>guess davies didn't give him a call to help save who
Eccleston legitimately hates Davies and will only reprise the role if the BBC publicly blacklists him, he has been contacted like 20 times to reprise the role and has told them to frick off every time.
definitely however the finale of S3 is probably the shows best episode because of that beautiful scene when he finally finds Nora and acts like he just ran into her
What I can’t figure out is why were they sneaking around? They’re like 60 years old. They’ve been dating or fricking or whatever it is they’re doing for literally 20 years. Who are they hiding this from? You can just date like regular people, why are they pretending it’s illegal for them to date?
>Watch 8 hours of some of the best television ever made that uses the characters and setting to explore multiple personal themes and theological beliefs beyond the scale of the crime at the centre of the plot >your take away is that it was too male and sweaty >call your revival series a lesbian rom-com
Absolutely braindead take.
Isn't Jodie the town bicycle or something? Or at least that what she was like back at anchorage? Like I get it to a degree, when it's dark all the time and not much is actually happening sex ends up as a major past time. That or being shitfaced between shifts.
Because both of them are police, him being her senior. Do you really not see why this could be seen as a problem? Let alone the people in the town would talk.
That scene is crazy, because they weren’t moaning the way normal people do when they have sex, they were screaming like they were in the Civil War and they were having their legs sawed off. It was maybe the least sexy sex scene ever put to film
I fricked a girl. She wasn't really making goofy fricking faces but she explicitly was telling me with her mimic that's she's enjoying my dick - she smiled, opened her mouth wide so i could see her teeth, her eyes were rolling. She was half laughing as trying to say something while my sweat was literally dropping dropping on her head, face, chest and breasts - me....you...(laugh)....i'm comiiiiiing!...
Gonna frick her again the day after tomorrow.
But i think i'm more of a stoic fricker, i concentrate on an act so my face is probably a little tense.
tbh i don't see a problem for him. he will forever be remembered for contributing a crucial part to a now already legendary piece of tv history (and their mediocre/okayish follow-ups).
better yet, people realizing just how trash this new feminist take on the idea is will watch the first seaon instead, many doing so for the first time ever and will appreciate it as well
i fricked a prostitute last year and she put lube in her pussy and was obviously dry as hell but i went full force and she was clearly in pain and it made me so fricking hard
i remember her grabbing the mattress in agony
glad i filmed it, still jack off to it
you do realize you can pay women to have sex right? that being an incel in a voluntary choice? that incels are pathetic and addicted to victimhood? >waaaaah women won't have sex with me
if you pay them they will, moron
I thought incels would never touch a prostitute because:
1. paid action
2. not genuine (they seek genuine attraction, not just putting a dick in something)
3. prostitutes are lower on the respect scale than women who pay them no interest (their main source of seethe)
>guy's face in that screenshot >Danvers was fricking around town plenty
Looking at the faces of those scientists they might have been frozen while fricking Danvers.
I should investigate.
how the frick do you come on to someone else's creation and have the audacity to say that shit. the condescension in her reply, like somehow her bullshit is going to have an impact on any of the things she mentioned as negatives.
unfricking believable.
>do everything yo can not to show her granny belly
I can literally hear the director calling for a bigger shirt for the guy while he tells the camera operator to pan up
Closest to this was an escort that absolutely gave me a pelvs shattering ride. Just watched her bounce up and down on me as I sat on the edge of the bed and I was staring at those angel wings tatooed on her back.No one was screaming though. I miss when I wasn't too much of a fat drunk to frick.
I don't watch tv but any better photos of Jodie from this episode? this upper half of her body looks on point.
I assume she's not nude in the episode but any decent brassier shots? >nooooo she is ...le old
frick off.
what the frick qualifications do they have to be an "intimacy coordinator"
knowing what sex is, knowing the right people
There was an episode of Soft White Underbelly with a young BDSM couple, like early 20s. The guy had been in the "community" in L.A. since he was 18 and had been running workshops classes etc and based off that and after #metoo, he has a gig as "intimacy coordinator" in Hollywood now. He's really cute and comes off as innocent sweet and non-threatening and I'm sure he met industry connections through the "community". So blame that shithead.
