Describe a trip to Blockbuster Video

Describe a trip to Blockbuster Video

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    annoying/stupid, but apparently my problem was never being able to go directly after school, and only later at night, after all the other cretins had raided everything worth a frick.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VHS returns: not rewound
    That'll be $2/per tape
    >candy: more expensive that convenience stores
    >all the good movies: rented
    We'll have that back on Monday. Would you like to pay to reserve it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their popular nickname Ballbuster was well earned

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must be a regional thing, I never once heard this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>all the good movies: rented
      >We'll have that back on Monday. Would you like to pay to reserve it?

      Their popular nickname Ballbuster was well earned

      literally never a problem we encountered
      I lived in pittsburgh, pa and we used to go to the one next to family toy warehouse and they always had the movies we wanted to rent.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I lived in pittsburgh, pa
        well no shit dude you lived in the middle of a flyover state

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >well no shit dude you lived in the middle of a flyover state
          yeah i'm not arguing that.
          I live in NYC now and am moving from Bronx to Queens tomorrow.
          Time moves too quick bro.
          My son is 4 almost 5 and my little sister is having her 2nd kid.
          hope you get eveything you want in life anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have a nice day, anon. Life's a garden, dig it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the good movies: rented
      oh man. when they had like 5 racks of the BIG NEW RELEASE and all of them were empty (it'd be just the movie box but you had to grab the white/blue box behind it with the actual movie inside it) and you go to the last box on the last row and get the last copy. that was a sweet sweet feeling. didn't happen often, and more times than not you'd miss out, but it was nice when it did happen

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in a poor town so we didn't have a Blockbusters near us. We had other off-name video rental places. I was always jelly of the rich motherfrickers in more priviledged areas/situations.

    Oh well. We still had the "poor man's video rental experience" plenty of times. Was just as fun all thing considered.

    We'd plan on having a parent either drop us off or come with us inside while we browsed for like ten minutes looking at what to rent. We always went for the old shit because we didn't want to pay more money for new releases.

    Then we'd just end up getting some shit we've already seen before plenty of times and going back to watch it.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go in
    I engage in commerce
    I realise I cant watch the movie because someone took a razor blade to the DVD
    I tell the people at the store
    They insinuate it was me when it's their job to check the discs on return but they dont want to take responsibility
    Money stolen

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last things I was renting were Sopranos DVDs the place was always empty and the last place still carrying caramel crunch bars which were good. In elementary school we sometimes went on Friday or Saturday nights and it was packed and you only sometimes found what you wanted. Renting video games was a gamble if you hadn't already played them you sometimes ended up with a crappy game the whole weekend.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the positives were
    >smaller selection meant you were more likely to pick something faster
    >companies would make utterly lurid covers for the movies to try and vie for your attention, leading to absolutely kino artwork
    >a lot of the movies were direct-to-video trash but because you had nothing else to watch, you'd watch it anyway and just laugh at it which is a different kind of kino experience
    >stores smelled like stale popcorn and cleaner which sounds awful but is weirdly nostalgic
    the negatives were
    >getting nickel-and-dimed on fees
    >getting there too late and the selection being picked over
    >most staff were disaffected kids with no control, watching boomers scream at them over fees was always awful

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was based and only zoomers who never experienced it complain about having to go outside

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not Blockbuster but everytime i went to the video rental store as a kid and saw this vhs box i shat my pants. I always had to go around the counter that had it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk in
    >go to the store console setup for customers
    >dad goes into the porn section
    >spend 10 minutes playing a fever dream of a psone game that I'll never know the name of
    >pick a game to rent based purely off the cover art and the screenshots on the back of the box
    >turn 360 degrees and walk away
    >piss my pants in excitement looking at the pictures in the game manual on the drive home

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porn? Game kiosk? Manual? Quit LARPing, zoomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not have a comfy lower-middle class childhood?
        Is this a bot post?
        Genuinely baffled

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blockbuster did not have porn. In fact they censored a lot of their normal movies. I never saw one with kiosks, and they did not include the manuals in the rentals.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only censored movie I ever noticed was Wonder Boys with Michael Douglas. That was the talk of the town.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see. But I grew up in new zealand, didn't realize it was so cucked in america

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont think they ever had hardcore x rated shit but everything else that guy said was true for my local blockbuster

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=oj3wR-MHl2tbKYCB
    Rent kinos

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up in a rural shithole so we didn’t have one but we had a burger joint that had a small video rental section so they had package deals on meals and movie rentals that my poor parents would let me and my brother choose movies sometimes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > we had a burger joint that had a small video rental section

      We had a very small town who's main street cafe/grocery store had a little wall of video rentals too.

