Did anyone even watch Maleficent 2?

Did anyone even watch Maleficent 2?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a sequel!?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a sequel?

      This.
      Fricking hell, the first movie was bad enough. At least it had the original story/original Disney movie to prop itself up and base its plot off. What the frick did Evil Witch b***h and Sleeping Beauty do in the second film now that it wasn't about, y'know, the plot of Sleeping Beauty.

      >Maleficent was released theatrically in the United States on May 30 2014
      >Malificent 2 was released in October 18, 2019
      >Malificent 3 would be, at the earliest, released in early 2025
      >11 years after the first one
      What even is the plan here? I don't think anyone is nostalgic for this, little kids don't know what this is, they probably don't know who Angelina Jolie is

      >sequel came out five years later
      >right as the pandemic was starting up
      No wonder nobody heard about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enough people watched first one to justify a sequel?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she didn't cuck the princess or take her for herself I'm not interested

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anybody watch Angelina Jolie movies at all? I always figured she was at best Adam Sandler-tier in terms of fans, everybody knows who she is, none of her movies are good, it'd take real dedication to watch them all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Sandler makes millions by movie, anon, and several are well regarded and remembered. Some for how bad they are, but that's still different to what you said.

      Back to the topic, you are just young. Angelina Jolie had several personal issue and basically left most movie work aside, so it has been years since she last did something. That said, she used to be very popular and whatever had her name on it will be watched. ´

      https://i.imgur.com/s2XDzMk.png

      Did anyone even watch Maleficent 2?

      Is this even Cinemaphile?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam Sandler mostly makes the filler movies that stop movie theaters in the US from going under in summer when nobody else is releasing

        I'm not saying he doesn't have fans but I am saying if you compare them to fans of a mid-tier franchise like X-Men or MonsterVerse he ain't putting those numbers of bums on seats or even close and if you asked the average casual fan of any of those three whether they saw the last three movies in their chosen thing, X-Men and MonsterVerse would be significantly more likely to say yes than an Adam Sandler Enjoyer would

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men dreamed of calling her mommy now recoil and call her mummy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh i'd still frick her

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same

          That's because you have no standards.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watch hackers every month.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw this movie. It counts, right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's actually fricking crazy she is behind something like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Gone in 60 Seconds. It's carkino and Angelina's Sway is sexy af.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you I liked it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, she did play Lara Croft in two movies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her boobs played Lara Croft and those are not what they once were.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Her boobs played Lara Croft

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. and Mrs. Smith is a really fun movie
      Still watch it occasionally.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      During to 2000s, Jolie was one of Hollywoods big sex symbols. Those days are long gone now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How new are you?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was sadly profitable, though a FAR cry from the success that was the first film. I'm gonestly shocked they're even going to bother with this, between the trajectory of the Maleficent films and the Disney LA line in general, the chances of it turning a profit are slim.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but I'm watching only the soulful one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >movie completely ditches here as an awesome dragon and makes her a n oc donut steal black phoenix instead

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women fantasize about having the power to make men fix their problems.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maleficent was released theatrically in the United States on May 30 2014
    >Malificent 2 was released in October 18, 2019
    >Malificent 3 would be, at the earliest, released in early 2025
    >11 years after the first one
    What even is the plan here? I don't think anyone is nostalgic for this, little kids don't know what this is, they probably don't know who Angelina Jolie is

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances we get a villain Magnifico live action? Also why doesn't Hook have one yet? (Disney official, I mean)

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a sequel?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    4?!

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember it was mostly lesbians who were into these films.

    I don't know if the films actually did something with Aurora and Maleficent, but I wouldn't be surprised were it the case.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know if the films actually did something with Aurora and Maleficent
      Maleficent was pissed at king.
      Kidnapped Aurora.
      Said she would kill Aurora if kingdom didn't something something.
      Raises Aurora as her child.
      Ends up caring for Aurora.
      Enacts plan for revenge on Aurora.
      Ends up rescuing Aurora instead and/or afterwards. I forget the details here.
      The two disappear and live on a farm together as mother/daughter at the end.

      The prince fighting through the brambles also showed up, I don't recall how he was relevant. I think the king was secretly an evil butthole who would give up his daughter, which is why Aurora eventually sided with Maleficent. They all just pretended Aurora was still dead and cursed and lived their lives. Don't really recall if Princey was a good guy or an butthole like the king.

      I've saved you the trouble of watching the first film.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even watch the first.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wicked ruined antagonists.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made a Maleficent 2?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl +f buccal
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