round one: beer
round two: whiskey
round three: more beer
round four: ???
feel like another round of whiskey could push me over the edge and I really don't wanna ruin the night, plus if I stop here I can drink more tomorrow
This was happening to me after prolonged heavy drinking. Your electrolyte balance is probably fricked. I would feel hot, wake up in cold swrats, heart pounding, nausea, diarrhea muscle cramps. Be careful because this is the stuff that leads to dysrythmias of the heart and seizures. Your body needs food, rest and water. It took me like a week of feeling like shit and forcing myself to eat and taking a multivitamin to start feeling a bit better
so just thinking if I get one of those big tubs of multivitamins and swallow one every day that a good thing right?
9 months ago
Anonymous
It will help but you really need food and water and rest for your body to replenish all the electrolytes and things alcohol has stripped your body of
9 months ago
Anonymous
water all good I might chuck up but as long as its room temp I can usually hold it down, apples are a good thing but seriously its been a few weks since i've actually spleat ate and groomed like a normal person this should be a concern
9 months ago
Anonymous
Start with something that is relatively easy in the stomach, plain boring soups and crsckers. Oatmeal, toast, bananna. You need to eat anon, trust me I was drinking my meals for a long while and it can frick you up. Goo slow, youll feel better
9 months ago
Anonymous
toast sounds awful, oat meal sounds like too much of a hassle, a banana ok I've been living off apples and 2 min noodles and ordered pizza today I ate it so I'm sure it will be ok
Flew back home from Missouri on a work trip. Woke up with a beer. STL, two double spicy bloodies after the airport. Jack and diet on the plane. Got a fifth of Titos when I landed. Great day. I'll probably stay drunk tomorrow, but sobering up on Sunday is going to be a b***h, like always
Boilermaker whiteclaws with Mccormick vodka and miller high life.
Flew back home from Missouri on a work trip. Woke up with a beer. STL, two double spicy bloodies after the airport. Jack and diet on the plane. Got a fifth of Titos when I landed. Great day. I'll probably stay drunk tomorrow, but sobering up on Sunday is going to be a b***h, like always
Missouri rules. Maybe nit st Louis. Did you go to a strip club and get stoned at least?
Neither. Downtown smells like skunk everywhere though. I just got trashed every night and saw a Cardinals game. Cool town tbh, or at least downtown was
Alcoholism is a lousy way to end yourself. Not only is it painful, unless you're lucky enough to end yourself in a blackout druk accident, its slow as frick.
Sure but they would never be prescribed before others they don’t cause dependency and withdrawals, I have to take two different ones cause of seizures 🙁
Why tf would they give you benzos, they give anticonvulsants for seizures moron
a detox program would give you a benzo taper and anticonvulsants
of course a doctors not just going to write you a benzo script while you’re still drinking
round one: beer
round two: whiskey
round three: more beer
round four: ???
feel like another round of whiskey could push me over the edge and I really don't wanna ruin the night, plus if I stop here I can drink more tomorrow
monarch
im doing the same, spirits to quickly feel better then beer
theres that film with MEW where she pisses the bed
i mean if youre both drunks what does it matter
its our hobby
9 months ago
Anonymous
Cant have sex when you are both on a bender because whiskey dick and you both fricking stink and you know as soon as you get a whiff of her c**t and ass you are going to throw up all over her.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Most relatable post I've seen in a druk thread.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Bullshit. Drunk sex is great. You've obviously never been to a frat party.
9 months ago
Anonymous
He's talking about alcoholics not normies getting drunk on the weekends.
9 months ago
Anonymous
a single night party is not a bender moron
9 months ago
Anonymous
Excuse me? What if it is?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Y’all are just nasty you can still clean yourself on a bender wtf
closest I got was a chef's bar I went to when I was line cook. pretty much only regulars, food service got free reign to use the kitchen when closed, served past last call, to-go drinks, and free shots when the bartender was having one.
Ye that's a pretty cool mode even without the druk. Had a place right when I moved and started meeting new place for my first year of high school. Genuinely 10/10 people I'd meet once a week and we'd all hang out and we'd go see local bands on the weekend. Only got ruined because some moron started being a c**t by bringing drugs to the place and the group split and everyone was sad because their mates were off doing meth in some basement.
Not a meme. Not only is the weed stronger but now ways of taking high concentrations of THC and all the other shit in weed is common and cheap. You got edibles and dabs that would have sent 70s hippies used to dirt weed schizo.
the lament of every dealer cuck, forced to take the one strain their vendor has, if he decides to show up that day that is. You fellas should really get a card. Even the terrible medical program in Louisiana has a low thc strains available.
>dispensaries are overpriced
depends on your state and quality of hookup. In Louisiana, definitely. In California, absolutely not. They got bogo 50% off deals there. >and reddit
debatable
It's both. You'd run across weird overclocked stuff back in the day but it was usually random, now you can just inundate yourself with TurboUltraDoubleSexoCheddarJediPotterKush high percent shit all day every day until you're fully wackitized.
>drinking the night before morning shift >absolutely lose control and get shitfaced >barely sleep and spend most of the night alternating between throwing up and passing out >somewhow manage to "sober up" just enough to impersonate a person that's actually sober >go to work and basically run on coffee and energy drinks for 8 hours straight feeling kinda proud that I can pull off the functional alcoholic if I want to >next day I'm called into supervisor's office, apparently people were complaining about me all day long and I didn't even notice >just tell him I was feeling kinda sick and I'm better now
well I don't know how you motherfrickers do it, but I'm done with drinking before work, that shit is for professional alcoholics only
Pedialyte/electrolyte drinks/fruit if you can and half-half water with your favorite energy drink (not coffee obv). If you need food, stick to lean carbs (e.g. oatmeal) to give your body the least problems moving shit through your system. Painkiller of choice and you're doing about as well as you can, which is usually fairly functional.
>and it's not even that hard
That's the problem. Functional alcoholics are usually exhausted at the end of the day so they're not up all night drinking.
I couldn't control myself one night before a shift, got hammered, ended up scraping my leg to shit and probably frickrd up something in my hand. Woke up 2 hours late,, rushed to work,, was limping and basically one-handed for a good while. Do not drink before morning shift.
Dont know how my druk homies in dry locales do it. Shit must take careful planning and iron will to make sure you have enough supply to keep you going until the bottle shops open.
One and I won't stop. I need to leave that shit alone. Last time I went on a binge, I probably did most of a ball and I caught covid. My sinuses were killing me. It was shitty coke too
No. You will feel human for all of ten minutes if you have some decent yayo and then you will have to deal with a hangover and a comedown. Just druk some more. At the very least its cheaper than buying stepped on coke.
Odd thought but how effective would the goofy gas be in terms of treating my desire to drink? Not talking huffing down balloons. I mean like controlled medical application of that shit to just chill my overclocked brain down to okay.
Low and slow, man. I imagine once an hour you take a nice pull off a mask with some oxygen mixed in to keep it okay, big titty analthesioligist keeping an eye on the numbers and shit and bending over a lot. I'm really thinking there might be something to the dissociative qualities of nitrous that might aid getting clean off booze and maybe other stuff.
I was just watching him in the BBC adaptation of Martin Amis's "Money". Its weird he's basically playing the same character but seems miscast at the same time.
