Doctor Strange was a side character in his own movie. He did make a pretty sick cape out of the souls of the damned while possessing the decaying body of an alternate version of himself, and that was pretty neat for a marvel movie
>Doctor Strange was a side character in his own movie.
This was the worst fricking thing about the whole shitty movie tbh. Strange spends the entire time just reacting to other people, the plot doesn't have anything to do with any of his side characters or villains from the comics, and he just barely has the slightest bit of what you can call character development (something they obviously rushed to add in during reshoots) which basically just amounts to him learning how to get over being cucked by the love of his life. And judging from the laughable Charlize Theron cameo as Clea at the end, the third movie is going to basically just be what the second movie should have been, except there'll probably be no more Dr Strange after that trilogy ends.
I would've killed for Raimi's Dr Strange before this movie came out, but instead we just got monkey paw'd and it turned out that Disney completely and utterly gimped the entire movie by just making it focus on muh ebin multiverses and girl power. It only gets decent towards the end, when Raimi finally starts being allowed to do Raimi things with Strange and the story
Yeah, I’d honestly kill for a real Sam Raimi Doctor Strange movie that wasn’t really connected to Disney Marvel or the MCU. I just think it’s a character that would play really well to Raimi’s particular skill set. Doesn’t have to set up a franchise, doesn’t have to lead into some MCU garbage. I just want to see what he would do with it.
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It would be great. Just a stand-alone horror comedy with weird psychedelic imagery. And I don’t want MCU Doctor Strange, I want some butthole who talks like Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros
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> I want some butthole who talks like Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros
This is a major thing the MCU version lacks. Strange himself doesn’t need to behave like that, but someone in Kamar-Taj should. It should be more weird and goofy. That’s what Tilda Swinton should have been, but everyone in the wizard school was just surly and boring. There needs to be more weird shit and they don’t have to justify its inclusion. They’re weird hippy wizardfolk. They’re allowed to be hammy and stupid. I liked that some of them were just randomly animal people for no reason in this movie, and I hope that was a Raimi call. They need more dumb shit like that,
>is frankly refreshing
Well yeah, we've been stuck in a hellish loop of majority Mid and Meh tier villains, with weak smattering of mostly awfully written high tiers. Of course laughably evil bumblefrick is entertaining.
When I was younger I agreed with this a lot but as I got older I see the opposite:
Shit tier are unironcially more realistic
Legitimately bad people exist and have a lot of power
All Dr Strange did was help society. Wanka kidnapped a whole city, killed Professor X, killed people at the wizard school, killed that nice guy who didn't talk so much, etc
Dr. Strange did save society yes, but he did it by sacrificing Tony. He literally gave someone's life for the greater good. His logic was flawed. That's what the whole theme of this movie was about. "In the grand calculus of the multiverse"
He finally realized it at the end of MoM
Not just Tony.
Vision as well.
Vision perma-died before endgame even began, and nobody seems to give a rats ass about as they wank over Tony's corpse.
In a most spectacularly dramatic fashion for her personally.
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so everyone just stands there and watches their friends die horribly?
They never had a chance, and there's an infinite number of them, it literally doesn't matter.
There are a few heroes that are so powerful they get to play a different game than everyone else.
That's why she's right to be pissed off, specifically at Steven, because he's got the same perspective, and he's supposed to be "on her side," but he's not helping again because he's a "switch the track to run over my 1 friend instead of 4 strangers" type of person, and she's the opposite.
You shouldn’t post this shit. It’s very harmful to the minds of the gullible and inexperienced on this website.
Next you’ll be saying they’re fricked if their penis isn’t at least 10 inches and black.
Oh nooo I sure do really hope that isn't the whole reason OP made this thread about some crummy blockbuster a year and a half after it came out ahaha
Based and same
The best part is that she'd like it, too
The fact that this movie's initials are M.o.M., it came out 2 days before Mother's Day, and it's all about Wanda being a neurotic b***h because she doesn't have kids is wild. It will forever be the most dick-hardening capeshit flick, not just because it's lust-provoking, but it genuinely makes me want to cum so hard that I become a dad. A dumb movie making you want to hump a chick so that you both literally create life is outlandish, but here we are.
It is truly amazing that this film is so erotic and unusual, not exclusively because Elizabeth Olson is attractive and seductive in her role, but because the plot is driven by a "modern" women experiencing and inflicting great anguish because she is denied her natural motherly instincts and doing anything to fulfill that desire.
