Just got out of the theater, the first 20 minutes were classic Indiana Jones. After that, it was more Helena centric. I'd say she's like a mix of Lara Croft and Princess Leia. I'm gonna catch another show in a few hours but it's hard not to see this movie having a killer weekend. It's easily top 2 of time for me, way better then Crystal Skull. Mangold hit it out the park.
Frick off you paid Disney shill
The warm light of nostalgia now bathes Temple of Doom and The Last Crusade, but those films were also found wanting by many back in their day, with elements that attempted to recapture that old Raiders magic. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny might prompt similar complaints, some of it warranted. But it’s also too entertaining to dismiss.
>I-it's just nostalgia!!
have a nice day.
Maybe they had less positive initial reviews, but all three were widely beloved by the 90s. How many people are going in to bat for Crystal Skull these days?
>How many people are going in to bat for Crystal Skull these days?
i liked it
Take 6 aspirin and open your wrists rat cuck.
Based
Seems obviously fake to be a paid shill. More likely a pathetic attention-seeking bait thread.
I came here to post this
>paid shills
anon, they do it for free to "troll"
Suck start a shotgun rat cuck.
Seethe more frickface, you're powerless to stop people from enjoying things
Does the black afro Black person say shit like AYO WASSUP CRACKAAA ASS homie IMMA BLACK AFRO homie SHEEEEIT. WE FINNA BE OUT HERE KILLIN ALL WHYTE BOIS, EVEN THE CHILDRENS, THE DESPICABLE ONES. AYO AN FINNA FRICK DONALD TRUMP TOO homie BLACK LIVES MATTA YOU HONKEY ASS CRACKA homieS, WE OUT HERE SHEEEEIT homie FINNA BE SLAW
He says that line for line
word for word
Dis homie punching nazis
She literally said one of those things
>She literally said one of those things
Precisely none.
She did say cracka at least one
I watched the German dub as it was the earliest showing today, they probably changed the wording when she did. Which scene did she say it in?
Fun Fact: When they're trying to find the place in Dionysos' Ear where the echo is the loudest and they start singing, the dub suddenly audibly has Waller-Bridge singing, but Indy doing it stays dubbed, probably because it's Wolfgang Pampel, Harrison Ford's go-to voice actor, who used to sing in Musicals such as Phantom of the Opera.
He's the first one to sing in this recording, up to 1:00, playing Monsieur Firmin.
It's the scene where they were on the rooftop and the goon killed like 3 people. She snatched the gun from him and call him a trigger happy cracker
She says none and she's helping the villains
>and she's helping the villains
If you're referring to her reading the Polybius code off the Graphicus, she does in the knowledge that the outer waax shell is hiding something and the text on it is likely misleading. She's also doing it to buy time until she can ignite the stick of dynamite she's pinched. It's a shame that everyone survives the explosion because Klaber/Holbrook manages to kick it down into the hold and Voller/Mikkelsen gets up on deck to follow their course with his binoculars.
Are you homosexuals even talking about the same character?
Nope, and I see now we were talking about the CIA agent. Yes, she's helping the villains until they dispose of her because the CIA is trying to humour Voller (or Dr. Schmidt, the name he's using for his cover identity) for his services for NASA following Operation Paperclip.
I was so relieved when she was clearly actually dead, I thought they were going to have her come back somehow. An honest pleasure seeing an honest to goodness Nazi shoot an afro'd nigress to death point blank with no direct repercussions in a Hollywood movie
No. I
was talking about afro
I liked the movie btw. If it helps you work out my judgement I didn't like Flash except I want to frick Supergirl.
Not even memeing she literally calls Boyd Holbrook a trigger-happy cracker lmao
She should have said honky. That would have been funnier and also more ‘70s.
the nazi shoots her in the first 20 minutes
Uh, no, she's not even part of the story for the first 20 minutes and she sticks around until about the end of the first one and half hours of the film. They're in Morocco when she attempts to send Voller back to Alabama and gets shot in the gut on her own chopper.
Which one? There are two fugly nignogs with Afros in this movie. Although one of them is more like a racially-ambiguous mutt golem.
>After that, it was more Helena centric.
Explains why it's flopping. Literally everyone was afraid they gonna pull this stunt and move Indy aside. Thank's for saving my nerves, will skip this one.
You should go see it, I was pleasantly surprised. The atmosphere is my theater was energetic, it felt a return to normal after all these tough years we've been through...
>The atmosphere is my theater was energetic
No one talks like this, you fricking moronic marketer.
shut the frick up
I must inform you that ironic shillposting is still considered shitposting
I will never understand you haters. If the movie is good, you don't want to see it. But if it's bad, you talk shit about it on the internet. Well make up your mind
>shill bait with a hint of pandemic brainwashing as the cherry on top
Simple but effective
>it felt a return to normal after all these tough years we've been through...
well then mr organic content i will right away order tickets for me and my whole family. you can count on me if u trust in anon u dont trust in vain. godspeed!
Is it allowed to buy more than one ticket for myself?
It's rude, but perfectly legal.
>buy all the tickets
>loud Black folk barge in anyway
Lmfao
>Posts that were not written by a human being.
It's one thing to be a shill, but to pretend to be one to get yous is so much worse. You are actively contributing to the decline of the board while being aware of it and not even getting a single cent for it.
