>So, you get scene after scene of a single crew member on watch at night, knowing they’re just waiting to be butchered. It’s stupid characters to the n-th degree. At a certain point in The Last Voyage of the Demeter, you just throw up your hands and stop caring. The movie lost me early on and never found a way to win me back. Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner. That’s the least of this production’s problems, but it certainly didn’t help them any with yours truly.
>The Last Voyage of the Demeter is one of the worst films of 2023 and an actively bad time with the movie. Incredibly let down. Your mileage may vary, of course, but it outright sucked. Dracula, despite his many crimes, still deserves better than this. Yuck.
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>they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog
what IS it with soi bois and this fricking thing?
they know its not real, right?
>Just watch animals be killed unnecessarily, like a man.
You're a fricking imbecile and no one likes you.
It's a movie. If you can't stand the idea of seeing something unpleasant, you shouldn't be watching a horror movie.
It happens offscreen you giant homo
It was 1000 times better than that shitfest, despite the wokeness
I dunno man that's what he says at the end of the movie in his "muh racism" speech.
gay
*nods respectfully towards you*
Well said, fellow Sir.
LOW
TIER
BAIT
it's a question of endearing your audience. it works in, for instance, The Thing. maybe not so much here. haven't seen it tho. Black person, you say? no, thank you! just not a fan.
Cringe.
Based.
They are homosexuals
hollywood is so stupid that they think killing the dog in john wick is what made it popular
there's a shockingly large number of white people that value the lives of dogs over people
and that's a good thing. No dog ever called me a chud.
A single golden retriever is worth at least 3700 Chinese lives, 5500 Black person lives, 12500 Arab lives and the entire country of India.
So it's copies what happens in the book then.
>NOT THE HECKIN' DOGGERINO GOOD BOI PUPPER
No not really.
https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~rgs/drac-7.html
There's the chapter in question, hilariously the book creates better visuals then the visual medium.
This is going to sound crazy but people generally DONT want to see dogs being tortured and killed in their fleeting spare time between work/taking care of kids/working out etc.
I'd prefer dogs being butchered over humans! In fact, that pissant in the OP sounds like he'd prefer human casualties over some stupid dog. For him, I'd annex thousands of dogos!
I wouldn't want to see a dog tortured any more than any normal person, but you know it's a movie, right? It's fake. They haven't killed animals for real in the movies since the early 20th century.
>you know it's a movie, right? It's fake
Just because something is fake doesn't mean it isn't uncomfortable to look at. If somebody made a Moloch movie and put an animatronic baby in a bronze plate and burned it, complete with screaming SFX and the prop baby's skin peeling away, people would find that fricked to look at too. You don't have to put that sort of imagery in people's heads of helpless children or animals being killed. You can double down and go with the pea-brain "It is fake, what is the problem?" if you want, but then don't be shocked when you get push-back for it
cry more
How is a dog being killed by Dracula different from a human being killed by Dracula then? I doubt the dog's death was the goriest even in your opinion
moronic gay
>They haven't killed animals for real in the movies since the early 20th century.
Apocalypse Now.
...but people gettin "bone-tomahawked" in two pieces is kosher?
If you can't even handle them pretending a dog died on screen then you shouldn't be watching horror movies. Most of these movies have people being killed, never mind just dogs.
>ahhh yes time to unwind from working and taking care of the kids to watch a bunch of teenagers get stalked, tortured and killed in the woods!
>AHHHHHH IS THAT A LE HECKIN DOGGO WHO DIED OMG I CANT HANDLE THIS!!! I WAS TRYING TO RELAX TO SOME NICE GORE!!! I DIDNT EXPECTERINO THESE FEELIOS!!!
>working
>taking care of kids
>working out
where the FRICK do you think you are? Who the frick do you think you're talking to?
have a nice day homosexual
>WITH INTENT TO INJURE, KILL 22 c**tS
Almost 100% chance that guy was running a wiener fighting ring
I with you guys.
>kill and torture the humans sure, but don't you dare hurt the dog!!
No. The nig survives. And there’s no woman in the book. Really it’s just a story that happens off page like the rest of the fricking book.
