up lore that some ass backwards writer farted out in the books.
>Don't you know that MC is more powerful then he is depicted in the games?!
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>Herp derp ignore DOOM game play!
>Only wank to the made up lore that some ass backwards writer farted out in the books.
>Don't you know that the DOOM SLAYER is more powerful then he is depicted in the games?!
These people need to be publicly shamed for their moronation.
Daily reminder that writing is made up nonsense:
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I could have beaten Stan Lee.
>I could have beaten Stan Lee.
Now everyone can.
Because everyone alive can beat a dead guy.
How? What are you gonna do, kill him?
>kill him?
The question was
>beaten Stan Lee.
Not kill.
You win by default to a guy who is dead.
you must be a webcomic writer
YES.
Comics and cartoons?
>Comics and cartoons?
Death battles are daily on Cinemaphile and these cancerous gayots start threads.
Doom guy VS MC exposes these morons for basially cherry picking in the extreme what is canon to wanke up their character to the max.
You can not get more wrong then saying
>the games are not canon.
WTF is canon then? Whatever the writer of a novel makes up? Do these people seriously think the guys who write the halo books must 100% adhere to some perfectly layed out canon of power and feats that 343 Industries forces them to use?
>Comics and cartoons?
There is a exactly example of this when the same gayots basically search comics made for a new TV cartoon. A cartoon that did not revel its full lore and they think that magically people who write the comics are secretly in on the fundamental master lore.
on in the example of MC VS DOOM GUY is is the most extreme.
>Comics and cartoons?
Bring up Halo and DOOM any time death battles fanboys show up.
>The games are not canon
>Muh comic only released in Turkmenistan as a McDonald's toy says....
>Death battles are daily on Cinemaphile and these cancerous gayots start threads.
As long as those people stay on their contaiment threads I dont mind.
They're /trash/ tier in terms of subhuman behaviour.
>You can not get more wrong then saying
>>the games are not canon.
Don't say that too loud, you'll make the 40Kgays cry.
Didn't Ancient Gods make Doomguy into some sort of multiversal reality warper or some shit?
Honestly I'm kind of tired of it, I liked it more when he was just a buff dude who killed demons with a shotgun.
>Honestly I'm kind of tired of it, I liked it more when he was just a buff dude who killed demons with a shotgun.
Basically this is what literally anyone who grew up with the 90s DOOM games thinks.
Basically DOOM guy was every 80s action hero on steroids blended into one.
People basically took the DOOM 3 story as canon in all previous games.
There is something cool in it all, unlike you know basically wanking up your character to the point where he kills god.
>Didn't Ancient Gods make Doomguy into some sort of multiversal reality warper or some shit?
He basically killed satan and god in the new game. And this is unbelievably cringe for anyone to accept.
lets see
DOOM Slayer
>Dies to 4 UAC rockets
>Dies to lava
>Dies to a handful of UAC manufactured bullets.
>Can not fly
>Literally collects weapons and ammunition manufactured by the UAC and other human corporations to kill enemies
So basically some guy who can be literally stopped if you drop him into a pit he can not get out of is supposed to kill god. With guns, he needed to collect from humans.
This is incredibly cringe.
>People basically took the DOOM 3 story as canon in all previous games.
Oh look. A zoomer larping as someone who grew up with the old game is talking out of his ass again. What a surprise
Doom guy was cooler when he is just a guy who is too angry to die.
The Doom novels from the 90's?
>The Doom novels from the 90's?
Read them. Trust me they are great.
The great communicator!
Although I do agree that vs battle fanboys tend to make shit up to hype up their favorite characters those videos are about the adaptes astartes from warhammer not master chief.
>not master chief.
See this video.
He casually mentioned this absolute self debunking
>In games like halo [the game play is not canon]
Time code 1:42 to 2:06
These gayots are insufferable because of this.
They will literally ignore anything that makes their fav character week and cherry pick to the max.
The death battles community is so cancerous because it is fricken insane. This is no longer a casual talking if superman can kill batman without any problems. IT is a fanboy fueled shitfest of epic proportions where they dig up the most ridiculous crap and pretend that this is 900% the truth. While literally ignoring what should be primary canon like games.
I do not know how extreme you can get if you reject halo games and consider halo novels canon. Because halo was made up as a game and everything in the game was made to serve game play and be fun.
>Why are there no heavy weapons?
>Why is this machine so exposed?
>Why don't they?
