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Describe this character to your friends like you ain't never seen Harry Potter
uh he's the chosen one
Naruto?
Jock who inherited a fortune
Doesn’t everyone in Hogwarts get in through bloodline? Is there even another wizard’s school in the UK? I think they just all went there
Hermione's parents aren't wizards
You just have to be able to cast magic, muggle parents or no. It's why squibs don't go to hogwarts. If the sorting hat is out on a squib he calls you a Black person in front of everyone and they all laugh at you
It's a plothole.
Sometimes you "got a spot" through bloodlines and characters are proud of it
Then some other times, EVERYONE is sent to school, even if you don't have money, like riddle that was a literal orphan living on muggle system with 0 dollars
It's not a plothole. Everybody with magic can go and tuition is payed by the Ministry of Magic
>It's not a plothole
>letters of hogwarts and hagrid saying harry
>"Accepted on hogwarts" and "It's because of your parents" on book 1
>huuh well but on the other books it's huuh explained more
It's called an inconsistency, or a plothole colloquially
>like riddle that was a literal orphan living on muggle system with 0 dollars
It's a real MYSTERY how he was able to
Mudbloods. I forget how Hermione got all the shit she needed for school if it was ever explained, unless wizards have a conversion rate for their moronic ass money
Those last 3 points i dont get. People didnt think voldy existed even after the goblet of fire thing?
No one knew he was back in Order of the Pheonix except for Harry, Ron Hermione, Dumbledore and the Order. The Ministry of Magic called it a conspiracy until the end of the book when he reveals himself for some reason.
Yes, that was literally the narrative of the Daily Prophet and the Ministry. Fudge just called Harry a liar, and Harry got detention for telling Umbridge that Voldemort was back
>Harry got detention for telling Umbridge that Voldemort was back
This was so moronic to me watching this in the film
>Dolores Umbrige coyly asks what they would need protection from to warrant learning Defense Against The Dark Arts
>no one brings up that notorious killer Sirius Black, who escaped max security wizard prison and broke into Hogwarts only a 2 years back, is still loose
But it makes perfect sense
>Trump supporters who follow Q are a major terrorist threat!
>What could you need guns for? What? People of Color? DETENTION
The weird thing is the manipulated government/media plot wasn't farfetched in the decades prior to the 2010s, but these days people would get triggered immediately and start ranting about obscure politics and their hatred for conspiracy theorists.
I wouldn't mind if Harry Potter was reactionary as long as it was consistent. You've got Voldemort, the Wizard Hitler, taking on the "chosen one" with a "lightning bolt" (two bolts mean SS, like Salazar Slytherin) mark on his head; a character everyone except the bad guys seem to love. So it's Hitler vs the AntiChrist.
Forgot:
>Snape is technically a former neo-nazi incel who the audience is meant to love at the end
>Gay ass Dumbledore who grooms his students was once into fascism because he wanted frick, and it's brushed off like "we were all young once"
>Malfoy is too hysterical to hate, so all these homosexuals who cry about "toxicity" and "problematic behavior" make Harry/Draco fanfics
>Cho Chang
>The drunken Mick named Seamus
>Snape is technically a former neo-nazi incel who the audience is meant to love at the end
His big "reveal" was infuriating. His whole life was just him being a massive simp. Typical woman of Rowling to portray that as heroic.
And some women think that's romantic. He bullied a chick, pushing her away, and then stalked her.
>and then stalked her
>and then bully her son
Bully levels to Jupiter
He was a real creep. He stole a letter Lily wrote to Sirius just because it said "Love Lily" and tore up a photo of her and her family together so he could take the half with her in it home and wank/cry to it
Harry naming his son after him is the weirdest fricking thing
It's Alan Rickman with long hair, of course it's romantic. If it was a hairy balding frick like me simping for Lily they would be creeped out and root for Voldemort. Notice how Rowling made Voldemort evil by destroying his looks so he looked like a snake. If he was handsome when he tried to kill Harry, too many fangirls would simp for Voldemort
Is the truth-telling news outlet run by wizard Alex Jones a basic fantasy trope? That feels oddly specific.
Has the looks of a lanky awkward nerd but the skills and mental capacity of a british jock
Too bad they got a manlet to play him
To be fair they cast him as a kid, they probably expected him to at least reach the 5’9” of his Dad.
He's the ideal man as described by the most generic middle class woman.
I ain’t never seen Harry Potter therefore all I know is he looks gay (like OP)
He's a lot like any politician who ever went to Eton Boys College as a lad- he manages to fail up at every stage of his life, a mediocre academic, and groomed from birth to be a sacrifice to the Phoenix God Avatar and abused by the very same people who themselves were abused, perpetuating a cult-like cycle of violence and ingrained sociopathy which Harry Potter best represents.
t. snape
Gary Stu and Hermione is a Mary Sue.