And even if they didnt move him aside who the frick wants to see him at 80 anyway? He ws alredy too old in crystal skull
never gonna watch this
lol
>Just got out of the theater
No you didn't.
the only people who want to see an 80 year old man plopping around getting lectured by a 40 year old childless woman are self hating white boomers
and that demographic is terrible at repeat viewings
She does more than lecture him. She knocks him out. So it's elederly abuse.
Knocks him out by punching him, right?
Dilate of destiny more likely. Troon ahoy.
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Guys, before you fall for this shit and watch the movie, remember: Clod does not appear in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
>Clod does not appear in Indiana Jones
That's a hard pass from me then.
Is this pasta from r/indianajones?
God, that place went downhill so fast when the leaks starting appearing and the crew went on full damage control. They ban anyone who points out that it went through massive reshoots, even a legit Lucasfilm guy who said "Yeah, the test screening sucked"
>knows about an indiana jones reddit
get this human garbage off my board
>i base my personality around visiting one site and not another
weird flex but ok
idk why you guys even bother with that website anymore. it all went down hill after aaron died. he’d hate what it has become.
I look at it because it makes me sad on the inside.
>a legit Lucasfilm guy who said "Yeah, the test screening sucked"
sauce
When clod showed up the crowd went wild
I would defiantly watch this mot0ntjvie again!
Was that before or after you did 8 lines of coke?
>After that, it was more Helena centric
You mean it was fully Helena centric.
Just out. Helena is portrayed as cynical and a cause of problems rather than a solution. Honestly its decent, third best by raiders>>>last crusade>>> dial of destiny
of doom>>>>>>>>>
skull
pay a hooker to murder you three times
>Helena is portrayed as cynical and a cause of problems rather than a solution
The final nail in the coffin for me was when Indiana goes "come over here and help me" as he's lifting rocks out of water. She walks over puts one fricking hand on a rock and *THAT* is the extent of her contribution when it comes to moving/lifting heavy shit. Fricking b***h wasn't go go
>AND THEN I STOLE IT FROM YOU IT'S CALLED CAPITALISM SWEETIE TEEHEE I'M WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND INTELLIGENT ANY MAN WOULD WANT MEEEEEEE
Like, CHRIST, no one man's power fantasy has room for unfrickable attentionprostitutes.
>>AND THEN I STOLE IT FROM YOU IT'S CALLED CAPITALISM SWEETIE TEEHEE I'M WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND INTELLIGENT ANY MAN WOULD WANT MEEEEEEE
Her capitalist greed over historic interest is constantly criticised by Indy. The movie portrays it as a bad trait.
She's portrayed as a childish character who can barely take care of herself who comes through in the end.
>The movie portrays it as a bad trait.
And the PT used Jar Jars Binks to show how the Road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions. Doesn't make that fricker any more likeable.
Yeah I mean that's kind of my point, she isn't le strong woman trope, she's selfish and causes problems for everyone. Like a real woman in that sense
They didn't follow through with it
CIA Black person was killed off for nothing and no one mentioned her again
Helena makes capitalism catchphrase, acts like Twitter girl, admits she's in it for the money for the most part, no spirit or larger point just typical woman
yeah it's pretty obvious the writers meant for none of the diverse cast to have any memorable qualities no one will fangirl them they won't get talked about good writer's strike
This movie wrapped up shooting months before the writer's strike.
not that writer's strike
in general against making shit movies they can't stand behind
25-year-old black girl being CIA and working with ex nazis is absurd in the first place
couldn't make her good guy as too obvious diversity action
bonus gets betrayed by bad guys has uninteresting death
sallah has two brief appearances portraying him as simple family man
teddy (racemixed indian something short round) no personality whatsoever serves to inspire other kids with no personality to be brave and take matters in their hand
feels like population control movie in everyone's favor
>CIA and working with ex nazis is absurd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip
Voller is stated to have been part of that exact same operation, allowing him to live in the US under the guise of "Dr. Schmidt". Like Wernher von Braun, he was involved in developing the technology that put US Americans on the moon, thus gets a freebie granted by the CIA - the recapture of his Antikythera, currently in posession of Helena Shaw. The agent is slightly shocked, but more angry concerning all the red tape and paperwork that entails to cover up, when Voller's goons start shooting people left and right.
Yeah, the CIA really hired 25 year old black girls to bring Nazi scientists over to America
So for one, the actress is 34, that's enough time to become part of the CIA.
I never said that this person was involved in retrieving Voller from Germany, but that international secret services have sheltered and retrieved Nazis that could be of further use to them, even providing them with new identities so they could continue their work without being bothered. That's not absurd, that's the name of the game. Voller was retrieved and given the identity of Dr Schmidt, then being kept tabs on by the CIA. Obviously, when they sent Mason, they didn't brief her on the actual identity of Voller.
This gives me hope since I didn't absolutely despise crystal skull, and never liked temple of doom. The backwards thinking on YouTube though. They really want Mutt back.
>After that, it was more Helena centric.
