Did I get "Mandeladed"?
In the end of JP (pic related) they have sea birds instead of of dino raptors flying. Is that the real version?
I waz watching a yifi-rip of the first dino movie and I was flambasted when this scene cum up because I was most def sure the movie ended with (pic related) but to my biggest surprisement I saw Sam Nelson smile at sum homosexual sea birds and my hard dick got limp cuz that ending felt like a shitty statement and said to me the movie was all a dream or not. is this a mandela effeect conspiracy or wuz the first jp reilly apeshitcrazy?
mom /x/ is breaking containment again
raptor's cant fly dunkass
I ain't a paleontologiest so don't fuzz on me bro,
you know damn well what I mean with dino raptors flyin, those are the flyin dinos Im talkin bout, them that picked up that lady in the 3rd flick
Dunk ass? Whats a dunk ass
He can’t spell pterodactyl pretty sure he forgot there was a P at the beginning.
Also sure he is getting JP and TLW mixed up.
Was always Pelicans.
Because Dinosaurs into birds not lizards.
so the whole point was that dinos are still alive and the park was useless cuz if people wanted to watch dinos they could just becum ornitologistiest?
The point is that life found a way
that is retarrded
you got mindflayed by the new cashin movies where dinos just run around in the world stupidly. Jurassic park was a real movie, where instead of course you would see birds and reflect on how they are kind of the modern ancestor of dinos
this is the stupiest scene in the movie.
>Grunt is a digger
wtf does that even mean?
it means he enjoys dead animals, not alive ones
so he was necrobeastieophilic?
so they do exist?
it's called taxidermia you blackfaced tanlinesfrickker!
speaking on the subject, what dino race is the cutest and most penetrable?
I vote for Pachycephalosaurus. It seems to be made for some doggy stiel action
grant doesn't want to leave his dig site to go look at a shitty park
If it makes you feel better the ending of JP3 is of pterodactyls flying and the ending of JP2 is also of a pterodactyl, so maybe that influenced your memory of the first film.
are you saying I am stupid?
are you stupefying me, bro?
you better not be stupidfyin me, cuz if u are, then I'm gonna blow you're ass off, to da space and all ova da place!
memory is a flaky thing, and most likely you've watched Jurasic Park as a kid on a analog CRT TV, and being under impression of WOW DINOSAURS, thought that the birds are pterodactyls
as a child I thought so too[spoiler]
I understand where you are coming from but the kriginal jurassoc park has no flying dinos, the sequel lost world has.
In the book they do appear, maybe thats thr confusion.
You are probably mixing the ending of jp2 and jp3 with the original.
With that said, the girl from moonraker definetely had braces, fruit of the loom had a cornucopia and our kidneys werent that high up.
it's called the mengele effect
You're just mixing up JP's ending with JP III's ending.
I still dont understand how dinos changed their sex in a single generation
frog dna
It's science fiction. They claim that it's because of frog DNA but frogs can't change sex IRL (naturally) so just accept that a lot of the genetic science in the movie is made up for the plot and enjoy it for what it is.
Atrazine, the chemical that turns frogs gay, was invented in 1958 and has been the most common contaminator of water for decades. It makes sense that it would change the sex of the dinosaurs with frog DNA.
Was there Atrazine in the water supply of Isla Nublar? It's a chemical pesticide for industrial farming.
Gay frogs.
Consider suicide by nail clipper
It makes sense since having flying dinosaurs would end up with them flying away to other places
you're confusing it with the ending of Jurassic Park 3
You misremember. Jp3 were flying dinos in the end. First Jp was always birds.
I always thought they were flying dinosaurs at the end of JP 1. I literally just watched it again a month ago and thought that.
>be named Dr. Grant
>receive research grants
wtf who is writing this shit?
>First name is Alan
>The same name the raptor on the plane in JP III just happens to yell
Awfully contrived if you ask me.
>misremember something
>DID I FALL INTO AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY WHERE ONLY THIS INSIGNIFICANT DETAIL CHANGED?!
Yes