Did they both accidentally step on a lego?

Was there a big scary noise that startled them or something?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that Dr who? Not tennant, the one before him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn he got fat and ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chris ecceleston or whatever, yeah
      guess davies didn't give him a call to help save who

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >guess davies didn't give him a call to help save who

        Eccleston legitimately hates Davies and will only reprise the role if the BBC publicly blacklists him, he has been contacted like 20 times to reprise the role and has told them to frick off every time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is Dr Who

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how zesty

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how about that pricks face when he saw the gyatt

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Top 10 Sex Scenes in movies that WILL shock you!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved that guy in The Leftovers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Matt episodes were always based. He's 3 for 3 the best episodes every season.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        definitely however the finale of S3 is probably the shows best episode because of that beautiful scene when he finally finds Nora and acts like he just ran into her

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfs never fricked a pussy so good that it had you screamin AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I've never fricked a pussy so good it had me screamin' aaah.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve had pussy that made me moan real loud but I’ve yet to frick one that makes me scream at the top of my lungs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer Tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He looks more like everything in his body hurts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I can’t figure out is why were they sneaking around? They’re like 60 years old. They’ve been dating or fricking or whatever it is they’re doing for literally 20 years. Who are they hiding this from? You can just date like regular people, why are they pretending it’s illegal for them to date?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's all a bait and switch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Watch 8 hours of some of the best television ever made that uses the characters and setting to explore multiple personal themes and theological beliefs beyond the scale of the crime at the centre of the plot
        >your take away is that it was too male and sweaty
        >call your revival series a lesbian rom-com
        Absolutely braindead take.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's nothing like what that article excerpt says, and you're calling other people braindead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just a vehicle to pump out a political agenda; activist television has found a new victim.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >x is female
        >the future is female

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >woman takes over series
        >turns it into a rom-com

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how embarrassing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's clearly about Foster and the Black/Native woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark mirror version
        >S1 is great
        >S4 is shit
        Well, she upheld her part of the bargain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Jodie the town bicycle or something? Or at least that what she was like back at anchorage? Like I get it to a degree, when it's dark all the time and not much is actually happening sex ends up as a major past time. That or being shitfaced between shifts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because both of them are police, him being her senior. Do you really not see why this could be seen as a problem? Let alone the people in the town would talk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's this wild thing, marriage, they could've tried

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really scream and moan when they have sex? I thought it was a porn thing only

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That scene is crazy, because they weren’t moaning the way normal people do when they have sex, they were screaming like they were in the Civil War and they were having their legs sawed off. It was maybe the least sexy sex scene ever put to film

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're gonna go the dyke rout and that'll be cool and intimate. These people are evil.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who tf hates lesbians this much?
          Stop being pathetic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it literally says "this is friendship" in the screencap you posted

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        scream; rarely. moaning yes all the time. its just heavier breathing. wtf do you think people just penetrate in awkward silence?

        Femal vocalization during sex is literally a psyop. They've been faking it since the beginning of time to manipulate men. You've been bamboozled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >works for the sole purpose of cum extraction
          >NOOOOOOOO you can't do that!!!!
          kek touch grass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone knows this, but moans are hot so nobody cares.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not hot when it's obviously fake.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Awkward as frick. Purposefully?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always scream "The South shall rise again!" when I cum. Which is weird because I am from Rhode Island.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          save your federal reserve notes boys, the state shall rise again!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      scream; rarely. moaning yes all the time. its just heavier breathing. wtf do you think people just penetrate in awkward silence?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in my experience it's about 50 50 for girls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Fifity year olds dp do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked a girl. She wasn't really making goofy fricking faces but she explicitly was telling me with her mimic that's she's enjoying my dick - she smiled, opened her mouth wide so i could see her teeth, her eyes were rolling. She was half laughing as trying to say something while my sweat was literally dropping dropping on her head, face, chest and breasts - me....you...(laugh)....i'm comiiiiiing!...
      Gonna frick her again the day after tomorrow.
      But i think i'm more of a stoic fricker, i concentrate on an act so my face is probably a little tense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I fricked a girl.
        sure you did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly it's my girlfriend moaning and me telling her to shut up so I can get my head in the zone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How big is her zone anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hated sex with my ex cos she made the whole country know about it
      She used to scream like a wolf having its balls cut off