I also watched it this afternoon and I didn't feel that it was Helena-centric. It's just that the bad guys want to catch her and take the Antikythera off her (like the Nazis that went after Henry Jones Sr. for his Grail diary) and Indy doesn't want his goddaughter to be killed. Even though she is greedy, capitalistic, and sometimes a downright b***h. And the movie by the way doesn't downplay those aspects. Indiana criticises her more than once for it and he's never in the wrong doing so.
Lol PWB owned Indy verbally all the time even though she was such a b***h and was in the wrong
>trolling with the subtlety of a twist of lemon
I love this place. Hats off to OP.
What are the acoustics like in an empty theater?
Now I liked the movie, but you're right about one thing, the theater was empty except for two Russian or Ukrainian boys in the row behind me who would talk throughout the movie in their native language, only to occasionally shout at the screen in German, for my benefit, I suppose, for example when Sallah was on screen: "ICH GLAUB', ICH KENN DEN MANN!" (I think I know that man).
Oh we were talking about CIA agent Mason, I thought we were talking about Helena. That was dubbed as "schießwütiger Knallkopf" ("trigger-happy airhead", literally "shoot-frenzied bang-head")
I don't know how you morons mistake OP's description of the "black afro Black person" to be helena
>I don't know how you morons mistake OP's description of the "black afro Black person" to be helena
This moron mis-clicked and was directed to something about Helena and took it from there.
Why does indy drown a holocaust survivor in this?
The only person drowning is the token Burly Henchman, and the person to seal his fate by locking the handcuffs the gorilla had him in to an underwater grate is the Short Round expy.
James Mangold is a genius
is this the first movie where even the positive reviews/reactions make it sound like a piece of shit?
>first 20 minutes indiana jones then it becomes a pheobe waller bridge movie
why would anyone in their right mind pay to see this slop?
I'm having a hard time finding any tickets, the word of mouth must be amazing because I had to drive 10 miles just to get a showing for tonight. Indy is back, baby
shut the frick up
Indiana Jones gives me the ick.
>you're a grave digger indy
>useless archeologist
Yeah no thanks
OK I just checked my local theater and it's already sold out for tonight, so I guess I'm going to have to either drive to find a showing or wait until tomorrow. People are talking about Barbieheimer but it seems like everyone wants to see Dial of Destiny?
Honestly not surprised families would go see it, we'll see what the legs are
>sold out
lol, guarantee Disney bought up all the seats and it will be an empty showing. I dare you to walk in and you'll see I'm right.
>guarantee Disney bought up all the seats and it will be an empty showing.
They don't have the coffers to throw at this shit like what they did with Captain Marvel which no man aside from simps and indians were going to see.
motorcycle man looks like james franco
It's Boyd Holbrook from Logan.
13 people at a showing in my theater right now. I doubt anywhere is actually sold out.
i thought it very good if you dont look to deep at the story line ,lots of edge of seat action very much inline with the original , some laughs , brilliant effects (younger age of ford) great acting from Phoebe waller bridge who added sparkle , well acted baddy . the usual stuff , worth the ticket price !
Why didn't he die from being clocked over the head and falling off at the speed the train was doing?
Stable time loop. His body was already rotting on the beach of Syracuse millenia before he was even born.
Because the script says he didn't. Quit being obtuse grampa.
Chad things
it was made of cardboard
This is like the day army recruiters showed up on /misc/.
Just got out of theater and wowee.Great action scenes wonderful settings and the same rousing john williams score we all know and love. Ignore bad reviews, dial of destiny is worth watch. i will see again next week.
i-is that true?
I believe anon is farcical in his post but it is mostly true. I didn't pick up on any standout themes in the score, though. The Nazis have a new one that sounds like a remix of the one they had in Last Crusade, they play Indy's and Marion's theme when appropriate, that's it. I think the weirdest musical decision happens when they show the red line on the map for the first time. Instead of playing the Raiders March, the music just patters on, and it's not until they arrive at their destination and walk up to Antonio Banderas that the Raiders March kicks in, about five seconds AFTER the map sequence ends.
wtf i love woke disneyslop now
Ha, i was certainly skeptical too at first, what with all the feminist leaks and everything…
But the movie delivers! helena rocks!
How does that stuff about the soundtrack make it "slop"?
Probably because a few anons are in agreement about it, meaning that we've received a classified document by the Mouse, telling us to downplay some of the movie's features a little in order to make our opinions about it seem more genuine?
I have no idea what you're trying to say. Can you prove your assertions that it's "woke slop"?
can anybody translate this nonsensical babbling?
not that it’s of any importance to the thread though
>i-if i just act like a schizo it will cast a greater smokescreen on the anon revealing my disingenuous posting to begin with
You realize we can see the entire thread so far, right anon? This isn't your reddit where old posts get hidden.
I think you quoted the wrong post buddy
you think you can stop this movie from being a success?
i won’t let you.
i will stop you.
The soundtrack hits more than it misses but if I have a criticism it's probably that
SHILL THREAD
suck on my wiener and blow your brains out
Covid really pulled a number on us, and I for one haven't really been back to the movies since, but how I could I refuse to say a final farewell to Indiana Jones?
Well let me tell you, it was absolutely worth it. The action scenes were mindblowing, the Helena Shaw character was brilliant. Don't listen to the bitter incels on the internet. This is the ideal film to say goodbye to Dr Jones. Don't delay and watch it this weekend.
