How come mustaches are dying? I think beards are atrocious. But mustaches look really good on almost anyone as long as they shave or trim the beard short. I rarely see anyone else out with a mustache anymore. It’s sad there’s not a lot of people with stashes. What killed the mustache community of men? I think Hollywood made it go out of style but not casting any mustached men
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As a youth my father started at a truck driving community in his early 20s. He was a homeowner, married, had two kids.
He came into work with only a mustache one day. All the drivers, office workers, dock loaders, bullied him relentlessly for the entire shift and explained to him only baseball players and firemen can pull off a solo mustache. Anything else makes you look like a homosexual.
He has never tried it since.
>explained to him only baseball players and firemen
how you know a firemen is a firemen when he is out of his uniform?
Hitler poisoned mustaches and they’ve slowly been dying ever since
mustaches are repulsive to women
Robert Pattinson had a really hot solo stache tho. Women couldn’t stop staring at it
Who cares what women think
They are children to be used and told.
even more reason to sport one
the worst thing about propaganda was making people think women are to be chased and
for what? casual sex
they should be chasing men to have someone to put up with their bullshit once their looks fade but low IQ types cant handle future planning
This is false dude. Every other girl on tinder talks about wanting a guy with a “porn-stache”. Also I know a shitload of dudes with mustaches so idk what the frick op is talking about. Personally I think they’re absurd so I stay clean shaven.
Even if this were true, who the frick would care about what women think
Had one for a bit and White-American women mostly weren’t big on it but white girls from Canada weirdly liked it, latinas LOVED it. I already do really well with asian/indian/arab/mulatto girls and they were fine with it. Really only hurt me with White-American girls which honestly not a big deal at this point, they’ve followed their boring corporate morals off a cliff.
interesting. now that I think about it, I have def seen many Canadian men with mustaches.
I'm Canadian and I've had a stache since I was a kid.
Only because of Hollywood, though. Which is the entire purpose of OPs post.
They started being associated with sleazy chuds
Based, this is what I want to look like
>A half dressed girl on his arm, a beer in his hand, his buddy with him.
Is this supposed to make him look bad?
right? I thank god every day for my moustache only chinlets fear a solo stache
Girl on the right has a rocking body
>They started being associated with sleazy chads
Yeah, they're based. Unlike your homosexual ass.
Damn they look awesome
>these c**ts threw our futures away for a quick buck
Frick boomers
Mustaches are for cops and homosexuals.
Frick mustaches.
This.
moron whats the point of even posting you add NOTHING god damn it I hate you fricking low brain phoneposters
go away
Would you rather I post the same exact thoughts in a separate reply then, mustache homosexual?
Frick off.
no, id rather you NOT POST AT ALL
moron
Stay upset 🙂
Unfortunately gay men began using mustaches as a signal to each other around the Freddy Mercury era and it's really damaged moustache positivity for the general population
>Did Hollywood kill the mustache community?
for me it was "movember" and redditor hipster types but shouldn't let anyone influence what you want to do in life
Any man sporting a mustache is basically telling everyone they're a pedophile and will sexually attack your children the first moment they get.
You’re confusing pencil staches with bushy manly stached men. If I see someone with a pencil mustache I think they’re a creep, but someone with a full mustache I’d probably leave my children alone in his hands without thinking twice about it, and assume they couldn’t be protected by anyone better
t. shaved face pedophile
A mustache is blatant code for 'I am a flaming queer'
>masculine features bad
Shut up, homosexual.
A shaved male face is the sign of a slave.
some men just can't grow them and so paint them in a bad light, for example all of the insecure homosexuals itt
Check this
Now that’s what I call a fricking mustache
kinda half bald near the middle of the stache
Bald and glasses beardsois absolutely FUMING itt
Stachechads own the facial hair world
yeah, the redditors in this thread have convinced me to grow one out, if all these soi women and morons have problems with them, they are confirmed cool
Most guys who try to grow a mustache can't make it past the awkward phase cause it looks creepy, so they shave it. Staches only look good after 6+ months of growth
How does he eat?
>David Crosby
This piece of shit ruined his liver smoking crack and binge drinking, got a transplant, then started drinking again. Frick him
I'm sorry that an adults decisions hurt your feelers little fella, you'll understand how to not be a homosexual after you grow up a little
The big thing is to not trim it even though it gets caught in spoons and cups eventually itll be long enough you can just brush it out of the way
lmao i can grow a moustache in a few weeks.
>grow a beard for a few weeks
>shave it off and leave the mustache
Simple as.
He also donated his sperm to some lesbians just so they could birth a son who also became a drug addict and died.
A mustache is a huge indicator of a flaming homosexual.
meanwhile the fact that you cant fart without shitting your pants is a huge indicator that you are a flaming homosexual
t. low-t beta male that can't grow facial hair
And pedophile.
Same thing really.
>t. clean shaven pedophile
Sorry sweaty but I keep the beard and shave the mustache.
Im the opposite of a pedophile.
Un Prosecutable facial hair
>uses "sweaty" in a post
>not a homosexual pedophile
Choose one.
That just looks gross. Literal neckbeard.
>itt: Low T beta pussies trying to demonize real men that can actually grow masculine facial hair
I have a waxed stance, I don’t know how this guy keeps, anything foomy like beer or with weird sports sticking out, like a saled will 100% get stuck in it
its a flavor savor
gotta embrace the slurp
Based Frye appreciator
I had a moustache for a week or two. I could tell people thought I was trying to be le epically ironic and I hate those types. It actually looked ok but the style is poisoned
Sounds like you’re too insecure to handle a mustache, which is what filtered you out. Who cares if someone thinks you’re “doing it ironically”. If it looks good, and you want a mustache, you should have a mustache, but of course it takes a real man to have a mustache, so it’s no surprise you shaved it shaking my head
a real man doesnt give a flying frick what other people think of him
Which is why he doesn't shave his face like a slave eunuch...
