I'm really not very easily offended generally, but it really just took me out of the whole thing with how much they were swearing unnecessarily. I have no real problems with swearing, but it was just hitting Kevin Smith movie levels to the point where it honestly just started getting obnoxious
It allows the degenerate furgays that indulge in this pretend to retain a scrap more of their dignity than when they were jerking it to literal children’s shows like mlp
its just rick and morty for the degenerate furgays
>rick and morty fans
I find this funny, look at how smart i am!
>hazbin/helluva boss fans
I find this funny, look at how modern i am!
frick you motherfricker. getting offended by "frick" and "shit"? well frick off wienersucker, go frick youself and leave the rest of us to enjoy our fricking show. how about that shit for brains?
Shut up George Carlin
Overuse of vulgarity is really just a marker of poor writing and lack of powerful dialogue. is case and point.
If you watch this garbage I can’t respect you.
Inorganic shill thread, die
LMAO SWEARING AND PORN ARE FOR GROWNUPS! SPAM IT EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME!
Just ask the glorious mods. They dictate everything.
You've got to realize that this shit is made by millennial troons and gays that can only write "jokes" where the character is constantly swearing or making sexual innuendos.
>This show is le degenerate and bad even though Cinemaphile has just as much swearing!
It was just SO constant and in places where it didn't even make sense. They were swearing so much that at times it actually made it legitimately difficult to follow the thread of what the topic they were trying to talk about was because it got lost and bogged down underneath so many superfluous unnecessary curse words
They are just speaking Australian.
No one's complaining about it being degenerate, it's supposed to be a comedy but it doesn't have any funny jokes. Spamming frick and shit over and over is just obnoxious.
No we don't you moronic fricking Black person.
You are proving my point
Frick off
Black person isn't a swear
The show is based in hell and demons, right? I'd assume vulgarity would be pretty much expected.
https://twitter.com/gumtism/status/1731843193874866353
Yes. This exactly. It was like the writers lost a bet or something or were trying to see just how much they could get away with without anybody noticing.
You're a fricking moron. The swearing is the same in the pilot and Helluva boss. Brandon Rogers is one of the main voice actors of helluva boss, if you want to piss and moan about your hurt feefee's go watch some of his skits, you'll shit bricks
Brandon Rogers being a voice actor doesn't make the writing bearable. If you find these cartoons funny, you are either a child or an actual manchild.
>reading comprehension
I didn't say shit about his writing quality or if he made the writing bearable. I pointed out that he swears a whole fricking lot in all of his skits, which also occurs in this series. That seems to be the issue you are most butthurt about Afterall.
nta but you seem like the butthurt one here
What point are you trying to make?
At least take a screenshot for those of us who don't use twitter.
It's a thread of like maybe 20 or so tweets rewriting an episode of Adventure Time as if it were written by the people that made Hazbin Hotel
ok thats pretty spot-on.
The family guy one is pretty much a youtube poop
>turns into a dildo for no reason
lol
I only saw the pilot for hazbin but I watched like 6 episodes of heluvaboss and I don't think it was as bad there as this thread is implying hazbin is, wonder why the discrepancy it's all the same writers right?
'CAUSE HELL IS FOREVER
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER
NOW THEY BOIL IN A POT
Have to admit, this was an absolute banger
GUITAR SOLO FRICK YEAH
real cringe
>Frogposters get the rope
newbie, frogs were posted here before your homosexual ass arrived.
>Cinemaphile recommends a cartoon with a troony catperson
Never change, you morons.
I only come to these threads hoping for cute Charlies but there's nutting out there too new I'm guessing
go to /aco/
This all I found and it sucks
That profile, yuck
no go to exhentai, /aco/ really isn't worth waiting for the scraps that get dropped there
I don't even notice the swearing as especially gratuitous outside of scenes with characters like Adam(who's so based I don't care) or the V's. The meme is funny and all but it's a little bit exaggerated.
I've liked the show so far overall. Theres some flaws, pacing issues in particular, but I've had a lot of fun watching. That's more than I can say than pretty much anything new I've watched in the last year or so.
What exactly is Charlie supposed to be anyways? Like some kind of a dalmatian?
It's really unclear. I don't think she is meant to be a dog in anyways, she just looks like she has a button nose.
Her mother Lilith is a human woman
Her Father Lucifer is a fallen Seraphim angel
neither of which have been shown to have any dog or animal like characteristics, (beyond wings and horns) she doesn't even have a tail it seems, though she does have black horns when she gets mad.
say no more, clearly it's millennials
it should illegal for millennials to be near any media
unrelated but I do think you should either need to be 25 or have a college degree to legally access the internet
the internet should be completely inaccessible to normgroids except for if they are autistic and tech savvy enough to hack their way into it
Gh
Fg
>Ass car
Kinky
Fy
Somewhere along the lines angel went from "street hooker turning tricks" to "enslaved gay porn star"
he's my least favorite regular character in the show atm
The more I watch this thing the more it seems like half the damn cast is enslaved to somebody else who in turn is also enslaved to somebody else themselves
Well the only ones who aren't enslaved to someone else are Charlie and vaggie.