>Well let me tell you, it was absolutely worth it. The action scenes were mindblowing, the Helena Shaw character was brilliant. Don't listen to the bitter incels on the internet. This is the ideal film to say goodbye to Dr Jones. Don't delay and watch it this weekend.
oh my golly gosh gee i havent been to the theatre in such a long long time not since temple of doom. but for harrison ford (i call him indy) i surely will make an exception!
So much this. But the real star is Waller-Bridge.
She looks the part: sporting jodhpurs and a bob, she has the look of Katherine Hepburn in her heyday.
She has also brought a little Fleabag notoriety with her: no handsome man can escape her attention, her eyebrow raised like a sexual antenna when one arrives into her orbit.
Oh, oh wow, oh dear me WOW. That is borderline outrageous, making the filly from Fleabag the top draw of the cast after Ford the geezer. I can just see the inspiration there the timeless classic beauty and presence of Hepburn of yore shockingly presented in a modern young woman who isn't afraid to bandy words with other men, and who speaks her say without caring for nobody's nay! Oh, I'm here and I'm all for it. I'm gonna love watching this experience
Oh yes absolutely, totally genuine fellow anon. I am ordering tickets for this masterpiece immediately. PWB everything she touches is gold.
Alright boys just saw it and let me sum up my thoughts (this might be all over the place so might have to edit it later)
Speaking as an Indy fan, I thought it was fricking amazing. Definitely better than "Crystal Skull".
I thought James Mangold did a lot of new things without laying on the nostalgia too thick. I also thought this was Harrison Ford's finest performance as Indiana Jones. The range of emotions he displayed in the film is just spectacular. If "Dial of Destiny" was released during December, he would be a Best Actor Oscar contender for sure.
It's like you can tell only George Lucas really wanted "Crystal Skull" to happen while Steven Spielberg had already grown so much as a filmmaker since "Last Crusade" but only agreed to do Indy 4 because his best friend asked him to. Harrison Ford looked so bored in "Crystal Skull" that you can tell his heart wasn't really in it but he did it anyway because he's Indy & of course he had to do it.
You can really tell that "Dial of Destiny" is Mangold's love letter to his hero Spielberg but without emulating Spielberg. He really brought his own style to the tone and narrative structure of the film.
when is the 1xbet kino rip coming?
Is this thread bad le ironic zoomer anti-humor, or would a marketing firm actually hire a Indian post farm that tells its employees to shill on Cinemaphile of all places?
it's just one samegayging autist trying to gaslight someone, just anyone
idk but it’s embarrassing.
The budget would cover hiring these shills. They sound like Oblivion characters.
PART time
Watch when Mike defends this one and says it’s less bad than KotCS (which IMO was bad but a masterpiece compared to this one) because George Lucas isn’t involved.
remember going to crystal skull thinkg, it's still indiana jones how bad can it be.
In hindsight it really was the beginning of the end.
That south park episode where they rape indie has never been more true,
But now it's not just indiana jones and star wars,
it's star trek watchmen scooby doo mcu dcu...
They won't stop until the last good IP has been raped to death by the wiener of diverstity and wokeness
Mangold really f*cking did it, he reinvented the wheel. Where do we go from here with Indy? Clearly there's some interest in a spinoff for Helena, right?
I also hate capitalism and the patriarchy
Saw it...Helena wasn't bad? I don't know what people are complaining about.
did you watch it before or after your vasectomy?
Not only was she not bad, she was amazing! I hope the franchise continues with her taking on the mantle of the cool whip cracking adventurous archeologist
Yep, I'd say she hits more than she misses. She's almost a Bond tier beauty in this movie, I was absolutely fascinated with her the whole movie
The theater I saw Dial of Destiny at was packed! A full house. I forgot to book and had to wait a few hours for the next showing, because they couldn't accommodate me. And let me tell you, it was worth it. What a fantastic film! The twists and turns left me on the edge of my seat, and it was a fitting send off for Dr Jones. When that rousing John Williams score played, it was just like watching the previous films as a child. Go this weekend if you haven't seen it.
It really is good, saw it 3 times. Getting my lube ready for a 4th viewing.
If you’re one of the dudes who still knows how to have a good time then this movie is amazing!
Bitter incels pretend helena isn’t epic but she totally steals the show in this one.
Look for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny to make a big splash at the summer box office this summer!
Wow im glad so many of you are enjoying the movie, the theater industry is truly thriving once again
Fake thread. It’s not out yet
It came out yesterday in the UK
Came out a few days ago in England bro, if you are gonna speak loud at least speak correct
Ein fröhliches Hallo aus Deutschland, wo Filme immer Donnerstags starten!
There's showings right now in Los Angeles
>Look mommy, I baited!
>and then everybody got bored of the samegays antics and went home
It was decent, but nothing special, as any other indiana jones movie. Although I wish there was more stuff in the past, as it kinda feels rushed
Yup, just as good as any other indy flick tbh
they are all a little overrated let’s be real my anons!
but disney knows what modern audiences want and the inclusion of a more diverse cast makes for a more special event!
