>delicious slampigs were considered gross in 2011

>delicious slampigs were considered gross in 2011
This is why no one takes you boomers seriously.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God she's so obese, how can you get to that point?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demeter's favour. You wouldn't understand.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >small breasts

    What's the point?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not that small

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the main thing. A big rack can make up for a lot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but it can't make up for that girl's flaws.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not when she's flabby and gross and they slump down to her knees when the top comes off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No thank you

        SLAM PIGGY

        god this is fricking PEAK performance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thick thighs and wide hips

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp
      if a fatty has small breasts, it's a big ol waste of time

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm......she's not even fat though?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is incredibly overweight lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't think it would take this long to get a reply.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably just a different anon. OP's girl is still overweight tho. Suggesting otherwise is massive cope

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a fricking 9/10 in Bongland.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a fat pig.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fat people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a virgin incel. If I did do the dating app thing I would say yes to a girl like her in hopes I could use her as a practice date. I would have 0 intent of long term dating or even short term fugging.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        These women won’t match with anyone. I once made an account and only swiped on fatties and matched with 3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pansexual
          Dropped.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really. So that's where you would draw the line when it comes to hamplanets.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              0 irony, yes. Weird ideologically loaded signals like that are worse than just being fat or unattractive. Queer, bi (polar or sexual), depressed, w33d lol, ACAB, MAGA , etc are all red flags. I can like someone who is not conventionally attractive for their personality.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean this?
                Women love making their entire bio and personality about this stuff

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is exactly the kind of profile I would skip.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Many such cases. It’s like they all copy the text from each other

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fraud specialist

                I wish I had my folder of smug anime girls on hand

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black Lives Matters. Her body, her choice. Mental illness ...

                For some reason the way that flows is humorous to me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She is basically listing up all the reasons why the west is collapsing lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >women's right to choice
                You can choose to kill babies but it doesn't absolve you of criticism
                >trans right are human rights
                What human rights do trans people not have?
                >BLM
                Racist b***h
                >sexuality does not equal gender
                No shit. Does she mean "sex" does not equal gender? Technically that's right too but gender is a pseudo-science that isn't actually supported by anything other than biased anacdotes.

                I am aware she isn't reading this post.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sexuality does not equal gender
                Hetero is not same as male, I agree with her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anti-pharm bs
                crazy what covid did

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's prep? Birth control? Though I doubt it since that sounds like a trannie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anti-HIV meds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick that's enough internet for now good night Cinemaphile

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                same

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It gets worse

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                shes basically a coomer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                music not bad that sucks she's such a vile person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nick Cave is overrated trash.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will never understand how people in USA want Marxism so bad. All these socialist wannabes would shit themselves when they had to wait for hours in line for fricking bread and would probably an hero without internet or the heavy censorship commie shitholes have.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I will NOT call you "Mommy" or "Daddy" (unless you're into Karl Marx cosplay). This is a hard limit
                Why is this so fricking funny?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I will NOT call you "Mommy" or "Daddy" (unless you're into Karl Marx cosplay).
                holy kek

                >I will NOT call you "Mommy" or "Daddy" (unless you're into Karl Marx cosplay).
                I want that on a t-shirt lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dominant personality far left feminist
                >except in the bedroom
                Typical woman

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I prefer to dissapoint one on one

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                somehow the hates outdoors part was the part that set me off, i loathe anyone who doesnt appreciate being out in nature

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >43 y/o

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I will NOT call you "Mommy" or "Daddy" (unless you're into Karl Marx cosplay).
                holy kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Karl Marx cosplay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feeld is where at the brainrotted coomers end up

                Yep and it ends up being 95% ENM and poly women

                >1 partner
                what am I looking at
                is this some kind of tinder for poly people

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes its a dating up for poly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >UndeadBogWitch
                im crying

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean this?
                Women love making their entire bio and personality about this stuff