Angel is enslaved to the porn demon
Husk and the little hot maid girl are enslaved to the radio demon
The radio demon is enslaved to an unknown demon (likely Lilith)
Sir penteous is free though I guess, good for him.
Ffh
Ry
Ghj
Ghjk
It's satanist propaganda, so I'm not surprised at all. The fact that the story is based on the Hebrew Bible (where Lucifer is the wholesome keanu chungus who dindu nuffin and wanted to do only good but got banished from heaven for no reason) tells me all I need to know about this show
Ghj
Ghjk
Hu
The pilot was good. Watched the first episode and didn't like it though. New VAs are shit.
Why did they get replaced?
Real Hell inhabitants would spout out slurs and hate speech.
>charlie will ever look at you like this
Because you don't have a pussy?
because i'm not willing to spend 50k
sure she will, just send 50 grand to Vivziepop
Ive never seen it where the pilot has better voice acting than the production show. What a downgrade.
>influenced by Invader Zim
If I were Jhonen I'd be insulted. But he's too busy playing video games on stream to do anything else these days.
the voice actor works with them
Its just mid to late 00's cartoon network generic show but if the characters said frick, shit, and overtly referenced gay sex every 20 seconds. Thats vivzie's whole sense of humor.
It's a unique art style that doesn't belong to Calarts in any way. But it's still equally schizophrenic and manic. There just isn't a name for this style until (God forbid) other productions start emulating this show.
Why are the only people in hell gays and hews?
Swearing is such a cringe millennial curse.
this show is the most obvious example of "tumblr bait" I've ever seen, in an era well past the point of tumblr being relevant enough to be a viable demographic to profit economically
who am I kidding, it never was anyway
The pilot was worse with that. The literally Tumblr character vaggie was dropping tumblr lingo and even more obnoxious. She's still the worst character but I'm glad that got toned down. Hopefully she'll be more interesting after her backstory reveal.
Little Demon did the concept better.
It unironically reminds me of those modern flash-type hentai videos.
Charlie's got a fattie
Cool, more psyche poison!
x on the eye means the eye cut out
x on the breasts...?
I tried the watch it but it was too cringe. The art style is okay I guess
The art style made me think that it was going to be like Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends or whatever that was because I was actually in high school and too old have ever actually seen that show when it was on- but it reminded me of what it looked like in the commercials- but then there was all this crazy unnecessary swearing and vulgarity that was just so over the top for no reason man. Like every other sentence is "frick this" "frick that" "holy shit frick balls!"
I swear if you went back and just edited out all the curse words that had absolutely no use, the episodes would be like 7 minutes long
It's a FIVE OUT OF TEN
Why are grown men even watching this show? Isnt it for kids? Cringe
any plap scene?
This show isn't even good furbait.
I want a show about a human knight to ends up stuck helping some catgirl village and going native.
They already put Loona out into the internet and all the furries still haven't recovered.
problem is there's not enough of her
i know this show represents a moronic troony's idea of hell but who actually punishes people in hazbins universe? does EVERYBODY just become a demon when they die and go to hell? I dont think thats exactly how it works.
>inb4 its a unique universe that operates on its own mechanisms stfu!!!
yeah but they based it on the western ideas of heaven and hell, they should at least *try* to stick with that instead of just making it about gay spider drama and wolf girls swears alot
They explain all that lore at the beginning of the first episode and constantly refer to it.
Sinners die and go to hell and get enslaved by demons and the angels cull off the sinners every year so hell doesn't get overpopulated..
thats still stupid and doesnt make sense or line up with actual christian lore. im not going to bother remembering some dumb tumblrite version of heaven and hell, theres too many god damn versions of those. just rip of dantes inferno and shut the frick up you idiots. 'ohhh but what if like hell was actually...' I DONT GIVE A FRICK
It does use dante's inferno design to an extent in that hell is divided up into seven rings based on the seven sins. Human soul are all trapped in the pride ring, and can't leave it, this is basically to make the heaven extermination easier every year
Yea sure because the christian lore where a seven-headed ten-horned half leopard half bear half lion man rises out of the sea makes so much sense and I am sure you have memorized all that nonsense.
>Yea sure because the christian lore where a seven-headed ten-horned half leopard half bear half lion man rises out of the sea makes so much sense
no, but its alot fricking cooler than gay spiders.
