Deppbros.... kino... she's back on the menu.
prediction: Depp will do indie for 2-3 years, before a rather triumphant return to Hollywood. They will be on THEIR KNEES tongues out ready to wash the back of his balls for the chance to sign him to a new picture deal.
...and once again, like in 2016... all was "right" in the world....
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>french
into the trash it goes
>amerifats
Why are you here? True kinophiles appreciate film and Cinemaphile from around the world not just one country. Sick of you tourist gays who have no idea about film posting on this board, go jump in a capeshit thread with your morb posting and frick off.
>Depp will do indie for 2-3
kek straight to DVD
apple+
Like all the best kinos of the last 5-10 years.
How are theatrical releases doing outside of the big blockbusters?
Literally compose
Holy shit are you unironically a boomer? like, shit goes to streaming these days
Streaming is moronic, it's better to have physical copies otherwise you're just renting something like you would at a video store back in the day. Enjoy your extra charge for sharing Netflix accounts with your friends.
>DVD
silly boomer
It's 2022 grasmps
>straight to DVD
so straight kino
>DVD
what is a DVD uncle anon?
Tourist
Great film
tourist is actually hilarious
he's gonna make the mouse pay triple for Jack Sparrow to return for 3 more sequels
I'm just glad Amber is fricking dead.
she was dead way before the trial
>direct link to clickbait
You're a massive homosexual
https://archive.today/7qgyj
>Only evidence he abused her was a private text to someone else after the divorce
Yea this author has an agenda
b***h lied b***h getting fined
Believe the science
I was just shitposting lol, I'm happy for Depp.
I didn't think about the direct link thing, I'll delete the post.
>raging male feminist posing as a radical centrist
what a gay
What big ticket Hollywood roles are you expecting 70 year old Depp to play?
Old men get the most kino roles lmao, they aren't like women and age out of the industry.
Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Daniel Day Lewis, and Jack Nicholson are all old as frick and land major roles all the time.
When was the last time you saw Nicholson in a movie?
He’s retired
Count Tom Cruise in too. He's 60 and does Kino to save cinema
what was some good stuff?
Older men in Hollywood get work all the time Cruise just made Top Gun again for some reason I heard its good but hes in his 50s and just look at Patrick Stewart hes like fricking 80 something and still gets work, its nostalgia wank but hes still going. Women however not so much unless your beloved by people like Betty White was.
AMBER SIMPS BTFO
It's for the best, they were all ESL trash anyway
Did anyone ever buy the french village he was selling?
amber lost
sneed
Pay up, bawd.
She has daddy Mullosk by the balls. All she has to do is seduce and manipulate him. Its easy he's already a simp
Would be amusing if she reveals just how stupid Mollusk is.
Have you seen his Elden Ring build? He's midwit tier and his autism powers limited
Onlyfans time
gonna watch pirates 1 for the first time, wish me luck
Based
But watch Rango too
saw it when it came out, will give it a rewatch tho
Now that Amber has been revealed as a liar and a prostitute, can we get her erased from all the movies she has ruined with her stupid c**ty face?
I know people like Amber.
She will nuke her career to not have to pay Depp the $8 million.
She's going to ruin her own life out of anger and hate, thanks Depp for this real life Kino.
>I know people like Amber.
>She's going to ruin her own life out of anger and hate
abso-fricking-lutely
Don't think so. Yes she will double down but you are overestimating feminists. They will make her a martyr and book her for all kinds of speeches, interviews, books, whatever. She is the "hero" of feminism now with extra victim points. She fought her "abuser" and the patriarchy so bravely, but the power of males felt threatened and they attacked her and won! This is already the MSM narrative and it will only increase.
She's too pretty to be a feminist icon moron
exactly
gossip-rag-reading hausfrauen were never gonna sympathise with her
she's the younger woman that depp left his wife for, she's still young and beautiful and blonde, this is most women's worst fear
I don't think so. This trial has been the *one* thing I've seen most people from both sides of the political divide agree on. She will have some of that fanbase you're talking about but it's not mainstream.
A large minority of activists are mentally ill in some way and have a terrible read on reality. The token feminists and more normal supporters are done with her but there are enough crazies and bad faith actors to milk it. With the way coverage and reporting was handled, it is the death knell of the MSM. 6 years of spreading lies culminating with amber shitting in their bed. More people were tuned into live feeds of uncommented proceedings and tweets from the gallery than MSM outfits.
women fricking hate her. the defense from feminists has been half-hearted and amounts to "well both sides are bad, and the Depp supporters are big meanies". they don't actually give a frick about her.
Haven't met one woman that was pro Amber Heard, all of them are Johnny fans and call her Turd.
That would work... HOWEVER the trial's main goal from Depp's perspective was to expose everything and boy he did expose her hard. The real question is if Hollywood wants to double down on her with all this public exposure which depp can handle even now he's got some of his shit right.
No jokes; Jack Sparrow could return with some powerthrough. Specially if woke pirate underperforms besides being shit.
>if woke pirate underperforms
If? There hasn’t been one gender flipped franchise that gets praise, if anything reduces them to rubble
Probably going to just gofundme to pay the damages then do a book deal. Libtards are already so far from reality that this is just giving her a career that isn't orbiting around sucking off producers to get a role.
Most libs think Heard is full of shit too though. It's only a very small and very specific bunch still rooting for her.
>It's only a very small and very specific bunch still rooting for her.
the ones who are exactly like her, kek
Is she going to pretend to try to an hero?
Shes a good director
Her movie polisse is pretty good
>mutt
has anyone checked on ambers sister?
im afraid she might be getting the shit kicked out of her tonight
The True Justice League
wtf i love sleazy la lawyers now
Apparently it was one of her first cases
>tfw no cutie blonde lawyer gf.