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jodie Foster owes me sex

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so far away from each other, you are supposed to be close to have sex

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's throwing shade bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quite stupid! Season 4 is a terrible series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sissies...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tbh i don't see a problem for him. he will forever be remembered for contributing a crucial part to a now already legendary piece of tv history (and their mediocre/okayish follow-ups).
        better yet, people realizing just how trash this new feminist take on the idea is will watch the first seaon instead, many doing so for the first time ever and will appreciate it as well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >legendary piece of tv history

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's talking about season 3

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Those breasts were legendary, homosexual

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget them wizard sleeves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least the current showrunner has only written one dog shit season of TD as opposed to Pizza’s two

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He comes off like a b***h here

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Joe Gatto?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, its Jodie Foster

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the Kirkland maple syrup I picked up at the local Costco near the remote research station

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        plenty of shit to rag on, but this is fricking stupid anon. they would obviously get food delivered from somewhere else in alaska

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dont you like JBL speakers anon?
          i wonder how much they paid the showrunners to be featured like 5x per episode

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, you see that jug at Albertsons too, pretty it's just whoever is buying the label to put on it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hmm, nootka

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had sex and I cannot relate to people who have had sex.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fricked a prostitute last year and she put lube in her pussy and was obviously dry as hell but i went full force and she was clearly in pain and it made me so fricking hard
    i remember her grabbing the mattress in agony
    glad i filmed it, still jack off to it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why not share the video for you good friend zoidberg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i fricked a prostitute last year

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i fricked a prostitute last year

        you do realize you can pay women to have sex right? that being an incel in a voluntary choice? that incels are pathetic and addicted to victimhood?
        >waaaaah women won't have sex with me
        if you pay them they will, moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought incels would never touch a prostitute because:
          1. paid action
          2. not genuine (they seek genuine attraction, not just putting a dick in something)
          3. prostitutes are lower on the respect scale than women who pay them no interest (their main source of seethe)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i fricked a prostitute last year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >needed lube
      That was a troony m8

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >guy's face in that screenshot
    >Danvers was fricking around town plenty
    Looking at the faces of those scientists they might have been frozen while fricking Danvers.
    I should investigate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >multiblades
      >kekcopters

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I WILL NOW WATCH YOUR SHOW!!!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jodie looks like she has a decent body for a 68 year old woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was my main takeaway from this episode, Jodie is a sexy old lady

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The same things that make a woman in her 30s undesirable make a woman in her 60s a gilf

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What makes older women so godamn sexy????

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Quick question. If she is a lesbian irl, then how does she know how to convincingly take dick? inb4 "acting"!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every woman likes dick, they just don't like what's attached to them, lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. I'm not attracted to men but I like penis hence why I have sex with trannies. Slurp slurp slurp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watching porn once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She rode plenty of dick before she made her lifestyle choice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn, got his eyes, his chin and his nose dudes a spitting image. i wonder if james is a part of his life at all?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jodie taking jobs away from heterosexual actors?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick do you come on to someone else's creation and have the audacity to say that shit. the condescension in her reply, like somehow her bullshit is going to have an impact on any of the things she mentioned as negatives.
        unfricking believable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick does Trump have to do with any of this shit?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          TDS. Many such cases.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trump really did break their minds. Absolutely nothing significant changed under Trump.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Drivelest leftardation.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that helen hunt

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thought this actor died. 2 oldies having hardcore thrusting is rare.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A hip probably snapped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is not funny lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. 60 year old

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that sex??!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cringe sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're getting juices and ass stank all over the table