>no, but its alot fricking cooler than gay spiders.
>african mask in hell
what did they mean by this
Only if you like the extra gayness of a thruple of furgays sharing a body and equate more gayness to being cooler.
only the mind of a furgay sees regular animals with mythical features like a griffon and says 'FURgay!!!! ITS A FURgay JUST LIKE ME!!!'
I have never heard of a "regular animal" with seven heads and ten horns who rises out of the sea and acts like a man to serve the antichrist, that is strictly the domain of fur homosexualry.
ive never heard of a furgay with 7 heads either
7 is a bit much, but i've seen plenty of Cerberus porn, that's 3 heads.
What about tentacle porn?
Each tentacle technically has its own brain, so why don't they count as its heads?
Well that's just a question of biology at that point.
And I only jack off mammals, reptiles, and birds....and fish I guess.
But I draw the line at jerking off too mollusks you degenerate freak!
well speak of the devil, and he appears
Holy shit, Muslims sucked ass at art.
Did they ever "get gud" or is traditional arab art still this bad?
Their art has to be all abstract and geometric now because depicting people is icon worship.
>filtered
this is early mediveal persian art, not arab art. even this was considered heretical for depicting muhammed but persians would put veils on his face as a lil loophole
>other peoples lies
I already said Im not a christian, this isnt a question of absolute truth, its a matter of cultural consistency. inferno was basically fanfiction yes but its stayed culturally consistent with the ideas of christianity. hazbin hotel is not culturally consistent because the creators arent christian or even care to study christianity. theyre the types that think theyre really smart for 'educating' you about how angels are actually le lovecraftian eyeball monsters. normally I wouldnt care about any of this shit but the show is also not funny. i just dont see what this show has to offer people.
>but who actually punishes people in hazbins universe?
That is actually a legitimate question that the show itself poses. In the most recent episode Charlie gets summoned up to Heaven for sort of a trial, or hearing with a bunch of high ranking angels and she's supposed to make the case of whether or not her "Hazbin Hotel" is actually capable of redeeming damned souls and making them fit for Heaven- and the thing is she does it, she absolutely makes that case. She has a live video feed of one of the two people she's been able to get to stay with her and Adam (like the first man, Adam) is watching along and lays out a check list of things they need to see him do in order to prove her case. And then he does all of them. But then he's somehow ultimately still denied entry, which makes everyone in the room mad and raise the question "Well how did they end up in Hell in the first place if they're capable of meeting all the criteria" and the answer we're left with is that most people have no idea, and there's like a handful of really important people calling the shots that are keeping that secret.
And that's the cliffhanger the episode ends on because they just shove the demons back down to hell and don't answer the question, and then it just ends
>Adam
is adam black? not watching if yes
He is a black faced ghost thing voiced by a white sounding guy and he is the bad guy.
>is adam black? not watching if yes
Well...
this is a stupid interpretation of adam. also they stole my idea of angels having horns just like demons. they literally ripped off my deviantart of demons from 10 years ago. fricking homosexual fricks.
show me another artist who depicts angels with horns. ill wait
The angels don't have horns, the masks have horns.
again stolen from my ideas for paradise lost from 10 years ago
He is wearing a mask and armor, all the exterminator angels wear black masks and armor.
It's pretty unlikely they will make such an evil character black in the age of BLM
I'm 90% sure Adam's actually a demon/sinner, and that's the reason he never takes off his helmet. The angels cheated and took him to heaven because they Lilith was obviously sent to hell, and Eve probably went to hell after the apple incident, so they didn't want to look like total frickups by having all of the original humans end up in hell. So they cheated, and have had Adam fake it and wear a mask ever since.
God hates gays.
This shit is just The Good Place without the trick of it being the bad place? How fricking gay, even gayer than I thought, but it's okay because they named the girl lead a man name and that is empowering to Cinemaphile.
Charlotte is a man name?
Funny how there’s so many depictions of Hell being some place that anyone could be comfortable in when biblically it’s so bad not even satan or the fallen angels want to be there, it was designed to be their final prison for eternity.
Also alot of 'le what if God and the angels were the bad guys' settings. so many its become a bit tiring really. it was sorta interesting when diablo did it with the whole 'what if angels were SO good that they were stupid enough to think DEMONS would actually respect a treaty' but now its just run itself into the ground
It says that near the end times there will be more sentiment of people calling what is good evil and what is evil good. Sounds incredibly along the lines of moral relativism. Which is accurate for how society is going now.
I thought at least Constantine had a good version of it, with Gabriel having good intentions gone too far and God being unequivocably on the side of good.
Angels are canonically fallible, but to make them vulgar is to miss the point.
