Dunno. It was high level as far as vocal acrobatics were concerned, but I didn't find the song itself to be something I'd consider vastly better than some of the other stuff, let alone something I'd like to hear repeatedly on the radio. More like a novelty act for the event and judges specifically.
lol wut? Yeah rating were down this year, but it was still the most watched show, by far. In the UK it had 56% share (56% of all TVs turned on were tuned to the show) and 7.6m viewers. Most countries had a 30%+ share.
https://www.esc-plus.com/viewing-figures-eurovision-2024-grand-final-ratings-across-europe/
It gets more views than the SuperBowl.
Second place robbed for a second year in a row by jury voting
It's kinda funny how UK and Germany have the biggest audiences but their songs always suck. Germans were actually super happy they didn't get another 0 points this year and actually finished pretty high. Seeing UK getting 0 points from the viewer votes was hilarious too.
israelites tried to mess with our girl. Those slimy fricks had their fingers in everything this year.
>“KAN, the broadcaster, incited violence against me twice, three times” >“(The EBU) allowed us to be scapegoats, allowed us to be the spokesperson for standing up for ourselves. That broadcaster has disobeyed the rules and I hope next year they won’t be allowed to compete because of that.” >“I’m so proud of all of us in the top 10 that have been fighting for this s**t behind the scenes because it has been so hard, it has been so horrible for us and I’m so proud of us.”
Some neurons were activated when the pentagram chick also was waving that troony-flag.
I mean, they called it "Pride", as in a deadly sin, for some reason probably.
Really sad and pathetic viral marketing this year.
Eurovision used to be something everyone watched. Then one year they had that troony with the beard and everyone stopped watching it. I haven't heard anything about eurovision since. Everyone I know who watched it every year has dropped it.
But this year I see this shilling campaign. People are trying to get eachother to talk about eurovision. I've seen people try to bring up eurovision in conversation and talk about how it's full of homosexuals or something, and the conversation immediately gets shut down because no one has cared about eurovision for the past 20 years.
The only thing I know about this year's eurovision is that it's really fricking gay and I don't know how and don't care. Kill all israelites.
>Then one year they had that troony with the beard and everyone stopped watching it.
this
it used to be a dumb show that everyone talks about during that time of year before that happened.
they had an Israel win though in the meantime. Also one for Ukraine iirc?
Thing is, when you are young you might believe this is an actual competition of who can outgay the rest. When you are a seasoned schizo you watch it for the globohomosexual messaging. And I don't mean the satanist signaling, just having a yearly update on the globohomosexual timeline, what are the current trends, which agenda is being pushed the hardest right now etc.
I would say you guys are homosexuals for this but we used to watch Macy's Day Parade every Thanksgiving. Its still the comfiest kino on a cold November morning.
>i would say you guys are homosexuals for celebrating the musical variety of your continent but we used to watch a department store chain fly giant IP balloon advertisements every year
my family stopped watching the macy's turkey day parade when they started doing the lgbt floats. I still remember all the old folks sitting around in the chairs and couches watching it and the gay float comes parading down the street and my grandpa let out this grunt, grandma went "Oh, that's unfortunate" and they put in a Planes, Trains and Automobiles DVD instead.
As a dutch person myself, i find this little homosexual very annoying and his "music" sucks major ballz. But then again, every other song on eurovision song festival sound like trash.
>As a dutch person myself, i find this little homosexual very annoying and his "music" sucks major ballz. But then again, every other song on eurovision song festival sound like trash.
They really fricked up by canceling the dutch guy. This has to be one of the worst cases of cancel culture right. Unless he actually assaulted the camera woman or some shit i guess.
>Unless he actually assaulted the camera woman or some shit i guess.
He didn't. If he did, they would've released the video.
The Dutch broadcaster reported that they reached out to the lady multiple times offering to smooth things over, including publicly apologising and admitting guilt (despite doing nothing wrong) but she refused to meet with them. To be fair to both sides though, according to Swedish media who interviewed the camera lady she did say that there was more to the story but she couldn't say anything bc le investigation.
I don't think it has anything to do with cancel culture. Voilence and threats have always been illegal, it is apparantly serious enough for the the police to be involved and they decided to disqualify him just to be safe in case it ends up being a huge scandal.
>they decided to disqualify him just to be safe
Israel = innocent until proven guilty
Netherlands = guilty until proven innocent
Russia = guilty until we need to bring down energy prices
I don't think it has anything to do with cancel culture. Voilence and threats have always been illegal, it is apparantly serious enough for the the police to be involved and they decided to disqualify him just to be safe in case it ends up being a huge scandal.
The police themselves clarified it wasn't a physical or sexual assault.
It was a "threatening gesture"
I watched some of the performances on youtube (they were all bad) and under the UK one the top comment was something like "The UK didn't participate for the glory, but for the gloryhole"
Only good thing I got out of the whole experience
The BBC did a couple of interviews with the UK contests dad in Yorkshire where he talked about how proud he was that his son is a battyman (and how upset he was that he got nil points).
The kid would've been better off boycotting since all he did was piss people off >refuse to say anything about israel or palestine >refuse to say anything about the dutch guy who got disqualified >refuse to say anything about the EBU >refuse to call the winner by their correct pronouns >dogshit forgettable song
I don't think he's going to sell many tickets in Europe or be invited to many future Eurovision events
Youtube blocks clips of it in the US because of some israelite deal with NBC-Universal (who doesn't even post vids of the songs on youtube for american audiences) and I'm just too lazy to look up each contestant's personal pages for each of the eurovision song entries.
