Del Toro's Frankenstein will be the kino of the century

Del Toro's Frankenstein will be the kino of the century

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is that? switzerland?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so. And I can't wait.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frankenstein comes from Transylvania, dumbass.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no fricking shit, einstein

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stein
    >garfield (Garfinkel)
    >isaac
    tiresome

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oscar Isaac is Hispanic, homosexual. His full name is Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oscar Isaac is Hispanic, homosexual. His full name is Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Franken-STEEN.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds antisemite

      https://i.imgur.com/ntlS7Ji.png

      Del Toro's Frankenstein will be the kino of the century

      too many meme actors. i refuse to believe this could be good.

      also, anons, help me out here. there is a frankenstein movie i want to find and i forgot which one it was. there are like dozens. this might have been straight to tv. in it, frankenstein makes a device that basically copies whatever is in it, so when he puts his arm in the device, you see an arm in the tank. eventually he puts himself in the device and makes a copy, but something goes wrong, which is why his monster is all messed up. other than this detail, it follows the original story pretty closely.
      i know this description is shit, but if anyone knows which one it was, that would be amazing. was early to mids 90s i saw this as a kid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >antisemite
        It's a compliment.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its really not
          btw the biggest anti semites now are lunatic leftoids and trannies, congratulations. swell buncha friends you got there. maybe you can all dilate after your march for palestine, homosexual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do botched circumcisions count as trannies?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yoohoo fellow civic nationalists (because ethno nationalism is a no no keeping me from profit). Did you know antisemites are the real communist hippie homosexuals? Oh no! Better not be like them, k? Just please stop noticing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >too many meme actors.
        My thought exactly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Garfield is out, the monster is now Jacob Elordi

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does that fat frick have to use canes now?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Del Shitto
    >kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will it actually try to adapt the book this time?

      >Del Toro
      >kino
      hahaha

      pinnochio was good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >will it actually try to adapt the book this time?
        yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could not stand his Pinnochio and stopped watching about 1/4 through.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Del Toro
    >kino
    hahaha

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will be pozzed slop like all his other garbage.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he turned Creature from the Black Lagoon into an anthro fetish film bashing you over the head with moralizing.

    Prepare for Frankenstein to give a monologue about how he's gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course Frankie is gay. He has multiple men inside him at all times.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I do remember reading the book and getting the vibe that Frankenstein was a closet gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        James Whale, the original director of Frankenstein, was gay and I'm sure that Del Toro is going to inject that as a homage to him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so was Mary Shelley an original fujo?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No because frankenstein isn't a homosexual. I guess that poster thinks having a friend = gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay vibes are virtually obligatory with gothic horror, sorry

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS GAY, GOYIM. NOW GIVE US YOUR MONEY.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Frankenstein and Cleval weren't gay as frick
          come on now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everything is gay because gay people have no culture
            No

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frankenstein goes mad only after his wife is killed, and it's the torment of her being harmed they drives him into the Orkneys or wherever. I don't doubt the story can be re explored with him being gay (they do it in penny dreadful) but it doesn't work as well if his actual lover dies first

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This winning best picture was so fricking funny and pathetic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy midwit take

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least we got to see Sally Hawkins’ ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was gay, Frankenstein?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worth it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she seems so average at first but she has a surprise insane body

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >surprise insane body
          down bad

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, another Frankenstein adaptation i cant wait, so original.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it is in fact original, because none of them follow the fricking book

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow, another Frankenstein adaptation i cant wait, so original.

        I'm split. Del Toro can make a really beautiful scene, and the actual book is more of a tour guide to the city than horror. But he's also great at taking a left turn where there's no road, so it might suck too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a single Frankenstein that at least mirrors the open and close of the book in the ice wastes?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is hilarious when it comes to the climax of that film. Holy shit Branagh went full moron.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped watching it half way through about 20 years ago. How did it end

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bonham Carter gets the Bride treatment, but acts like a spastic. She gets her head set on fire--I shit you not--and proceeds to not die for the next several minutes as she sprints through all the House Frankenstein sets and burns them all down. It then proceeds to end as in the book, but with a truly cheap looking soundstage/watertank setpiece of loud bombast and hamfisted acting by both DeNiro and Branagh. You're glad to see them both die by the end, but still feel somewhat hollow at the finale having wasted the time and attention on something so undeserving.

                Just dreadful stuff, but hilarious in how much you can see the ego-mad dream come apart at the seams.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Branagh is a funny director. He can ocassionally put out good stuff, but he always tries to be punch way higher than his weight.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can't remember how it opens but the De Niro frankenstein ends in the arctic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It begins with an exhausted, dying Frankenstein recounting his story to the crew he is with in the north pole and it ends with the creature saddened that he drove his father to die that he self-immolates along with the corpse.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The De Niro movie follows it fairly closely

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just Del Toro's adaptation of Frankenstein?Book or original movie? Any gimmicks, modern retelling, same story but it takes place in South America...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When did Peck's Captain Ahab meet frankenstein? Crossovers no one predicted

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino cast at least

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Issac is seemingly poison

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine will be better

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this porker going to shoehorn muh evil Spanish fascists into this one?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Del Taco we need to make the picture to prove of us being here, yes please?
    >Alright but I am not taking more than ten steps away from the base and you will have to find some young and strong boys to carry me back

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hm but did you know Frankenstein is actually not the monster?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frankenstein was the real monster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      technically the monster is frankenstein, he is Junior

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? Of course he is. You mean he isn't the reanimated corpse.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how will he subtly hint wypipo bad in this movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yet he is an obese rich glutton, interesting.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The monster is an irredeemable butthole btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frankenchud just wanted a waifu

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Del Toro movies:
    >Pinocchio
    Shit.

