Describe the last shit you took with a Star Wars quote
>Look at the size of that thing!
Describe the last shit you took with a Star Wars quote. >Look at the size of that thing!
Describe the last shit you took with a Star Wars quote
>Look at the size of that thing!
Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
>Large leak. Very dangerous.
>It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>me wanna wonga
>Look, Jabba. I’ll have your money
>and I thought they smelled bad on the outside
>THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>it will make a fine addition to my collection
>You have no power here
not much bigger than a womp rat
>I've got a problem here
>eject!
>I can hold it
>pull up!
>no I'm alright BOOOYY BLAAAAHHH
>Master Yoda, I don't want to take my pants off. I feel uncomfortable
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
>Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
I giggled and it echoed (I'm taking a shit right now)
I hope George chuckled to himself when he wrote that line. It's so goofy.
>not much bigger than 2 meters
Utinni
>There's an awful lot of moisture in here
>What an incredible smell you've discovered
>Only what you take with you.
>houston, we have a problem
powerful you have become Dooku
this is the only one to make me laugh
American obviously
leaf
Figures
>obviously
Just kiss already you gays
You would know troon
>The sand people are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
>pew pew
>I have the high ground
>They fly now?!
Do or do not, they is no try
>Punch It
>it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor
>hello, what do we have here?
>Enough, release him.
>Coarse and irritating... and it gets everywhere
>well hello there
Beam me up Scotty
>Come here, my little friend.
negative, negative…
it didnt go in.
it just impacted on the surface…
Quality
>and I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!
>Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
Not Star Wars but this is literally what constipation feels like
>Isengard has been unleashed.
STOOL
SHALL NOT
PASS
>We ain't had nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!
>you have no power here, Laxative, the Brown
>I'm Laxative, the Blue
SHARE THE LOAD
>Whatever you did, you've officially been labeled a 'disturber of the peace'.
No, THIS is what constipation feels like
>Darkness took me and I strayed away through thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life age of the earth... but it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I'd been sent back until my task is done.
>And he was a good friend
> I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
>Another happy landing.
>somehow palpatine returned
>I'll try spinning. That's a good trick!
You will be delighted to hear that we are... on schedule. Two hundred thousand units are ready, with a million more on the way.
There's always a bigger fish
>Pee-yusa
Oooo icky icky goo.
>weesa in deep doodoo
Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy.
>No, NO! YOU will die!
EXECUTE ORDER 66
Exsqueeze me
>you know sometimes I impress even myself
>I recognize that laugh
>judge me by my size, do you?
>It's no good, I can't maneuver!
>We're too close!
>Loosen up!
That pilot's frustration while he died is how I feel when it comes out just a little then sucks itself back in
>Patience you must have, my young padawan.
>take a shit
>flush
>it comes back up through the pipe
No one's ever really gone...
>Twice the pride, double the fall.
>I love democracy
>you will try
Intensify forward firepower!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
>kamikaze's sacrifice is pointless becaus everything he died for will be destroyed when the next movie comes out
UUUAGH
I don't like you either.
>The loyalist committee has arrived, my Lord.
*loud wookie noises*
You're a feisty little one. But you'll soon learn some respect.
>ready to fire
This isn't gonna smell good kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up
>You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
Stooorm's comin' Ani, ye best get home quick!
>The hate is swelling in you now.
Are you an angel?
>That is no moon
You are in my very soul, tormenting me.
>goodbye old friend
>This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!
>Sorry about the mess
There's always a bigger fish.
My powers have doubled since the last time we met
No, there is another.
It's rough, it's course, and it gets everywhere
>"I'm not afraid!"
>"You will be.."
>I bypassed the compressor
POOOOOOOOOOWERRRRRRRR
UNLIMITEEEEED POOOOOOOOOWERRRRRRRRR
Send two squads to help!
Traitor!
the negotiations were short
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I'll Try Spinning, that's a Good Trick!
Always two there are, no more, no less.
>An escape pod was jettisoned during the farting, but no life-forms were aboard
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
>A constipation disruption could mean only one thing: anal invasion
There's the blockade!
>It's not like that at all. He's my brother
Use your aggressive feelings boy. Let the hate flow through you.
>red leader standing by
fricking joke I ended up with a haemorrhoid off the back of a stomach bug causing me to shit my pants so much
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
> Es ist ein älterer Kot, Sir, aber er ist in Ordnung
I'll zee myself out
>Into the garbage chute, fly boy
She's gonna blow!
>So who talks first? you talk first, I talk first?