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner.
>you get scene after scene of a single crew member on watch at night, knowing they’re just waiting to be butchered. It’s stupid characters to the n-th degree.
>Critics still don't like slasher movies
Shocker
also can they stop writing like how they talk?
>Yuck.
try to read the 'yoURS TrULy' part in the review in any other voice than a flamboyant gay guy
it cant be done
I want to curbstomp everyone who says y'all and cringe
I say Y’all, but I’m friend the south, and I don’t say it like they do.
>I want to curbstomp everyone who says y'all
Me too except it's for everyone who's not from the south. That's OUR word
Frickin A.
>Dr VanDindu
>Vampire Hunter
>Velocipede Acquisition Specialist
Underrated
*ding* *ding* *ding* goes *boong* *boong* now
>you get scene after scene of a single crew member on watch at night, knowing they’re just waiting to be butchered. It’s stupid characters to the n-th degree.
I, as an intelligent critic, would just as to see the ship's manager.
why is there a Black person in my screen?
the black guy is explained by racism and I kinda like this. he wasnted to be doctor but university kicked him because he is black, so joined the crew of almost pirates and became their on-board doctor practicing medicine
i wish more movies found a similar reasoning if they have to put mandatory black guy. of course better not to but i prefer this than blatant revisionism.
its still shit movie but just nice to see actually trying to explain black guy than just forcing in for the sake of it.
>university kicked him out for being black
Why did they even accept him in the first place then? He was obviously there long enough to get a medical education if he’s serving as the doctor on that ship.
This is so moronic.
“Kicked him out for being black”? It’s much more likely he got extremely uppity and in those times, you couldn’t do that, no matter your skin color. Things were very reserved. It’s safer to say, “yes sir” to even your detractors and try to quietly resolve things behind the scenes.
they didnt have his pic on the profile i guess?
They didn’t kicked him out it’s just that no one in Europe would hire him. He almost got a job as a Royal physician in Romania up until they found out he was black which is how he ended in the country.
Makes you wonder though, if he wasn't allowed to practice medicine in England, would they have allowed him into Cambridge to study in the first place?
This.
It’s a complete fabrication that is beyond stupid. They didn’t kick him out for being black.
If they were gatekeeping him because of his race, he would have been denied admissions. That’s a much safer place to deny someone because it’s likely thousands of people had superior applications to the black man and if it were ever questioned, it’d be easy to quantify why he was denied.
Kicking him out of school for being black? That could tarnish the school’s reputation, even in those times.
Yeah they didn't kick him out, not sure what the other anon is talking about. He graduated from Cambridge, but wasn't allowed to practice in England. That's how he ends up in Romania.
>wasn’t allowed to practice in England
But he had his medical degree? I don’t think England was stopping him by denying a license or something.
It’s much more likely he didn’t have the money to start his practice, patients refused to go to a black doctor (which is their right), and/or he couldn’t hire the proper staff because they didn’t want to work for a black man.
>Kicking him out of school for being black? That could tarnish the school’s reputation, even in those times.
No it fricking wouldn't. Races were separate (as they should be, race mixing is evil), Blacks were likely identified as "the beasts of the field" back then. It makes no sense because they wouldn't of admitted him to the school in the first place so he couldn't of begun the degree at all.
he didn't submit a photo with his resume. When he arrived in Cambridge the professors were like "shieeet, homie"
all you need to do to be a doctor is read a few books you troony freaks
You sound like a malpractice suit in waiting
Who is Dracul? Why does he stay in the coffin?
If I showed him the cross, would he die?
Don't you know it's 2023? Dracula isn't allowed to be scared of crosses anymore. In fact you have to make a point to show him killing people with crosses.
It would be extremely painful.
>the black guy is explained by racism
Shocking
>black doctor
stupid
>i prefer this than blatant revisionism
that STILL IS blatant revisionism, you stupid fricking moron
not only that, it paints everyone in that time as racist on top of it
Everyone in that time was racist
No one is as racist as me.
CIA frog
>paints everyone in that time as racist on top of it
This is good then. The main problem with blacks in retro setting is the lack of reaction from everyone else.