You tried all the other shit kiddo, why would you think this is gonna be a win for you?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I've won every round, the fact that you still feel the need to reply says it all, kek.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I called you a virgin and you've been on a 6ish house mentally breakdown over it, i won hours ago
9 months ago
Anonymous
Then feel free to stop replying within a minute on a Friday night, lmfao.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why did it drive you so insane, virgin
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you have absolutely no life yet act superior to others? Apex kek.
9 months ago
Anonymous
So its the word virgin that actually bothered you lmao, i broke you with one single word. Virgin
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you have absolutely no life yet act superior to others? Apex kek.
9 months ago
Anonymous
virgin
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you have absolutely no life yet act superior to others? Apex kek.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Virgin
9 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
9 months ago
Anonymous
I will own you for the rest of yuor life lmao
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you have absolutely no life yet act superior to others? Apex kek.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I own you
9 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty demented anon. Seek help. You may have mindbroken me but you seem unwell yourself.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I own you
9 months ago
Anonymous
I was already suicidal, but this encounter has convinced me to end it tonight. Hope you're happy.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Based me
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not joking, just so you know. I can't get my dignity back, but at least I can give you my suicide to live with.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I dont care zoomie, do it
9 months ago
Anonymous
You own me.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I know in your mind however this ends its gonna be some kind of win, it isnt
9 months ago
Anonymous
Final thought- I can't win, I can't see a way to get my digintiy back, so the endless sleep suddenly seems even more immediately appealing than it did before. In a way you've done me a favor. But I still wish I had been confident, secure in myself, and happy.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You are actually sick in the head
9 months ago
Anonymous
Stream it. Take your dad's duck gun, of he is even still around
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, i'm not doing this for you, but for me. Anyway, got to go. Peace.
Cheap wine because it's the only way to get druk where I live at a reasonable price. Beer is about 30% more expensive for the alcohol and spirits are about twice as expensive.
Why do you dummies keep falling for planned economies over there? From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. How fricked. All along Gerneralisimo gets richer and richer
>Tried to drink every time they drink in Beerfest >Got shrekt
you know the warning at the beginning isn't really a joke you cant do that no-one can, thats almost 10lts of beer in less then 2hrs, its not possible, and definitely lethal I should know I tired a couple days ago
A more reasonable challenge is to drink the way they do on Peaky Blinders S1. Dont know how Oppie hatched all his schemes when he was drunk off his ass all day.
i'm not i just got an uber up the shops to get a couple more bottles and some papers for rollies, I genuinely don't understand why i don't just go to sleep, I had a nap yestery for 4 hours so maybe i'm running off that
9 months ago
Anonymous
I had a friend that could drink all night and never pass out. Maybe you’re just built different, you on any meds?
9 months ago
Anonymous
no i have been in the past but not know I am the sort that can stay up all night drinking and talking shit but it has legit been almost a week now just 2-4 hr naps work then back at it, I think I need a ton of weed
9 months ago
Anonymous
Take some melatonin or sleeping pills. That’s not safe bro. Avoid caffeine too.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>tak sleeping pills
um even if I could get them that doesn't seem safe atm either
9 months ago
Anonymous
You don’t have to down a bottle niggy just get some help
9 months ago
Anonymous
i have help its in a big glass bottle cheers
9 months ago
Anonymous
Cheers dude get some rest when you can
9 months ago
Anonymous
thanks ill try, my body has to shut down at some point
i hate it so much
monday everything i drank came out of my ass and i vomitted almost instantly. like i had nothing to aid the digestion process and my body simply refused anything i put in it. >sharting 30 times in a day
>used to put down 15 beers beers and go to work the next day feeling perfectly fine at 19 >3 beers ruin my sleep and next day is completely ruined at 27
it's over
Start supplementing with NAC and Glycine. They are what your body uses to produce the antioxidant glutathione which is depleted when you drink. A little milk thistle and Benfotiamine would be good too. Heavy drinking inhibits the absorption of vitamin B and the Benfotiamine will help with that.
Other than that water and Gatorade and you will be fine. Worst case scenario maybe a minor headache depending on genetics and how well your body deals with alcohol.
Kino of the highest order. I lost Reelz channel when I switched from directv stream to YouTubetv. And no, I don't pirate like a broke Black person. I subsidize all you broke Black folk.
>buy same beer at the same store 2 times a week >show the lady cashier my id >"you must get annoyed showing your id a lot, I know you're of age since i see you buy the same beer all the time"
Wtf bros, I thought I was invisible. Do I go to a different store for now on?
I start a new job on Monday, and the office is now down the street from my favourite bars.
I'm going to come undone and blotto myself stupid almost immediately, aren't I.
I used to go to a shitty little Chinese restaurant down the street to have a few drinks when I was between shifts at the restaurant I worked at cause they wouldn't gimme booze unless I was working lmao
I used to be drunk as frick all the time. Id prolly down like 18-24 beers a night. Then on the way to work pick up a 12 pack and drink that throughout the day. I was extremely good at functioning drunk as frick, but theres gotta be NO way someone couldnt smell it if not on my breath literally sweating out of my pores. I did this for months, maybe almost a year. I dunno how I wasnt fired and or just straight up arrested.
They could smell it but they were being polite about it. As long as youre not operating heavy machinery no one will make a big deal if youre not fricking up.
I guess people really dont give a shit then, I had many interactions with many people some of them bosses of bosses. No one said or did shit. Im glad they didnt because I didnt need that drama in my life, but at the same time..goddamn I was a wreck mentally.
I would drink 20 beers a night and then go drive for 10 hours a day. Nobody ever said anything about it and seemingly didn't suspect anything. I never drank between waking up and getting off work though and showered twice a day
They let me drive for years. It was never an issue. I don't care if they "can tell", it never mattered. Also I know what you're saying but it genuinely seems like they didn't know. I have a good diet and sleep a lot. I would just get off work and get thrashed, wake up, shower, brush teeth, gum and wait til I could go to the gas station across the street for a road soda after work. I don't drink liquor fwiw
I genuinely doubt it based on conversations but maybe, I don't care
Did you ever drive these people's kids? Was it ever once brought up, did they ever ask you?
Buddy I'm talking about fedex
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Buddy I'm talking about fedex
Again, did anyone ever ask you to drive their kids during this period?
9 months ago
Anonymous
why would they? Do your coworkers ask you to drive their kids, ever, once in your life? What they did do is pay me a shitload of money to go and drive in three other cities I had never been in as a contingency worker because I can read a map.
9 months ago
Anonymous
typically people have a life outside of work, you seem awfully hesitant to discuss that topic. Seems to me that you're a lonely drunk whose co-workers let you alone because you never slipped up on the job.
9 months ago
Anonymous
my life outside of work is being married with two kids. What are you even talking about dude. Who the frick asks their coworkers to "drive their kids". When I was on the road in other cities my contingency manager saw me putting away my drinks at the airbnb and all he said was "Anon wakes up on time and knows his package codes, anon can read a map" as he sucked down blunts. Like I said I didn't drink between waking up and getting done. I have never been a liquor drunk with the shakes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Again, has anyone ever asked you do drive their kids? Try asking the question rather than deflect by insisting that its work related. Does anyone actually trust you with the safety of their children?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody you've ever worked with has ever asked you to do this. This is an absolutely moronic line of questioning and you know it. Coworkers don't routinely ask someone they know simply by virtue of working with them to drive their kids around. You need to let this go anon. You're not smart, you're very autistic. For the record when I'm off the clock I don't even drive my own kids usually, because I'm drunk. My wife doesn't work so she can handle getting us places. But the point remains that nobody you've casually worked with has ever, EVER asked you to transport their kids.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Stop responding to him, he's the guy that ruined the first two thirds of this thread.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I like how you keep insisting that the question is only related to co-workers. Seriously man, you need to genuinely think about this for a second. Does your wife let you drive you kids? Does your friends drive their kids? Does anyone you personally know trust you to drive them at all?