                This is funny and all but it's just the polar opposite of the unhinged chud shit you commonly find here. The ironic thing is that the two types are made for each other

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                These women talk such a big game but can't even hold a conversation if it isn't centered around sex or performative outrage around social issues that have absolutely nothing to do with you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU'RE IN THERAPY
                Just another dumb b***h with severe daddy issues who prays to the gods of modern psychology. These are the type of women who will throw "queer" into a synopsis of themselves like it's defining characteristic instead of a sexual preference.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU'RE IN THERAPY AND VACCINATED, LEFTISTS ONLY

                At least she knows someone would have to be completely unhinged to be into her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope most of you realize this isn't a dating profile. It's a kink profile for casual sexual hookups. It's essentially an escort website, but you offer free services.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a world where fat divorced white women wield all the power

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It gets worse

                what has the world come to when even top shelf trophy catches like these are chronically single and permanently on dating apps.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feeld is where at the brainrotted coomers end up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Feeld is a location-based online dating application for iOS and Android that facilitates communication between people interested in ethical non-monogamy, polyamory, casual sex, kink, swinging, and other alternative relationship models and sexual preferences.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep and it ends up being 95% ENM and poly women

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ENM
                ?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ethically non-monogamous aka a woman will have 5 boyfriends while you only get to frick her once a week

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ethically non-monogamous
                why would you assume that people are so familiar with this term they would know the initialism?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because it was discussed earlier in the thread, frontpager.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it’s an incredibly popular thing with people these days. It’s the same thing as being poly but with different name. Why do you think all those dating charts show that half as many women are single than men?

                begone coomers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it’s an incredibly popular thing with people these days. It’s the same thing as being poly but with different name. Why do you think all those dating charts show that half as many women are single than men?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s an incredibly popular thing with people these days.
                no it isn't lmao. as the examples ITT show, it's only popular with a small minority of extremely mentally ill and incredibly low value radical feminists.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s been around for a while

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first instance appearing on a joke dictionary website in 2019 means it is a very new term. Most people have never heard it, including myself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the first time I ever heard of it was back in 2021 when people were making fun of that gremlin david hogg after someone found his tinder profile on which he said he was "ethically non-monogamous" with his girlfriend, aka a cuckold.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big Guy for You has been around "for a while"
                2019 was 5 years ago. How fricking young are you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >enm
                This is a huge trap laid by women in which they want to know who else you are fricking, and they will attempt to destroy it. Meanwhile, women will always have easier access to sex, and will attempt to make you a cuckold.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2019
                >a while

                2019 was like last week Black person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it’s an incredibly popular thing with people these days.
                Thank god I don't live in places where it's popular.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s incredibly popular

                Disgusting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Feeld is a location-based online dating application for iOS and Android that facilitates STD's
                ftfy famalama

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only wish they all ended up exclusively there and off of every other app. These kinds of dead ends litter every app I've ever installed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn’t matter. Like 80% of profiles on any app are bots or fakes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jew
                >sexually active at 15
                what a surprise that her life ended up the way it did

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >israeli and free Palestine
                Mental illness

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complete and utter turbo bawd
                >still masking
                this is so much more cringe when theyre combined, you gotta be a stuck up tight ass wad to still be masking

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does the Virgo Pisces Pisces thing mean?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                star sign virgo
                pisces moon
                pisces rising

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being 40 having FOUR kids and still putting your body out there for strangers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol this is some sorta kink app and the first paragraphs are that you essentially have to have a full committed relationship to get laid lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I need a husband!
                >but not really

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Little me loves Disney movies with cuddles, colouring, crafts, stufties and being looked after
                Like dating a child or a actual moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So pretty much all women

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Many such cases. It’s like they all copy the text from each other

                It gets worse

                Women were a mistake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why does she take prep if she's not a homo? I thought it was mostly gay and druggies who need prep?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anti-pharm bs
                >bootlickers, capitalists

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >obvious moron is obvious
                none of these "people" care about definitions of words or real history and facts. probably thinks the word oxymoron is an ableist slur

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s at least 10 words/terms here I don’t even know the meaning of.