>le epic "ahem in english please?" like she's too dumb to understand the words "cellular degeneration" and "reverse" together >the ending before the music sting where the guy is missing and jodie foster's like "he got separated?" then navarro's like "no. he's out there. he's alive"
how does she know he's alive? why would she say that?
>so in this scene you'll be having crazy loud passionate sex >so I need you to be almost fully clothed, both of you
uh, ok. Seeing a lot of this lately. I sorta get it on network tv shows that have to keep it pg13 but they've started doing it on hbo R rated shows and it just looks goofy.
They are clothed because nothing gets the tv turned off faster than seeing naked old people. Which is ironic considering this scene only exists because a bunch of focus group feminists created it for press/female empowerment. >Jodie Foster's Night Country Sex Scene Proves That Sexy Really Doesn't Have An Age Limit... And That's A Good Thing. >Hollywood Take Note: Sexy Doesn't Have an Expiration Date
This is the core issue with millenial women writing shows. They still have the maternal instinct to teach compassion and tolerance to their children, but they are going home every night to cats and wine, so they turn their sights on society at large. And nobody wants to hear it. These people are not talented creative writers, as you can see by the quality of their work. They are just coping with the fact that they will be forever alone after menopause because they married their career instead of having children, so they are writing therapeutic fantasies about some distant future where they are still sexually relevant. Objectively, Jodie is the only wet hole in Alaska in this scene. If this took place in a city, that dude would be paying b***hes tuition for pussy or banging hookers and she would be drinking herself into a coma as soon as she clocks out.
Blue is the Warmest Color would be an incredibly boring and self-indulgent movie without the sex scenes.
Indeed, huge tracts of erotica and many romantic movies could not be made without sex scenes. More often than not they're poorly done, but that's not reason enough to say they are unnecessary
Do people really just show up uninvited and say let's have sex and then they have sex? And then do they have super important work to do and they leave immediately after, without even washing out their c**t?
It was by that point I thought the writing was utterly moronic. This Sherlock Holmes logic of "HMM WELL YOU SEE THE MAYO IN THE SANDWICH AKSHUALLY" has its place in some series but just isn't grounded in the least.
It's so weirdly lazy, everything in this season's writing is utterly fricking lazy
>This Sherlock Holmes logic of "HMM WELL YOU SEE THE MAYO IN THE SANDWICH AKSHUALLY"
What the frick are you talking about? It doesn't take Sherlock fricking Holmes to walk in and smell a clearly rotting sandwich and put two and two together and figure out the place they're in has been abandoned for an extended period of time. This isn't the work of a mastermind sleuth or something- she just had a nose and was able to smell the very obvious fact their food was rotting meaning they couldn't have been there for at least a few days
Indeed, it doesn't take Sherlock or a mastermind to deduce that, any of the fricking cops present could have done this. It's such a stupid thing for the other cops not to know, you don't need to make sandwiches to know that, you just need to literally eat food. But of course, we all know that the real message here is Foster being a woman is the only one who knows food yada yada. >They're all inexperienced, only Foster is a detective
One is a fricking police captain, they've dealt with murders before, he has boxes on boxes of cold cases at his house. This is lazy fricking writing, and doesn't belong in True Detective, a grounded show where the supporting cast usually has an idea of how to do their fricking jobs (see the ONE actual good season).
That's why I bring up Sherlock. Yes, it doesn't take a mastermind to deduce all that, you're agreeing with my point. Sherlock writing would be just one c**t popping up and going "AH HERE'S THIS DETAIL NO ONE ELSE NOTICES, SO SIMPLE AND YET I CAUGHT IT AND YOU DIDN'T CAUSE MY OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS". You're saying the literal captain didn't catch this? Give me a fricking break. >Rust in S1 was a supercop
Rust in S1 was a cop prone to failing, Marty was here to balance him out. The guys there are shocked by the horror of the murder, implying that they aren't used to dealing with this kind of thing and yet they all do their job well. S4 on the opposite has like one capable person in their police force. It's the utmost laziest fricking writing and someone of Jodie Foster's talent level probably deserves a better script.
I'd say that foster is the only one vaguely trying to do the job. Everyone else is either a cult member or on the mining companies payroll. So they've just got a culture of completely half-assing jobs.