I did listen to the "winner" though. It had a few interesting hooks but was overall mediocre, especially the "this story is my truth" lyric which made me physically involuntarily cringe.
https://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi?agreed=on&ytid=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93mpIFeQ4f4 >Eurovision videos are blocked in the US and only the US
kek, i've never seen that before
>~~*jury*~~ fed him so many points for being the first non binary person to win the eurovision that the viewer votes didn't matter.
Same shit happened last year, loreen wouldn't have won if it wasn't for the insane amount of jury votes.
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SORRY CHUDS he's a straight man.this is the girl this guy used to frick. she makes youtube vlogs they lived together in germany for a few years.
Eurovision used to be a sorta honest competition with a wide ranging mix of songs. Now it's just a dysgenic freakshow of mediocrities that maybe get celebrated if they are from the country we are gonna pander to this year. Around 2012 Eurovision was a pretty big event here, now I haven't even heard anybody mention it irl for years
>Eurovision used to be a sorta honest competition with a wide ranging mix of songs.
That ended when that dyke for Serbia won. Since that year, it's been nothing but nepo voting that turned into homosexual and sympathy voting.
Switzerland's song was decent, easily top 5-7 but Croatia was just easily better. Ireland and France finishing so high is an even bigger joke
Yes and it was awesome, but i think that Netherlands shouldve won and switzerland shouldve placed second, then ireland, then croatia, then armenia, then the rest.
BUT HOW DID ISRAEL GET 300 TELEVOTES? THERES LITERALLY NO WAY. Either the jury tampered with the votes as propaganda or israel bought votes
>BUT HOW DID ISRAEL GET 300 TELEVOTES? THERES LITERALLY NO WAY.
jews seethe about them getting screwed by the jury, yet they fail to grasp that them getting 300+ points from the audience is wayyy more suspicious
I'm glad Isreal didn't win, since they've been the only country who demanded the artist pay for their own act, a very cheap winner
It's very easy for a country like Israel to geospoof votes, and Israel has literally the most advanced and widespread astroturfing orgs on earth, with billions in funding and an entire Government department dedicated to it (MOSA).
If you believe Albania (Muslims who despise israelites), Ireland (Hate Israel as a core to their national identity as Palestine movement and Irish independence movement fought hand in hand) and Netherlands (abused by Israel for a week then booted from the comp by them) gave 12 points to Israel, you would have to be literally insane.
money, status and fame
basically norway sucks and they know it, their own national festival gets one tenth of the exposure, while the swedish version has millions of viewers (and is even a thing internationally). representing Sweden gets you more money, attention and reputation
And thats why all israelites should be deported back to israel immediately and once they are all there the sky should be blacked out with nuclear missiles aimed at tel aviv
OFFICIAL LIST OF WHO DESERVED TO WIN EUROVISION 2024
Israel >HUGE POWER GAP
France
Italy
Armenia >POWER GAP
Croatia
Switzerland
Portugal >POWER GAP
The rest >POWER GAP
UK
Switzerland >Shit
Ireland
>everyone on social media hating isreal >somehow isreal gets top5 popular vote
I don't get it. I guess in general most people don't care about brown people as much as most didn't care about Black life matters.
There were a fair few people voting for Israel solely due to the war while there was no unfied anti-Israel candidate, so the anti vote was split across other countries while pro-Israel all went to them. I guess people liked the song as well
Croatia was pure shit. It was a 3 minute slong flash-test. The amounts of cuts (100+) was mindboggingly high and a simple excuse for the material who didn't hold up in quality. Only brainfried zoomers liked it and we all know why.
Eden's song was beautiful and the best one in years, marked with the poignancy of the October 7th massacre. Do you have any real criticisms besides boring (Which is a meme buzzword)? If not, you may be disliking the song for political/antisemitic reasons.
Card-carrying "from the river to the sea, pissrael should not be" anti-zionist anon here, as far as the song and performance goes they were competent.
It's the kind of boring that juries usually like and give a decent chunk of points to, but I think the whole muh hostages lyrics controversy and worries over the 'plausibly committing genocide according to the UN and ICC' country hosting next year spooked them.
You could genuinely argue they were robbed but they cheated with the public vote so it balanced out. They should've been disqualified for harassing and victimising the Dutch guy though.
My gf watches it, but she likes all those gay shows like Drag Race. My mom hatewatches it, she says it used to be good when she was young but these days it is only homosexuals and degeneracy.
>they snipe Netherlands with a classic false allegation move, "guilty until investigated" >Ireland replaces them, Israelis have to play whack a mole because everyone hates them >they try to chicane the singer, making her miss a rehearsal, calling her names on TV
Israelis are so comically malicious
Honestly that Europapa song sucks and thats coming from someone who loves the resurgance of hardcore/trance in modern Techno. Maybe its because its a shitty copy idk but that song sucks ass.
I watched it for the first time this year having no idea that it was a competition of who can make the best gay bar music. It's a shame because I really like the idea of an international music competition, but I'd want Asia to be invited just so the entire Western world could get BTFO by sexy Korean girls and genuinely talented Japanese rocker chicks.
Every year. My wife and I have a great time with it, makes for some amazing partner time and we usually get drunk and eat a crap ton of food whilst laughing at how shit the acts are.
It was a semen slurping fest like last year where the judges overrides the will of the people by trying to select for the most marketable artist instead of the song that is most liked by the audience.
Why are people surprised that israelites came out and voted for Israel? We are the strongest people on earth, we will always show up for our brothers, especially in the face of the hideous Hamas atrocities engulfing our country.
Non-European countries are still allowed to take part in Eurovision if they become a member of the EBU, the organiser behind the event. This means that countries such as Israel, Azerbaijan, Georgia and Australia are allowed to compete.
