Just saying who it would be by actual show stuff. I could see Coop plowing her I guess but not much for dating. Even then he would just get hungry and frick off home
And even then I personally have a really hard time imagining Coop fricking in general. Realistically I feel like he'd just stop midway through and watch some wrestling match on TV
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Just saying who it would be by actual show stuff. I could see Coop plowing her I guess but not much for dating. Even then he would just get hungry and frick off home
Coop wouldn’t frick her but Duchess was absolutely thirsty for it
2 years ago
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Even if Duchess got fat?
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Especially if she got fat. Really that might catch Coop’s attention since now they have a mutual hobby to discuss and can compare fat rolls
2 years ago
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She would need to at least too fat for her Zorp
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She would need to at least too fat for her Zorp
>Duchess gets fat for Coop >Spends the entire episode going on dates in buffets with him and riding around smashing things >Only finds out in the end he never wanted to date her and just liked having a fat friend meaning she got fat for nothing >Episode ends with her rampaging around the city in her XXL Voltron as Coop just says “Women go figure” and waits it out in MEGAS with Kiva and Jamie
2 years ago
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Would she be skinny next time she showed up
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Poor Jamie. She got fat AND cucked him
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It’s a lot of work depending if he’s on top or not. If someone is riding him is the only way it works since he can just play on a handheld or eat a cheeseburger or something
At this point the only kind of female I could see being serious about Coop would be
>An alien mech pilot Amazoness in love with his carnage, at that point the dates would be on the scrapyard seeing who could break the most things
>A sentient AI impressed by his mechanical knowledge and quick hand to eye reaction time trained over years of gaming that wants Coop to integrate with her or him to become her pilot, probably jealous of Megas XLR itself
>Some giant space kaiju alien that mistakes megas actions for a mating ritual and a malfunction keeps Megas making vibrations that sound like her species mating call
>A Lord of the large pants groupie that likes him for being the king of eating contests
Coop is so entrenched in comedy that I really can't see him in a relationship without some type of joke in it
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>>A Lord of the large pants groupie that likes him for being the king of eating contests
I’m pretty sure at least one episode showed that girls like to watch him jiggle. Mostly to laugh at him but I’m sure one of them might want more
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Yep, there's bound to be at least one
Only if it’s preceded by a montage of Jamie remembering Coop’s past forays in romance that all end with him ignoring the girls for things like a bucket of fried chicken
Sir you are truly a gentleman and a scholar
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Only if it’s preceded by a montage of Jamie remembering Coop’s past forays in romance that all end with him ignoring the girls for things like a bucket of fried chicken
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I remember in the pilot when Coop and Jamie fantasize about what they would do with Megas, Jamie uses it to grab a girl out of an apartment building off her bed. But when Coop reach in there’s a hot rod on the bed instead
Best case scenario is basically a BBW version of him bonding over the same shit like food, video games, wrestling etc. Also would help if said version resembled pic rel.
Nah, their relationship never seemed anything other than platonic.
Though in Rearview Mirror, Mirror, the alternate universe Jamie and Kiva were exes.
And there was the time Jamie actually managed to get a date with a girl that looked suspiciously similar to Kiva.
It's honestly hard seeing Coop into anything but his own interests. He's happy to share the fun but isn't going out of his way to pursue a person.
The only way I see him dating is inadvertently inviting/being invited on a bunch of outings until they realize they're in the friendzone or get tired and make the first move.
Never watched that show as a kid, put off by the protagonist. Anyone who has and can attempt to give an objective answer. Do you think it would have been more successful if the protagonist wasn't as ugly?
Possibly but it wouldn't have been the same. Coop wouldn't have had the same energy if he was fit.
Never watched that show as a kid, put off by the protagonist. Anyone who has and can attempt to give an objective answer. Do you think it would have been more successful if the protagonist wasn't as ugly?
Kiva wouldn't reproduce with a 21st century primitive monkey boy and Koop wouldn't make it with a girl that couldn't burp the inputs for at least 3 cheat codes
Koop being the way he is was what made the series so great. Nothing about him needs to or should change.
Coop was some weird super genius but nobody ever addresses how he takes a futuristic mech and manages to make it even more dangerous. The guy weaponized his bad singing.