So where are things going? Is this season trying to go down the 'magic is actually real after all' route? Even if half the town is hallucinating from fricked water supply, granny somehow found bodies, the bodies themselves had to have been flash frozen in a bizarre manner because that won't happen 'naturally' (the missing guy + his cult helpers), yet also somehow keep one guy alive for 48hrs+ buried naked in ICE, he should be dead. Unless they got the pop-sickle treatment mere minutes before granny arrived on the scene, and now you'd need to have dragged out a fricking blast freezer (from a boat etc) all the way out there to arrange your meat web, all to throw the cops off your trail for like two days.
it will be a inuit magic something where inuit girl did horrible things to people but in reality she is the real victim and traumatized by evil white men who kidnapped and raped her family or something.
>Why are even seasons of this show cursed?
One was a banger
Two was fricking memed to death
Three started great but the finale was mid
Four is just fricking off
No,that gilf pussy is higher than an ant's anus and that guy had 0 penis stimulation his entire life, that's the only way their reactions appear genuine
Was the after-sex conversation important enough to the plot to warrant the scene? Does having sex lead to more meaningful conversations? Does being an incel make you dumber?
One of these people is a horribly muscular monster that could attract no one and could break a mirror with how ugly he is... And the other other is....
Ted Connelly.
is that Dr who? Not tennant, the one before him
Yes
Damn he got fat and ugly
chris ecceleston or whatever, yeah
guess davies didn't give him a call to help save who
>guess davies didn't give him a call to help save who
Eccleston legitimately hates Davies and will only reprise the role if the BBC publicly blacklists him, he has been contacted like 20 times to reprise the role and has told them to frick off every time.
No, this is Dr Who
how zesty
how about that pricks face when he saw the gyatt
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Top 10 Sex Scenes in movies that WILL shock you!
I loved that guy in The Leftovers.
Matt episodes were always based. He's 3 for 3 the best episodes every season.
definitely however the finale of S3 is probably the shows best episode because of that beautiful scene when he finally finds Nora and acts like he just ran into her
>mfs never fricked a pussy so good that it had you screamin AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No I've never fricked a pussy so good it had me screamin' aaah.
Underrated
I’ve had pussy that made me moan real loud but I’ve yet to frick one that makes me scream at the top of my lungs
Zoomer Tbh
He looks more like everything in his body hurts
What I can’t figure out is why were they sneaking around? They’re like 60 years old. They’ve been dating or fricking or whatever it is they’re doing for literally 20 years. Who are they hiding this from? You can just date like regular people, why are they pretending it’s illegal for them to date?
It's all a bait and switch
>Watch 8 hours of some of the best television ever made that uses the characters and setting to explore multiple personal themes and theological beliefs beyond the scale of the crime at the centre of the plot
>your take away is that it was too male and sweaty
>call your revival series a lesbian rom-com
Absolutely braindead take.
That's nothing like what that article excerpt says, and you're calling other people braindead.
It’s just a vehicle to pump out a political agenda; activist television has found a new victim.
>x is female
>the future is female
>woman takes over series
>turns it into a rom-com
how embarrassing
That's clearly about Foster and the Black/Native woman
>Dark mirror version
>S1 is great
>S4 is shit
Well, she upheld her part of the bargain
Isn't Jodie the town bicycle or something? Or at least that what she was like back at anchorage? Like I get it to a degree, when it's dark all the time and not much is actually happening sex ends up as a major past time. That or being shitfaced between shifts.
Because both of them are police, him being her senior. Do you really not see why this could be seen as a problem? Let alone the people in the town would talk.
there's this wild thing, marriage, they could've tried
Do people really scream and moan when they have sex? I thought it was a porn thing only
That scene is crazy, because they weren’t moaning the way normal people do when they have sex, they were screaming like they were in the Civil War and they were having their legs sawed off. It was maybe the least sexy sex scene ever put to film
They're gonna go the dyke rout and that'll be cool and intimate. These people are evil.
Who tf hates lesbians this much?