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Juice and ass stank

        When are those rapping she nogs going to release that song I wonder?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's an old lady, problaby dryer than the sahara. his dick must have felt like fricking sandpaper, that's why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah there's one trick to getting Jodie Foster as wet as October, and this guy knows it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they fricking on the Lynch's Dune set?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not funny but very well made

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They’re trying to DO Lynch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That mighty atomic dildo to the left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I laughed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like he sounds like a screaming donkey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Clarice…it’s just a frickin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's been 28 days jim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was literally fricking ridiculous.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A mutt that literally knows how to apply the word literally literally.
        >our boys are healing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting she is like 70 years old by now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is he having a stroke?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no he's actually getting some

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jodie's looking tight as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen this. Which one is supposed to be The True Detective?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please put subtitles

      >Yes. Frick me like a True Detective
      >Ah frick, ah frick
      >Yeah, frick me
      >Ah you dirty little True Detective

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the actual dialogue is pretty much around that level of cringe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AH I'M TAKING DICK LIKE SUCH A STRONG b***h, YOU CANT HURT ME AAAARGH

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://webmshare.com/play/0y8nj

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          you can also make this with silence of the lambs lines ("i can smell your c**t", "funny, i cant", slurp sounds etc)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            loud nigra scream didn't dub in the last bit. for some reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ohhh ughh gimme that grussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting she is like 70 years old by now

      >disgusting she is like 70 years old by now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. granny fricker
        necrophilia is a sin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting she is like 70 years old by now

      I'd still frick her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >do everything yo can not to show her granny belly
      I can literally hear the director calling for a bigger shirt for the guy while he tells the camera operator to pan up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Why don't zoomers want sex scenes? We're so fricking good at them! I'll show them REAL sex! Heh, this is so awesome!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this scene supposed to be comedic? Because that dude looks absolutely ridiculous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what De Funes would look like if he was having sex in one of his comedies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lasted longer than Rust lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The trick is being able to cum on command. Sometimes you just want to nut and get it over with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This show has already given us the two most revolting sex scenes in television history.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this looks so moronic kek
      that said i want to frick jodie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Closest to this was an escort that absolutely gave me a pelvs shattering ride. Just watched her bounce up and down on me as I sat on the edge of the bed and I was staring at those angel wings tatooed on her back.No one was screaming though. I miss when I wasn't too much of a fat drunk to frick.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grandma Jodie could still get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd lick her till she deages back in womb. Well, about fourteen years prior (legal age).

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Must’ve hard for Jodie to pretend to do hetro sex

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch tv but any better photos of Jodie from this episode? this upper half of her body looks on point.
    I assume she's not nude in the episode but any decent brassier shots?
    >nooooo she is ...le old
    frick off.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    once again, proving no on on this board would recognize sex if it were right in front of them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOKES ON YOU I'M HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M DOING A HECKIN ORGASM JIM!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jodie must’ve been pretending it was Kirsten Stewart

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that koksal baba

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >step on a lego
    le reddit humor

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people having sex if its painful. Stupid.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FINALLY, AFTER 28 DAYS!!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, a lesbian doing straightface for a role. Shameful.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This scene would have been so much hotter if the guy was like 30 years younger than her

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is the result of "intimacy coordinators"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a necessary annoyance like an HR dept

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did Cinemaphile figure out who?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick qualifications do they have to be an "intimacy coordinator"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        knowing what sex is, knowing the right people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        years of being cucked has trained some men into master intimacy coordnators

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They imagine the smell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a necessary annoyance like an HR dept

      what the frick qualifications do they have to be an "intimacy coordinator"

      knowing what sex is, knowing the right people

      There was an episode of Soft White Underbelly with a young BDSM couple, like early 20s. The guy had been in the "community" in L.A. since he was 18 and had been running workshops classes etc and based off that and after #metoo, he has a gig as "intimacy coordinator" in Hollywood now. He's really cute and comes off as innocent sweet and non-threatening and I'm sure he met industry connections through the "community". So blame that shithead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The guy had been in the "community" in L.A. since he was 18
        I guarantee you he was molested as a kid. fricking degenerates.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'M having seeeeeexxxxx