The angels (outside of adam, who is a dick) aren't really evil. They are conducting the exterminations because humans suck ass, and obviously way way more humans end up in hell each year than end up in heaven. The angels are terrified that if this is allowed to run unchecked they will eventually escape, or attack heaven.
>They are conducting the exterminations because humans suck ass
still satanic agenda; satan was kicked out of heaven for refusing to bow to Adam and Eve upon their creation. so satan plotted to corrupted mankind to spite god, knowing he couldnt defeat him in open combat. satan is defined by his hatred and spite of mankind and the garden of eden; he wants to see both corrupted for being God's new favorites, when he was his original favorite. satanism is defined by the destruction and oppression of the human soul.
It isn't even explicitly stated that the serpent is the exact same being as The Adversary. God foments many evils, "satan" does not have a monopoly on disobedience, its not even someone's name satan is just a title, just like lucifer, or the light-bearer, which is another name for jesus.
>It isn't even explicitly stated that the serpent is the exact same being as The Adversary
no but its extremely obvious when put into context with other myths, some of them extra-biblical or apocryphal
>My head canon combined with other people's lies definitely prove it.
but the thing about all that is that with all these sorts of "fictional" (I mean we're really drawing some lines here about we're accepting as fact and what we're deeming fiction) accounts is that they're playing off of the idea that "the victors write the history books" and in this case that includes The Bible. It doesn't mean it's accurate, it just means that the only side of the story we get to hear for the most part is the version from the people that won the war and killed everybody.
This idea of "hey what if heaven and god and angels etc are actually all the bad guys and hell and the devil are all the good guys!" is absolutely not a new one, I'm sorry to disappoint you. There are versions of this theme and style of story going back centuries. At this point it's like a standard setting, or even a genre, like Steam Punk or something, because of how much this premise has been done over and over
>The Bible was written by the winners
just FYI i'm not a christian but its kinda silly to assume that satan is good because god might be wrong. its better to assume that if god is bad and people went with him, that satan mustve been even worse. why did the romans claim that the carthaginians sacrificed children to baal hammon in the same manner described in the bible when describing the cult of moloch? clearly there is some truth to these legends, even if biased. there is very strong archeological evidence for the widespread practice of child-sacrifice in the middle eastern world, and christianity was not the first or last religion to come along to condemn it and form something totally opposed to it.
>There are versions of this theme and style of story going back centuries.
like what? genuine question, I've never heard of any 1500s books glorifying hell. quick way to the inquisitions office that is
>steam punk is a genre
god dammit just because you gluegunned some useless cogs to a tophat doesnt make it a genre. what defines steampunk as a 'genre'? even cyberpunk has more right to that claim than you; cyberpunk isnt just a look, its an entire subgenre of scifi defined by certain themes and setting standards. nothing defines steampunk. no matter how much you try to redefine it with india games about colonialism it will always be some gay cosplay shit for comic con, and nothing else
You could try "The Master and Margarita".
I understand but the Bible specifically is a book that is immune to that not only being Gods word but it takes place in all of past, present and future. alpha and omega, beginning and end.
SVAarts
>"why is it so ~~*vulgar*~~?"
>t.didnt even watch the pilot
Is this the most millenial written show there is?
absolutely
Vivzie is to millennial as Whedon is to Gen X.
Has vizzie ever had straight sex? Every fricking character is gay. Seems like homosexuality is the default to her
There's 2 heresies at the root of her show. The idea that humans can become demons and that demons can be rehabilitated.
Angels/Demons are entirely different creatures than humans. When a human goes to heaven they become a saint. When a human goes to hell they become one of the damned.
Fallen angels had perfect knowledge of what their decision would cause for them, they still did it anyway and when exorcists ask if they would do it again they say yes. Angelic wills are locked into that decision forever because they knew everything that would happen.
>Angels/Demons are entirely different creatures than humans.
this also always bothers me in these types of settings, angels and demons should be weird, ethereal, almost alien. that is very clearly established in biblical lore; demons are fricking weird and hostile to human life, and angels are fricking weirder and almost incomprehensible to human life. thats part of why angels and demons can be easily confused for one another; theyre both supposed to resplendent, beautiful and unearthly
Which human in the show became a demon?
all of them, presumably, or at least the low ranking ones. the imps are clearly shown to have had former human lives. i guess charlie and lucifer daddy are the exceptions? idk the show doesnt even know demon-lore properly. yeah just slap stolas in and make him gay thatll impress morons
>presumably
So you are just assuming?
>the imps are clearly shown to have had former human lives.
So humans are specifically shown to be implike instead of being actual demons?
