>Hey Bond, if I was gonna break your balls I'd tell you to go home and get your Omega. Now this kid was great. They used to call him Omega Jimmy. He always knew what frickin time it was. Excuse my language. He was terrific. He was the best. He was always ahead of schedule, too.
Why? Even if Mads destroyed his balls his dick still works and Bond could just blast all the test he wanted because its not like they were going to drug test him.
Why are people such pussies? It's incredible they dropped such a pleb filter in a franchise as big as this and it did absolutely nothing to prevent it from becoming a huge success.
it's not really a character accurate scene. Bond is subjected to sexual torture by women occasionally, and Goldfinger points a laser at his junk but this is an entirely different tier of gay BDSM. The only way you can say "it's just like these other scenes" is if you're a feminist and believe it doesn't matter who's doing the fricking.
The whole point was the simplicity of his torture, I'm pretty sure mads' character even says that. Instead of a giant fricking laser machine it's just a rope and a bottomless chair.
It's literally in the book, fake fan.
The only difference is that Le Chiffre uses a carpet beater instead of rope.
How close did he get to the glistening, sweaty back of Bond's neck in the book, and why wasn't it in the original Casino Royale film? (I haven't seen it, but I'm probably right for the same reason I'm right in this argument)
Le Chifre isnt a bpd roastie with a shitty rug hanging on his wall so why would he have a fricking rugbeater on hand.
5 months ago
Anonymous
OK but how is using the rope better than, say, just kicking him in the balls? Seems like it would hurt more
5 months ago
Anonymous
Have you not seen the scene? He whips the fricking rope around at a speed faster than anyone can kick someone. Why are you getting so hung up about the rope part? Is it that unbelievable to thing this guy would have a spare rope lying around?
5 months ago
Anonymous
No I believe that he had the rope, I'm just confused why he'd use it as opposed to pretty much anything else
>touching another mans balls
Miss me with that gay shit.
Nobody's talking about fondling them, put your dick away
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why would you ruin a pair of nice shoes by touching another mans balls with them. Weird and gay brosef.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't, but I'd be happy to ruin a pipe or a club or something along those lines. Makes a lot more sense than a fricking rope
5 months ago
Anonymous
>touching another mans balls
Miss me with that gay shit.
The whole point was the simplicity of his torture, I'm pretty sure mads' character even says that. Instead of a giant fricking laser machine it's just a rope and a bottomless chair.
Reminder that they ballbusted this dude so hard he ended up in an old man hospice wheelchair like a quadriplegic with the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
Why are people such pussies? It's incredible they dropped such a pleb filter in a franchise as big as this and it did absolutely nothing to prevent it from becoming a huge success.
This scene doesnt even make any sense. When you sit like that your ballsack doesnt drop low enough to the point of being exposed. Moreover even if it did, Le Chifré would probably miss half of his hits unless Bond had gigantic balls.
i seriously doubt anybody would have a functioning sack after the pain inflected upon it in this flick
Mads whacks that shit with 100% force, it's gotta be destroyed from the the first whack, Bond laughs because he too knows it's over
Dick? i thought he was busting his balls
>scrote broken
Turgid whenever Mads is on screen, glad you asked
>"are you feeling it, Bond? my Coldfinger on your Thunderballs?"
>Hey Bond, if I was gonna break your balls I'd tell you to go home and get your Omega. Now this kid was great. They used to call him Omega Jimmy. He always knew what frickin time it was. Excuse my language. He was terrific. He was the best. He was always ahead of schedule, too.
If you continued to watch or defend craig bond after this scene you're a tastelet and your gay
>t. got his balls busted by Le Chiffre
Why? Even if Mads destroyed his balls his dick still works and Bond could just blast all the test he wanted because its not like they were going to drug test him.
How you gonna explain getting dommed by a man? Even if we squash the beef I ain't touching your hand
Everyone that knew is dead and Le Chifre didnt upload the CBT to Tiktok which was a rookie move on his part.