                Am I the stupid one or do these people just know all this stuff because they’re freaks?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cinemaphile is designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The hardcore pro-lgbt morons going to bat for Palestine make me laugh every time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Free palestine
                Never gets fricking old. These idiots would be the first ones thrown off the roof if they were in Gaza but they do the equivalent of Lions rights while being a deer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                protip: ALL of those positions are self-destructive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                being pro anything outside of the USA is pants on head moronic and will regress them back to the dark ages. both israelites and other assorted sandBlack folk need to be fenced off and forgotten in their dessert hellscapes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weards

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dont

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek shes anti boot licker capitalist yet pro pharma and wtf is a swerf

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >supervised consumption
                What the frick is that? Is that the PC way of saying dieting?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Be so fat you’re attracted to literal cooking utensils.
            Mfw

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pansexual
          I mean can you blame her? She's willing to frick anything that's willing to frick her back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except that anon apparently

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that b***h is so fat her textures failed to load in.
          >Pansexual
          More like panpizzasexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No breasts and no ass
          Sad

          Are these from that poly bawds app too or is there a smorgasbord of fatties somewhere I'm missing out on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of fatties on feeld

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              feeld more like feed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >feed
                you called?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know what, just for the story . . .

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >screampuff
          You cant name yourself after what marshmallows do when you open the bag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        These women won’t match with anyone. I once made an account and only swiped on fatties and matched with 3

        The fatties are always looking for long term on those apps. I bet they'd do pretty well if they just liked everyone. Even gym rats can be chasers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love fat people
      I've seen so much porn I have x-ray vision

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate fat people
      I love them so long as their not buttholes which unfortunately most are same goes for skinnies.

      I used to be into slampigs until i saw one eat Infront of me, I bought a large stuffed crust pizza and she ate 6 slices and I ate 2, it was so fricking gross. Now i only go for thick chicks who go to the gym

      >I used to be into slampigs until i saw one eat Infront of me, I bought a large stuffed crust pizza and she ate 6 slices and I ate 2, it was so fricking gross. Now i only go for thick chicks who go to the gym
      Kek i trained this milf to get fat and eat Infront of me i love fat girls i have some sort of power over them i can't use on normal women but we all under sexxxed adhd nerds so it tracks

      My ex was a short stack. Sex was amazing, but she cheated on me two times. She ended up with some mentally ill guy and she lost that god tier ass she had.

      Very tempted to make a milf cheat on her hubby

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kek i trained this milf to get fat and eat Infront of me i love fat girls i have some sort of power over them
        Based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Juggalo has been waiting for her all his life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Shit. I actually know her. She works in news. I remember she would come in the office and you could literally smell her vegana. Shit reeked. She would wreck the girls bathroom all the time and I remember I saw her chug a 2 liter of coke. She drank it right from the bottle no cup kek

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thank you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No breasts and no ass
      Sad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat chicks aren't the same as a thick slampig. Stupid zoomer.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the optimal slam build

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me, shes so hot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's literally 16
        do you still think she's hot?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plastic bug people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a bug catcher but I agree 100% about the body type. All they have to do is not be fat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All they have to do is not be fat.
        This is true of all women. Where asians-in-asia succeed is at the actual not being fat part.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know a country is out of control when men are only asking women to stop being so fricking fat
        I mean Jesus Christ, there was a time women wanted to be thin. What the frick is happening?!?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Food happened

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Food be tastin good
          Working out? Da frick I wanna do that for

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the name of the second one with dyed hair? That's the first attractive Korean I've seen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would slam that with a rolled up newspaper

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do korean girls do nothing for me while japanese women get me going

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Korean beauty standards for women basically amount to looking like a little boy with feminine features and tons of makeup.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe. she looks like a WOMAN