>youre just assuming?
yes. i am not wasting the time to google the hazbin hotel wiki and read their dumb lore
and imps ARE demons you frick. they got little horns and dragontails
>imps ARE demons you frick.
Another bad assumption as a result of you being too lazy to look up facts, I presume?
I thought Adam, but it turns out he's an angel.
>How DARE the 21st century pedos undermine the lore of the 14th century pedos!!!
that lore is older than 14th century and it also says that pedophiles were created by satan and must be killed
No it doesn't, it says that even god is an adulterous pedo who impregnated another man's pubescent wife.
read the Avesta
Oh yea, I forgot that the perfect holy book written by god himself actually needs a bunch of supplemental material from other religions.
Black person youre so dishonest its not even funny
What, so now I don't need to read some other supplemental material to understand why biblical god was an adulterous pedo who impregnated someone else's pubescent wife?
except that isn't true at all
Except that it is completely true, god could have impregnated anyone, but he specifically chose some guy's child bride instead of someone who wouldn't be considered haram to impregnated by modern standards.
would you prefer god had picked you instead?
Couldn't happen since I am not a child bride and he only picks pubescent child brides to impregnate since he is an adulterous pedo.
you're a moron and it shows
>child
nope
>impregnate
nope
>pedo
nope
wrong on all counts
Prove Mary was older than 18 when obliged to marry.
Now Mary never even got pregnant?
You still can't prove she was what qualifies as a legal adult now because she wasn't, she was a child by modern standards.
>Prove—ACK!
Prove yourself right, dipshit. You can't.
I'm an atheist but the whole Mary was underage thing is based on the average age of marriage recorded in Judea at the time and since this was 2000 years ago the only marriages anyone actually bothered to write down were the nobility who have always married extremely young relative to the normal population.
Mary's age isn't mentioned at all in the Bible.
>I'm a moron but
It also doesn't point out that she is an old maid even though it mentions Joseph's advanced age compared to her, so he obviously had to have been underage since that was the tradition. Its like trying to argue that 4th graders in 1960 weren't necessarily underage even though that is specifically when young kids are put through that institutional traditions.
1. there was no sexuality involved in the conception of Jesus
2. the earliest source on Mary's age is apocryphal shit too late to be reliable and it says that she was 16 which would not have been "pedo" to anyone in the ancient world
3. you are a dumb homosexual
1. God is the one who made it possible to have sex with kids, he is the alpha pedo, he could have designed it so that was an impossibility like its impossible to have sex with ants, but he didn't because he is a pedo.
2. You pandering to ancient world standards instead of modern standards regarding consent just proves you are arguing in bad faith and are just playing the pedo apologist who wants to turn back time to when pedophilia was acceptable.
3. You idolize pedophiles, you silly ancient holy book worshiping homosexual.
god also made it possible for me to kill you, that must mean its gods will since its possible for me to do it. god made it possible for humans to surgically insert golf-balls into their scalp to look like gay hellboy horns; i dont think that means god wants you to do that, but people do it anyways because theyre moronic like you.
Nah god is obviously a malevolent ne'er-do-well otherwise he wouldn't have made it so that malicious people like you can kill indefinitely while selfless people who die for others can only do that once.
You're clearly a mentally ill spiteful mutant.
Take your rambling back to reddįt.
Says the mentally ill moron who worships a zombie israelite and got triggered into impotent rage as soon as someone pointed out his divine father would have had to have been an adulterous pedo to impregnate another man's child bride.
>Says—ACK!
None of what you said is true.
You are mentally ill and should go back to reddįt.
Its all true and you can't prove otherwise, you can just namecall and call in your discord trannies for christ to brigade anyone who points out the truth about your horribly cult.
>Its—ACK!
This moron moron doesn't even realize she killed her own son
It's all false and you can't prove otherwise
(Because you're mentally ill)
I don't need to prove common knowledge, everyone knows Joseph was betrothed to Mary when god decided to impregnate her, its an important part of the story, she wouldn't be traveling to Joseph's native land do the census when she ended up giving birth in a barn, otherwise.
>I don't need to—ACK!
I don't need your self portraits everyone knows the zombie israelite convinced you to cut your kids dick tip off so that they will cut it all off when they grow up.
>I don't—ACK!
>I-I don't need to prove myself right, my claims are c-common kn-kn-knowledge
lmao
Matthew 1:19
>Because Joseph her husband was faithful to the law, and yet[e] did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly.
Basically God chose to impregnate Joseph's wife instead of not being adulterous because god knew joseph would keep his mouth shut about getting cucked.
>adulterous
You're a manchild who doesn't know what words mean.
You're literally a little babby.
Getting some other man's wife pregnant is definitely adultery.
Do you know what the word "adultery" means, little babby?
