Did the Bugs start the war?

Did the Bugs start the war?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a horse pussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horse pussy is way more beautiful than that

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a mouth or a nose or?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it houses a proboscis the creature uses to penetrate cerebrums to succ out the knowledge hidden within.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not. It was most likely a propaganda campaign to expand the military industrial complex. Maintaining a space force takes a lot of money.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did the Federation have a tax policy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you spend more money on a war??
      Are you slow?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Earth Federation wanted to expand into bug space. Planets rich in ore, rare metals, etc. Empires must expand.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you see how fricking far away it was

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The average joe probably isn't aware of how big a galaxy is.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's my territory, frick off.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cant tell if this is bait or not

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its Cinemaphile its either a teen too moronic to know better a /misc/tard too moronic to know a fascist state wouldn’t except him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in war, but in the industrial military complex. Why do you think America is in a war every decade? Eisenhower tried to warn them and they didn't listen. Literally the last good president on american history

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proofs?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many successful empires from history didn't expand? Empires move outward and occupy, conquer, and annex. More people to tax, more land to colonize, more resources to continue expanding the empire.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did the bugs launch an asteroid to accurately hit Earth that's several galaxies away? They're just bugs. They don't have computers and satellites to help them aim and predict where Earth will be when the asteroid comes.
        Notice how almost immediately after the asteroid, a world wide announcement said the bugs did it. The timing is a little too good. And how come Earth didn't notice a big asteroid coming?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          science doesn't require computers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watching the movie, and how the “bug attacks” are never shown outside of digital simulations and you only see the after effects. It literally goes out of its way to not show you. And the teacher’s speech about fascism being good and the humans celebrating a defenseless creature being afraid a should’ve tipped you off that we’re not the good guys.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Humans seek dominance by nature. We even kill our fellows to aquire more for ourselves. Our race would likely be a terrible scourge upon other forms of life in space.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s honestly what I took from the movie. But the twist is that the human invaders aren’t mustache twirling monsters like in crap like Avatar. Rico genuinely believes in what he’s doing. He trusts the information he’s been given and thinks he’s saving mankind. We see everything from his point of view, and if you lived in that world you wouldn’t see any of the clues you catch as an audience member. That’s a LOT more realistic than most movies about humans being the villains.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And that's the fine point of it. When lots of people follow instinct and intuitive reason, the better parts of our awareness become mute. Reason, ethics, etc. We dominate. We kill. That makes us very, very dangerous.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man shut the frick up. life itself is dangerous and danger is intrinsic to being alive. By the very nature of being alive you are distinct from, run the risk of being subdued by, death.
                >le violent humans
                As opposed to what? Non violent humans? What would make non violent humans better? You are a human using human reasoning to attack human reasoning! Absurd!
                Life denying troon behavior.
                >but what about who hit first
                What garners moral primacy?
                Who hit first ok then explain why? Explain how it’s not just your specific time and place that makes you say this, explain how it’s not your personality, how it’s not what you had for dinner, fatties are less aggressive by nature, women are less aggressive by nature, children are less aggressive by nature, these have moral primacy over more capable more intelligent healthier young men?

                Where does the moral gravity lay and why do you think it’s with weakness and not say righteousness independent of physical ability or lack.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                All animals kill each other. All LIFE kills to survive. We're just better at it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                LIFE EATS LIFE

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Humans seek dominance by nature. We even kill our fellows to aquire more for ourselves. Our race would likely be a terrible scourge upon other forms of life in space.

              All creatures seek the power process and to live well according to their nature.
              This is not “dominance” you bizarre fetishist. The Humans do not need to justify themselves morally to expand over the bugs. The bugs have no innate moral primary.
              Peace and non violence has no innate moral primacy.
              You have been fed the noble lie by a hostile and aggressive peace which has sedated you.
              You are unable to parse out moral dimensions and you fail to grasp that peace and conflict are both tools that can be and are to be used to live best according to your nature. Neither have any innate moral value.
              I don’t blame Christianity but Christians were on watch when ZOG took over and distorted/diminished the self confidence and moral strength of Christendom.
              There is no justification required for war against the bugs other than “we want to”. It’s bizarre that in such a militant society they still appeal to liberal post modern explanations of “just war” theory.

              Stupid film and stupid movie. Imagine Brennus, Hardrada, or Clovis watching this slop.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But they are the good guys. Nothing Ironsides said was wrong, and the society of SST isn't portrayed negatively at all, it's a post-racist, post-sexist, post-classist society where the only distinction is whether or not you've done public service and thus get to vote or not.

          If you showed this to 99% of people they'd say "yeah this is a good idea we should do it" because it IS a good idea and we SHOULD do it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Paul is a fricking moron. That's why. It's also why you have a "satire" movie that literally depicts the thing it's satirizing as utopian.