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you like little girls instead of real women

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ugly prostitute.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but i love women aged 40+

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That bellybutton ring is awful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flabby ass, even jello has more consistency.
      If you pinch her ass, your thumb and index finger might touch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      go away you are attracted to trannies

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't share your strange fetish OP, but you'll find like minded fat frickers on /gif/

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I banged a slam pig once. It wasn’t all that. Her diet was terrible obviously and you can smell her sweat stink constantly. You can only imagine the smell from banging her from behind. Internet got you zoomers fricked up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the smell
      This guy legit bangs fatties lol, only a true fattyfricker knows about the smell

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would rip her underwear off and ravage that chubby delicious body
    yes I am American

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a slampig. That's hamplanet.

    For example, Amy Schumer was a slampig. Now that she gained more weight, Schumer is a hamplanet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure she qualifies as hamaxy of the milky whey

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200+ pounds
    >b cups
    Sad!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The saddest part is she's not even saved by a nice ass. She's just round

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look hot but when you see how lazy and easily exhausted they are and often filthy it begins to make you look down on her
    t. slampig girlfriend slightly larger than girl in OP

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OUGH

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to go to a bar that had a bartender that looked like this, but with bigger boobs. Only fat chick I ever had a crush on, her smile was just beautiful and she was so cheery.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this happen to me? I'm fit, healthy, make a lot of money, and 6ft tall.
    I fricking hate fat chicks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats wrong with fatties?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I poured my heart and soul into bettering myself and lost a shit load of weight in 2022. I take much better care of myself now, and I just can't get past how unappealing obesity is now.

        >30
        Almost everyone I went to school with got married right after high school. My best friend literally dropped to one knee for his gf on the football field after we got our diplomas lmao. I’m 25 now and it’s completely hopeless finding anyone I’d want to spend the rest of my life with.
        [...]
        They’re unattractive.

        I didn't know I was heading for loneliness until it was too late, you still have a chance. I thought I was doing something wrong, but that's just the dating pool at my age. I fricking hate this and wonder if it was ever worth it to slim down.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm the opposite the girls i attract like me better thick i was skinny girls had zero interest fat girls are just more attractive to me love big breasts thick tummy fupa ass thighs arms skinny girls boring even with big booba i like big everything

          Like she was asexual or what

          Dunno i still ponder but it was over a year ago now after i broke it off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whats wrong with fatties?
        The fact that they're fat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        when they were young, thin and hot they didn't acknowledged your existence
        now they are old, fat and used up they want your attention

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30
      Almost everyone I went to school with got married right after high school. My best friend literally dropped to one knee for his gf on the football field after we got our diplomas lmao. I’m 25 now and it’s completely hopeless finding anyone I’d want to spend the rest of my life with.

      Whats wrong with fatties?

      They’re unattractive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guarentee you they're either, divorced, unhappy as frick, or cheating.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I guarentee you they're either, divorced, unhappy as frick, or cheating.
          Lol literally described all 3 im talking too

          Two thicc one skinny ex thicc so shes still a thicc girl emotionally

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Out of my four close friends that got married, one is recently divorced(has a kid with her though), the other one constantly has very loud fights over the phone anytime we hang out that ends with him telling me “don’t get married” after he hangs up (they have 4 kids), my best friend that proposed on the football field is basically a babysitter for his wife. She seems borderline autistic doesn’t really seem to do much for him. He seems somewhat content though or at least hides it well but there’s a certain pain in his eyes I don’t remember. The last guy seems to genuinely love being married to his wife but they dated for like 8 years before getting married after graduation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fourth way - mid-20s asian girls in asia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 36 and am talking to a 27 year old who's in decent shape and doesn't have any kids. Only caveat is she lives with her mom. Unironically git gud.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birth rates are low enough you actually have a decent chance of finding women over 25 or even 30 with no kids. But they also usually don't want kids either.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes they don’t even want sex

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sometimes they don’t even want sex
            I ran into this sucks

            Birth rates are low enough you actually have a decent chance of finding women over 25 or even 30 with no kids. But they also usually don't want kids either.

