>Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you have Butterfingers®?
Why did he say this? Nedry clearly had a refreshing Coca-Cola®.
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>Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you have Butterfingers?
ah ah ah you didnt say the magic word ah ah ah
Why didn't you screencap the moment before this when he's laying his fingers on a Butterfinger™?
>Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you're watching your 'kinos'?
Imagine how long it took to download an enormous resolution like 120px on a satellite connection in 1993. With audio.
Couldn't he have just put it on a USB?
Sure, whatever.
he thinks they had USB's back then haha
USBs were invented in 1996, the year Jurassic Park takes place.
jurassic park takes place in 1993 you fricking idiot (1989 in the novel)
that's part of the computer
What is that part of the computer, I see a Cinemaphile banner from time to time that has something similar on it. But my computer doesn't have anything like that.
>But my computer doesn't have anything like that.
That's because your "computer" is a smartphone.
No, it's an NZXT gaming PC. Any more stupid questions?
>bragging about a pre-built PC
>Any more stupid questions?
Yeah why were you playing dumb about Nedry's setup if you're a 133t h4x0r BGH lost Temple only?
They're mini arrays, basically external hard drives. He's got a very expensive and modern (for the time) setup.
>1.04GB ... $3,598
I'll never not be amazed at how quickly memory has gotten cheaper and cheaper over the years.
I remember having a 500 meg and then 1gig HD on my first home computer.
Some ones I had at school had 5 inch floppies and green screens.
Clearly he used a Zip Disk!
...and when did they become commercially available?
Hell. I bought the Jurassic Park screen saver and audio clips pack and it came on a bunch of floppies.
There was a setting where you could put a password on and if you typed in the wrong password Nedry would pop up like in the movie.
You have to keep in mind that Nedry was a scientist so he would have had access to technology that wasn't commercially available yet.
>Nedry was a scientist
frick off he was a standard IT Trevor
why didn't they just hire h1b pajeets?
He was actually drinking Jolt Cola.
They couldn't employ a local maid to clean up after Nedry?
Why did he keep so many pizza boxes on his desk when he was happy to throw everything else to the floor?
>pillars carved into the shape of fossil excavations
>can't pay the one programmer
Yes, if you haven't figured it out yet, Hammond was lying when he said "spared no expense."
they tried employing a dinosaur to clean but kept going 'ehhh, its a living' and they all got sick of it
You think that kind of cleaning is easy?
*gulps soda*
Or cheap?
>spared no expense
That bastard. Someone expected a yummy dessert and got a mouth full of shaving cream instead
Times you acted like Dennis nerdy?
I'm so fricked up.
>in army
>finish 3 week nco academy
>eating/drinking clean for 3 weeks straight
>friends pick me up at airport
>we go out for mexican and margs
>go back to their place later
>sleeping on couch
>wake up in middle of night to take massive shit
>don't want to go in their rooms and blow up their toilets all night
>sprint down stairs with a turtle peaking
>jump in my trick
>run over curb and through red light
>make it to bathroom at gas station
>Unleash cthulu out of my ass hole
>literally cannon like force of projectile shitting into this toilet
>you ever have to shit so bad you take all your clothes off in the middle?
>finish after about 20 min
>literally blackest water you've ever seen in your life in the toilet
>looks like chunky oil
>can't even stand up up straight due to massive vacuum in stomach steal trying pressurize
>flush
>water starts going up not down
>oh frick time to go
>literally stops at the rim of the bowl almost completely even with it
>start walking bow legged back to car
>Middle aged female gas station clerk says "you're lucky"
>"Excuse muah?"
>"You're lucky, I was about to close the bathroom to clean it."
>Half jogging towards the door at this point
>Remark that lucky has a funny way of working.
>She starts saying as she walks into the bathroom"yeah that's true I gue--WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>jump in the truck and drive back home laughing so hard that I would have shit myself and I hadn't already given birth.
look how happy he is!
That was menthol, too!
