Denis Villeneuve showed Dune 2 to a dying person a month before the film's release.

Jesus Christ Denis

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dune 2 so bad it put a man to sleep then killed him

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *croaks*

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    villeneuve is the first man to kill someone by boring them to death

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I struggled to watch Dune 2. Everything about his cinematography screams "I'M A HACK I'M A HACK!!!"

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So people getting bored and checking out didn’t just happen in my viewing experience. It was a nation wide phenomenon that even killed some people. Grim

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Euthanasia by kino
    Canada is a sick country

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a shit version of Pitch Black. They are literally the same movie, just watch that instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How? They both have a desert? What do you mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a shit version of Pitch Black. They are literally the same movie, just watch that instead

        He means Chronicles of Riddick, which is so close to Dune I'm shocked they weren't sued by the Herbert estate.

        Captcha: 2GAAY

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, okay. Haven't seen that. Is it similar thematically or just aesthetically?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go watch it now, it's KINO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Watch pitch black and then chronicles. It's why Cinemaphile will always be a Vin board. Familia.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Watch pitch black and then chronicles. It's why Cinemaphile will always be a Vin board. Familia.

            This anon is right. You should watch pitch black, which is a decent low budget sci fi movie from like 2000. It has nothing to do with Dune.

            The sequel, Chronicles of Riddick, is an edgelord reskin of Dune which is impressive on several fronts- one being that it's such a massive leap from the original film, and two that it's so close to Dune's plot that it's arguably a closer adaptation than some of the actual adaptations.

            Theres a prophecy about Riddick being the one to lead and rule. Riddick has visions of the past and future. He wants nothing to do with any of the conflict going on and initially rejects being involved. The necromongers, the bad guys of the film, are obvious harkonens. They don't use computers, they have living human "computers" and other weird technology. Judi dench is basically a discount reverend mother from a race of reverend mothers who pretend to not take sides and plan. There's a literal fricking liet kynes character who walks in two worlds, gives unexpected support and advice to Riddick, then walks out into a desert to die. It ends in a throne room with all major players assembled and the fate of the galaxy is determined by hand to hand combat with little knives. Shit is wild.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Prophecy he is the true chosen king
              >Visions of the past and future
              >Evil woman
              >Settled by a one on one duel

              Not to shit on Dune but they didn't exactly come up the tale of the chosen one.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the sleeper will never awaken...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally watch part 1 just now with my gf
    >they show the city of Arrakis or whatever the name is
    >"Shat do they eat?"
    The memes are real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no a typo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer to see poetry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Arrakis isn’t self-sustaining. What part is confusing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She is kind of dumb unfortunately, so a lot of things

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Arrakis isn’t self-sustaining.
        yes it is

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >show someone your movie
    >he falls asleep and dies

    lol. lmao.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fell asleep to his last movie
    grim

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >person spent their last moments watching a flick instead of being with their family
    What a dystopic time to be alive.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he lose the will to live?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mama, just killed a man
    >Put a TV near his bed, showed him kino, now he's dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was sent to arrakis

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How up your own ass do you have to be to do any of this? How much further up your own ass do you have to be to publicly brag about this as if it doesn't obviously reflect terribly on your movie? I don't think hollywooders are actual people, they're something else.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine bragging about murdering someone

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's for these people we make cinema
    He makes movies for the terminally ill? Explains a lot.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    safe and effective

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit isnt that murder

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie so boring it kills you

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking butthole.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >please, let me go and get my medicine
    >wait, wait, this next part is really good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this next part is really good
      Well ... it wasn't.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? Denis Villeneuve wants to KILL people??

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you could say he got DUNC'ED on!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lame. even for a carlosposter.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this actually murder?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know whether he wanted to kill that guy.
      He most definitely wanted to torture him though.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go out watching kino, good or bad

    Feels like it's something this board should wish for when it comes to how they die.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any kinos for killing men in surprising ways?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The desert scene with the John Boyega jumpscare. The trailer also suffices.
      Only works on people with a weak heart though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. Seems fun.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he also stole my deviantart work from high school

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You've moaned about this in every fricking thread and you're wrong.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be pretty upset if I had to die watching vilenuevslop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd be pretty upset if I had to die
      You'd also probably be the only person upset with that

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Proof?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Proof of the guy being dead?
      Or of Villeneuve being at the scene of the crime?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He actually sent some producer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not even capable of doing the dirty work himself ...

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was an act of mercy - he made sure the terminally ill patient lost their will to live entirely.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If someone had showed him David Lynch's Dune instead, he'd still be alive today.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend to be dying
    >see movie early
    >post spoilers online
    >die and get away with it

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a shitty way to die

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