Impregnating some other man's wife is definitely adultery, you are the one who doesn't know what it means if you think you can impregnate someone else's wife without being adulterous.
>a·dul·ter·y
>noun
>voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who is not his or her spouse.
Sexual intercourse? Nope.
Married person? Nope.
Wrong on both counts, little babby. Now go back to your mommy to cry about Christians again.
He had to do something to he sex organs to get her pregnant.
She was definitely married, I just showed the bible quote where it explicitly said they were married and getting impregnated by someone else almost caused him to divorce her.
>little babby is still seething and coping and shitting his diapers
Sorry babby. You got destroyed.
Run back to mommy to cry about how the meanie Christians humiliated you again.
No, you got btfo by a direct quote, you just look like an idiot who doesn't know common knowledge, hasn't actually read the bible and seen that it explicitly says Mary was married to a man other than the one who impregnated her and doesn't understand how sex organs work.
>little babby is still crying because he got humiliated and didn't know what a word means
Run along, little babby. Go cry to mommy about the meanie Christians who hurt you.
I know what the word married means and it is plain and clear that Joseph and Mary were married and god did the adulterous thing by stimulating some other man's wife's sex organs instead of impregnating a woman who was actually available.
>it is plain and clear that Joseph and Mary were married
Nope.
>god did the adulterous thing
Nope.
>stimulating some other man's wife's sex organs
Nope.
Repeating a lie doesn't make it more compelling.
>I just showed the bible quote where it explicitly said they were married
no you didn't
you're a liar, unsurprisingly
see
The liar is you.
Doesn't say Mary and Joseph were married at Christ's conception (they weren't)
https://biblehub.com/text/matthew/1-19.htm
It also doesn't matter because no sexual intercourse took place.
(Do you also need me to teach you what the term "sexual intercourse" means?)
So why do you keep lying?
It does, look at the previous sentence.
>Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph, but before they came together, she was found to be pregnant through the Holy Spirit.
It very clearly says they were married on paper, but they hadn't consummated before god swooped in and impregnated someone else's wife, so he considered divorcing her, but angels threatened him, so he decided otherwise.
>pledged
You lose. Again.
That is what marriage is, pledging loyalty to each other through the contract of marriage, if they didn't mean it that way, they wouldn't have, in the very next sentence, said he was her husband and was considering divorcing her.
>That is what marriage is
Nope.
You lose. Again.
>divorce
Nope. See the Greek.
I accept your concession, you have no logic and just have to pretend other sources prove you right instead of making your own case.
>your concession
Never happened.
You're a liar.
You lost.
>pretend other sources prove you right
The Greek proves me right, and I even linked to it.
You're a liar.
You lost.
Linked? You mean when you said See the Greek or when you ignored what was written in the bible?
Stop lying, liar.
The word is ἀνὴρ, which does not exclusively mean husband.
>ἀνήρ · with reference to sex. of a male. of a man. of a husband. of a betrothed or future husband.
>betrothed or future
Game over. You lost.
Can future husbands get divorced? It obviously can't be future husband if the whole point of saying he was her husbands was to let the reader know he was considering divorce.
Nope. The word is ἀπολῦσαι, which is not synonymous with divorce.
Does pledging to do something (e.g., get married) mean having already done it? Obviously not.
You lost. Game over.
>Does pledging to do something (e.g., get married) mean having already done it?
It does if you are part of god's plan and god knows you definitely are getting married and knows exactly how to push the cuck's buttons so he keeps his mouth shut about getting cucked by god.
>It does
Nope, it doesn't.
Game over, lying atheist. You lost.
It does, god knew they would be married and impregnated another man's wife instead of picking any number of single women.
>It does
Nope, it doesn't.
>impregnated another man's wife
Nope.
Game over. You lost.
It certainly wasn't his wife, to impregnate a woman without marrying them is very much looked down upon especially when she is suppose to be someone else's wife.
No sexual intercourse took place.
It's over. You lost.
Impregnating another man's wife did take place when he could have impregnated any single woman who didn't have a husband instead of larping as an adulterous pedo. Next you are going to go on coping about how the suicidal zombie wasn't actually suicidal since he came back from the dead.
No sexual intercourse took place.
It's over. You lost.
>zombie
Nope. Atheist moron needs to be taught the entire dictionary, it seems.
Stimulating sexual organs did take place, I don't care how many people you let your wife suck on, impregnating another man's wife and doing sexually related things that aren't intercourse still count as adultery.
No sexual intercourse took place.
It's over. You lost.
Go cry to your buttbuddies at reddit.
I don't care how many of your buddy's butts you let your wife suck on, its still adultery even without intercourse.