How bizarre that anons on a Fijian rock-sculpting forum would be so fascinated by this; that our society is so degenerate and the most vile forms of pornography are so cheaply and immediately available, that the only form of sexual rebellion and counterculture is to fantasize about monogamous sex for the purpose of procreation.
[...]
[...]
The fact that this movie's initials are M.o.M., it came out 2 days before Mother's Day, and it's all about Wanda being a neurotic b***h because she doesn't have kids is wild. It will forever be the most dick-hardening capeshit flick, not just because it's lust-provoking, but it genuinely makes me want to cum so hard that I become a dad. A dumb movie making you want to hump a chick so that you both literally create life is outlandish, but here we are.
What if your mother saw what you posted here today?
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Anonymous
She'd be puzzled, but ultimately glad that 1) I'm not engaging racist autistic shitposting and 2) have an interest in producing grandchildren for her.
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...producing grandchildren with a woman nearly the same age as her....
11 months ago
Anonymous
Lizzie is 34 and the character is 29...and it's just a fantasy.
What? You mean her mask/helmet thing? Idk, Hollywood has a lot of unrealistic armor but even by Hollywood standards it's difficult to think that "helmet" would stop even a sharp stick, let alone provide real defense against an axe or something
> villain is a hypocrite
N-no way…..
It feels like there should have been a seen of Wanda getting exposed to the connection between dreams and the multiverse.
>"When you break the rules to save all existence, you're the hero" >"But when I do it to hold an entire town hostage for a month, stuck in their bodies and constantly aware as I puppet them around to live out my lost fantasy life, I'm the bad guy."
Hear that? That's the sound of writers everywhere gasping.
>Sacrifices one life so save one reality among literally infinite realities including an infinite number where everyone died anyway
What's more valuable between an arbitrarily large number of strangers in an infinity of other strangers or your own family. Wanda did nothing wrong but see things clearly
They didn't care if it was a good defense or not, they wanted to show she was psychotic and was willing to do mental gymnastics to delude herself into continuing her psychotic behavior.
The fact that Wandavision ended with "Wow, you're so brave for finally releasing the town of people you enslaved, such sacrifice" makes me kind of doubtful that the writers actually planned it that way.
she needs to work on her multi-tasking. she's really working and fondling the balls of the guy on the right but the poor sap that get's her left-hand is just on standby.
"Well wanda I broke the rules to return half of all life to the universe which was cruelly snubbed out by Thanos. I myself died in my daring and selfless plan which worked. After Thanos killed your sex robot you enslaved and tortured the people of Westview for several months for no reason. You then murdered several people attempting to save the residents of the town. We are not the same, bawd. When I returned to life, from my ultimate sacrifice, I found the woman of my dreams, my love, shacked up, living with, in love with a filthy Black person. Frick you so much Wanda you stupid c**t."
>Captain Marvel 53 >Captain Marvel takes Doctor Minerva with him for questioning and gets intercepted by the Inhumans and the Kree castaway, Falzon. They pool their information and realize their recent struggles are all tied to the Kree's plans for the imminent War of Three Galaxies between the Kree and the Skrull, with Earth caught in the middle. Mar-Vell plans to use the Watcher's transporter to invade the heart of the Kree Supreme Science Council for answers and Black Bolt volunteers to go with him on what seems to be a suicide mission. >Arriving in the Council's chambers just as Councilman Por-Bat is poised to give the word to launch all-out attack on the Skrulls, Captain Marvel and Black Bolt fight desperately against the Kree guards until Mar-Vell's Universal Awareness tips him off that Por-Bat is not what he seems. Knocking him into the council's Truth Chair, Por-Bat is revealed to be a Skrull agent who had been leading the Kree into a decisive trap. Phae-Dor immediately calls off the battle plans and orders an end to the Kree operations on Earth, but vows that the long-term war against the Skrulls is far from over. Mar-Vell and Black Bolt leave, satisfied that at least for now, the galaxies are safe.
Sort of fits Max's story.
The Fantastic Four was Marvel Comics first big hit. A few years later they got Spider-Man. Sales from those two carried the company for a couple of decades
This thread inspired me to watch WandaVision. I kept getting filtered by the black and white sitcom but now I see that it's actually good.