>nobody ever addresses how he takes a futuristic mech and manages to make it even more dangerous.
Yes they do. He took all the safe, advanced future tech out, and replaced it with 21st century hot rod components.
On the show? Not really, though he did say some woman was hot in one episode (I think it was Universal Remote). As I said in a previous thread, I see him as the guy who is ok where he is and if it happens it happens.
This is a rare show where it’s downright impossible to ship the characters. Coop is occasionally shown to look at girls but ultimately loves games, food and cars more.
Jamie wants to hook up with girls there aren’t Kiva. He perceives Kiva as an annoyance that interferes with hanging with Coop and always puts them in danger
Kiva doesn’t care about anything but returning to the future. That said, as the series goes on, her motivation to do so does seem to decrease as it becomes increasingly obvious it isn’t possible
Anything Coop did to anyone was because they kept fricking with him. If the Glorft left him alone he never would have had an issue with them, regardless of what Kiva had to say about them
Which, like, weird... Because with real life physics, if going to the past is impossible (near impossible with quantum indeterminacy), traveling to the future is trivial, you just have to go to a speed close to that of light. Yes, that is almost impossible to us, but come on, if she went to the past, it is more easy to go to the future.
Going back and forth was easy, IF you had the technology from the future that allowed you to do it. Coop broke that part and it was 1000 years to go before that technology would be invented again.
The Glorft were in the same situation, they weren’t concerned with time travel until they got to the past and their ship was broken
Coop doesn't seem to be interested in anything that isn't food, video games, fighting aliens, or working on Megas. The show kind of confirmed that Kiva and Jamie are endgame, even if that was just in a doomed future.
Maybe it’s cause it ended so quickly, but this series completely avoided shipper shit because the 3 main cast are just so incompatible with each other above a “bros” level. Kiva tries hard to resist it but occasionally lured into bro activities
>her main goal is to steal my badass robot
Put that b***h out on the street. She will either die or get a job to survive, and the job should keep her busy enough to not bother me too much
Would have been kinda funny if Kiva had to work at Mcshit to survive in the past and couldn’t grasp why Coop and Jamie never have to work because both are neetGODs
Didn’t she live at Coop’s house during the thanksgiving episode
Ithink is this we always see her in the garage or megas, so asumed Kiva just crashed the couch, but also didn't coop was like 20's year old living with his mom? I wonder how did he explain Kiva
Here’s all of them separate. They both look early 20s by the third to last
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Once Jamie shows up for the first time they are already highschool age and transition through like 3 more time skips. He is in his 30s no doubt
That Jamie and Coop look more middle school
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The first Jamie looks like middle school. Coop has his goatee in the third to last, so at the absolute youngest he is late high school there
2 years ago
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Coop is an absolute giant lad, did this series ever have a stats bible?
2 years ago
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No but the creators did answer stuff in interviews over the years. Coop is 6’6 and 300 pounds. Which doesn’t quite add up, because 300 pounds at that height is only marginally overweight, and Coop is implied to be much fatter
2 years ago
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No but he’s always a head or so taller
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Honestly looks like 2 year increments to me >8 and 10 >12 and 14 >16 and 18 >20 and 22
Maybe you could separate a few of them by an extra year or two, but it would still be in the 23-27 range
I’m kinda glad Megas was written off so Toonami can’t revive it as an adult show like they did to Jack. You just know they would have shoehorned some romance in there for the “adult” angle
Thats why I’m glad it’s impossible. When Toonami was riding its initial hype wave, there was a big push the get the series back. The creators tried really hard but ultimately said it just couldn’t be done in a financially feasible way
I didn't even know that was a thing you can do. That sucks hard. Megas was honestly a show I could see benefitting from a revival.
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It’s an incentive for networks to make risky content. If it bombs, they have an out. Sym Bionic Titan, 2011 Thundercats and beware the Batman are some other shows they wrote off
Even with the freedom to do so, I just can’t see it working with any of the characters >Coop would be too oblivious >Jamie is female repellent >Kiva wouldn’t frick an inferior primitive human
None of these characters work for sex jokes
I always figured if Coop was to have a love interest then it would be a lady version of him with all the same interests. But then the question is would the food loving videogame nerd gearhead be a hot alien, or just a chick that looks just like him, but with pigtails or something?