So why not a poo instead it's very well known bongs took over poo land but they decided to muh racism the American favored race
That would also have been acceptable. Like, i get all the vitriol towards shit like the little mermaid, but when you've reached the point of asking "couldn't they have also done this?" you're no longer making a real critique, you're just kind of pathetically desperate for a reason to hate it. It sounds like a bad movie, there's no need to proactively work yourself into another black people fervor, the movie is already dead
>Like, i get all the
>you're just kind of
Frick off, marketing shillgay
Go make another bbc thread, self-loathing Blackphile
uhm excuse me chud but diversity means more blacks, not more asians
asians are white supremacists ok
Look at the fricking cope.
Couldn't he get work in the Caribbean? Its not like black doctors didn't exist. Just so few of them were in europe for obvious reasons.
>kicked him out for being black but not before he learnt everything you need as a doctor
what? were they blind? they didn't realize he was black for years? did he attend night classes only and with dim light?
>undesirable is forced to work on the fringes of society in the 1600s
That actually makes sense for a period piece and we can't have that
i'd be willing to stroke a deal with woke fricks about this. i'll watch your shitty woke movies, if you promise to also make movies like this:
>hanukkah holiday feel good movie. it's about a white christian male who takes a job in a synagogue and identifies as a israeli man
>malcolm x biopic where he's played by paul giamati
>marvel shang chi starring danny trejo
>marvel shang chi starring danny trejo
Ngl, this would be kino
race and gender swapping in both fiction and non fiction is a kino idea. it's just insanely creepy when it's just the same thing over and over and over again. the way Hollywood is treating this should be insulting to the black actors and actresses who worked hard to get where they are but are just being tokenized
I’d watch it.
low level chuds are not welcome here
grind some more chuddiness before posting again
sometimes i get the impression that chudposters are turned on by interacting with other men so much. i think there's a sexual perversion tied to their incessant baiting and (You) begging
Why'd you give him a (you) for then when you knew better?
to make sure he read it
This is a subtle allegory to how millions of future doctors & lawyers are kept out or incarcerated by a racist police system.
because of the israelites anon
Not the heckin puppers!!!!
>why don't they just leave the ship? are they stupid?
there are life boats you know
Why are they even doing these monster movies if they all suck? How many Dracula movies Universal made? The Unfold one from 2014, then this flop with Cage and now another one. Why? Maybe try other monsters.
So the entire movie is Dracula's boat journey and it plays out like a slasher movie. Sounds pretty kino actually, but the Black in the image has killed my interest in watching it. Sad!
impressive. very nice.
Why is there a black man on this voyage in this time period?
>Why is there a black man on this voyage in this time period?
well romanians wuz actually...
The British empire was very large and often encouraged its colonies to send their elite citizens to the uk for training in various professions
>elite citizens
This alleged elite citizen was kicked out of medical school…allegedly for being black.
That’s very elite that he’d lie about that. He was probably kicked out for trying to rape a white woman.
Voyage?
Dracula?
Why do these losers care so much about fake animals?
The black doctor will be beloved by everyone in the movie except the one evil racist low-class white guy who will make a disparaging remark, only to be shut down by the strong powerful white-presenting woman whose opinions and beliefs perfectly mirror progressive ideology.
such a lame excuse to fit "coffin" into the title header considering Dracula will never stop showing up in vampire media. Even if this is somehow the worst dracula film ever made he'll be back in some form within 5-10 years at most.
>he'll be back in some form within 5-10 years at most.
He'll be back next year with Eggers Nosferatu
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner.
What a gay. It happens offscreen, too.
>nail in the coffin
>not stake through the heart
GOD DAMN IT
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
lmao the autistic Cinemaphile shills are trying to turn this shitty Black person flick into a SECRETLY BASED movie
Also, turns out the first black doctor in the UK was actually an American freed slave, who studied in Glasgow in the mid 1800s. So it's not totally out of the realm of possibility (though it's still forced and unnecessary. As is the woman onboard).
would have worked better as a whodunnit on a old fashioned crusieship in like the south pacific or something
>watch review by a minority youtuber
>one of the first things they mention is "the frick is a black dude, who is a doctor from harvard, doing in 1850?"
kek they're even starting to get annoyed by that themselves
>1850
read the fricking novel, moron-kun
Around which time period do you think the movie is set?
the 1890s, like in the FRICKING NOVEL, numbskull.
