Did south park depict scientology accurately?

Did south park depict scientology accurately?
I actually have a lot of respect for scientology (because of tom cruise) but the way this show depicts it makes it really hard to see the point

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scientology is a cult scam. I'll be the first to admit I used to really like south park albeit a lot of even the old stuff is kind of pozzed. Forget about it now obviously.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >accurately

    In what sense? Was it a fair critique? Yes. Do they really believe in Xenu? Yes. Was the depiction overly cartoonish and excessive just for the sake of style points? Also, yes.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at it as a way for celebrities to have all their money tax free by going through the church

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except the church takes so much of their money it would defeat the purpose

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only thing they didn't show was how you remove the negative spirits from your body to become happy.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I actually have a lot of respect for scientology
    wtf

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it’s a way to get films funded without bowing before israelites

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just an alternative Hollywood mafia/cult if you don't want to join the israelites or gays. Trey had no choice since Matt is half-Jew.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get an E meter

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you brain damaged?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I actually have a lot of respect for scientology
    what happened to my 4chin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably watched some youtube documentary about how Cinemaphile went to war with Scientology so this was his big brain idea to make bait.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile went to war with Scientology
        never happened

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chanology was cringe and the last nail in the coffin of old /b/ tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2005 boomer here project chanology was always cringe newbie shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can any of us say our souls weren't imprisoned here by alien overlords millions of years ago?
    That seems entirely plausible to me, honestly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it’s basically simulation theory so i’m surprised reddit doesn’t love it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit hates it because it's coolto hate it. Rightfully so but still.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The DC-8 being designed based on the genetic memory of alien souls being transported to be Earth alone is fricking hilarious

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it is pretty accurate. Scientology also has an irrational hatred of modern psychology but this means sometimes Tom Cruise does make valid criticisms of it and big pharma, but that doesn't mean you should join scientology.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend
      Makes sense tbh, Tom is and will remain based, however.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scientology is a cult
    Mormonism is a cult

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what even is a cult? I see redditors call christianity a cult, but not hinduism or buddhism. is a cult exclusively based around serving the head figure with sex or whatever? or is a cult something that isolates you from others?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cults are just religions you don't like, often with predatory practices like Scientology literally charging you money to learn what the frick they even believe in. The whole Xenu saga is supposed to cost thousands of dollars to even get access to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >excessive control over members
        >not letting people leave
        >organised around serving the interests of a singular person and worshiping the living leader of the cult
        >usually make you cut contact with family and friends
        Christianity is not a cult by any definition, non of the major religions really are. They give you guidelines to follow but accept you will break them and don’t punish you for it. You can leave at any time and they don’t impose restrictions on who you can talk to or what you do outside of your own life. Maybe you can accuse them of taking money to pay for some bishops new bentley though, but it’s not the same as making you worship a guy who gets to marry your 10 year old daughter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >by any definition, non of the major religions really are. They give you guidelines to follow but accept you will break them and don’t punish you for it. You can leave at any time

          Islam doesn't fit this description.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They give you guidelines to follow but accept you will break them and don’t punish you for it.
          Yeah. They only condemn you to eternal torture and suffering in the afterlife. No big deal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They only condemn
            Your confusing condemn with warning. If I warn you not to touch the hot burner on the stove because it will burn you and then you choose to go ahead and touch the hot burner anyway it wasn't me who condemned you to have a burnt hand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A cult is a small religion. People just think the word has a negative connotation.
        Actually, the notion of cults being bad, is probably residual Christian morality persisting in society.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is a separate definition of a pathological cult where they isolate you from your friends and family and take money etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        open a dictionary.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        any religion really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christcuckery is a cult
      Muhammedism is a cult
      Rabbihomosexualry is a cult

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scientology is more sane and respectable than believing that men are women or that defunding the police doesn't lead to a rise in crime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >defunding the police doesn't lead to a rise in crime.

      Police are getting more money than they've ever gotten before and crime is going up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're in the wrong timeline, omae.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Police are getting more money than they've ever gotten before and crime is going up.
        lol banning hotspot policing and refusing to incarcerate during chimp-outs is what caused crime to rise. Re-funding the police is an attempt to return to the status quo. Amazing how quickly those "woke" mayors and governors flip-flopped once Biden took office.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We should just defund the criminals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Police are getting more money than they've ever gotten before and crime is going up.
        Gosh, it's almost like the purpose of all those laws is to hamper the police and not stop crime.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The police are there to protect the government from you, not stop crime.

        See: Uvalde

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        police in blue areas are not able to arrest for minor offenses, and prosecutors and judges in blue areas only charge/give sentences to murder defendants and political enemies.

        if police could actually arrest for minor crimes, and prosecutors and judges actually did their jobs an enforced laws, there would be no rise in crime anywhere - you don't have to trust me, just look at any reliably red area in the country and there has been no spike in crime

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's protection against the joos.
    That's why you have stars like cruise joining even though they're intelligent. What other cult runs Hollywood?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only religion tackling the evil odf psychology.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cult designed to steal as much money as it can from its followers. It has special "untouchable" members like Tom Cruise to serve as its ambassador and lure.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes that’s why they tried to sue them

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, no. They didn't show the archive of material they have against celebrities to blackmail them, or how they used Neopets to brainwash a generation of children.

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