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where the frick is that? switzerland?
I hope so. And I can't wait.
Frankenstein comes from Transylvania, dumbass.
no fricking shit, einstein
>stein
>garfield (Garfinkel)
>isaac
tiresome
Oscar Isaac is Hispanic, homosexual. His full name is Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada.
>Oscar Isaac is Hispanic, homosexual. His full name is Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada.
It's Franken-STEEN.
take your meds antisemite
too many meme actors. i refuse to believe this could be good.
also, anons, help me out here. there is a frankenstein movie i want to find and i forgot which one it was. there are like dozens. this might have been straight to tv. in it, frankenstein makes a device that basically copies whatever is in it, so when he puts his arm in the device, you see an arm in the tank. eventually he puts himself in the device and makes a copy, but something goes wrong, which is why his monster is all messed up. other than this detail, it follows the original story pretty closely.
i know this description is shit, but if anyone knows which one it was, that would be amazing. was early to mids 90s i saw this as a kid.
>antisemite
It's a compliment.
its really not
btw the biggest anti semites now are lunatic leftoids and trannies, congratulations. swell buncha friends you got there. maybe you can all dilate after your march for palestine, homosexual.
Do botched circumcisions count as trannies?
>Yoohoo fellow civic nationalists (because ethno nationalism is a no no keeping me from profit). Did you know antisemites are the real communist hippie homosexuals? Oh no! Better not be like them, k? Just please stop noticing.
>too many meme actors.
My thought exactly.
Garfield is out, the monster is now Jacob Elordi
does that fat frick have to use canes now?
>Del Shitto
>kino
will it actually try to adapt the book this time?
pinnochio was good
>will it actually try to adapt the book this time?
yes
I could not stand his Pinnochio and stopped watching about 1/4 through.
>Del Toro
>kino
hahaha
It will be pozzed slop like all his other garbage.
he turned Creature from the Black Lagoon into an anthro fetish film bashing you over the head with moralizing.
Prepare for Frankenstein to give a monologue about how he's gay.
Of course Frankie is gay. He has multiple men inside him at all times.
tbh I do remember reading the book and getting the vibe that Frankenstein was a closet gay
James Whale, the original director of Frankenstein, was gay and I'm sure that Del Toro is going to inject that as a homage to him.
so was Mary Shelley an original fujo?
No because frankenstein isn't a homosexual. I guess that poster thinks having a friend = gay
Gay vibes are virtually obligatory with gothic horror, sorry
>EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS GAY, GOYIM. NOW GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
>Frankenstein and Cleval weren't gay as frick
come on now
>everything is gay because gay people have no culture
No
Frankenstein goes mad only after his wife is killed, and it's the torment of her being harmed they drives him into the Orkneys or wherever. I don't doubt the story can be re explored with him being gay (they do it in penny dreadful) but it doesn't work as well if his actual lover dies first
This winning best picture was so fricking funny and pathetic
holy midwit take
At least we got to see Sally Hawkins’ ass.
He was gay, Frankenstein?
worth it
she seems so average at first but she has a surprise insane body
>surprise insane body
down bad
Oh wow, another Frankenstein adaptation i cant wait, so original.
yes, it is in fact original, because none of them follow the fricking book
I'm split. Del Toro can make a really beautiful scene, and the actual book is more of a tour guide to the city than horror. But he's also great at taking a left turn where there's no road, so it might suck too.
Is there a single Frankenstein that at least mirrors the open and close of the book in the ice wastes?
It is hilarious when it comes to the climax of that film. Holy shit Branagh went full moron.
I stopped watching it half way through about 20 years ago. How did it end
Bonham Carter gets the Bride treatment, but acts like a spastic. She gets her head set on fire--I shit you not--and proceeds to not die for the next several minutes as she sprints through all the House Frankenstein sets and burns them all down. It then proceeds to end as in the book, but with a truly cheap looking soundstage/watertank setpiece of loud bombast and hamfisted acting by both DeNiro and Branagh. You're glad to see them both die by the end, but still feel somewhat hollow at the finale having wasted the time and attention on something so undeserving.
Just dreadful stuff, but hilarious in how much you can see the ego-mad dream come apart at the seams.
Branagh is a funny director. He can ocassionally put out good stuff, but he always tries to be punch way higher than his weight.
can't remember how it opens but the De Niro frankenstein ends in the arctic.
It begins with an exhausted, dying Frankenstein recounting his story to the crew he is with in the north pole and it ends with the creature saddened that he drove his father to die that he self-immolates along with the corpse.
The De Niro movie follows it fairly closely
Is it just Del Toro's adaptation of Frankenstein?Book or original movie? Any gimmicks, modern retelling, same story but it takes place in South America...?
When did Peck's Captain Ahab meet frankenstein? Crossovers no one predicted
Kino cast at least
Issac is seemingly poison
Mine will be better
How is this porker going to shoehorn muh evil Spanish fascists into this one?
>Mr. Del Taco we need to make the picture to prove of us being here, yes please?
>Alright but I am not taking more than ten steps away from the base and you will have to find some young and strong boys to carry me back
hm but did you know Frankenstein is actually not the monster?