Why live
well done
bros do you think Depp will return to LA and frick Camille's brains out for winning the case?
shes with some rich european real estate guy. an old druggy actor would be a step down tbh
Damn, she's got it made
No Camille, no, but Kate Moss was a guest at his concert in UK. I think she divorced years ago, didn't she?
racistbros? the israeliteess is doing things to me wtf
Where is the blacks??
Dennison with his drunk Columbo act was absolutely kino.
The Expert Destoyer
>tfw the stammering is just a whole act, just to destroy/Humiliate the "Expert witness"
BASED /ourlawyer/
Could be he happens to have a real stammer, but uses it to his advantage.
In any case, his crosses destroyed those idiots. Still don't know what that tongue thing was about.
>tongue thing
What?which one?
After the Willy Wonka question.
Do I have to answer that?
>Superman
Ben Chew
>Batman
Wayne Dennison
Who else fits?
Did the just just make up a damages amount on the spot when reminded they had to do that?
>Uhh frick what should we say like... 10 million and 5?
>I dunno that sounds fine
thank god the part i needed to read was highlighted holy frick you fricking moronic homosexual why do you have this image saved you stupid stupid fricking homosexual moron frick
Any chance Depp joins a superhero movie? Think he's friends with quite a few of the Marvel actors.
To be honest Tarantino should hire Depp. His films have a tendency to revive washed up actors' careers that starred in them.
RDJ came back big with Iron-Man, though I think he was doing quite a few other films too.
Disney wouldn't hire Depp anymore isn't it? i don't think Marvel will want him. When it comes to superhero stuff, its going to be DC turf that'll take the man i reckon.
>Aquaman 2 starring Johnny Depp
They rehired Gunn didn't they?
Depp himself doesn't want to do pirates anymore, so it's safe to say he doesn't want to touch anything disney either out of spite.
RDJ defended Depp and said he wants him to be in a Sherlock flick with him before the trial ended.
Despite being kicked FB, JD didn't seem to harbor hate toward Warner Bros. Unlike his resentment with Disney.
>Despite being kicked FB, JD didn't seem to harbor hate toward Warner Bros. Unlike his resentment with Disney.
Maybe WB were just like "We want this movie to make money, and we're sorry but we can't just risk having you in the movie due to current events" etc, whereas Disney kicked him from Pirates and plan to make more without him, when he basically co-created the character by constantly doing things not in the script, and them liking it so asking for more.
Yeah pretty much. Tropic thunder and sherlock holmes at the same time really helped hold attention.
Eh he did alright. Getting connections to land a role is just rough since it's all about big blockbusters. There isn't enough of a low budget B-movie circuit to cultivate new stars so we get token diversity black man kevin hart as token diversity black man kevin hart in this commercial showing you company is dedicated to diversity.
Reddit trannies are malding
I know trannies are inherently delusional but fricking christ
>we're right, everyone else is wrong, here's a CNN link to prove it
The quintessential reddit moment.
They’re radical feminists, not trannies.
>Victims of domestic violence should always be believed.
>NO NOT THAT ONE YOU VIRGIN INCEL CHUD FRICKS HE'S A MAN HE CAN'T BE A VICTIM FRICKREEEEEEEE
Incredible.
Depp was always a B list celebrity in direct-to-tim burton dvd movies
the dude can't even remember few lines of text
it's over for him
Depp is 58 and at the tail end of decent career. He will do some Nick Cage level B grade quirky projects but that's about it.
More of post-60's falloff. Lian Neeson did Taken, The Grey and other movies still.
Neeson always had a bit of an oldman vibe to him though. I genuinely thought he was in his 50s in TPM as a kid.
Yeah Neeson definitely won the lottery. I don't think Depp can bounce back with how bloated he is and all the damage from drugs but just trying to say that it's possible.
Depp should sue his agent for mismanagement
>mass shootings every week
>try to utterly destroy womens rights of privacy and go back to 1930
>abusive husband wins in media show trial
What is wrong with Amerisharts? First I thought it was kind of like modern rome (because of the trials), but the womens their had far more rights and also no mass shootings.
It's like if you have money and an agenda you can manufacture support from your base during an election year.
Golly gee this totally organic supreme court draft leak is normal guys nothing to see here.
You have to be moronic to think Amber Heard is some bastion of freedom of speech and women's rights lmfao. She is an embarrassment to all the women that have actually been mentally and physically abused; imagine lying on the stand so much to actually disgrace and insult these women with your lies. If anything, everyone will be more distrustful now to women in general concerning abuse, even if a case might be legit. Amber Heard is as anti feminism as it gets. This exposes all the thinklets.
Relieved Elaine
Rest now sweet Elaine, Marilyn Manson is coming for you.
She was horrendously shit, I don't care if her client had all the odds against her.
Her voice is infuriating.
I feel bad for the hate she gets. People don't understand a lawyers role and it's really apparent in the reaction to the 2 teams.
I just want Sauvage to do a worldwide ad with him where its a tv advert of him on a pirate shit with subtle frick yous to Disney etc. They can go bonkers with it and have nothing to lose. It'd have 100 mil views on YouTube within a fornite. Depp and companies need to ride on this viral shit and make some quick bucks on it like right now.
Also slip in "Megapint" in it
>depp was having fish n chips 2 miles down the road from me whilst I jacked off to shemales being rimmed porn
Tarantino should do a pirate movie with Depp playing a Blackbeard type character.
Frick no. Tarantino sucks.
DUDE OBI WAN KENOBI DISNEY PLUS EPIC!!!!
MEGAPINT the movie when?
Yeah I'm thinking this is gonna be kino.
hollywood is trying to get 1 million alpacas asap