It’s no surprise that audiences are lining up to see what all the positive hype is about!
there was literally only one token Black person and she was more or less irrelevant with <10 min total screen time. There is no "american diversity", even by 90s standard
Anons don’t listen to this /misc/cel
the movie is super diverse like we all want and know it deserves to be
stop trying to make it bomb by making people think it’s not woke
>more disingenuous, resentment-fueled posting
Ok, I'm going to watch the film now since you don't want me to.
i already saw it 500 times so that disney can protect israel with feminism to destroy white men
this movie will destroy russia
SLAVA UKRANA
VIVA LA CAPITALISM
GEORGE FLOYD IS THE GREATEST BLACK MAN TO EVER LIVE
you are not going to make me hatewatch your woke shit... again
too late, you already did
INDIANA JONES 5: THE DIAL OF DESTINY
is projected to be the most financially successful film of the franchise!!!
>INDIANA JONES 5: THE DIAL OF DESTINY
>is projected to be the most financially successful film of the franchise!!!
It better be, because it's also the most expensive entry.
he was joking lmao
it’s projected to make less than TOM CRUISE MUMMY FLOP
Meaning it was pre-programmed to flop with that kind of budget.
Heh. But Waller-Bridge really isn't hard on the eyes in this one. I liked that she's become confident enough to not cover up her birthmark anymore. Didn't even know she had that and thought it had something to do with her character.
it looks like a baby was sitting on her and pooped shit onto her head
it’s like a poop shit smear
does it smell?
The movie is rated 12A, you know. Quite outside your age group, judging by your sense of humour.
i’d rather have gay sex with my dead grandpa than frick a wannabe israeli frankenstein hackette with literal shit on its unfortunately shapen skull (which should be crushed)
All those violent, scatologic and necrophiliac, incestuous fantasies to express you dislike a person for supposedly delivering a sub-par performance.
yeah she’s that bad get the fricking hint einstein holy shit
Nah, you're just aping the juvenile hyperbole the AVGN should have dropped a decade ago for shock value.
no she’s awful and you’re a homosexual simp
if this was irl and not a website you would be underneath me choking to death and i’d film it
You'd need a spotter to hold the camera as he choked but that's okay because I'd help
>Waller-Bridge
MORE WALLED BRIDGE AMRITE
>Waller-Bridge really isn't hard on the eye
Walled-Fridge is a blight on the eyes.
Hyperbole because she portrayed an obnoxious robot that was implied to be fricking Lando Calrissian and helped write the film where Craig's James Bond died.
I--yes. Can't forget how she's going to frick up the Tomb Raider show that she's slated to either star in or create/write/direct. She doesn't understand why men like the character. The writing room are having debates on whether to display Lara as athletic or emphasize her figure. See only women and gays could sit around making a mountain out of a molehill like that. Instead of just writing a character to charm, seduce and have men fall in love with and then slapping those traits onto an attractive and capable actress and giving her wardrobe that highlights her body because men don't want women who display their insecurity and envy of others so blatantly.
does she not have enough money to get that thing removed? besides looking ugly, birthmarks can become cancerous
>Indiana Jones and the rad Shiksas
I might watch this now…
someone needs to spam some gore or something
Yo, where the frick's my 0.00001 bitcoin
It’s not sold out, and the first showings aren’t even over yet.
It’s gonna be shit
>the samegay is german
every. fricking. time.
It was...ok? I just don't understand why we needed this movie
We didn't, and because Crystal Skull already gave Indy a definite happy end by giving him a family, it had to walk that back and create a new crisis for Indy to pull him out of retirement.
However, what we got isn't near as bad as people are saying online.
I'm not asserting it's woke slop at all. I'm saying anon probably is now convinced it's woke slop due to the fact that other anons weren't enourmously thrilled by the soundtrack, like me
, and conspiracy senses are kicking into gear
You posted this:
>wtf i love woke disneyslop now
So now you're just getting increasingly distanced from making any kind of clear point.
why aren’t you succeeding in making your point here?
what is your purpose in this thread?
what is your goal and function right now?
answer right now.
No, I did not post that. I posted this
, speculating why this anon
was now convinced that it was "disneyslop", after he in turn quoted my post here
, that happens to be in accordance with the other posts he quoted here
In a nutshell: "disneyslop" anon is smelling a rat because multiple people cite the same aspect of the film as its weak point while calling the rest "good" or "okay".
>Helena
>Hellenic
Her name is a declaration that history belongs to the muds now
The israelites killed the hellenists.
>Mangold hit it out the park.
shill
R8 my seat choice
>why not middle
because I don't want to walk more that's why
oops forgot my image
who are you seeing it with anon
His mom, maybe.
Hello sirs
I am Japeenar from East Punjab
I earn 3 dollars a week emptying septic tanks with plastic tubing and my own lungs for suction
I will be given one whole dollar for a day of praising a new hollywood product, but all I really want to do is see Avatar: the way of water again.
that really is a lovely film
Just got out of a showing (a friend paid for me), my first thought is this is a shitty movie that is gonna coast on the first 15 minutes which are good
Just got back from the theater, it was great seeing Indiana Jones get put in his place by a strong woman
homosexual
I saw it this afternoon as well. The theater was packed. Fun and frolics, with edge of your seat action for a final goodbye to our beloved Dr Jones. I hope more Cinemaphile friends see it this weekend so we can all discuss it here on Cinemaphile. Dial of Destiny is out now and at a cinema near you.
