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That's comedy
Imagine if he was sucking your dick
what were they THINKING!?
you just know
>Meesa gonna suck you off
You know some kid somewhere developed a fetish for french kissing Jar Jar Binks form this.
the tongue action would be off the scale
Wesa sucken da donger den smashin da bussy heyblibber!
No, YOU imagine he was sucking my dick
I liked Jar Jar when I saw the movie. He was my favorite character actually. Then I would go online and find out everyone hated him. Later on I discovered they hated Ewoks too. Star Wars fans basically wanted everything to be in tone with Empire Strikes Back which is a miserable movie, and then they got it with Revenge of the Sith and b***hed about that too.
i had this specific jar jar poster in my room for a great deal of my childhood. i think i had a cheapish plush too (maybe it came with the plush?). i just liked him because he was kind of the cast's class clown, like me
The real red pill is the majority of kids I would guess 90% loved jar jar. I did and when I came to school the next week after the movie came out pretty much everyone did. He was a very popular character from 1998-2001 jar jar and darth maul were the characters everyone talked about daily. My buddy had the dancing jar jar piggy bank for years. Sometime around 2009 when cuckllenials grew up they wanted to appeal to gen x “peers” and pretend like they never liked jar jar.
PS. My story blog. My favorite action figure back then when actually the trade federation vicroy and I would play out all kinds of scenarios were he would tell people stuff was “peeeeerfectlly legaaaal”
>My favorite action figure back then when actually the trade federation vicroy and I would play out all kinds of scenarios were he would tell people stuff was “peeeeerfectlly legaaaal
kek
Why are you lying on the internet about people liking a movie that came out 25 years ago? Prequelgays are fricking sad.
triggered by a kids movie? that’s funny
>this smol boy?
>I'M A PERSON AND MY NAME IS ANAKIN
>check out his midichlorians tho!
>NOW THAT'S POD RACING! WAHOO!
>who bro! there's a sith apprentice! might be a conspiracy!
>let's give dictarorial powers to this guy we're suspicious of! Great idea!
>good thing this giant army showed up at the same time there's a conspiracy promoting a galatic war!
>THE JEDI DON'T RESPECT MY POWER LEVEL!
>I LOVE PADME SO FRICKING MUCH...AS MUCH AS I HATE FRICKING SAND!
>let's send Anakin to tail the guy we're suspicious of and gave all that power to, even though we sense something off about Anakin and won't let him on the council
>HE A SITH LORD!
>padme...will die
>I BETTER TRUST YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU STARTED THE GALACTIC WAR TO GAIN POWER! BYE BYE "1000 GENERATIONS" OF GOVERNMENT!
>[murders children]
>Anakin, I'm your FREN!
>sperg sperg MUH POWA LEVEL! sperg sperg
>Anakin...you're breaking my heart!
>zeeeer ZERRRRRRR zeeeeer [twirling lightsabers]
>AHHHH! MY ARM! MY LEGS! HATE! HAAAAAAAATEEEEEEE!
>we can't find anything wrong with her...it appears she died of a...broken heart
>AND PADME?
>she told you that you were breaking her heart, bro
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>we can't find anything wrong with her...it appears she died of a...broken heart
kek this one always gets me. lucas never made another movie after this
>1. Democratically elected monarch.
This was solely done because Lucas wanted Leia to be a real princess and was reaching for surface level themes about democracy. It's moronic.
>2. She's a teenager.
This was only done because Lucas had to restrict the age gap between Padme and Anakin. It's moronic.
>3. Elected leader of an entire planet but no one recognizes her.
Lucas did this because his audience is stupid and won't notice it. He wanted a cliched plot twist that depends on the fact the audience are morons.
>inb4: elected monarchs existed
They weren't children.
>inb4: there were child rulers
They weren't elected and had regents.
>inb4: she had a body double
She was supposedly elected head of an entire planet.
>carrie fisher's mother died of a broken heart shorty after the former's death
pure kino, george does it again
Nobody is lying zoomer. I don’t recall a single kid under 10 who didn’t love the movie and jar jar. If you were over 10 then you aren’t a kid so I can’t comment on if those people liked it or not. It was the most popular movie that year and the next with CHILDREN under 10. No question. Pokemon the first movie came like 6 months later and was obviously huge going into Christmas of 1999 but Star Wars was still second and very popular that Christmas.
This. No other movie since then has been able to generate the level of hype and anticipation of TPM. Also it made more money than Jaws and Titanic combined
I will contend Christmas of 1999 was probably one of the most hyped Christmas seasons for children ever. I can’t really think of one as insane as 1999.
Star Wars
Pokemon
N64
Were all popping off at the same time.