>
>>1850
>read the fricking novel, moron-kun
Were there a lot of black Harvard trained doctor's running around Transylvania by 1890?
>Were there a lot of black Harvard trained doctor's running around Transylvania by 1890?
doesnt change the facts, cope-kun
1850 is not the same as 1890 at all
also, I didnt know that Harvard University was in england
The main character, a black doctor, literally says he had graduated from Harvard in 1850
>final nail in the coffin for Dracula on the Big Screen
can't be worst than renfield right?
One is bad idea done well, other is good idea fricked up beyond human comprehension.
Renfield was bad movie because it was stupid drama about cops with Dracula in it but plotwise and characters' action made somehow sense. Demeter is just incredibly stupid in every single way. Dracula's coffin is one big crate with dragon stample on it. NOBODY even dared to check this box during the daylight. The movie is like Alien Covenant but with every crew member having negative IQ. Apart from black guy of course, no need to say.
How pretentious it is to assume that such a movie could leave a dent on Dracula's legacy as a cultural icon.
Bruh its even more unrealistic that a black man fled to the 1800s Romania bc muh racism in England. Im pretty sure slavs were more racist even back there so this backstory is even more ridiculous.
romanians aren't slavs
Everyone born in between Germany and China is a slav
Romania was one of the first countries to translate Uncle Tom’s cabin in Europe, and the Romanian underclass felt sympathy for black Americans
They should take all the American blacks if they love them so much.
You'd think Romanian people would have learned with gypsies, but I guess some people have to learn the hard way over and over again. Hopefully they get sent a ton of Somalis by the EU until they can't take anymore and they start impaling them, creating the Forest of Nog
It's a fine idea for a movie, instead of adapting the whole novel as is typical. Could have been good, regardless of box office performance, but they made it political. Dracula will be adapted again that's for certain. Somebody out there will wanna make their grand version of it like Coppola, which got better with passage of time.
Stupid premise for an article, there will always be new Dracula films
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner.
Asking for a soijak
What if the movie was nothing but blacks on the ship "ayoooo!"'ing and "shieeeet!"ing and Dracula gets increasingly nervous because he wasn't counting on that and he doesn't want to drink their blood. He considers sucking on the hot negress girl, but even that is a hard sell for him
>the hot negress girl
wait a minute, there's a WHAT?
i will now watch your goyslop
t. literal nazi
>What if the movie was nothing but blacks on the ship "ayoooo!"'ing and "shieeeet!"ing and Dracula gets increasingly nervous because he wasn't counting on that
i would kek.
>Dracula Gets AIDS: The Musical
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner
NNOOOOOOOOO DRACULA NO DON'T KILL THAT DOG, AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>Dracula is a not so subtle metaphor for Judaism. Hollywood makes them into the good guys and always bungles it when they try to make them the bad guys.
Curious
Bruh, are you moronic. It's very obviously about sexual deviants. The race/religion is irrelevant
Dracula is a metaphor for syphilis, not "jews". Stoker, incidentally, suffered from syphilis and eventually died from it.
NO NO NOONONONONO NOT THE FREAKIN GOOD BOY PUPPERINO???? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M LSOING MY MINDDDD!!!!
There's something truly deeply disturbing that people are perfectly fine with humans dieing, but one dog is killed and the butthurt machine goes into overdrive.
Is the butthurt machine here in the thread with us right now?
I don't know, is your uncle here?
Nig survives by the way, fricking called it.
Remember all those other anons who said this would never happen?
No
Shills trying to gaslight and damage control their awful woke movie.
I was the OP of that thread and I said that. I said it wouldnt happen. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and I'll take responsibility for it.
>I gave them the benefit of the doubt
That was your mistake
I like vampire movies, I couldnt help it. I wanted to hope.