>first year you can have 20 votes per credit card >massive shill campaign from the israelites >coincidentally they got the 2nd highest number of votes >they're claiming it's because they're so loved
It'd be interesting to see the statistics on how prevalent multi-voting was (and for whom)
This is the third year in a row now where 2nd place should have been the winner.
Spaceman, Cha Cha Cha and Rim Tim Tagi Dim all mog the shit out of the "safe" winners the juries chose for those years.
I like how the average european poster pretends he is the last bastion of whiteness and tradcath larpaganism while he votes a troony to win against other trannies in a song contest.
I did because I was hoping for a little boom boom action when israel was on stage and was lowkey hoping that israel won just because the amount of antisemitism it would generate would have been glorious
The literal witch came 6th so your theory is disproved
>Also, kek at Brits for being too homosexual even for eurovision.
Bongland went too aggressively gay. Needed to be a bit more fluffier and non-offensive. Not men in codpieces in a grimy toilet.
Yeah, Eurovision likes PR fake gays, not the real deal
A good christian straight guy got most of the public votes, then the jury made the Swiss abomination win for politics. Watched it and it made me hate the trannies, israelites, gays and satanists even more, so I suppose their plan failed. Also, kek at Brits for being too homosexual even for eurovision.
>Also, kek at Brits for being too homosexual even for eurovision.
Bongland went too aggressively gay. Needed to be a bit more fluffier and non-offensive. Not men in codpieces in a grimy toilet.
We actually tried doing this in america apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Song_Contest
But I sure as hell didn't see it or even know it was happening at the time.
Did anyone else really enjoy Ireland's performance? I don't care about troon politics or they/them shite but this was a cool performance and I am man enough to say I enjoyed it:
There was a video from behind the scenes on her tiktok, she spends 2 minutes talking up and complimenting her dance partner before the performance. It was really sweet.
There was a video from behind the scenes on her tiktok, she spends 2 minutes talking up and complimenting her dance partner before the performance. It was really sweet.
>she/her
Bambi’s preferred pronouns are they/them. Please be respectful. Their smile must be encouraged and protected!
>Bambi’s preferred pronouns are they/them
Kek, I read her wiki, what a mess.
zoomers are so fricking phony and stupid. its always they/them bi pansexual aslong as they are still tight and hot. then suddenly they find themselves in their 30s
Eurovision is pure kino. People who thinks otherwise are either boring contrarians or simply doesn't enjoy entertainment in the form of moving pictures
moron. this contest is not about songs, lul. the songs are the background. its all about how much of a clown you can make the performance and some stupid political messages.
surely the moronic ukraine win was because the song was good and not because the war. surely random trannies winning is because of they songs and not because of pity. surely
There was like 5 different gay/troony songs, but most of the votes focused on Swiss/Ireland (while Spain did mediocre, and UK's gay locker-room got almost nothing from the jury, and nothing from the televote)
seething vatnik identified. The EU should intercept and bomb Russian airwaves with non stop Europapa, No Rules!*, and the Swiss song. Ziggers desperately want to be european since they have no culture of their own, only vodka and gay army rape.
*no one has mentioned the Finland troll song. Sad!
I agree. There's a magic moment the day or two after the event when you revisit the show and discover bits and glimps you missed on the live feed. Like Italy completely changing their costume from the semi-final show or the audience reaction after seeing the baldhead from latvia
>S
none >1
none >2
Armenia
France
Germany
Italy
Norway
Ukraine >3
Austria
Croatia
Cyprus
Greece
Ireland
Israel
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malta
Poland
Slovenia
Switzerland >4
Albania
Azerbaijan
Belgium
Estonia
Finland
Georgia
Iceland
Latvia
Netherlands
Portugal
Serbia
Spain
Sweden >5
Australia
Denmark
Moldova
San Marino
UK
I like seeing healthy competitions between countries too but they turn out like the Olympics where the 100 meter sprint is a contest of which country can breed the fastest african, it's not about the country vs country competition it's either gaming the rules to win or using it as a stage for some fake and gay politics.
i'm not a homosexual sick with AIDS so it wasn't my thing
Someone's in the closet
A MIDGET
Yes, you are.
Yes but I wish that I hadn't
I don't watch something that might bore me ironically like eurocels do
Yes. Smelled a bit fishy how all jury votes pushed the Swiss dude like crazy.
Netherlands deserved to win
Nah, not even gay shit is as cringe and overdone as "le europe xD"
he had the best song apart from that shitty little rap he did in it
Dunno. It was high level as far as vocal acrobatics were concerned, but I didn't find the song itself to be something I'd consider vastly better than some of the other stuff, let alone something I'd like to hear repeatedly on the radio. More like a novelty act for the event and judges specifically.
leaked voting results showed Israel as having been decided as the winner, but there was backlash so they had to edit the script at the last minute.
Only the popular vote was leaked. The jury votes werent and they were what gave Switzerland the win.
>Only the popular vote was leaked
So they are scripted in advance?
it's pretty obvious that the jury vote is a reaction to the popular vote, to make sure they get the result they want.
he looks like he gets fricked by black guys...
Don't all euros?
No one in Europe watches the Eurovision besides clips on social media. It's a total fabricated event.
lol wut? Yeah rating were down this year, but it was still the most watched show, by far. In the UK it had 56% share (56% of all TVs turned on were tuned to the show) and 7.6m viewers. Most countries had a 30%+ share.
https://www.esc-plus.com/viewing-figures-eurovision-2024-grand-final-ratings-across-europe/
It gets more views than the SuperBowl.
Binland always brining the bants
It's kinda funny how UK and Germany have the biggest audiences but their songs always suck. Germans were actually super happy they didn't get another 0 points this year and actually finished pretty high. Seeing UK getting 0 points from the viewer votes was hilarious too.