Where did Kiva sleep? Because if she was staying with Coop, his Mom would have said something. And if Jaime even had his own place, she'd never go there...
And I still think Jaime was like... a pot dealer or something.
Jamie did have his own place, it’s just never shown. But we do have the occasional line where he mentions having to come from his house.
Kiva has to live with Coop. She either sleeps in the garage, or sleeps in the basement and Coop still has a bed upstairs. I think we are supposed to assume Coop’s mom never sets foot downstairs so she never notices
Apparently Coop’s mom and Kiva interacted enough for her to try help with thanksgiving lunch, but it could be that she’s to oblivious to realize that Liva didn’t arrive like Jaime, but was there the whole time
Coop is too immature for romance and Kiva and Coop aren't each other's types. Plus, I wager Kiva wouldn't want to mess with the timeline anymore then they already are.
Furgay rules are based on our reality where there are no human like alien species. I’ll tell you right now if we discovered a race of green fur fox girls I’m gonna be balls deep without a second thought
If that was the case she would have stayed behind when Evil Coop abandoned his version of Megas. This is more likely the situation where after seeing all the atrocities that Coop did, she turned her brain off to cope with it, but eventually became indifferent to others suffering and eventually a willing participant.
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Maybe a better way to put it is loyal to the robot that can save the future. Nu-Megas was superior to the original so there was no harm in leaving it behind
Megas and Coop. Because of the changes he made and how he defeated the Glorft, she stayed by his side and probably wanted to keep him from going full evil but he ended up converting her instead.
I like to think it's because Evil Coop somehow created some cybernetics to modify her behavior enough so that it would happen. Yes, it may be odd he would able to do such a thing, given biomechanical stuff isn't really what he's good in, but this Coop is the serious version and he has shown an exceptional ability in technology, so I don't think it's that improbable.
Yep and Jamie watched! Or maybe he didn't. He musta been watching a sad movie or something cause he was crying a lot.
Doubt it. Aside from Jaime trying to frick anything he could the three of them just struck me as bros.
Kiva's not fast food or a video game so I doubt Coop would have any passionate feelings for her.
So your saying he has to get her fat and geeky?
Hot. I hope they have fat sex in Megas
It would be Duchess if anything. Coop corrupted the S-Force after all
Really, at the point its more admiration than affection
It's really hard to figure a good romantic scenario with coop
Just saying who it would be by actual show stuff. I could see Coop plowing her I guess but not much for dating. Even then he would just get hungry and frick off home
And even then I personally have a really hard time imagining Coop fricking in general. Realistically I feel like he'd just stop midway through and watch some wrestling match on TV
Coop wouldn’t frick her but Duchess was absolutely thirsty for it
Even if Duchess got fat?
Especially if she got fat. Really that might catch Coop’s attention since now they have a mutual hobby to discuss and can compare fat rolls
She would need to at least too fat for her Zorp
>Duchess gets fat for Coop
>Spends the entire episode going on dates in buffets with him and riding around smashing things
>Only finds out in the end he never wanted to date her and just liked having a fat friend meaning she got fat for nothing
>Episode ends with her rampaging around the city in her XXL Voltron as Coop just says “Women go figure” and waits it out in MEGAS with Kiva and Jamie
Would she be skinny next time she showed up
Poor Jamie. She got fat AND cucked him
It’s a lot of work depending if he’s on top or not. If someone is riding him is the only way it works since he can just play on a handheld or eat a cheeseburger or something
At this point the only kind of female I could see being serious about Coop would be
>An alien mech pilot Amazoness in love with his carnage, at that point the dates would be on the scrapyard seeing who could break the most things
>A sentient AI impressed by his mechanical knowledge and quick hand to eye reaction time trained over years of gaming that wants Coop to integrate with her or him to become her pilot, probably jealous of Megas XLR itself
>Some giant space kaiju alien that mistakes megas actions for a mating ritual and a malfunction keeps Megas making vibrations that sound like her species mating call
>A Lord of the large pants groupie that likes him for being the king of eating contests
Coop is so entrenched in comedy that I really can't see him in a relationship without some type of joke in it
>>A Lord of the large pants groupie that likes him for being the king of eating contests
I’m pretty sure at least one episode showed that girls like to watch him jiggle. Mostly to laugh at him but I’m sure one of them might want more
Yep, there's bound to be at least one
Sir you are truly a gentleman and a scholar
Only if it’s preceded by a montage of Jamie remembering Coop’s past forays in romance that all end with him ignoring the girls for things like a bucket of fried chicken
I remember in the pilot when Coop and Jamie fantasize about what they would do with Megas, Jamie uses it to grab a girl out of an apartment building off her bed. But when Coop reach in there’s a hot rod on the bed instead
Best case scenario is basically a BBW version of him bonding over the same shit like food, video games, wrestling etc. Also would help if said version resembled pic rel.