I don't understand why. "The main character survives the horror movie" is an obvious prediction. It doesn't line up with the novel, but it was also obvious they weren't striving for fidelity and just wanted to have a giant bat man kill people on a boat. Everything about this movie was obvious from the trailer.
We're starved for period vampire movies these, which I dearly love. Period vampire amything really, its all gay modernshit these days. I thought if i hoped hard enough I could will it into being good.
I'm sorry. I recommend Brides of Dracula if you've never seen it.
Now that's something I'd believe if Dracula was racist
>he will die because eveyone in the book dies
>I would do anything for blood, but I won't do THAT
>Nig survives
>Goes back to London
>Nobody believes him because he's a Black, so systematic racism made Dracula go to London and kill people and the white man is the only one to blame
woah
Wtf happened why are there so many normieposters today? Black folk in here having a mental crisis over a fictional dog dying. Wait until you homosexuals find out about the monkey torture poster.
>Wait until you homosexuals find out about the monkey torture poster.
kek
The person that wrote this "article" doesn`t seem to know the difference between a subjective opinion and objective analysis so it can`t be taken seriously as either critic or reporter.
are you from 2007?
nooooOOOOOOOOOO not le heckin pupperino!!!! How dare they let the good boi doge d-word in a horror movie D;
Is this why nobody on the internet seems to like Alien 3 even though it was fantastic?
Bunch of girlie men if you ask me!
saw last night
spooky story about Dracula's journey to bongland seems interesting
movie ruined by stupid writing/characters
Has a Black person in a role that doesn’t make sense so I shan’t be watching it. Remove the nog from the historical setting (or make him a deck-washing crew member) and then maybe I’ll watch it
>remove the hero
How?
simple as
Why are you homosexuals so disingenuous?
unable to suspend disbelief because average british gentleman is a doctor
but completely ignore the romanian prostitute from a small remote village who speaks perfect english
I was super excited when I first heard about this, just recently read Dracula and this was my favorite part of it, watched the trailer, immediately gave up hope. Great.
>muskets in 1897
>completely ignore the romanian prostitute
Who are they appealing to with this movie again? What's the target audience?
Looks like a middle aged Joey King.
Joey King is not attractive by the way.
>Joey King is not attractive by the way.
My opinion on this changes by the day. Her face pisses me off for some reason.
It's the nose and mouth. They are an irritating shape. The fivehead doesn't help.
FLOP
>Dracula is CG
Get lost. If he is scarier looking in a fricking literal century old movie why are you bothering?
Javier Botet plays Dracula in new film. They wanted practical approach over CGI. Unfortunately script is so bad.
He looks pretty digital in that screenshot
Bad screenshot. They wasted actually scary Dracula on dogshit film. Reminds me of Mummy film where they wasted actually scary but also exotic mummy queen
I know why it flopped
lol if brendan fraser as the whale played the main what would have happened?
This is one of my favorite parts of the book. The imagery of a completely empty ghost ship except for the captain, dead with his hands tied around the ship's wheel with a rosary; is cool as hell and genuinely pretty unnerving. Reading the ship logs and seeing how it played out was extremely well done.
The film should have been completely detached from Dracula and the reveal should have actually been a reveal. Make the trailer just the ship coming in mostly empty and then a detective/insurance guy wondering what happened. He opens the ship's log and then it transitions to a flashback which is the majority of the film. Don't show anything that reveals the monster or even that it's supernatural at all.
I agree that would be better, but that makes it hard to market the movie unless you have a famous director or big stars to carry it
Anyways I liked it. The women does BTW. The prediction was that only the black guy and the girl would live but she died. In fact she had been infected before she even got on the ship and the blood transfusion only delayed the change.
What a relief
If the critics are shitting this hard on a movie so blatantly woke, it's a Detroit dumpster fire.
kek
Just give Dracula to the Japanese. They've done it before (and better) with Vampire Hunter D. Hollywood can't do shit anymore.
>They've done it before (and better) with Vampire Hunter D
Bloodlust in particular is a solid movie but D as a character fricking blows.