People literally host eurovision parties and shit anon wtf are you on about?
I'm European and i don't know a single person who watch this shit nobody speak about it, for me its just a israeli ponzi.
you havent left your moms house in 2 years
israelites tried to mess with our girl. Those slimy fricks had their fingers in everything this year.
>“KAN, the broadcaster, incited violence against me twice, three times”
>“(The EBU) allowed us to be scapegoats, allowed us to be the spokesperson for standing up for ourselves. That broadcaster has disobeyed the rules and I hope next year they won’t be allowed to compete because of that.”
>“I’m so proud of all of us in the top 10 that have been fighting for this s**t behind the scenes because it has been so hard, it has been so horrible for us and I’m so proud of us.”
I love her
Second place robbed for a second year in a row by jury voting
those arms make him like a midget
what was this year's actually good song that got screwed by the milquetoast judges' vote?
Norway. No way they should come last.
Oh yeah this is true too, Norway's was pretty good but no-one gave it the time.
Norway was fricking horrendous. Bombastic post-rock nonsense that didn't fit at all, one of the worst entries I've heard in a long time.
Croatia
Armenia & Estonia
This. Folk kino
Austria got screwed by both. All you needed to win this year was a weird below average performance and a boring song
Austria fricking banged and them getting so few points was a travesty
also Armenia should have been way higher up
Homos don't like attractive women in EV anymore
Ireland Witch was fricking kino
She's cringe though, she wants Ireland to be 90% black and muslim
Source?
Some neurons were activated when the pentagram chick also was waving that troony-flag.
I mean, they called it "Pride", as in a deadly sin, for some reason probably.
Croatian baby Rammstein
Croatia
Really sad and pathetic viral marketing this year.
Eurovision used to be something everyone watched. Then one year they had that troony with the beard and everyone stopped watching it. I haven't heard anything about eurovision since. Everyone I know who watched it every year has dropped it.
But this year I see this shilling campaign. People are trying to get eachother to talk about eurovision. I've seen people try to bring up eurovision in conversation and talk about how it's full of homosexuals or something, and the conversation immediately gets shut down because no one has cared about eurovision for the past 20 years.
The only thing I know about this year's eurovision is that it's really fricking gay and I don't know how and don't care. Kill all israelites.
>Then one year they had that troony with the beard and everyone stopped watching it.
this
it used to be a dumb show that everyone talks about during that time of year before that happened.
they had an Israel win though in the meantime. Also one for Ukraine iirc?
Thing is, when you are young you might believe this is an actual competition of who can outgay the rest. When you are a seasoned schizo you watch it for the globohomosexual messaging. And I don't mean the satanist signaling, just having a yearly update on the globohomosexual timeline, what are the current trends, which agenda is being pushed the hardest right now etc.
I would say you guys are homosexuals for this but we used to watch Macy's Day Parade every Thanksgiving. Its still the comfiest kino on a cold November morning.
>i would say you guys are homosexuals for celebrating the musical variety of your continent but we used to watch a department store chain fly giant IP balloon advertisements every year
>celebrating the musical variety of your continent
>at eurovision
b***h did i stutter?
>b-b-b***h d-did I st-st-stu-stutter?
Defend the advertisements, goy
my family stopped watching the macy's turkey day parade when they started doing the lgbt floats. I still remember all the old folks sitting around in the chairs and couches watching it and the gay float comes parading down the street and my grandpa let out this grunt, grandma went "Oh, that's unfortunate" and they put in a Planes, Trains and Automobiles DVD instead.
the last time I heard anybody irl talk about eurovision was because of epic sax guy, which was around 2009 or something?
so from what I can gather, a israeliteess got him banned by being a israelite.
Seems people in the comment section are pretty pissed.
kino
sounds like that dota song tbh
Europe is the most kino continent, change my mind
meh, glad Ireland got his spot she was cute and had an actual good song
>That aint no woman
Baphomet was born a man
As a dutch person myself, i find this little homosexual very annoying and his "music" sucks major ballz. But then again, every other song on eurovision song festival sound like trash.
>As a dutch person myself, i find this little homosexual very annoying and his "music" sucks major ballz. But then again, every other song on eurovision song festival sound like trash.
They really fricked up by canceling the dutch guy. This has to be one of the worst cases of cancel culture right. Unless he actually assaulted the camera woman or some shit i guess.
>Unless he actually assaulted the camera woman or some shit i guess.
He didn't. If he did, they would've released the video.
The Dutch broadcaster reported that they reached out to the lady multiple times offering to smooth things over, including publicly apologising and admitting guilt (despite doing nothing wrong) but she refused to meet with them.
To be fair to both sides though, according to Swedish media who interviewed the camera lady she did say that there was more to the story but she couldn't say anything bc le investigation.
I don't think it has anything to do with cancel culture. Voilence and threats have always been illegal, it is apparantly serious enough for the the police to be involved and they decided to disqualify him just to be safe in case it ends up being a huge scandal.
>Voilence and threats have always been illegal
Not really tbf
>they decided to disqualify him just to be safe
Israel = innocent until proven guilty
Netherlands = guilty until proven innocent
Russia = guilty until we need to bring down energy prices
The police themselves clarified it wasn't a physical or sexual assault.
It was a "threatening gesture"
It was a jude plot to get israel to win but the juries obviously didn’t go along with their schemes
Insane that the israelites thought they could pull a false flag operation on a contest ran entirely by leftists who hate their guts now lmao
I watched some of the performances on youtube (they were all bad) and under the UK one the top comment was something like "The UK didn't participate for the glory, but for the gloryhole"
Only good thing I got out of the whole experience
The BBC did a couple of interviews with the UK contests dad in Yorkshire where he talked about how proud he was that his son is a battyman (and how upset he was that he got nil points).