Stop being pathetic
it literally says "this is friendship" in the screencap you posted
Femal vocalization during sex is literally a psyop. They've been faking it since the beginning of time to manipulate men. You've been bamboozled
>works for the sole purpose of cum extraction
>NOOOOOOOO you can't do that!!!!
kek touch grass
Everyone knows this, but moans are hot so nobody cares.
It's not hot when it's obviously fake.
Awkward as frick. Purposefully?
I always scream "The South shall rise again!" when I cum. Which is weird because I am from Rhode Island.
save your federal reserve notes boys, the state shall rise again!
scream; rarely. moaning yes all the time. its just heavier breathing. wtf do you think people just penetrate in awkward silence?
in my experience it's about 50 50 for girls
Yeah. Fifity year olds dp do.
I fricked a girl. She wasn't really making goofy fricking faces but she explicitly was telling me with her mimic that's she's enjoying my dick - she smiled, opened her mouth wide so i could see her teeth, her eyes were rolling. She was half laughing as trying to say something while my sweat was literally dropping dropping on her head, face, chest and breasts - me....you...(laugh)....i'm comiiiiiing!...
Gonna frick her again the day after tomorrow.
But i think i'm more of a stoic fricker, i concentrate on an act so my face is probably a little tense.
>I fricked a girl.
sure you did.
Mostly it's my girlfriend moaning and me telling her to shut up so I can get my head in the zone
How big is her zone anon?
I hated sex with my ex cos she made the whole country know about it
She used to scream like a wolf having its balls cut off
Jodie Foster owes me sex
Why are they so far away from each other, you are supposed to be close to have sex
He's throwing shade bros
Quite stupid! Season 4 is a terrible series.
Sissies...
tbh i don't see a problem for him. he will forever be remembered for contributing a crucial part to a now already legendary piece of tv history (and their mediocre/okayish follow-ups).
better yet, people realizing just how trash this new feminist take on the idea is will watch the first seaon instead, many doing so for the first time ever and will appreciate it as well
>legendary piece of tv history
He's talking about season 3
Those breasts were legendary, homosexual
Don't forget them wizard sleeves.
At least the current showrunner has only written one dog shit season of TD as opposed to Pizza’s two
He comes off like a b***h here
Is that Joe Gatto?
No, its Jodie Foster
IMAGINE
wat
For me, it's the Kirkland maple syrup I picked up at the local Costco near the remote research station
plenty of shit to rag on, but this is fricking stupid anon. they would obviously get food delivered from somewhere else in alaska
dont you like JBL speakers anon?
i wonder how much they paid the showrunners to be featured like 5x per episode
I dunno, you see that jug at Albertsons too, pretty it's just whoever is buying the label to put on it.
hmm, nootka
I have never had sex and I cannot relate to people who have had sex.
i fricked a prostitute last year and she put lube in her pussy and was obviously dry as hell but i went full force and she was clearly in pain and it made me so fricking hard
i remember her grabbing the mattress in agony
glad i filmed it, still jack off to it
why not share the video for you good friend zoidberg
>i fricked a prostitute last year
you do realize you can pay women to have sex right? that being an incel in a voluntary choice? that incels are pathetic and addicted to victimhood?
>waaaaah women won't have sex with me
if you pay them they will, moron
I thought incels would never touch a prostitute because:
1. paid action
2. not genuine (they seek genuine attraction, not just putting a dick in something)
3. prostitutes are lower on the respect scale than women who pay them no interest (their main source of seethe)
>i fricked a prostitute last year
>needed lube
That was a troony m8
>guy's face in that screenshot
>Danvers was fricking around town plenty
Looking at the faces of those scientists they might have been frozen while fricking Danvers.
I should investigate.
>multiblades
>kekcopters
Damn, I WILL NOW WATCH YOUR SHOW!!!
Jodie looks like she has a decent body for a 68 year old woman
That was my main takeaway from this episode, Jodie is a sexy old lady
The same things that make a woman in her 30s undesirable make a woman in her 60s a gilf
What makes older women so godamn sexy????
Quick question. If she is a lesbian irl, then how does she know how to convincingly take dick? inb4 "acting"!
Every woman likes dick, they just don't like what's attached to them, lol.
This. I'm not attracted to men but I like penis hence why I have sex with trannies. Slurp slurp slurp.
