>Check out who's on the hog in the rearview mirror
GEORGE MICHAEL
>GEORGE MICHAEL
Why were they always picking on Hog?
Compared to Lindsay and Maebe, she probably turned out the best. For some reason, idk why, she's abandoned social media. Probably because she has PTSD from AD.
>jeffrey tambor
He directed Alia's first topless scene in "Transparent". Just imagine all the things wrong with that and what makes it so HOT!
So, there was some love for the guy from the cast. Idk why Jessica became his target to bully. Despite being married on the show, they usually weren't on screen together.
This is what I've always heard, but a bunch of my friends were laughing at me the other day when I mentioned it, I think they think it's what this anon said
First base is kissing, second base is boob touching, third base is vegana touching, homerun is sex
kinda funny that people are still giving different answers. I wonder how old the other anons are. I'm in my 30s and the bases were:
1st hand holding, or hugging, or cuddling.
2nd is kissing and groping or rubbing of ass, legs, and breasts.
3rd is hand jobs and fingering.
4th was sex both penetrative and oral.
First base is kissing, second base is boob touching, third base is vegana touching, homerun is sex
is right because the expression comes from a time when most people didn't do oral at all, even when married.
Nowadays people often substitute the third base for oral.
I wish i could remember some tv shows or movies where they mention the bases but I remember 2nd base (making out sessions with touching) been mentioned the most frequently because that's what's usually shown.
it is very funny, but it's also very quirky and some people don't like that. it's also a show that requires you to actually pay attention because most of the jokes are layered
>requires you to actually pay attention
I disagree.
The best part about "Arrested Development" is that while it's hilarious on first viewing, it's even funnier on the 2nd and then 3rd watches. You always catch a new joke or gag that you never saw before. That's why people fell in love with it AFTER it left live tv (I watched it live).
And that's why the new seasons failed, because all the callbacks and sight gags were terribly forced and depending on the version you watched, completely out of order. The creators forgot what made the show great.
> Hello, my name is Dr. Tobias Funke. I graduated with honors from Boston College and I did my post-graduate in psycholinguistics at MIT. And this is You're A Bad, Bad, Man from Annie Get Your Gun.
>show ends with them passionately making out and running off into the sunset together
Definitely. Though I don't blame you if you don't remember anything from seasons 4 and 5
She's quite talented too. It's funny going back to Avatar and realized how much soul her performance gave Katara, compared to that plain, boring actress they have in the role in the Netflix live-action.
The great debate between AD is Season 1 Vs. Season 2
Plenty of reason to prefer one over the other. 2 is arguably more layered in its joke writing, but stylistically season 1 edges it out by having more creative editing and funnier visual gags. Both are incredible, but I think I prefer season 1.
>revitiligo
I read this as "Alia turned into a wendigo" and laughed my ass off. I just remember it from "Supernatural", some she-beast that now lives in the forest.
The Bluth family is pretty much my extended family >Grandfather is a wealthy yet strange businessman constantly at odds with the IRS >Grandmother is a casually racist, narcissistic person constantly criticizing others' looks >Uncle is an incapable man-child completely supported by the grandparents >Aunt is like Tobias mixed with Job, always in and out of these strange jobs/gigs, unable to hold anything down, not liked much by the grandparents >My mother is like Michael, the only sane, normal one of the lot >One of my uncles adopted a chinese child, I call them Annyong >The family employs a hapless buffoon as our private lawyer, a la Barry Zuckerkorn >Grandmother also employs a sometimes-private-investigator/sometimes-handyman like Gene Parmesan
And I'm kind of a mix between George Michael and Maeby
Did you?
Maybe...
for me? it's Egg
Her?
Who?
You probably know her as Egg or my favorite, Wall.
NO ONE POST IT!
You impregnated your cousin, you little pervert!
Would.
She was cute ugly. Now she's just ugly.
yep
this was such a letdown. it turned maybe into no for me.
any actress who whips their breasts out needlessly, good or bad, is based in my book
She hit the wall before 25
MY EYES!!!
MR ADVERTISER NO GET DOWN
oh, they're crooked
Check out who's on the hog in the rearview mirror
GEORGE MICHAEL
>Check out who's on the hog in the rearview mirror
>GEORGE MICHAEL
Why were they always picking on Hog?
Compared to Lindsay and Maebe, she probably turned out the best. For some reason, idk why, she's abandoned social media. Probably because she has PTSD from AD.
Apparently she was/is super fricking loose and party prostituted around 24/7 doing drugs and sucking dick.
Her?
Would
I love Mae! She was great in Good Girls playing a complete bawd and It's a shame it got cancelled.
>Apparently she was/is super fricking loose and party prostituted around 24/7 doing drugs and sucking dick.
Well let's hope so
also apparently jeffrey tambor is a dick who made jessica walter cry all the time. frick tambor
>jeffrey tambor
He directed Alia's first topless scene in "Transparent". Just imagine all the things wrong with that and what makes it so HOT!
So, there was some love for the guy from the cast. Idk why Jessica became his target to bully. Despite being married on the show, they usually weren't on screen together.
She got so disgusting when she got older
I bet that girl currently hit like 20 walls.
They got to 2nd base, remember?
>every Cera character is doomed to 2nd base at best
>Dad's gonna be crushed
I think the Arrested Development writers were implying oral sex happened just due to this gag
Egg-plant
Can someone definitively explain what the bases are? I've heard a bunch of different variations
First base is kissing, second base is boob touching, third base is vegana touching, homerun is sex
1st is making out, 2nd is handstuff, 3rd is oral, home is p in v
This is what I've always heard, but a bunch of my friends were laughing at me the other day when I mentioned it, I think they think it's what this anon said
Funny because I was thinking today how outdated those terms are and they should make a new slang for things like anal, cunnilingus, BJ, etc
It works better as a football analogy:
>25 yard line = kissing
>50 yard line = touching
>75 yard line = oral
>100 yard line = sex
I want to score a touchdown on Mae
Her?