This is false I can't even get tickets where are you people seeing the fricking movie at
I had to wait in line to get a ticket, but it was worth it
me and my family and all our friends and neighbors all slept outside for a week to get tickets bro
this movie is fricking BLOWING UP
my little cuz is already OBSESSED with helena
this shit is gonna make the summer bruh, i can feel it
we’re all going home white males…
this is it…
just buy the tickets…
Just got done binging the new Blacked.com kino and I'm too going straight to my local Regal to watch Dr. Indiana punch nazis.
They are handing this out free at every first showing in LA, f*cking SWAG
Anons I just watched Diapers of Destiny and it was incredible! Indiana pooped himself during the opening sequence and wagies started blowing sewer fumes directly into our theater! Better than IMAX! I'm buying another ticket tonight
Permission to speak freely here? These kind of ageist comments aren't funny, what would your grandma think?
>and wagies started blowing sewer fumes directly into our theater!
Well there IS a scene in Archimedes' tomb when the room is filled with methane gas rising from a grate in the floor and PWB is constantly coughing while Indy is completely unaffected.
>Nazi punches Indiana in the gut
>Awkward pause
UH OH, STINKY
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Did you see the part where Indy threw the kids frisbee at the SS trooper in the subway? Haha so wacky
I liked the part where Dr. Jones dropped to his knees and begged to be forgiven for his whiteness
>Did you see the part where Indy threw the kids frisbee at the SS trooper in the subway? Haha so wacky
There weren't any SS troopers in the subway. Everyone but Voller were nazi fanboys rather than actual Nazis. He also gets no chance to throw anything at anyone while he's down there, he rides the police horse from 59th down to 53rd or 51st Street, I think, gets off it and stumbles into the subway coming in, leaving his pursuers on the platform.
wow that’s awesome
Not gonna see it tho, sorry, ugh sorry, but I'm just not gonna see it
yeah gonna go with cringe
see a 90 year old man ride a horse into a subway station
Wtf, anyone else not getting paid? I've been shilling for this shit all week and still haven't been paid, anyone else having this problem?
and then everyone clapped and then a thicc negress ripped off my pants and started sucking me off and then the king of britain came in and said "FREE POPCORN AND CRISPS FOR EVERYONE"
IT WAS EPIC YOU GUYS, GO BACK TO THE CINEMA PLAESE
Who could be behind this post?
falseflagging /misc/tards as usual
take your meds
>Mangold hit it out the park
Went just a little bit too far with that one.
Overall great b8. I’d say 8/10.
Camrip when?
i will not see this movie. even if it was projected free of charge on the side of the building, i would not simply be disinterested, i would actively avoid being subjected to its shit
definitely better than Crystal Skull
Oh most definitely.
And everybody is saying this.
Check out reddit, they are going GAGA over helena and her incredible antics in this one.
No stupid refrigerator scenes or cultural appropriation, just a badass babe bringing this franchise back where it belongs, in the diverse and progressive future.
you raise a good point because there's a component to this which the studios didn't expect. when you turn a franchise woke, reddit and twitter will be ablaze with self congratulations and good reviews.
what isn't talked about is how not even your own people are paying to watch these movies. all these shitty movies are bombing so bad. nobody makes a movie for twitter/reddit upboats. at the end of the day, a profit has to be made.
film studios job is to put out movies that attract a crowd, not alienate everyone 3 miles outside of california
Took the words out of my mouth this movie is bussing
>falseflagging /misc/tards as usual
>gets spotted and called out
>n-no ur crazy
sure thing adolf
this movie is a massive hit and none of your false flagging will stop it you pathetic white incel freak
Lets check the returns together on monday good Xir
it’s already projected to flop hard
go woke go broke
This is what happens when you have a woman in charge.
Never trust people with gummy smiles with precious shit.
You sound vaccinated
more like James Mangled
Obvious AI is obvious
Show a video of the movie itself
Never happens in the film. They go back in time at the end and it turns out Archimedes built the Antikythera only as a compass scouting for time fissures that would bring people using it to him during the siege of Syracuse 214 (?) BC.
I mean come on. Their facial expressions are completely wrong for such a scene. Making fakes has never been easier and people still frick up
Frick off npc shill.
The theater I saw Dial of Destiny at was packed! A full house. I forgot to book and had to wait a few hours for the next showing, because they couldn't accommodate me. And let me tell you, it was worth it. What a fantastic film! The twists and turns left me on the edge of my seat, and it was a fitting send off for Dr Jones. When that rousing John Williams score played, it was just like watching the previous films as a child. Go this weekend if you haven't seen it.
Wow. Leaving now to queue overnight for the 9AM showing at my local theater.
Thanks, anon!
¡El cine en el que vi Dial of Destiny estaba repleto! Una casa llena. Me olvidé de reservar y tuve que esperar unas horas para la próxima función, porque no me pudieron acomodar. Y déjame decirte que valió la pena. ¡Qué película tan fantástica! Los giros y vueltas me dejaron al borde de mi asiento, y fue una despedida apropiada para el Dr. Jones. Cuando sonaba esa emocionante partitura de John Williams, era como ver las películas anteriores cuando era niño. Ve este fin de semana si no lo has visto.
time to have a nice day homosexual
no cares about your troony movie
How do you find work as a viral advertising shill? I will genuinely say I loved Dial of Destiny if I can get paid for it. Someone point me in the right direction, I could definitely sell it better than gays like op.