Hype from phantom menace was still going strong into the holiday season
Pokemon was at arguably its fever pitch height with the movie coming out, new card packs, the Burger King toys (a big deal)
N64 was starting to be a must have in every household and Christmas 1999 was huge with the Donkey Kong 64 coming out just in time for Christmas.
Insane year.
>Star Wars
The toys didn't sell well.
>Pokemon
Released in '97
>N64
Released in '96
Prequelgays are like goldfish. No wonder they like shit movies.
Hahahaha this zoomer knows nothing except to read off the years things came out according to Google as if the day things come out is when they reach critical mass. What an absolute moron.
>gets caught lying
>seethes about the fact Google exists
Lol
They sold like shit. Collectors thought they'd end up being worth money like the OT toys and were badly disappointed lol
>seethes that he will never know what Christmas of 1999 was like
>his parents were too poor/didn't love him enough to buy him an N64 in '96 so they lied and told him it came out in '99 when it was cheaper
LOL!
Never said it came out that year read my post and then KYS you moronic zoomer mong. You will never know the bliss of a pre 911 world. What a sad life you live.
Listen up, prequelgays. The only good thing to come out of those shit movies was Duel of the Fates. Since you morons have 0 culture I'll tell you that such songs are usually based around a poem. Williams used an old Welsh poem called Cad Goddeu (Battle of the Trees). Gwydion fab Dôn brings the forest to life in order to have it fight as his army (yes, Tolkein took inspiration from this as well). Here's the poem if any of you homosexuals can read:
https://www.ancienttexts.org/library/celtic/ctexts/t08.html
Obviously it's not in the Welsh language. If you want to see which parts of it Williams used I'll leave it up to you to figure out.
Shut up, homosexual.
>The toys didn't sell well.
Liar. If you ever speak about this topic ever again I will stick a Hasbro Anakin Skywalker action figure so far up your ass you’ll say yippee
>Nobody is lying
>it made more money than Jaws and Titanic combined
LOL!
maybe true for kids, but I was 18 and walked out of the movie seething about JarJar, and most teens and adults felt the same right away
Yeah that’s why I specifically said kids. Which I will remind you Lucas himself said before the movie was even out this is a movie for kids and kids will enjoy it. Which they did. A lot. Same thing that happened with RoJ kids loved the ewoks.
That reminds me back in elementary school we had that assignment where you have to make valentine's cards for your class and naturally I got a set of Star Wars themed cards but there were some kids in the class I hated, so me, being a genius, gave them the cards with lines that sounded slightly insulting, like "You're my kind of scoundrel!"
Diabolical
My mom helped me make an R2D2 Valentines Day box in like 1996 with foil and a quaker oats container.
>blatantly Jamaican/Rasta color scheme
kino
You had a good childhood anon I'm jealous
kino
Jar Jar is alright. Ewoks suck though.
come the frick on
now you're just trying too hard
I'm still waiting for them to add Jar Jar to Fortnite. Then his redemption in the eyes of fans will be complete. They added Chewie and Lando this year so they're running out of OT characters they can add that make sense. Jar Jar is next. I can feel it in my bones.
I can't believe we've reached a point where hating Empire is considered an acceptable opinion
It was inevitable when people started liking the prequels. Of course contrarianism would come full circle to hating the most beloved film.
all the Black folk here are just as addicted to attention like your average tiktoker or instagram prostitute. its always a race to find the hottest take to farm (You)'s
While I the ewoks werent my favorites when I was a kid because they were corny even for me, the truth is that I never imagined people hated them so much. Jar Jar wasnt even thaaat bad. TPM is literally the 3rd or 4th best Star Wars movie and we had like 10 theatrical movies if we include that animated one.
>Revenge of the Shit
>at all comparable to ESB
zoomer opinion
frick off George
Based except for the ESB hate. Jar Jar and Ewoks were never an issue.
Jar Jar was good. In AOTC in particular, he is deliberately represented as your average layman, who falls for populism, and is easily influenced by fear, which in turn leads to giving away democracy. It was an excellent scene. Jar-Jar is a good, tragic character.
have a nice day George.
>represented as your average layman, who falls for populism, and is easily influenced by fear
racist israelitecas
Coming to D+
Find out what became of Jar Jar
I make a point of shitting on AI every time I see it, but it's interesting how they use the Death Troopers from Rogue One. It seems like even people who hate Disney Star Wars really liked Rogue One for some reason. I guess because it was the only time one of the Disney movies actually did something interesting instead of just endless nostalgia baiting.
frick off george
A guy who voted for a senile pedophile whose entire campaign was based on a cartoonishly exaggerated fear of the other guy will talk about populists being easily influenced by fear without a hint of irony. Truly amazing
>how wude
why was he banished?
how did he know who the real queen was?
why did he try to sabotage anakin's pod racer twice?
>why was he banished?