Currently on Ep 4
He's a comics artist/writer, and was famously autistic about certain things back when he was a big name creator in the 80s.
Basically, his autism here was that he just found it too much for a robot to have emotions and for Scarlet Witch to be in love with him, no matter how intelligent and sentient the robot was, so he essentially completely fricked the two characters over to "fix it". They'd been married for like a decade and a half when he dismantled Vision, brought him back in a new, all-white, completely emotionless body, which then led to the breakup of the marriage, and then Byrne also revealed that their children were imaginary constructs and the emotionless Vision just abandons SW after she suffers a nervous breakdown.
TL;DR: Byrne is the guy who agreed with you, and answered it with a full-force character assassination
Nar. She was the bad guy in the movie. Why do people like to pretend otherwise? The bigger question is why Strange and Wong did absolutely nothing after the events of WandaVision given that protecting the world against this exact sort of supernatural threat is their entire job. The Scarlet Witch should be the single most significant being on Earth to these people, regardless of whether they worked together once.
Even if they ultimately want to let it slide, they should at least have gone to talk to her to hear her explanation. Under no circumstances should this international secret order of Sorcerers who band together to defend the earth from magic not be monitoring the most powerful magic lady on earth
>attractive mommy character wants innocent /ss/ cuddles and doesn’t care how many minorities she has to kill in the process
Logically this should be Cinemaphile‘s favorite character, but for some reason they hate this movie. What the heck is going on here
To be fair she killed several straight white male characters first and left Black Captain Marvel and Peggy Carter for last, so that was a sticking point
If Skippy and Buckwheat exist in every universe but this one, why didn’t she just go to one of the infinite number of universes where they were orphans? Or one of the infinite numbers of universes where the other Wanda wanted to get rid of them or something? Or one of the infinite number of universes where /ss/ is legal? Or one of the infinite number of universes where Jimbo and Patches are exactly the same but piss money? Or one of the infinite number of universe populated by only Wanda, Niffler and Sassafras? Or one of the infinite number of universes where the Westview even happened, but the town was happy to be slaves?
i dont know what you are talking about i only remember a couple things about that movie
yeah i seem to have memoryholed everything about this movie, can't even remember if olsen wore a hot outfit in it which means she didnt'.
are you going to tell us what she fricking said or are you just planning to use this thread to farm pics of elizabeth olsen
"When you break the rules, you are a hero, but when I break the rules, I became the enemy. Doesn't seem fair to me."
i don't even remember what doctor strange did so i have no input on this
He changed reality for Spidey
Doctor Strange was a side character in his own movie. He did make a pretty sick cape out of the souls of the damned while possessing the decaying body of an alternate version of himself, and that was pretty neat for a marvel movie
Yes that was pretty cool. I'm glad I didn't watch the trailer that basically shows it before seeing the movie, it would've completely ruined it.
>Doctor Strange was a side character in his own movie.
This was the worst fricking thing about the whole shitty movie tbh. Strange spends the entire time just reacting to other people, the plot doesn't have anything to do with any of his side characters or villains from the comics, and he just barely has the slightest bit of what you can call character development (something they obviously rushed to add in during reshoots) which basically just amounts to him learning how to get over being cucked by the love of his life. And judging from the laughable Charlize Theron cameo as Clea at the end, the third movie is going to basically just be what the second movie should have been, except there'll probably be no more Dr Strange after that trilogy ends.
I would've killed for Raimi's Dr Strange before this movie came out, but instead we just got monkey paw'd and it turned out that Disney completely and utterly gimped the entire movie by just making it focus on muh ebin multiverses and girl power. It only gets decent towards the end, when Raimi finally starts being allowed to do Raimi things with Strange and the story
Yeah, I’d honestly kill for a real Sam Raimi Doctor Strange movie that wasn’t really connected to Disney Marvel or the MCU. I just think it’s a character that would play really well to Raimi’s particular skill set. Doesn’t have to set up a franchise, doesn’t have to lead into some MCU garbage. I just want to see what he would do with it.
