Death by body paint

Death by body paint

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so did they kill her and paint her gold or did they paint her gold and wait with her until she died?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Painting her gold is what killed her. This paint is deadly. And it killed her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she died from the skin not able to breathe
        which is moronic unless she's Quiet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt the actual actress almost die because they painted her entire body so the skin couldn't breathe?

      Yes, because i too breathe with my skin and not my lungs. Sometimes i just hold my breath and let my skin breath, it's not working properly, probably because i still have clothes on.

      This makes no fricking sense to me

      Wut? You don't breathe with your skin? dis homie be breathing with his mouth n shitz.

      you're fricking moronic obviously i don't mean breathing in the literal sense but there was an article i read that said she went into shock or some shit

      >these zoomers haven't seen Goldfinger
      >and if they did they were probably on their phones during this scene

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This xillennial moron thinks he breathes through his skin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old man yells at cloud

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt the actual actress almost die because they painted her entire body so the skin couldn't breathe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because i too breathe with my skin and not my lungs. Sometimes i just hold my breath and let my skin breath, it's not working properly, probably because i still have clothes on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This poster was "educated" in a public school in America

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wut? You don't breathe with your skin? dis homie be breathing with his mouth n shitz.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dis homie be breathing with his mouth n shitz.
            You better be a nog because if you unironically speak like this you're an embarrassment to your race.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's clearly being ironic. You're an idiot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You need to be beaten with a hardened newspaper until you stop acting like a nog. Ironic or not you're a fricking embarassment and it's shit like this that dilutes our race.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're fricking moronic obviously i don't mean breathing in the literal sense but there was an article i read that said she went into shock or some shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dis homie be breathing with his mouth n shitz.
          You better be a nog because if you unironically speak like this you're an embarrassment to your race.

          Yes, im the moron because you morons think you can actually breath with your skin. You can't, and if you have been in a swimming pool you would know that you can't die because "your skin can't breath" and the fact you couldn't figure this out for yourself shows how fricking moronic you actually are.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, im the moron
            I accept your concession. Now have a nice day wigger.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm mocking you, you moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > You can't, and if you have been in a swimming pool you would know that you can't die because "your skin can't breath"
            DEEPEST BLUEST MY SKIN IS LIKE A LUNGFISH

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skin doesnt breathe moron there isn't any other sense. You just got busted right now for npc behavior. You think no one knows people have been talking about this movie and "skin could not breathe" bullshit for decades? You repeat it verbatim while acting like you know any better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        amerisharts, everyone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This makes no fricking sense to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, is there something you'd like to tell us?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      urban myth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the skin couldn't breathe?
      No such thing. She died of heat stroke.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know how clothing is called ”breathable”? Meaning it allows sweat to evaporate through it? The paint won’t allow that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it allows sweat to evaporate
        The stink fumes...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, last time I took a bath I nearly died from drowning

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t really need to sweat when you’re in water

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't breathe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something similar happened to bill ward from Black Sabbath.

      >Iommi claims that Ward almost died after a prank-gone-wrong during recording of Vol. 4 in 1972.[4] The band were renting a Bel Air mansion belonging to John DuPont of the DuPont chemical company. The band found several spray cans of gold DuPont paint in a room of the house; finding Ward naked and unconscious after a night of heavy drinking, they thought it would be funny to cover the drummer from head to toe in gold paint.[4] Ward soon became violently ill and had a seizure and an ambulance had to be called. The paint had blocked all of Ward's pores, which his bandmates were subsequently informed can be fatal.[4]

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That probably had more to do with the insane amount of dangerous fumes they were saturating him with than his skin pores getting clogged.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOLDFINGER!
    HE'S THE MAN,
    THE MAN WITH THE MIIIIIIIIDAS TOUCH
    A SPIDER'S TOUCH!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SUCH A COLD FINGER

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "urban legends" are the things STUPID MEWLING PEASANTS believe and repeat to each other as if it were fact, because it makes some minimum level of sense intuitively, and they want to impress other STUPID MEWLING PEASANTS by repeating it
    like "masks protect against covid because it's like a filter! like N95!"

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breathing through the skin
    ah yes, prease remove crothes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am ashamed of my words and deeds

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A whole lot of room temperature iqs in this thread. You gays really never heard of pores?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons on this board surely must be insecure about their intelligence. So always at the ready to call someone a moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us all about the urban legends you believe. Oh, you can't, because you've integrated them into your worldview and have no actual idea how to discern, you bluepilled dumb frick.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people breathe through their feet. which is why I always blow and lick my girlfriends feet to stimulate air flow.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE LOVES ONLY GOLD
    ONNLLLLLLLY GOLD
    HE
    LOVES
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLD

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people do breathe through their skin morons, they just dont breathe air

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    brown people thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be the Octopussy thread actually.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gold people thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PRETTY GIRL
      BEWARE OF HIS HEART OF GOLD
      THIS HEART IS COLD

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they dipped her in molten gold

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's cheddar actually.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Britgays unironically believe that you breathe through your skin
    lmfao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you think we stay in the swamps so long your fat frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >laugh at the pure joy of grown men having dumb fun
        >realize I have no guy friends to enjoy life with
        >slide into a loneliness fueled depression
        >what would cheer me up?
        >watches the webm again and feels better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fascinating, what's next for you?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably gonna go recreate that webm by myself in some mud and die by asphyxiation.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao. I just bought an air rifle so I can start shooting the rats that keep stealing my bird seed. it's game on with those frickers. there's always ways to find fun in mundane things

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that seems like fun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's true, I saw a video where a guy jumped into a pool of oil, he had his head covered with a plastic bag so his face was clean but after he got out he started freaking out because he couldn't breathe

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She got goldfingered or not?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene appeals to my full body encasement fetish. Anyone else?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never got that fetish. What do you feel? Or want?
      Curious because I had a friend who had it but never really asked.
      To me that's the ultimate nightmare - being completely immobilized/burried alive/completely paralyzed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls being immobilised, stuck in skin tight restrains. Basically there's overlap with bondage peril fetish. I like girl buried alive fetish scenarios too as long as there is some life support to not let her suffocate or die of starvation.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This gave me a fetish that there is almost zero content for.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely you meant oil.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the original book it was revealed that Goldfinger liked to frick women painted gold but they'd leave the back unpainted so the pores could still do their thing. After she betrayed him to Bond Goldfinger had her covered from head to toe. Then her dyke sister gets her throat slashed open by Oddjob.

    Being a woman around Bond is dangerous shit...

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Close my mouth
    >Still able to breathe
    Explain this if I’m not breathing through my skin right now how am I breathing????

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