Did anyone else enjoy the premier of Rick and Morty?

Did anyone else enjoy the premier of Rick and Morty?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was alright

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage. Voice actor for rick is unfunny and way off. Plot was shit

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no awkwafina wife to mock for her hideousness daily and then have sloppy, nasty, sweaty sex every night while she moans with her carton of menthols a day voice where she simultaneously becomes the hottest human you've ever seen and the most hideous until you shoot fat ropes into her over and over again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross

      https://i.imgur.com/DPvslTR.jpg

      Did anyone else enjoy the premier of Rick and Morty?

      I just want some interdimensional adventures, not interdimensional family drama and accounting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll get it one day. Sweaty, nasty, marital sex with Awkwafina must be the cleanest, best pleasure.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw you're two rounds in on your wedding night, the sheets are soaked, you're both panting while staring at the ceiling, she rasps "do you wanna go again?" sounding vaguely like a longshoreman, you look over at her, wondering how you're going to manage looking at her the rest of your life, then she coughs and you instantly get hard and just go "okay, just don't look at me" then 20 minutes into doggy and you're staring at the dimples on her arse and her thick hips and you fall in love again, so you flip her over and pull her into a kiss before shooting 4-5 thick ropes deep into her

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw in the months leading up to some red carpet event you start a petition amongst all attendees as to whether she should wear a paper bag over her head to the event and at 80% signatures she agrees to go through with it, then halfway through the show she gives you a blumpkin in the Chinese Theatre bathroom were you rip the bag off her head near the end just so you can better adore your loving wife, then once she's finished you both quietly leave the event through a backdoor to go to your downtown apartment lest you attract the ire of betrayed signatories

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was unironically horrible. Makes me wonder how I enjoyed the previous seasons. It's like it retroactively made the rest of the show worse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      and you didn't feel that way after watching the giant sperm or the dinosaur episodes?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about the dragon soul-bonding episode?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't mind that one

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was wondering why you used Awkwafina, then I remembered that you're racist and think EEAOO when you see an Asian person, and you tie that back to Rick & Morty because you thought they were the same thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder they almost fricked that movie up by casting Awkwafina but got Stephanie Hsu instead,

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HAVE A MANGINA!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo I'm Skinny Pete!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one actually gets the "I'm pickle rick" joke. The joke is that roiland is terrible at improv and when he comes up with a character he'll just say "I'm character name" over and over again and that will be the whole thing. It's very stupid and endearing, and it's a low effort running joke.
      He does it a lot in grandma's virginity podcast, and you can see it a lot in rick and morty where a character just shouts his own name and that's the whole character.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the joke is that he put himself in a pickle, and the antidote is at the therapist that he spends the whole episode avoiding. and the therepist delivers a long dialogue stating that "his problems are all self inflicted"
        ironically goes over 99% of people's heads

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          "pickled" is also slang for being blackout drunk

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the episode was apparently made when Roiland was still around, seeing that he is/was friends with Hugh Jackman and got him to do this after getting him involved in Koala Man.

    That being said, the episode STILL felt off without Roiland's voice acting. It was enough to get these guys to dub over his lines to make it seem like I was watching fan fiction rather than a real official Rick and Morty episode.

    Also - isn't Bird Person suppose to be dead?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also - isn't Bird Person suppose to be dead?
      No.
      Watch season 5 episode 8, "Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was cleared of charges, doesn't that mean cleared of cancelled!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody gives a shit about the domestic abuse charges
        he was fired because he was sexting underage kids

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, everyone knows in Hollywood you have to go through the proper channels. Using Instagram is seriously undermining the DGA.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The women writers are still in charge I see

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found it incredibly mean-spirited to replace a VA with sound-alikes. WB is full of psychopaths.
    It ruined any possible enjoyment this episode could have had.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop attacking awkwaifu

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, it was ok. just another rick and morty adventure. the voices are a little different, i don't care too much, but would still prefer roiland.

    biggest thing for me was i realised i've never actually seen hugh jackman in anything other than wolverine, the prestige, and australia the movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Van Helsing? Swordfish?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could have had Dan harmon do the voices. Rick is just Justin's impression of Dan. And he does a really good morty in BTS writers room footage.

    He probably didn't because he felt too weird about replacing Justin's voice and talks about it in interviews. And also because it's a lot of extra work and exhausting on a person's vocal cords. Which is too bad it would have sounded great.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree, his rick and morty impressions are shit

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would let this human give me a blumpkin. That is all.
    And let’s hope RnM continues with the incest “humor.” I think that is funny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Within the confines of marriage, right?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you're 20 minutes into stinky, sweaty, sticky, marital sex with Awkwafina and you lean into her ear and whisper "I'm awkwa finna nut" and she lets out a raspy squeal
    I just can't handle it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Awkwafina comes home from a night out completely wasted and having eaten 3 kebabs and demands sex from you, her husband, so you obliged even though she's sticky, sweaty, and smells like cheap wienertails and meat sweats and she starts letting out pungent farts with every thrust that make you gag, but she keeps rasping out apologies every time with her sexy carton-of-menthols-a-day voice that manages to keep you hard long enough to shoot ropes

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