I don’t know I see them being a cute fat couple
Nah, their relationship never seemed anything other than platonic.
Though in Rearview Mirror, Mirror, the alternate universe Jamie and Kiva were exes.
And there was the time Jamie actually managed to get a date with a girl that looked suspiciously similar to Kiva.
>And there was the time Jamie actually managed to get a date with a girl that looked suspiciously similar to Kiva.
Wasn't that Kiva's ancestor?
Coop would prefer a woman with more meat on her bones.
>inb4 why low res though?
Coop would be an architect
It's honestly hard seeing Coop into anything but his own interests. He's happy to share the fun but isn't going out of his way to pursue a person.
The only way I see him dating is inadvertently inviting/being invited on a bunch of outings until they realize they're in the friendzone or get tired and make the first move.
Possibly but it wouldn't have been the same. Coop wouldn't have had the same energy if he was fit.
Fat Clover?
She does kind of look like Coop i guess
Never watched that show as a kid, put off by the protagonist. Anyone who has and can attempt to give an objective answer. Do you think it would have been more successful if the protagonist wasn't as ugly?
Coop isn’t ugly though. He is grossly overweight but doesn’t come off as bad looking
He's overweight but he also just seems to be a huge fricking dude in general.
Yea he seems like he is also at least 6 feet tall.
same thing
Guy is like Bob from Tekken 6.
More like Rufus from Street Fighter 4
Kiva wouldn't reproduce with a 21st century primitive monkey boy and Koop wouldn't make it with a girl that couldn't burp the inputs for at least 3 cheat codes
Koop being the way he is was what made the series so great. Nothing about him needs to or should change.
Coop is a fat loveable idiot savant. Guy's practically a Jersey version of Jack Black, he's fine
Coop was some weird super genius but nobody ever addresses how he takes a futuristic mech and manages to make it even more dangerous. The guy weaponized his bad singing.
>nobody ever addresses how he takes a futuristic mech and manages to make it even more dangerous.
Yes they do. He took all the safe, advanced future tech out, and replaced it with 21st century hot rod components.
It was wrecked
Its more dangerous because Coop is piloting it
The aliens did, they were amazed at his destructive power, a villain even praised him as the most evil guy he ever meet
Only because he kept accidentally beating up the Voltron guys cause their robot was so gay and useless it kept getting in his way
Then he inserted them ass first into his limbs and created an universe destroying singularity that ate the badguy, even he was surprised at that
Holy shit this cartoon was funny
Coop isn't ugly, he's just fat. If he lost weight, he'd be a chad like his evil alternate reality self.
But he already is a chad. Evil Coop is more of an incel if anything.
Evil Coop was definitely banging Cyber Kira.
He already is an apex Chad. He WANTS to be fat, so he is.
Did Coop ever express any real attraction to women? All he ever seemed to care about was food.
He made passing expressions of interests in "picking up chicks" but never anything comparable to Jamie's level.
On the show? Not really, though he did say some woman was hot in one episode (I think it was Universal Remote). As I said in a previous thread, I see him as the guy who is ok where he is and if it happens it happens.
Too busy enjoying his robot.
This is a rare show where it’s downright impossible to ship the characters. Coop is occasionally shown to look at girls but ultimately loves games, food and cars more.