RIP DMX
it's not really a character accurate scene. Bond is subjected to sexual torture by women occasionally, and Goldfinger points a laser at his junk but this is an entirely different tier of gay BDSM. The only way you can say "it's just like these other scenes" is if you're a feminist and believe it doesn't matter who's doing the fricking.
It was in the novel so blame the English nonce who wrote it for also being into hardcore S&M.
That's exactly what I mean. "Bond was always a power bottom" even though I see the argument I'm just not feeling it.
How close did he get to the glistening, sweaty back of Bond's neck in the book, and why wasn't it in the original Casino Royale film? (I haven't seen it, but I'm probably right for the same reason I'm right in this argument)
In the novel he gets his junk tenderized with a rugbeater. Switching to a rope seems like an odd choice
Le Chifre isnt a bpd roastie with a shitty rug hanging on his wall so why would he have a fricking rugbeater on hand.
OK but how is using the rope better than, say, just kicking him in the balls? Seems like it would hurt more
Have you not seen the scene? He whips the fricking rope around at a speed faster than anyone can kick someone. Why are you getting so hung up about the rope part? Is it that unbelievable to thing this guy would have a spare rope lying around?
No I believe that he had the rope, I'm just confused why he'd use it as opposed to pretty much anything else
Nobody's talking about fondling them, put your dick away
Why would you ruin a pair of nice shoes by touching another mans balls with them. Weird and gay brosef.
I wouldn't, but I'd be happy to ruin a pipe or a club or something along those lines. Makes a lot more sense than a fricking rope
>touching another mans balls
Miss me with that gay shit.
The whole point was the simplicity of his torture, I'm pretty sure mads' character even says that. Instead of a giant fricking laser machine it's just a rope and a bottomless chair.
It's literally in the book, fake fan.
The only difference is that Le Chiffre uses a carpet beater instead of rope.
That's just wrong, bro.
>balls under threat
>don't automatically recede into your body for protection
female writers
I hope the next bond actually looks British instead of a nazi officer
>I hope the next bond actually looks British instead of a nazi officer
Reminder that they ballbusted this dude so hard he ended up in an old man hospice wheelchair like a quadriplegic with the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
My house is like 300 meters from that villa
does it still treat the terminally ballbusted?
Well hello mister fancy pants
>meters
In English, doc.
Why do you dox yourself voluntarily, "anon"?
that scene was really hot
Did he shit on his shoulder
I thought Casino Royale was amazing but this scene prevents me from rewatching it ever again.
Why are people such pussies? It's incredible they dropped such a pleb filter in a franchise as big as this and it did absolutely nothing to prevent it from becoming a huge success.
It's honestly not that bad, he stops hitting his balls after like a minute anyways and just starts doing his bad guy spiel.
HE POOPOOD ON BONDS SHOULDER
erect
he probably liked it
>Well Mr. Bond, it seems I now own both Boardwalk and Park Place. Your bankruptcy is inevitable.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
I turn to the people next to me and ask if they want to make a deal and create an oligopoly.
i still have the railroads
This scene doesnt even make any sense. When you sit like that your ballsack doesnt drop low enough to the point of being exposed. Moreover even if it did, Le Chifré would probably miss half of his hits unless Bond had gigantic balls.
he cuts the bottom of the chair out you absolute mong c**t
>rips a gigantic hair covered turd out of his ass and flops it on Bond's shoulder
What did he mean by this?
circumsized
>doesnt know about chinese turtleneck crotch technique
was le chiffre an amateur?
He's a genius who likes to play poker. So no, he's a moron who likes to play with other men's balls.
Mads is beating him with a Draenei dick.
Heterosexual and flaccid
This was really a gay scene when you retrospect it.
loved casino royale but this scene was gay as frick. no need for it. now, the scene from Taken with the power cables...that was first class.
i seriously doubt anybody would have a functioning sack after the pain inflected upon it in this flick
Mads whacks that shit with 100% force, it's gotta be destroyed from the the first whack, Bond laughs because he too knows it's over