9 months ago
Anonymous
It was only related to coworkers, that has been your entire line of questioning the entire time and it's been moronic the entire time. I'm sorry you're a handholdless incel who's alcoholic parents beat the shit out of you, but let's be honest, it seems like you deserved it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Lol assburger, who the frick randomly drives kids around? Coworkers are coworkers, you work with them for money then they can frick off to their lives afterward.
9 months ago
Anonymous
If you actually think people don't notice you're drunk, just offer anyone a ride and see how they react. Everyone knows you're drunk. Its fine if you don't care, but don't fool youself into thinking that they dont' know.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I have never once seen a circumstance where someone at work would drive someone else's kids around. In short, you are fricking stupid.
im trying to work out how long I've been awake now, I think 22 hours went to work for 5 hrs earlier, just beer and wine, made a quick run up to the shops to get some more wine and some cigs very comfy rt
pussy try this my ultimate bong/beer hit so first shot of tequila, salt lemon etc, then without a moment pause a bong hit, then, shot a beer tin, then as you are breathing out that inhale a nang, then as you exhale a drag of crystal then as you exhale a line of the good stuff, then a quick shot one more beer shot then one more nang, at this point even though you won't feel it your obdy is begging for oxygen, so a quick shot of whiskey to clear the pallet, then beer shot bong nang puff done
well what the frick do you think I should do then? i'm drijnking some cheap white right now and just smoking cigs like I have been sine 8 pm last night when I knocked off, its 2pm now and its been a few days in total why the frick can't I sleep since bros please help me out explain this shit, it makes no sense barely any food I've been working downing coffee, then drinking after having a nap for a few hours early morning then back to it, its the weekend I'm not fricking sleeping what the frick is going on?
no its retared but if your 20 and you have all those I would highly recommend it, taught so many that one, its near perfect and a lot of fun just have to get he order right for instance if you go from exhaling shard onto inhaling a nang, you are going to have a bad time, the sequence matters
no m8 i've been semi drunk all week and now am actually drunk as its 3 in the arvo here and i've been up since 11 am yesterday, went o work for 4 hrs friday dinner rush, it was fine
9 months ago
Anonymous
Well, at least you're semi-productive.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I am functional as all frick, its my first weekend off in a month I can get proper druk if I want
Lol youve been rehabilitated! I quit drinking on my own after 15 years. I went to a couple AA meetings just because I said Id try it and frick those people. They are pathetic whiners with no willpower, who insist that you mut be as weak willed as they are if you are to ever give up on the "devil juice".
My local place is chill, except for some boomer that doesnt like me for whatever reason, and they always have free food and coffee on the weeend so whatever. I hooked up with a druk chick that was also there because of court that was a bonus.
Large quantities of boomers where I am >muh war stories >muh wisdom
Its like stfu dude, you are just a druk like everyone else just because you are old and were too stupid to quit before your life went to shit years ago doesnt make you special
Congrats on the druk chick..I need to find one to get addicted to sex
What like drinking copious amounts of alcohol will lead to eventual life problems? I hardly drink anymore, thats my point. I stopped before dumb shit happened and didnt let it control my life
9 months ago
Anonymous
no what Imeant was maybe stop tring to pick up druk chicks if you have no interest in being drunk, if you are so together then go talk to normies and get a norma gf
I liked hearing the boomers because some of them are interesting and they like droning on and on which helps kill time. The only thing I hate is the gay little aa practices they make you do especially that hand holding shit at the end. Like I said its my last two days so at least I can check being an AA waster off my to do list.
why though? Frank Sinatra drank a bottle of Jack everynight before bead right up til he was 80, Jackie Gleason was an olympic tier daily drinker and eater and lived long enough as well.
plus half of europe drinks an equivalent amount on a daily basis.
what is it specifically that will kill you
really? I'm nearly 40 and its a 6pack+ 1 1/2 bottles of white on average every night then 6 to 7 hours work then back at it, then sleep then back to it, I got this weekend off through convoluted circumstance but I seem to be surviving
really? I'm nearly 40 and its a 6pack+ 1 1/2 bottles of white on average every night then 6 to 7 hours work then back at it, then sleep then back to it, I got this weekend off through convoluted circumstance but I seem to be surviving
yes really. You can drink like that for decades and not have noticable medical problems and then you go to have some regular check up and the doctor tells you need a new liver because you've been drinking like a moron for the last 30 years.
but wwhat does that mean? I am obviuolsy drained of energy, but if I stop for one day have a soild meal chuck up and then eat some more i'm actually better then I was ten years ago, at what point does this "you are fricked" set in sure all the usual symptoms but never enough to disable me or prevent me from doing what I have to
When you are bedridden and cant move anymore, and your blood is literally poison because you liver and kidneys are frickd
9 months ago
Anonymous
when doe that happen?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Depends on the person. Some dudes can get old as frick and still druk and other dudes roll snake eyes and get esophageal kidney liver pancreatic cancer in their twenties.
9 months ago
Anonymous
so its a gamble and no-one knows what really happens or if and when anything will happen got it
9 months ago
Anonymous
It wont take long if you are drinking hard enough. People have had their livers crap out on them in their 40s. I recently actually had a friend drink himself to death a year ago. He was never eating, sleeping like shit, basically hitting the bottle from sunrise until he passed out. He was only 36
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It wont take long
its been 20+ years so far, while always maintaining at least the basic normal work hours maintenance etc. this really seems like a scare tatic
>but wwhat does that mean?
It means that small amounts of alcohol can be handled by your liver but two botles a day isn't a small amount. That's a pace you can keep up for a few weeks during a vacation but not on a permanent basis. You can have a king liver that can take the abuse yes, but you can also have an actual medical problem right now and not even know it and make it worse every single day because you keep drinking. It could be entirely unrelated to your liver, it could be some pancreas issue or maybe a heart thing.
9 months ago
Anonymous
i've been doing this since I was 18 use to down a cask of cheap red every night and chuck 1/2 of it up that morning, this doesn't make sense, just finished bottle 2 and 6 packs long gone btw, probably start sneaky bottle 3 now, extra 6 pack and bottle 4 are waiting in the wings, its my weekend off don't see why not
9 months ago
Anonymous
>i've been doing this since I was 18
So? You're not fricking Wolverine. Each day you do this shit you're fricking up your liver and the rest of your body. You might not notice the issues for another 10 years when youre in your 50s or early 60s. You might as well be asking if its okay to drive on your tires after the threads have worn off, like yeah but they could just explode at any moment or you can hit a patch of water on the high way and crash.
9 months ago
Anonymous
have a nice day
9 months ago
Anonymous
ok, so my liver will explode or my heart will stop? seriously what will happen? I'm not stopping but I'd like to know
9 months ago
Anonymous
Who knows? Do you have a bum ticker or the liver of a Native american?