Watching porn once
She rode plenty of dick before she made her lifestyle choice.
damn, got his eyes, his chin and his nose dudes a spitting image. i wonder if james is a part of his life at all?
Why is Jodie taking jobs away from heterosexual actors?
how the frick do you come on to someone else's creation and have the audacity to say that shit. the condescension in her reply, like somehow her bullshit is going to have an impact on any of the things she mentioned as negatives.
unfricking believable.
what the frick does Trump have to do with any of this shit?
TDS. Many such cases.
Trump really did break their minds. Absolutely nothing significant changed under Trump.
Drivelest leftardation.
is that helen hunt
Thought this actor died. 2 oldies having hardcore thrusting is rare.
A hip probably snapped
this is not funny lol
>t. 60 year old
Is that sex??!
cringe sex
They're getting juices and ass stank all over the table
>Juice and ass stank
When are those rapping she nogs going to release that song I wonder?
she's an old lady, problaby dryer than the sahara. his dick must have felt like fricking sandpaper, that's why
Nah there's one trick to getting Jodie Foster as wet as October, and this guy knows it
Why are they fricking on the Lynch's Dune set?
not funny but very well made
They’re trying to DO Lynch.
That mighty atomic dildo to the left.
I laughed
It looks like he sounds like a screaming donkey
Jesus Clarice…it’s just a frickin
it's been 28 days jim
That was literally fricking ridiculous.
A mutt that literally knows how to apply the word literally literally.
>our boys are healing
disgusting she is like 70 years old by now
is he having a stroke?
no he's actually getting some
jodie's looking tight as frick.
I haven't seen this. Which one is supposed to be The True Detective?
please put subtitles
>Yes. Frick me like a True Detective
>Ah frick, ah frick
>Yeah, frick me
>Ah you dirty little True Detective
Honestly the actual dialogue is pretty much around that level of cringe
>AH I'M TAKING DICK LIKE SUCH A STRONG b***h, YOU CANT HURT ME AAAARGH
https://webmshare.com/play/0y8nj
lol
you can also make this with silence of the lambs lines ("i can smell your c**t", "funny, i cant", slurp sounds etc)
loud nigra scream didn't dub in the last bit. for some reason.
ohhh ughh gimme that grussy
>disgusting she is like 70 years old by now
>t. granny fricker
necrophilia is a sin.
I'd still frick her
>do everything yo can not to show her granny belly
I can literally hear the director calling for a bigger shirt for the guy while he tells the camera operator to pan up
>"Why don't zoomers want sex scenes? We're so fricking good at them! I'll show them REAL sex! Heh, this is so awesome!"
Is this scene supposed to be comedic? Because that dude looks absolutely ridiculous
This is what De Funes would look like if he was having sex in one of his comedies
Lasted longer than Rust lol
The trick is being able to cum on command. Sometimes you just want to nut and get it over with.
This show has already given us the two most revolting sex scenes in television history.
this looks so moronic kek
that said i want to frick jodie
Closest to this was an escort that absolutely gave me a pelvs shattering ride. Just watched her bounce up and down on me as I sat on the edge of the bed and I was staring at those angel wings tatooed on her back.No one was screaming though. I miss when I wasn't too much of a fat drunk to frick.
Grandma Jodie could still get it.
I'd lick her till she deages back in womb. Well, about fourteen years prior (legal age).
Must’ve hard for Jodie to pretend to do hetro sex
I don't watch tv but any better photos of Jodie from this episode? this upper half of her body looks on point.
I assume she's not nude in the episode but any decent brassier shots?
>nooooo she is ...le old
frick off.
once again, proving no on on this board would recognize sex if it were right in front of them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOKES ON YOU I'M HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M DOING A HECKIN ORGASM JIM!
Jodie must’ve been pretending it was Kirsten Stewart
Is that koksal baba
>step on a lego
le reddit humor
Why are people having sex if its painful. Stupid.
>FINALLY, AFTER 28 DAYS!!
Wow, a lesbian doing straightface for a role. Shameful.