      Also had a big supermarket with a similar thing only it was a bigger wall.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting over a hour for a bus
    >it's raining
    >kill time in blockbuster
    >fat neckbeard clerk kicks us out despite no one else being there

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was just fun to get out of the house for an hour and spend it walking around the aisles, reading the backs of VHS or DVD covers. Before going home to watch them all night long, it just added to the experience. Before like 2010 life just mandated that you had to go outside if you wanted to do certain things, so by default you just had a good life balance of being inside and being outside. Now everyone just spends every second they arn't in work or school say inside. Its sad. Honestly wish i could go back.....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now everyone just spends every second they arn't in work or school say inside.
      Yeah true. When I go outside there are literally no people there, like ever.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    usually it was just something like, my mom telling me she's picking the movie and me to frick off to the games area where i MIGHT get to pick a playstation game to rent for the weekend. then i'd invariably see a friend there and just be like hey oh i gotta go bye. then begging for some of that overpriced crap while we are in line to check out, which my mom was always right it was 50% cheaper at a gas station or walmart but i want it NOWWWW. being a kid sucked you just get dragged around by parents

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being a kid sucked you just get dragged around by parents
      true but the only repsonsibilitie syou have are whether you should use rare candies on your level 50 Charitard

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    blockbuster was soulless
    local video stores were way better

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blockbuster was always the most expensive rental place you could go to and their selection was primarily mainstream films, but they almost always had major released in stock.
    Hollywood Video and local rental places were cheaper, often had more obscure titles.
    Blockbuster had a better video game rental selection, but it was only worth if you needed the rental to copy the disc. For most people I knew, Blockbuster was the last place you would go to rent a movie.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smelled like cigarettes and burnt popcorn

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the Pokemon Snap kiosk. I only had a Gameboy as a kid so I would look at the 3D like it was the greatest thing I had ever seen. I would usually end up renting Wario Land or Pokemon TCG.

    What's really nostalgic for me was the small movie rental area at Albertson's. At our store it was like a little closet by the bathrooms. They had much less selection than a place like Blockbuster, which we didn't have yet. I would usually get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers movies.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom has to go grocery shopping and usually takes up to an hour to finish
    >my 10 year old self walks into the blockbuster next door to grocery store while she shops
    >play the Nintendo 64 that's set up in the corner and play as much pokemon snap and Mario 64 as the demo times allow.
    >eventually get bored and walk through every aisle of movies just looking at the box covers
    >get spooked by scary faces/monsters in the horror aisle
    >get turned on by the more risqué covers featuring attractive ladies in the raunchy comedy aisle
    >rinse and repeat for 5 years before the blockbuster closed and turned into a bank

    All in all it was super comfy

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to rent a DBZ movie and the guy working there said it was inappropriate for kids and my mom wouldn't let me get it. still remember how frustrated i was. wasn't DBZ like PG rated?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i tried to rent a DBZ movie and the guy working there said it was inappropriate for kids and my mom wouldn't let me get it. still remember how frustrated i was. wasn't DBZ like PG rated?
      that dude deserves a kick in the dick.
      i hate when Black person as store employees try to fricker the kids

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protects little anon from japshit and future weebery
      You dont know how much things could have been different if you just took the hint

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that happened to me, I actually would have seethed constantly for days and thought about killing that wagie. I was a psycho as a kid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they had korn and disturbed tracks

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad! can we-
    >no...
    >but i-
    >NO!
    >*lip quivering*

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    renting SNES games... damn i'm old

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >renting SNES games... damn i'm old
      we rented n64 games.
      got megaman ledgends on my 13th birthday.
      that shit was THE Best.
      my mom gjksdfjfhk;sdfj;gk;sfhjgkl;sdflk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon dies reminiscing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah basically.
          i just had coffee and am in the middle of packing my apartment cause we are moving to a new place after 7 years and I just feel like time is moving too quick.
          nice get

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh look, nothing I want to watch on VHS again except the same Sonic OVA I've seen a million times
    >oh look, nothing I want to play on Gamecube again except the same Billy Hatcher game I've played a million times
    I enjoyed the atmosphere and that was about it.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had a very distinct smell that I'm not sure to describe, but even during their prime it was the sort of smell that made them feel 'old'

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