It would be great. Just a stand-alone horror comedy with weird psychedelic imagery. And I don’t want MCU Doctor Strange, I want some butthole who talks like Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros
> I want some butthole who talks like Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros
This is a major thing the MCU version lacks. Strange himself doesn’t need to behave like that, but someone in Kamar-Taj should. It should be more weird and goofy. That’s what Tilda Swinton should have been, but everyone in the wizard school was just surly and boring. There needs to be more weird shit and they don’t have to justify its inclusion. They’re weird hippy wizardfolk. They’re allowed to be hammy and stupid. I liked that some of them were just randomly animal people for no reason in this movie, and I hope that was a Raimi call. They need more dumb shit like that,
toddler level logic
Woman logic
You can understand her logic even though you don't agree with it, that's like the basics to write a villain
This basically circles around, lust for power or evil for the sake of evil is frankly refreshing
fair enough
>is frankly refreshing
Well yeah, we've been stuck in a hellish loop of majority Mid and Meh tier villains, with weak smattering of mostly awfully written high tiers. Of course laughably evil bumblefrick is entertaining.
Exactly. I would MUCH rather a good "evil for the sake of evil" villain over a piss poorly executed "complex" villain
When I was younger I agreed with this a lot but as I got older I see the opposite:
Shit tier are unironcially more realistic
Legitimately bad people exist and have a lot of power
examples? They all have some weird motives you're probably not seeing
My dad >:(
World Economic Forum
>Villains whose motives are a mystery and seem almost insane at times
This is so old, and Ozy is still the only convincing one in his tier.
All Dr Strange did was help society. Wanka kidnapped a whole city, killed Professor X, killed people at the wizard school, killed that nice guy who didn't talk so much, etc
Dr. Strange did save society yes, but he did it by sacrificing Tony. He literally gave someone's life for the greater good. His logic was flawed. That's what the whole theme of this movie was about. "In the grand calculus of the multiverse"
He finally realized it at the end of MoM
Not just Tony.
Vision as well.
Vision perma-died before endgame even began, and nobody seems to give a rats ass about as they wank over Tony's corpse.
In a most spectacularly dramatic fashion for her personally.
They never had a chance, and there's an infinite number of them, it literally doesn't matter.
There are a few heroes that are so powerful they get to play a different game than everyone else.
That's why she's right to be pissed off, specifically at Steven, because he's got the same perspective, and he's supposed to be "on her side," but he's not helping again because he's a "switch the track to run over my 1 friend instead of 4 strangers" type of person, and she's the opposite.
they tried, so obviously they think they had a chance. logically, attacking all at once would improve this theoretical chance.
>Villain has flawed logic
WHAT? UNTHINKABLE!
INCONCEIVABLE
Open borders for Palestine.
>My pussy is dripping wet for a year Strange,if i don't get fricked soon i'm killing someone
>Anyone not having sex for a year
This could only happen in a fictional universe.
You shouldn’t post this shit. It’s very harmful to the minds of the gullible and inexperienced on this website.
Next you’ll be saying they’re fricked if their penis isn’t at least 10 inches and black.
Why didn't Strange save her with his penis?
Too busy simping after his coalburning ex-girlfriend
sounds right
I forgot Christine married a black guy. Who is a big Strange fan.
The fact that this movie's initials are M.o.M., it came out 2 days before Mother's Day, and it's all about Wanda being a neurotic b***h because she doesn't have kids is wild. It will forever be the most dick-hardening capeshit flick, not just because it's lust-provoking, but it genuinely makes me want to cum so hard that I become a dad. A dumb movie making you want to hump a chick so that you both literally create life is outlandish, but here we are.
What the FRICK did anon mean by this?
It is truly amazing that this film is so erotic and unusual, not exclusively because Elizabeth Olson is attractive and seductive in her role, but because the plot is driven by a "modern" women experiencing and inflicting great anguish because she is denied her natural motherly instincts and doing anything to fulfill that desire.
How bizarre that anons on a Fijian rock-sculpting forum would be so fascinated by this; that our society is so degenerate and the most vile forms of pornography are so cheaply and immediately available, that the only form of sexual rebellion and counterculture is to fantasize about monogamous sex for the purpose of procreation.
What if your mother saw what you posted here today?
She'd be puzzled, but ultimately glad that 1) I'm not engaging racist autistic shitposting and 2) have an interest in producing grandchildren for her.
...producing grandchildren with a woman nearly the same age as her....
Lizzie is 34 and the character is 29...and it's just a fantasy.
M.o.m
Master of magic??
