>Diango, you cant do anything stupid in risk of blowing our cover. >NOOOO!

>Diango, you can’t do anything stupid in risk of blowing our cover
>NOOOO! I WON’T SHAKE YOUR RACIST HAND! I’D RATHER DIE AND RENDER THIS ENTIRE PLAN POINTLESS
Fricking idiot

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cover was already blown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The chad trips vs the virgin

      https://i.imgur.com/5IkDss6.jpeg

      >Diango, you can’t do anything stupid in risk of blowing our cover
      >NOOOO! I WON’T SHAKE YOUR RACIST HAND! I’D RATHER DIE AND RENDER THIS ENTIRE PLAN POINTLESS
      Fricking idiot

      Almost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sam Jackson already well aware that they lied because that’s what they had to do to get Candie’s attention
      >still gets upset
      Was he on the spectrum?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, Candie was going to let them leave until Schultz prodded him with his contempt so Candie returned the favor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >was going to let them leave
        after extorting 20k from them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was because he knew they were playing him for a moron & made them over spend for his wife.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >getting a fair price for a slave is "playing him for a moron"

            besides, people tend to not take extortion well.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They pretended to be looking for Mandingo fighters

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >to get a fair price for a slave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The chad trips vs the virgin[...]
      Almost

      kek what a b***h op is

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hi I’d like to buy this product
    >NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE A BIG SHOW OF BUYING THE PRODUCT BECAUSE I HATE MONEY APPARENTLY

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’ve never wanted to shoot someone for taking pettiness to a whole new level?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always assumed that "sorry I couldn't resist" was the writer talking to the audience. It's a plot contrivance. But no more contrived than coming up with the whole elaborate plan of pretending to want to buy mandingo fighters instead of just having the white German guy go directly to the slave owner and say "hey I hear you have a slave who speaks German, I'd like to buy her, name your price" because "well what if he says no deal". Then offer him a better deal idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they could have managed that tbh. The movie reason was that he wouldn’t meet with them for something so trivial

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The movie reason was that he wouldn’t meet with them for something so trivial
        that's mentioned, but there's a scene where they go to the slave registry to figure out who owns his wife. When they discover it's Candie, Django asks "so we offer to buy?" and Schultz says if you ask to buy a horse from a farmer but the farmer says no, then steal it, you're a horse thief and you'll be hanged. His point being that they can't take the risk that Candie will just refuse to sell. Besides, if they make him a fabulous offer for the slave of course he'd pay attention to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DID YOU NOTICE THIS WORLD'S MOST UNRACIST GERMAN PLAYED BY THE SAME GUY WHO PLAYED A SCUMBAG GERMAN IN THE LAST MOVIE ISN'T YOUR MIND BLOWN???

      it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Shultz actually have access to the amounts needed to buy her? I can't remember what sums he deals in. It seems like the plan is necessary because a. Django must be with Shultz to recognize Broomhilde and they can't raise any suspicion that he is an escaped slave (looking to free a slave would do this) or Candie will refuse on principle, and b. Shultz doesn't have bottomless pockets and is willing to help Django but not give up his entire net worth for it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, they have the money to buy the exorbitantly priced fighting slave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally looks right at the viewer
      I don't know how anyone could miss this

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should've gone to the plantation as a tooth doctor, with the chariot with that wobbly tooth on top. And Django could've been inside of it.That's how I would've written it anyway.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    WOMAN DETECTED
    WOMAN DETECTED
    WOMAN DETECTED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      posts like this that are just trying to fit in stick out so hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they give him the oscar for this again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s the only actor who’s won 2 Oscar’s for playing the same character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the double hand amputee in "Best Years of Our Lives" literally won 2 oscars for the same part. He was nominated for best supporting actor, but since the academy assumed he wasn't going to win because he wasn't a professional actor, they gave him a special award to show their appreciation for his wartime service. But then he won best supporting actor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, well that’s actually kind of cool. Glad something interesting came from this dumb thread.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The best thing was other actor telling the guy to learn a career because he wouldn't have future in Holllywood and he went to college

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand why they didn’t just buy 5 slaves for fighting, go to Candice and say “Hey we will sell you these 5 good slaves for your house slave and 2 decent slaves” and then if the spirit moved them during negotiations plan ahead of time to shoot everyone instead of being a dumb German twat over shaking hands

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killing a family man in his farm in front of his son because his past was ok tho

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    calvin did nothing wrong!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Black person it showed hes human even at that point watching how absolutely fricked the situation was he said frick it my dignity is better than this.
    Pic related is another example of this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that butthole could have easily gotten django and his prostitute killed too; only plot armor saved those subhumans

      it was stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly you cant even tell if he was gonna let them go after he might have just killed them anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was conversing happly and satisfied he had beaten them at the game and signed the freedom papers for a handsome sum not a single thing implies he intended anything other than to let them all leave

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the autistic shouldn't try to discuss movies.

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