    >Nightmare Alley
    Ok

    >Shape of water
    Bad

    >Crimson Peak
    Meh

    >Pacific Rim
    Good

    >Hellboy 2
    Good

    >Pan's Labyrinth
    Kino

    >Hellboy 1
    Ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blade 2 bros...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the future, please avoid the needless spaces

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devil's Backbone?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haven't watched along with Mimic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mimic is pretty bad. Concept isn't terrible, but it's otherwise SciFi movie of the week tier.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's too bad, Taco man I remember b***hing in the past about Mimic. Apparently it was massively screwed by executive meddling.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the worst taste I've ever seen on this board

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if you have good taste anon, but it is exactly the same as mine, including Blade 2.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tastelet has never seen Cronos, at least you’re correct about Pan being his best work.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hellboy 2 and Pan's are slop, Hellboy 1 is kino.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pan's are slop
        have a nice day, you have utterly terrible taste

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Touched a nerve? Pan's is a kid movie with le gore. It's a hack job and quintessentially reddit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just thought it was kind of boring.

            Shape of Water was good. Pacific Rim is a guilty pleasure, I feel the third act really drags and the setting (underwater) was not utilized well. Otherwise it is pure joy, that robot vs kaiju action in the city is fricking KINO.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Andrew Garfield
    yikes

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the spiteful child murderer is going to be portrayed as a victim right?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left looks like Mountain of Madness honestly.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be mediocre with fantastic visuals. That's basically every Del Toro movie.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Story takes place in 19th century Geneva, Switzerland.
    >cast hispanics and mutts
    What a waste, Branagh version is better.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Van Helsing's (2004) Frankenstein is the best.
    On the other hand be prepared to see how Del Toro's writting team make him bisexual or something and turn the whole movie into a failed attempt of humanizing the monster and force the audience to feel pity on a empty character, with an extra and unnecessary Hideo Kojima kameo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and turn the whole movie into a failed attempt of humanizing

      Where the frick am I? Reddit?
      The monster was in the wrong yes but he had his reasons, imagine being born a deformed creature and your dad just runs away from you and people try to kill you when you did nothing wrong?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying anything about Frankenstein. I'm saying the Del Toro's pozzed ass writers will fail at making the audience feel empathy for him and humanize him., as they failed with Pinocchio.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boss's weakspot is a glowing orb in the middle of his chest

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There was none among the myriads of men who existed who would pity or assist me; and should I feel kindness towards my enemies? No: from that moment I declared everlasting war against the species, and, more than all, against him who had formed me, and sent me forth to this insupportable misery.
    >You must create a female for me, with whom I can live in the interchange of those sympathies necessary for my being.
    the supreme gentleman's monster

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am alone and miserable. Only someone as ugly as I am could love me

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk. What winners has del toro made other than Pan's Labyrinth and the devil's backbone?
    Shape of Water was nothing insightful or interesting, and very on the nose with the "white man bad" stuff.

    Man seems to be riding on coattails of his "quirk image" and not stuff of actual substance.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first half of the movie is about Mary Shelley and the night she came up with the story and the second half of the film is the actual frankenstein story where all the people from her life are characters in her story
    there I saved you the time of pretending to wanting to watch another homosexual Frankenstein flick

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garfield is already out. This movie will be shit.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited to read this news. I love Del Toro movies.
    Which of these guys is going to play Frankenstein I wonder? It's probably Garfield, which will be the best choice for sure.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting for his "At the Mountains of Madness" adaptation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say the same about his Bioshock adaption but he already made Shape of Water and Nightmare Alley so I can frick off.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe this fat hack moron did male monster fricking before doing female monster fricking

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't take this guy seriously after he waddled onto camera to introduce steaming shit after shit in his little anthology show. It was on par with the VHS movies. Hack.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why was the puppet so mad at mussolini ?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. del Toro, shouldn't we make a more appealing and human-like design that projects warmth and innocence?
    >-No! I'm a grim guy that likes dark stuff! the people needs to know that! so leave the creepy emotionless puppet design as it is!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better if you stick to Minions, buddy. I think there's a new one coming out later this year.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god it's not stop animation again

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, frankenstein's monster will be a metaphor for late stage capitalism and frankenstein will be a nazi and this is why we need socialism

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oscar Isaac
    Dropped

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Andrew Garfield

    Hard pass

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    First, it del Toro, so no.
    Second, it's going to be a currentyear+2 (or +3) movie so we know it's going to reach shit levels previously thought as impossible.
    Just accept it, all hope is gone and the only way is down. Enjoy the ride.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What an awful cast

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mia Goth
    >always plays gothic roles

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