Yep
Multiverse of Madness
unhinged Wanda, best Wanda
Oh nooo I sure do really hope that isn't the whole reason OP made this thread about some crummy blockbuster a year and a half after it came out ahaha
What? You mean her mask/helmet thing? Idk, Hollywood has a lot of unrealistic armor but even by Hollywood standards it's difficult to think that "helmet" would stop even a sharp stick, let alone provide real defense against an axe or something
Given she's the villain of the movie, no, probably not.
SHUT UP
What's next for Wanda?
This is the only woman on the planet beside my actual mother that I would call mommy.
Based and same
The best part is that she'd like it, too
cringe
> villain is a hypocrite
N-no way…..
It feels like there should have been a seen of Wanda getting exposed to the connection between dreams and the multiverse.
>"When you break the rules to save all existence, you're the hero"
>"But when I do it to hold an entire town hostage for a month, stuck in their bodies and constantly aware as I puppet them around to live out my lost fantasy life, I'm the bad guy."
Hear that? That's the sound of writers everywhere gasping.
Based Wanda. Their lives have never been more interesting than when she possessed them.
Do you think she made them have freak witch sex?
that line ltierally made me suck a fat shit right back into my ass
that sounds homosexual
>Sacrifices one life so save one reality among literally infinite realities including an infinite number where everyone died anyway
What's more valuable between an arbitrarily large number of strangers in an infinity of other strangers or your own family. Wanda did nothing wrong but see things clearly
>you will roleplay for me
lewd
crude
They didn't care if it was a good defense or not, they wanted to show she was psychotic and was willing to do mental gymnastics to delude herself into continuing her psychotic behavior.
You know, the kind of shit that villains do
Here come the armpitgays
I didn't even notice her armpits when I posted it, but now that you've pointed it out...
The fact that Wandavision ended with "Wow, you're so brave for finally releasing the town of people you enslaved, such sacrifice" makes me kind of doubtful that the writers actually planned it that way.
Perhaps.
Alright, I'm done with propping up with thread. Good night.
she needs to work on her multi-tasking. she's really working and fondling the balls of the guy on the right but the poor sap that get's her left-hand is just on standby.
*activates your femdom fetish*
Post gloves. Now.
>Post gloves. Now.
Yes.
The way she magiced herself through that small mirror breaking every bone in her body was really hot
and then everybody clapped
>and then everybody clapped
-cheeks
Women can't argue logically, so it was pretty accurate writing tbf
Beneath your digits, is a deeply misogynistic and simplistic post.
olsen got mogged hard by xochitl in this movie
Lol no. But in the next Avengers movie she'll probably be mogged by Xochitl. Elizabeth hit 32 began aging like her sisters.
Xochitl will probably be old enough to legally be hot by then too
anon, I--
"Well wanda I broke the rules to return half of all life to the universe which was cruelly snubbed out by Thanos. I myself died in my daring and selfless plan which worked. After Thanos killed your sex robot you enslaved and tortured the people of Westview for several months for no reason. You then murdered several people attempting to save the residents of the town. We are not the same, bawd. When I returned to life, from my ultimate sacrifice, I found the woman of my dreams, my love, shacked up, living with, in love with a filthy Black person. Frick you so much Wanda you stupid c**t."
seething
I read it in his voice.
Waldron is a Rick & Morty writer, he only thinks in terms of things being "funny" or "cool".
So we get girlboss lines rather than actual dialogue.
No, it wasn't meant to be
Women can't be held accountable for their actions.
Women *clap* can't *clap* be *clap* held *clap* accountable *clap* for *clap* their *clap* actions.
Plap*
Plap?
brehs...
Why did Max have black bolt and captain marvel on his wall?
>Captain Marvel 53
>Captain Marvel takes Doctor Minerva with him for questioning and gets intercepted by the Inhumans and the Kree castaway, Falzon. They pool their information and realize their recent struggles are all tied to the Kree's plans for the imminent War of Three Galaxies between the Kree and the Skrull, with Earth caught in the middle. Mar-Vell plans to use the Watcher's transporter to invade the heart of the Kree Supreme Science Council for answers and Black Bolt volunteers to go with him on what seems to be a suicide mission.