He was clumsy, and might have caused an unpleasant accident.
>how did he know who the real queen was?
He was perceptive.
>why did he try to sabotage anakin's pod racer twice?
He was clumsy. He did not mean any harm. And he didn't actually sabotage anything. It was Sebulba who did the actual damage that caused Ani's pod to go bad.
Based knower
not required
you are morons
>WAHHHH STOP DEBUNKING DARTH JAR JAR
How did he go from a swamp frog to the Senate Representative of his entire planet and species?
How did he go from a banished outsider to a General in their army?
It's almost like despite being obviously insufferable to the audience, for some reason all the characters are blind to his personality and accept him. love him. trust him. give him positions of power without batting an eye....
Affirmative action diversity hire
>How did he go from a swamp frog to the Senate Representative of his entire planet and species?
He was a hero of the Battle of Naboo. On these grounds, he was honored to represent his people on Coruscant, since he had already been there.
>How did he go from a banished outsider to a General in their army?
Because he was crucial to Gungans and Naboo forming alliance and making peace. As a sign of gratitude, Boss Nass made him a General before the battle.
>It's almost like despite being obviously insufferable to the audience, for some reason all the characters are blind to his personality and accept him. love him. trust him. give him positions of power without batting an eye....
He earned it.
>you successfully negotiated peace with the humans, therefore I'm giving you command of our army to fight the robots
how does this make any sense
>damn, kicking him out didn't work, and now i gotta let him back in.
>I know, lets "reward" him with a front line posting in the upcoming battle!
>for some reason all the characters are blind to his personality and accept him. love him. trust him. give him positions of power without batting an eye....
First, real life is full of examples of this. You should know with Joe Biden as your president. And the orange one wasnt that much better. So yes, this kinda flies over your head that people making bad choices is not "bad writting", its real life.
Second, he actually earned it with his bravery.
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a prostitute, and a Gungan, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the mid-rim of the galaxy, impoverished, in a prequel, grow up to be a hero and a general?
Jar Jar is lame but I dislike C3PO more than any other comic relief character and he's in every film.
C3PO is just an obnoxious British gay robot.
I like C3PO. I want him playable in Fortnite too. They added him as a "back bling" so you can carry him around like Chewie did in ESB, but that's not enough. I wanna cap some fools as Threepio.
Anakin is about to meet Padme after a very long and hard day, especially frustrated at being denied the rank of master...little does he know Padme is receiving something LONG and HARD from her Master! As he approaches the door, screaming can be heard...a woman's screams...Padme's screams! He rushes in to save her, only to find her bouncing on Senator Binks' BIG GUNGAN wiener! He is flabbergasted! The love of his life...mother of "his"(?) children is bouncing like a prostitute while Jar Jar manhandles her like he never would dare!
"Ohhh, Ani!" he hears, as Jar Jar looks past his bawd to leer at him with a shiteating grin. "Meesa lovey lovey Padme's ooey gooey pussy! She likey likey meesa big gungan bombad wiener! And now...MEESA CUMMINGGGGG!" Anaking watches in horror as they climax together, cementing his status as a cuck twice in one day...
KEK
holy hell my eyes and boner
>MEESA CUMMINGGGGG!
>Dello fellogates, missa gonna becun the money reposentev
LIL' ANI IS GONNA FREAK!
WTF
>Dellow homosexuals
Why do lefties hate Jar Jar but think ebonics in a political/legal setting like this IRL is fine?
?
Because in real life it's the person making a conscious choice of their own volition instead of being forced to perform a minstrel show from a racist white man's script? You're really so stupid you don't understand the concept of autonomy?
Prequelgays are some of the dumbest people you'll find on the internet. You'll notice that they'll say shit they have no idea about (e.g. "allegory of the Roman Empire" or "Aristotelian structure"). The reason for this is that people used to mock the prequels by pretending they had depth and prequelgays didn't get the irony. They'll parrot stuff they have absolutely no clue about simply because they think these poorly written CG cartoon movies are high art. It's pretty hilarious.
>Lucas is a master of multi-layered storytelling and this has to be taken into account when viewing the prequels. Just look at this scene--its short but there is so much going on! You have to understand how this scene on an archetypical level--the natural nature of digestion vs. power draining machines. But there's still so much more. You see, in the EU it's explained that this animal is actually owned by a man named Zeeboo Beeboo who had been misfeeding it prior to the events we see in TPM. Coincidentally--he looks a little like Jar Jar and therefore, via this subtle foreshadowing via flatulence, we see the revolutionary embers that will spark the fire of a rebellion (what a set up!). But wait, there's even more at work here! What can be interpreted as a simple fart joke is actually a direct echo of Luke/Leia's incestuous kiss (you have to be familiar with Ring theory to truely understand this). But given the archetypal nature/machine dichotomy and the hidden performative protest of the animal's fart, which deftly signals to the audience the coming of rebellion, we see the brother/sister kiss as the symbolic act of defiance against a hegemonic empire! Remember that scene where Jar Jar stepped in poo-poo? Foreshadowing of the trouble to come. BRAVO LUCAS!