This scene would have been so much hotter if the guy was like 30 years younger than her
this is the result of "intimacy coordinators"
a necessary annoyance like an HR dept
Did Cinemaphile figure out who?
what the frick qualifications do they have to be an "intimacy coordinator"
knowing what sex is, knowing the right people
years of being cucked has trained some men into master intimacy coordnators
They imagine the smell.
There was an episode of Soft White Underbelly with a young BDSM couple, like early 20s. The guy had been in the "community" in L.A. since he was 18 and had been running workshops classes etc and based off that and after #metoo, he has a gig as "intimacy coordinator" in Hollywood now. He's really cute and comes off as innocent sweet and non-threatening and I'm sure he met industry connections through the "community". So blame that shithead.
>The guy had been in the "community" in L.A. since he was 18
I guarantee you he was molested as a kid. fricking degenerates.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'M having seeeeeexxxxx
some of the dialogue in this one was pretty wack
>le epic "ahem in english please?" like she's too dumb to understand the words "cellular degeneration" and "reverse" together
>the ending before the music sting where the guy is missing and jodie foster's like "he got separated?" then navarro's like "no. he's out there. he's alive"
how does she know he's alive? why would she say that?
do people really have an ugly and spergy grimace on their face when having sex
Liberal men do.
>so in this scene you'll be having crazy loud passionate sex
>so I need you to be almost fully clothed, both of you
uh, ok. Seeing a lot of this lately. I sorta get it on network tv shows that have to keep it pg13 but they've started doing it on hbo R rated shows and it just looks goofy.
They are clothed because nothing gets the tv turned off faster than seeing naked old people. Which is ironic considering this scene only exists because a bunch of focus group feminists created it for press/female empowerment.
>Jodie Foster's Night Country Sex Scene Proves That Sexy Really Doesn't Have An Age Limit... And That's A Good Thing.
>Hollywood Take Note: Sexy Doesn't Have an Expiration Date
This is the core issue with millenial women writing shows. They still have the maternal instinct to teach compassion and tolerance to their children, but they are going home every night to cats and wine, so they turn their sights on society at large. And nobody wants to hear it. These people are not talented creative writers, as you can see by the quality of their work. They are just coping with the fact that they will be forever alone after menopause because they married their career instead of having children, so they are writing therapeutic fantasies about some distant future where they are still sexually relevant. Objectively, Jodie is the only wet hole in Alaska in this scene. If this took place in a city, that dude would be paying b***hes tuition for pussy or banging hookers and she would be drinking herself into a coma as soon as she clocks out.
t. incel
>Millennial women
The writer's like 50 moron
doesn't disprove his point, you fricking simp.
nudity gives zoomers the ick, allegedly
SEX WITH JODIE FOSTER
These boomers look like they're passing a kidney stone
Male gaze:
Rust pumping twice and cumming inside of a young woman's butthole
Female gaze:
An old man screaming while looking confused and frightened is forced to cum inside of middle aged jodie foster
that's not female gaze, it's "look, old women totally have hot sex lives and very active ok?Guys can barely hold from cumming too fast"
if it was female gaze it'd be a vampire raping her or some serial killer
>butthole
You are either a virgin or a closet gay.
all sex scenes are pointless
it's time we get rid of them in movies for good.
>t. Zoomer
They aren’t all pointless but they are all unnecessary.
Blue is the Warmest Color would be an incredibly boring and self-indulgent movie without the sex scenes.
Indeed, huge tracts of erotica and many romantic movies could not be made without sex scenes. More often than not they're poorly done, but that's not reason enough to say they are unnecessary
At first I thought the setting could carry my interest. but this shit sucks.
Who is The True Detective??
Do people really just show up uninvited and say let's have sex and then they have sex? And then do they have super important work to do and they leave immediately after, without even washing out their c**t?
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Everyone sees this happen
>Noone talks about it later
Cool
how did he survive two days as a human popsicle?
Wow they must have been having some crazy sex when they froze.
Is she gonna go a single episode without obsessing about why pepo?
2 episodes and she already had to mention it AGAIN
She's native. That's what they do.
I still haven't seen her make a single fricking sandwich. Did she actually know what she was talking about?
It was by that point I thought the writing was utterly moronic. This Sherlock Holmes logic of "HMM WELL YOU SEE THE MAYO IN THE SANDWICH AKSHUALLY" has its place in some series but just isn't grounded in the least.