            This too

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like she was asexual or what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ......just date younger girls?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother is 36 and his gf is 24, they've been together for four years. Just look for younger women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      I'm 36 and am talking to a 27 year old who's in decent shape and doesn't have any kids. Only caveat is she lives with her mom. Unironically git gud.

      and this

      ......just date younger girls?

      ... and this

      My brother is 36 and his gf is 24, they've been together for four years. Just look for younger women.

      If you believe dtncnsd22w591.jpg you are honestly not trying, or you have never left whatever blue city you live in.

      It is a big wide world out there. Probably the easiest way to find a tradwife is to join a christian group or something. Or if you are not religious you can travel, there are a lot of women who haven't been fed this idea they are all entitled to a 7ft millionaire football player hung like a donkey in different corners of America or abroad. You don't need to go to the Philippines, I mean you can if brown asian girls are your thing, but "sexpats" are like the biggest morons, you can broaden your horizons if you put a little effort in. Women in eastern europe and latin america will give you a crack, just don't act like a total cringe autist, get a decent haircut, a well fitting suit. Your mentality needs to change too, no more basement dweller trying to tranquilize himself from the world, start giving a shit about your life and just cut out anyone toxic from it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I wouldn't say go for 100% trad women because they tend to be boring.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of seeing fat people everywhere

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand how fat people manage arousal with each other, or how high value men demean themselves with faties in their lower moments. Solitude is not only preferable, it is obviously and vastly preferable. MUCH better to die alone than to use a fatty, even one time.

    I really really really extra fricking SUPER hate fat people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes a fatty finds another fatty and they make a baby together

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who also ends up being a fatty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whites having children
        literally nothing wrong with this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      having kids and raising wonderful people is always the preferred opportunity regardless of the woman

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needs to lose weight

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her bra is covering too much of her breasts. You need some kind of draw/sex appeal goddamn. You cannot have your gut further than your breasts

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        PLAPPLAPPLAP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnnnngg

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slampigs were considered gross in 2011
    Still are. Always will be.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not into dating. I just don't ever approach women for dates or think about relationships. Never have, never will. But these online women seem really awful compared to the women I see irl. Whats up with the disconnect?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If a woman has to resort to online dating then you know she’s fundamentally fricked up somehow. It’s never been easier for a woman to meet a guy in person and yet they’re struggling

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this from

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Inbetweeners (2011)
      there is also a tv series of the same name with the same cast. the series is very funny and mandatory Cinemaphile watching, the first movie is ok but inferior to the show however it does have that slampig in it. do not watch the second movie. there was plenty of slag kino in the show and the movie

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not a Delicious Slampig. This is!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLAM PIGGY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep tight piggy

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't you guys gotten laid at a convention?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Con hoes
      Meh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        say what you will but you will never ever frick a hoe in cosplay, you're missing out otherwise.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just have to consider how the average anon looks to understand what girls are in our league.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Doing nofap second day in im gonna lose fff

          >Whats wrong with fatties?
          The fact that they're fat.

          >Whats wrong with fatties?
          >The fact that they're fat.
          Most of them its tit and ass whata the hell wrong with that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sees nothing wrong with associating with lardasses
            You are either desperate or american.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sees nothing wrong with associating with lardasses
              >You are either desperate or american.
              They make my European Australian penis hard lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has giant purple cape to hide that disgusting cottage cheese ass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            viewtiful bbw ass tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looked her up, she has a very smooth, albeit flat butt for a women of her size.