The kid would've been better off boycotting since all he did was piss people off
>refuse to say anything about israel or palestine
>refuse to say anything about the dutch guy who got disqualified
>refuse to say anything about the EBU
>refuse to call the winner by their correct pronouns
>dogshit forgettable song
I don't think he's going to sell many tickets in Europe or be invited to many future Eurovision events
Youtube blocks clips of it in the US because of some israelite deal with NBC-Universal (who doesn't even post vids of the songs on youtube for american audiences) and I'm just too lazy to look up each contestant's personal pages for each of the eurovision song entries.
I did listen to the "winner" though. It had a few interesting hooks but was overall mediocre, especially the "this story is my truth" lyric which made me physically involuntarily cringe.
https://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi?agreed=on&ytid=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93mpIFeQ4f4
>Eurovision videos are blocked in the US and only the US
kek, i've never seen that before
I streamed the whole thing from SVT in the US but the youtube clips were blocked for me. Makes no sense.
can you watch this?
https://www.svtplay.se/video/KPBk23p/eurovision-song-contest/final?id=KPBk23p
Of course europoors voted for a homosexual lmao
they were all homosexuals
>~~*jury*~~ fed him so many points for being the first non binary person to win the eurovision that the viewer votes didn't matter.
Same shit happened last year, loreen wouldn't have won if it wasn't for the insane amount of jury votes.
this is what bothers me, that the jury got to decide the winner
I didnt mind the swiss song but winning by jury is terrible
No, for I am not a homosexual.
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SORRY CHUDS he's a straight man.this is the girl this guy used to frick. she makes youtube vlogs they lived together in germany for a few years.
>used
thought they were still together
No, I denounced the Talmud.
>won't remove Israel over actual genocide
>kicks The Netherlands out over a guy pointing at the camerawoman
kek
I BROKE THE CODE WHOA HO HO
that this mystery meat homosexual mutt my country represents makes me seethe and rage. cant lie.
dw, switzerland is too based to have its image tainted by some random homosexual
You are literally proto israelites with hook noses and disgusting dark curly hair
test
No, but im sure no angenda will tell me about it
I always watch it. The banter over at Cinemaphile makes the show an enjoyable kino no matter what.
>Null pwas
>sexo
>boooooo
It was pure kino.
The best act won.
The best song win.
The best country won.
Israel was the true winner by not being disqualified and not coming last
Fredrik Benke won it, without the spinning disc Nemo wouldn't have finished top 5
SHE CUTE
?t=95
>SHE
This is a hatecrime
Croatia should've won
Overall though, it just wasn't a good crop this year.
Eurovision used to be a sorta honest competition with a wide ranging mix of songs. Now it's just a dysgenic freakshow of mediocrities that maybe get celebrated if they are from the country we are gonna pander to this year. Around 2012 Eurovision was a pretty big event here, now I haven't even heard anybody mention it irl for years
Yeah nobody I know watches or discusses it, it's so ugly and cringe
>Eurovision used to be a sorta honest competition with a wide ranging mix of songs.
That ended when that dyke for Serbia won. Since that year, it's been nothing but nepo voting that turned into homosexual and sympathy voting.
Switzerland's song was decent, easily top 5-7 but Croatia was just easily better. Ireland and France finishing so high is an even bigger joke
Yes and it was awesome, but i think that Netherlands shouldve won and switzerland shouldve placed second, then ireland, then croatia, then armenia, then the rest.
BUT HOW DID ISRAEL GET 300 TELEVOTES? THERES LITERALLY NO WAY. Either the jury tampered with the votes as propaganda or israel bought votes
>THERES LITERALLY NO WAY
Jews are fricking everywhere
Dont care about israelites, only about the downfall of israel
>BUT HOW DID ISRAEL GET 300 TELEVOTES? THERES LITERALLY NO WAY.
jews seethe about them getting screwed by the jury, yet they fail to grasp that them getting 300+ points from the audience is wayyy more suspicious
I'm glad Isreal didn't win, since they've been the only country who demanded the artist pay for their own act, a very cheap winner
It's very easy for a country like Israel to geospoof votes, and Israel has literally the most advanced and widespread astroturfing orgs on earth, with billions in funding and an entire Government department dedicated to it (MOSA).
If you believe Albania (Muslims who despise israelites), Ireland (Hate Israel as a core to their national identity as Palestine movement and Irish independence movement fought hand in hand) and Netherlands (abused by Israel for a week then booted from the comp by them) gave 12 points to Israel, you would have to be literally insane.
My father unironically voted for Israel to help them win their war with Hamas kek
You mean help them continue their genocide?
Same shit.
>or israel bought votes
Yes.
Sweden got screwed. Marcus and Martinius were the hottest performers this year. I wouldn't mind myself getting sandwiches by those two... #NOTGAY
tbf I'd rather cuddle with Olly, he was so cute
Why did two Norwegian guys represent Sweden?
money, status and fame
basically norway sucks and they know it, their own national festival gets one tenth of the exposure, while the swedish version has millions of viewers (and is even a thing internationally). representing Sweden gets you more money, attention and reputation
You want it? It's yours for the taking. I've left everything I owned in One Piece.
I don't get the point in different countries competing if anyone from anywhere can represent any country. Shouldn't be allowed imo
And thats why all israelites should be deported back to israel immediately and once they are all there the sky should be blacked out with nuclear missiles aimed at tel aviv
Mental illness
Nah im not israeli
Yeah, take your mental illness somewhere else.