9 months ago
Anonymous
no i'm aus of irish and nordic descent I know this for sure because my brother did the whole costs $200 dna family tree thing about a decade ago when he got married
9 months ago
Anonymous
There's thousands of things that can go wrong when you drink two bottles of wine a day and it can depend on everything from what kind of wine you're drinking to what your genetics are.
have a nice day
yeah man sorry I told you that drinking two bottles of wine a day is actually bad for you and you need to stop
even the WHO recommends 2 drinks a day for health benefits, and that doesnt even take into account size and weight of the person, which is moronic because a 40kg asian man will be far more affected than a 90kg european, so we can already see that more than 2 drinks a day are actually beneficial, we're not even near harm territory yet.
So i asked chatgpt why/how in ancient times people were able to drink so much and despite extensive medical journals from the time covering a huge range of illness, cancers associated with drinking are not mentioned, the Greeks would drink the equivalent of 2 modern botttles a day easy (you say that watered it down but have a look at the size of a kratom and you see the made up the difference in volume)
the egyptians too would consume liters of a beer daily and riot if denied it.
the answer the AI ended up giving was that cancer rates from alcohol consumption directly correlate to the introduction of preservatives and chemical additives in the process of making alcoholic drinks. and that these are the real cause of liver cancer from alcohol.
it also admitted that that amount was healthier than an equivalent amount in coca-cola.
We've been drinking wine for at least 7 thousand years without problem untill the 70's when they started putting that garbage in.
remember too prohibition was implemented because of the health problems associated with drinking but the violence
it's something we really ought go back to. About 18 months ago, I started drinking coffee with baileys and jameson. Work from home. I have a nervous habit of drinking coffee when I'm stressed/under the gun. During the last day of a sprint, I realized I'd had drunk about 12-13oz of whiskey with all that coffee (I typically drank between 3-4). My god it took the edge off during the afternoon. It was one of my most productive days, like the planets and stars aligned feeling.
Now I make sure I get at least 6oz of whiskey every morning. I've never been happier at my job. I'm sure some abuse it, but in the right proportion it's great
I like to get wine drunk during the holidays and smoke a little weed and just enjoy the christmas lights. Sometimes go for a walk around the neighborhood in the evening looking at lights, then back to nice cozy house for munchies. Comfy as frick
DRUK, you say?
friday night DRUKbros
what we drinking
round one: beer
round two: whiskey
round three: more beer
round four: ???
feel like another round of whiskey could push me over the edge and I really don't wanna ruin the night, plus if I stop here I can drink more tomorrow
Wait so you're only having three drinks? How many is a round for you?
I always do top down, so highest proof first, blast a few and then cruise on a downward taper with slowly decreasing alcohol content
beer before liquor, never sicker
Liquor before beer, they'll label you a queer.
Chasing the shakes away
WHAT DO WHEN YOU'RE AT THIS LEVEL?
I FEEL FEVERISH EVERY NIGHT AROUND 3 AM AND HAVE HAD TO CALL OUT LIKE 4 TIMES THIS MONTH
AM I FRICKED?
This was happening to me after prolonged heavy drinking. Your electrolyte balance is probably fricked. I would feel hot, wake up in cold swrats, heart pounding, nausea, diarrhea muscle cramps. Be careful because this is the stuff that leads to dysrythmias of the heart and seizures. Your body needs food, rest and water. It took me like a week of feeling like shit and forcing myself to eat and taking a multivitamin to start feeling a bit better
so just thinking if I get one of those big tubs of multivitamins and swallow one every day that a good thing right?
It will help but you really need food and water and rest for your body to replenish all the electrolytes and things alcohol has stripped your body of
water all good I might chuck up but as long as its room temp I can usually hold it down, apples are a good thing but seriously its been a few weks since i've actually spleat ate and groomed like a normal person this should be a concern
Start with something that is relatively easy in the stomach, plain boring soups and crsckers. Oatmeal, toast, bananna. You need to eat anon, trust me I was drinking my meals for a long while and it can frick you up. Goo slow, youll feel better
toast sounds awful, oat meal sounds like too much of a hassle, a banana ok I've been living off apples and 2 min noodles and ordered pizza today I ate it so I'm sure it will be ok
Flew back home from Missouri on a work trip. Woke up with a beer. STL, two double spicy bloodies after the airport. Jack and diet on the plane. Got a fifth of Titos when I landed. Great day. I'll probably stay drunk tomorrow, but sobering up on Sunday is going to be a b***h, like always
ive never been on a flight but if i did id get wasted unless it was business
Most flying is for business, what are you talking about?
Boilermaker whiteclaws with Mccormick vodka and miller high life.
Missouri rules. Maybe nit st Louis. Did you go to a strip club and get stoned at least?
Neither. Downtown smells like skunk everywhere though. I just got trashed every night and saw a Cardinals game. Cool town tbh, or at least downtown was
MILLIE LITE
Half a bottle of Lalo tequila
FRIDAY NIGHT!!! my fellas didn't want to go out. Black Flag and maybe Omegle.
> rum + water + mio
WE DRANK THE VODKA
I torrented the Sideway
the pols certainly did
Next time use a picture from Sideways please. Sideways is one of the most comfy kinos of all time
About to watch this for the first time while verey buzzed, lets go friend
You’re in for a treat
I agree anon
But i feel like druk tradition is either mads or mad men
Sideways is alcohol kino though and i am literally paul giamati
>is either mads or mad men
or denzel
true
he drank the vodka
that's a big chug
For you
most people would vomit if they were chugging vodka straight like that
Druks arent most people. Thats just enough to keep the shakes away.
I can do this depending on the alcohol, not proud of that so much though
yeah its a natural response, luckily i take omeprazole so i can drink straight spirits
still id mix that much otherwise itd be vomit, no one talks about how much you vomit as a drunk
why's he drinking through his nose?
Absorbs faster. Next up, we'll see him doing an ass shot
>is a fully functioning male
>hopes to be dead even though he is perfectly capable of making that happen with no hope required
female writers?
Alcoholism is just suicide for people who don't want to live but also don't want to die.
for me its film , television, and alcohol
I got the seizures.
Alcoholism is a lousy way to end yourself. Not only is it painful, unless you're lucky enough to end yourself in a blackout druk accident, its slow as frick.
ive had three seizures
they still didnt give me benzos the c**ts, guess im drinking
Why tf would they give you benzos, they give anticonvulsants for seizures moron
calm down
Lorazepam and diazepam are anticonvulsants.
Sure but they would never be prescribed before others they don’t cause dependency and withdrawals, I have to take two different ones cause of seizures 🙁
a detox program would give you a benzo taper and anticonvulsants
of course a doctors not just going to write you a benzo script while you’re still drinking
I guess it depends why you have seizures, mine aren’t caused by alcohol
theres a reason men drink and women dont anon
look at the women's temperance league
they just dont understand
Women are just closet drinkers.
when you meet an alcokino girl its the best
monarch
im doing the same, spirits to quickly feel better then beer
>when you meet an alcokino girl its the best
It's all fun and games until they piss and shit your bed because they can't handle liquor.
i'd slurp that up
theres that film with MEW where she pisses the bed
i mean if youre both drunks what does it matter
its our hobby
Cant have sex when you are both on a bender because whiskey dick and you both fricking stink and you know as soon as you get a whiff of her c**t and ass you are going to throw up all over her.