            It's all the shitty tattoos that ruin her.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the ideal woman if you're a greasy millennial basement dweller or black kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m too autistic for cons. Just a bunch of people around me would already make me uncomfortable but then throw in half naked cosplaying girls and instead of horny I just get angry and wanna lash out at people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im a Cinemaphileizen and go to cons regularly in my homemade doom guy armor but every time i try talking to women at the after parties i just end up talking over them because i dont give a shit about what women have to say lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are supposed to be interested in all the inane and dumb shit they spout

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer out of shape nerdy slave Leias

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would be a good idea for cosplay for someone who is fit?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shirtless Kamina or Shirtless Kill la Kill

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          big boss

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why, but its more satisfying to cum in chubby girl vs fitter/skinnier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and true

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think its because chubby girls dont get the opportunity to frick as often as skinny girls, so they’re twice as eager to please and have you frick them again. So they let you nut inside them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe 10 years ago but today fat women have dozens of beta simps lined up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ngl i find them easier then they used to be but back then i had no game so my view is skewed

          Maybe 10 years ago but today fat women have dozens of beta simps lined up

          Kinda funny from talking to them they say the opposite yes they have lots of men lining up but their all boring according to them like the male version of dumb blonde chad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's because they dont frick often so they're just extremely horny. has nothing to do with being eager to pleasenor what not. imagine how horny you get after not jerking, same thing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Girls are not sexually driven creatures. They are attention driven creatures. A fat chick hasn't been given the time of the day will bend over backwards when an attractive male gives her the time of the day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thick thighs and wide hips

      Based my mum and ex had same build but i must remind myself I'm a breast man first

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be into slampigs until i saw one eat Infront of me, I bought a large stuffed crust pizza and she ate 6 slices and I ate 2, it was so fricking gross. Now i only go for thick chicks who go to the gym

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This type?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Be still my beating wiener

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad form on the squat, way too much lean not upright, she does not go atg

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was always just into thin model-type women but my girlfriend now is the tiniest bit chubby and god i am insanely attracted to her soft tummy, her thick legs and thighs, all the soft extra meat she carries around.
    she is way smaller than OP girl though for sure but still, that slightly chubby tummy gets me rock solid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is ideal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t even know what slampig means anymore if this counts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tattoos

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ex was a short stack. Sex was amazing, but she cheated on me two times. She ended up with some mentally ill guy and she lost that god tier ass she had.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see this posted almost everyday and still don’t know what it’s from. I’m in my 30s too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s from the inbetweeners

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bongshit

        I should’ve called it from her teeth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason I always thought it was from some Seth rogan movie until I reverse image searched it just then

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will missed out on sloppy toppy from a deliciously vulnerable amazon slampig
      Literally mind boggling

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My homie has a slampig in his rotation, but she actually goes to the gym and allegedly lifts weights. Lucky bastard is fricking Big Barda.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who did you go as? Do people go to cons not dressed up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't dress up that year.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You got to go as an adult over 21. You want to hit the bar scene at the hotel at night during a multi-day con. The people hanging there and drinking are more likely looking to hook up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought cons were for turbo nerds, not normalgays that go to bars to hook up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a time when nerds can pretend to be normies with their fellow nerds. Most hotels have a little bar in them where they gather.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought cons were for turbo nerds
        Not even 20 years ago, definitely not now.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Who did you go as? Do people go to cons not dressed up

    this. if you go to cons not dressed up you're not gonna bang. you're immediately seen as an outsider normie trying to hook up with easy con girls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you are attractive

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        even if you are attractive and not dressed up, you have to be extremely charismatic to get laid with a con hoe because her friend group will try to take her away from normies. it really is a big issue with normies infiltrating cons just to get laid and every weeb knows this. i've been going to cons since about 2005 so i've seen it all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cannot be alone and not dressed up. That makes you stand out. By if you are attractive and tagging along with people who are dressed up, that is enough. I speak from experience.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so like a nightclub?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hambeast Incarnate

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    her body is fine but her face is awful. she is a fat b***h for sure though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maximum gay her face is handsome and strong sons material

