*deep tomboy voice*
>Hey Anon, you are going to see my new movie, right? It's going to be pretty kino
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*deep tomboy voice*. >Hey Anon, you are going to see my new movie, right? It's going to be pretty kino
HARVESTED
you’re a homosexual if you’re attracted to tomboys.
Haha no! Only a very insecure man thinks that being attracted to girls is gay
No, they're just insecure and lack confidence. So yes, they're homosexuals but not homosexuals.
how is am I insecure and unconfident for wanting to break a tough girl into my frick toy?
are you also one of those morons who think cheating wife porn is automatically for cucks and not for dudes who think it would be hot to bang a married woman?
You are a pleb. However you're a homosexual if you are attracted to "stoner girls".
Seriously smoke dope but don't make it your major personality trait.
>you're a gaygor if you're attracted to women
Yes, I'm bisexual and find the melding of the good parts of dudes and the good parts of women with the extreme downsides of both sanded off to be highly appealing.
The absolute worst trend in tomboy related fiction is when the straggot moid who wrote her character arc makes it all about feminizing her to be more like a normal woman. Completely misses the point; goes from an appreciation of a personality type into total vandalism of a character.
>t. been married a hot athletic bi tomboy with autism and a job making x3 my pay for 8 years
no
have a nice day psycho
Fine, I will attempt suicide by wearing myself out smashing hot tomboy pussy tonight.
mentally deranged homosexuals are the only "people" who find tomboys hott
I just like the idea of fricking a woman that isn't stupid/useless
I want a virago ass hoe because I am weakwilled and lazy
And pothead chicks. Alcoholic chicks are fun though.
Get new material for shitposting
>Heh, you're shit posting
I kinda fell in love with her a little bit looking at this picture. This is a real girl that I would keep coming up with clever ideas to keep on her toes. It's like an engine the way the right one gets you. And you can tell just by looking half the time, we wear our sins and baggage on our faces more than we think. All this, though, considering my perception of her in Twilight era, does not apply. CGI tier makeup mcblank face is like a literal wall
Like a face condom and worse IMO than a muslim woman intentionally covering her face with the opposite rational.
Youre not KS
it depends, Kristen
will you show breasts?
Kristen is one of the few celebs that have full on masturbation videos out there
OK. where?
use google and you'll find it within 15 seconds
Arterton's still is yet to be topped
link?
with audio is much better
her mosquito bites with the third world nipples are kino, wait until you see her arby special on google
That might be fun for a time waster.
She'll end up a chain smoking skinnyfat single mother, tattoos on her fatceps, dressed in filthy cut offs and a bikini top
Black person she's like 35, what kind of prediction do you think you're making
She's a woman, she'll grow desperate and shit out a bastard anytime now
This is the bottoming out of civilization
Civilization has less than 5 years left anyway
*deep tomboy voice*
>Hey Anon, just because I let you put your dick in my ass doesn't mean I'm not a lesbian, godddd
if she shows her feet and there are no Black folk, yes
still would
DUDE
>funny women existing
I can only think of Elaine from Seinfeld or sassy black women being unintentionally funny
OOOOH
HE NEED SOME MILK
kekked when someone edited that into the splat albert webm
I think Chad Chad is pretty funny
fellow chad chad enjoyer love her videos
diane in cheers, but only when the uppity b***h gets put in her place. to a less satisfying extent, dee from it's always sunny
Women can be funny when acting out roles written by funny male writers. Are there good female writers? Can women independently come up with funny jokes? That’s more of the question.
I'm sure it will be really fricking stupid
Why are you trying to make me hate KS?
she's not even a stoner and she's like 40, pass
Hm
stoner footbawd seducing me...needs rape correction
>heh anon what are you inhaling down there? you don't even have a bong
This b***h is disgusting, but I really want to frick her.
big ears like bambi
If she is writing. And we have a current writers strike. Lol someone should get those idiots to rally and attack her for damaging the strike.
bhenchod madarchod chutia randi
yes i am. i will see it in theaters.
There's this girl at work who's a tom boy and awkwardly keeps trying to flirt with me. She's 36. I'm 34. What should I do?
have sex with her (with a condom)
why can't western women just be feminine and cute? why are they all pothead slobs?
>why can't western women just be feminine and cute? why are they all pothead slobs?
that makes no sense though. reddit loves trannies and slovenly girls and hates femininity
Oh go the frick away you flooding Black person
Forehead bigger than the runway at Tenerife and more plastic surgery operations than the # of people killed in the disaster. This girl is unironically mid and I don't get people's obsession with Asians bordering on uncanny valley. At least post a cute one.
we've got to go back
Is there a worse "personality" than being a pothead?
being a meth head
Meth heads can at least be entertaining. It's like watching a zombie in real life, you never know if they'll smash themselves against a glass panel or bite someone.
a beer guy
Comb your mullet you smelly hag.
the only good stoner comedies are the harold and kumar movies and they really wouldn't lose anything with some minor adjustments to remove the dude weed elements
>Non-white poojeets and chinks drooling over and fricking white women
It’s the writers coping because it never happens IRL.
>MFW you remember K-Stew has a literally perfect bald innie and you've seen it
this b***h always looks as if she smells of wet garbage
Anon. Be honest.
Would you mind having a tomboy (K. Stewart) gf?
She won't cheat on you; she won't lie to you. but the real condition is that she will always sleeping around with other women.
She will constantly tease you about it by sending you pics of other girls when she's flirting with them or after she have fricked them.
from time to time, you might get a threesome with your tomboy gf and gf but that's usually for the special occasion.
Still, you won't frick any other men. because in the end of the day. she belongs to you and you only. Would you? Be honest.
>She won't cheat on you
>she will always sleeping around with other women
>she belongs to you and you only
>sending you pics of other girls when she's flirting with them or after she have fricked them
wat
exactly what it means anon. How can she cheat on you if it's consensual? And especially to other women?
is that milly?
I haven't seen a single movie she has been in and will continue this streak until death.
How long until Stewart troons out?