Sissy Spacek should have won over Halle.
Russel Crowe should have won over Denzel.
Poitier's was warranted but clearly the year he was awarded was selectively chosen.
The film is definitely Oscar bait but he's certainly not average in it. He carries the film.
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so does denzel
he can carry a fricking awful spike lee movie about basketball
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>so does denzel
And his performance is still weaker than Crowe's.
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which movie do people actually still watch
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That's not what the award is for.
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right, its for Hollywood to jerk itself off in a vulgar display of public self important onanism
maybe rusty boy would have won if he didnt get drunk at the baftas and assualt someone for cutting off his acceptance speech
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>maybe rusty boy would have won if he didnt get drunk at the baftas and assualt someone for cutting off his acceptance speech
Regardless he would've got it if it had been released the year after diversity appreciation year.
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>the 2 hour afterschool special movie about schizophrenia would have beat the crime thriller if it werent for affirmative action
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Best actor is awarded to the acting performance, not the movie, Black person.
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oh yes rusell crowes amazing performance thats so forgettable Cinemaphile/ coomers dont even remember its a Jennifer connely movie
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Yes, Cinemaphile coomers are the best way to judge the merits of a performance.
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Denzel's performance holds up better. Crowe just looks like the average Hollywood star putting in his tard role.
If Hollywood still cast women like Halle Berry no one would complain. She's a fricking 11/10 and lighter than like a Puerto Rican or Italian. Instead they cast ugly non talent nogresses that look like they work at McDonald's. We need to see more nude Halle Berry to cure racisms in the country.
Because americans are fricking moronic and a. defined black people badly by immeasurable qualities and b. don't recognise the ridiculous amount of diversity across the massive continent of africa - all of which are defined as black except when /misc/ has a pedantic hissy fit
2002 best actress nominees:
Halle Berry , Monster's Ball
Sissy Spacek, In The Bedroom
Judi Dench, Iris
Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jones Diary
Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge
Never saw Iris, but of the others, none stand out to me as better the Halle Berry, except maybe Sissy Spacek
I missed out on one in college who was interested in me. She was tall and somewhat autistic. She used to come over to me in labs and show me how good at whistling she was. I did a Biology degree so was surrounded by women but she in particular was one of the nerdy ones not the normie ones like most of my class.
The problem is that the movie and tv industries nowadays prefer casting blacks that look like gorillas (and would literally get confused for them by AI) instead of beauties like Halle, Nathalie, etc.
She is attractive. They don’t hire attractive black women, not anymore. The move is to hire literally any woman that is black, regardless of looks, then get mad when people don’t think the starlet is attractive. Nobody cares that there was a black stormtrooper, or inquisitor. People didn’t want to look at she-boon and he-boons for hours on end. Of course there are ugly white people as well, but they don’t seem to get cast in the major parts. It is only the ugly black people they do this with.
I like dark skinned girls, but my ex-gf is brown with dark skin and I remember how she was jealous of white and blonde women in general. I think she secretly hates being brown, and dated me only because I'm white with light brown hair, because she's definitely out of my league.
What I REAAALY wish I had now was a cute white gf, because I know my ex-gf would be absolutely FUMING over it kek. Sometimes we see each other in the street since we live in the same condo building.
shes half white, raised by her white mother's family, in white ass ohio where she was raised to be white in a very white family once her mother realized Black folk are shit.
she deserves my BWC
>B
Cope.
I'd gladly give her my oscar while grabbing her monster balls.
Probably not but she was good in the movie, the nudity/explicit sex scenes probably helped.
Yes
More like Munch These Balls, amirite?
She deserved two for those monster breasts
look at how big and round those earrings are
I'm looking right now and you're right bro hahah
She deserves it for going the extra mile with Billy Bob
So funny to me when Billy
Bob looks at his dad like “you fricked up” and sends him to a nursing home
She deserves an Oscar for them breasts!
Am I right boys?
oh my God anon, you can't say that here...
No, Oscars are for acting. She fricked Billy Bob for real.
I don’t think they fricked on camera but I can almost guarantee they fricked in real life. Actors probably do that shit often to “break the ice”
Make me feel GYUD
t. gay
Well, she have big jugs
I mean, her boobs are huge
I mean, I wanna squeeze them
Aaaaahh... mommy!
That swordfish movie was alright
U U
Misdirection Stan
No. Her acting in the flintstones movie was far superior
>Monsters Ball
More like monster balls amirite because she definitely felt Billy Bob's balls slap against her pusy lips
>wins an Oscar for her film about fricking the white boy who killed her husband which she did for real
kangbros we got too wienery
she def deserves MY monster balls iykwimbt
Chocolate milk
mommy milkers
She didn't deserve an Oscar but she certainly deserved a Golden Globes award
moron
>with Berry winning for her performance, becoming the first and, as of 2022, the only African-American woman to win the award
Why doesn't another gorgeous black actress just have unsimulated sex so they can win it too?