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        until she has 3 girls as ugly as her LOL

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >until she has 3 girls as ugly as her LOL
          Actually no i noticed the manfaced girls go for weaker faced males and have nice looking kids

          Also depends how their parents looked as well

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was hotter in that roman show i forgot the name of

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    <

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy thing is there are people in this very thread who will call the woman in the right too fat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 Lindsey was peak. Wish she would’ve stayed that way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same vibes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, we could’ve been on Mars in the 80’s. Instead, we had to divert engineers and resources into designing “shape contouring” clothing to make THAT even remotely appealing. We as a species are doomed, and will applaud when the end comes for us all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they trannies? If they're real women, I'd be down.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 Lindsey was peak. Wish she would’ve stayed that way

      Lindsey was the limit for me. She's still very hot but I haven't found a chubbier woman I find attractive yet.

      Plus it was funny how the show made fun of the cucks.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my fat wife. She took care of when I was bedridden with pain. She picks me up when I'm too drunk to drive. She makes me lunch for work. She wraps her arm and me and kisses my back subconsciously even when she's sleeping.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Point I'm trying to get across is too many of the people here are angry and hate filled. I'm not saying go after these cherry picked psychos on a fricking literal cuck app, but if you're never going to give a chance to a woman because she's fat how do you ever expect someone to give you a chance? They'll never find out how good of a person you can be and you'll never find out the same about them. And that's way more important than looks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine used to do all that shit and then she fricking cheated when I started working more hours because I “was never around anymore”. 5 years down the drain.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she stinks. Keep coping about banging fat ugly women.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This wasn't a Boomer-era movie

    Also she's fat

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What find hilarious are the anons thinking they're above the single mothers and overweight 32 year olds. There's a reason why all the "high value" people got married at the latest 25. If you weren't apart of this bracket, then in no way shape or form are you above any of those ridiculous tinder profiles posted in this thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love high iq losers with hyper sex drives sue me homosexual Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are without kids and a stable income, you are already above average for a male. Single mothers are the bottom of the barrel goods. Like 25th percentile trash.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're black aren't you lmao. Whites tend to see fridgebodies for what they are.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers have low standards

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a big dick, that's why i go for chubby, slampigs and thick women

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would so hard.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers ruined the world, they keep funding regimes in far countries because they care too much about crusty gay dicks inside their asses.
    OH NO A COUNTRY HAS NOT ENOUGH GAY IN IT
    You fricking westoids are pathetic, frick you all, take your vaxx so I can get to frick your b***hes sooner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umar here with the big plan for acquiring western b***h-benchod

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    size 12-8 is the best size there abouts

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Hollywood hire prime slampigs more often? It's either fat b***hes or skelly women.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jay was secretly a bender. Thats why he overcompensated with the made up sex stories.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slampigs are by definition gross. That's why the term was coined: disgusting pigs that you'd frick one night and never admit to doing so. See related terms: practice girl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      father forgive me for I can only get slampigs to sleep with me
      kinda addicted now

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEE!!! I'm fat and nobody wants to frick me!!!

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever pulled me out would be crowned King.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers were like 60 in 2011, zoomie moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are too moronic to understand generational gaps. You're giving them too much credit. Anyone over 25 is a boomer to them

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no you are just pathetic with no standards

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have and will frick anything. Once you get past 250 lbs they can't really get on top there's some hygeine issues though.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mind a BBW but when youre fat and still barely have breasts or ass just damn…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anything sadder then a flatso?

      The only good tradeoff to being a bbw is bigger breasts and ass and they don't get that

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat girls have bigger underwear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinks Ice Spice and Hunter Schaeffer are hotter than Megan Fox
    >Prefers cottage cheese thighs and dicks to firm flesh and pussy
    >Talks about taking others serious.

    Zoomers and their broccolihead haircuts can all frick off and die.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still considered gross, you tub of shit

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