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*defeats any Cinemaphile character*

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not-Q from horse show

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Kion from The Lion Guard defeat 1 trillion lions?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 trillion Simbas
    Stalemate b***h.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile - Gogeta big bang Kamehameha
    Cinemaphile - Thragg destroys the entire planet
    Cinemaphile - Caine from VTMB kills them all just by being there and them attacking him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lions used lion catapult.
      >Muh second dimension!
      >The lions created a type 3 civilization while waiting.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong reply dumbass

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mirror Master could hide in the mirror dimension until the lions starved to death

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese ray'd

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beast Boy will transform int a lion woman.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT SO FAST

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      h-he’s strong…

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NANI‽

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhh lionxisters??

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sends your entire pride to the shadow realm.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popeye tanked the universe being erased; those lions can't do dick to him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      comic Popeye is infinitely better than cartoon Popeye

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is the big guy still there?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's the Jeep equivalent of God.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I eats me spinach
      >Phonk.wav

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I mean, it's a lot of lions.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Related

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  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 trillion of these frickers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your math don't add up

      Even if we don't consider the entire stampede as equally responsible for killing Mufasa, he still took like five or six hits on-screen and likely several more before actually going down. While Mufasa is clearly an above-average lion, he's not so much so that we can round down when counting out our wildebeest.

      Call it ten trillion stampeding wildebeest to be one the safe side.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gojo

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bert Lahr solos

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman still wins.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even counting the legendary ones, some moron actually believes that one of every Pokemon can't beat a trillion lions. Some regular Pokemon are continental busting just from physical attacks. What the frick are they gonna do when just one of them obliterates most of them just by punching the floor?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody could defeat one trillion lions by just like, meal prepping and sitting inside for a few weeks. They're 1 trillion lions. No ecosystem in existence can sustain them. Forget about food, they're not even going to effectively find and share water. One week for most to die out, two weeks for the rest to kill each other, three for the survivors to serve or wounds get infected and die. Pack some MREs and water. It won't be fun but its like a zombie apocalypse but even more easy and moronic

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who wins now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good triumphs over evil.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good triumphs over evil.

      They would erase each other if they ever came into contact.
      It's a tie.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets btfo'd by 1 billion of the one animal feared more irl

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman wins with prep time

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There exists an estimate of 20 quadrillion ants on Earth
    >Can also make them grow to the size of a lion

  23. 7 months ago
    Birchy

    1 trillion Lions vs 1 billion Spongebobs.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enters sleep mode
    >Outlives all the lions
    >Compacts their remains and builds a town from their corpses.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omni-Man could do 'em pretty easily since he can fly fast enough to cause nuclear explosions. A few atomic laps around the planet and the lions are dust.

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