Is all because halo is a glorified shooting gallery. Where you shoot colorful aliens with guns who are balanced for fun and multiplayer.
DOOM is even more extreme because the people who made doom literally told you that the plot in games is like plot in a porno. And if you ever did read the text lore in the 90s DOOM games you understand.
Halo novel writers are basically hacks and miserable fiends tasked with the task to basically bend over backwards to make sense of the game play and the stupid strategic decisions that the human and alien militaries make. Pro tip it is because the aliens are basically targets to be shot by the player who is playing a computer version of a shooting gallery. This is why the alien glider is peak moronic if you compare it to helicopters of today.
It is this way because a real helicopter who drops rockets annihilates a spartan in seconds. AND this would not be fun in a game like this.
>They will literally ignore anything that makes their fav character week and cherry pick to the max.
Yes, that is the basic rules of the show. The characters at their maximum capacity.
>Yes, that is the basic rules of the show
I think you fail to understand the problem.
If 2 peaces of lore contradict one another then these morons will pick the one who makes their character more powerful.
Lets take Halo for a example if lets say they see that in game MC dies to 1 or 2 rockets they will ignore this and only push that the obscure toy description at McDonald's is where the real lore is because it says that MC can take rockets to the face like it is nothing.
And this is fricken moronic.
>If 2 peaces of lore contradict one another then these morons will pick the one who makes their character more powerful.
Yes, that is one of the pillars of this show. The other is that they ignore the personality of the character and he is always thirsty for blood
>The other is that they ignore the personality of the character and he is always thirsty for blood
This is not a problem.
>that is one of the pillars of this show
Translation.
>They abandon all logic and basically make up whatever they want by cherry picking
This literally disqualifies them from being taken seriously.
See:
And do not post pictures of yourself.
ignore gameplay,only lore counts
but that makes sense, you decide to criticize the only good thing about this show
Not wrong but schoolyard bickering is what the commercial internet at large has been since inception.
You can't be surprised that such puerile behavior is commonplace here or anywhere on the internet.
>has been since inception.
And now it is time to grow up.
>such puerile behavior
It is one thing to take lets say Superman TAS VS Batman TAS in a schoolyard bickering. it is another level of fricked if you then pretend that the obscure McDonald's toy description is canon to Batman and that the TAS is basically noncanon because you have some platonic abstract concept of 1 THE BATMAN in your head and are basically making up shit at this point by doing these moves.
And what makes it even more cancerous is that moronic show death battles where its fanboys take the made up crap these idiots push as the word of god.
Most outrageous example Popeye.
The death battle show basically says words without any sources. This is not a problem if you are debating 1 show VS another show however a franchise as expensive as Popeye who has multiple decades of comics and movies and cartoons....
It is basically
>This happened.
>Frick you I'm not saying when or where this happened go prove it did not happen!
It is incredibly crazy and the absolute state of these gayots is unbelievable. like basically defraying all forms of logic to push their own narrative example jojo
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That is fuken insane. They literally ignore anything in stone ocean that contradicts them interpreting jolyne as the most powerful person she can be.
TBC.
What makes Jolyne so insane is that the example proves the gayots at death battles literally make up all they are saying or are so incompetent that they do not understand the words they are using.
>Kilotones of TNT
And we are finished.
There is not even 1 kilotone of TNT in any of these scenes not speaking of 441 kilotones of TNT.
These idiots do not even understand what a kilotone of TNT even is.
Kilotones of TNT measure explosive power. And there was not even 1 kilotone explosion in that show or all the humans would turn into liquid and the prison would cease to exist.
And there is not formula to convert moving speed of something into kilotones of TNT. There is no formula provided the moron only speaks numbers fast and pretends he has proven something. He basically has proven that he makes up all his numbers.
>Death battles are moronic but I am obsessed with them
I find the concept of obsessing over how two fictional characters from completely different properties would win in a "fight" when it all depends on writer fiat, it's literally shit that kids at recess would talk about.
>my cartoons can beat your cartoons
I'll never undertand why subhumans watch shows like they're fricking sports, getting behind their favorite character as if they're a competing athlete rather than a part of a story.
Like I said, it's people that never grew beyond playground discussions.
Nobody on Cinemaphile has.
Why are battleboarders compared to playground level discussions? And so what if it is similar if its a fun hobby and lens to look through literary works? Just because you don't understand doesn't mean there isn't any value in it at all.
Power scaling is a fun hobby shut up its not hurting anybody soo why do this