1st base is being in the same room as a woman
2nd base is making direct eye contact with a woman
3rd base is speaking to a woman
home run is being touched in any form by a woman
kinda funny that people are still giving different answers. I wonder how old the other anons are. I'm in my 30s and the bases were:
1st hand holding, or hugging, or cuddling.
2nd is kissing and groping or rubbing of ass, legs, and breasts.
3rd is hand jobs and fingering.
4th was sex both penetrative and oral.
This anon
is right because the expression comes from a time when most people didn't do oral at all, even when married.
Nowadays people often substitute the third base for oral.
I wish i could remember some tv shows or movies where they mention the bases but I remember 2nd base (making out sessions with touching) been mentioned the most frequently because that's what's usually shown.
She aged worse than Jessica Walter.
is this show actually funny?
one of the funniest i've ever seen
The first three seasons? Arguably one of the funniest shows out there. especially after repeat watches
it's the peak of american comedy
no
This, 30 rock, curb, and IASP are probably the funniest comedies ever made tbh.
>30 rock
frick off homosexual
It was, I don't know if zoomies would get the references. There was a lot Iraq war stuff.
>STRONGER THAN A ROCK
Nah, it needs a laugh track, tbhonest farn.
If you have an IQ above 80, yes. If you're used to watching Friends and The Office it'll probably go over your head
Yes but Netflix kind of lost the magic with their finishing seasons.
absolutely
I've tried watching season 1 multiple times and it just fails to make me care about anything.
just don't watch the netflix seasons
it is very funny, but it's also very quirky and some people don't like that. it's also a show that requires you to actually pay attention because most of the jokes are layered
>requires you to actually pay attention
I disagree.
The best part about "Arrested Development" is that while it's hilarious on first viewing, it's even funnier on the 2nd and then 3rd watches. You always catch a new joke or gag that you never saw before. That's why people fell in love with it AFTER it left live tv (I watched it live).
And that's why the new seasons failed, because all the callbacks and sight gags were terribly forced and depending on the version you watched, completely out of order. The creators forgot what made the show great.
you're a crook captain hook
maybe once or twice
Well George Michael has a really good body, so probably
OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE sale
Tobias getting up on stage and rolling around will never not be funny
would you like to try that a little simpler?
> Hello, my name is Dr. Tobias Funke. I graduated with honors from Boston College and I did my post-graduate in psycholinguistics at MIT. And this is You're A Bad, Bad, Man from Annie Get Your Gun.
>i'm looking for something that says dad likes leather
>the Gothic butthole?
AAAMAAAAA——-ZIIIIING GRAAAACE
>show ends with them passionately making out and running off into the sunset together
Definitely. Though I don't blame you if you don't remember anything from seasons 4 and 5
maebe was saddams daughter
>Her?
>Yeah.
>What, is she funny or something?
Gotta give props to mae whitman for really willing to hardcore lean in to nothing but jokes about how plain she is.
She's quite talented too. It's funny going back to Avatar and realized how much soul her performance gave Katara, compared to that plain, boring actress they have in the role in the Netflix live-action.
Her?
>hot ham water
> a sea full of waiters and no one will take a drink order.
one of my favorite lines ever
Rest in peace Carl
>I met the most amazing person last night, a woman who actually works two jobs!
>cuts to a picture of his mugshot
The great debate between AD is Season 1 Vs. Season 2
Plenty of reason to prefer one over the other. 2 is arguably more layered in its joke writing, but stylistically season 1 edges it out by having more creative editing and funnier visual gags. Both are incredible, but I think I prefer season 1.
yes
I don't think they fricked irl, because he was dating her friend Aubrey Plaza. Then he dumped her for his now wife.
On the show, I'm pretty sure they were fricking in George Michaels dorm room, but that season was so disjointed, I'm not sure?
how does she keep getting more freckles
its like she's got that damn revitiligo
>revitiligo
I read this as "Alia turned into a wendigo" and laughed my ass off. I just remember it from "Supernatural", some she-beast that now lives in the forest.
post your progression of favorite characters
for me
>gob
>then tobias
>lucille realisation
>get rid of the Seaward
>...I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
Does he know?
The Bluth family is pretty much my extended family
>Grandfather is a wealthy yet strange businessman constantly at odds with the IRS
>Grandmother is a casually racist, narcissistic person constantly criticizing others' looks
>Uncle is an incapable man-child completely supported by the grandparents
>Aunt is like Tobias mixed with Job, always in and out of these strange jobs/gigs, unable to hold anything down, not liked much by the grandparents
>My mother is like Michael, the only sane, normal one of the lot
>One of my uncles adopted a chinese child, I call them Annyong
>The family employs a hapless buffoon as our private lawyer, a la Barry Zuckerkorn
>Grandmother also employs a sometimes-private-investigator/sometimes-handyman like Gene Parmesan
And I'm kind of a mix between George Michael and Maeby
And you're fricking your cousin
Unfortunately no 🙁
so are you!
Gene is one of the best throwaway characters.
AHHHHHH HE GOT ME AGAIN!
Is Tobias black?
hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin maeby?
the callback to this gave me a hearty kek
>oh... i wish they were balls
>"Dragon! Nuts! ...no you damn fool, the bridge mix, the bridge mix!"
i like in the early episodes when tobias gets humiliated or embarrassed and just kind of runs away
her?