I had sex with a Thai chick that had a banging body and actually had breasts. She called herself fat non-stop. I suppose by Thai standards she might have been considered fat but she was literally perfect. Still jack off the memory of her.
Always surprised by how big those bazingas are. They must've had weird conversations about how to handle them with her playing a high schooler in tatbilb
Asian women who like to eat smell like kimchi, fish sauce, shrimp paste, Szechuan hot pot, garlic, and so on. AKA not great. It comes out of their pores.
>Did they cancel Deadly Class (starring pic related) prematurely?
No. Deadly Class was made by complete morons with no artistic sensibilities and I'll explain it to you with a very simple scene from episode 1:
Male MC standing on a tower considering suicide (long inner monologue), then female MC appears, who has been tasked to bring him to their weird murderer school. She initiates a conversation and shot related happens. Great opportunity, right? Natural mirror shot! You can linger on those two arcs, position both characters in them to establish their similarities and differences. Have him be insecure, maybe slumped down, have her be relaxed, maybe leaning back. You can use that to stage their conversation, showing both of them from a distance and and using body language with clear gestures to support what is said. Since the scene ends with her surprise-kissing him (to "seduce" him to come with her), you can actually cut away from the total for the last few sentences of their dialogue, do a closeup of the guy, and have her appear close to his face to kiss him (that way is comes as a surprise for the viewer as well!).
Like I said, great opportunity right there for some very effective visual storytelling.
Or you can do what the cinematographer actually did: Not linger on that shot, instead have her move out of "her" arc immediately into his within two seconds, then stage the whole dialoge in the most boring shot/reverse-shot, have the actors give overly emotional performances, and very slowly lead up to the kiss. It's a one minute scene. With some very basic blocking, it could have been a great simple connective scene between two characters, that focuses just on those two characters and nothing else. Think Last Year at Marienbad. Instead it became capeshit-tier trash.
This isn't the only missed opportunity in this series, but one that immediately jumped out to me watching the scene, and maybe the most egretious.
why don't women ever get any shit for having no hips? its a large sexual indicator but so many b***hes have zero hips and you never hear about it. sigh...hoeflation...
of course breasts and ass are important but even then they can be accepted because men, unlike women, have very varied preferences. but zero hips? only legitimately gay guys would prefer that.
Nice tum.
Asian women are built to fatten
asian women go from preteen body to grandma body within a single year, not even kidding.
So which is this?
the kind that you don't get out of bed
That's what happens when you look young for too long, then one day you wake up and aged overnight. Tom Cruise is another good example of this.
stop, these are my fetishes
This mostly happens with western asians, since no shame.
The question is, which year?
sauce???
what is this phenotype called?
Souþ eastern Dogeater
Sexo
>fat Asian woman has the bodyfat of the average white woman and is skinnier than the average black woman
I had sex with a Thai chick that had a banging body and actually had breasts. She called herself fat non-stop. I suppose by Thai standards she might have been considered fat but she was literally perfect. Still jack off the memory of her.
God you’re a gay
I have no idea because I enjoyed the comic so much I avoided the adaption like the plague.
OK, you got me. Who the hell is she?
Lana Condor
>Lana Therese Condor (born Trần Đồng Lan)
when will they learn
>born Troon Dong Long
yes.
CODE?!!!
I need more Lana condor. She looked like she gained weight in that garbage movie moonshot, but I still want to see more of her
Same
Gott und Himmel
Onto the breeding table, ASAP
Always surprised by how big those bazingas are. They must've had weird conversations about how to handle them with her playing a high schooler in tatbilb
built for bbc
Lana Condor's big bazongors
CODE?!
Mars Selene looks kinda like her but with tats.
The condor's giant eggs
its based on imageslop that shit never lasts for more than 2 seasons
She looks like she fricks white guys (without their consent)
I'd luv to fill her with some population paste
She's used to things finishing prematurely
Looking delicious
The series had good bones, attractive class and nice design. But very PG-13. Missing the blood and sex it would had on HBO. An almost made it series:
Looks like a chunky version of lulu chu.
