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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >theft
    >fraud
    >assault
    Hmmmm

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did all that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He stole the doll, clearly. Then when he damaged it, instead of informing the prospective buyer, he hired a israeliteeler to repair it, but that defrauds the buyer who believes it's a pristine item.
        Assault I think it when he purposely bumped into someone. Pretty sure he did at some point.

        Oh and:
        >reckless driving

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Assault I think it when he purposely bumped into someone
          That would be battery

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, assault, battery is the worse one.

            Literally who the frick cares.

            >Literally who the frick cares.
            Literally OP cared enough to ask.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No, assault, battery is the worse one
              You're wrong. Bumping into someone is battery because it involves the unconsented touching of another. Assault is merely an intentional act that puts another person in reasonable apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive contact. Unless he made the person reasonably apprehensive of imminent contact before said contact there would be no assault, and even if there were assault the bumping into the person would mean it's assault and battery.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you are wrong and you are getting your information from homosexual Google who is wrong.
                t. has been in jail for assault

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you are wrong and are getting your information from a tired public defender who doesn't want to explain anything to your moronic ass
                t. has graduated from a top 10 law school

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are such a homosexual homosexual.
                No. Now one last time, gay boy, ever hear of "assault AND battery"?
                Do you know why you don't hear it said as "battery and assault"? Because I'm right, dumbass. Assault is just the simple touch without consent, technically. Battery is when that assault damages them, you fricking idiot.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Battery is when someone is hurt, not just attacked.
                Battery doesn't require someone to be hurt. It probably won't win any damages without any injury (since it is a tort), but is nonetheless still actionable.
                The elements simply are
                >1) a harmful OR offensive touching;
                >2) to the victim's person;
                >3) intent; and
                >4) causation
                Lightly tapping someone's ass is battery even if you don't actually hurt them
                The elements of assault are
                >1) The defendant acts.
                >2) The defendant intends to cause the victim to apprehend imminent harmful or offensive contact by the defendant.
                >3) The defendant's act causes the victim to reasonably apprehend such a contact.
                Notice how no contact actually needs to be made

                > Assault is just the simple touch without consent
                >>1) a harmful OR offensive touching;

                >AHHH! OH NO STOP TOUCHING ME! THIS IS ASSAULT!!! CALL THE POLICE!!
                What a homosexual society

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >THIS IS BATTERY!!!
                FTFY
                Also, battery and assault as they're being discussed in this thread are civil torts, not criminal violations

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. has graduated from a top 10 law school
                You are a liar and dropped out of middle school guaranteed. Bye.
                God I hate armchair lolyers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally who the frick cares.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stealing is illegal.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he stole, I don't know about you but I don't condone nig behavior

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stealing is wrong

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot gluing Jesse and Woody was a bit much

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skipped the shower

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battery is when someone is hurt, not just attacked.
    Someone can assault someone and cause no damage, no so with battery.
    moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Battery is when someone is hurt, not just attacked.
      Battery doesn't require someone to be hurt. It probably won't win any damages without any injury (since it is a tort), but is nonetheless still actionable.
      The elements simply are
      >1) a harmful OR offensive touching;
      >2) to the victim's person;
      >3) intent; and
      >4) causation
      Lightly tapping someone's ass is battery even if you don't actually hurt them
      The elements of assault are
      >1) The defendant acts.
      >2) The defendant intends to cause the victim to apprehend imminent harmful or offensive contact by the defendant.
      >3) The defendant's act causes the victim to reasonably apprehend such a contact.
      Notice how no contact actually needs to be made

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick is going to go to court over being lightly shoved you autist

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would be very surprised
          Also you're describing fender benders which do frequently result in legal action

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Law is such a fricking joke holy shit

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw suburbs in 1999 didn't have home surveillance
    >tfw would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for those damned toys and their meddling sentience

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking autists arguing over muh laws

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh laws
      Under age Black person

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost gotta feel sorry for him. He was doomed to fail since the chances of Woody refusing to return with Andy were very low. Japan museum wasn't interested in paying for the collection if Woody wasn't included.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like the kind of guy who has e-girl hentai on his hard drives

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stealing a children's toy at a garage sale after the mother said it got out there by accident

    I hope you don't do this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like you wouldnt steal the equivalent of a candy bar at a gas station for a million dollars

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did that thing cost a million dollars?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andy's mom didn't tell him that it belongs to her child. Just that it's an old family toy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And this means it is ok to break open a lockbox and steal it?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely fricked some of those toys

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did offer 50 bucks to Andy's mom. Keep in mind this was the 90s.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What he did was wrong, but you can't blame him. He had Jessie, Prospector, Bullseye and all that merchandise in his apartment, probably since a long while, yet couldn't find Woody anywhere. He finally finds him in a yard sale, but then Andy's mom (who owns a house, unlike him) goes "how did this get here? Sorry, it's an old family toy. Not for sale"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he was willing to immediately resort to smashing something to distract the owner, then breaking open a lockbox and stealing it, when the owner refused to sell her property to him, surely you should wonder how much of the merchandise in his collection did he obtain by underhanded or illegal means?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is that dobson?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got salmonella from eating rare chicken.

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