Did they really pretend to sell this as an upgrade?

Did they really pretend to sell this as an upgrade?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you wouldn't get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you wouldn't get it
      Well, I'm not a (literal) boomer so that's correct.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leave

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about it... chud.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers prefered women that seemed like they had plenty of experience fricking Black folk and drug dealers. I dont know why.
    Personally, as a zoomie, i prefer girls that dont have much casual sex and thereforehence less stds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I...don't even think there are black people in their town Anon. Rent Free.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you missed out on having a cute Australian girlfriend in high school

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss back when women used to be beautiful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, me too. No woman nowadays looks like the girl next door you can introduce to your mother. Now they all look like women you have to pay to have sex with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In reality there wouldn't be that many teeth in that mouth.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show the two main characters switch cliques
    >Danny becomes a preppy jock
    >Sandy becomes a bad girl
    >both were trying to change to make the other happy
    >op thinks this is about "upgrades"
    Op can't help but be a homosexual.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when the car started flying i turned that shit off. ridiculous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You turned a movie off at the ending?
      That's hardcore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no i turned it off before it ended

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's based to turn movies off 1 second before they end.
          Think of all the homosexual hours the homosexual director spent choosing "muh last frame".

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Olivia Newton-John here
    >be 30
    >play a 17 years old

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of the Pink Ladies would you date?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's that 17 year old girl I was telling you about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stockyard Channing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a wkuk sketch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either Jan or Frenchy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's 45 year old Stockard Channing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: Frenchies' actress is called Diddy Kong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always had a crush on Marty.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    juden beauty standards and attempt to make you believe its attractive

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have ended with Travolta being a "square" since he was growing up and couldn't be a loser greaser anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Contortions that he can't recall

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From the neck up it was a downgrade.
    From the neck down it was an upgrade.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of people miss the fact that Grease was a parody of 1950s teenage love stories where the bad boy goes straight for the nice girl that flips the script by having the good girl break bad instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually this has been debunked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i saw that ted talk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was a ted x talk actually and I'm glad you liked it I worked really hard on it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of the time the parodies/deconstruction is what the genre is remembered for
      like more people have seen or remember austin powers but have never seen classic bond movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More people thse days know Evangelion rather than the teenage mecha stories it deconstructed.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was unironically 27

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT ME, I'M SANDRA DEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandra Dee was neat.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE HAG LINES I HATE HAG LINES I HATE HAG LINES

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if she won't suck your dick Travolta will

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sandy was in pantyhose 24/7hy2mat. Muh dick.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Danny got to experience the best of both worlds here. So did she.

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