Still better that anything Hollywood's made in the past decade. I'd take a sword-wielidng dhampir slicing the shit out of a giant Frankenstein'd colossus over some LGBTQ+ African vampire, with a troony axe wound, that argues about the glass ceiling & the wage gap in Victorian England and its predominantly white populace whilst making a backhanded white privilege critique any day. Deal with it.
>better that[sic] anything Hollywood's made in the past decade.
Bloodlust came out in 2000 you disingenuous Black person. Coppola did a very good job in 92, roughly the same era.
The UK probably made the best Dracula movies ever (though '92 gets credit for arguably being the most faithful adaptation) with the Hammer stuff.
this gave me an amazing idea for a time-traveler/fish out of water movie. consider this kino:
>woke "race swapping" SJW modern day screenwriter is transported back in time
>entire first act is fish out of water hijinx with them saying woke shit like "intersectionality" and getting BTFO by society
>male authority figures in said historical time continue to attempt to arrest the woke time traveler due to suspicion of mental insanity
>the time traveler is forced to write a novel without woke shit in it to prove that their mind is not stuck in a broken state
>last act shows the woke writer struggling to come to terms with their task, the moment of catharsis comes when the writer finally understands why traditional values are so important
and then the twist is they only went back to 2015
D is absolutely shit if you are trying to pass it off as an 'adaptation' of Dracula.
The Nobility in VHD, as well as the setting as a whole, are not anywhere close to the kind of tone that Stoker went for. Vampire Hunter D is more like Castlevania where it's superpowered monsters fighting each other and humans with extremely high tech nonsense defending themselves. Both films are excellent (and a bunch of the novels are fun too) but they play out as shonen powerlevel nonsense mixed with some kaiju tropes. Claiming that we should give Dracula to the nips is exposing yourself as an extremely small brained homosexual.
The BBC dracula miniseries was so fricking weird, the first two episodes were pretty good and then the third one came out of nowhere
I can't believe a movie that would rather push a certain world view then tell a great story is bad. I am completely shocked.
>These days, it's difficult to imagine Yennefer of "The Witcher" as looking like anyone besides her actor on the Netflix series, Anya Chalotra
These homosexuals are neck deep in their own ass. Nobody imagines Yennefer as this nasty pajeeta. And imagine being her, learning years down the road into season 3 that the israeliteess in charge of the show only picked you because you are a hideous curry creature that swam out of the Ganges River. It would be absolutely mortifying, knowing you are a simply a tool to demoralize and indoctrinate the goyim, nothing more. You weren't picked because of your acting, you were picked for your looks and not because you looked good, but because you didn't. Nothing hurts a woman's ego more than to be told they look like ass and are undesirable
Haha sorry I'm just not going to watch it, that's all.
>The Last Voyage of the Demeter is one of the worst films of 2023 and an actively bad time with the movie.
Huh? This sentence doesn't seem to make sense.
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner
NOOO THINGS CAN'T BE DYING IN MY HORROR MOVIE!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME!!!!
>and an actively bad time with the movie
Grammar?
The movies would succeed if they simply made them good
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner.
I can't even imagine writing this in your professional, paid review.
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog, which is a surefire way to keep me out of your corner
Why are redditors like this? Do they understand movies aren't real?
God this movie was lame. Every time Dracula started crawling around naked like fricking Gollum I couldn't help but laugh.
>CREEPY BAT KILLS DOZENS OF PEOPLE
>BOOOORING
>NOOOOO DONT KILL LE DOGGERINO AAAAAH WORST MOVIE EVER
>people didn't want to see woke dracula
>people don't like dracula i guess
is hollywood really this stupid or is it all just verbal gymnastics?
No they're actually moronic. The Sony leaks proved this. Your average corporate executive has the thought process and brainpower of a teenager
i think you're right too. they really are that stupid.
now what about this guy:
i always laugh at the feigned surprise reactions.
>w-w-what?! which movie is woke? there's another dracula movie out and it's woke? i know you're not talking about the movie this thread is about.
Explain how it is "woke" without saying "a black man is in it".
girlboss from Romania is in charge when Dracula attacks
Have you seen the film?
didn't want to see woke dracula
What the frick are you talking about?
NTA but this movie isnt going to fail because of Dracula. It is going to fail because of the black guy and the cuckshit.