            >indoctrinating children in schools to glorify violence and military might
            >Literally a military dictatorship. There are elections but only soldiers are allowed to vote
            >Presumed murderer is arrested, convicted and executed on live television all on the same day
            >"the military made me the man I'm today" says the double amputee
            >everyone that disagrees with the mainstream narrative that bugs are a brainless menace that needs to be terminated gets silenced and ridiculed
            >literal child soldiers in the opening scene
            >disregard for human life "do you want to live forever?"
            >throwing human waves into the meat grinder
            >cruel and barbaric punishments
            >media sensationalism showing extreme gore
            >involved in a forever war
            How is this utopian? Did you even watch the movie or do you just have media literacy at all?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              , you just stuck your dick in a blender.
              Here come the people to educate you on the difference a tard diector's opinion with his movie version of a book that he read the back cover of and then got almost everything wrong and shockingly right to come out with a parody of fascism in his attempts to attack a book that was fairly middle of the road politics.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this isn't utopia! I'm not being coddled constantly in my gay space automated communism! they were mean to a murderer and made people watch!
              It's a society that, at its core, is deeply honest with itself about human nature and societal needs. You are deeply dishonest about those topics if you recoil at the thought of public execution and teaching highschoolers to understand force and violence
              >Verification not required.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a society that, at its core, is deeply honest with itself
                >nukes their own people to continue Orwellian war is peace principles

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is never proven or even implied in any way please keep your fantasies to yourself

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              child soldiers in the opening scene
              When the frick did that happen?
              Are you talking about the recruitment ad that was clearly satirical?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing holding me back from dying in glorious battle fighting in the forever wars is the love my mother has for me, but in this society my entire family and community would support me in that endeavor. Sounds like a utopia to me!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There are elections but only soldiers are allowed to vote
              It's only those who complete public service. Doesn't have to be military. And you can be rich and live perfectly well without being a citizen, case in point being Rico and his own parents.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let's go down the list queer.
              >indoctrinating children in schools to glorify violence and military might
              Based.

              >Literally a military dictatorship. There are elections but only soldiers are allowed to vote
              Wrong. Citizens are those who served the public, it is not just soldiers. However, it should be because military dictatorships are based.

              >Presumed murderer is arrested, convicted and executed on live television all on the same day
              Based.

              >"the military made me the man I'm today" says the double amputee
              Exactly the sort of thing a double amputee vet would say lol.

              >everyone that disagrees with the mainstream narrative that bugs are a brainless menace that needs to be terminated gets silenced and ridiculed
              Yes, if someone disagreed that giant fricking spider aliens existing in the same universe as me is a problem, I would ridicule them too.

              >literal child soldiers in the opening scene
              It's a kid dressed as a soldier in a literal commercial and everyone laughs dipshit.

              >disregard for human life "do you want to live forever?"
              Jesus Christ, it's the fricking Marines dude.

              >throwing human waves into the meat grinder
              Yeah they should drone strike brown people at funerals instead. Frick off it's war.

              >cruel and barbaric punishments
              Based.

              >media sensationalism showing extreme gore
              Based.

              >involved in a forever war
              No that's the other book, they fricking win this one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                children in schools to glorify violence and military might
                >Based.
                Anyone wanna bet on how brown this guy is?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares if we’re the good guys. What matters is that we win. Couldn’t care less if we’re genociding children, all our enemies deserve death. I will not be subservient to another species.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BRAIN SUCKING HIVEMIND BUGS WITH MILLIONS OF SOLDIER BUGS AND BUILDING SIZED SURFACE TO SPACE ARTILLERY BUGS AND THEIR BRAIN SUCKING LEADERS WERE ALL GOOD BOYS THEY DINDU NUFFIN THEY WOULDN'T HURT A FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
          get real

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They celebrate it being afraid because that means humans are winning, not just because they’re happy another creature is afraid of them. Christ what a dimwitted interpretation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Defenceless
          It has a giant straw it uses to suck out brains and a literal army of warriors
          >Bug attacks are never shown
          Did you even watch the movie?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And the teacher’s speech about fascism being good
          That wasn't what that scene was about at all.
          The point was that all change comes through some form of violence, even voting is a form of violence because if you don't comply with the voted upon laws there is the implicit threat of violence.
          Also the federation isn't fascist it's liberal.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fascism?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bush did Buenos Aires.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proofs?

      How the frick did the bugs launch an asteroid to accurately hit Earth that's several galaxies away? They're just bugs. They don't have computers and satellites to help them aim and predict where Earth will be when the asteroid comes.
      Notice how almost immediately after the asteroid, a world wide announcement said the bugs did it. The timing is a little too good. And how come Earth didn't notice a big asteroid coming?

      >Did the Bugs start the war?
      Of course they did! What kind of a stupid question is that? BTW I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was a skinnie inside job

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          but they were being mind controlled by the bugs!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's too bad they wrote the skinnies out of the screenplay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Solar system is not that that on the side.
        Your implied point still stands.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          1 out 4 for stars have planets? And our star has 9 planets all to itself? wow

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I posted that because it irks me that even WH40k had a better positioning of Terra compared to that map above.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            eight planets