Jon Hamm looks good with a mustache.
pretty much everyone does, its some kind of psyOP to paint them as "gay" or "hipster" to deprive us of our birthright
>pretty much everyone does
no way. it's like
anon said, they are not for everyone.
Ed Kemper vibes
Kemper was not a bad looking guy. I'm honestly a fan of the big Jeff Dahmer glasses too. I feel like they are due for a comeback soon. I don't wear glasses but the small, thick rimmed ones you see every soiboi wearing nowadays look bad to me. The ones in pic related are much nicer.
It wouldn't surprise me if big glasses come back, I've seen girls experimenting with the look. And it's clear everyone has come to hate the small rectangular ones.
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Last year I got two new frames, one of them being the rectangular incel wireframes except they have the 80s double bridge like Dahmer's glasses
My prescription is too large for big glasses unfortunately, they distort the shit out of my eyes.
My other set are brown half-rims which are more fashionable right now
dahmer glasses are comfy
Yep, he looks amazing. Rocking that hairstyle along with his glasses game as well. Anon take note and emulate.
Mustaches are just not for everyone. The average guy is most likely to end up looking like a homosexual or a pedo.
Sam Elliott is an example of the few men that can rock a cool mustache
video killed the radio star
Every single ironic le edgy millennial comedian and influencer is rocking a mustache nowadays. It looks like shit
this
homosexual looking hipsters made them look dumb
This, tons of people have mustaches just not cool people
beards took over completely since they are basically chin transplants
Has anyone here used minoxidil/rogaine to develop their facial hair? Or specifically mustache hair?
I didn’t do that, but I started changing my diet because I look up youtube body builders, who are also physical therapists, and changed my diet to something that helps increase testosterone and now I grow a more full beard. I used to grow a really scroungy beard with missing parts on my face, and now it grows everywhere. Saturated fats are good, like salmon, or a table spoon of olive oil. It really boosts your testosterone after awhile
yes, I have.
AMA.
Did it work? Did you lose any scalp hair in the process?
>Did it work?
Yea, it worked like a charm. I applied it once in the morning and once in the night (left both for 4 hours, then I washed my face).
> Did you lose any scalp hair in the process?
Not at all.
Your skin gets REALLY dry (nothing that sone moisturizing cream can't solve). Apparently if you have heart problems you should use minox (not my case but be aware). But yea, it really does work.
What are the side effects?
I have a mustache and it’s sometimes annoying to eat certain foods because my mustache needs to be cleaned not to mention sometimes it gets shoved in my mouth when taking bites. Blessing and a curse tbhwyf
I went for the Charlie Bronson look and I think I'm gonna keep it for a bit, but you gotta have some muscles or you'll look silly
Redditors and hipsters ruined it like they did with beards.
Mustaches are fricking based
OP here, I can only grow a mustache and not the whole beard, but don’t think that is why I don’t like beards. It is completely unrelated.......
I went from moustache to beatnik to goatee to a beard. I would have had a beard earlier if I knew I could grow one out. Beards are supposed to be the traditional choice anyway. Not to say moustaches can't look good, I think it depends on your culture and the current fashion sense.
anybody past the gaulic line should be able grow a Vercingétorix
I grew a mustache but it just accentuated the fact that I'm a chinlet. It only works if you have a sizable chin.
In this thread: American nuChads try and defend their 'culture'.
Mustaches on young men are a guaranteed way to get virginity quickly, if that's what you're looking for.
>t. another low-t beta homosexual
young men can pull off anything if they aren't short and autistic
Nobody should take girl advice from a guy that says "nuChads"
>Nobody should take girl advice
ftfy
Females have the reasoning ability of children and flounder in life without the direction and guidance of a strong man.
mustaches look really gross to me. only certain men can pull one off.
I'm 30 and don't grow any notable facial hair =(
i can actually grow a decent mustache but it 100% makes me look like a pedophile/pervert because i am ugly.
blondegays should never grow a mustache
>have brown hair
>facial hair is blonde
reeeeeeeeeeee
Try having red facial hair. Even worse.
going full dwarf could work, though it'd take time
>Hollywood
no the queers did
I'll probably have a moustache when I'm an old man but I had it for a few months when I was 18 and don't want to go back as long as I'm young probably.
>gays and pedos ruined the mustache
>soys and betas are currently ruining beards
it's quit the dilemma
I have a 2000s-style goatee and all it does is attract asian women, just like every other thing about my appearance and behaviour
Oh well I don't mind asian women I just wish I wasn't pidgeonholed into the cuck boomer aesthetic
You have to be naturally good looking to pull of a mustache, so most people don't want them to be fashionable. It accentuates a masculine face. Beards are the opposite. It can make up or cover a weak face.
That's why there is so much 'crabs in bucket' bullshit around mustaches while beards are everywhere.
Caring that much about your facial hair is gay. Grow a full beard or shave it
I grew one last year and kept it for 7 months, looks cool but everything else is horrible.
>constantly have to smear disgusting waxy and oily stuff into it or it feels like thousands of needles
>hair going in your mouth
>all the fricking woman shit like combing and brushing all the time so it stays in form
>have to wash it after every meal or drink that isn't water
I couldn't stand it and went back to buzzcut all over. Quick, simple, clean, ready for war.