It was purely coincidental that Denzel won best actor and Sidney Poiter got the lifetime achievement award in the same year.
All three of those were deserved.
Sissy Spacek should have won over Halle.
Russel Crowe should have won over Denzel.
Poitier's was warranted but clearly the year he was awarded was selectively chosen.
Russel Crowe was average in a clear Oscar bait performance in an Oscar bait film.
The film is definitely Oscar bait but he's certainly not average in it. He carries the film.
so does denzel
he can carry a fricking awful spike lee movie about basketball
>so does denzel
And his performance is still weaker than Crowe's.
which movie do people actually still watch
That's not what the award is for.
right, its for Hollywood to jerk itself off in a vulgar display of public self important onanism
maybe rusty boy would have won if he didnt get drunk at the baftas and assualt someone for cutting off his acceptance speech
>maybe rusty boy would have won if he didnt get drunk at the baftas and assualt someone for cutting off his acceptance speech
Regardless he would've got it if it had been released the year after diversity appreciation year.
>the 2 hour afterschool special movie about schizophrenia would have beat the crime thriller if it werent for affirmative action
Best actor is awarded to the acting performance, not the movie, Black person.
oh yes rusell crowes amazing performance thats so forgettable Cinemaphile/ coomers dont even remember its a Jennifer connely movie
Yes, Cinemaphile coomers are the best way to judge the merits of a performance.
Denzel's performance holds up better. Crowe just looks like the average Hollywood star putting in his tard role.
>Meanwhile, Meryl Streep has 3 oscars and 21 oscar nominations
tbh theres more shitty meryl streep movies shes gotten an oscar for than bad denzel washington performances
Her breasts are big, but unfortunately the nipples are small. I prefer huge nipples on huge breasts, like Thandie Newton has.
big pancake peperoni nipples!
Big areolas are great, but my preference is big door knocker nipples. Halle Berry has man nipples.
homosexual
Small nipples are the best, you can fit the nipple AND areola all in your mouth
From what I remember from it, no.
Nope. Sissy Spacek should have won for In the Bedroom. Her performance is decent though and obviously very fap worthy.
MONSTER TITTY BALLS
If Hollywood still cast women like Halle Berry no one would complain. She's a fricking 11/10 and lighter than like a Puerto Rican or Italian. Instead they cast ugly non talent nogresses that look like they work at McDonald's. We need to see more nude Halle Berry to cure racisms in the country.
Hear hear.
cringe mass replier but quite a based post
based on your image, I'd say yes (haven't seen the film)
Bruh you haven't seen the Monster's Ball Halle Barry sex scene?
Powerful performance.
Billy Balls Thornton
based Billy "shaved Balls" Thornton
His dick really does look erect and inside her.
Halle admitted it was real sex
>Halle admitted it was real sex
Source?
https://web.archive.org/web/20210809160550/https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2002/jun/03/artsfeatures
That does not confirm anything at all about it not being simulated.
It says that they were unhibited when they did the sex scene, but doesnt necessarily mean that Billy actually penetrated her.
Yeah, source?
Name of the movie: "MONSTER'S BALL"
Now I got it.
Long Ball Billy
Got to frick Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie in his lifetime. I'm jelly AF
Is he he ageing backwards? He looked older 30 years ago than he does now.
brb, gonna star in a movie as an autist who murders my neighbors abusive boyfriend with farm equipment
Make sure you also write it like Billy Bob did.
It’s probably the hairline
Billy Bald Balls
How come Halle Berry doesnt look like a black person? She looks like a white person with black skin
Caribbean Irish mutt
>Irish
Me too
Her mother is white
Because americans are fricking moronic and a. defined black people badly by immeasurable qualities and b. don't recognise the ridiculous amount of diversity across the massive continent of africa - all of which are defined as black except when /misc/ has a pedantic hissy fit
ok troony
>across the massive continent of africa
lmao she's white mixed with west african like the rest of em
2002 best actress nominees:
Halle Berry , Monster's Ball
Sissy Spacek, In The Bedroom
Judi Dench, Iris
Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jones Diary
Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge
Never saw Iris, but of the others, none stand out to me as better the Halle Berry, except maybe Sissy Spacek
Sissy Spacek is absolutely superb in In the Bedroom. If the award was based solely on merit, which it is not, then she would've won.
Not sure why Naomi Watts wasn't nominated for Mulholland Drive but whatever, from that list Sissy Spacek is best.