>Arriving in the Council's chambers just as Councilman Por-Bat is poised to give the word to launch all-out attack on the Skrulls, Captain Marvel and Black Bolt fight desperately against the Kree guards until Mar-Vell's Universal Awareness tips him off that Por-Bat is not what he seems. Knocking him into the council's Truth Chair, Por-Bat is revealed to be a Skrull agent who had been leading the Kree into a decisive trap. Phae-Dor immediately calls off the battle plans and orders an end to the Kree operations on Earth, but vows that the long-term war against the Skrulls is far from over. Mar-Vell and Black Bolt leave, satisfied that at least for now, the galaxies are safe.
Sort of fits Max's story.
Thanks for the summary. I detect you might be a tad facetious with it fitting Max's story, though.
blackbolt could have won.
>angry women are dangerous
so everyone just stands there and watches their friends die horribly?
I never understood why Mr Fantastic is so big in Marvel. He's just lame
Not the maker version. That one is pretty cool.
The Fantastic Four was Marvel Comics first big hit. A few years later they got Spider-Man. Sales from those two carried the company for a couple of decades
something something he's the smartest character
>Did the writers really think
no
>An essay within an essay: X-Men 3 vs DS: MOM
I can't see to see a movie with her and Adam Driver
you capeshit watchers are pathetic
The fact that there’s any reality where Liz Olsen isn’t a cute perfect tradwife is very unbelievable as it is
Who else used to think she was the older one because she was taller?
I loved this film
It made me cry because I could really relate to her emotions
This thread inspired me to watch WandaVision. I kept getting filtered by the black and white sitcom but now I see that it's actually good.
Currently on Ep 4
Liz inspires my dick
Lmao, pleb
The black and white episodes are the peak of the show. It's all downhill from episode 3 onwards. At least Lizzie's good throughout.
Why didn't they go to any nudist universes in MoM?
because the implication is sexier.
>implying implications
I love her so much bros
cringe
Sorry I call dibs
why does she hate serbs so much bros?
Why do normies not find it weird that Scarlet Witch was in a sexual relationship with a Robot????
>t. John Byrne
who? I dont watch these youtube people
He's a comics artist/writer, and was famously autistic about certain things back when he was a big name creator in the 80s.
Basically, his autism here was that he just found it too much for a robot to have emotions and for Scarlet Witch to be in love with him, no matter how intelligent and sentient the robot was, so he essentially completely fricked the two characters over to "fix it". They'd been married for like a decade and a half when he dismantled Vision, brought him back in a new, all-white, completely emotionless body, which then led to the breakup of the marriage, and then Byrne also revealed that their children were imaginary constructs and the emotionless Vision just abandons SW after she suffers a nervous breakdown.
TL;DR: Byrne is the guy who agreed with you, and answered it with a full-force character assassination
Nar. She was the bad guy in the movie. Why do people like to pretend otherwise? The bigger question is why Strange and Wong did absolutely nothing after the events of WandaVision given that protecting the world against this exact sort of supernatural threat is their entire job. The Scarlet Witch should be the single most significant being on Earth to these people, regardless of whether they worked together once.
Even if they ultimately want to let it slide, they should at least have gone to talk to her to hear her explanation. Under no circumstances should this international secret order of Sorcerers who band together to defend the earth from magic not be monitoring the most powerful magic lady on earth
She just wanted her keeds, mang. She wanted to be with her make-believe keeds.
>attractive mommy character wants innocent /ss/ cuddles and doesn’t care how many minorities she has to kill in the process
Logically this should be Cinemaphile‘s favorite character, but for some reason they hate this movie. What the heck is going on here
>doesn’t care how many queer minority girlboss characters of color she has to kill in the process
Fixed
To be fair she killed several straight white male characters first and left Black Captain Marvel and Peggy Carter for last, so that was a sticking point
>stupid tite latina needs correction
Wanda went too far
>latina
>her ´powers are jumping through multiverses
Same issue with
>they'll never know what you sacrificed.
Victimhood ain't the blank check writers pretend it is.
If Skippy and Buckwheat exist in every universe but this one, why didn’t she just go to one of the infinite number of universes where they were orphans? Or one of the infinite numbers of universes where the other Wanda wanted to get rid of them or something? Or one of the infinite number of universes where /ss/ is legal? Or one of the infinite number of universes where Jimbo and Patches are exactly the same but piss money? Or one of the infinite number of universe populated by only Wanda, Niffler and Sassafras? Or one of the infinite number of universes where the Westview even happened, but the town was happy to be slaves?
There are two kinds of people in this world. Jett people and Julian people. Which one you are tells me everything I need to know