Jamie wants to hook up with girls there aren’t Kiva. He perceives Kiva as an annoyance that interferes with hanging with Coop and always puts them in danger
Kiva doesn’t care about anything but returning to the future. That said, as the series goes on, her motivation to do so does seem to decrease as it becomes increasingly obvious it isn’t possible
Coop also destroyed the alien army, until that episode.
Anything Coop did to anyone was because they kept fricking with him. If the Glorft left him alone he never would have had an issue with them, regardless of what Kiva had to say about them
Which, like, weird... Because with real life physics, if going to the past is impossible (near impossible with quantum indeterminacy), traveling to the future is trivial, you just have to go to a speed close to that of light. Yes, that is almost impossible to us, but come on, if she went to the past, it is more easy to go to the future.
Going back and forth was easy, IF you had the technology from the future that allowed you to do it. Coop broke that part and it was 1000 years to go before that technology would be invented again.
The Glorft were in the same situation, they weren’t concerned with time travel until they got to the past and their ship was broken
Coop doesn't seem to be interested in anything that isn't food, video games, fighting aliens, or working on Megas. The show kind of confirmed that Kiva and Jamie are endgame, even if that was just in a doomed future.
Nah that was just an alternate reality where Coop is fit
Maybe it’s cause it ended so quickly, but this series completely avoided shipper shit because the 3 main cast are just so incompatible with each other above a “bros” level. Kiva tries hard to resist it but occasionally lured into bro activities
most likely, double most likely evil coop probably fricked the shit out of cyborg kiva
Nope, in an alternate future it is implied Kiva and Jamie had something
Part of why I love megas is the lack of shipping, just mechas and bros being bros with new Jersey being mostly destroyed
Ok but where did Kiva live?
Never clearly stated but I always assumed she would just sleep in Megas since she was so autistic about never being too far from it
Didn’t she live at Coop’s house during the thanksgiving episode
I don’t think it’s ever explicitly stated where she lives, but it’s heavily implied to be at Coop’s house.
I remember there being a joke where someone asks Jamie if he has his own house since he is always just there
What would you do if you suddenly became responsible for a red haired space hotty?
>her main goal is to steal my badass robot
Put that b***h out on the street. She will either die or get a job to survive, and the job should keep her busy enough to not bother me too much
Mah homie
Would have been kinda funny if Kiva had to work at Mcshit to survive in the past and couldn’t grasp why Coop and Jamie never have to work because both are neetGODs
Didn’t Coop work as a mechanic?
It would make sense if he did, but no, I don't recall there ever being any implication of an actual day job among the three of them.
Coop had mechanic skills but I don’t believe he did it for anyone but himself. Plus there’s a couple times where Coop and Jamie mention his allowance
Didn't Coop frequently compete in and win gaming competitions? I could see him getting lots of his on-hand cash from the prizes
Yea that’s probably where some of his money comes from. I really doubt he could restore cars purely on an allowance
Ithink is this we always see her in the garage or megas, so asumed Kiva just crashed the couch, but also didn't coop was like 20's year old living with his mom? I wonder how did he explain Kiva
Coop is mid 30s iirc
Really with the whole allowence and flashback showing them as teens before the final shot, i thought Coop was just a mid 20's guy at best
I think Coop is pretty young
Once Jamie shows up for the first time they are already highschool age and transition through like 3 more time skips. He is in his 30s no doubt
Here’s all of them separate. They both look early 20s by the third to last
That Jamie and Coop look more middle school
The first Jamie looks like middle school. Coop has his goatee in the third to last, so at the absolute youngest he is late high school there
Coop is an absolute giant lad, did this series ever have a stats bible?
No but the creators did answer stuff in interviews over the years. Coop is 6’6 and 300 pounds. Which doesn’t quite add up, because 300 pounds at that height is only marginally overweight, and Coop is implied to be much fatter
No but he’s always a head or so taller
Honestly looks like 2 year increments to me
>8 and 10
>12 and 14
>16 and 18
>20 and 22
Maybe you could separate a few of them by an extra year or two, but it would still be in the 23-27 range
Considering he was still growing until the last panel, Coop must be in his early 20s.
Are you implying Coop will stop growing?