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eris is a planet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                dwarf planets don't count, anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even most astronomers agree that the people who decided Pluto and Eris weren’t planets were morons and that the methods they used to come to that conclusion were bunk that should, theoretically, also disqualify fricking Earth as a planet. Even the method deciding that Ceres was a planet (as well as Pluto and Eris) had more logical consistency.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wouldn't disqualify earth. It's not like people said Pluto and those other objects don't exist. They just don't work the same way a planet does.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally none of that is true
                There are either eight planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus)
                Or there are hundreds (all the ones I listed plus every Scattered Disc and TNO down to an arbitrary size limit)
                Stop getting your information from reddit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a planet is anything orbiting a star that is large enough to be drawn in to a roughly spherical shape due to its own gravity
                >arbitrary
                >a planet is anything orbiting a star that is large enough to be drawn in to a roughly spherical shape due to its own gravity and has "cleared its orbit of debris" (whatever the frick that means, it's never defined, and if it means no or not many[again, how many is never defined] space rocks then fricking Jupiter isn't a planet because there are massive asteroid swarms in its lagrange points)
                >not arbitrary

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you've been watching too much tik tok. get off of the algorithm and start reading peer reviewed literature if you actually want to be informed

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even most astronomers agree
                [citation needed]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even most astronomers agree
                [citation needed]

                >Even most astronomers agree
                Yeah, maybe they should have spoke up at the international conference that decided Pluto wasn't a planet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That 'international conference' was dominated by a few soience popularizers like black science man who unilaterally decided to apply a completely arbitrary condition to planethood on the basis that they didn't want schools to have to update textbooks on the number of planets every time a new dwarf planet was discovered (the idea that they could just say all the unnamed ones out in the kuiper belt aren't important never occurred to them I guess)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was an important exercise in showing the power of re-definition to suit an agenda other than truth. Something that would be used very liberally in the days ahead.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was an important exercise in showing the power of re-definition to suit an agenda other than truth. Something that would be used very liberally in the days ahead.

                Who gives a shit about something pedantic about whether some object is a "planet" or a "space turd" or "my left nut"?

                Actual scientists like Elon Musk are building spaceships to make us a badass interplanetary species conquering the secrets of the universe while you midwits are debating the most reddit topic possible like moronic sophists debating gay ass philosophy 2000 years ago in their version of reddit. It's like giving a shit about spelling and grammar...there is simply more to life, a lot more. I implore you to start over with higher IQ genetics next reset.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can we call them Planlets instead?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don't really know how many planets other stars have on average. Observing an exoplanet is very hard, and due to our position relative to them many are practically invisible to us.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              We aren't even sure how many planets our own system has ( I mean real, large planets not the Pluto debate)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many are we up to now?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          aliens just laughing at us for not even having space travel yet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you are here
          I hate sciencehomosexuals so fricking much.
          For all we know the milky way looks like an egg and we're on the upper tip. It's like saying you are this drop of water while swimming in the middle of the ocean at a random depth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long would it take for a meteor to travel from one side of the galaxy to the other at the very sub-light speed velocity that the bug plasma can knock the meteorites out of the asteroid belt orbit at Klendathu? And how does the meteor make course adjustments at every gravity well it must surely encounter? In the novel the bugs have ships and they use weapons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neckbeards like to say this but there's nothing in the movie that suggests it's got a dishonest narrator.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the books that the movie was trying (and failed) to mock the bugs definitely started the war

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the book the bugs did start the war but the book also points out that to the average infantryman it’s relatively pointless as to who starts the war or if it’s declared a war or an ‘incident’. If you die you’re dead and that’s all there is to it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the book the bugs did start the war but the book also points out that to the average infantryman it’s relatively pointless as to who starts the war or if it’s declared a war or an ‘incident’. If you die you’re dead and that’s all there is to it.

        In the books, the 'bugs' are a spacefaring, intelligent species. They're not the same.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          how do they travel in space?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            With starships dumbass

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              without troopers? i doubt it, moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Basically, the bugs have evolved so that they literally use their biology to accomplish tasks kind of like the Silithid from WH40K. Bugs literally travel inside giant bugs.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Silithid
              Tyranid

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                tyranids?

                Yeah my bad, I'm posting while I'm focusing on something else.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              tyranids?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah, starship troopers is one of the inspirations for 40k.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're bugs but their masters are the greys

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are they even meant to be literal giant arachnids/insects in the book? It's kind of sparse on details. The mental image I always had was a basically humanoid creature with insectoid traits like a hard carapace, extra limbs, multiple eyes, etc. Something closer to the District 9 ayys if I had to make a rough comparison.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to serve in the army to get citizenship, how much larger can the MIC get?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, military is one way to citizenship, shortest and most dangerous.
        Two years.
        However, there are longer six or eight year tours you can get where you are basically custodians, or if you are a brilliant scientist, you work at the expense of the money you would make on the outside, for the rate the government pays you, at government schools.
        The idea behind it was so that government service of some sort was done so that the person wanting to later have a say in how the government was ran. You gave up a part of your life to serve others to have a say in that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing about Starship Troopers citizenship is that you don't really need to hold it. Being a citizen makes you eligible to vote and hold office, but being a civilian doesn't mean you're a serf without any rights whatsoever. Both in the book and the movie Rico's parents are well off despite being mere civilians. People don't need to apply for citizenship if they don't want to. This doesn't pose a problem for the Federation in the book, but maybe it does in the movie. So an argument can be made that a falseflag could be necessary to bump up recruitment numbers without resorting to a draft, which would effectively dismantle the Federation's system of governance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a skinnie inside job

      It's too bad they wrote the skinnies out of the screenplay.