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some of the dialogue in this one was pretty wack

    >le epic "ahem in english please?" like she's too dumb to understand the words "cellular degeneration" and "reverse" together
    >the ending before the music sting where the guy is missing and jodie foster's like "he got separated?" then navarro's like "no. he's out there. he's alive"

    how does she know he's alive? why would she say that?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do people really have an ugly and spergy grimace on their face when having sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Liberal men do.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >so in this scene you'll be having crazy loud passionate sex
    >so I need you to be almost fully clothed, both of you
    uh, ok. Seeing a lot of this lately. I sorta get it on network tv shows that have to keep it pg13 but they've started doing it on hbo R rated shows and it just looks goofy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are clothed because nothing gets the tv turned off faster than seeing naked old people. Which is ironic considering this scene only exists because a bunch of focus group feminists created it for press/female empowerment.
      >Jodie Foster's Night Country Sex Scene Proves That Sexy Really Doesn't Have An Age Limit... And That's A Good Thing.
      >Hollywood Take Note: Sexy Doesn't Have an Expiration Date
      This is the core issue with millenial women writing shows. They still have the maternal instinct to teach compassion and tolerance to their children, but they are going home every night to cats and wine, so they turn their sights on society at large. And nobody wants to hear it. These people are not talented creative writers, as you can see by the quality of their work. They are just coping with the fact that they will be forever alone after menopause because they married their career instead of having children, so they are writing therapeutic fantasies about some distant future where they are still sexually relevant. Objectively, Jodie is the only wet hole in Alaska in this scene. If this took place in a city, that dude would be paying b***hes tuition for pussy or banging hookers and she would be drinking herself into a coma as soon as she clocks out.

      t. incel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Millennial women
        The writer's like 50 moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't disprove his point, you fricking simp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nudity gives zoomers the ick, allegedly

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH JODIE FOSTER

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These boomers look like they're passing a kidney stone

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Male gaze:

    Rust pumping twice and cumming inside of a young woman's butthole

    Female gaze:

    An old man screaming while looking confused and frightened is forced to cum inside of middle aged jodie foster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's not female gaze, it's "look, old women totally have hot sex lives and very active ok?Guys can barely hold from cumming too fast"

      if it was female gaze it'd be a vampire raping her or some serial killer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >butthole
      You are either a virgin or a closet gay.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all sex scenes are pointless

    it's time we get rid of them in movies for good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Zoomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They aren’t all pointless but they are all unnecessary.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Blue is the Warmest Color would be an incredibly boring and self-indulgent movie without the sex scenes.
        Indeed, huge tracts of erotica and many romantic movies could not be made without sex scenes. More often than not they're poorly done, but that's not reason enough to say they are unnecessary

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At first I thought the setting could carry my interest. but this shit sucks.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is The True Detective??

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really just show up uninvited and say let's have sex and then they have sex? And then do they have super important work to do and they leave immediately after, without even washing out their c**t?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
    >Everyone sees this happen
    >Noone talks about it later
    Cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how did he survive two days as a human popsicle?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow they must have been having some crazy sex when they froze.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she gonna go a single episode without obsessing about why pepo?
    2 episodes and she already had to mention it AGAIN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's native. That's what they do.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't seen her make a single fricking sandwich. Did she actually know what she was talking about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was by that point I thought the writing was utterly moronic. This Sherlock Holmes logic of "HMM WELL YOU SEE THE MAYO IN THE SANDWICH AKSHUALLY" has its place in some series but just isn't grounded in the least.
      It's so weirdly lazy, everything in this season's writing is utterly fricking lazy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This Sherlock Holmes logic of "HMM WELL YOU SEE THE MAYO IN THE SANDWICH AKSHUALLY"
        What the frick are you talking about? It doesn't take Sherlock fricking Holmes to walk in and smell a clearly rotting sandwich and put two and two together and figure out the place they're in has been abandoned for an extended period of time. This isn't the work of a mastermind sleuth or something- she just had a nose and was able to smell the very obvious fact their food was rotting meaning they couldn't have been there for at least a few days