Like to the watchtower of a death camp or?
press F if you'd suck Nemos dick
OFFICIAL LIST OF WHO DESERVED TO WIN EUROVISION 2024
Israel
>HUGE POWER GAP
France
Italy
Armenia
>POWER GAP
Croatia
Switzerland
Portugal
>POWER GAP
The rest
>POWER GAP
UK
Switzerland
>Shit
Ireland
Hello, JIDF.
i wouldve loved israel to win for the lulz ngl
>swiss "males"
Did your country vote for democracy or side with the terrorists Hamas?
Nobody sides with hamas.
germany yes
Brits got 0 points again? lmao
Unfortunately we got some jury points so it wasn't a flat 0
>everyone on social media hating isreal
>somehow isreal gets top5 popular vote
I don't get it. I guess in general most people don't care about brown people as much as most didn't care about Black life matters.
There were a fair few people voting for Israel solely due to the war while there was no unfied anti-Israel candidate, so the anti vote was split across other countries while pro-Israel all went to them. I guess people liked the song as well
Croatia was pure shit. It was a 3 minute slong flash-test. The amounts of cuts (100+) was mindboggingly high and a simple excuse for the material who didn't hold up in quality. Only brainfried zoomers liked it and we all know why.
I'm so glad Croatia didn't win because they chose that redditor b***h Lasagna's shitty song instead of this: https://youtu.be/T59QVYQm2a0?si
Israel had one of the most boring songs and performances yet I keep seeing people everywhere saying they should have won. Am I being memed?
Are you new? Israel uses North Korea tier tactics whenever their public image is involved. They employ people to shill for them online.
>Are you new?
Yes.
Eden's song was beautiful and the best one in years, marked with the poignancy of the October 7th massacre. Do you have any real criticisms besides boring (Which is a meme buzzword)? If not, you may be disliking the song for political/antisemitic reasons.
>Do you have any real criticisms
Yea, it was a boring song and boring performance.
Card-carrying "from the river to the sea, pissrael should not be" anti-zionist anon here, as far as the song and performance goes they were competent.
It's the kind of boring that juries usually like and give a decent chunk of points to, but I think the whole muh hostages lyrics controversy and worries over the 'plausibly committing genocide according to the UN and ICC' country hosting next year spooked them.
You could genuinely argue they were robbed but they cheated with the public vote so it balanced out.
They should've been disqualified for harassing and victimising the Dutch guy though.
My gf watches it, but she likes all those gay shows like Drag Race. My mom hatewatches it, she says it used to be good when she was young but these days it is only homosexuals and degeneracy.
>they snipe Netherlands with a classic false allegation move, "guilty until investigated"
>Ireland replaces them, Israelis have to play whack a mole because everyone hates them
>they try to chicane the singer, making her miss a rehearsal, calling her names on TV
Israelis are so comically malicious
Honestly that Europapa song sucks and thats coming from someone who loves the resurgance of hardcore/trance in modern Techno. Maybe its because its a shitty copy idk but that song sucks ass.
I watched it for the first time this year having no idea that it was a competition of who can make the best gay bar music. It's a shame because I really like the idea of an international music competition, but I'd want Asia to be invited just so the entire Western world could get BTFO by sexy Korean girls and genuinely talented Japanese rocker chicks.
I did but only because I had a lot of beer and nothing to do on a saturday night.
Is ireland doing okay if their representation this year was THAT thing?
We are fine, lad.
we once sent a puppet
think a puppet is a bit more reasonable than an unironic satanic they/them pagan golem
They're burning down migrant centers so they're doing pretty well tbh.
croatia was banging they had the woman doing laundry to the beat
Every year. My wife and I have a great time with it, makes for some amazing partner time and we usually get drunk and eat a crap ton of food whilst laughing at how shit the acts are.
For Me, It's Austria. First time I've added a eurovision song to my playlist
It was a semen slurping fest like last year where the judges overrides the will of the people by trying to select for the most marketable artist instead of the song that is most liked by the audience.
Austria got screwed
No I'm not a huge fan of Weimar Germany 2.0
Why are people surprised that israelites came out and voted for Israel? We are the strongest people on earth, we will always show up for our brothers, especially in the face of the hideous Hamas atrocities engulfing our country.
>Hey Vsauce, Michael here. You're probably wondering why I'm representing Estonia at the 68th Eurovision Song Contest...
>this is me performing at the ESC this year... or is it?
Europe should be nuked.
>eurovision song contest
>euro
>pissrael is in
Only a fool would watch this
Non-European countries are still allowed to take part in Eurovision if they become a member of the EBU, the organiser behind the event. This means that countries such as Israel, Azerbaijan, Georgia and Australia are allowed to compete.
They literally run the event, it was pozzed from the start
Israel is the main sponsor of the event with its covert glowBlack person company ((MORROCANOIL*~~
What about Georgia?
>first year you can have 20 votes per credit card
>massive shill campaign from the israelites
>coincidentally they got the 2nd highest number of votes
>they're claiming it's because they're so loved
It'd be interesting to see the statistics on how prevalent multi-voting was (and for whom)
israeli embassies were also sending out texts encouraging local israelites to vote
proof?
couldn't find the texts but could find the twitter post the embassy in Ukraine made
https://twitter.com/IsraelinUkraine/status/1789216884065173668
Here are a few examples of them doing exactly the same thing in other countries
https://twitter.com/aktualitaet/status/1789443795429249518
i thought you meant a mass sms message's were sent out by them
This moment was KINO, especially for France
?t=123
Easily the best ballad in the show, a top 5 song
Usually I don't like the ballads France send to ESC, but damn I love this one
>whitest man in Paris
For once I wasn't disappointed by our candidate
I mean he's still a sandBlack person but he did a good job
I move away from the mic to breathe in
10/10
robbed hard
I would've definitely voted for France, but I didn't want to give any of my money to Eurovision after what they did to my boy Joost.