>atheist moron keeps seething and coping at having lost the debate and humiliated himself
By losing you mean when you said the modern bible doesn't make sense because you have to learn ancient languages to fully understand the scope of its moronation?
>angry atheist moron replies with an incoherent non sequitur
Your frothing anger is making you look very stupid.
Think before you post.
That isn't a lie, that is an error of mistranslated because your perfect god used imperfect languages that are prone to translation errors.
>baby goes back to seething and coping
No, coping is when you have to invoke other languages and cultures to explain why your holy book is so moronic and pedocentric.
>you can't use the original language because… because you just can't, okay??
You're moronic.
Typical atheist moron.
Game over. You lost.
>the original language is so important to god, he just let it die and everyone be confused about all the moronic pedo shit in his stories.
>I'm a moron, so I hate God
Many such cases.
>My god is such a sadomasochist, I am entirely convinced that he makes moronic people just so he can be hated.
>angry atheist moron recognizes he's angry at God because he's a moron
Progress.
I recognize that it is all mythology that says more about the people who believe it than the stories themselves and you are such a miserable piece of shit the highest power you can conceive of is a sadomasochistic adulterous pedophile.
>angry atheist moron starts throwing a tantrum and fuming incoherently
Many such cases.
>I learned a bunch of languages to cope with how moronic the bible is, but as soon as someone makes a valid point that demonstrates my worldview is mythological in nature, I suddenly can't comprehend basic English.
>angry atheist moron replies with an even more ridiculous copebabble than the last
>All I can see is my own projected anger when I realize I unironically believe in mythological nonsense.
>someone makes a valid point that demonstrates my worldview is mythological
Never happened.
Your worldview, on the other hand, is certainly mythological.
Nothing is the same as 0, 0 is mathematical in nature, math is not mythological, your silly stories that you had to learn ancient languages just so you could cope with the moronic nonsense in the silly stories are mythological.
>angry atheist moron replies with yet more nonsensical copebabble
I accept your concession, you can't make logical points, and have to resort to pure namecalling.
>angry atheist moron is hallucinating and delusional
Many such cases.
>Christtard can't be consistent enough to even remember his last post and nonsequitur images that have nothing to do with anything other than implicitly conceding because he has failed to make a logical point.
>angry atheist moron babble
>Logic and reason is like babble to me which is why I am stuck being a christtard.
>angry atheist moron angrily prattles more babble because he lost
>Logic and reason is like babble to me which is why I am stuck being a christtard saying the same nonsense over and over without ever being able to demonstrate by beliefs.
>angry atheist moron keeps repeating the same babble over and over again because he lost and feels humiliated
The only way you can consider that you "won" is by admitting the bible is actually one big translation error, then seething and namecalling for 20 straight posts.
>angry atheist moron replies with some moronic non sequitur because he knows he lost and feels humiliated
>I don't know what non sequitur means since logic is babble to me and my faith in mistranslated mythology is all I need.
>atheist moron is delusional and babbles incoherently because he's angry he lost
>I think delusions means that they read words and don't immediately try to translate things to other languages until it validates their preconceived biases.
The funniest part is that biblegays believe the exact same thing this image says, except with God added in before the first bit.
>atheist moron starts coping again
>theist moron still doesn't have an argument and has to fall back on fallacy
>atheist moron still seething and coping at having lost the debate and humiliated himself
So where did God come from?
Now, whatever answer you plan to give to that question, just substitute in "the universe" instead of God.
>atheist moron desperately reaches out for one last cope as the thread reaches its end
Many such cases.
https://www.reasonablefaith.org/writings/scholarly-writings/the-existence-of-god/big-bang-cosmology
Kek. Just admit you're a moron and return to your home site.
So you want your wife sucking off other men, its only adultery if she has intercourse with them?
>little babby *still* throwing a tantrum because he got humiliated
Aww, need a nappy? Gonna cry about the meanie Christians to your buttbuddies on reddit?
I never said you were mean, just stupid morons who worship a suicidal homoerotic zombie with an adulterous pedo father.
so you just do not care at all that social roles and life expectancy rapidly changed during the industrial revolution and power dynamics are socially and even biologically a lot different than they were 2000 years ago? you already outed yourself as not knowing jack shit when you tried to claim Mary was "pubescent."
this is such moronic bait I regret having even tried to earnestly engage with it.
So you are saying that god didn't know any of that was going to happen and had no idea his adulterous pedophilia would eventually go out of style?
>So yo—ACK!
You know pedo stuff is the attraction to prepubescence, right?
You're a moronic, brain-damaged predditor.
Sad sight.
I accept your concession on my behalf and the behalf of the others who exposed your lack of logical argument.
>I acc—ACK!
You can't actually concede any harder, but I guess that won't stop you from trying.
>You—ACK!