Harry Potter is literally fanfiction self insert made a success
I love how some fans call Ginny a Mary Sue and ignore Hermione. Ginny is just a norm
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Hermione is only a Mary Sue in the movies, in the books more than half of the stuff she does in the movies was actually done by Ron.
Ginny became a Mary Sue in book 5 when Rowling started using her as a self-insert.
Nope, the book as well. Being so smart it’s annoying isn’t a flaw. Rowling even described her as an ideal version of herself.
>Ginny became a Mary Sue in book 5
>In book 2, Ginny, after using a Horcrux for 6 months, discards it
>Dumbledore dies just by putting one on
>Harry, Ron and Herm had to take turns using one
>Whoever drank or use the Hufflepuss and Ravenclaw objects would have likely died
>The serpent is metal as hell and can even be inside a person's corse
>Ginny uses the diary for a year, and even discards it once after 6+ months of use.
To be fair Rowling didn’t even know it was a horcrux in book 2.
That's why it's called a plothole, when you write over it.
It’s a retcon not a plothole.
But Tom made that Horcrux when he was 16 and moronic. Harry has it for 24 hours and all it does is try to make friends.
Plus, Ginny was 11. There's something soulful in the idea that young children are uncorruptible, and not likely to be tempted by material fixations like older teenagers and adults are.
Still a plothole, but what can you expect from one of the dullest franchise-
It doesn’t make Harry pissed off and evil because she didn’t decide on those details til book 6. And it does corrupt Ginny, she sets the snake on people and killed the roosters.
The diary did not have the same effects the ring or the locket did, each horcrux has different abilities and weaknesses, the diary compelled Ginny to do stuff but at no point is it shown to be able to produce physical damage like the ring or to alter emotions like the locket, its main power was preserving Tom's memories.
Ginny is very much a Mary Sue in the books
She’s really just a normie/Stacie.
>most beautiful girl at school
>brothers comment how her spells are very strong
>natural talent at broom zooms
She was a mary sue
>resisted horcrux for 6+ months, including completely abandoning it once
>dumbledore basically died after putting one on
>most beautiful girl at school
You made this up. She’s literally just a hot athlete. You’ll find dozens of them at every school.
See
Yup, JK moved her self-insert from Hermione to Ginny in book 5. By book 6 Ginny was super powerful and super hot, and Harry's "inner beast" got all growly when he saw her snogging the Black person
Hermione didn’t get any less useful in those books. Really she got even more ridiculously smart.
Untalented, lazy, and arrogant.
snape stop seething because chad fricked your girl
A boy is finally able to leave the closet by joining a secret cultish school where he’s forced to join one of four rival gangs and spends the year warring with them while the teachers award prizes to the winners.
A loser piece of shit whiny ugly orphan kid who is told by and authority (school/teachers) that he's actually super important and rich and cool and talented
This guy could more or less turn himself into Emma Watson so he could go get gangbanged by all his friends, whenever he felt like it, and didn't. That's it. The end
A dork who got lucky and coasts on various forms of nepotism throughout his life.
wizard hitler desperately tries to prevent magical genes from dying off but progressives insist on fricking outside of their society until there is no one left to contain the invisible soul-eating fear demons from rampaging the world and leaving it a dead rock.
It's a very grim story.
A manlet who let himself get babytrapped by a roastie, had a son who is gay for Malfoy and ended up working for the corrup institution he swore to destroy.
I never read past book four but watching the movies it seemed like they were setting up Luna as the love interest and then suddenly he's in love with Ginny out of nowhere
>Ginny
While she was fricking all men in hogwarts and the forest
Ginny lost her virginity to a black guy. This is canon.
A colossal homosexual
loyal? bravish? racist, uhhhhhhh nearsighted?
>If we ain't never seen Harry Potter
i think nobody got what yo were really asking, anon. Bunch of morons.
Just so you see how I appreciate your intentions, I'll do my best:
a dork four eyed kid from some european private "orchestra directing school for gifted boys" or something like that .
you're welcome.
Biggest grind I have with this shitty series, is that NOT ONE student from Slytherin gets redeemed, or it was a cool dude but too ambitious/greedy.
Not ONE student.
They were all straight up evil, even if the sorting hat talked about unity and shit, how can you do that Black person, you are sending all the evil dudes to one house and the good dudes to the others
Are you fricking moronic, you fricking bonette.
>J. K. Rowling has stated that she used lycanthropy as a metaphor for HIV in the Harry Potter novels
>Fenrir Greyback is, perhaps, the most savage werewolf alive today. He regards it as his mission in life to bite and to contaminate as many people as possible; he wants to create enough werewolves to overcome the wizards. Voldemort has promised him prey in return for his services. Greyback specialises in children... Bite them young, he says, and raise them away from their parents, raise them to hate normal wizards.
Is she the most redpilled author alive?
Weird how we only know of two werewolves. “Fenrir” must suck at his job.
>EBONY! THOU MUST KILL vampire POTTER!
He's a c**t
He's a preppy jock with notoriously stretchy legs
Loyal to friends
Courageous
Gary Stu