So, they didn't do that stupid ending where Indy is replaced by a black girl, did they?
No. The Antikythera is assembled, Voller and his goons somehow have a fully equipped Nazi bomber with several uniforms parked at a nearby hangar (I must have blinked and missed how their base was suddenly right where the random chase around the globe led when), they use the Antikythera on board and it guides them to a rift in time in the eye of a storm. Somehow, Voller is convinced that it will send him and his men back to the same place above Syracuse in 1939, where they plan to continue their flight over friendly territory over to Munich, where they will drop a V1 on Hitler and install Voller as the Führer instead. The rift in time, alas, doesn't lead to 1939 (Indy tries to dissuade them from flying inside by mentioning continental drift as a factor Archimedes couldn't compensate for in his calculations, but I don't think in the end it had anything to do with that). It leads instead to the Siege of Syracuse in 200 BC, where Archimedes is present and just assembling the Antikythera when the bomber, followed by a smaller aircraft barely pirated by the Short Round expy (Hector?) tumble through the rift and are mistaken for dragons and promptly taken under fire by both the Greeks and the Romans. The bomber is brought down on the beach as Indy and Helena make it off in time, using the last parachute on board. Voller and his goons perish in the crash. Archimedes inspects the crash site, takes Voller's wrist watch off him and puts it on (which his skeleton in his grave would continue to wear, puzzling Indy earlier in the film), then goes to check on Indy and Helena. In Archimedes' tomb, Indy was shot in the chest and is now slowly pleading out. He has a conversation in Ancient Greek with Archimedes, fanboying hard and instructing Helena to leave him to die in Antiquity. She sucker-punches him and puts him on the plane with Hector. He awakes in his New York apartment, complaining to Helena. She opens the door to let in Marion, they reunite. Fin.
Ha, guess the backlash scared them.
Don't think that was ever the plan because the only Black woman in the film works for the CIA and is unceremoniously shot in the gut when Voller and his goons become tired of her.
>I must have blinked
felt the same way
So I guess we were both slightly zoned out or it simply isn't mentioned, because up until that point, I found the plot rather easy to follow.
>They went to Syracuse because they found out the Graphicus/map to the second part of the dial was kept inside a wax tablet with fake coordinates
>Voller survived Helena's attempt at impromptu assassination via dynamite because Klaber kicked the stick into the hold (where luckily it didn't tear a hole into the hull), and he was up on deck to witness they were going in the wrong direction from Alexandria
>In Syracuse, they wait until the evening when tourists are gone to inspect the "Ear of Dionysus" grotto which is set to hold Archimedes tomb and with it, the missing part of the dial
>Short Round 2.0 gets captured and blabs about the real location to preserve his life, now Voller is hot on the heels of Indy and Helena again.
>Showdown inside the tomb
>????
>Nazi hangar in Syracuse
>The final nail in the coffin for me was when Indiana goes "come over here and help me" as he's lifting rocks out of water.
It's about putting rocks INTO the water so the pool overflows into the spillway, activating the mechanism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes%27_principle
>traveling back in time by less than 50 years creates a time line error due to continental drift
>shitty trebuchets were able to take down modern bomber crafts
lol you can just see the w*man's touch in this slop
>
>mix of Lara Croft and Princess Leia
Done in a modern Hollywood movie that sounds HORRIFIC.
Ok, so I'm going to pirate it and stop watching after the first 20 minutes. Thanks for the heads up!
>I'd say she's like a mix of Lara Croft and Princess Leia
She's a fat-armed flat-chested nobody that no man wants to frick.
Average Cinemaphile watcher is moronic but not THAT moronic to buy your shilling
Helena is not a role model and the film doesn't portray her as one.
Just got out of my showing; BOY was that an emotional roller coaster. I am SO here for this cultural moment. It’s about time the franchise acknowledged its more “problematic” moments from the past. Move over Indy, it’s the girl’s turn to play
Boy I'm excited to see it this weekend. What day are you guys going to see it? I'm thinking Friday, so I can take a day to take it all in and then seeing it again on IMAX on Sunday
If I pay to watch a movie with Indiana Jones in the title, that's what I want to see.
dialog was insanely shallow maybe a few interesting remarks by indy and voller
very hectic in general pacing was shit like they were trying to get from one scene to the other asap
helena's purpose is to make white girls question their own values
indiana jones 5 is a heckin avengers movie
liked how they made reclusive british autist basil a racemixer is authentic
I don't understand why the critics are reviewbombing it
The theater I saw Dial of Destiny at was packed! A full house. I forgot to book and had to wait a few hours for the next showing, because they couldn't accommodate me. And let me tell you, it was worth it. What a fantastic film! The twists and turns left me on the edge of my seat, and it was a fitting send off for Dr Jones. When that rousing John Williams score played, it was just like watching the previous films as a child. Go this weekend if you haven't seen it.
bros....
what seat are you grabbing
The one in my home that allows me to play modded starsector while at work.