Probably just said she was a friend of his. I remember Kiva wanting to help his mom during thanksgiving so they probably talk sometimes
Probably in coop house, she was there during thanksgiving episode. Coop family probably thought she was Coop girlfriend or something
I’m kinda glad Megas was written off so Toonami can’t revive it as an adult show like they did to Jack. You just know they would have shoehorned some romance in there for the “adult” angle
>Megas being revived as an adult show
>it's a generic adult show with tons of shitty grossout and sex jokes
Thats why I’m glad it’s impossible. When Toonami was riding its initial hype wave, there was a big push the get the series back. The creators tried really hard but ultimately said it just couldn’t be done in a financially feasible way
I'm missing something. Why is it impossible?
CN wrote the show off in the 00s for a tax cut. There no realistic way to get the rights back from the government
I didn't even know that was a thing you can do. That sucks hard. Megas was honestly a show I could see benefitting from a revival.
It’s an incentive for networks to make risky content. If it bombs, they have an out. Sym Bionic Titan, 2011 Thundercats and beware the Batman are some other shows they wrote off
Even with the freedom to do so, I just can’t see it working with any of the characters
>Coop would be too oblivious
>Jamie is female repellent
>Kiva wouldn’t frick an inferior primitive human
None of these characters work for sex jokes
I’m pretty sure Jamie was really close to fricking green skin girls
One of my favorite things from the series.
I always figured if Coop was to have a love interest then it would be a lady version of him with all the same interests. But then the question is would the food loving videogame nerd gearhead be a hot alien, or just a chick that looks just like him, but with pigtails or something?
I think he would end up with a fat chick either way
They never really shared any romatic attraction, i actually wonder if Coop even care about having sex or a partner
no
Where did Kiva sleep? Because if she was staying with Coop, his Mom would have said something. And if Jaime even had his own place, she'd never go there...
And I still think Jaime was like... a pot dealer or something.
Jamie did have his own place, it’s just never shown. But we do have the occasional line where he mentions having to come from his house.
Kiva has to live with Coop. She either sleeps in the garage, or sleeps in the basement and Coop still has a bed upstairs. I think we are supposed to assume Coop’s mom never sets foot downstairs so she never notices
Apparently Coop’s mom and Kiva interacted enough for her to try help with thanksgiving lunch, but it could be that she’s to oblivious to realize that Liva didn’t arrive like Jaime, but was there the whole time
>that episode where Coop goes MIA and Jamie and Kiva have to try to figure out how to drive Megas
This series had a lot of kino
Coop is too immature for romance and Kiva and Coop aren't each other's types. Plus, I wager Kiva wouldn't want to mess with the timeline anymore then they already are.
Wasn’t there this one theory that the Glorft that come back end up leading to the Glorft taking over in the future because of a time loop
Jamie was so close to a green girl threeway. But would that have made him a furgay? That wolf girl has a snout
I guarantee you he has some porn of it
Furgay rules are based on our reality where there are no human like alien species. I’ll tell you right now if we discovered a race of green fur fox girls I’m gonna be balls deep without a second thought
I think they implied her hooking up with Jamie but i don't remember much from ths show
only in the bad future
Too bad this variation became an uncaring cyborg.
Why did she anyway
Moral decay I suppose.
I thought it was explained she was only loyal to Megas
If that was the case she would have stayed behind when Evil Coop abandoned his version of Megas. This is more likely the situation where after seeing all the atrocities that Coop did, she turned her brain off to cope with it, but eventually became indifferent to others suffering and eventually a willing participant.
Maybe a better way to put it is loyal to the robot that can save the future. Nu-Megas was superior to the original so there was no harm in leaving it behind
Megas and Coop. Because of the changes he made and how he defeated the Glorft, she stayed by his side and probably wanted to keep him from going full evil but he ended up converting her instead.
I like to think it's because Evil Coop somehow created some cybernetics to modify her behavior enough so that it would happen. Yes, it may be odd he would able to do such a thing, given biomechanical stuff isn't really what he's good in, but this Coop is the serious version and he has shown an exceptional ability in technology, so I don't think it's that improbable.
>Jamie learns how to use photoshop
Kiva is giving me Winx Club Reboot where Bloom is now a BOIPOC