      Yes but it's not quite as simple as that, humanity is a competing Empire. The bugs threw a meteor at Earth because we were encroaching on their territory, in the books the skinnies and bugs despite hating each other are allied because Earth is expanding on their territory. That's not say they're benevolent but the bugs aren't evil either.

      Sounds like something a Skinny would say. F*cking skinnies.

      You know, you look kinda.. skinny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      peak demoralized midwit post

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-citizens cannot have public opinions in this universe, anon.
    Report to the nearest commisar for re-education.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can actually
      The only things civilians are barred from are voting and holding public office.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I put my penis in it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "NO"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "NO"

      That's how the war started

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No the Federation did. Also capturing the brain bug was a pyrrhic victory at best.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dont know what pyrrhic means

        Think about it dumbfrick. They lost an entire fleet, every pair of boots on the ground except like 3 died horribly. They caught one brain bug, mutilated at that. The only thing they could think to do to it is mindlessly torture it. What can it tell them? The last propaganda advertisement shows child soldiers and is trying to normalize it. That's the second entire fleet they lost. Remember it was a big deal in the first half of the movie, they lost hundreds of thousands and the admiral was relieved.
        Do you really think the brain bug told them anything to make losing an entire massive space fleet an acceptable loss?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hundreds of thousands of soldiers, you say...Wow..How many people could even be on Earth in an idealized future, wow man losing hundreds of thousands in a war, mankind has never experience that before..fricking moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hahahaha
            It's a big deal in universe, they themselves point out the losses at Klendathu were enormous. Suddenly it just doesn't matter.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you truly this fricking moronic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                I accept your concession, further posts I will use as as coded apologies on your behalf for wasting my time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The last propaganda advertisement shows child soldiers
          I just looked it up and it doesn't lol. That's only in the mid-movie ad and it's a gag in universe. The idea that the 10+ billion earth population after one battle would need to resort to child soldiers is moronic.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you really think the brain bug told them anything to make losing an entire massive space fleet an acceptable loss?
          It would be great for executing dissidents

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dont know what pyrrhic means

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that was a Pyrrhic victory then it was only such in the context of that one battle.
      It was a massive strategic human victory in the bigger picture of the bug war.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >capturing the brain bug was a pyrrhic victory at best.
      Put your Brain Bug on that wall, trooper.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could've. If they're intelligent, they're violent, same as humans.
    Doesn't matter, because they're genetic slime, and we're going to wipe them all out, and the universe itself will thank us.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't matter, because they're genetic slime, and we're going to wipe them all out, and the universe itself will thank us.
      This

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Way more accurate for the direction we are heading in than starship troopers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Audiobook is free on youtube too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >State-mandated homosexuality

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also everyone is brown and speaks in memes. How did he predict that decades ago

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          because its what criminals, migrants, lowerclass rift raft have always done. language is the core of human society, and when you have groups that split off, fall off, or are oppressed in some manner, the first thing they do is develop their own way of speaking. splitting up people's language is like the first lesson the bible imparts on its readers

          >lol humans could rival god so he made them speak different words lmaooo

          thats not just some random story. its a political science lesson.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No Black person, everyone develops local slang because when you keep doing the same shit around the same people all the time you make up new ways to say things to stave off utter linguistic repitition and boredom. There is also a built in local meme aspect which ties right in

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              no homosexual, you're wrong. i am the chosen one. verification not required.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >war kino scenes
      >turns out the war wasn’t a conspiracy it was actually just a legitimate misunderstanding and mistake
      >people back home aren’t even recognizable to veterans
      >everyone is a slightly tan gay clone by authoritarian decree and completely the same
      >all the regular people get ‘exiled’ to a paradise world that’s clearly better
      What Cinemaphile kino this was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was a good book, but the forever peace was more interesting

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really enjoyed this book and feel it's better than Starship Troopers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed but ST is still great

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sst was world war 2 retro futurism type flash gordon story with the main character even called "johnny"
        the forever war was a cynical story borne from vietname era shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was about vietnam
      >direction we are heading in

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you incapable of drawing parallels between historical events and those of the modern day? What is ukraine? What is israel/gaza? Oh, and the indo-pacific. Wow, this is nothing like back then, nothing like vietnam at all
        Surely you must realize that a country can destroy itself in a forever war without actually putting boots on the ground

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            classic. Really illuminating the subject with your own robust intellectual assessment. I wonder how many more posts it will take before you begin to realize you're actually the moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone made this into a movie recently right? And it was shit?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They outright fricking tell you

    The bugs threw a meteor at earth because humans kept encroaching on bug planets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, "they" tell you, now go die for buenos aires

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay, okay...
      but the real question is did the government know about the meteor beforehand and allow it to happen?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously, it got past every single defense system and no one was alerted

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay, okay...
          but the real question is did the government know about the meteor beforehand and allow it to happen?