>Lucas is a genius who layers his films so they work on multiple levels. Please like and subscribe for more fart sniffing videos.
not gonna read it
>jar jar was a make naboo great again chud
based
>the clone army was uncovered while investigating a conspiracy related to the sith/war
>they literally just go along with this amazing coincidence because they're moronic
>they all get murdered because the plot needs it to happen
...
>massive conflict spanning thousands of planets all across the galaxy
>literally going on for decades at this point with millions upon millions of people involved
>it ends because the plot needs it to (i.e. 3 mins of screentime in which Anakin kills 5 or 6 people)
...
>Anakin trusts Palpatine, a Sith who started a massive war killing millions for the sake of his own power, and betrays the Jedi
>the excuse is "PADME THO! JEDI DON'T RESPECT MUH POWER LEVEL!"
>...
>the relationship between Anakin/Padme generates no actual conflict within the plot (the audience is just told "FORBIDDEN ROMANCE!" even though nothing actually inhibits them)
>the plot is literally just "EMOTIONS ARE CONFUSING AND RELATIONSHIPS CAUSE EMOTIONS!"
Basically, shit needs to happen in order for the plot to move forward so it does. Sure, there are lots of nonsensical plot holes but this is low-hanging fruit that has been done to death (basically cheap YouTube style criticism). The deeper problem is that the plot isn't being driven by characters in something that has the pretense of being a tragedy; tragedy is specifically character driven as far as that genre goes. You end up with simplistic moron takes from the characters while the plot happens to them and them making decisions that are kind of stupid because the plot simply needs to happen.
what did lucas mean by this?
I cannot wait for him to get his ass kicked again in November. You guys are gonna be so confused. "How did we lose? We spent four years crying on the internet about black and trans people and did nothing else with our lives."
Yeah, turns out doing the same thing that failed the first time doesn't work. Maybe someday you'll learn, but I actually hope you don't. I prefer for you to keep losing.
you think anyone cares. this site is for shitposting. JAR JAR RULES
>mom having to explain to 10 year old me why TPM didn't suck
i wasn't expecting high cinema or anything i was just pissed there was no han solo and the gungans were kind of disgusting to me for some reason.
of course there's no han solo, it's a prequel, but that made zero sense to me at the time because all the tech looked shiny and new and not old and worn in at all like in the OT.
really liked the podracers though. probably because they had that junky aesthetic.
The podracing scenes mog anything OT on sound design alone. Whenever someone posts a webm I can hear it
>MY POWER LEVEL!
>uh, a little bit shallow for tragic hubris...
>CAN YOU NOT SEE MY INNER CONFLICT!
>hmmm, the relationship with Padme could be a source of conflict...
>NO! IT'S FRICKING ROMANTIC! WE SAID IT'S FORBIDDEN AND THAT'S ENOUGH! NO ONE WILL NOTICE! WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS!
>but neither of your characters really change based on one another...
>CAN'T YOU SEE HOW FRICKING TRAGIC THIS IS? MY EYES CHANGED COLOUR!
>this feels a little rushed...
>[FORCE CHOKES PADME]
>while giving birth she...dies of a broken heart?
>THIS IS TRAGEDY!
>ffs
a daring synthesis
There are (black) elected officials in the United States that speak like this
They speak in Dutch? moron.
>Still more legible and coherent than pedo joe
Meesa got hairy legs
Frick off Ivan leave. Blue board means no nazi shit. Last warning.
>Dellow Fegenerates
when i first saw OP's post i thought that's what it said.
Jar Jar spoke Dutch?
George Lucas must pay for his crimes against cinema.
Yes, him next after Bob Iger
Apparently Bob Iger just lost 4 billion dollars, so I guess that already happened?
was it bring your moron day to the senate, and everyone feigned interest and gave fake applause ?
>fake applause
thunderous applause*
and then all of a sudden and everyone voted for jar jar
How come there were no female gungans?
In theory they could be like Korg from the Marvel movies where their race is all male and reproduces through holding hands, but in reality there actually was a single female Gungan that appeared in the Clone Wars series so female Gungans are in fact canon. Pretty sweet hat, I must say.
How is was this dumb frick allowed to represent his planet? Also I thought Padme was against Dictators, then why did he propose to give full powers to Palpatine?
Palpatine, or Sheev as you might know him, convinced Jar Jar to do it because Padme wasn't around. He basically told Jar Jar, "if Padme was here this is what she'd do" and Jar Jar believed him.