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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats a man

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read somewhere this wasn't even a Resident Evil show, they just edited shit in to make it look like it.
    I could believe it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, original script leaked and it's pretty clear it was RE.

      Now Helix was the series that was originally written as RE but was rejected and they did it anyway and changed the names of stuff and characters. First season is actually worth watching IMO, just don't watch the second...

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst rated on Rotten Tomatoes and jurno's are still shilling it at the best show in a decade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't get past the first episode personally. Billie's established to be a vegan at multiple points just incase you missed it and eventually she visits the lab and gets mad about Umbrella having rabbits there saying animal testing is illegal and PETA wouldn't approve. Thus they decide to break in and inadvertently let a rabid dog out. I was really hoping the thing would tear her neck out but not such luck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >PETA wouldn't approve
          She's right, PETA would be much more comfortable if they just slaughtered all the animals and left them to rot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >plebbit hates it

        must be kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did the same with cowboy bepop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't understand how you can write shit like this and not literally die of cringe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They work on Netflix for a reason. They're failed writers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          literally, unironically 100% biological women wrote this and thought this was funny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            frick you that was funny and I would have unironically put it there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That can't be fricking real. I refuse to believe it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Bazinga

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This isn't the worst thing I've ever seen but it's such an absolute nothing. It's like... empty space with "COMEDY!" written above it. There's a comedic 'tone' to it but none of it is even vaguely funny in any way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite was the creamy glass of chocolate milk line.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know this line was coming when I watched this episode, and I physically cringed while hearing it, and had to rewind the episode to make sure I actually heard what I thought I heard.

        This might be the single worst line of dialogue I have ever seen in anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh my god george lucas move over, we found a more moronic dialogue writer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Worst rated on Rotten Tomatoes
      People are review bombing it because they're seething about politics. What else is new? Netflix don't care. All they care about are viewer numbers. If the viewer numbers are good, it gets renewed. Impotent cucks review bombing things is just leading to the removal of user reviews in general.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That episode is literally where it all fell apart. It was boring with the highschool shit before yes, but they really ruined all potential it had once Billie became a power ranger villain and that it pretended the game lore existed before the series when a flashback to 2005 shows Arklay mountains still exist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when a flashback to 2005 shows Arklay mountains still exist.
      Why would the Arklay Mountains not exist? Raccoon being blown up didn't affect them.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix
    the only reason i keep this is because i can watch overseas stuff but even the selection of that is starting to dwindle.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i watched it so you don't have to: the best part of the show was when the two brats were running around the house solving stupid puzzles, all of which were ripped from the actual game. other than that its a total snoozefest with the occasional hamfisted internet reference and namedrop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what episode? I'll watch that one and ignore the rest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its episode 5

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks Stockingchad

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe overload

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god I want to hate frick her so bad. its so mesmerizing

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to personally stab every Amerimutt in the throat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      start in california. you will increase the world's IQ by 20 if you kill everyone there.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what white people?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are white

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the sunflower israelite always facing benefit, changes between the states of minority and white depending on which is more beneficial in the moment

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX
    POOP MY PANTS
    HAVE SEX

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its like my childhood come to life!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the actual context for this scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she is being controlled by an ipad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the real villain revealing that they were mindcontrolling her all along by making her do a bunch of stupid shit. One of the only scenes I like tbh since bizarre shit like this is exactly what I've come expect from Resi villains.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even think i was that harsh on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      youtube does this all the time and usually doesn't tell you. that's why many videos on political topics only have comment pages where virtually all the comments are only one line, because shorter posts are less likely to be shadow-filtered.

      what you need to do is write the post then open up youtube while not logged in on another browser and go to the same comment section and see if your comment is visible under the most recent comments.

      If it's still visible under another account 2 minutes or more after posting it then it probably passed the filter and other people will continue to be able to see it.

      nowadays on youtube basically any comment about muslims, the left, israelites, homosexuals, immigration, blacks, IQ, trannies is likely to get filtered without telling you so that no one else can see the comment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn israelites.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we are going to look back at this in a decade as that stupid period of film and tv

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Implying it wont still be continuing way past that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Things only get worse, they don't get better
      I wasted my 20s waiting for things to get better because I thought everything was shit when I was a teenager
      I'm almost 30 now and I'm nostalgic for the times I used to think were shit.

      Appreciate the good things in the moment, don't worry about the future until you get there. You'll regret letting the good things of today pass you by when tomorrow comes.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't understand, IGN rated 9/10 this shitshow, people in the comments think it's a good adaptation of the games.

    has the world gone mad ? is everything just sponsored content ? it's just a fricking bad teenage drama

    i'm pretty sure the fricking hacks writing this just slapped "umbrella" and "wesker" on top of a shitty unsellable script and somehow, this was enough to get greenlit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people in the comments think it's a good adaptation of the games.
      90% of the comments you see online were made by bots, nothing is genuine anymore.

      The world isn't going crazy, most people feel the same way you do. We're just all surrounded by disinformation being fed to us constantly by demoralizing shill bots that make us feel like we must just not be getting it cause everyone but you seems to like it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm pretty sure the fricking hacks writing this just slapped "umbrella" and "wesker" on top of a shitty unsellable script and somehow, this was enough to get greenlit
      I've heard that this is the case, no proof, but I've heard that his wasn't originally Resident Evil and they just kinda changed a few things to slap the IP on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its all fake and a psyops to get the "chuds" the real surprise is there are no chuds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right wing incel extremists certainly exist, but they aren't the ever present boogeyman that Hollywood and corporations hide behind every time they produce another piece of shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          rightwing Incel extremists don't exist just a distraction from actual problems.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IGN rated it 7 and even then it's way too high.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the sort of woman that would create this show

  18. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    She does not have the type of face where she can afford to put her hair back in a ponytail. Her cheekbones are too strong. Also if her breasts were way bigger than this scene would work. But she doesn't so frick it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE THE SMELL

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