No it isn't, it's going to fail because it's a crummy looking horror film with shit reviews in a crowded box office period.
>cuckshit
???
They did well to hide this character, and I'm pretty certain it was deliberate. GG marketing team. I was interested in seeing this flick until now.
>The Last Voyage of the Demeter is one of the worst films of 2023 and an actively bad time with the movie. Incredibly let down. Your mileage may vary, of course, but it outright sucked. Dracula, despite his many crimes, still deserves better than this. Yuck.
Done, submit! That's a fine professional review.
>in between people being eaten alive and they fighting for survival against a monster the black dude has a monologue about how much more awful is racism and that's the real monster of society
wtf?
>the real monster of society
https://www.showtimes.com/movies/the-last-voyage-of-the-demeter-168395/user-reviews/
there's a hilarious review here
>
For some odd reason the two main characters were a black man who was a doctor and got a degree at Cambridge and a female Romanian villager who spoke three languages. The doctor's father was a deck hand so getting into Cambridge University would have been easy in the Aristocratic Victorian era. Stupid , Eastern europe was a backwater so where the hell would a simple villager learn 3 languages with nary a school in sight, Ridiculous. Silly woke comments were dropped throughout and everyones teeth and diction were perfect. These are Russian and Romanian Sailors for God sake. Should be tough and fearless. The ship was great, as was the premise. It certainly had the ominous atmosphere needed. But modern woke ideology crept in. WHY ON EARTH WOULD THESE TWO PEOPLE BE ON THIS SHIP??? The Director blew it.
What if you were banned from saying the word "woke"?
what if libshits stopped trying to censor people they are too stupid to debate
So you're admitting you are unable to operate without your special word?
stop trying to pick fights. go take your frickin psyche meds already
Unable, got it.
woke
You can't ban words, but shit made for modern sensibilities, history revisionism, etc are longer, so woke is a concise word that sumarises perfectly the current state of filmaking
woke is perfect because it's the word libshits coined for themselves. it just picked up a bad connotation after everyone saw what "woke" actually means
It's a meaningless buzzword in a long line of meaningless buzzwords to whine about anything you don't like with no consistency.
stop whining you woke beyotch
next time come with a less catchy buzzword, is not our fault your bs became widely known and recognizable
"woke" came into use because we're no longer allowed to just say we don't like gays, or blacks. You're aware of that. Restricting speech does nothing to alter the aversion. It just adds fuel to the fire.
So "woke" is actually just "homosexual" and "Black person" as a substitute? I got it.
stop playing coy you depressed, emotional basket case. the word is in the damned dictionary:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woke
aware of and actively attentive to important societal facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)
But we will only succeed if we reject the growing pressure to retreat into cynicism and hopelessness. … We have a moral obligation to "stay woke," take a stand and be active; challenging injustices and racism in our communities and fighting hatred and discrimination wherever it rises.—
Barbara Lee
That's exactly what it is. It is a catch-all euphemism for "gays", "trannies", "nogs", "jews", "feminism", "israeli interests", "israeli indoctrination", etc. A euphemism is needed most of the time because if you don't use one, you'll be punished by ZOG enforcers, like what happened to that autistic British girl who called the zogbot woman a lesbian a few days ago. She got dragged to jail by seven zogbots
you sound like an absolute moron
>that autistic British girl
Qrd
These people are nuts
britnogs are getting away with hourly stabbings
pakis are getting away with hourly acid attacks and kiddy diddling
i'm personally glad that other countries are so much further along in the woke dystopia. we can see what we're fighting for here in the states. don't let up for a moment unless you want to be whisked away for thought crimes
look at brazil and south africa
look up london crime stats
uh huh
>Daily Mail
You talking shit about the Daily Mail?
When you post this are you saying that it didn't happen and was made up? I mean we have the video and the charges so what did Daily Mail make up?