Who was that food for? It looks like it's on a large chair
Newman as Nedry is the best casting in the movie. If I remember right he’s in his 20’s in the book but Newman perfectly portrays the character.
https://archive.org/download/jurassic_park_-_the_screen_saver/JPSSCD.zip/JPSSCD%2FDOSSIER%2FNEDRY.WAV
>Nedry clearly had a refreshing Coca-Cola®.
It's Jolt, you swine
Does this actually taste any good?
of course not, it's carbonated sugar-water, you get the same experience from Redbull
It wasn't bad. It was more about the caffeine though.
Nedry
NERDY
>Now Tayne I can get into.
ENTER TAYNE
the real monsters of jurassic park was the dinosaurs
Jello? Anybody home?
ONE LARGE JAMBALAYA
Being a kids and watching JP is about the cool dinosaurs.
Being an adult and watching JP is about seeing the Shakespearean family structure collapse between son Dennis and old man Hammond. Despite all the hard work and no expense spared, Old man Hammond"s first creation led to the downfall of his more loved second...and ironically, because he spared the expense when it came to paying his own son a decent wage for he the job he was ding as lone tech operator for the park.
I don't blame Dennis for rebellion against his father at all, especially when it payed so well. It's like pottery.
What the frick are you talking about? Nedry isn't Hammond's son.
its part of the chili and seabass lore
>Dinosaurs... kill people???
I thought this was an actual quote from the movie until I watched it, was waiting for it the whole time and then I realized it wasn't coming. I think the movie made it pretty clear that Oppenheimer understood exactly what he was doing, he almost came off like he was eager to see the bomb used. And then after the fact he regretted what he did. This also parallels how he cheated on his wife and then regretted it after the fact.
whats the line you guys are talking about? i didn't watch bombenheimy but i want to know cool movie stuff
There's a meme about the movie that he says "My le bomb le killed people?" like he's Otacon or something and somehow completely oblivious to the fact that he's making a bomb, but it doesn't come off that way in the movie. But people meme about movies they haven't seen all the time so you'd see a lot of variations of it like this one tweet
>Imagine a 9/11 movie from the perspective of the good guys: "The planes killed people?"
I actually do recommend watching Oppenheimer if you have three hours to spare, I thought it was a great movie.
i see. yeah i saw a clip that looked good. i gotta be in a certain mood for that type of thing though. i don't want to try when i'm not totally interested
Nedry is literally the sole reason why JP1 is so good. His performance makes the film 3D. If he didn't exist it would just be some schlock about redditors crying over dinosaurs. The fact that Wayne Knight never got best supporting actor is kinda disgusting, he's such a good actor.
The problem with all the movies in this franchise, even the first one, is that they're made for children so they insist on having at least one fricking annoying kid in every single movie that ruins the movie without fail.
the kids make the raptor scene scary in the first one. they're so outmatched
Wayne Knight has always been my favorite part of this movie. probably what i think of the most. its interesting because he's not really in it much, but he brings so much to that character.you feel like you understand exactly his situation and how he feels about it
>This mustn't register on a genetic level.
>First, distract raptor...
>Then block her blind slash... counter with shotgun butt to left cheek. Discombobulate.
>Dazed, will attempt sickle claw. Employ thigh block... and gunshot. Block tail swipe, weaken right jaw... now reload.
>Kick exposed ribs. Traumatize gastralia... dislocate claws entirely.
>Gunshot to skull.
>In summary: bowels hanging, claws dislocated, three ribs cracked, four broken, head blown off. Physical recovery: never. Full Jurassic Park recovery: six months. Capacity to eat tourists... neutralized.
I feel like I've been missing out by not having watched the Sherlock Holmes movies.
Do it, they're good. I'm still waiting on the 3rd one, but Guy Ritchie has fallen off HARD in recent years
they are very solid and Watson isn't just a foil for once.
I immediately got up in the theater and bought a butterfingers, back in their perfect form, from the concession stand