          The best intelligence agency out there missed a planned attack like that? Seems like they let it happen so they could kill and take territory.
          Wouldn't it be crazy if stuff like that happens IRL

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            While obviously bait, the bugs clearly cant be infiltrated by human spies, may not even be bribeable/blackmailable, and they use organic tech that may not even be hackable or interceptible

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. That’s pretty much the point of the movie. The movie is a “good guys fight the evil aliens” story where we’re actually the invaders.

      I always thought the “rock” that killed Rico’s parents was secretly a nuke to boost people signing on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >9/11 brain

        A thinking man I see

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You don’t see what the parents look up at
          >Theres no footage of the asteroid, it’s shown through simulation only on the news
          >The damage looks more like a nuke than something hitting the surface
          >Movie earlier talks about how democracy is a failure and power and fear are the ultimate tools

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where we’re actually the invaders
        But they're bugs? You can't invade bugs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so like how the americans present themselves as the heroes of ww2 while letting hundreds of thousands of indigenous women and children get raped to death by african-americans?

        what did verhoeven mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the earth defense system? Decided not to work that day?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't have one then

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you even watch the movie, kek?

          Oh right. That's after the capture of the brain.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you even watch the movie, kek?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bugs fart at an asteroid and it flys across the galaxy to hit earth
      past how many other stars? taking into account how they would alter its path? also how long would that take (even at lightspeed which is a speed matter cannot travel at )?
      the humans made it all up, asteriods were a false flag or the writers of this shit are morons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >also how long would that take (even at lightspeed which is a speed matter cannot travel at )?
        light from our sun travels 8 minutes to us. it would take hundreds if not thousands of years to throw a meteor from their system to ours. its obviously a man made disaster to sanctify the invasion and get rid of power bearing naysayers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wormholes, same way the humans get around lightspeed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That 'asteroid' would have to been launched before humans existed to travel so far. Learn basic maths

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        by that logic so would the terran invasion of klendathu

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no dumbass, humans have hyperspace travel, bugs don't

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            says who?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol dummy we see the asteroid appear from a gravity well implied to be a wormhole

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the bugs fault you aren't capable of planning for the future.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That 'asteroid' would have to been launched before humans existed to travel so far. Learn basic maths

      Bugs either can make or aware of the existence of wormholes/FTL travel

      Carmen's ship literally runs into the meteor during travel but can't warn Earth that it is coming because the impact shears off its communications equipment. Try watching the movie sometime instead of regurgitating plebbit takes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a very small living space for a very big bug
      Doesn’t even have a hide

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    irrelevant. humans are the superior life form and we must impose our will on lesser beings. not even joking here.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST b***hES

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if they didn't it was imperative to stop them before they could.

    Do you understand?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes & I wish to know more

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything seen in the film says yes, they did. Everything else is just blithe speculation since there's no indication of it at all in the movie.

    I guess mormons might've enroached on their territory, that's as close as we got.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > government blaming a peaceful religious group interested in escaping the governments reach and establishing their own colony/state/world/government

      Hmmm

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the mormons kind of have a track record of fleeing from territories where people object to prepubescent daughter wives, 30 plus wifes, huge familes on a compound, etc. See the mormon compounds in mexico in conflict with local cartel stuff.

        tl;dr it's not exactly fictional.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better question is why would a false flag of that scale be necessary to calcify the resolve of an already unitary human race against a bunch of feral, violent, and patently invasive alien bugs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul is a fricking moron. That's why. It's also why you have a "satire" movie that literally depicts the thing it's satirizing as utopian.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because even in a utopian society (which may not even be true, we only see it from Rico’s POV) we can’t possibly be satisfied. We need war, we need purpose, we need expansion. That’s a massive element to the movie you’re missing, is that Rico has everything awesome and STILL wants to kill another species and “do his part”. That’s mankind at that point, expanding for no real reason and hurting itself just to do it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only utopian thing about starship troopers are the coed showers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because there’s a reference earlier about how they’re struggling to get recruits. To them, rallying people is about implication of more evil, not propaganda for morale since it was failing.

      But they are the good guys. Nothing Ironsides said was wrong, and the society of SST isn't portrayed negatively at all, it's a post-racist, post-sexist, post-classist society where the only distinction is whether or not you've done public service and thus get to vote or not.

      If you showed this to 99% of people they'd say "yeah this is a good idea we should do it" because it IS a good idea and we SHOULD do it.

      t. Carl Jenkins

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't make any sense. How is the society a brainwashed hyper-nationalist fascist dictatorship if they're struggling to get recruits?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To create sense of righteousness. Leo Tolstoy in War and Peace, who was an intelligent historian, basically explained that Russia's failings at the start of 19th century were mainly because no one understood what kind of shit Alexander was trying to pull
      >Russian Empire is just after victorious Anglo-Russian War
      >This fricker says, nah, let's fight French
      >Why?
      >Because he wants Russian Empire to join economic blockade on British Empire we just finished fighting with
      >Actually he wants a peace of Poland too?
      >What the frick are we fighting for even? Aren't French frends?
      And especially at that time France and Napoleon were VERY popular in Russian empire, like speaking French as a second language was just a hip thing to do, it was literally like trying to make weebs fight Japan. And it wasn't until Napoleon fricked around by taking Moscow that he found out what focused Russian army is capable of because once he took Moscow they finally found a unifying reason to fight.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, none of that is true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes more sense is that it was just happened by sheer chance (perhaps incompetence, since the ship literally runs into it) and it was used as a casus belli opportunistically.