She was underutilized as Jubilee in the X-Men movie too
>in the X-Men movie
Has she ever starred in anything that wasn't complete and utter shit though?
A couple more pounds and you got yourself a blue ribbon slam pig
Does she have a nice body, or am I just really horny rn? Any bros got some post-nut clarity that can chime in?
She is both nothing special and one of the sexiest creatures ive laid eyes upon
>Does she have a nice body
Yes
sexxxooooooooo
Who doesn't love Viet milk monsters
SEX WITH FAT CHINK
Nice? Like aesthetically? Eh.
Fertile? Extremely.
post more
she's ugly but damn she's hot. not sure why
Pathetic hips. THAT'S A MAN
FUPA
Ewwwww
Lana 坐在我脸上
goddamn i love fat asian breasts. razor hard nipples and such funbags
Good, all plans must start with a solid foundation
Look, i don't know how to say this, but i think she fricks White man
For me it's pic rel
>that pic
Are you gay 14 year old boy?
>man face
>no meat on her bones
>you probably have bigger breasts than her
Come on dude get some standards
Asian women who like to eat smell like kimchi, fish sauce, shrimp paste, Szechuan hot pot, garlic, and so on. AKA not great. It comes out of their pores.
>no asian women anywhere near me
why must i suffer?
For me it's pic related
IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH. IT NEEDS TO GET BIGGER BUT CAREFULLY, NOT EXCESSIVE.
>Did they cancel Deadly Class (starring pic related) prematurely?
No. Deadly Class was made by complete morons with no artistic sensibilities and I'll explain it to you with a very simple scene from episode 1:
Male MC standing on a tower considering suicide (long inner monologue), then female MC appears, who has been tasked to bring him to their weird murderer school. She initiates a conversation and shot related happens. Great opportunity, right? Natural mirror shot! You can linger on those two arcs, position both characters in them to establish their similarities and differences. Have him be insecure, maybe slumped down, have her be relaxed, maybe leaning back. You can use that to stage their conversation, showing both of them from a distance and and using body language with clear gestures to support what is said. Since the scene ends with her surprise-kissing him (to "seduce" him to come with her), you can actually cut away from the total for the last few sentences of their dialogue, do a closeup of the guy, and have her appear close to his face to kiss him (that way is comes as a surprise for the viewer as well!).
Like I said, great opportunity right there for some very effective visual storytelling.
Or you can do what the cinematographer actually did: Not linger on that shot, instead have her move out of "her" arc immediately into his within two seconds, then stage the whole dialoge in the most boring shot/reverse-shot, have the actors give overly emotional performances, and very slowly lead up to the kiss. It's a one minute scene. With some very basic blocking, it could have been a great simple connective scene between two characters, that focuses just on those two characters and nothing else. Think Last Year at Marienbad. Instead it became capeshit-tier trash.
This isn't the only missed opportunity in this series, but one that immediately jumped out to me watching the scene, and maybe the most egretious.
why don't women ever get any shit for having no hips? its a large sexual indicator but so many b***hes have zero hips and you never hear about it. sigh...hoeflation...
of course breasts and ass are important but even then they can be accepted because men, unlike women, have very varied preferences. but zero hips? only legitimately gay guys would prefer that.
big booba, sydeny also has zero hips but nobody notices
Hers aren't that big though. Not compared to Sydney.
>hoeflation
It was literally only in the last five years that anyone started caring about hips moron. Look at the fridges millennials thought were hot
Because that's bone structure and they can't change that yet. Fat injections, thicc, architecture, that's all cope and it never looks right.
>77 replies about random fat asian midget with moonface and zero hips
the absolute state
>I HATE Asian women soooo much look i HAVE to reply to this thread saying how much!
Never said I hate asian women in general. Learn to read and not to project.
I HATE Asian women but this meany on the hacker website called me out and now I need to play DEFENSE
>fridge body
crazy
why does she give me "gross Black person" vibes?
>Is that...IS THAT A POC WHO REMINDS ME OF BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT SEE BLACKS EVERYWHERE? I'M GOING INSANE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
shame about the face
This is an actress I thought it was Rae lil Black after getting fat