It's so weirdly lazy, everything in this season's writing is utterly fricking lazy
>This Sherlock Holmes logic of "HMM WELL YOU SEE THE MAYO IN THE SANDWICH AKSHUALLY"
What the frick are you talking about? It doesn't take Sherlock fricking Holmes to walk in and smell a clearly rotting sandwich and put two and two together and figure out the place they're in has been abandoned for an extended period of time. This isn't the work of a mastermind sleuth or something- she just had a nose and was able to smell the very obvious fact their food was rotting meaning they couldn't have been there for at least a few days
Indeed, it doesn't take Sherlock or a mastermind to deduce that, any of the fricking cops present could have done this. It's such a stupid thing for the other cops not to know, you don't need to make sandwiches to know that, you just need to literally eat food. But of course, we all know that the real message here is Foster being a woman is the only one who knows food yada yada.
>They're all inexperienced, only Foster is a detective
One is a fricking police captain, they've dealt with murders before, he has boxes on boxes of cold cases at his house. This is lazy fricking writing, and doesn't belong in True Detective, a grounded show where the supporting cast usually has an idea of how to do their fricking jobs (see the ONE actual good season).
That's why I bring up Sherlock. Yes, it doesn't take a mastermind to deduce all that, you're agreeing with my point. Sherlock writing would be just one c**t popping up and going "AH HERE'S THIS DETAIL NO ONE ELSE NOTICES, SO SIMPLE AND YET I CAUGHT IT AND YOU DIDN'T CAUSE MY OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS". You're saying the literal captain didn't catch this? Give me a fricking break.
>Rust in S1 was a supercop
Rust in S1 was a cop prone to failing, Marty was here to balance him out. The guys there are shocked by the horror of the murder, implying that they aren't used to dealing with this kind of thing and yet they all do their job well. S4 on the opposite has like one capable person in their police force. It's the utmost laziest fricking writing and someone of Jodie Foster's talent level probably deserves a better script.
I'd say that foster is the only one vaguely trying to do the job. Everyone else is either a cult member or on the mining companies payroll. So they've just got a culture of completely half-assing jobs.
The homie had a 10 inch peepee
trying to frick a menopausal woman without a gallon of lube is painful
So where are things going? Is this season trying to go down the 'magic is actually real after all' route? Even if half the town is hallucinating from fricked water supply, granny somehow found bodies, the bodies themselves had to have been flash frozen in a bizarre manner because that won't happen 'naturally' (the missing guy + his cult helpers), yet also somehow keep one guy alive for 48hrs+ buried naked in ICE, he should be dead. Unless they got the pop-sickle treatment mere minutes before granny arrived on the scene, and now you'd need to have dragged out a fricking blast freezer (from a boat etc) all the way out there to arrange your meat web, all to throw the cops off your trail for like two days.
it will be a inuit magic something where inuit girl did horrible things to people but in reality she is the real victim and traumatized by evil white men who kidnapped and raped her family or something.
They heard Rust gunfire.
Still don't understand who they were shooting at
>when two homos that have never had sex with the opposite sex have sex
>Why are even seasons of this show cursed?
One was a banger
Two was fricking memed to death
Three started great but the finale was mid
Four is just fricking off
Every single warmblooded heterosexual male would frick Jodie Foster in that scene.
50 years too late for that scene Jodie
Ten year old Foster was dicky you say?
No,that gilf pussy is higher than an ant's anus and that guy had 0 penis stimulation his entire life, that's the only way their reactions appear genuine
Was the after-sex conversation important enough to the plot to warrant the scene? Does having sex lead to more meaningful conversations? Does being an incel make you dumber?
One of these people is a horribly muscular monster that could attract no one and could break a mirror with how ugly he is... And the other other is....
Ted Connelly.
The season will end with Rust being saved by the Mike Tyson native American and saying "You are a TRUE DETECTIVE™"
>You were fantastic!And you know wot?So was i!
this is the most poorly made slop ever
every thing about it is amateurish
the hack old b***h showrunner even admitted to using AI on twitter
Huh
no wonder white birth rate is in decline
hawt