      The more interesting element is that even if it was an 'inside job' it was entirely justified. Humans have no chance against the bugs if they are left in peace, the bugs will simply outnumber them and inevitably consume all other resources and they will then exterminate humans and take theirs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah imagine if a false flag attack perpetrated against the home planet of the federated planets ended up boosting recruitment to a war that fuelled the military industrial complex against a race full of barely bugs on a desert planet.
      imagine if that was a thing, but in real life.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Our race was peaceful until the invaders came. They encroached upon our planets and sought to claim them for their own. We sent our warrior castes by the thousands to protect ourselves. But we were overcome and decimated by their merciless onslaught. They think as individuals, not as a hive or collective. In the absence of diplomatic relations and dialog, we were forced to fight. And this led to the eradication of race. Soon the humans will conquer everything they set themselves to possess.

    T. a brain bug historian

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good bug is a dead bug.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you nut, but she still suck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does the Brain Bug process intelligence when it eats the brain? How the frick does that work?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well if you want me to make up some semi-plausible scifi babble I imagine it only makes sense if the brain bug injects some sort of sub-proboscis appendage that migrates into all the neural pathways allowing it to abstract the data within the brain it's consuming.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some form of memories being stored in the fat in the brain and it analyzing the proteins/molecules in it or something? Recognizing synapse firings or something?
        I imagine it like plugging in a flash drive and transferring data. It’s all electricity, basically

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he turns into cillian murphy near the end

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Sargon's Starship Troopers videos are unironically the best content he's ever created and if you like this movie you should watch them.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >changes your jump pack wielding hit squad to human wave infantry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the bounce!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when will we get the badass, jumping tank armor, chucking nuclear hand grenades Mobile Infantry?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have that in Traitor of Mars, everyone was using power armor. At least Rico was kinda looked like Casper Van Dien.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh, just not as cool when it looks more like normal armor with regular machine guns instead of a small mech you pilot has serious jump engines, heavy cannons, etc

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if you believe the rumors of Space Force, we have had that since '68.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show Me the Mobile Infantry

      no

      when will we get the badass, jumping tank armor, chucking nuclear hand grenades Mobile Infantry?

      no

      eh, just not as cool when it looks more like normal armor with regular machine guns instead of a small mech you pilot has serious jump engines, heavy cannons, etc

      no

      The TERRAN Moblie Infantry

      no

      ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!!!!

      no

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy why Buenos Aires?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glassing the last remaining whitelarping argentinians of course

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing of value was lost. I'm Argentine btw

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bugs have rights

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what rights are those bugbrain?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        whaddya got?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The book was supposed to indict militaristic jingoism but the movie made it look cool as hell, the video game was not half bad either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I got anything but that impression. There is a chapter that highlights the benefits of corporal punishment, and if anything presciently indicts our own progressively soft approach to crime and the justice system.

      The military aspect is simply glowing from the typewriter of Heinlein, and in the novel Rico's father joins the M. I. himself.

      The obvious propaganda news bulletins in the movie are more for comedic effect more than a serious anti-fascist commentary. Hence the film stays fairly true to Heinlein's pro-military action adventure story.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she get naked? Everybody else seems to get naked in those films.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god second movie was pure dumbass crap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this good?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, they're ok if you're bored and need something to watch. Nowhere near as good as the first movie.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I probably shouldn't stick my dick into it.
    HOWEVER

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buenos Aires was an inside job

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you know, you know

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the first online games i played.
      i remember the website had tons of other games too.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but it's not quite as simple as that, humanity is a competing Empire. The bugs threw a meteor at Earth because we were encroaching on their territory, in the books the skinnies and bugs despite hating each other are allied because Earth is expanding on their territory. That's not say they're benevolent but the bugs aren't evil either.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You morons don't get it. These bugs need to be exterminated, their existence is an offense to God, they need to be purged.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brain bugs should be forced to watch while their queens are inseminated by humans, simple as.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You morons don't get it. These bugs need to be exterminated, their existence is an offense to God, they need to be purged.
      ...but enough about humans amirite?!

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue waffle

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any sci fi books or movies where humans do not win? Even when facing a clearly superior and technologically more advanced race, humans always survive.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      brazil

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many short stories have the humans lose. Like Outer Limits episodes. Or the Swarm episode of Love, Death, and Robots

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bugs shoot their plasma jizz at asteroid and it goes hundreds of lightyears and hits buenos aires
    pretty obvious false flag. the bugs were innocent

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't an asteroid of that size cause an extinction level event anyway?