Most relatable post I've seen in a druk thread.
Bullshit. Drunk sex is great. You've obviously never been to a frat party.
He's talking about alcoholics not normies getting drunk on the weekends.
a single night party is not a bender moron
Excuse me? What if it is?
Y’all are just nasty you can still clean yourself on a bender wtf
WHAT A LIFE WHAT A LIFE
>t. Philadelphian
>The buzz hits
Oh yeah, its fricking TIME
>Finally get druk enough the pains stop
Thank god, im in heaven
>Come from a family of heart chads
>Can drink all i want forever and not die untill i hit my 80s
Feels good
the difference between alcoholics and fundrinkers is night and day
this. you should know your limits. if you go over the line with it just back off.
>FInished FF16
Its been a great ride playing it while druk, what a treat
>tfw you dont have your own local Cheers
I would give anything for this.......
I do, it's pretty great, but also a huge money sink. I could obviously drink cheaper at home but I love these people
Who are the people? Whos your Norm and Clive?
closest I got was a chef's bar I went to when I was line cook. pretty much only regulars, food service got free reign to use the kitchen when closed, served past last call, to-go drinks, and free shots when the bartender was having one.
Ye that's a pretty cool mode even without the druk. Had a place right when I moved and started meeting new place for my first year of high school. Genuinely 10/10 people I'd meet once a week and we'd all hang out and we'd go see local bands on the weekend. Only got ruined because some moron started being a c**t by bringing drugs to the place and the group split and everyone was sad because their mates were off doing meth in some basement.
Whaddya know!
wow. what a coincedence.
ill drink to that. cheers lads. drink responsibly
drinks has less alcohol in them back then than they do now, like marijuana
>like marijuana
Is this true? Boomers act like the shit now is stronger but is that just a meme or what
Not a meme. Not only is the weed stronger but now ways of taking high concentrations of THC and all the other shit in weed is common and cheap. You got edibles and dabs that would have sent 70s hippies used to dirt weed schizo.
no wonder I freaked out after smoking some medical shit
the lament of every dealer cuck, forced to take the one strain their vendor has, if he decides to show up that day that is. You fellas should really get a card. Even the terrible medical program in Louisiana has a low thc strains available.
dispensaries are overpriced and reddit
>dispensaries are overpriced
depends on your state and quality of hookup. In Louisiana, definitely. In California, absolutely not. They got bogo 50% off deals there.
>and reddit
debatable
It's both. You'd run across weird overclocked stuff back in the day but it was usually random, now you can just inundate yourself with TurboUltraDoubleSexoCheddarJediPotterKush high percent shit all day every day until you're fully wackitized.
Only our chains, demoralizationbot.
Malt liquor and high ABV beers didn't get invented until the 1980s. Boomers would drink 4.3 abv lights until they passed out
I druk because i must
We lost........
>drinking the night before morning shift
>absolutely lose control and get shitfaced
>barely sleep and spend most of the night alternating between throwing up and passing out
>somewhow manage to "sober up" just enough to impersonate a person that's actually sober
>go to work and basically run on coffee and energy drinks for 8 hours straight feeling kinda proud that I can pull off the functional alcoholic if I want to
>next day I'm called into supervisor's office, apparently people were complaining about me all day long and I didn't even notice
>just tell him I was feeling kinda sick and I'm better now
well I don't know how you motherfrickers do it, but I'm done with drinking before work, that shit is for professional alcoholics only
You take the ibuprofen and the electrolyte water before you go in anon
seems inefficient, i just mixed the spirits with pedialyte
Pedialyte/electrolyte drinks/fruit if you can and half-half water with your favorite energy drink (not coffee obv). If you need food, stick to lean carbs (e.g. oatmeal) to give your body the least problems moving shit through your system. Painkiller of choice and you're doing about as well as you can, which is usually fairly functional.
Just show up and keep your mouth shut. They know you're drunk, but they don't care because half of them are too
I'd like to hear more from people who actually do this, don't have a clue how I could do my job drunk, and it's not even that hard
>and it's not even that hard
That's the problem. Functional alcoholics are usually exhausted at the end of the day so they're not up all night drinking.
I couldn't control myself one night before a shift, got hammered, ended up scraping my leg to shit and probably frickrd up something in my hand. Woke up 2 hours late,, rushed to work,, was limping and basically one-handed for a good while. Do not drink before morning shift.
>wake up shaking
>know I need alcohol
>know I'll throw up
>drink, throw up, keep drinking
WHAT A LIFE
a cautionary tale. but why dont you just taper off?
the sensible thing to do is insert the alcohol into your anus
>tfw on a bender and waking up three hours before the liquor stores open
>tfw on a bender and you forgot it's Sunday and missed the liquor store because it closes 3 hours earlier
Dont know how my druk homies in dry locales do it. Shit must take careful planning and iron will to make sure you have enough supply to keep you going until the bottle shops open.
why did he do it, was it because he'd never make a series better than the tudors? or was it just normal irish behaviour
It is true coke is the best hangover remedy bros
a line, maybe two max will definitely get you going
but any more and you’re going to spend the morning drinking and doing more lines
One and I won't stop. I need to leave that shit alone. Last time I went on a binge, I probably did most of a ball and I caught covid. My sinuses were killing me. It was shitty coke too
No. You will feel human for all of ten minutes if you have some decent yayo and then you will have to deal with a hangover and a comedown. Just druk some more. At the very least its cheaper than buying stepped on coke.
purchased 97 percent stuff from the web
it still has a horrible comedown, maybe thats because i turn it into cocaethanol
Oh yeah, its druk Home Improvement time. ERUGHHHHHHH
Odd thought but how effective would the goofy gas be in terms of treating my desire to drink? Not talking huffing down balloons. I mean like controlled medical application of that shit to just chill my overclocked brain down to okay.
It wont work, try Nitros if you want a fix
Low and slow, man. I imagine once an hour you take a nice pull off a mask with some oxygen mixed in to keep it okay, big titty analthesioligist keeping an eye on the numbers and shit and bending over a lot. I'm really thinking there might be something to the dissociative qualities of nitrous that might aid getting clean off booze and maybe other stuff.
>Get a hobby
>Suddently dont need to drink all the time
Lads.........
I was just watching him in the BBC adaptation of Martin Amis's "Money". Its weird he's basically playing the same character but seems miscast at the same time.
>YOU WILL COME DOWN SOON TOO
>YOU WILL COME DOWN TOO SOON
my brains the burger and my hearts the coal however
>Get drunk as frick
>Clean the house
WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS?
God damn it Jordan
>when you cheap out on your portriat photographer
I wish i could just drink and eat and watch kinos 24/7, life is pointless otherwise
Virgin lmao
>Its been like 4 hours
I mentally broke you for good
Does mentally breaking people in a comfy druk thread make you happy?
I accept your concession yet again.
>within a minute
Virgin lmao
It's a Friday night and you are judging people.
Mentally broke
Friday night and judging people while responding within a minute. Lmao, you are more of a loser than me.
You tried all the other shit kiddo, why would you think this is gonna be a win for you?
I've won every round, the fact that you still feel the need to reply says it all, kek.
I called you a virgin and you've been on a 6ish house mentally breakdown over it, i won hours ago
Then feel free to stop replying within a minute on a Friday night, lmfao.
Why did it drive you so insane, virgin
Why do you have absolutely no life yet act superior to others? Apex kek.
