I remember in the directors commentary they spoke about the great lengths they went to to imply an anal creampie without getting censored by the FCC and BBB
I remember in the directors commentary they spoke about the great lengths they went to to imply an anal creampie without getting censored by the FCC and BBB
I heard it was implied in a deleted scene that they both used coconuts as anal beads and tanned their bloated prolapsed buttholes in the Caribbean sun, but that's just a rumor (even though everyone has confirmed it even Keira)
this would be 6-7 coconuts connected together by a string or rope (made of human hair, from mah back, as is canon) with 2-3 coconuts each to be inserted up the anus. Captain Jack and Ms. Swan would then run apart at full speed and whoever ended up with more coconuts left in their asses would get to finish the bottle of rum they were working on.
>a proper gentleman would not inhabit the island with the daughter of a governor without giving her a French Toffee Crembrule, as it's called in France. No lube required, just seawater and spot of rum for flavor.
they did in the lemon fanfic I wrote. Fun fact, did you know Disney made Keira wear padded bras to make her breasts bigger? In the dvd commentary she points out the one scene where she isn't wearing it.
>hanging out with your best friends girlfriend >getting druk together >you get along very well >bit of flirting
In the end nothing happened but I still felt bad for at least a week afterwards. Made me realize I am not as good a man as I thought I was.
He was working and she didn't know many people in town yet, also all of us used to travel together before so it wasn't completely out of the blue for me and her to spend time together.
At his age with how much he drank, he wouldn't be able to get it up. Rum dick. The rum was flammable, so it was 151 he was drinking straight constantly.
He also seemed very gay...
Jack spread her tight butthole with the rum bottle, dumped it inside of her. Drank it from her butthole, and then made her lick the scurvy off of his throbbing wiener.
No, she let him believe it was going to happen by pretending to drink more and he just drank himself into a blackout
cope
she was deepthroating him within seconds of being on the island
it's implied he did an anal creampie in her
Lol no it wasn't
holy cope
i bet you think sharks need to keep swimming to breathe
I remember in the directors commentary they spoke about the great lengths they went to to imply an anal creampie without getting censored by the FCC and BBB
I heard it was implied in a deleted scene that they both used coconuts as anal beads and tanned their bloated prolapsed buttholes in the Caribbean sun, but that's just a rumor (even though everyone has confirmed it even Keira)
they put full coconuts connected through beads in their anuses?
this would be 6-7 coconuts connected together by a string or rope (made of human hair, from mah back, as is canon) with 2-3 coconuts each to be inserted up the anus. Captain Jack and Ms. Swan would then run apart at full speed and whoever ended up with more coconuts left in their asses would get to finish the bottle of rum they were working on.
they were ass to ass?
Thas rite
You're right. She may have even thought about it but decided not.
irl? definitely
>Keira Knightlightly's character: Oi, Jack Sparrow done me a creampie in my areshole
>a proper gentleman would not inhabit the island with the daughter of a governor without giving her a French Toffee Crembrule, as it's called in France. No lube required, just seawater and spot of rum for flavor.
they definitely yo ho ho'd and a bottle of rum, I mean it was definitely full gape
She was only 17 here
didn't even know that I always thought she was like 25 or something in the first movie
they did in the lemon fanfic I wrote. Fun fact, did you know Disney made Keira wear padded bras to make her breasts bigger? In the dvd commentary she points out the one scene where she isn't wearing it.
>hanging out with your best friends girlfriend
>getting druk together
>you get along very well
>bit of flirting
In the end nothing happened but I still felt bad for at least a week afterwards. Made me realize I am not as good a man as I thought I was.
Why are you hanging around and drinking with your best friend's gf while he's not present?
He was working and she didn't know many people in town yet, also all of us used to travel together before so it wasn't completely out of the blue for me and her to spend time together.
> bit of flirting makes the autist depressed
When the rum's gone there isn't much else to do.
whatever happened to kiera knightley? Love her posho accent
Had a couple of kids.
Was that the second or the third movie?
Of course not, he was 40 and she was 17
porn has completely destroyed your minds bruh, tf
At his age with how much he drank, he wouldn't be able to get it up. Rum dick. The rum was flammable, so it was 151 he was drinking straight constantly.
He also seemed very gay...
Jack spread her tight butthole with the rum bottle, dumped it inside of her. Drank it from her butthole, and then made her lick the scurvy off of his throbbing wiener.