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's ready to settle

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, try prune juice.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe put some coconut oil on them every half-hour.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it matter? literalism is such a blight on film discussion. not that starship troopers deserves a conversation on it's themes, but I see this kind of discussion with every movie these days and it always feels like the most autistic reading possible.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roger Ebert quote about fans of fandom goes here
      People's brains have been mashed into an autistic format by exposure to the internet. It didn't used to even be possible to argue about THE LORE ON THE LE WIKI like it's the most important thing. People who did it about Star Trek stardates and stupid details for 30 years used to be seen as insufferable nerds but now it's everything.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the anti war message wpuld have come across much better if the enemy was something more humanoid instead of giant man eating bug monsters that are barely self aware.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      “There is no such thing as an anti-war story”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s anti-war because beautiful people perform works of selfless heroism and have hot sex with each other afterwards
      How dysgenic are you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mainly a satire on propaganda and militarism. That's why the enemy is non-human. Propaganda often dehumanizes the enemy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it makes me agree with the propaganda because they're actually non-Human? Have em kill a bunch of e-woks or something cute instead

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any one have an archive of that starship troopers review breakdown that compared the movies to modern American foreign policy?

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares they're bugs I wonder what they taste like

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still surprised how comfy Starship Troopers was. People b***hing back and forth about the message really obscure what a fun 90's Verhoeven flick it is. Everyone makes it seem like the movie is such a fricking downer with the fascist implications but it's great. Fun world, fun movie.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but humanity knew about it in advance and possibly even provoked them to have an excuse to fight like how the US allowed Japan to bomb Pearl Harbor to join WW2.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well all of Earth is united in a military society but they lost maybe a little more than the Romans lost at Cannae so they just fricking have to give up and its over and there's no way they can recover from this loss of soldiers, a loss that Soviets accepted tenfold in order to achieve their goals. The basis for my argument? My feelings and a short video of 'child soldiers'

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neglecting to include my post in your apology doesn't make it any less sincere.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pluto will always be a planet, I don't care what ~~*they*~~ say.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starship Troopers satire in a little more detail

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    the bugs are literally just bugs
    there's no evidence they have any kind of technology at all, let alone the ability to calculate flinging an asteroid across the galaxy to hit Earth
    Buenos Aires was a USS Maine moment, where a tragic accident was used to push an agenda and expand the war effort

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have bugs adapted in to soldiers, bugs adapted for air superiority, bugs adapted to fire on orbital spaceships and they capture high value human targets to suck their brains out and I don't think the brain bugs were doing that for purely nutritional reasons.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who thinks that the federation was fascist, doesn't know what fascism is and probably has the vaguest definition of it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fascism was never a well-defined ideology to begin with. It’s characterised largely by disgust of certain things. Mein Kampf is nothing like, say, Das Capital, it’s not really a coherent system of ideas like you could say communism is. Which explains why so many Nazis were themselves socialists to begin with.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    see

    they didn't have one then

    did you even watch the movie, kek?

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm ready to settle down

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they started the war by existing and being filthy xeno scum

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      trips based and confirmed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Hasdrubal thought this for the rest of his miserable life?

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can bug plasma send a meteor to earth that is several light years away without anyone noticing? It would take millions of years to even get to earth. Of course the federation pulled a false flag.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more than several light years away. Klendathu is right across the other side of the galaxy. It would take a meteor approximately 1,700,000,000 years to make the journey, providing a route could be plotted that would entirely avoid stars and other gravity wells.

      If it was a false flag, then the population must have moron level intelligence not to figure this out.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Sarah Gadon after a night with her favorite BBC

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX
    WITH
    SPACE
    BUGS
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys it had to be an inside job because launching a meteor from that one spot they showed and then hitting that other spot, man they are really far away, theres no way these SPACE FARING BUGS with UNKNOWN CAPABILITIES could possibly do that, even though we don't know what they are capable of at all nor their reach

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the book. The military did it. The only way they could keep earth a utopia was to have a foreign, external enemy to fight. So they blamed it on the bugs to make a basically unbeatable enemy that had an eternal meatgrinder. And made sure that to get the full perks of said utopian society you had to serve time in the war. So you needed a chance to be culled. It was satire of the military industrial complex basically giving them free reign to let people have a technological and ideal utopia at the cost of eternal meatgrinding against the space bugs they provoked by invading one of their worlds. So the bugs would never lose either. It's in their interests to never win the war.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Read the book. The military did it.
        lol decent b8 to get him to read it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's literally what happens.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            2/10
            maybe you should read it too

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              0/10
              Go frick yourself and learn to read.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, kiddie.
                The book has the bugs using ships and possessing technology. There's no false flag. Read it sometime, or prove me wrong and quote it.
                I'll be waiting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know the bugs have ships and tech. It's still a false flag in the book. They colonize/invade a bug world and start the war. Do I need to pull it up right now and read it to you like you're a child? Or did you skim the wiki page and now think you know enough to just wing it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's still a false flag in the book
                Ok, prove it.
                I know you haven't read it and you're thinking it's the same as the movie, and while amusing to read your posts it's also silly. I'm waiting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh movie
                Concession accepted. I expect better next time. Still 0/10 bait. If you're this sloppy you get nothing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol looks like I touched a nerve.
                No proof it was a false flag in the book? Then I win.
                Give it a read, you might enjoy it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >btfo so hard he's afraid to respond directly

                lol looks like I touched a nerve.
                No proof it was a false flag in the book? Then I win.
                Give it a read, you might enjoy it.