So its the word virgin that actually bothered you lmao, i broke you with one single word. Virgin
virgin
Virgin
I will own you for the rest of yuor life lmao
I own you
Pretty demented anon. Seek help. You may have mindbroken me but you seem unwell yourself.
I own you
I was already suicidal, but this encounter has convinced me to end it tonight. Hope you're happy.
Based me
I'm not joking, just so you know. I can't get my dignity back, but at least I can give you my suicide to live with.
I dont care zoomie, do it
You own me.
I know in your mind however this ends its gonna be some kind of win, it isnt
Final thought- I can't win, I can't see a way to get my digintiy back, so the endless sleep suddenly seems even more immediately appealing than it did before. In a way you've done me a favor. But I still wish I had been confident, secure in myself, and happy.
You are actually sick in the head
Stream it. Take your dad's duck gun, of he is even still around
Nah, i'm not doing this for you, but for me. Anyway, got to go. Peace.
You're not going to do shit. Calm down.
Name what you are currently drukking right now or else
The same thing I drink every day, bottom shelf vodka.
And then Pinky?
Forget about the world.
a cheap but decent chardonnay, i'll be on the tinnies tomorrow though
port wine, nasty as frick but it gets the job done
Port is fricking kino, frick you
what kind of port? dry white port with ice and lemon is brilliant
the cheap one, under 5 bucks
fricking hell, how much do you get for 5
more than enough, the cheap ones are always the best if youre looking to get hammered
if that shit actually came from porto i'm impressed, port over here in the UK is expensive stuff - £12/pint for a decent bottle at least
>if that shit actually came from porto i'm impressed
it did, im from there
fricking hell, nice one - i absolutely love porto. I've travelled a lot in portugal but I always try and stay a night there if I can
imagine not living here
hot broads everywhere, cheap alky and beach climate all year long
imagine living elsewhere lmaoo
But you're still beaners lmao
hahha oh nooo im a beaner lmaooo
Must suck ngl
its quite alright
at least im not black xdd
Well, at least there is that, I guess. Not too much of a step up though.
Bacardi and long drinks
kronenburg beer and toots of whiskey
Cheap wine because it's the only way to get druk where I live at a reasonable price. Beer is about 30% more expensive for the alcohol and spirits are about twice as expensive.
Bum status. Pathetic.
I'm not made of money.
I'm assuming you're American where alcohol is a quarter of the price it is here at the cheapest.
Why do you dummies keep falling for planned economies over there? From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. How fricked. All along Gerneralisimo gets richer and richer
Im not that dude but youre already goonin at noon? Aussies dont play I guess.
Titos with Sprite Zero while watching Kitchen Nightmares. Life doesn't get any comfier at 11:38 pm.
Virgin tier
bros, how much do i need to work out during the day so I can get #druk during the night to offest the health question
are you trying to lose weight from beer or something?
nahh, i just dont wanna become alocoholic fat
sorry im druk alreayd
just walk a fair bit the day after if you can, if you're truly worried about calories just move to pure spirits
To the point where you are tired as shit in the evening so all it will take is a little booze to knock you out.
why does my boy osbourne not get more love in these threads?
He has a drinking problem
>
>
>2 beers left
>The panic sets in
HOW DO I STOP THIS, I FEEL SO AFRAID AHHHHHHHH FRICK FRICK FRICK
Whatever you do dont sip them. Chug the shit out of them and go buy some more beer before the druk wears off. Try not to drive.
You gotta face that shit. Fear of it happening previously fricks you up. Stare hard at both of those beers and enjoy them. You own those beers, anon.
i get far more than i ever need, i panic if i have no booze in the house
Is this the thread?
>Tried to drink every time they drink in Beerfest
>Got shrekt
you know the warning at the beginning isn't really a joke you cant do that no-one can, thats almost 10lts of beer in less then 2hrs, its not possible, and definitely lethal I should know I tired a couple days ago
A more reasonable challenge is to drink the way they do on Peaky Blinders S1. Dont know how Oppie hatched all his schemes when he was drunk off his ass all day.
>I tired a couple days ago
I raise my glass to you, anon.
i'm still awake I'm only drinking and eating pizza why can't I sleep? please send help, i'm watching worlds end right now
i'm not i just got an uber up the shops to get a couple more bottles and some papers for rollies, I genuinely don't understand why i don't just go to sleep, I had a nap yestery for 4 hours so maybe i'm running off that
I had a friend that could drink all night and never pass out. Maybe you’re just built different, you on any meds?
no i have been in the past but not know I am the sort that can stay up all night drinking and talking shit but it has legit been almost a week now just 2-4 hr naps work then back at it, I think I need a ton of weed
Take some melatonin or sleeping pills. That’s not safe bro. Avoid caffeine too.
>tak sleeping pills
um even if I could get them that doesn't seem safe atm either
You don’t have to down a bottle niggy just get some help
i have help its in a big glass bottle cheers
Cheers dude get some rest when you can
thanks ill try, my body has to shut down at some point
Just call you dad and talk about fishing.
ok i'll try that
Your mom is calling, answer
no she isn't and she will know instantly that i am druk if I call her, nice try anon
At least you still have her. Lost mine in 2019
sry m8 that sucks
Yeah, it did. Thanks
i drank the white claw surge multipack
I'm drinking the cheap rum in the plastic bottle.
I FRICKING SHARTED THE GAS AND WATER
i hate it so much
monday everything i drank came out of my ass and i vomitted almost instantly. like i had nothing to aid the digestion process and my body simply refused anything i put in it.
>sharting 30 times in a day
What's the strongest beer you've ever drank Cinemaphile?
>used to put down 15 beers beers and go to work the next day feeling perfectly fine at 19
>3 beers ruin my sleep and next day is completely ruined at 27
it's over
virgin tier
Man you are never gonna recover are you?
at 35 i feel like my body is completely broken. i couldnt imagine being 60 and having to deal with a hangover
Start supplementing with NAC and Glycine. They are what your body uses to produce the antioxidant glutathione which is depleted when you drink. A little milk thistle and Benfotiamine would be good too. Heavy drinking inhibits the absorption of vitamin B and the Benfotiamine will help with that.
Other than that water and Gatorade and you will be fine. Worst case scenario maybe a minor headache depending on genetics and how well your body deals with alcohol.
it's over
valerian root forces REM sleep
Based. Enjoy those vivid dreams.
There's a faster way
Don't forget
If I could afford fresh cod I wouldn't be drinking the malt liquor.
I'm gonna drink the vodka.
Watching PFL?
On Patrol Live
Kino of the highest order. I lost Reelz channel when I switched from directv stream to YouTubetv. And no, I don't pirate like a broke Black person. I subsidize all you broke Black folk.
W-what are the tissues for anon....?
Allergies, I mowed my weed pit yard after work
comfy set up there. im sick of sitting in a pc chair
>buy same beer at the same store 2 times a week
>show the lady cashier my id
>"you must get annoyed showing your id a lot, I know you're of age since i see you buy the same beer all the time"
Wtf bros, I thought I was invisible. Do I go to a different store for now on?
she was extending the olive branch. was she black?
Should have just said "whatever" and then nothing else for the remainder of the interaction
I start a new job on Monday, and the office is now down the street from my favourite bars.
I'm going to come undone and blotto myself stupid almost immediately, aren't I.