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed, it doesn't take Sherlock or a mastermind to deduce that, any of the fricking cops present could have done this. It's such a stupid thing for the other cops not to know, you don't need to make sandwiches to know that, you just need to literally eat food. But of course, we all know that the real message here is Foster being a woman is the only one who knows food yada yada.
          >They're all inexperienced, only Foster is a detective
          One is a fricking police captain, they've dealt with murders before, he has boxes on boxes of cold cases at his house. This is lazy fricking writing, and doesn't belong in True Detective, a grounded show where the supporting cast usually has an idea of how to do their fricking jobs (see the ONE actual good season).
          That's why I bring up Sherlock. Yes, it doesn't take a mastermind to deduce all that, you're agreeing with my point. Sherlock writing would be just one c**t popping up and going "AH HERE'S THIS DETAIL NO ONE ELSE NOTICES, SO SIMPLE AND YET I CAUGHT IT AND YOU DIDN'T CAUSE MY OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS". You're saying the literal captain didn't catch this? Give me a fricking break.
          >Rust in S1 was a supercop
          Rust in S1 was a cop prone to failing, Marty was here to balance him out. The guys there are shocked by the horror of the murder, implying that they aren't used to dealing with this kind of thing and yet they all do their job well. S4 on the opposite has like one capable person in their police force. It's the utmost laziest fricking writing and someone of Jodie Foster's talent level probably deserves a better script.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say that foster is the only one vaguely trying to do the job. Everyone else is either a cult member or on the mining companies payroll. So they've just got a culture of completely half-assing jobs.

  54. 1 month ago
    Sage

    The homie had a 10 inch peepee

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trying to frick a menopausal woman without a gallon of lube is painful

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So where are things going? Is this season trying to go down the 'magic is actually real after all' route? Even if half the town is hallucinating from fricked water supply, granny somehow found bodies, the bodies themselves had to have been flash frozen in a bizarre manner because that won't happen 'naturally' (the missing guy + his cult helpers), yet also somehow keep one guy alive for 48hrs+ buried naked in ICE, he should be dead. Unless they got the pop-sickle treatment mere minutes before granny arrived on the scene, and now you'd need to have dragged out a fricking blast freezer (from a boat etc) all the way out there to arrange your meat web, all to throw the cops off your trail for like two days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it will be a inuit magic something where inuit girl did horrible things to people but in reality she is the real victim and traumatized by evil white men who kidnapped and raped her family or something.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They heard Rust gunfire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still don't understand who they were shooting at

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when two homos that have never had sex with the opposite sex have sex

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are even seasons of this show cursed?
    One was a banger
    Two was fricking memed to death
    Three started great but the finale was mid
    Four is just fricking off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every single warmblooded heterosexual male would frick Jodie Foster in that scene.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    50 years too late for that scene Jodie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ten year old Foster was dicky you say?

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No,that gilf pussy is higher than an ant's anus and that guy had 0 penis stimulation his entire life, that's the only way their reactions appear genuine

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was the after-sex conversation important enough to the plot to warrant the scene? Does having sex lead to more meaningful conversations? Does being an incel make you dumber?

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of these people is a horribly muscular monster that could attract no one and could break a mirror with how ugly he is... And the other other is....
    Ted Connelly.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The season will end with Rust being saved by the Mike Tyson native American and saying "You are a TRUE DETECTIVE™"

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You were fantastic!And you know wot?So was i!

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most poorly made slop ever
    every thing about it is amateurish
    the hack old b***h showrunner even admitted to using AI on twitter

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huh

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder white birth rate is in decline

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hawt

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