*destroys Amazon*

*destroys Amazon*

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Street shitters are keeping it afloat.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did their stock dip at all after this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but apparently the Tolkien Estate contractually locked them into five seasons and paying the entire sum for the rights, regardless of how much money the show made or how well it did in ratings.

      As a result, Amazon is now having to cancel multiple other shows and features just to keep paying the bills it owes the Tolkien Estate.

      It's really something. Good for them, I suppose.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick, that's funny.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot believe that Amazon spent 500 million dollars on the rights to some appendices, only to make one of the hokiest shows of all time by entrusting this expensive project to some literally who writers.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only to make one of the hokiest shows of all time by entrusting this expensive project to some literally who writers.

          The showrunners were recommended by JJ Abrams

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chexked

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >israelite israelite Abraham
            kek. serves ~~*Bezos*~~ right for trusting the tribe.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked and true. You know israelite nepotism is real when the most expensive TV show ever had show runners with NO other credits.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the guy who ran the biggest franchise in history right into the ground with no survivors? That JJ Abrams?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you mean the guy who made star trek kino?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the recent failed Star Trek reboot that's now being rebooted again? That JJ Abrams?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amazon could just make this show shitty as possible as a big F you to them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an FU to all of us. I believe the point of everything being shit tier is to destroy our culture and lower standards.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >were gonna make it as shitty as possible and lose even more money and embarrass ourselves even more just to spite you!
          theyre welcome to do that i suppose

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          could?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They already did that but probably not on purpose.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they fricking dip big time
        >amazon employee

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but apparently the Tolkien Estate contractually locked them into five seasons
        source?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paying premium for tolkien's work
        >still have to write their own shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who authorized this shit? Like, what the frick did the person who came up with this even tell Bezos?

        >"Yes boss. One billion, boss. And it absolutely NEEDS to be a hit for five years straight for us even to hope to get our money back and not hurt our brand."

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        two more weeks and bezos will register for welfare check

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of this happened btw, its the incel cope to explain why RoP has just been renewed for yet another season without admitting that its a huge success.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >show is only thought bad because people don’t have sex
          I don’t get it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkien estate seems israeli as frick. Are they even blood related to Tolkien at all?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jews like to marry into influential families and lead them astray. Probably the case.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know what a stock is? It doesn't measure profits and loss.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not what I asked about. Talk to me, not the voice in your head, dipshit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why else would you ask about the stock when we're talking about the performance of a product? Don't lash out at me to cover your own embarrassment.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's two assumptions you've made about me with 0 evidence. You live in your head. Go outside. Make some friends.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your inability to say anything of substance reinforces every assumption I've made.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is something. Even the super cute hobbit girl couldn't get me to start episode 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made it like 5 minutes before laughing hysterically at the shit dialogue and turning it off. Can't believe you finished an episode.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon has so much money that they could make ten of these shows that all bomb equally as hard and not even break a sweat.
    I'm glad it was such a total loss for them, but the next season needs to bomb worse for them to get the message and change course.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still a disappointment. There's also an ego thing with Bezos where he thinks he's en expert on making TV. Amazon is losing eyeballs to Apple+, which you just know makes Bezos seethe.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        apple isnt also not doing that great series wise tbh, but they sure doing alot better than amazon lol.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look, I know what it takes to make a great show
    lel

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elrond + Durin scenes were great. Hardfoots were fine. Gandalf/Saruman/Wizard whoever he will be was decent. All Galadriel and Halbrand shit was awful. Terrible writing and acting. Arondir and the village was just annoying and silly. There was a good show in there but its surrounded by shit writ8ng

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ohnonono Chudbros
    What now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its so depressingly awesome to me that Americans turned corporate franchising into a political landscape. The discourse around these, how if you disliked X or Y you were actually a bad person, holy shit. Its so insidiously clever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you Eurotrannies fall for and engage in the exact same shit every single day, taking one look at your media or your activity on the internet on any given day. Congrats.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick. S2 already came out?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 (six) upcoming movie roles
    >next movie premiering in the main competetion of London Film Festival
    >probably going to get Best Actress BAFTA nominated this year
    Has teevee every been this btfo before?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ she is fricking stunning. Morfbros won again...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's one of the few women who look pretty when they don't smile but when they do it absolutely ruins their look.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 (six) upcoming movie roles
        >next movie premiering in the main competetion of London Film Festival
        >probably going to get Best Actress BAFTA nominated this year
        Has teevee every been this btfo before?

        She looks like she likes anal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ she is fricking stunning. Morfbros won again...

      [...]
      She looks like she likes anal

      Cute Morf

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even among the Eldar she was accounted beautiful, and her hair was held a marvel unmatched. It was golden like the hair of her father and of her foremother Indis, but richer and more radiant, of its gold was touched by some memory of the starlike silver of her mother; and the Eldar said that the light of the Two Trees... had been snared in her tresses.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
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  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    never cared for lord of the rings but i did enjoy shitting on this show for my own amusement

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw Amazon collapses

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt do it in my path nor do i have yo respond without sounding mad so idc

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >O LAWD DEM RANGZ

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's always possible they've learned there lesson and will go for a smaller, cheaper to film season with some better and more tolkienesqe writing. There's always hope, that was one of Tolkien's themes.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish. But it'll take more than that.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that you know for a fact that anyone who likes it only likes it because of Galadriel. Not because they like the writing or the show, but because they're some moron simp for a single actress in the show.

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