Can you druk on your break? Can you leave the building?
Yeah, that's a good way to keep a job. Do you work ar Burger King or something?
No i just dont work a cucked job like you, virgin
Lol. Okay. Tell me all about your "job"
That fella might kms himself and you're right back at it two seconds later. Crazy
I used to go to a shitty little Chinese restaurant down the street to have a few drinks when I was between shifts at the restaurant I worked at cause they wouldn't gimme booze unless I was working lmao
I used to be drunk as frick all the time. Id prolly down like 18-24 beers a night. Then on the way to work pick up a 12 pack and drink that throughout the day. I was extremely good at functioning drunk as frick, but theres gotta be NO way someone couldnt smell it if not on my breath literally sweating out of my pores. I did this for months, maybe almost a year. I dunno how I wasnt fired and or just straight up arrested.
They could smell it but they were being polite about it. As long as youre not operating heavy machinery no one will make a big deal if youre not fricking up.
This. If you're working in finance 75% of the guys are drunk for the first half of the day.
I guess people really dont give a shit then, I had many interactions with many people some of them bosses of bosses. No one said or did shit. Im glad they didnt because I didnt need that drama in my life, but at the same time..goddamn I was a wreck mentally.
I would drink 20 beers a night and then go drive for 10 hours a day. Nobody ever said anything about it and seemingly didn't suspect anything. I never drank between waking up and getting off work though and showered twice a day
You're stupid if you think they couldn't tell
They let me drive for years. It was never an issue. I don't care if they "can tell", it never mattered. Also I know what you're saying but it genuinely seems like they didn't know. I have a good diet and sleep a lot. I would just get off work and get thrashed, wake up, shower, brush teeth, gum and wait til I could go to the gas station across the street for a road soda after work. I don't drink liquor fwiw
Sure, but they knew you were a drunk.
I genuinely doubt it based on conversations but maybe, I don't care
Buddy I'm talking about fedex
>Buddy I'm talking about fedex
Again, did anyone ever ask you to drive their kids during this period?
why would they? Do your coworkers ask you to drive their kids, ever, once in your life? What they did do is pay me a shitload of money to go and drive in three other cities I had never been in as a contingency worker because I can read a map.
typically people have a life outside of work, you seem awfully hesitant to discuss that topic. Seems to me that you're a lonely drunk whose co-workers let you alone because you never slipped up on the job.
my life outside of work is being married with two kids. What are you even talking about dude. Who the frick asks their coworkers to "drive their kids". When I was on the road in other cities my contingency manager saw me putting away my drinks at the airbnb and all he said was "Anon wakes up on time and knows his package codes, anon can read a map" as he sucked down blunts. Like I said I didn't drink between waking up and getting done. I have never been a liquor drunk with the shakes.
Again, has anyone ever asked you do drive their kids? Try asking the question rather than deflect by insisting that its work related. Does anyone actually trust you with the safety of their children?
Nobody you've ever worked with has ever asked you to do this. This is an absolutely moronic line of questioning and you know it. Coworkers don't routinely ask someone they know simply by virtue of working with them to drive their kids around. You need to let this go anon. You're not smart, you're very autistic. For the record when I'm off the clock I don't even drive my own kids usually, because I'm drunk. My wife doesn't work so she can handle getting us places. But the point remains that nobody you've casually worked with has ever, EVER asked you to transport their kids.
Stop responding to him, he's the guy that ruined the first two thirds of this thread.
I like how you keep insisting that the question is only related to co-workers. Seriously man, you need to genuinely think about this for a second. Does your wife let you drive you kids? Does your friends drive their kids? Does anyone you personally know trust you to drive them at all?
It was only related to coworkers, that has been your entire line of questioning the entire time and it's been moronic the entire time. I'm sorry you're a handholdless incel who's alcoholic parents beat the shit out of you, but let's be honest, it seems like you deserved it.
Lol assburger, who the frick randomly drives kids around? Coworkers are coworkers, you work with them for money then they can frick off to their lives afterward.
If you actually think people don't notice you're drunk, just offer anyone a ride and see how they react. Everyone knows you're drunk. Its fine if you don't care, but don't fool youself into thinking that they dont' know.
I have never once seen a circumstance where someone at work would drive someone else's kids around. In short, you are fricking stupid.
autism
Did you ever drive these people's kids? Was it ever once brought up, did they ever ask you?
i love white wine and singing so fricking much
its over
it's never been more over
It's never over
It is more over than previously thought possible
So it is over then. Thanks Reddit!
Anytime, Xir.
I like the one where that image is inlaid in another one.
>tfw not druk
b***h we get taht drunk in the current year.,
Druk songs? For me, it's Sinatra.
im trying to work out how long I've been awake now, I think 22 hours went to work for 5 hrs earlier, just beer and wine, made a quick run up to the shops to get some more wine and some cigs very comfy rt
DONT START THAT TALKING
I COULD TALK ALL NIGHT
trusted a fart rip underwear
thats an art to that
mixing UPPERS AND DOWNERS PRACTICALY SUICIDE
No, you will just be able to defy gravity until one of them wears off
Think most people are on a low rent upper and downer cycle, coffee all day at work beer when they get home
pussy try this my ultimate bong/beer hit so first shot of tequila, salt lemon etc, then without a moment pause a bong hit, then, shot a beer tin, then as you are breathing out that inhale a nang, then as you exhale a drag of crystal then as you exhale a line of the good stuff, then a quick shot one more beer shot then one more nang, at this point even though you won't feel it your obdy is begging for oxygen, so a quick shot of whiskey to clear the pallet, then beer shot bong nang puff done
weed isnt a downer and it induces schizo you idiot
alcohol and stims are the only safe drugs
well what the frick do you think I should do then? i'm drijnking some cheap white right now and just smoking cigs like I have been sine 8 pm last night when I knocked off, its 2pm now and its been a few days in total why the frick can't I sleep since bros please help me out explain this shit, it makes no sense barely any food I've been working downing coffee, then drinking after having a nap for a few hours early morning then back to it, its the weekend I'm not fricking sleeping what the frick is going on?
Seems super hard core. What a gay.
no its retared but if your 20 and you have all those I would highly recommend it, taught so many that one, its near perfect and a lot of fun just have to get he order right for instance if you go from exhaling shard onto inhaling a nang, you are going to have a bad time, the sequence matters
Are you speaking English? Are you a Mexican?
no m8 i've been semi drunk all week and now am actually drunk as its 3 in the arvo here and i've been up since 11 am yesterday, went o work for 4 hrs friday dinner rush, it was fine
Well, at least you're semi-productive.
I am functional as all frick, its my first weekend off in a month I can get proper druk if I want
Just saying guys, I know I've had a few drinks but honestly I'm still quite soberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I drank the old fashioned
>drink life by the bottleful
fuming i cant drink and smoke at work
Get a better job. Don didn't let that shit limit him. He would disappear for weeks at a time
i bet druk threads were so comfy during lockdown. i never expericened those times
best threads on Cinemaphile
does anyone remember security gaurd anon? that shit was great, pretty sure we got him fired, or he got himself fired afer he sperged out, good times
we were livin on love
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Not a drunk, not drunk now. No coworker has ever asked me to drive their kids lmao wtf
my stack
Thankfully Im done with my court mandated AA after this weekend so I can get back to weekend benders.