>t. dipshit who worships a zombie israelite who killed himself
>t.—ACK!
You wanted me to mention that the suicidal israelite you worship was also incredibly homoerotic and surrounded himself with men too or something?
>You—ACK!
tv is promoting israeli satanic propaganda why?
I don't care about any of this shit I just like that one dog girl
king
As a Muslim I enjoy the show. That being said why is everyone gay?
>Why is everyone gay?
it is Hell afterall
found it
what is charlie and her dad supposed to be? clown demons? the mom has horns at least and charlies face kinda looks like a skull but the dad is just like, a coomer clown or some shit
Lucifer and the mom is lilith
yeah i know but since when is luficer a clown demon?
go to bed george carlin
All I've read is the red cheek design for Charlie was based on a marionette doll or puppet
Why is she in Hell if she’s good?
She was born in heck
>Worm Hat
Sorry, if anyone knows how to get hi res I suck your dick
of course charlie wouldnt be dating a WHITE demon
She is a dyke, she is the dating the one named after a vegana.
>a hetero protag in a vivzie show
You sweet summer child
Who the hell is that green guy supposed to be? And why does she have horns? They’re just making shit up now
I thought she was gay?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A WHITE FAMILY; DEMONS!!!!! IM GOING INSANE!!!!
I don't normally bring stuff like this up but I went to the discussion thread on Reddit and clicked on the first 5 profiles that were complimenting it and they were all trannies. I'm not even memeing, they all genuinely posted in homosexual and troony subs and other mental illness subs.
You knew it would be true.
Not really I was actually surprised. Don't those gays usually just watch LGBT fsggotry shit? Nothing about this show is inherently about being a gay iirc
>Nothing about this show is inherently about being a gay iirc
>Traditionalist Zoroastrians believe that the Vendidad, one of the books of the Avesta.
>The man that lies with mankind as man lies with womankind, or as woman lies with mankind, is a man that is a Daeva [demon]; this man is a worshipper of the Daevas, a male paramour of the Daevas[5][6]
>This passage has been interpreted to mean that homosexuality is a form of demon worship, and thus sinful. Ancient commentary on this passage suggests that those engaging in sodomy could be killed without permission from the Dastur, the high priest.[6]
being a gay and being a demon are one and the same. hence gay spooder
Idk what any of that shit means but I can tell you're a gay just by putting in the time to research whatever bullshit you're talking about. You might not be a troony per se but you're in the same column as far as I'm concerned.
such knowledge isnt for everyone. this is why the bible just says to stone homosexuals. im sorry to let you know, but when you let a gay man into your butthole, you literally became a demon. im sorry anon
You don't even need to do that there's a website for checking overlap between subreddit users
https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps
moegays (who are on awwnime because the name moe was already taken by a private group) are on the main politics subreddit at 8 percent the rate of the average, which explains a lot about Cinemaphile
Here's the top of the hazbin hotel results
Is having them be 'demons in hell' a way to sneak blonde, traditionally attractive characters back into art? Can we just put up a title card ahead of any movie script that says 'please note the following takes place in hell these are evil people being punished'
I hate when shows just include a bunch of swearing for no good reasons. It's genuinely distracting in this show. Use it for emphasis or frick off.
Do "men" here actually watch children's cartoons?
There was a thread here once. Its gone now...
we could have had a good loona thread instead of all this bickering but the world is an imperfect place
bros how do I get a loona gf
it helps cover how dull the plot is.
Thanks for killing the thread you religion homosexuals.next time kys
Now you know how they feel about you satanists appropriating their lore and churning out ugly shit like this show.
you mean the atheist homosexual, singular
atheists are fundamentally dishonest people
just look at the pilpul the one ITT is trying to pull
You are the obviously dishonest one trying to claim that Joseph and Mary weren't husband and wife.
>atheist homosexual keeps flailing and trying to pilpul
pathetic sight, honestly
Pilpul is when you try to deny obvious truths like when the text specifically says he was her husband then you try to deny that he was her husband because you think pledged means something other than what is clearly written where it explicitly calls him her husband and has divorce on the table.
>the text specifically says he was her husband
Nope. You're a liar.
>pledged
Pledged to be married and actually married are two different things, hence the word "pledged".
You lose. Again.
No
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+1%3A19&version=NIV
>Because Joseph her husband was faithful to the law
You are clearly lying it very clearly calls him her husband over and over in Matthew 1.
Your thread doesn't deserve to live, to be quite honest.
at least the religion gays kept it on topic. then atheist moron comes along to whine about mary for some moronic reason. probably a woman
bro its a show about demons from hell, religion is on topic
ugh not this shit again. one of the creators was a massive cuck a few years ago and didn't even realize it rofl.