Where's the French guy?
why is french man black?
no but I've listened to a bunch of the songs.
Had France's entry on repeat for hours.
My crazy eyes tradwife.
Real shame the photographer fricked up the framing in the final.
It was the same with Greece, the framing of Marina in the intro was completely off in the final compared to the semifinal.
compare this
to
Imagine willingly subjecting yourself to propaganda.
I don't watch yuropoor shit, specially this shit meant for homosexuals
You're so cool anon, can I touch you? :3
Only worthwhile thing to come out of it.
This is the third year in a row now where 2nd place should have been the winner.
Spaceman, Cha Cha Cha and Rim Tim Tagi Dim all mog the shit out of the "safe" winners the juries chose for those years.
>Gets robbed by the judges countering the public vote by spamming votes for a song nobody remembers
Literal semen slurping competition
Loreen's song didn't deserve to win but it was nice of her to refuse to hand the trophy to pissrael if it wins.
I like how the average european poster pretends he is the last bastion of whiteness and tradcath larpaganism while he votes a troony to win against other trannies in a song contest.
>get booted off the competition because a rando camera woman complained
That easy huh
NOOO NOOO NOOO, PLEASE STOP MISGENDERING HIM
I did because I was hoping for a little boom boom action when israel was on stage and was lowkey hoping that israel won just because the amount of antisemitism it would generate would have been glorious
>they had to rig last year so they could host it in Muslim capital of Sweden and play a CGI ABBA show
Ridiculous
It's really a shame most of them sing in English. If you're going to represent your country you should at least sing in the native language
The music industry is all nepobabies and PC plants who go to LA to get aids.
How did England get humiliated so hard again?
You deserve it. Eat shit and die angloid.
Terrible entry again
Sam Ryder is their only decent act in the last 20 years
so non binary now just means twink who wears skirts?
Yes
tummy kino
damn brats..
they/them look like they frick fat old bastards (me)
While their boyfriend (me) watches
imagine tonguing those belly buttons
>belly buttons
get your tonguing priorities straight my man
or skinny witch in a bikini
I cant believe the satanist in the "Who Is The Biggest Satanist" competition won! wow!!!
There was a naked woman literally summon demons one stage that lost anon.
The literal witch came 6th so your theory is disproved
Yeah, Eurovision likes PR fake gays, not the real deal
A good christian straight guy got most of the public votes, then the jury made the Swiss abomination win for politics. Watched it and it made me hate the trannies, israelites, gays and satanists even more, so I suppose their plan failed. Also, kek at Brits for being too homosexual even for eurovision.
>Also, kek at Brits for being too homosexual even for eurovision.
Bongland went too aggressively gay. Needed to be a bit more fluffier and non-offensive. Not men in codpieces in a grimy toilet.
there's no point to this "contest" besides promoting an agenda
it stopped being about music decades ago
postan Joost Klino
gay or just european?
all european teens are gay and we love it. soon nothing but brown muslims ruling this continent
High Teeesti should have won
Glad that the two representatives of the Synagogue of satan, Israel and Ireland did not win.
>Asks one question that made Moroccanoil feel uncomfortable
>Gets kicked out
>redditfrog joost
Frick. I actually liked the guy.
>CNN still seething about KKK Pepe
Who are you trying to gaslight?
not him but do you know what a dead horse is?
I did, it was fun. I fapped over Bambie Thug, the woman with the heavy milkers from Poundshop-Spain, and the genocide cheerleader.
Great night.
This seems like 30 years ago
frick
maNga was robbed
How well would America do if it entered with this:
America is even less popular than the UK so very low
You are a man of taste. I've never met another Kyle Gordon fan
Everything is so degenerate now it stopped being brave and provokative just boring
will anything ever top this
Yes. Everyone did, Ameritard.
I'm not gay.
yet
Eurovision always makes me feel better about the state of American media. At least we're not that far gone just yet.
We actually tried doing this in america apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Song_Contest
But I sure as hell didn't see it or even know it was happening at the time.
Did anyone else really enjoy Ireland's performance? I don't care about troon politics or they/them shite but this was a cool performance and I am man enough to say I enjoyed it:
Crazy good visuals, just an annoying song
see
the song is actually girly in the cute sense and she's a qtpie irl
I listened to her album and singles on Spotify tonight and they were very good. She's earned a fan in me.
nice performance ruined by political pandering
Yeah I liked it
I liked it too. First impression was "what the hell, blatant satanism!" then I was like "but wait, it's kind of kino actually".
Read on her Insta that she had some child trauma and stuff so she's fricked in the head. But I think I can save her.
There was a video from behind the scenes on her tiktok, she spends 2 minutes talking up and complimenting her dance partner before the performance. It was really sweet.
>she/her
Bambi’s preferred pronouns are they/them. Please be respectful. Their smile must be encouraged and protected!
>Bambi’s preferred pronouns are they/them
Kek, I read her wiki, what a mess.
zoomers are so fricking phony and stupid. its always they/them bi pansexual aslong as they are still tight and hot. then suddenly they find themselves in their 30s
why the ever loving frick would a straight white male watch this shit
This really gives Europe a bad name
It's like saying USA is gay because California is loud
This is like AI madlib improv
aren't a lot of the songs total nonsense, its just whatever is loud and catchy enough
The lyrics are actually super obvious and not obscure at all, it's basically "enbies are cute and valid because we just are okay???"
Haven't since Terry Wogan stopped covering it.
haha look he's just like you anon
Keep politics out of Eurovision (or bring the Ziggers back)
Eurovision is pure kino. People who thinks otherwise are either boring contrarians or simply doesn't enjoy entertainment in the form of moving pictures
>Imagine wasting time watching some cheap ass reality tv show
I just watched Eurovision again. The more you hear the songs the better they become.
moron. this contest is not about songs, lul. the songs are the background. its all about how much of a clown you can make the performance and some stupid political messages.