Found it pretty good
honestly same. how do fa/tv/irgins expect a 190-yr old harrison ford to carry not just himself but a whole movie?
Lmao, this is going to flop so hard
It's one of the ten most expensive movies ever made and I don't even think it'll win the weekend, that'll probably be spiderman again
It hasn't even finished it's opening weekend, please provide, unironically, that says with 100 percent certainly it's gonna flop
It will be a bigger flop than The Mummy we had recently. Two biggest adventure franchises flopping instead of reviving the genre.
Agreed, it'll flop harder than the mummy. No reason this shit should've cost 300mil, there's no demand for a new Indy, and actually seeing it he looks so fricking old. There's a scene early on in a bar where I noticed his hands were shaking just sitting there. Waller Bridge is fricking horrible and the short round kid is pointless and ugly. Worse than anything the movie's boring and an hour too long. Another nail in the Disney coffin.
Wouldn't call it amazing but I mostly liked it. Making Sallah an New York cabbie was 10,000% kino.
Test
Shit
These are either paid shills or bots. You can tell the writing, attention to punctuation, capitalization, etc...
Pretty sure its people being paid and all their posts are put through metrics. For how many replies etc.
Notice buzzwords like incel
Just ignore these posts. The more a thread gets replies, and length of thread, the higher the metric score for the shill. Let the thread die.
They consider any buzz for the movie a good thing. Even if its all you morons saying dumb shit to the shills. Let the threads die.
I feel incredibly grateful to share that my family and I had the opportunity to see Indiana Jones on the big screen recently. It was an emotional experience for me, as I couldn't help but shed a few tears when Indiana Jones passed on the iconic whip to Helena. Witnessing this symbolic moment filled me with a sense of pride and joy, knowing that my daughters now have heroes they can look up to, just as I did. It was truly an amazing and humbling experience that I will cherish for a lifetime.
*Indiana Jones and the Dial8 of Destiny
Indiana Jones and the Trial of Dementia
Regal's giving me a free Imax ticket to me so I guess I'll bump up its horrible opening weekend gross a bit.
Shame on you.
I'm sorry anon I need to know how horrible it actually is
Did you went to see the movie drugged up? Or drunk as a Irish mule?
Or you saw Indy and the dial of Destiny of another Earth? Because the one from this universe was boring ,dull , with the worst female co star of them all
Oh my god what a beautiful movie. The action was fun, the villain was terrifying and Indy’s personal journey throughout was heartbreaking. The ending had my eyes watering and the second the main theme started playing with the credits appearing I cried.
Be it nostalgia? Perhaps the fact that this was my long-awaited first Indiana Jones movie seen in theaters? I don’t care.
I love this movie.
Frick this stupid board, I can guarantee next to nobody in this thread has even watched the movie, and yet it's nothing but borderline bot responses mixed with chudcel REEEing because some homosexual like Critical Drinker wrote it off instantly because "LE WOMAN???"
Critical Drinker gives positive reviews to woke shit sometimes.
Just a fantastic movie. They finally did Indy justice. Trust me. You absolutely must experience this in a theater.
Wtf are you doing dude like 2% of Cinemaphile posters go to the theater what's the point of this
2% of 4 million is still money in the bank for Disney.
GO SEE THE MOVIE!
EVEYONE KNOWS ITS TRASH
FRICK OFF SHILL
Alright so saw it a second time because I really wanted to grasp James Mangold's vision for Indy (highly recommended, I saw a bunch of tiny details I missed the first time) and I can't help but feeling that this is the perfect time for this type of movie. Hats off to you Disney, this is well, better than I expected. Might have to go see it again Sunday if I have time off after my second job
THE TRUTH:
>the first 20 min is good
>the rest of the movie is a snoozefest
>old man Indie is depressing and sad
>Fugly Waller Dogface is "insufferable"
>Lucas and Spielberg feel is not there at all
>Ending is pathetic
>deus ex machina galore
>garbage writing
1/10
Don't waste your time or money
See these kind of posts are helpful to nobody. I would encourage everyone here to go and see Dial of Destiny for themselves, you cannot replicate the theater experience at home. Like it's only 10 bucks for a movie ticket, that's skipping lunch at McDonald's for one day. It's nothing what do you have to lose
More like $18
Skull frick yourself rat cuck.
>I'd say she's like a mix of Lara Croft and Princess Leia.
But ugly as frick and an absolute c**t.
Nice shitpost, OP!
Frick off, shill.
Dial of Destiny has just reached 91 verified audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. This is pretty amazing, I'm so glad people are out of their homes and back in theaters again.
I've been listening and watching a playthrough of pic related.
Is it a better Indy story?
I hope Phoebe gets a spinoff tbh she was the best part of the movie, loved her in Fleabag
I'll never watch a youtuber review ever again, too many people tried to convince me this movie was a woke girl boss dumpster fire that would cast side a decrepit Indy the entire movie, I understand why they would say that but only if they watched the first 10 minutes of being introduced to 1969 old relic Indy being treated like shit, people really thought the whole rest of the movie would be like that.
I really enjoyed it even if the Egypt chase scenes felt like a fricking cartoon even more so than crystal skull's mutt fencing and vine jumping scenes.
Yo give my shill post a (You) too