                The whole book was Heinlein sucking the dick of meritocracy anyway, it'd be out of character for his Terran Federation to pull a false flag.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but none of that was in the movie. Also, I have not read the book and do not trust you to tell me what was in there, haha

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read the book, Black person. Unironically.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sheeeeesh that bugussy finna make me act up

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    By the mere fact of their existence.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the asteroid was a false flag, wiping out rich buenos aires liberals and making the rest of the fence sitters support full on invasion, while already having a military base, which we later find out, on the bug planet. we, the humans, started the invasion. did you not watch the entire film? interestingly, the first shot of destroyed buenos aires is two large buildings, possible towers of sorts in the background, really makes one think....

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bugs did 9/11

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was either them or the Humans so sure, the Bugs started the war.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These conversations always make me feel like I'm the only one that watched the movie. We fricking SEE the asteroid come out of hyperspace. We're told that Rodger Young is leaving port for the Jupiter picket line, then in its next appearance we see the asteroid hit their communication mast as they duck underneath it. The speed and closeness of everything is bullshit, of course, but it's not like any of that is sensible in any other space scene of the movie. Yet these threads never, EVER bring that scene up, not even to write it off as misleading propaganda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5PaCWf_ro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's edgier to pretend to be moronic and call everything a false flag

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever considered it might just be a random damn asteroid that hit earth and not a deliberate move on the bugs part. And that the earth gov just blamed them to justify waging a war. The reporter even hints at it by questioning whether its just a random asteroid, right before rico shouts the buenos aires kill em all line.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's edgier to pretend to be moronic and call everything a false flag

      youre forgetting that this course, the optimal course, was deliberately not calculated in the ships computer, only after pilotbimbo made course corrections, they encountered the meteor. and you two are forgetting that there are no space mormons setting up camp on klendathu, but it was a military base. humans literally started the war, the false flag is up for debate but perfectly reasonable and logical to assume.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bugs are throwing space rocks at humans
      >bugs assume that ships are going on optimal paths towards their destinations, so they throw asteroids along predicted optimal pathways.
      >humans are always too moronic to calculate the optimal paths and end up going on routes that are basically random and unpredictable.
      >the correction of the flight path puts the crew in danger in this instance because it is the optimal path
      Another reminder to play it cool and dumb, and not to "re-plot the course" like a b***h nerd.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think we're meant to believe that in the context of the film I just think verhoeven didn't give a frick about how long an asteroid would take to travel light years although we are meant to understand the federation are fascistic buttholes. It is also an entertaining fan theory though

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    going to school after watching this bros...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      webm context?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I luv ya deep down sarah

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >space movie about soldiers fighting space alien bugs
    >the military is what you would expect against a big alien threat
    >"OMG THIS MOVIE IS A SATIRE BECAUSE....STUFF THEY NEVER SAY OR SHOW IN THE MOVIE!"
    I will never understand this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They show it over and over in the movie. That's the point. There is no point in coming out to blatantly say it. It's demonstrating how populations of smoothbrains are convinced to follow fascist/authoritarian governments and thrown into meatgrinders for the goals of that government. If you need some character to stop the movie, look at the camera, and say "we are the bad guys, the bugs never actually attacked us, but we needed an excuse to increase patriotism, further secure power, funnel money to the war industry and politicians, and cull parts of the population" then you're just one of the smoothbrains that would be sent to Klendathu.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!!!!

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt matter, they want them dead
    kill em all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoa
      you must be from buenos aires

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're now forced to remember Starship Troopers 2 and 3.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You now fondly remember Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You HAVE purchased you suit model, haven't you? All proceeds go to the war effort!

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bugs did nothing wrong

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My theory about the movie universe is that the bugs are just Federation livestock. The Federation props them up as an invader, and uses them to cull the population. Its why the Federation sends out troops on moronic missions instead of just glassing every bug planet and being done with it.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, but they won't end it

    islam should take heed. quit while you're ahead. submit before it's too late. you have angered your betters.

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bugs have no concept of war

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image
    >irrelevant time wasting question

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dizzy > Carmen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

      All guys should have a tomboy sis who is obsessed with them to play sports and videogames and wrestle with but still cleans up well in a loose dress

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dina Meyer still looks great and isn't bogged like denise richards. Dina is one of the most underrated actresses. Very weird her career didn't take off.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like Dina refused to do anything further than a bit of nudity in her movies and so never made it to "Having sex with the directors for parts" famous.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's israeli and is a decent actress. could have gotten a lot of major roles without having to do any of that. tough competition maybe. can't think of any others who are in her age group that was a main competitor, aside from denis richards.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe if Dizzy's hair wasn't stuck in the 1980s.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not wanting to wrap your wiener in '80s thot hair

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our mission is world domination and they're in our way

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you convince a "FEDERATION GOOD" moron about how impossible it'd be for a bug society to "launch" attacks across galaxies? Beyond the fascist themes, how could you possibly make them understand?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silence, bug degenerate.

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the b***h that wanted to have children, falls into a trap and gets dragged in a cave, presumably not killed so she can serve as food for bug...children. her dream came true 🙂

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