Are you 12?
surely the moronic ukraine win was because the song was good and not because the war. surely random trannies winning is because of they songs and not because of pity. surely
There was like 5 different gay/troony songs, but most of the votes focused on Swiss/Ireland (while Spain did mediocre, and UK's gay locker-room got almost nothing from the jury, and nothing from the televote)
so the more clownish you look the better.
The Swiss twink was the least clownish out of the gays
UK was raunchy homos in a locker, Spain was a hag and 2 mega homos.
seething vatnik identified. The EU should intercept and bomb Russian airwaves with non stop Europapa, No Rules!*, and the Swiss song. Ziggers desperately want to be european since they have no culture of their own, only vodka and gay army rape.
*no one has mentioned the Finland troll song. Sad!
Also captcha: 4man
Its totally about music bro trust me. LUL
You're not supposed to listen to them more than once!
I agree. There's a magic moment the day or two after the event when you revisit the show and discover bits and glimps you missed on the live feed. Like Italy completely changing their costume from the semi-final show or the audience reaction after seeing the baldhead from latvia
Isn’t it a singing contest? Why’s it called “vision”?
It's French Grand Prix Eurovision de la Chanson
“gaysong” didn’t test very well.
It was fun watching it with Cinemaphile, but afterwards I felt like I just wasted 3 hours of my life.
It was 4 hours
Pedantry
what are you doing now then?
Rigged
I, for one, fail to understand what was so bad with UKs entry. I kinda enjoyed it and have added the song on my spotify
sending a gay that cant sing unlike the french gay and is also ugly its not a winning move UK
He was my favourite too!
For me, it's Marina
would
she was energetic for her age and I liked her saggy skirt
she was also way sexier than her nearest nemesis, the flatchested pig from portugal
The best part was the fricked up ending with CGI ABBA that made everyone uncomfortable.
My complete rank (in tiers)
>S
none
>1
none
>2
Armenia
France
Germany
Italy
Norway
Ukraine
>3
Austria
Croatia
Cyprus
Greece
Ireland
Israel
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malta
Poland
Slovenia
Switzerland
>4
Albania
Azerbaijan
Belgium
Estonia
Finland
Georgia
Iceland
Latvia
Netherlands
Portugal
Serbia
Spain
Sweden
>5
Australia
Denmark
Moldova
San Marino
UK
FINALE LINEUP (semi final performances)
1 Sweden - Unforgettable, Marcus & Martinus
2 Ukraine - Teresa & Maria, alyona & Jerry Heil
3 Germany - Always on the Run, Isaak
4 Luxembourg - Fighter, Tali
5 Netherlands - Europapa, Joost Klein*
6 Israel - Hurricane, Eden Golan
7 Lithuania - Luktelk, Silvester Belt
commercial break
8 Spain - Zorra, Nebulossa
9 Estonia - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi, 5miinust & Puuluup
https://youtu.be/7uSGQ566fyY
10 Ireland - Doomsday Blue, Bambie Thug
https://youtu.be/BNc5zTYkTaQ
11 Latvia - Hollow, Dons
https://youtu.be/N1YvDgwszn8
12 Greece - Zari, Marina Satti
https://youtu.be/VRBBQ-B4q4s
13 United Kingdom - Dizzy, Olly Alexander
https://youtu.be/kiIhvA2Ozzk
commercial break
14 Norway - Ulveham, Gåte
https://youtu.be/UycoKAz1Jm8
15 Italy - La noia, Angelina Mango
https://youtu.be/jwfjNjV5DIw
16 Serbia - Ramonda, Teya Dora
https://youtu.be/IyO42taxFpM
17 Finland - No Rules!, Windows95man
https://youtu.be/eXvdKgO2Acw
18 Portugal - Grito, Iolanda
https://youtu.be/246RdLYgRZY
19 Armenia - Jako, Ladaniva
https://youtu.be/t0sefiNLP_E
20 Cyprus - Liar, Silia Kapsis
https://youtu.be/_6ncN7WC_Og
21 Switzerland - The Code, Nemo
https://youtu.be/coOJkjCMcow
commercial break
22 Slovenia - Veronika, Raiven
https://youtu.be/tSek8SqlDIA
23 Croatia - Rim Tim Tagi Dim, Baby Lasagna
https://youtu.be/6LyjyuaQggs
24 Georgia - Firefighter, Nutsa Buzaladze
https://youtu.be/9zrWufVsIeM
25 France - Mon amour, Slimane
https://youtu.be/f-z9PFfpzeE
26 Austria - We Will Rave, Kaleen
https://youtu.be/KqSuRaN9zFk
mangobros where you at
>when the instrumental version is better than the normal song
>committees voting for gays no one cares about
>euros voting for Israel sending a clear message to muslim friends
and leftists/gays ofcourse, they were crying their hearts out on twitter about everyone voting for Israel and not caring about their gays
voting for Israel
>everyone voting for Israel
JIDF go home, everyone knows you were just using your relief money to pretend people like you
kek, it's twitter cope all over again
Post proofs of real human beings who aren't pajeets or bots endorsing your failed state.
what's the point? you're still gonna act surprised that the white man prefers israelites to muslims
>trusting electronic voting
It was a Mossad psyop.
I would like to watch a European music contest, but Eurovision is just too gay.
I like seeing healthy competitions between countries too but they turn out like the Olympics where the 100 meter sprint is a contest of which country can breed the fastest african, it's not about the country vs country competition it's either gaming the rules to win or using it as a stage for some fake and gay politics.