Lol youve been rehabilitated! I quit drinking on my own after 15 years. I went to a couple AA meetings just because I said Id try it and frick those people. They are pathetic whiners with no willpower, who insist that you mut be as weak willed as they are if you are to ever give up on the "devil juice".
My local place is chill, except for some boomer that doesnt like me for whatever reason, and they always have free food and coffee on the weeend so whatever. I hooked up with a druk chick that was also there because of court that was a bonus.
Large quantities of boomers where I am
>muh war stories
>muh wisdom
Its like stfu dude, you are just a druk like everyone else just because you are old and were too stupid to quit before your life went to shit years ago doesnt make you special
Congrats on the druk chick..I need to find one to get addicted to sex
but you are also stupid and still are, did you learn nothing?
What like drinking copious amounts of alcohol will lead to eventual life problems? I hardly drink anymore, thats my point. I stopped before dumb shit happened and didnt let it control my life
no what Imeant was maybe stop tring to pick up druk chicks if you have no interest in being drunk, if you are so together then go talk to normies and get a norma gf
I liked hearing the boomers because some of them are interesting and they like droning on and on which helps kill time. The only thing I hate is the gay little aa practices they make you do especially that hand holding shit at the end. Like I said its my last two days so at least I can check being an AA waster off my to do list.
I drank the Black person semen for booze money
same, fear factor got wild in that last season
how bad is 2 bottles of red a night really?
what if im up 7, gym by 8, eat clean and otherwise only drink water and green tea.
You will die sooner than later. One bottle of white a night (assuming this is pretty much every night) is suicide tier, let alone 2 bottles of red.
red is good for you
why though? Frank Sinatra drank a bottle of Jack everynight before bead right up til he was 80, Jackie Gleason was an olympic tier daily drinker and eater and lived long enough as well.
plus half of europe drinks an equivalent amount on a daily basis.
what is it specifically that will kill you
RIP
Seriously though, you are killing yourselves. Specifically how? Vitamin depletion, dehydration, liver damage, nerve damage, brain damage, mood damage. Sleep damage.
at least 5 out of 7 of those are made up
Ok buddy, feel free to die.
you too everyone does, making up reason why you will doesn't change that
really? I'm nearly 40 and its a 6pack+ 1 1/2 bottles of white on average every night then 6 to 7 hours work then back at it, then sleep then back to it, I got this weekend off through convoluted circumstance but I seem to be surviving
yes really. You can drink like that for decades and not have noticable medical problems and then you go to have some regular check up and the doctor tells you need a new liver because you've been drinking like a moron for the last 30 years.
but wwhat does that mean? I am obviuolsy drained of energy, but if I stop for one day have a soild meal chuck up and then eat some more i'm actually better then I was ten years ago, at what point does this "you are fricked" set in sure all the usual symptoms but never enough to disable me or prevent me from doing what I have to
When you are bedridden and cant move anymore, and your blood is literally poison because you liver and kidneys are frickd
when doe that happen?
Depends on the person. Some dudes can get old as frick and still druk and other dudes roll snake eyes and get esophageal kidney liver pancreatic cancer in their twenties.
so its a gamble and no-one knows what really happens or if and when anything will happen got it
It wont take long if you are drinking hard enough. People have had their livers crap out on them in their 40s. I recently actually had a friend drink himself to death a year ago. He was never eating, sleeping like shit, basically hitting the bottle from sunrise until he passed out. He was only 36
>It wont take long
its been 20+ years so far, while always maintaining at least the basic normal work hours maintenance etc. this really seems like a scare tatic
>but wwhat does that mean?
It means that small amounts of alcohol can be handled by your liver but two botles a day isn't a small amount. That's a pace you can keep up for a few weeks during a vacation but not on a permanent basis. You can have a king liver that can take the abuse yes, but you can also have an actual medical problem right now and not even know it and make it worse every single day because you keep drinking. It could be entirely unrelated to your liver, it could be some pancreas issue or maybe a heart thing.
i've been doing this since I was 18 use to down a cask of cheap red every night and chuck 1/2 of it up that morning, this doesn't make sense, just finished bottle 2 and 6 packs long gone btw, probably start sneaky bottle 3 now, extra 6 pack and bottle 4 are waiting in the wings, its my weekend off don't see why not
>i've been doing this since I was 18
So? You're not fricking Wolverine. Each day you do this shit you're fricking up your liver and the rest of your body. You might not notice the issues for another 10 years when youre in your 50s or early 60s. You might as well be asking if its okay to drive on your tires after the threads have worn off, like yeah but they could just explode at any moment or you can hit a patch of water on the high way and crash.
have a nice day
ok, so my liver will explode or my heart will stop? seriously what will happen? I'm not stopping but I'd like to know
Who knows? Do you have a bum ticker or the liver of a Native american?
no i'm aus of irish and nordic descent I know this for sure because my brother did the whole costs $200 dna family tree thing about a decade ago when he got married
There's thousands of things that can go wrong when you drink two bottles of wine a day and it can depend on everything from what kind of wine you're drinking to what your genetics are.
yeah man sorry I told you that drinking two bottles of wine a day is actually bad for you and you need to stop
huff my jenkem bitcj
Okay levels of wine to drink every day is like one glass, not two entire bottles.
even the WHO recommends 2 drinks a day for health benefits, and that doesnt even take into account size and weight of the person, which is moronic because a 40kg asian man will be far more affected than a 90kg european, so we can already see that more than 2 drinks a day are actually beneficial, we're not even near harm territory yet.
So i asked chatgpt why/how in ancient times people were able to drink so much and despite extensive medical journals from the time covering a huge range of illness, cancers associated with drinking are not mentioned, the Greeks would drink the equivalent of 2 modern botttles a day easy (you say that watered it down but have a look at the size of a kratom and you see the made up the difference in volume)
the egyptians too would consume liters of a beer daily and riot if denied it.
the answer the AI ended up giving was that cancer rates from alcohol consumption directly correlate to the introduction of preservatives and chemical additives in the process of making alcoholic drinks. and that these are the real cause of liver cancer from alcohol.
it also admitted that that amount was healthier than an equivalent amount in coca-cola.
We've been drinking wine for at least 7 thousand years without problem untill the 70's when they started putting that garbage in.
remember too prohibition was implemented because of the health problems associated with drinking but the violence
>So i asked chatgpt
stopped reading there
nah you read it, you just dont have a retort
How the frick do you people put away one or two bottles a night?
I can't even conceptualize that.
how do you not, what teh frick do you do?
it's something we really ought go back to. About 18 months ago, I started drinking coffee with baileys and jameson. Work from home. I have a nervous habit of drinking coffee when I'm stressed/under the gun. During the last day of a sprint, I realized I'd had drunk about 12-13oz of whiskey with all that coffee (I typically drank between 3-4). My god it took the edge off during the afternoon. It was one of my most productive days, like the planets and stars aligned feeling.
Now I make sure I get at least 6oz of whiskey every morning. I've never been happier at my job. I'm sure some abuse it, but in the right proportion it's great
Congrats, you have discovered druk. Mads would be proud lol
New bread when
I like to get wine drunk during the holidays and smoke a little weed and just enjoy the christmas lights. Sometimes go for a walk around the neighborhood in the evening looking at lights, then back to nice cozy house for munchies. Comfy as frick
Goodnight, drukchads
frick off
Oh no, the hurtful words!
y-you too
night bro