Frankenstein was the real monster.
technically the monster is frankenstein, he is Junior
What are you talking about? Of course he is. You mean he isn't the reanimated corpse.
how will he subtly hint wypipo bad in this movie
Yet he is an obese rich glutton, interesting.
The monster is an irredeemable butthole btw
frankenchud just wanted a waifu
Del Toro movies:
>Pinocchio
Shit.
>Nightmare Alley
Ok
>Shape of water
Bad
>Crimson Peak
Meh
>Pacific Rim
Good
>Hellboy 2
Good
>Pan's Labyrinth
Kino
>Hellboy 1
Ok
Blade 2 bros...
Good.
in the future, please avoid the needless spaces
Devil's Backbone?
haven't watched along with Mimic.
Mimic is pretty bad. Concept isn't terrible, but it's otherwise SciFi movie of the week tier.
It's too bad, Taco man I remember b***hing in the past about Mimic. Apparently it was massively screwed by executive meddling.
This is the worst taste I've ever seen on this board
I don't know if you have good taste anon, but it is exactly the same as mine, including Blade 2.
Tastelet has never seen Cronos, at least you’re correct about Pan being his best work.
Hellboy 2 and Pan's are slop, Hellboy 1 is kino.
>Pan's are slop
have a nice day, you have utterly terrible taste
Touched a nerve? Pan's is a kid movie with le gore. It's a hack job and quintessentially reddit.
I just thought it was kind of boring.
Shape of Water was good. Pacific Rim is a guilty pleasure, I feel the third act really drags and the setting (underwater) was not utilized well. Otherwise it is pure joy, that robot vs kaiju action in the city is fricking KINO.
>Andrew Garfield
yikes
So the spiteful child murderer is going to be portrayed as a victim right?
Left looks like Mountain of Madness honestly.
It'll be mediocre with fantastic visuals. That's basically every Del Toro movie.
>Story takes place in 19th century Geneva, Switzerland.
>cast hispanics and mutts
What a waste, Branagh version is better.
Van Helsing's (2004) Frankenstein is the best.
On the other hand be prepared to see how Del Toro's writting team make him bisexual or something and turn the whole movie into a failed attempt of humanizing the monster and force the audience to feel pity on a empty character, with an extra and unnecessary Hideo Kojima kameo.
>and turn the whole movie into a failed attempt of humanizing
Where the frick am I? Reddit?
The monster was in the wrong yes but he had his reasons, imagine being born a deformed creature and your dad just runs away from you and people try to kill you when you did nothing wrong?
I'm not saying anything about Frankenstein. I'm saying the Del Toro's pozzed ass writers will fail at making the audience feel empathy for him and humanize him., as they failed with Pinocchio.
>boss's weakspot is a glowing orb in the middle of his chest
>There was none among the myriads of men who existed who would pity or assist me; and should I feel kindness towards my enemies? No: from that moment I declared everlasting war against the species, and, more than all, against him who had formed me, and sent me forth to this insupportable misery.
>You must create a female for me, with whom I can live in the interchange of those sympathies necessary for my being.
the supreme gentleman's monster
>I am alone and miserable. Only someone as ugly as I am could love me
idk. What winners has del toro made other than Pan's Labyrinth and the devil's backbone?
Shape of Water was nothing insightful or interesting, and very on the nose with the "white man bad" stuff.
Man seems to be riding on coattails of his "quirk image" and not stuff of actual substance.
first half of the movie is about Mary Shelley and the night she came up with the story and the second half of the film is the actual frankenstein story where all the people from her life are characters in her story
there I saved you the time of pretending to wanting to watch another homosexual Frankenstein flick
Garfield is already out. This movie will be shit.
I'm excited to read this news. I love Del Toro movies.
Which of these guys is going to play Frankenstein I wonder? It's probably Garfield, which will be the best choice for sure.
I'm still waiting for his "At the Mountains of Madness" adaptation.
I'd say the same about his Bioshock adaption but he already made Shape of Water and Nightmare Alley so I can frick off.
Can't believe this fat hack moron did male monster fricking before doing female monster fricking
Can't take this guy seriously after he waddled onto camera to introduce steaming shit after shit in his little anthology show. It was on par with the VHS movies. Hack.
So why was the puppet so mad at mussolini ?
>Mr. del Toro, shouldn't we make a more appealing and human-like design that projects warmth and innocence?
>-No! I'm a grim guy that likes dark stuff! the people needs to know that! so leave the creepy emotionless puppet design as it is!
Better if you stick to Minions, buddy. I think there's a new one coming out later this year.
Thank god it's not stop animation again
let me guess, frankenstein's monster will be a metaphor for late stage capitalism and frankenstein will be a nazi and this is why we need socialism
>Oscar Isaac
Dropped
>Andrew Garfield
Hard pass
>kino
First, it del Toro, so no.
Second, it's going to be a currentyear+2 (or +3) movie so we know it's going to reach shit levels previously thought as impossible.
Just accept it, all hope is gone and the only way is down. Enjoy the ride.
What an awful cast
>Mia Goth
>always plays gothic roles