I want to colonise her colon.
Are there any other blacks who look hot like Halle Berry? Almost all of them look ugly.
I'd go balls deep no matter what, she's taking all 13 inches even if it kills her.
She looks best with the big hair
There are plenty of hot black women, you just gotta expand your mind mate and open new doors of enjoyment.,
I missed out on one in college who was interested in me. She was tall and somewhat autistic. She used to come over to me in labs and show me how good at whistling she was. I did a Biology degree so was surrounded by women but she in particular was one of the nerdy ones not the normie ones like most of my class.
tfw no Jessica Lucas waifu 🙁
Top tier.
Does she ever got naked/leaked, bros?
I wish bro 🙁
Isn't she a poo in loo?
The problem is that the movie and tv industries nowadays prefer casting blacks that look like gorillas (and would literally get confused for them by AI) instead of beauties like Halle, Nathalie, etc.
Why do they do it?
Based AI. Makes you feel good when they take over the world Skynet style.
Who is bottom 2nd from the left?
Jessica Parker Kennedy. She gets naked a lot
Thanks fren.
>She gets naked a lot
Good news.
Oh shit, just searched her and realised I can finally put a name to that girl opening up the white blanket to show off her bush. Cool.
Zoe Saldana the queen of kweens
For me it's 1,2,3,7,8,9
>All mixed mutts
I see a trend here
yes, the future of america
Tyra Banks is hot.
embrace the diversity, orcs can be attractive too
Cave Woman Halle Berry ftw
Lupita is a cute
Tristin Mays, although she's more native american than strictly black
*pounces on you*
panam... i miss you
she should be cast in more kinos
Irish here. How difficult would it be for me to get attractive black gf in America?
easier to be a black irish probably
>not offering to hydrate her with his cum
Stupid unnecessary attempt at a spin-off character. She was the low point of JW3 and that's saying something.
this!
so much this!
Why do Americans only cast mixed girls?
its the hair. afros dont sell I guess.
>we're making a live action adaptation of the disney movie Atlantis
I don't know the actresses name but the latest season of twin peaks had a hot naked black girl. Her character was a prostitute
Nafessa Williams is the twin peaks girl
https://videocelebs.net/nafessa-williams-nude-twin-peaks-s03e03-2017.html
DURRRRRRR EVERYONE ON TV IS THE SAME PERSON AND HAS THE SAME OPINOOMS
have a nice day. Or lobotomy now.
Better than their being white, awkward, not having a gf in highschool, having a job related to IT, and having yellow fever.
>white, awkward, not having a gf in highschool, having a job related to IT,
literally me. I don't like Asians though.
She is attractive. They don’t hire attractive black women, not anymore. The move is to hire literally any woman that is black, regardless of looks, then get mad when people don’t think the starlet is attractive. Nobody cares that there was a black stormtrooper, or inquisitor. People didn’t want to look at she-boon and he-boons for hours on end. Of course there are ugly white people as well, but they don’t seem to get cast in the major parts. It is only the ugly black people they do this with.
Joe Biden approved thread
It's not that we like brown girls despite being racist, we like them because we're racist
It's almost like this board isn't the moronic racist boogeyman you've built up in your small little head.
Jannies please leave this thread up for 6 hours so I can coom after work
Its so unfair bros
she light-skin
Cure for racism = attractive black women?
More like treatment because it can only temporarily make one forget about the nature and actions of black men.
White man plus black woman = Based
black man plus white woman = cringe
black man anything cringe.
I like dark skinned girls, but my ex-gf is brown with dark skin and I remember how she was jealous of white and blonde women in general. I think she secretly hates being brown, and dated me only because I'm white with light brown hair, because she's definitely out of my league.
What I REAAALY wish I had now was a cute white gf, because I know my ex-gf would be absolutely FUMING over it kek. Sometimes we see each other in the street since we live in the same condo building.
>
she needs an oscar to go with those golden globes
>watch movie
>no monsters
>no balls
Goddam false advertising.
>no balls
There's balls alright.
>she's almost 60 years old
more like halle booby
looks fake
It'll be a terrible loss when she finally hits the wall.
Those breasts deserve an award for best performers
Somehow i recognize asia boo ba
shes half white, raised by her white mother's family, in white ass ohio where she was raised to be white in a very white family once her mother realized Black folk are shit.
no, theres some hot mixed ones, very very few hot black ones, and most are horrible subhuman troglodytes and orcs.
he is so goddamn smug. I wish I could feel such goddamn smugness. you are an inspiration to us all Billy Bob you goddamn smug man.
GET THEM FRICKING breasts OUT YOU HALFBREED MUTTMERICAN c**t
For me its Beyoncé in Austin Powers
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