>no it ackhsully means this
>so that's what it means
>DON'T TRICK ME WITH YOUR WORDY WORDS
I miss actual dark universe films. Dumb fun romps with no racial agenda despite different nationality like turks or egyptians
>Plus, they opt to unnecessarily kill a dog
>NOT THE HECKING PUPPERINO!!!
fricking redditors i swear
post more unintentionally hilarious reviews
https://www.whattowatch.com/watching-guides/the-last-voyage-of-the-demeter-release-date-trailer-cast-and-everything-we-know
>Straight Outta Compton star Corey Hawkins plays the protagonist of The Last Voyage of the Demeter, Clemens, a doctor who joins the crew of the Demeter on its voyage
https://www.darkhorizons.com/last-voyage-of-the-demeter-is-a-huge-swing/
the 2nd review is from feb when the cast was being hidden and the reviewer was led to believe that david daschalmain was the star
Might be my autism but I’m genuinely angry at dog loving homosexuals who cry about dogs in movies dying, then have zero care when people are being tortured and murdered
They know the dog isn’t dead. It’s fake you gays
I watch reaction videos so this especially irks me, I think the absolute worst offenders of this is when the main character has to fight off a dog that’s literally attacking them and they still get upset he kicks it or shoots it or whatever.
Like literally, what the frick world are they living in. Would they lie down and let the pit bull eat their face to protect the wholesome doggo?
Specifically I remember
>Batman in dark Knight throws off attacking dogs, we hear a well from one. People genuinely getting pissy as if this is too far
>no country for old men when he shoots the dog seconds before it’s attempting to jump at him and kill him
don't hate people for loving dogs. it's not their fault. they're just well intentioned people who are weak to manipulation. that's why this shoot the dog thing is in every movie now. there's some kind of cheat code from sticking it in your narrative
It’s just dumb. People really care less if they had a similar scene of a baby being killed instead of a dog in John wick
I watched this last night
It was basically a long episode of The Terror, with Dracula instead of the Tunbaaq, and severely worse dialog and characters. (The worst of which was the empowered mary sue female)
In a way it's biggest flaw is that it's more a giant bat monster movie. But apart from one, the kills weren't interesting and dracula lacked the required flamboyance to hold the movie up.
>The Terror
Is that any good?
imo a major flaw is that it's quite drawn out, but if you already watch lots of tv shows yeah it's good. lots of master and commander captainy shit.
Dracula Vs Mandingo
In the 70s would have been a great blaxplotation film
You'll never see a scene as cool as this again.
You will eat the bugs and watch CGI rats.
Is this from Universal and dark universe of classic monsters? I remember there were anons saying that the other Dracula film.
guys can we start calling this movie "wokeula"? i think it would be an effective strategy, memeticly speaking
you must be 18 to post on this website
wokeula is rated R, so you only have to be 17 to see it
Lmao what a homosexual. I like dogs well enough but I would happily kick a thousand dogs to death before seeing a human baby stub a toe
These two 'should' be related. In my headcanon it goes like;
1. This scene:
2. Events from The Last Voyage
3. This scene:
fricking cringe
>for years the running joke is "the black dude always dies first"
>now since >2014 the joke is always "the black dude and white/asian female are the ones to survive at the end" is the new joke
you dont even need to be a mindreader
So they're unaware of the Dracula story? Where Renfield is the only survivor found on the Demeter before he is committed to a sanitorium for the madness the voyage instilled? It wasn't "Dribbling madman and sweet little good boy only survivors aboard ship of death!" In the headlines, I can guarantee.
Making the main character white wouldn't have saved this film at all.
I'm starting to think you guys are commenting on the movie without seeing it.
Anon the nig doctor was the only one who survived a movie based on a chapter derived from a captains log in which everyone dies.
This is just their way to back door a black helsing.
who cares? Dracula has been adapted to films for a century and every one of them has altered it from the book somehow.
the only thing that matters is if the film is good.
this one is not and it's because the pacing is boring, the dialog sucks, the dracula is not interesting enough, and the characters are one dimensional.
>every one of them has altered it from the book somehow
This doesn’t excuse it
tfw hollywood is so bad at making movies that they end up harming the minority communities voices they are amplifying
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>Black person
I'll pass
The obviously dogshit movie is dogshit. What a shocker
I wanna watch some vampire kino so bad bros
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0495212/